#guys i’m going crazy over this

[ricky-mortis]

Have some Ted doodles- as a treat.

[milolovesbmc]

“And then he takes me in his arms, and then he lights another cigarette…”

[ladyoranges]

My hand slipped

[rozugold]

You won…

[seasonal-depression-of-punk]

No way I hadn’t posted these before

[marimbles]

i miss carpisuns sometimes </3

[ollieartss]

dude HOLY SHIT the new arcane clip…im a gay man but vi makes me feel like a lesbian

[what-even-is-sleep]

thinking about Bodkin again bc I mean,,, ALL THE SYMBOLISM OHHHHHGH. i NEED some tumblr film analysis hobbyists to watch this show and tell me all the themes n such

[anachronistic-falsehood]

my god. i am ecstatic seeing cellbit lose his absolute marbles bc i love men who are fucked up and murderous <3 but also i wanna cry and wail and scream because like. dude. you have a family. you have friends. you have built something wonderful here. you have people who love you and you love them right back. this island is fucked up, but since arriving here, it’s probably the first time you can remember that you’ve been able to feel that kind of love and care.

but you have been primed to snap for a long, long while. you’ve had fun playing house with your kid and your husband and your family, but this has been a long time coming. there’s no other way this could have turned out. you’ve returned to your base instincts because it’s the only thing you can think of that might solve your problems. you’re going to scare away half your family and put the rest in an unbelievably difficult situation.

the only question is, when the time comes for your friends to pick a side, will you be willing to add their bodies to the pile?

[brat-school]

[kikithecoconut]

USHER HEADCANON/THEORY!!!!!!

I think that Roderick had a system of how/when he brought in each child.

Freddie and Tammy he’s had since birth

Vic to me was young when she was brought in like still a kid

Leo was 18

Camille was 20

Perry was 16

I think that the options for the youngest 3 were,

1. They’re fully grown, 18+. He doesn’t have to actually raise them

2. He’s looked into them and knows they would be good at business.

“If you’re my blood you’re my blood�� he does mean that but it doesn’t mean that as soon as he finds out you’re alive that you’re in the family.

I refuse to believe he didn’t know about Leo and Camille until they were adults, there’s no way their mother’s didnt try to contact Roderick before he ‘found out’

For Freddie and Tammy he didn’t get a choice. They’re his kids they were always going to be in.

Vic was the first so I think he felt obligated to take her regardless of age. I think she must’ve been young because Tammy tells her “we still remember when you showed up” which implies to me that they were all still kids when Vic came in - it’s also why she feels more comfortable with the older 2. They’re closer in age. I also wonder if something happened with her mother that meant he had to bring her in earlier because her mother wasn’t at the funeral, so dead maybe?? Or just didn’t want Vic.

With Leo, I’m sure he knew before 18. Leo obviously doesn’t care about the business side of things. He’s their press guy he talks to the reporters and whatnot. I think Roderick had people watching his bastards to see what they would be good for, and they found that Leo was confident he was a good speaker, and so they brought him in at 18. Not a child so he doesn’t need to raise him and he has something he can do.

Camille was 20. Complete adult, she’s not on the precipice of being a child or an adult she’s fully grown. Again he must’ve known about her beforehand, they never speak of stepfathers or even imply they exist which means their mothers were all single?? They must’ve needed SOME financial help. He finds that Camille is smart, she’s maybe the smartest of them all so far except for Vic. I like to imagine it was Madeline who really made Roderick utilise Camille. Both options check off for her; she’s over 18 so no raising her and she has something lined up.

Perry is the outlier. He was 16 and he also was obviously not good at business. Because we don’t get a lot of Perry at all, there’s not much info on him so most of this has to be guesswork?? I think Roderick had his 5. Everything was as good as it gets in the Usher house, and then he finds this kid. The other kids he knew about, he found Vic and Leo and Camille, but Perry was the outlier. He came out of nowhere, there’s seven years between him and Camille, and 23 between him and Freddie. He’s just so YOUNG. But he’s Roderick’s blood and he clearly wasn’t living well (“rags to fucking riches”) so he gave into the guilt and just brought him in. He didn’t think of the repercussions bringing a 16 year old into a life like that would bring.

[adhbombus]

I love the running gag that’s Norm just does some crazy shit and then Doof is like a “damn really? I gotta read that instruction manual “and norms like “Yes you should.:)”

[sofarsogoodsowhat]

AUUUUGHHHHH MY HEAD HURTS SO BAD

[apavlovs]

Who needs a tumblr sexymen when you have your own

[thefloatingwriter]

every single time i work on the latier family tree it slowly grows an entire separate section of my brain. i'm not sure i will ever escape the horror of The Visions.

[beckyblah]

TWITTER WANTS ME TO BE MESSY AND DRAMA PILLED ON MAIN BUT I WONT DO IT!!!!