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Since when was Guy Fieri a chef?!?
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ON TONIGHTS EPISODE OF GUYS GROCERY GAMES
"Tonight, Guy has a serious case of toe fungus, so we're basing all the challenges around toe fungus!"
GUY: "NOOOOO COME ON DUDES. NOT THE FUNGUSSSSS"
"Meet our contestants: first up is Mary Southerland from Lincoln, Nebraska. Mary is a huge fan of classic American cooking and all things hot sauce."
MARY: "I'm a bit of a hot sauce officianado"
"Next is Tex Butterfact, a retired mattress factory worker with a heart of gold. The son of a Polish mother and Colombian father, he likes to combine all sorts of cheese."
TEX: "I'm gonna win this for all the little Polish-Colombian kids who were told they couldn't win a grocery themed cooking show on account of their unqiue heritage!!!"
"Last but not least is Darya Castralokvanek, who is a bear."
DARYA: RAAAARGHRAAGAHGGGHH.
GUY: Okay fokes. Your first task is to create *spins wheel* a foccacia!! But! Each of you have to include a mystery ingredient. Mary: your ingredient is....FUNGI-NAIL MAXIMUM STRENGTH FUNGUS RELIEF. Tex: you have to incorporate....TOE-JAM FLAVORED JELLYBEANS. And Darya's recipe must include....MY TOENAIL CLIPPINGS, BUT she has to find me and harvest them herself! I'm going to hide, and then each of you will have 6 minhtes to gather your ingredients from the store to prepare your toe fungus focaccia. [...] Your time begins....NOW!
#toe fungus#foccacia#guy fieri#guy's grocery games#diners drive ins and dives#dd&d#ggg#I <3 guy fiercely
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GUY FIERI GUY'S GROCERY GAMES AUTOGRAPHED PHOTO PERSONALIZED ACQUIRED THROUGH THE MAIL
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Good heavens, look at the time! (Points to a clock where every hour is replaced with "gooptales")
@topazshadowwolf's boys will be the death of me please read it it's so good
#UTDR#UTMV#Gooptales#Dadmare#Topazshadowwolf#Almost forgot to get groceries because I was so into drawing these guys#You can't just make them all kids in a dreamscape having a lil tickle fight!!!#That's gonna make me explode into confetti!!!#I know they have to wake up but I wanna imagine Nightmare playing with his boys in the dream#Like just. He didn't get to be a kid very much#He didn't get to have a big group of friends#Let him have a couple games of tag or hide and seek with his family#Also the image of him patting Cross on the head for his good work asdhfkgfkgkjgs#I have to stop or I'm just gonna repeat the whole chapter in tags but listen. It was a masterpiece#I wanna print it out and put it on my wall#Anyway I'm so normal about this story as you can tell
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is northernlion for kids or old people i can't tell, i know him as the binding of isaac guy that told stories about school teaching over a decade ago is that still an accurate view?
#it's just wild to see him all over randomly#it's like if i met jerma at the grocery store 15 years ago and now see him everywhere#or if rwm8558 moved from terraria and started playing every game and somehow never changed branding#lil goldfish army merch and everything#this isn't complaining btw i love it#northernlion is not the niche youtuber i expected to blow up looking back but its cool that any of them i used to watch did#glad it wasn't nilesyrocks that'd be a fucked up timeline#hold on who else do i know#motherfucker is bisnap still around#MOTHERFUCKER WHAT DO YOU MEAN EPISODE 987?????????????#THIS GUY HAS NOT CHANGED AT ALL#CHASING TEH URN FOR A DECADE WTF#THIS IS THE COOLEST SHIT TO FIND OUT#hold on gotta check batclone too#holy shit guys writing a book and doing comics that rules#batclone was actually the first youtuber i ever watched#old ass shitty modded minecraft series my beloved#also damn he looks pretty good just saying#if you play your cards right you could make me wetter than the mount behemoth waterslide mr clone#hey if you read all of this what the fuck
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i would pay obscene amounts of money to see bdubs stream Barbie: Horse Adventures
#he would love that game i just know it#he says with $0.77 in his bank account#i can't even pay for groceries this week <3#but it's the thought that counts am i right fellas#bdubs would love barbie games just in general tbh. so the horse specific one is like an extra bonus#i can imagine him playing with barbie horse dolls with his daughters. ough i feel unwell#bdubs#is this rpf guys i'm not being serious i'm just hypothesizing#is that a word. hypothesising.. hypothesizing#i have a fever and i'm a bit delirious rn. yay#horsemeatposting#tbh this is just my normal state (insanity) but with slightly less filter
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Just a thought that I had, and maybe I'm wrong but...
Sam Reich is to Game Changer as Guy Fieri is to Guy's Grocery Games.
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get you a man who looks at you the way tumbleweed looks at his food creations. not the way dumb yacht lady looks at him.
we support tumbleweed!!
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((I'm gonna try to be around a little bit today, so let me know if you want me to send memes your way!!!
This goes for people I'm already writing with AND anyone I haven't had a chance to write with yet, by the way <3))
#ooc.#((I'm still just sticking to Rogue's blog for the moment. I need to get back into the habit of being here in general before I start hopping#between blogs again.#The intent was to be able to go between this and Cass's blog by this week or next but#GUESS WHO'S STUCK WORKING BOTH SHIFTS EVERY NIGHT AGAIN BECAUSE I DARED GET BACK INTO WRITING?????????#So she's gonna have to wait. Hopefully the guy we're covering for will come back soon but he's having some serious#medical issues so I think he's out the rest of the year. Someone on first shift is also out the rest of the year with health issues#which means that shift is also a TON more stressful now.#BUT I'll try to be here on Sundays and every other Saturday (pay week Saturdays are for grocery shopping and such#so I'm usually gone most of the day then and then get back in time to prep for game nights).#Also got my first tattoo a few weeks ago and I'm starting work on the first of 2 SW arm bands this Friday afternoon.#Only mentioning it because I'm excited about it. I've wanted this for literally like 8 years and just never had the money / time to do it!)
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Put Kojiro Nanjo in one of those insane food network cooking shows. I think he would thrive in the chaos or he would cry and I think both options are good
#kojiro nanjo#i feel like he would hate chopped#But like guys grocery games? He would probably get at least second#Cutthroat kitchen too#Sorry I’m sick and for some reason my sister has been exclusively watching food network#In case you guys can’t tell
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I love the formula between 9-1-1 and 9-1-1 Lone Star and I want there to be a 9-1-1 for at least every state but preferably every single town in the US
Mostly, I want to see what hyper local and very silly disasters they can write to strike my town
#911#911 abc#911 lone star#the train derails during band practice and plows through the band. A sousaphone protects one musician from being crushed#and oboe reed gives someone an accidental (but coincidentally necessary) tracheotomy#two conflicting protests break out in a brawl down Liberty St. the protest topic? the usage of the Library Lot#several wolverines are set loose in the high school near the stadium#disaster hits during a football game and they have to evacuate the Big House#the crows all attack one guy for being a dick to them. he dies. there are a LOT of crows#squirrel tsunami. too many squirrels. theyre in peoples homes.#woman with a machete in the local grocery store. this is just a thing that happened in real life and is funny (no one was hurt)#Something about the power outages. maybe someone firebombs the local branch of the power company over it.#Freshman stampede. Art fair stampede.#river floods bad enough to need to evacuate the hospital#as for the interpersonal firehouse stuff dont worry everyone here is hyperliberal and queer#oh! the fuck-with-a-bigot episode is about that person who keeps calling the cops about “noxious vapors” from the korean bakery#the firehouse shows up and 1/3 of them are East Asian while the only white guy is gay dating the Chinese-American firefighter#Paul from 9-1-1 Lone Star shows up because his actor is from here and that would be very cute
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i wake up . the stress of the past two weeks now alleviated but in their absence i've been cursed with the mightiest of migraines. this happens every time and yet i am still mortified that it has befallen me once more. woe, woe
#i always get migraines after really stressful experiences and MAN. cmon i don't deserve this#i have to go grocery shopping today because all the dining rooms on campus closed and i'm stuck up here. i can't have a migraine and do tha#you bastard you Horrid Fiend.#anyways..... does anyone here like that moth guy from lamb game#clamtalk
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ok hear me out, what if there was a cooking/baking competition where the judges could say anything they wanted and they had no filter. like they’d say stuff like “HOLY FUCK THIS IS GOOD SHIT THIS IS SO BUSS I WANNA BATHE IN THIS SAUCE”
or they’d say something like “what the fuck, this is disgusting why would you make this. Do better dipshit or else your ass is finna be chopped”
I feel like this would be way more entertaining than the food shows now.
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so like, i could be working on personal writing stuff today and finally get working on novel ideas. but... i could also work on the third part (and maybe last for now) of my robbielp series or i could finally start the yuya/yota fic i have been wanting to write since before wk.
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Does anyone else think Tom Holland looks kind of like a teenage girl from a story driven indie game about lesbians here or is it just me
#life is tom#tom holland just looks like A Guy you'd see at the grocery store#not here though#anime#video games#onceler#freud
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That fanart of kiryu getting fingerblasted and he’s wearing nothing but his watch always makes me so fucking horny i was to explode
#Yakuza loveblog#his pussy !!! his pussy !!!!!!#his pussy .... he was also sitting with his legs spread like how bears do. which is also how i imagine saejima sitting when hes getting#eaten out. but also like his pussy .... and his boxers hanging off one ankle im going to faint#sorry i am not entirely coherent today ive been sleeping so damn much basically i am fucked#what the fuck we’re fucked. ive also been watching horror games and i want to put him into another saw trap ...#what shall i make him cut off this time .... god i wish i could make him become the squirrel stapler but kiryu is such a city boy its not#even funny like he talks about wanting a house on the beach but if you look at him hes in town buying groceries and getting into street#brawls this is why nightmare forest was just a dream its because he would never be caught im a forest he should be on the streets kiryu#will never go camping even if he gets locked out of his house he will fall asleep sitting on the stairwell or a park bench#anyway i self ship with him in the way that im the flayed corpse he has chsined to the wall of his bedroom and hes the guy slowly going craz#as hes forced to breathe in the scent of my rot until he gets crazy enough to start stapling mice and rats on my flesh#rat stapler au but instead of meeting god kriyu kills himself by jaywalking while drunk looking for rats amd the police never find my body
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