#guys this one is really self indulgent

[masochist-shark]

Dinobot pins terrorsaur down after a bloody scuffle.

A proposition: “perhaps a truce is in order.”

Dinobot laps up terrorsaur’s spilt energon, nibbling at his neck. He’s in a rut.

“Get off me you—“ TS starts, but is quickly cut off by his own whimpers.

The air is thick with the smell of energon, and their thermal fans set to max.

[linktoo-doodles]

what kind of guy steals 10 doors instead of his tasked 5 just because he can

[ari-continues-to-exist]

Springtrap but I put him in a suit

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Alt under the cut

[reallyamerica]

i know like everyone seems to already collectively agree what Cardassian genitalia is like based on that one speculative fic thing but what if i already started writing garashir porn before i was clued in is everyone gonna be mad at me or can i be forgiven for envisioning something different

[poke-poke-poke]

hear me out - i think leon and nihilego would be a fun combo

their designs compliment each other well lol

(i like villain au ideas though, so i may be biased, aesthetic wise)

[oh-no-its-bird]

Incredibly self indulgent 'early konoha kids get zapped into canon right after Hiruzen is killed' au..... save me incredibly self indulgent 'early konoha kids get zapped into canon right after Hiruzen is killed' au ,,,,

This is so stupid but I'm embracing the cringe.

POV a Nara an Orochi and 2 Hatake twins fuck around and find out with one of Tobirama's seals (that one of the Hatake's definitely stole) when they really really shouldn't and get zapped to Konoha

Immediate glaring problem: the Orochi clan is incredibly recognizable. They all look very similar. And Orochimaru is the only one left in modern era and also just killed the Hokage in front of a fuck ton of people, like, last week. And is also a known body hopper so any minor differences in appearance can be very easily waved away.

They don't even realize smthn went wrong at first bc they were fucking around way on the outskirts of town to avoid being caught playing with things they shouldn't, and when they return to town they take the back ways around so they don't even notice the new buildings n stuff

They all just kinda shrug and call it a day after the seal explodes on them (and poke at the Hatake who's genius idea it was to play with the seal, who is also the only one of them currently throwing up in the grass due to the seal backlash) and split off to go home

"Did it hurt?" Haru cheerfully prodded his brothers cheek with his finger. "Do you feel sick?" He gave him another poke. "Do you feel stupid?" At this poke, Hiro let out a low grumble. "You look pretty stupid."

Only, in going home, the Hatake's return to a ruined, falling appart clan compound that suitably freaks them out

The Nara to a house that looks somewhat the same (with some changes to the garden) but has a new family in it who yells at her in confusion when she apparently breaks in and chases her away

And the Orochi, the only one of them to go run errands before heading home, is immediatley mistaken for Orochimaru and tackled by like 10 ANBU agents at once while trying to buy groceries (the weeping shopkeep is very relieved. The Orochi meanwhile, is very confused)

Prison break time !! The Nara and Hatake twins very messily break out their friend, who then refuses to leave without retrieving their gourd, which was taken to evidence (and is an important clan artifect and weapon) so the escape gets even messier

They may have tried to clear up any misunderstandings but that was before their Orochi buddy got put in prison under threat and schedule of torture, so they decide to fuck off from the village in hopes of creating some distance

(There's a lot of conflict on Konoha's side, behind the curtains and higher up, from some who had interacted w Orochinatsu, who do not believe them to be Orochimaru. And those who interacted w them and do. And Danzo, who wants them dead and or in his hands either way, who is also kind of in charge rn bc Sarutobi's fucking dead)

So they retreat real hard and real fast and knock right into Sasuke actually, who's in the middle of trying to defect to sound.

Oh also it's to note that the warring states guys are all 17-18, so they (read:the Hatake twins) see Sasuke and are like "oh the ittle baby wishes to commit treason? That's so cut— whO taught him that ????? (Chidori) WHY CANT I DO THAT I WANT TO DO THAT ???????"

Anyways they somehow join Sasuke on his little trip to sound— They hear Orochimaru and think of the Orochimaru of their time (the name is a title passed down through Orochi clan heads) and they also, now somewhat aware of the time travel, think of the (literal this time) baby Oro they occasionally babysit together, and who is Orochinatsu's baby cousin (who is, yes, the Orochimaru of this time)

They get to Sound and Orochimaru is like "???? Ayo ????" for MULTIPLE reasons, this entire thing fascinates him

Omg Sasuke u brought him a gift ?? Ur such a good guest!

Unfortunately for them tho, Orochinatsu is also like. Literally the most perfect body he could ask for, actually. They look really similar, the kid is young and strong and healthy, plus also very talented (annoyingly to the others, one of the most skilled among their generation in early konoha) they already have a snake contract, and best of all they're literally directly biologically related to Orochimaru, which could seriously help the body snatching procedure, etc.

Unsure where it goes from there, they might tuck Sasuke under their arm and book it, maybe even promise to help w his Itachi problem, idk I'm just having fun spinning around in circles in a chair daydreaming ab silly stupid oc time travel aus

Staring at a wall telling myself to embrace the cringe ,,, I earned it,, tis my birthright to make unasked for naruto oc content ,,

[thomaskong]

I was afraid I’d lose him. So I got there late. And… as I entered, I saw him about to take pictures by himself. The first thing that I felt was… I wanted to hug him. No matter how bad I was to him, he’s still there for me. Every time that I’ve fallen or torn apart, he always runs up to me. He’ll come running and hug me. The same goes for this time, where he shows up. Am I happy? I’m really delighted. I really am. I’d like to thank Save for always being by my side till this very day.

DMD Friendship the Reality: It Takes Two EP. 5

[spac3trash]

algebralien gijinkas!!

so I’ve been getting lots of love on my silly object show art on twitter so i wanted to try my hand at making some gijinkas :] these are the ones I’ve made so for and I hope to make more eventually,,,

bonus 4 in a skirt version under cut + some other doodles with 1 & 2 because I really want to see them interact…

I personally think one and two were super close but eventually had a falling out… dramaticize it with my gijinkas more but… I hope we get to learn more about the tension between them…… :]

[transjeffdr-2]

more hotel redesign stuff (previous ones here and here) because I got inspired

[aseuki]

Artfight Attacks Batch 3! A lot of fun ones from this batch, defo got a bit silly with some interactions!

OC Names and @'s under the cut👇

Prism - @humming-fly

Sir Meteor - @what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me

Mio - @post-it-notes7

Meka - Totorii22

Gearald - @novabear0

Cosmos - Bronik123

Nebula Knight - @miniiinebulaee

[qoldenskies]

Beating up your pookies has gotta be your favourite pastime with how often you're making Donnie Go Through It

oh you should see the horrors i inflict on my OCS

[alltimefail]

"Go the Distance" from Hercules came on while I was listening to one of my Spotify playlists and I was OVERCOME with a feeling of "Charles Charles Charles oh my fucking GOD Charles Rowland!!!!"

So long story short, I've added a Dead Boy Detectives Gods AU to my to-do list!!!!!!!! I think it would be perfect if I could have it ready by GeekedWeek AHHHH!!!!

It wouldn't be based on Percy Jackson or Hercules or anything specific like that - literally just my own story, my nerd ass playing fast and loose with Greek gods in a modern-day setting with our beloved core-4 at the center of a huge, seemingly impossible task that they can only conquer together. Idk man I'm so into this idea right now I'm literally pacing the room!!!!! Would anyone even want to read this?!

Payneland included of course. They fall in love in every universe, after all. (Probably Palasaki too because I LOVE them. ALSO other characters would make appearances, too! Not just the core-4!)

Is anyone interested in this?!

[thatcatbasil]

happy valentines-day-was-actually-yesterday-and-not-today day take these dorks kissing

these next two are actually from last month but i threw them into my drafts and forgot to actually post them so i'm including them here

[st4rstudent]

stubborn

no text ver

[thelassoway]

Social Conditioned ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[jabberwockprince]

reworking this old ass oc and trying to figure out colors <3