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Dear Idiot Anon,
What did I just witness?
Sincerely, T.O.B. Anon.
.....dont worry abou tit
#heh tit#idiot anon#guys i swear im straight-#maybe i am maybe i not#nah i go by vroom/vroom XD#ull never know my gender mwahaha#also#tob anon#DONT ASK OK
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And where THE FUCK were Y’ALL????
#if these two idiots aren’t dragging ivan through the sewers right now i swear to god—#what has this duo accomplished recently?? QUICKLY#doing straight cardio in the alien stage complex my goodness#put some points on the board#sorry guys im having a moment#alien stage#alnst#alien stage dewey#alien stage isaac#alnst dewey#alnst isaac#alien stage round 7#alnst round 7#alien stage spoilers#alnst spoilers#ivanttakethis talks too much
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He’s so peak
#jailbot#superjail#AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH#IM SO INSANE ABOUT HIM#HES PERFECT IN WVEYR WAY#NO GUYS IM STRAIGHT I SWEAR#HES JUST TOO GOOD
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God gives Her toughest battles to Her strongest soldiers (being the only person in my entire grade who thinks Dally was in love with Johnny)
#i swear whenever i bring up the zesty ass subtext i feel like im being gaslit#like are you guys being srs rn#straight people dont do that shit#im going insane#idc how much of a coward se hinton is she wrote gay hoodlums whether she likes it or not#the g in greaser stands for gay#obviously#like lets think about this critically for a second#the outsiders#se hinton#dally winston#johnny cade#jally
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i want to know what hiroko utsumi and the people behind bucchigiri were smoking when they thought of it because. japanese deliquents meets 1001 on arabian nights? hell yeah!! he gets a genie and he wants to lose his virginity? okay... then you watch it and that's scratching the surface. catboy. silly mom. the mc is in love with a brocon, and that girl has a freaky ass brother parades around on a toy camel ride. oh and he also has a gay harem now bc he punched a bunch of men so hard they all want him, which includes his crush's brother (leader of a gang) and the leader of his childhood best friend's gang, and his childhood best friend (who already was pining after him). did i mention that the other gang from the other school has a thing for bondage
#bucchigiri?!#yeah im into bucchigiri now#if you think sk8 is campy...well this is on a whole other level#this is straight up BONKERS. what is even going on anymore 😭#literally cannot explain the plot to people without them thinking im crazy#honestly i just love the art direction i dont think ive seen anything like it. the character designs are so good too#guys this is really good so far i swear
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Itsuomi: Talk to me and I'll do anything you want.
Oushi: Break up with Yuki.
Itsuomi:
#yubisaki to renren#yubisaki to renren spoilers#a sign of affection#a sign of affection spoilers#a sign of affection episode 10#itsuomi nagi#ashioki oushi#yuki itose#yuki x itsuomi#my god#just the audacity of this guy#sorry but it's not itsuomi's fault that Yuki's not into you#and honestly why would she be?#all you do is perceive her to be weak because of her deafness and then you go out of your way to bully and harass her#not to mention the times you kept trying to convince her that itsuomi was only into her to learn sign language and then bounce#once again#I will never EVER feel bad for this guy#and judging by the preview shun might finally tell Emma about itsuomi and yuki#and I swear to god if her reaction is worse than sushi's im gonna snap#and if she even THINKS about confronting yuki im gonna straight up spazz#just let my JSL lovebirds be happy and in love
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idk guys I might be into the females
#guys im straight i swear#please believe me#any rainbow people PLEASE fucking help me figure this shit out#idk if im in denial im just straight up gaslighting myself into being straight#this is prolly a phase tbh#idk thooo
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im so addicted to tomodachi life right now it isnt funny 😓
#my right button is broke and sd card fucked up cause i homed my brew a little too hard in my youth#so you guys are going to have to deal with my shitty photos straight from my phone#sams catchphrase is my favorite 😭#i would have went with the pizza man one with cas but its too long#so far i have gordon barney dean sam castiel me postal dude simon david wheatley and chell#im going to doodles these one day i swear#more tomodachi soon#tomodachi life#tomodachi game#simon and chell were lieing in quirky questions btw especially simon#supernatural#dean winchester mii#sam winchester mii#castiel mii#castiel#dean winchester#sam winchester#wheatley
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going INSANE over the implications about kaeya with this new quest. he called dain a "pureblooded khaen'riahn" which we later learn means he suffers from the curse of immortality, of which kaeya definitely does not have because he grew up in Mondstadt. kaeya's pupils are different from the other "pureblooded khaenriahns" we've seen because there's is more of a hollow outline??? idk also the fact that we have NO idea what happened to caribert means that he could be kaeya's ancestor also?? because otherwise how is he an alberich??? anyways kaeya mains stay winning ig because they definitely are not stopping here like i lowkey feared lol
#kaeya alberich#genshin 3.5 spoilers#genshin impact spoilers#okay but im not the only one who was thrown by that guy being an alberich because he was so pale right#like i guessed the traveler being in a memory but NOT eid being an alberich BECAUSE he wasn't tan literally that was it#anyways going crazy insane over this thanks hoyoverse <3#ALSO this has straight up pulled kaeya into the mainplot line again lol#dain's like “good for him living out from under the shadow of his Family^tm” but also#kaeya has Other foreshadowing and it's clear this is not the end#i'll be real chief i was not expecting a WHOLE archon quest devoted to kaeya's family but i am taking it and i am LOVING it#god founders of the abyss order is so much cooler than royalty of og khaenri'ah i swear#ok ok im done for now im normal i swear i swear
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oh... we're straight passing... oh..
#/j#obvi#but i just realized it#we arent straight#i swear#im pangender and gay#hes cis male and pansexual#its like gay in all of the ways guys#selfship#f/o#luigi#autumn talks
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fully in awe of how little parents care about teaching their kids basic manners actually
#I’m talking 10pm is probably way late to be literally screaming and swearing like a sailor in the street knowing your neighbours get up#early for work. and like I wish it was just me but there’s a neighbourhood newsletter of other parents complaining abt it too#but the parents of those kids don’t say shit bc as long as they’re not in the house they don’t care 🥴#and it’s like one kid in particular and the hollering is so fucking annoying im just straight up about to tell him to shut the fuck up 😁#never mind as I was writing this another guy leaned out the window and said shut up GNNSNFNSND#this one particular kid just has a nasty habit of racism and other shit too it’s just insane like please parent your fucking child already#mrow.org
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how I look after bawling my eyes out all because a stranger who didn't know better called me a woman
#and I swear I'm still gender fluid#it's just#on rare occasions I do feel comfortable with my sex and being refered to as a girl n stuff#but also it can depend on the setting and people im with#if I'm surrounded by other guys i feel more comfortable being transmasc?#idk my brain hurts#I played re2 for 3 hours straight and now my brain is smooth#leon save me#finn yaps 🎀#floyd's just a faggot 🎀
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hi guys
bye guys
#murder drones#i hate this fuckass show but i love it#the silly guy#i kinda really hate him but hes cute so i dont hate him#im funny#im so funny#memes#gifs#n murder drones#i am not sane#this show is actually fucking so good but so bad#i need more friends bruhh#i swear to god this dude is gay but hes straight but i swear hes just a wee but gay a wee bit homosexual at least#this guy has had homosexual thoughts#wait actually hes too stupid to have any thought#hashtag sick burn#too many tags ughhh
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GUYS IS THIS A SAFE SPACE TO POST MHA OC CONTENT??
They're besties your honor.
(Ion even know what this is bro leave me alone ToT)
(pls don't hate me haha)
#mha#mha oc#mha denki#animation#shitpost#I'm switching my fixations like a straight guy switches his gfs fr#pls dont hate me#i swear im normal#I'm not like those crazy fans#bnha#bnha shitpost#i dunno man#ToT
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@ anyone I've made uncomfortable/feel invalid with my stupid questions: I know literally nothing that judgemental seeming question I asked you was not out of a judgemental place I was just confused
#I once unironically asked a trans man all the annoying questions#“so if you're gay aren't you just technically a straight woman?”#“wait you think what?”#“wait what religion are you?”#GIRL I SWEAR IM JUST STUPID. I DO NOT MEAN IT BAD#kipbarks#SHIT LIKE “wait I thought that was wrong because (blank)” ((<-guy who does not know it's okay))#same goes for certain mental illnesses. and stuff like endos#I DoN"T KNOW. OKay. please explain everything to me I know absolutely notjng
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thinking about my durge oc and going insane. like imagine you were the leader of a big murder cult and making plans to take over the world with some other freaks and then your sister gets jealous that your evil murder god dad favors you more so she does a little murder about it. stabs your brain full of holes. then you get to be the first person to get some weird worm shoved up in your brain and experimented on. AND that's not even the start of it!!!!
you forget literally EVERYTHING about yourself. stranded on a crashing alien ship with only a name and horrendous murderous thoughts. then you start meeting a bunch of other guys after you and the weird girls that want to kill each other manage to survive the crash. you start to get to know them as you travel together. some of them are kind of weird. some of them aren't even fully human/mortal anymore, but they still treat you decently. hell, they even still save your ass a few times in battle. EVEN AFTER YOU KILL SOMEONE IN YOUR SLEEP while reluctant they STILL manage to treat you with respect and still let you lead the group around.
you don't remember anything about your old life, but these people still fill your chest with a warm fluffy feeling. they do things to help you, even if they don't get much out of it, even when your murderous urges put them more at risk rather then help them out they still come to your aid. you start worry about them, in combat and out of it. you start thinking more strategically about battles and how you can keep your companions from getting hurt, you start taking their feelings into consideration when making group decisions, sometimes even to the point where you don't even know of you *can* make that kind of decision. it drives you mad but you couldn't bear hurting these people who have done so much for you for so little.
and then you start to delve into the thick of the whole illithid/cult mess. you start to pick up more pieces of the story, finding the crumbs of your old life scattered about through it all. you start to get this heavy and gnawing ball of steel all wrapped up in your guts. you wander through the halls of moonrise and **feel** the ghostly eyes of your past haunting you from afar, yet no matter how hard you try you just. can't place your finger on why being here makes you feel so sick. and as you and your party keeps moving forward that feeling only gets stronger. and so do your urges. fighting tooth and nail to not lose yourself. to not lose the companions you've grown to care about so much. to keep that soft warm feeling you've just learned about lingering in your heart. and yet your past continues to try and worm its way back into your life. slowly poisoning everything you now work so hard to try to protect. and you still don't know **why**
you've lost everything, but did it even matter? when the life you couldnt even remeber before was nothing but a cold and empty one? do you even want that so called power your butler tempts you with back? especially if it means losing the people that showed you you could feel more than just...*empty*??
is taking back a life that was forced upon you something you really want?
or do you give it all up? be content in your loss and rejoice in the people and love you've found for yourself, the love that you were never allowed to have before
#nebbles talks#Vaine#bg3 durge#*through gritted teeth* hahaha yeah sorry sorry im normal about this guy i swear#<-is lying through their fucking teeth#oh and DONT even get me started on his romance with Astarion#that adds so many more layers my god#do not ask me about it unless you want me to ramble on for like 30mins straight about these idiots
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