#guys pissing

[d469son-boizbuttsnjeans2]

[d469son-daddy469son-bw2]

[d469son-daddyshelper2]

[mychemicalbrromance]

Guys ive been reading peak

[squidsmeister]

dungeon meshi is my favorite road-trip comedy film

[bokutoko]

osamu didn’t really have a favorite color.

it wasn’t until he saw you after school one chilly autumn day, your face lighting up with the question, “is that jacket new, ‘samu?”

he nodded—he didn’t think too much of it when he got it for his birthday, so he surely didn’t expect anyone else to notice. “a gift from ma.”

“i like it, it’s my favorite color,” you took in his full appearance, your eyes looking him up and down, “it suits ya.” a cackle escaped you at osamu’s flustered face, only growing louder with him grumbling, “shaddup.” osamu’s biggest tell was always his accent thickening, and you knew it.

as winter came, osamu found himself wearing that same jacket to and from school every day, ignoring atsumu’s relentless “whadda simp” comments, as a part of him hoped you’d one day be chilly enough to need his coat.

and when that day came, with his jacket hugging your figure as you nuzzled in his leftover body heat, osamu found it hard to breathe.

in that moment, he realized he’d found his new favorite color—yours.

a/n: sorry osamu if reader’s favorite color is pink😔 bro’s looking like pepto-bismol.

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[tigersorange]

“this female character is badly written” [loud incorrect buzzer] you would love this exact same character if she were a man

[bronzeplates]

The weight of your own actions can get heavy...

[namespara]

Jean youre a stronger man than I am. i would've jilled myself. Unbelievable pain

Bonus:

[kavebot]

i love this fucking cat

[heartorbit]

happy halloween! 🎃🐈‍⬛👻🐇

[d469son-boizbuttsnjeans2]

[dandey-lion]

Dpxdc prompt.

Imagine there are tinier ancients, ancients of planets. But instead of every ancient having one planet, they would be the ancient of a group of planets that are similar and possess similar qualities.

For simplicity, I will refer to these ancients as the ancient of [insert planet of our solar system that falls under their domain] ex: Ancient of Jupiter

For years, the Ancient of Mars has harbored resentment against the people of Earth for throwing their little machines all over her precious planet. They take parts of it back- for study, they say! Why, There’s even rumors of those little pests moving there! How dare they!

And they just keep coming.

She complains to the Ancient of Earth, but again and again they disturb her perfect planet.

One day she snaps.

She descends upon Earth.

The Justice League is scrambling- they had no time to prepare for such a large threat. Unless they stop her, she will transform Earth into an unrecognizable planet- a planet like Mars, which cannot sustain all of Earth’s life.

Unless they stop her, it will be a massacre that they may not recover from.

So they have to stop her.

They go to fight.

They have gotten ready the best they can. They have found where she is. They go forth to fight for their home and everything in it-

She’s thrown in front of them, battered and bruised, shaking and trembling. They ready themselves as she tries to get up, but a flash of green obscures their vision.

The light clears, they dare to look up.

Bright, green glow. White, floating hair. Shimmering black and white clothes that hold the stars.

And his eyes.

Wild and angry, so full of raw emotion it exudes from him in waves.

This man, too ethereal to be real, glowing, holds the Ancient of Mars by her throat.

[jorisjurgen]

I feel like these 2 quotes are literally the core of Kim's character. Like yeah he spills the whole thing here.

He's afraid of becoming a joke and he really likes not taking the first step when doing something fun. I'm actually speechless about how open he is about it, in these 2 moments.

[salivapix]

obsessed with the idea of a letting a guy grind on my leg to help keep from pissing but then he accidentally makes himself cum in the process 😫😫 like we’re laying on the bed together, the bathroom’s occupied, and he’s gotta go baddd, and what kind of boyfriend would i be if i didn’t help him out a little, right? so i let him wrap his shaky legs around my thigh and he ruts his hips up against it, little moans and whimpers leaving his lips at the relief, barely aware of how hard he’s getting from the feeling of all the pressure inside him and the friction from my leg right on his cock. but, oh, fuck, it feels too good, and he’s suddenly losing control of his pace, his muscles tightening up in his abdomen, having to bury his face into my shoulder to keep quiet. the dumb baby thinks it’s just because of how bad he has to go, but his breath starts to hitch, and “fuckfuckfuck– oh, no!” he leans forward, hand racing to grip the bottom of my shirt for something to hold onto as he spills over into his jeans, his eyes wide with panic, thinking he’s pissing himself, until he feels the sweet, jolting release throughout his twitching cock and stains the inside of his jeans with his cum.

extra points if the toilet is open by the time it’s over but he’s too exhausted from the orgasm to move fast enough and ends up uncontrollably letting go all over the bed. maybe he would’ve made it if he hadn’t been such a slut 💕💕

[diosapate]

the lyctors are generally a lesson in irony but specifically the "saint of patience" being consistently fucked over by being too late feels especially potent. he's convinced he could have saved his brother, given five minutes to change his mind. he finally tells John to give up his imperialist revenge fantasy ten thousand years after it began. he doesn't go to bat for Mercy against John until she's already dead. so while patience was Alfred's virtue, inaction is Augustine's downfall