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me when the project i put an absurd amount of work into still fails to reach my ludicrously high, literally impossible-to-hit standards
#every day i wake up catastrophize abt shr for ten hours and then go to bed#i hate my brain i litearlly despise it. “erm this comic isn't as good as dungeon meshi” YEAH MAN NO SHIT????????#guy screaming at other guy meme can i pick something other to compare myself to other than like. the golden standards of comics#this is my first ever original project. it will not be perfect it frankly may not even be Good. logically i have accepted this#emotionally i will burst into glass and cinders if it isn't So Great So Good Yippee Yay#you understand.#vent#i guess ????? im just bitching#sparks speaks
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Few Too Many
Corpse Husband x Reader (Female)
Warnings: Swearing, In-game violence and death, Suggestive comments
Genre: Protective fluff, Humor, RPF (Real Person Fic)
Summary: Jealousy is a dangerous thing, especially when the jealous person is armed with a gun....in a game of Counter Strike. At least Y/N’s friend will now know not to mess around and flirt with her, especially not with Corpse around.
Requested by 🐐 Anon. Hi dear! Thank you so much for your request! Sorry it’s taken me so long to complete and post your request but here it finally is! I didn’t want to make it IRL violence to avoid triggering anyone while I also felt it’d be very ooc for Corpse to beat someone up but I still hope you enjoy the fic if you come across it and read it! Love, Vy ❤
“Hey everyone!“ Y/N greets her squad as they all customize their characters while I sit there, observing and unknowing of what I’m supposed to do. “I invited Corpse to play with us today, hope y’all don’t mind.”
“Of course not! Nice to finally meet you, Corpse. We’ve heard a ton about you from Y/N, thanks for making our girl the happiest she’s ever been.“ One of her friends says, the tone of his voice suggesting he’s only half-joking with the dad like comment he made.
“Nice to meet you too, man. Glad I’m the one she gave the chance of making her happy. That’s all I ever wanna do.“ Though it may sound cheesy, as guys, her friends can probably read into how genuinely I mean what I’ve said.
Dating a girl with only guy friends has it’s pros and cons. Which outweigh which is still up for debate since I’m still researching, but so far so good in my opinion. This is the first time I’m interacting with them directly so I’ve still got a long way to go in terms of getting to know them and the details of their relationship with Y/N better. Regardless, I at least know they can easily understand me and put themselves in my shoes if I ever ‘mess things up’ with Y/N and she goes to complain to them - something that will most likely never happen. I’d never dare make this girl upset. Chances are, if I do, her friends won’t get to me on time - I would deliver my own punishment just the way I think I deserve it. However, there’s also the chance of them getting super protective of her and ganging up on me over something as small as a fight. By the many things and stories Y/N’s shared with me about them, I believe they wouldn’t think twice about kicking someone’s ass for her. They’re not massive dudes - I’ve seen pictures of them - but I for one don’t ever wanna see em angry.
“Ay bro, what’d you do to score our best girl? You must know what she likes. If so please, by all means, do tell.“ One of them, not the one who was previously talking, speaks up, his words making me furrow my brows in both confusion and irritation.
I open my mouth to complain as I slowly start cracking my knuckles when Y/N and her friends beat me to it. Thing is, Y/N’s friend group consists of three guys and her and yet four voices scolded the guy that made that suggestive comment. That being said, this guy probably isn’t considered to be one of her friends, at least not one that’s a permanent part of her friend group.
“Seth, cut it out!“ The guy I was previously speaking to says sharply before softening his tone to refer to me, “Sorry about my brother, excuse his lack of brain cells, please.“
Just then, I also receive a message from someone. Checking my phone, turns out it’s Y/N who by the way is currently in the living room while I’m in the recording room. Her text reads:
Y/N ~ Ignore Seth. I told Leo to not invite him but he’s still here somehow
I send her back a quick reassuring text before answering the guy I now know is named Leo, “No worries, it’s fine.”
“See? The guy can take a joke, you’re all just freaking out over nothing!“ Seth laughs, reminding me and the others of how loud he is compared to us.
Despite acting like it’s no big deal, I can’t help but admit to myself that this behavior of Seth’s has awoken a deeply buried suspicion of mine that’s not only mine but also arises in every guy whose girlfriend hangs out with a lot of guys. It’s not that I don’t trust Y/N - she could literally blindfold me and tell me to walk through a pool of lava, promising it wouldn’t hurt and I’d do it - but we all know about that saying that every guy in a group with one girl has liked said girl at least once.
Disturbing to think these four, including Seth five, dudes could’ve possibly been my competition at some point. It’s nice that they’re all super chill about it, mostly cause some of them have girlfriends as I was told.
Nevertheless, we get over that hiccup and carry on with the small talk and preparations for the game. Since it’s my first time playing CSGO, Y/N, Leo and her other friend Clancy explain the mechanics to me in detail to avoid me getting confused mid-game and getting myself killed. When they finish, we start the round and wait for the game’s algorithm to separate us into two teams which Y/N jokingly refers to as cops and robbers. Unfortunately, the end result of that separation ends up being me getting put in the terrorists’ force with Leo and Clancy while Y/N’s with the FBI, partnered with Seth and her other friend Evan.
“Alright, team, we shall now disperse. Corpse, remember, if you see more than one of them, radio in and lay low, we’ll be with you as soon as possible.“ Leo informs me as he runs off in one direction, Clancy going in the opposite. I confirm I understand and go along my way too, heading for this ancient looking structure that looks like it could belong in an old-timey movie.
Walking in, I realize the place is way bigger than it appeared on the outside. A quick look up confirms that there are three fucking floors above, not to mention that the ground floor is huge. Luckily, there are many crates and barrels to hide behind if I come across an FBI agent. I sure as hell hope it’s Y/N, I could maybe even try talking her into giving me a second chance at life and pretend she never saw me. Come to think of it though, I’d probably prefer getting killed by her rather than her friends - especially Seth.
Given that we’re in a Discord call, I can hear all the conversation going on. They are all quiet though, I can just periodically hear the mumbles of someone muttering to themselves as they navigate the map cautiously out of fear of running into their opponent unprepared. The silence is put to an end though when Seth speaks up, addressing Y/N.
“Yo, your boyfriend’s with the terrorists, ain’t he? That’s like the universe giving you a sign that y’all shouldn’t be together.“ The fucker laughs at his own joke while I can literally hear Y/N rolling her eyes.
“Have you heard of Romeo and Juliet, Seth?“ She asks sarcastically, almost getting a chuckle out of me but I suppress it to avoid getting caught listening in.
“Yeah, they both die at the end. Fucking boooriiinngg.“ Just then, I spot two silhouettes entering the building. Aiming my gun at them reveals their names - just the people I’m currently involuntarily eavesdropping on. Seth and Y/N don’t notice me though so I quickly duck behind a crate and prepare to radio in when Seth continues verbally torturing Y/N and dancing on my last nerves, “I personally think the friends-to-lovers trope is far more interesting...“
Did this guy just- no, he’s gotta be fucking kidding me
I’m left with my jaw hanging in disbelief at this guy’s audacity. I have no doubt Y/N’s about to put him in his place herself but I just gotta have my own chat with this guy. And by ‘chat’ I mean I mindlessly rush out from behind the crate towards where I saw him and Y/N and open fire on him. I hear his startled and upset screams with Y/N’s laughter in the background. She doesn’t try to stop me as a teammate of his should and would, instead she just observes the scene unfold, laughing her ass off.
“Yo man what the fuck was that for?!“ I hear Seth’s yell but only faintly since the sound of gunshots is still echoing through my headphones. Yeah, I’m not done shooting this fucker.
“Corpse...Corpse, buddy...“ Y/N manages through fits of laughter she cannot tame, “That’s a few too many bullets, he’s already dead.”
“And that was a few too many comments for him to be let off the hook.” I answer as sharply as I can with the new-formed smile on my face. What can I say, her happiness is contagious.
“Well, you got your first kill in CSGO. Good job, babe! I’m super proud of you!” She cheers for me, clapping her hands excitedly.
“Nah that was my first overkill.“ I quickly add, with a more threatening tone: “And it won’t be my last.”
“Let’s just hope there aren’t few too many of these overkills either.“ She snickers.
“That doesn’t depend on me, babe.“ I say smugly, suggestively enough for Seth to pick up the dropped hint. Mother fucker’s officially been put in his place and I couldn’t possibly be happier - with the added bonus of getting a ton of laughter out of Y/N who also decides to walk away, leaving me unharmed but promising to shoot to kill next time she sees me.
I’m ok with that. She could kill me anyday.
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The Reichenbach Fall
Back again.
18 months since the last appointment. So he has kept seeing her. (Sherlock was probably proud that John ignored Mycroft’s advice to fire her.)
John’s face during that scene. :’(
Bit forced way to get the Reichenbach fall in there without leaving London.
“He means thank you”
Married!
John smiled at the camera but frowns in the photo. Just a continuity error? Or John got bad luck with the photo.
No faith in Sherlock picking up on sarcasm when it comes to remarks about his diplomatic tact.
The Deerstalker. About to be embraced by Sherlock as the costume for “being Sherlock”. The Coat is for feeling himself, The Deerstalker is for putting up the persona.
And of course Sherlock made sure to note the mention/s of John in the article.
“Confirmed Bachelor”. And even when it’s just “bachelor” John picks up on the implications.
I love the comedy effect of one dialogue = two conversations scenes.
The Netflix Swedish subtitle substitutes “confirmed” for ”inbitne” which is more like “stubborn” or “persistent”. 😏
“Why would it upset you?”
It’s not just the hindsight of Sholto, it’s the terribly wrong conclusion that Sherlock is going to arrive at.
“It keeps doing that”. It’s fun to contrast this scene with TST where he starts out barely looking up from the phone.
Talking people into suicide, bit of a theme really for this show. The idea of murdering through suicide goading, homophobia is a serial killer.
He did as John asked of him and found himself a low profile case. And John just snarks about it. The underappreciation goes both ways sometimes.
The fancy animations on the phone. Just because.
Everyone’s spilling tea but Lestrade. But then again his paper cup says coffee and balance of probability says that’s what he’s drinking. So the coffee doesn’t spill.
I miss the “not our division” meme.
I like the physics idea of using a diamond to concentrate the force to a point. Diamonds are hard enough to fully transfer the force that Jim is applying.
Why is John’s robe so short?
The purity of how John looks at Sherlock just after he was threatened by a terrorist, with Sherlock’s face lit up like a Disney princess.
The male guard nodding like there’s nothing untoward about asking the female guard “would you mind slipping your hand into my pocket?”
“Right, nothing creepy or suggestive about that.”
What is the point of that scene anyway? Is it about adding sexual undertones in general to Jim? Adding menace? Is chewing gum another code? I mean it’s short, but it still feels like it should mean something.
Maybe to compare to the next one.
Maybe to highlight the bias where Jim coming on strong to a woman looks threatening but Kitty coming on strong to Sherlock doesn’t (from a heterosexist viewpoint).
Want to shut up Sherlock? Bring up his and John’s relationship and suddenly he has no quick reply. And so many know this weakness of his.
“Set the record straight”
How have I missed this play on words? How? HOW?!?
Do not press Sherlock’s buttons if you can’t stand up to scrutiny.
Backseat driving a court case. Then again he’s probably well aware of court proceedings in order to determine what evidence would or would not convince a jury.
Every big villain Sherlock gets an animal. But also Jim isn’t a man, but an idea.
The guy who ate the wafer looking down at the crumbs on his jacket. Underrated comedy
That cut is one of the best jokes in the show. The best touch is showing Sherlock taking a breath to talk rather than just cutting immediately after the judge’s question.
This is the most married episode. John’s “what did I say” here, the earlier domesticity, etc.
The “look”. Sherlock assuming John knows what he’s thinking, but at least John knows him well enough to know that’s what he’s assuming.
Most married episode
I am going to be a mess in the end, aren’t I?
John’s hand is nervous with the verdict.
Sherlock offering John’s chair. Maybe he’s fine with Jim sitting there like he is with Mycroft, or he’s using reverse psychology, or he just really doesn’t want Jim in his chair.
I’m definitely overthinking this, but the chairs are given importance in the show.
“Did you listen” in a singsong voice. His phone signal being “Staying Alive”? Does that count? Or is he referring to John “showing his hand”?
“Tiny line of computer code”. This is a fun nod to the fact that computer hacking is often more social than technical. Why brute force a password if you can get to the one who made it? Like the court case. He didn’t need a defense, he just needed to get to the right people.
Jim knows what people want and fear.
“I should get myself a live-in one.” Que a million Moran fics. (Or maybe Morstan?)
Where does this debt come from? Why does Jim owe him a fall?
Did he already know they had a basket of apples in their living room? Would he have carried one in his pocket if they didn’t?
What if he got it set up together with the surveillance? Banking on John and Sherlock being so oblivious as to assume it was the other (or mrs Hudson) who put it in?
Two months later, which was six weeks after a montage that was three months earlier. Assuming rounding errors and we’re now within the very week or so that John went to therapy. Things are going to be happening very fast now, but at least he didn’t wait that long to get help.
“Why must my in-law be such a drama queen?”
“And a wanker as well?!?”
No seriously, not even getting the driver to warn John about the club rules?
This is so much funnier when you’ve been watching clips of “Yes Minister” on YouTube. I can definitely picture Humphrey being a member of the Diogenes. Where’s the crossover fic?
Every scene with John and Mycroft from now on are going to be snark-to-snark combat. Probably because this is the point where John is so comfortable with him that he can go full out.
Ooohhh that music cue! Mycroft’s “I stood for an hour leaning on an umbrella to ensure I got the perfect pose for dramatic effect” music.
Not sure if it’s wise to fill up a ptsd ridden ex soldier with paranoia fuel.
But John’s lack of self preservation strikes again and he just opens a mysterious envelope with his fingers.
And then plays with the crumbs inside.
The one brain cell containing John’s self preservation instinct is screaming, but unheard as it has long since been disconnected.
Still don’t get why the recovery of that one painting got him a hero title.
This is getting long. I’ll post this and start on the next post.
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Pictured with You (i.)
A/n: so now we have officially started the series and I hope you enjoy it. Next part will be up Sunday, May 26! Prologue is in my masterlist!
Summary: tensions are high first night of tour.
Word count: about 2.2k
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Traveling I probably the greatest part of my job. Seeing all these new places, their history, the vibrant or dull or modern color schemes and architecture lure you in and you never want to leave. And that's why I'm beyond grateful for this extra week that we have here in Amsterdam. Everything here is just - different, inviting. And now I know why Shawn loves it here so much.
But I've seen at almost everything on this strip worth seeing, even snapped a few photos in the process. And we're still waiting on Shawn to finish up with his fan selfies. Luckily there's only a few more people left, most of them young, so Shawn is squatting down to be closer to them. He even asks them a few questions just to make them more comfortable with him. I don't even realize that I'm staring at him with this big goofy smile on my face until he squints up at me after taking his last selfie.
"What's that face, y/l/n?"
I shake my head, and the smile quickly falters. "Nothing. Just didn't know you were so good with kids."
"It's his way of trying to get laid," Brian told me in a stage whisper.
"That's not true," Shawn is quick to argue. "Although, it is true that ladies love a guy who's good with kids."
I roll my eyes at him, "Very nice, Mendes. Now I see what millions of girl see in you."
"He's a charming one, ain't he?" Brian nudges my shoulder and I laugh.
"Oh yeah. He's got me swooning," I say jokingly.
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"What do you mean you can beat me at ping pong?!" Shawn exclaims, baffled.
"Exactly that!"
"What? Did they have a ping pong team at your school? Were you captain?"
"Why are you so offended?" I ask through my giggles.
"He's a sore loser, believe it or not," Brian mutters, not bothering to look up from his phone.
"Play me," he challenges.
"Excuse me?" I cross my arms over my chest.
"Play me. You think you're so good, then let's see."
I cock an eyebrow, "fine. Bring it on, stud."
I'll admit that he is really good at ping pong, but much to his dismay, I'm better. Which is kind of how we ended up here with him clutching his red, throbbing hand while I try to control my hysterical laughing and comfort the beautiful man in front of me.
"I'm sorry. I told you to play with a paddle. It's not my fault you hurt your hand!"
"Why'd you hit it so hard?" He's staring at his hand in disbelief.
"Why did you think you could play WITH YOUR HAND against me with a paddle? Who's really to blame here?"
He shook his hand out. "I hate you," he says, but not maliciously. There's a hint of amusement in his voice.
"I said I was sorry."
"Sorry isn't going to help when I kick your ass!" He picks up the other paddle from the table and twirls it in his hand. "Come on. Another round. I'm not taking it easy on you this time."
"Oh, you were taking it easy? Alright, hon. We'll see about that."
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There's something electric about the energy on the first day of tour. Everyone just seems even more excited than they were already. But everyone is also moving so fast they they hardly have a chance to breathe.
Cez is with the person in charge of lighting and is making sure he knows exactly the right time to change them. Andrew is with the band, checking to make sure they have everything they needed. That their instruments were tuned, that they knew everything on the set list. But right now, no one is checking on Shawn, who is struggling in his dressing room with the buttons of his shirt. Connor's in the greenroom with the rest of the crew, so it's just Shawn, Tiffany, Anna, and me. Not that he's noticed that I'm here yet.
When he lets out a frustrated sigh because this is the third time his shaking hands have tried to get that damn button, I make my presence known.
"Need help with that?" I ask, setting my camera on the vanity beside him.
He looks defeated, but nods anyway. "Please."
I let out a soft laugh when I see that his shirt was lopsided and the buttons were in the wrong holes, and shake my head when I realize that he also hadn't already tucked his shirt it. He's fidgeting with his ring when I move to unbuckle his belt, and when he hears the sound of his zipper being pulled down he spares me a glance.
"What are you doing?" He asks breathlessly.
"Need to tuck in your shirt," I say as I start to stuff the thin fabric into the waist of his tight black jeans. He takes in a deep breath when my hands graze a part of him they definitely shouldn't. "Sorry," I mumble, my cheeks heating up.
He clears his throat, "S'okay," he manages to say, his voice coming out hoarse.
I'm wondering why Tiffany or Anna haven't stopped even for a second to help, but when I see them rushing around to get his next outfit ready, I realize that they're probably just happy to have someone else here to help out. "There we go," I say more to myself when I buckle his belt. "How many buttons am I leaving undone?" I look no farther than his collarbone as I fix the shoulders of his shirt.
"Three?"
I smile, "Trying to kill these girls with your chest hair, huh, Mendes?"
"Only trying to get one girl's attention. And she's currently dressing me. So, you tell me. Is the chest hair killing you, y/n?" He asks with a knowing smirk.
I hum as I fix his last button. "Absolutely," I pat his chest and stand on my toes to place the softest, friendliest kiss to his cheek.
Shawn smiles at that and looks in the mirror, fixing his collar and then rolling his sleeves up. "What do you think?" He asks when I go behind him to get a mirror shot. A little pre-show ritual that I've decided on.
I bring the camera down only for a second to get a better look at him. "You look cute." I mumble and instruct him to run his right hand through his fluffy curls.
He exhaled deeply and plants himself on the arm rest of the couch. "I'm freaking out, y/n/n. What if I mess up? I'm always forgetting the lyrics. What if I fall? I'm still seeing memes from when I jumped off stage."
I can't help but laugh at that because I definitely have a few of those saved on my Instagram. "You're gonna do great, Shawn. I know you are." I place my hand over his and give it a gentle squeeze.
His shoulders relax a little as he starts to play with my fingers. "Wait a second. When did you get this?" He questions, staring at the dainty 'smile' etched into the skin of my index finger, in red ink.
"Like a month ago."
"Y/n! You were supposed to tell me when you got your first tattoo! Remember, I was gonna go with you and hold your hand."
"I wasn't alone," I assured him. "Connor went with me."
And he dropped my hand, nodding. "Oh, okay."
"You alright?" I ask after minutes of not talking. We've made our way to the green room where everyone else is doing some last minute scales and just joking around during these last few minutes before tour officially starts.
He grunts in response. "Just trying to get my mind ready to go out there." His voice is toneless, and he's not looking at me.
So I just nod, "well good luck. I'm gonna get set up," I say as I start to walk away.
"Y/n," he calls when I'm almost out the door. I turn to him, seeing everyone else look up too. He seems to notice the extra pairs of eyes and makes his way over to me, taking my wrist and pulling me gently outside the room.
"I'm sorry," he says softly.
"It's okay. You're stressed."
"I'm nervous," he admits to me for the second time.
"Shawn, two minutes. Let's go," Cez claps Shawn's back and I see his face fall.
"I'll be just a second," he answers.
"You're gonna do amazing, rockstar." I assure him, taking hold of his wrist and bringing it to my lips. "Now," I murmur, "go out there and do your job so I can do mine."
He smiles widely at me and I drop his hand. "I'll see you in the crowd," he answers with a wink and starts sprinting down the corridor.
"Send me a wink from stage," I call after him. "The fans will love it!"
"Anything for you, honey!" He yells back and then he's out of sight.
I'm smiling like an idiot when someone clears their throat from beside me, catching me completely by surprise. "Jesus Christ, Connor! Warn a girl next time." I shake my head, starting to walk toward where Shawn disappeared just seconds ago.
Connor catches up in three quick strides. "What was that about?"
"Just encouraging a friend," I push my hair behind my shoulder.
"Friend?" I don't have to look at him to know he's wiggling his eyebrows.
"Yes, Connor. A friend. Is that a problem?"
"Not to me." He shrugs out of the corner of my eye, "But you know he promised Andrew that nothing was going to happen with you."
Ouch. "Well he's right. Nothing's going to happen. Now, can we do our job, please?"
"Yikes! Did I strike a nerve there?"
"Connor, we're friends. Just like you and me."
"Well, even if that's the truth, let's not forget how being just friends worked out for us.
"It was a month," I say, finally looking at him. "And you and I both decided we were better as friends. Don't bring us up because we're past it, and it doesn't apply here."
"You mean, you don't want him to find out." He whispered into my ear as the lights started to dim. "Why? You worried he won't want you because I've had you?"
That's exactly what I'm worried about, I think as the beginning notes to Lost in Japan fill the enormous arena along with thousands of teenage screams.
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Shawn didn't stay up long after the show. When we got on the bus he say with the rest of us for a while, joking around and let me tell you, he was radiating energy from the moment he walked off stage. But something happened from the time we got on the bus, to the time Connor and I started comparing footage. After his abrupt departure, everyone else pretty much scatters to their bunks too. Connor and I only stay up a little bit later than everyone else, moving his footage and my images to my laptop so I can edit them a little bit in the privacy of my bunk.
But around three in the morning, I find myself restless in the small space and I slowly and quietly make my way back to the seating area where I'm shocked to see Shawn sitting at the table, scribbling down what I assume to be lyrics. "Can't sleep?" I ask, only to receive no response.
I sit on the couch across from him and stare as his forehead creases while he thinks of the next line. "Got some good pictures tonight. You want to see 'em?" I try.
He hums, but I don't know what kind of answer that is, so I leave it alone.
"Well I guess since neither of us can sleep… we could always just have sex." I shrug nonchalantly.
"What?" His eyes finally dare to look my way.
"Oh, so you can hear? Good to know."
He sighs, "Sorry."
"What's going on? Talk to me."
He eyes me up and down twice and I shrink under his intense stare. "It's nothing," he finally utters.
"You've been hot and cold with me all night. I know something's up. Come on, Shawn." I say into my knees, staring at my chipping toenail polish. "We're friends. You can tell me anything."
He doesn't say a word for a few minutes, but I can feel his eyes on me still. So I turn my head, just a little, and wonder for a second what he's thinking because he's staring hard. I'm worried I have something on my face and so I ask.
To which he replies, "No."
"Then why are you looking at me like that?" I challenge sleepily.
"Just," he sighs. "I'm just trying to figure out the friend in front of me."
I don't know why, but the way he says 'friend' leaves a horrible taste in my mouth.
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atwq book two thoughts
i know from a search online there’s a supplementary book (kind of?) published between the second and third book, and i saw the news netflix is like, probably developing an atwq series? i love reading supplementary material, but i currently have no way of reading it, and netflix for all i know, could adapt it and i can be ‘uh....what the hell is this?’. so i’m gonna take a break from reading the atwq series (idk how long) to figure out what i’m going to do. like, i may jump into the third book and save the supplementary book for last to make myself feel better about the possible bittersweet ending this series is gonna have.
as a kid i did not take lemony’s warning into consideration, so the me now knows better and realistically readjust ending expectations. good thing too, considering this book reveal a lot more than i thought. i guess it’s a given due to the fact it’s a four-book series and not thirteen-book series like asoue.
more of the review under the cut. i also have some asoue rambling opinions -one is which related to some atwq/tua things in regards to lemony and his family, and some thoughts on the possible netflix!atwq series.
so before going to the plot, i want to talk about kit and lemony’s last conversation for the time being. actually, i want to talk about the snicket family in general.
teen!kit took what is probably the biggest risk for their plan to steal...whatever they wanted to steal from vfd (so it’s important enough for kit to deciding to continue the job solo but not important enough for lemony deciding to not send in a replacement despite probably the one who came with the idea; will talk about that when i get to lemony). it’s a big risk on kit’s end, and it hurts lemony is more than willing cut short the conversation. i don’t blame him for it, not really. there’s the matter of people overhearing and hiding it from their chaperones.
but teen!kit getting caught by the police makes me think of the end with kit thinking both of her brothers are dead. obviously teen!kit will have her breaking out of their custody and meet lemony and jacques again because clearly she’s not in prison by asoue (unless she actually served time, but i doubt it; adult!kit broke taxi laws and safety and got away with it) or something akin to it. now, kit in some parts of tua knew lemony was alive. she did recommended the asoue books after all. but when was the last time they talk to each other? i presumed lemony was on the run for the last 15 years since olaf pinning lemony for crimes sort of corresponded with beatrice and bertrand getting married. in their what turn out to be their last conversation (probably right before it all went to crap for lemony or before lemony’s mistaken death), did lemony cut the conversation short? or was it kit who cut the conversation short?
like maybe kit could be comparing lemony’s situation to her and thought it would end the same way, only for her to proven wrong in the worse possible way.
while kit is the important snicket that is the protagonist of her own story told in the illustrations (adult!kit confirm to have worsen eyesight as an adult), it’s nice to see jacques get a name drop. i suspect he has no clue what his younger siblings are planning or does knows, but is too far away, even father than lemony and his resident in strain’d-by-the-sea (sbts) to help out (i’m thinking the latter like the way lemony wants kit to send his regards makes me think jacques has some idea the younger siblings are planning). with the last snicket sibling out of way, i need to talk about their family.
i think i should have mention this in my review of the first atwq book, but it’s more noticeable here. lemony seems to have some memories (the hike is what i want to talk about that’s the flag that made me go ‘uhhh’ out loud and got some glances; also my headcanon about e snicket enjoying camping and nature feels more sensible now) of his parents. but in tua, lemony most likely/confirm to be taken as a baby and still crawling. with lemony’s comment about his mother and father on the day he and his siblings got taken in the tua, i assumed that at least all three or one of the siblings were able to meet up with their parents again as teenagers/young adults before their death and told their grief on that day.
yet in this book and the last book to some minor degree, lemony talks about his parents as if he reunited with them before atwq series started. i’m not going to lie, and i should have brought it up in my last review, but i went ‘wtf’ at the first chapter of the first book i almost bought the fake parents act and the fact s. theodora markson figured it out made me go ‘oh thank good so lemony haven’t reunited with his parents yet” (s. theodora markson looking past the act means she is more competent than she looks, so i’m wondering why she’s...that with the main case she’s working on). i also made a note in my last review kid!lemony uses his imagination for familiar comfort and joy from out of his loneliness, so i’m wondering that’s the case here. i think while mentions of his parents is lemony thinking of what he wants to think, the ones with more details are ‘real’, in a sense jacques and kit told lemony. like the hike.
jacques and kit could actually remember that day and told lemony because they remember most of the events even if some parts are fuzzy. i say this because i was five and ran into traffic and almost got ran over. the memory of the incident itself is fuzzy, but i remember most of it to where i know it really did happen.
with some sad feelings of the snicket family situation out of the way, i get to talk about the atwq characters. i only know jake hix and cleo knight for one book, but i love them and i hope they become high school sweethearts (like they exist and those who are devoted to one another have great happiness with one another).
jake is honestly that meme of that guy going ‘i’ll feed you all’. i don’t want to call jake team (food) mom yet because i have a semi-bad experience of another fandom with a male character who cooks and is call ‘team mom’ due to the early parts of the fandom going out of control with it (it chilled down now hence ‘semi-bad experience’). but seriously, jake is going to care for the kids and he’s gonna feed them all and no one can stop him. no one will also stop him when he learns cleo isn’t actually okay and got kidnapped (he’s so devoted to her and her goal this is why i say i hope they become high school sweethearts) to where he was willing to crash her car in the clinic but didn’t because the car is like, non-destructible. i thought with his character description he would have like, bangs. the illustration shows that’s not the case. his bowtie is very dapper.
cleo really only showed up close to the ending so i kind don’t have a good grip of of her character like jake. but my goodness, i love her illustration (the full one that has her looking menacingly not the poster of her face). cleo’s outfit screams rich kid vibe (granted she is one) + late 1970s clothing with the future flair (cleo being ‘modern’ as she can be is helping my headcanon the vibe of the asoue world is like, slowly rebuilding and getting dominated by the world in first 20th century due to rose tinted glasses). the black and white motif her family has going on screams ‘in theory, we could order a hit man but we choose not to’ and that’s because they decided to drain the sea instead. that’s how rich they are. anyway, i doubt cleo wants to kill a person. she has to create a formula and save sbts. i don’t want to call her team (chemistry) dad just yet, because i don’t have a good grip f her character. but i like how she help moxie with her injury, and how goal driven she is to save her town from her family’s mistake.
since cleo and ellington were able to make their plan work to a degree, ellington is probably older than lemony and not just taller than him (i know 12-13 years old can look older than their real age, but people i know those age when i was in middle school only got mistaken as a freshman). also, the kid friendly noir vibes are now getting stronger. ellington just pretended to be someone else and like, it’s raising the red flags in my mind and i’m the eye emoji now i am on my guard i may be under attack. however, i still have my heart on my sleeve for her and have hopes of her reuniting with her father, who I now really think he’s a good dad and was specifically targeted (like cleo) due to being a naturalist.
it helps hangfire really shows how terrible he is. he tried to pretend to be her father! i know his voice mimicry is basically akin to juni cortez’s mimicry, but this is just cruel had ellington been there.
whatever hangfire’s group is doing, i’m not seeing how this relates with the BB statue and the people he kidnapped. we got a chemist who does things with tubes and bunsen burners and dangerous chemicals that makes one wear goggles, and a man who likes the natural environment. the tadpoles that bites are confusing me more though. why would someone create tadpoles that bites? still, with more detail of what hangfire is part of and with parts of his plan known at last, the plot is picking up speed. i’m scared, intrigued, and excited to read what will happen next, especially since hangfire is like, now going to be active in his own plan + group. they’re clearly not giving a damn about human life given their name of the inhumane society. whatever they’re planning and with the people they kidnapped so far, it has to do with the BB creature itself. is this going into the supernatural realm? is this connected to possibly the great unknown? am i overthinking connections?
i don’t have too much to say for most of the other secondary characters. i hope qwerty deals with his moth problems (so if moth balls stop moths from eating clothing, can they work in libraries? can qwerty even afford some non killing month repellent with his sub-librarian salary?), pip and squeak need to stop working and go be kids (their dad must be close to death if he’s that sick and they have to work), and prosper lost can tone down the watching. also, i think the mitchum parents don’t really love each other or not as much as before and need a divorce or couple counseling (their bickering is making me concern), and stew...still can’t find any pity or anything to find him a character i love to hate.
in regards to moxie, she is honestly the best friend lemony needs. she’s sticking her life to helping lemony with his case and while having opinions at the end of the day she just wants to help her friend in need. she puts up with so much give her an award like she got ditched at the library and stay to give lemony a piece of her mind before going all ‘okay so what we gonna do next’. she also gave him a dumb haircut. that is best friend material and i want their friendship to go into their adult years (yes i still think she’s the kind editor).
also, LEMONY CANONICALLY HAD A BOWL CUT HAIRSTYLE. he now has reasons to wear a hat and hide his face for the time being.
i said most things in regard to lemony in the snicket family situations paragraphs at the beginning of this post, so talking about kid!lemony as a solo character is not going as wordy. in this book kid!lemony could have died several times, one time by hangfire’s hand! he’s a kid, and this is really something a 17 or 18 should be in (even then i don’t want a 17 and 18 year old, or anyone of any age, be in his situation). he’s risking so much of his life for sbts and the people living there, all without knowing his sister is also in trouble as well until the final chapter. with lemony learning what happen to kit, i can’t help but wonder his worry for family will affect his actions in the next two books. though now i am question is actions pre-atwq like lemony almost got thrown out of vfd?? shoot lemony, i didn’t think he like vfd a lot as an adult ‘active’ member of vfd but he was still loyal, but this is new. i also don’t want to say he’s staging a coup but he and a whole other sbg members -kit is obvious- are clearly doing something that’s totally a coup? was being frames for crimes he didn’t commit, living on the run, and losing everything (fiancee, friends, and family) broke adult!lemony so much it made him ‘passive’ (i don’t think it’s the right word but it’s the one i can think of now)?
my feelings on s. theodora markson are the same as before, but i think she may be smarter than she looks given a re-think of the last book. her current behavior makes me think she is ‘warming’ up to lemony, even in the last book. she took him off probation was being ‘nice’ and when teasing lemony about his not-crush on ellington (i legit don’t know if lemony has a crush on her or is really wanting to help her out). that’s something an adult does to a child who may or may not have a crush on someone. theodora still treats lemony like she did in the previous book, no doubt due to vfd rules and her upbringing in vfd.
i only have read two books of atwq, so i probably don’t carry too much weight on my two cents of a netflix adaptation. but i am thinking of the changes netflix asoue made with hector and kit, and vfd as a freaking whole. hector is not part of vfd the organization anymore, but he can be replaced with larry-your-waiter (just got to rewrite the balloon stuff with something else). kit is giving me a headache because i still can’t figure out if she was retcon into the youngest snicket in netflix show, and excluding that netflix!kit’s change of personality/character makes me think netflix!kit would not have gotten caught and like, kit needs to get caught it’s important for her off screen story and kid!lemony story as a side thing. because it’s the books, vfd is still the ‘old. old as balls’ conspiracy secret organization, while netflix is the ‘hey let’s make our (book) club be something more to change the world’ secret agent organization made by ishmael. well, netflix good luck with the hole you dug that is possibly kit and vfd.
it’s now round two of asoue character cameos (kit doesn’t count she’s a protagonist of her own off-screen story), and widdershins is a surprise. before i get into his atwq cameo and my opinion of the character, i want to copy-paste something from my first atwq review: asoue was one of my first fandom i entered via me me and my sister. no one else read the books or weren’t fans of them, so we turn to each other to talk about them. i began lurking pre-atwq books, but gave up after several months due to being in more active fandoms and i had bad timing to join when it was basically dead, and i outgrew the target demographic when atwq came out and i had no chance to read the books. i only made the decision to re-lurk (sparingly i am still in more active fandoms) and make and share content in 2016 (and i’m too used to lurking for this fandom. i can reblog for fandoms, just not for this fandom and i’m trying to overcome whatever is making me not do it).
so, i’m a fandom hermit living in the woods away from fandom society and i suddenly decided to enter fandom society, and all of my opinions are free of influences and other fan opinions (sans my sister but we talk more about the plot and story than characters). my opinion of widdershins is a dislike-neutral-*thinking emoji*. i dislike him, but i don’t hate him. and if i have to make a tier list of all the important and semi-important asoue characters from favorite to hated, widdershins would actually be lump in the middle with the other true-neutral characters i have.
disliking widdershins should be obvious. with a most likely vfd upbringing, he probably thinks his actions are acceptable and the norm but they blur a lot with his parenting to where his actions are just plain awful. the big one is him throwing fernald under the bus or allowing jacques to throw fernald under the bus when it came to the anwhistle aquatic fire (i’m not sure what happen here). don’t get me started with the talk of arranged marriages and willingness to send fiona and the baudelaires -which is basically two teens, a teen i call a kid, and a baby- into a life or death place (and sunny almost died) and left without instructions and maybe no note (with the reveal of violet’s fifteenth date i wonder if widdershins and phil were putting up decorations and when they had to leave, widdershins went ‘the balloons will do’ because they spell out vfd and somehow thought he was killing two birds with one stone; it’s still bad as no note).
the whole *thinking emoji* came from the happy family photo. it got me asking ‘what the heck is up with this guy’ and a fascination on trying to figure out how he ticks. with re-reads, i got the impression widdershins was a normal and calm person/vfd member as can be. fernald clearly liked widdershins before the anwhistle aquatic fire. widdershins being fernald and fiona’s stepfather is proof mrs. widdershins loved him -flaws and all- and accept his proposal in spite of the age gap that went over my head as a kid. the way he speaks of josephine, kit, and jacques means he has friends who like him. i sort of came to the idea his level of jerkass and awfulness gradually build up over time post anwhistle aquatic fire (being its worst by tgg), and i took his off-screen actions in the end based off the photo and my impressions of pre-fire widdershins that widdershins realized what he become -probably when he got the news fernald and fiona double cross olaf- and clean up his act to be with them again, even if it kills him.
so i’m kind of please teen!widdershins (that tiny as hell illustration makes me think he’s a teen okay) is calm and normal? he’s not screaming ‘aye’ every other sentence. he’s more considerate to others. he’s nice as he can be to kid!lemony when breaking the news teen!kit got caught (widdershins breaking the news makes me think kit and him are friends). he even complimented kid!lemony for the not coup kid!lemony is planning (he’s probably going along with the not coup he’s clearly not stopping it; and i want to say their friendship ended when widdershins believed a certain daily punctilio story and showed it everyone- including beatrice- which lead to widdershins forgetting lemony’s name, yet lemony was part of the crew of two after jacques, so something else must have been the cause?). teen!widdershins has his philosophy of not hesitating, but it’s not consuming his life. from what i read, teen!widdershins is someone (kid and teen) fernald would and probably did got along with: it’s the older big brother (figure) who has cool stories to tell while also being sensible with kind words and advice when the younger sibling feels down and needs help and probably let said sibling do whatever they want. it perfectly lines up with my messed up widdershins-caliban theory headcanon holy ****
with the cameo now in mind, i can’t help but wonder if teen!widdershins would hesitate -or not hesitate- to punch his adult self for becoming radically different.
#atwq#all the wrong questions#when did you see her last#lemony snicket#asoue#a series of unfortunate events#this is a text post
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Analysis/Prediction for Danganronpa: Deadication
Hey guys! I know I barely post on tumblr at all but I just thought... I have something to talk about... That's incredibly long... And about Danganronpa...
So where else to go than tumblr?
I recently started following a fangan ( @dangandeadication ) called Danganronpa: Deadication. If I had to pick a reason why I liked it so much, it would have to be the character design and art. Their Discord community is pretty great and involved as well. I'm a busy boy so I can't be as active there as I'd like...
You can check out part one of the prologue here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5krOHv_ls4
Anyways - what is this post about?
It's about my predictions for this Killing Game. I'm not one to simply pick randomly who lives and who dies, there's a method to my madness. I have this fancy shmancy way of making predictions for Danganronpa, and it's called the Elevator Prediction! We simply take a look at the picture of the students in the elevator before the first trial, and we cross off people based on their position. Any sane artist wouldn't group all the survivors next to each other, now... Would they?...
Wait... Deadication doesn't have one of these yet...
Oh, well. I'll just use my detective instincts to place these characters based on their talent, personality, and official Danganronpa games.
A few disclaimers before we begin:
There will be spoilers for DR1, SDR2, and DRV3
I'm explaining my thought pattern here along with each character and why I predicted what I did. I apologize if I sound overly critical - that's not my intention. I had fun thinking of these predictions and I'm looking forward to seeing how they pan out!
There's one more thing that I'd like to explain as well, and it will help contextualize some of my choices.
One of my favorite writers, Brandon Sanderson, writes some great books involving magic. I bring this up because a few ultimates here (Lucky Student, Psychic, Illusionist, Alchemist) are explicitly "magical". The extent of their abilities is unknown for the most part. Being a writer, Brandon Sanderson created rules about writing magic stories, and being a writer myself, I really took this one to heart. (reference: https://brandonsanderson.com/sandersons-first-law/)
"An author’s ability to solve conflict with magic is DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL to how well the reader understands said magic."
What does this mean? Basically - if the magic isn't explained - it feels like magic can solve any problem at any point without warning. There's no mystery to it at all - it just happens. Explaining magic systems is a really great way to actually add to a mystery - it gives the reader rules to follow when the theories start forming in their head. Now go replace the word MAGIC with ULTIMATE... And this creates a framework for working with ultimates in mysteries. It’s so much harder for readers to solve mysteries if it isn’t what can and cannot be done in the universe.
An example of this is Tsumugi's Cospox in DRV3. Her ability was cosplay, and with it, she could basically disguise herself as any character. It was inevitable that a murder would happen with her disguised as someone else, and there was no telling when, or how... Except that they immediately explained the extent of her powers in Chapter 1 after the first killing. This took that possibility off the table - and made all the future cases that much easier by focusing our minds on what was actually relevant instead of some gotcha that wasn't explained.
Again - this is only a guideline - it's not a hard-and-fast rule that everyone has to follow - so my predictions could be off because of this. It's all guesswork anyways, and I'm sure at least half my predictions, if not all of them, will be wrong. But that's the point, isn't it? XD
Without further ado, let's get started!
Yuuma - lucky student Ok... He's lucky so he can't die right? We don't know how lucky he is, but if we base it off the first two games, then yes, he'd basically be unkillable. There are a couple ultimates here that could get around that... But that would be weird because those ultimates are magical and it seems that Danganronpa Luck is too big a barrier... Keep in mind we've had a survivor Lucky Student and a victim Lucky Student, so what's left? Verdict - CH1 blackened
Shu - bounty hunter Here's another babyface that basically screams "Don't fuck with me!". Considering the case of Fuyuhiko I'm not pinning him as someone who has a change of heart, and considering his profession I think he's not going to be a blackened. I think that would be too obvious. So what does that leave us with? A victim. Also I'm offing him in chapter 1 because if he's not killed early then he will be a suspect in every subsequent case. Which might be a good thing, but I wouldn't want to deal with that :P But who could possibly kill someone trained to kill... Hmmm... Verdict - CH1 victim, failed attempt to kill Yuuma
Toru - filmmaker Everyone's always comparing him to the Actor and saying that there's some important story element here since their ultimates are so similar. I can't help but think the same. I don't think this dude is the Mastermind, since that would be too obvious in my eyes, however I feel he's involved in some way. If Deadication pulls the same thing that DRV3 did with Rantaro, then they can have some backstory for this guy while also having him dead, all while throwing the suspicion off him as being involved in this game due to him dying early. Verdict - CH2 Victim
Otoha - basketball Literally Akane and Tenko. One of them died and the other survived. Maybe she's a blackened? I don't have much else to say here honestly. I guess she's cute. Verdict - CH2 blackened
Kyusho - detective Alright this is such a clear reference to Kyoko that there might be something actually relevant here - maybe this is an AU where Aoi and Kyoko mashed their names together and adopted him? Maybe the real Danganronpa is going to be mentioned in this game? I doubt both these points but they're good to bring up. So we haven't seen an evil detective yet from the other games so I'm getting that vibe from him. Especially one that doesn't explicitly commit murder... Verdict - CH2 accomplice, CH3 victim
Ayuna - psychic Ok so Psychic means either two things (1) she's a complete airhead OR (2) she's a complete airhead but also Hagakure. Considering my stance on magic powers as explained earlier, I think her powers are going to be meaningless. Maybe she sees a vision that ends up getting her killed? Verdict - CH3 Victim
Sakumi - alchemist Alchemy means either two things (1) she's another complete airhead OR (2) there will be some poison case in this game. I'm honestly feeling the latter. Alchemy is another vague ultimate that has to be explained - and I can only see this being relevant to poisoning. There hasn't been a poison double murder yet and I'm assuming that Deadication will be keeping the same format of double murder since it's classic. But I could be 100% wrong since I'm a sucker for strict guidelines. PS: She's also cute. Verdict - CH3 blackened
Reika - ??? Hmmm I wonder what it could beeee... With this illusionist/alchemist/psychic/occultist quadrafecta I'm thinking she's along a similar vibe, maybe witch or something. We haven't had a ??? blackened yet... thinking-face-intensifies... I'm thinking their ability will be revealed as the cornerstone to this case. Verdict - CH4 blackened
Minoru - barista Ace Attorney - Godot's theme plays in the background Wait what slot didn't I assign... Oh yeah that's right Verdict - CH4 victim
Iori - gardener I have no idea. He has a Kokichi Ouma face sprite but he's also very knowledgeable about plants. He's probably gonna be a Gonta type - a Hope Boy. Verdict - Survivor
Megumi - attorney Franziska Von Karma was best girl in Ace Attorney, and now Megumi is giving me that same vibe. Now here's someone who can talk her way in a trial... As I'm pinning Kyusho as chaotic, maybe Megumi will be the voice of reason throughout the game... Although I really am suspicious of everyone. There's always a survivor with a head on their shoulders (Kirigiri, Shuichi, Hajime) Verdict - Survivor
Haru - occultist I totally feel that Haru is going to play a big part in this, and have some sort of change-of-heart that makes them a better overall person. They're also cute as well so I can't just kill them off. If at any point in the story Naohiko dies, I fully expect Haru to take his place. They're the most main-character-like out of everyone else. They'd probably take the Byakuya or Fuyuhiko slot in the survivor list. Verdict - Survivor
Keiji - surgeon Come on now you wouldn't make such a large meme NOT a survivor... I feel he's going to be very much like the survivors Kazuichi or Hagakure or Himiko - thinks he's tough shit but he really can't do a darn thing. Verdict - Survivor
Luna - arctic explorer Um I don't have much to say about her except I like her and she's super cute and I want her to survive. She's the waifu survivor like Aoi and Sonia and Maki. She's also smart as well so her surviving would actually make sense. Verdict - Survivor
Ok guys! That's it! We're done with all the predictions for Dead-
WAIT! WHAT IS IT? I'M FORGETTING ABOUT TWO CHARACTERS?
Oh yeah you're right. Whoops.
Hitomi - illusionist Ah yes, the detective's sidekick, just like Kaito and Chiaki and Sayaka. She's overly optimistic, which makes me think she's evil, but there are two reasons why I don't think she is (1) I can't possibly envision any angry or distressed Hitomi sprites AND (2) With an ultimate like Illusionist, it would be too obvious that she's a killer. Based on the principles of magic as I explained earlier, her illusion abilities should come with some set of rules. And these rules weren't explained to us in the prologue - so I'm sort of throwing her ultimate to the curb for now and ignoring its effect on the story. Which is probably wrong, but ah, what the heck. I have a bigger prediction for Hitomi based on her relationship with Naohiko as opposed to her ultimate. Verdict - CH5 victim.
Naohiko - actor The man of the hour himself, the green haired protagonist. Before we begin - let's go over what happens to the protagonists in the first three games: Makoto - survives. Hajime - survives but his past self is the mastermind Kaede - is a blackened and dies in chapter 1 Considering Kaede's case - I'm doubting that there is a protagonist switch at all in this game. I'm pretty sure that they switched during Chapter 1 because of the Hope Fragments and the character development and attachment. As much as I loved Kaede, there wasn't a real reason to have her die in a later chapter. It just wasn't a good game design choice. Now Deadication isn't a game so this might be different but I'm tossing this aside for now. There's also the possibility of Naohiko dying, but I don't think he'd be the one to die in chapter 1. The main character actually has a relevant ultimate this time - actor. One that can be used as a blackened... and a mastermind... dun dun DUN... Technically this is different from SDR2 since Izuru is his own original character and not Hajime Hinata. What I'm going to propose is slightly similar to Hajime's case but it's different in the fact that Izuru had absolutely no effect on the Killing Game other than starting it. One more thing before I explain what I think will happen to Naohiko - let's take a look at the other masterminds' goals: Junko - Inflict Despair on everyone watching Izuru - Preserve Junko and the Remnants of Despair Tsumugi - Entertain everyone watching Now there's one thing that I think is clearly missing here... And that's a personal motive, one that isn't based on world domination or entertainment. Especially because this is a fangan that doesn't explicitly have to be tied to the main series - and it's getting increasingly difficult to do so anyways. So let's recap - A personal motive that isn't based on the Hope-Despair conflict, yet also requires Despair to work properly. This one really wracked my brain but here's my theory: Naohiko is a schizophrenic just like Toko is. However, he does not know that he has this other, "evil" side to him. There are a few reasons for this: (1) If he noticed it, he would clearly get it treated. Which spelled doom for this evil persona. (2) He's the ultimate actor. Actors retake scenes often enough and they have so many fans that it's typical if he forgets something. This evil side - let's call it Hikonao because I'm boring - has been waiting for its chance to overtake the real Naohiko - and this killing game is just that. Bring Naohiko to Despair, and then his real side and his evil side will be one and the same. So Hikonao sends a letter to Toru stating something about working with Naohiko - only if he brings 14 other ultimates to this secluded area. The letter is signed H - which implicitly brings suspicion on other characters like Haru and Hitomi. Hikonao can be doing things at nighttime or during the day that Naohiko wouldn't remember - and that could clue the reader in to what is happening... (and it also could get us to suspect Hitomi's illusions instead...) Hikonao's plan is to bring the largest possible Despair onto Naohiko - and that would climax in killing his own beloved, Hitomi. In the chapter 5 trial, Naohiko realizes that he is the one that killed Hitomi - and we have to explicitly argue that he didn't kill her, knowing this - something that hasn't been done before in a game, even with Kaede. And then, just like in game 1, Naohiko isn't actually executed due to some ambiguous reason. And then they find the letter from H, find some more stuff, and the mastermind trial. This also brings up an important point - just like the Gonta case in DRV3. If someone else's consciousness kills someone, are you guilty? I have a feeling that Naohiko will end up expelling Hikonao and everything will end happily ever after... Verdict - CH5 blackened and mastermind. Oh and he's also a survivor too
Now I know that you guys think this is a crazy crackpot theory but it's based on writing principles! Even if I'm entirely wrong, I have become a better mystery writer because of it! The more you think about these things, the more you dive deep into how these games are put together and the best way to order and position the story and killings so that things make sense together.
To those of you who have read the entire thing, thank you so so much! I appreciate it, especially since I rambled at times. I'm really looking forward to this project and I know everyone will do a great job with Deadication!
That's it for now. Team Mike, signing off!
#danganronpa#fangan#fanganronpa#deadication#naohiko#hitomi#theory#prediction#dr1 spoilers#sdr2 spoilers#drv3 spoilers
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Not Aloud
Characters: Felix x Reader
Warning: Fluff, fluff and some angst. And swearing too.
Word count: About 1.7k
A/N: I use Korean age in my stories that are based in Korea. It just adds a year compared to your age.
Summary: You are a trainee at JYP and are secretly seeing Felix. Until one night the boys see.
You are a trainee for JYP and have been since you were 15 and are now 17. It has been a damn long 2 years. It’ll be worth it in the end because you’ll be doing what you love.
Okay, maybe that’s not the only great thing about being a trainee. The other factor is your wonderful boyfriend Lee Felix.
He’s so sweet, caring, thoughtful, and adorable. The only problem is neither of you guys can date so you have to keep you affections for each other secret. For you it just makes it sweeter because you put all your affections into the moments you see each other.
Speaking of those moments.
One of those moments is going to be right now. The rest of the boys are going out but he’s going to fake not feeling well and I’m going to come over. It’s not the most ideal way but we have to do what we have to do.
You hear your phone buzz and you check it right away.
My Honey: Boys are gone. Come over now
You giggle because his texting is always so broken. But you start getting ready to leave.
You put on your black Uggs and go down stairs. You put on a black coat and grab your keys.
You scream up to your dorm mates, “I’m going out to meet a friend so don’t wait up for me.”
You didn’t even wait for a response from them you just opened the door and left to head for his dorm.
It wasn’t a long walk considering you guys are all with the same company. You arrived there in about three minutes max. There you were in front of the dorm door.
You knock about three times really fast and just wait for Felix to open the door up. It always takes him the longest fucking time to get to the door for whatever reason so you just lean on the wall next to the door.
Then what after feels like a century has past Felix opens the door, He has a huge grin on his face and pulls me into a hug right away. You returned the greeting and hugged him back. You guys stay there for a few minutes before the winter frost gets too cold and he pulls you inside.
The dorm is nice and toasty. Or it could be the fact that Felix is very warm. Probably both to be honest.
He opens his mouth and says “Baby, how are you?”
You blush at the name and give him a smile. “I’m doing okay. A little tired but that’s the usual. How are you today?” you beamed at him.
He gave you his dazzling smile back and replied, “I’m in the same boat as you baby. So how about since we’re both tired we go back to my room. I can put some Netflix on my laptop and we can cuddle, too!”
“That sounds good to me. Some shows and my honey to cuddle with,” you confirmed with a soft smile.
After you said that Felix grabbed your hand and pulled you up to his shared bedroom. It was always clean and you appreciated that men could actual be clean and not have a pig sty for once.
Felix grabbed his laptop and pulled up Netflix. He looked over to you and asked, “What type of movie do you want to watch?”
You shrugged you shoulders, “I don’t care. Surprise me.”
At that response he already has a movie picked out.
“You won’t find out the movie til it starts. And it can’t start until we start cuddling so get over here.”
You giggle at him and go over to his bed. He’s already laying on it and since the bed is small you have to lay on top of him. You finally get yourself situated. Your head on his chest and your arms wrapped around him. His are wrapped around you too.
He starts the movie and to your disappointment he picked one of the worst movies of all time in your book. Sharknado! What made him pick such a movie!
You look up at your boyfriend to see him already looking down at you for your reaction. He had a smirk on his face with his eyebrow raised.
You hit him in the chest and say exasperatedly “Why this movie? It’s so terrible!” You look at him expecting an answer.
“You said you didn’t care so I took it upon myself to pick this. You know how much I love teasing you,” he smirked. God damn you wanted to wipe that stupid smirk off his face.
Instead you just shake your head at him with a small smile. You lay your head back on his chest and watch the ungodly movie.
After about 30 minutes of watching you start to get sleepy. Between hearing Felix’s heartbeat and the movie being so boring. You can feel your eyes get droopy and just let sleep come to you.
Felix, only a couple minutes after you fall asleep, falls asleep right along with you.
It’s only about 2 hours later that the rest of Stray Kids get back to their dorm. You guys don’t wake up even thought they are very noisy.
You guys don’t even wake up when Chan yells out, “Felix, we’re home. Come down you living meme.” When the boys don’t hear a response they get very worried and go up him and Seungmin’s room.
They open up the door to find you cuddled up with Felix. Of course one of them has to scream and it’s Changbin.
You almost fall off the bed but don’t because you hold on to Felix.
The first thing you do is look to Felix, who is now fully awake, with fear. This was the one thing you feared most. That you guys would be discovered and have to break up.
The next thing you do is look to the rest of Stray Kids. They are all staring at you to with looks of surprise and some slight anger.
Changbin is the first to speak up. “Y/N and Felix, do you have something you wish to tell us?” he questioned.
Felix says something before you do, “Hyung, this isn’t exactly how I imagined telling you,” He pauses but continues on, “Y/N and I are dating. We’ve been dating for about 8 1/2 months.”
The guys just gawked at you. Staring at you both like you were from another planet.
“You guys should know better. Especially you Y/N. What your doing is not aloud,” Chan scolds.
“I know, I know. I know we shouldn’t be doing this. I know that this is not aloud. But the truth is I stopped caring a long time ago. You want to know why? Because I love him!” You exclaimed. Soon after you blushed after realizing your last sentence. Neither of you have ever said that four letter word.
A big smile on his face Felix exclaimed, “I love you, too! I love you so much.” He pulled you into a hug and then kissed you. It lasted about 5 seconds before you heard some cough. You both pulled away with a blush forgetting the guys were there.
“Sorry to interrupt this little moment here but we kind of need to talk about this,” Woojin expressed.
The guys started to leave and Changbin made a motion with his hand for you to follow. You sigh and follow them. Felix comes right next to you and grabs your hand in his. You look down at them intertwined and he squeezes your hands.
You arrive to their kitchen and you let go of his hand. One of the guys points at a chair and you go to sit in it. You see Felix go to the seat next to you. It felt like you were about to be interrogated and you probably were.
You were waiting for the questions to start flying. All you hoped is that you would be able to answer all of them.
The first person to ask a question to your surprise is Minho. “Are you sure you guys love each other?”
Neither of you hesitated and shook your heads yes. You knew it way before you said it out loud.
With that response the boys smiled and pulled you both into a huge hug. You were a bit surprised. You expected to be grilled not just be asked one question.
“Welcome to the family!” Hyunjin shouted.
“What? Really? All it took for you guys not to care was me confessing my love for him! If that was all this conversation could of happened a month ago,” you sighed.
The guys shook there heads up and down really fast. All you could was laugh at them. They really are goofballs in front of and not in front of the cameras.
You were then pulled into a warm body. Felix whispered in your ear, “We can finally be together in front of them, Baby. No more hiding at least from them. You can come over when ever you want, now.”
You turned your body to face him and whisper back, “I know Oppa. We can be together a lot more now.” You kiss him on the check and he blushes. You can’t tell if it’s from being called Oppa or from the kiss on the check or a mixture of both.
Jisung speaks up, “We do have two more things to say though. But they aren’t bad so don’t worry. I mean aren’t too bad.”
You look at them and they take that as their cue to start talking.
“One thing is please keep the PDA to a minimum. I am a child and want to be pure. I don’t wish to be scarred for life. Thank you very much,” Jeongin announces.
You just shake your head and respond, “You do realize you are older than me right. So don’t use that on me but I’ll have pity on you. We’ll follow your request, at least for the most part.” You ended with a grin on your face.
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1000 Albums, 2020: Albums #30-21
This is the first of six posts wrapping up my and Sam’s 2020 Music Project. Once again, as we have for five years now, we’ve hit 1000 albums from the year. In fact, this year, we listened to 1074 albums released in the year (December 2019-November 2020, inclusive), plus 102 throwback albums (not from 2020), and 1698 entities in total, which also includes tracks released as stand-alone singles, EPs and the like.
While we listen to the same set of music, Sam and I have quite divergent tastes, and his choices will be quite different from mine. But I’m hoping for a couple of high-profile crossovers. There are certainly a few albums this year that we both very much enjoyed.
As a programming note, I’m ordering my posts slightly differently this year, in order to keep Sam’s anticipation of my posts as high as possible (after all, he’s the one who most cares about this). Rather than giving the long list of “almost ran” albums right at the start, thereby eliminating all the real contenders, I’m going to count down my Top 30 albums ten at a time, after which I’ll reveal the longer list of outlier albums #31-100. That way, he’ll be thinking “ooh, will Butch Walker be in his top 10??” right up until the last post. Except I’m bound to disappoint him, because Butch Walker comes in at #54.
After I’ve finished the albums, I’ll list my top tracks in two posts: the first will be the outliers, the second will be actual writeups of my genuine favourite tracks of the year. Usually I provide my top tracks without much commentary, but this year I’ve got a collection of ~30 tracks or so that I do want to say something about individually.
Before we get there, though, let’s look through the first set of my top albums of the year.
#30. Saint Saviour - Tomorrow Again (chamber folk)
A great collection of music, with an ethereal folk quality running through it. But they elevate it with chamber instrumentation, in particular some very fine string arrangements. These work perfectly with soft vocal harmonies, and some oddly catchy riffs. It is, in some ways, quite sullen, but the otherworldly quality stops it from ever being less than fascinating.
My favourite track here is a real stand out: Taurus. It fits beautifully with the rest of the album, while also being the exemplar of what makes the album good. The haunting piano riff, which is eventually doubled with intersecting vocal lines is just a beautiful piece of music.
Recommended track: Taurus.
#29. Post Animal - Forward Motion Godyssey (psychedelic rock)
This was an album that took out an Album of the Week award in February, but it was one that I didn’t necessarily think a lot of for the rest of the year. When I came to relisten to it, I was reminded again that this stood out. This isn’t your regular psych-infused indie rock. It has a hardness to it which helps, but more that that, these folks play with harmonic and melodic shifts that don’t necessarily make sense. It almost feels like a new tonality at times—just enough to catch you off guard and make you constantly re-evaluate where you’re balancing in listening to a track.
My favourite track off the album is the self-titled Post Animal, but to be honest, there’s a great deal on the album of similar quality—it’s the combined weight of all of the great stuff that propels this into my Top 30 albums of the year.
Recommended Track: Post Animal
#28. The Jerry Cans - Echoes (Inuit neo-folk)
An album I liked well-enough on the week we listened to it (it took out the third place spot to two albums which are now below it in the list), it took until relistening for me to get it into my head that it was genuinely the best and most interesting album of the week. Combining mildly folk-infused pop rock with Inuit-language lyrics and judicious use of throat-singing, this is the kind of album which you’re forced to consider on its own terms.
Mostly, though, it succeeds by being catchy, well-written rock. The folk parts are just icing on the cake, and provide it with a differentiating point that really help elevate it when you’re comparing it to other top albums of the year. There are a number of good tracks here, but I’ve picked Atauttikkut, one of the ones completely in Inuit and with the best incorporation of the rhythmic throat singing at an appropriate point.
Recommended Track: Atauttikkut
#27. Aloud - Sprezzaturra (blues rock)
This is a surprising entry for me, and it’s likely to surprise Sam as well, as this is another that didn’t stand out that much in the week I heard it. But on the numbers, it was definitely an album that warranted a relisten. And once I’d taken the whole album, rather than just the isolated track I added to my “revision playlist”, I saw what a rich collection of music it was. It’s not specifically limited to blues—it takes in a lot of jazz and soul influences, in the way of an artist like Lake Street Dive (#3 album of 2016 for me). And there’s variety across the album, which makes the whole album a much richer experience than listening to just your favourite track or two. I mean, isn’t that the great point of an album in any case?
Picking out a single track, as a result is difficult, and the one I singled out the first time doesn’t even feel necessary like the best candidate. Instead, I’ll go with Hungry Land, which almost takes a bit of jazz-era Chicago or E-Street Band kind of crunch to it.
Recommended Track: Hungry Land
#26. The Phenomenal Handclap Band - PHB (psychedelic soul)
Again a band which can really pump out those jazz influences, these guys also play with nu disco, experimental pop and dreampop to give a surprisingly diverse album. It’s an album that’s often based around those driving jazz riffs though, even when you get a good danceable track like my top track Riot.
Quite surprisingly, despite this being one of my top albums of the year, I don’t think it’s among their personal best work, meaning that there’s ample room for the 2022-ish PHB album to really blow me out of the water. They’re capable of it.
Recommended Track: Riot
#25. Jason Isbell & The 400 Unit - Reunions (alt country)
This is one of the rare albums where my list will agree with the bulk of the “best albums of the year” lists. It doesn’t happen often—I like to think it’s because I listen to a shit-ton more music than the average music journalist, but this is probably kidding myself. Anyway, despite not agreeing very often, this is a match, and it’s a fine album. Isbell has a strong sense of honest songwriting, and can put together something that’s heartwrenching in both tone and lyrical content. Tracks like It Gets Easier are hard-hitting numbers, while others provide much needed levity.
My personal favourite track on this album is Be Afraid, which has a great hook in the chorus, which feels neatly rhythmically contorted.
Recommended Track: Be Afraid
#24. Badly Drawn Boy - Banana Skin Shoes (indie pop rock)
Part of our music project this year was listening to all of the albums which won the Mercury Prize for album of the year, from Primal Scream’s Screamadelica right through to this year’s winner Kiwanuka from Michael Kiwanuka (which we actually heard as part of last year’s music project). Amusingly, Badly Drawn Boy’s album The Hour of Bewilderbeest, which won the 2000 Mercury Prize came up not long before we discovered a new album from the group, 20 years later. And this is a very fine album. It has that quality I love in established artists’ later work, which is that they feel a sense of freedom of what they’re creating. Here, they’re much less serious and affected than in Bewilderbeest, allowing a fuller sense of humour and fun to their lyrics, and providing more of an upbeat drive.
There’s no less complexity to the songwriting though, and there’s some biting satire to the content. But it’s put into a remarkably delicious container. Often you don’t realise some of these poppy numbers are ascerbic as they are. A couple of really good tracks on here, but I think my pick is Is This a Dream?.
Recommended Track: Is This a Dream?
#23. MOBS - Cinema Paradiso (80s pastiche pop)
There’s always a place for pure pop in my album lists, and MOBS not only provide us with pure pop, they throw it through the magic 80s synthpop filter. It comes out blasting the other end with cheesy neon energy and a oiled-up saxophonist wearing leather pants. It’s high-energy stuff, pulsating with a kind of groove and energy that is too often eschewed in modern popular music.
There are two tracks I particularly love here, Big World and School’s Out, both of which take funk and disco rhythms and throw all the pastiche of the 80s on top. All with a rich, bassy production quality that sounds a lot more modern. I will say that I thought early on that this might be higher in the list than this, but on relistening it felt a little more like a “solid” album with a couple of really great fun tracks on it.
Recommended track: School’s Out
#22. Jason Wilson - Sumach Roots (eclectic folk)
This is an album that over the year since its January release has become something of a meme between Sam and me. Because it was an album we both really liked overall, and yet for both of us, it was difficult to point to any individual songs that seemed to really illustrate why the album was good. Hence the term “a Jason Wilson” entered the parlance, meaning an album that we liked despite the seeming lack of individual standout tracks.
Partially, the reason this is good is its eclecticism. It kind of runs through various modes of melodic folk, perhaps with reggae influences being something of a touchpoint across the album. Wilson assembles a good ensemble of musicians to match his flow, and there’s a consistent feeling of coherence as a result. While it’s hard to pick out an individual track, I personally like the double/half time reggae of Happy Little Sisyphus, which has its own relentless quality as though it’s constantly driving its own rock up a hill. But again, this feels like an album that you can’t gauge just by listening to a single track in isolation.
Recommended track: Happy Little Sisyphus
#21. DMA’S - The Glow (Australio indie rock)
A really good collection of music from the Australian group here. I would have said I “surprisingly liked” their 2018 album For Now, but this is an album I absolutely embraced. It’s also an album I’d somewhat forgotten about until I did relistening at the end of the year. It won my Album of the Week back in July when it was released, but it largely didn’t feature in my thought process for the end of the year until I realised what a concentration of great tracks it has. Criminals, Round & Around, and title track The Glow are great pieces of enjoyable pop rock, infused with just enough aggression and drive to give them an edge.
My personal favourite track though is Never Before, which swoops upwards with an almost ethereal, psych-channeling vocal line, still while bringing the crunchy guitars and driving beat underneath to move it forward. But there’s a lot that’s good on this album, and while this might not canonically fit the definition of “a Jason Wilson”, it’s also an album which feels like it becomes more than the sum of its parts.
Recommended Track: Never Before
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Every 7th question of that huge ask meme :D
Hooo boy here we go. I’m gonna pop this behind a read more cause holy fuck it’s long. Apparently almost 2500 words all up
7 - Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality:
My zodiac is Capricorn. A google tells me that supposedly, Capricorn’s are ambitious, conservative, determined, practical and helpful. I would say I am approximately 2-3.5 of those things at any one time. Given that the average would be slightly above 2.5, I would say it fits me well enough :P
14 - Do you wear contacts/glasses?
No vision correction for me, I have perfect eyesight. Well, so much as ‘perfect eyesight’ is defined for a person. My visual acuity is above the average healthy human eyes.
21 - What’s your sexual orientation?
Heteroromantic. Demisexual.
28 - Where are you from?
Born and raised in Sydney. Lived my entire life in the same city. I’ve travelled a bit and would love to live elsewhere (I don’t count my brief occupancy in the Hunter Valley as living there)
35 - Say 3 facts about your personality:
Oh fuck.... I tend to be quite disparaging of myself, as evidenced by the fact that I couldn’t think of a single thing upon reading this question. Otherwise... I’m a very closed person? I guess? I don’t open up easily, so it’s really nice when I find someone who I can click with immediately. I especially enjoy the company of people who like ot talk a lot, since I really don’t talk that much. I love listening to people’s voices. Finally... God I don’t know. I don’t analyse my own personality that often. Generally it’s other people who are looking at that. I’m just me. That is who I am. I’m not going to change who I am to fit someone else’s expectations. I have to do what is right for me.
42 - What you want to be when you “get older”
The simplest answer is happy. I want to not have to rely on medication to maintain a semblance of reality. I want to share my life with someone who wants to share theirs with me. I want to travel to places I’ve never been, just to see the beautiful things in the world. I want to not have to worry about working just to maintain a decent level of living. I want to fall asleep every night holding someone I love.
I just want to be happy. I have no other lasting aspirations
49 - Do you have any phobias?
Falling. I’m absolutely terrified by it. Heights don’t bother me in the slightest, but falling, especially free-falling, panics me beyond anything I’ve ever experienced. I find abseiling quite terrifying if I don’t trust the mounting point, something usually only earnt through pushing through it once. When rock-climbing, I can’t stand to be belayed by someone I don’t trust. If I’m bouldering, despite the mere like, 2m drop, I’ll downclimb to at least half way if I have the strength to so I don’t have to jump down. I hate falling. There are only 2 nightmares that have ever stuck with me for more then a few days, and 1 of them is falling. I just can’t do it.
56 - What are three things most people don’t know about you?
Fuck I don’t know. I overshare a bunch a lot of the time. But there are still loads of things I don’t tell people, generally because I don’t see them as worth telling. My story isn’t that interesting, I haven’t done anything marvelous. I’m just... an average person. I have mental health problems. I fall on the ASD spectrum. I have severe body image issues. I have an incredibly high lung capacity, but incredibly bad oxygen transmission. I’ve technically died. I started school early, and was offered the ability to skip grades (Never did, glad of that), as I’d begun to work on early high school level materials in year 2 and 3. I miss my old baritone voice, when I had a range of almost 3 octaves. I’m completely right side dominant, hand, foot, and eye. Stuff, I guess.
63 - A quote you try to live by:
I can never remember quotes. Their essence stays in my head, but never what the actual quote is. Honeslty, while cheesy and obviously influenced by my upbringing, the one that comes to mind most is “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you”. Yup, nice and churchy. But in seriousness, it’s a good maxim to live by. Everyone deserves politeness and respect until they’ve lost that priviledge.
70 - What is your favorite thing to do?
Another hard one. You truly have bombarded me. In the end, I think it’s play games WITH friends. Oh sure, sometimes I can’t stand being around people. Sometimes I want to play alone. But noting beats playing with friends, achieving progress side by side. It’s... immensely satisfying to me
77 - What is your least favorite word?
Cuckold...
84 - What’s your favourite scent? And on the opposite sex?
Fucked if I know. Scent’s are scents, and my nose is not terribly discerning. I like a lot of flowers or fruit scents. There are some lovely spices. Scents to me are defined as ‘this smells nice’ or ‘this smells bad’. If I had to pick something... Lavendar. It’s simple, but lovely.
91 - Say 2 facts about your favorite things:
I love music, but I tend not to like rap - I like my melody too much. Roleplaying Games - I love to put on another person’s skin, to slide into another persona.
98 - The best and the worst childhood memories:
Look, I don’t remember much of my childhood. I don’t remember much of anything at all really. I purge a lot of my memories because I find it easier to live that way. I can pull up fragments of absolutely random stuff, but I couldn’t tell you where I learnt it. What I can dredge up says my favourite is one of my teachers. Ms Werner, back in primary. She was a wonderful teacher, and my the world would be improved if there were more people like her. I think the worst would have to be when I realised I had to cut off contact with a very long time friend of mine. We’d known each other for.... I want to say at least 10 years, of which 6 of them were as very close friends. He became someone I didn’t want to associate my life with. Someone I wouldn’t have been surprised if I read their name in an obituary report of some police activity.
105 - Top three places to visit:
Italy, duh. I’ve said so many times before. I would also love to go to Greece again, becasue I would love to meet you in person. Finally, Finland, because I’ve heard wonderful things about it
112 - If your best friend died, what would you do?
Be sad. Attend their funeral. Drink. Forget some. Live on. Be surprised that I’m the one attending theirs and them not attending mine.
119 - Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Yes, my last ex was older then me by a bit over a year. I’m also assuming family doesn’t count for this question.
126 - Based on past relationships or crushes, describe your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend:
Oh ooft. Well, uniformly my crushes have been on people shorter than me, because I think they’re cute. I’ve always preferred longer hair. They’d have to have a nice voice, that is paramount - I remember one girl who is an incredibly interesting person who I loved to talk to and almost developed a crush on many times online, but lost any interest the moment we spoke again in person because her voice just slightly grated on me. In personality? Kind, caring, accepting, loyal. Someone who desires physical contact as much as I do.
133 - Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yeah, but you already know that. I told you whilst I was drunk
140 - Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
Absolutely. I mean, ignoring the fact that this could potentially mean any crying caused by someone else, and only related to those caused because of relationships, I have cried severely over them. I lost my voice for 2 days after my last break up from screaming out into the void
147 - Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
No. There are lines I will not cross.
154 - What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
I’d just really like a hug you know? I’m a closed person, and have always had trouble initiating hugs - I’m not good at judging when other people want physical contact. I’m always happy to recieve a hug, I just don’t give them out very often.
163 - Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Yes. What a despicable question.
170 - Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes. It’s... not an experience I ever wish to repeat, nor is it something I will ever forgive lightly agian.
Realised I got off track on numbers. Leaving those answers though
161 - Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
Not that I’m aware of. Would be thoroughly confused if there were though.
168 - The last time you felt jealous, and why?
Near the end of my last relationship. Don’t particularly want to go into detail about it. It involved violations of boundaries.
175 - A description of the person you dislike the most:
I don’t really dislike anyone that much? If I dislike someone, I forget about them. I remember a tall, gangly, greasy black haired mediterranean boy in high school who I despised because he was a bully, and would frequently bully me whenever we got on the train because he happened to get on/off at the same stop or nearby. But I couldn’t tell you any more about him.
182 - What kind of music you like?
Lots! Catchy tunes, glorious symphonies, orchestral works, It’s probably easier to list things I don’t typically like, which are screamo and rap, for typical genres.
189 - A book you want to read/have recently read:
I recently read George Orwell’s 1984. I went to a stage performance of it with a friend of mine and it really captured my mind, so I thought I’d read it to compare. The stage show was much more appropriate to our modern era, but the book still has really interesting concepts in it. Having experienced both though, and were I to only choose one to recommend or re-visit, I would definitely pick the stage production
196 - You’re given $10,000…under one condition: you cannot keep the money for yourself. Who would you give it to?
Easy, Jake. He’d split it with me and buy himself some nice stuff as well. Maybe my parents though, if I weren’t in a personal spending mood
203 - What the last party you went to was… and when the next will be���
God I don’t know. I don’t do parties much. A birthday late last year I think? Oh, Post Concert Parties count I guess? Though that’s generally just meeting at a pub and eating some food, getting a drink, and chatting about stuff after final performance. Next one... I guess i’m going on a trip with some mates later this month, which will probably involve at least a little bit of partying. Should be fun
210 - What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Nothing, my time is my own at the moment! Possibly sleeping, but it is still early. There are productive things I could be doing I guess - I need to clean a bit of the house, or do up a resume, or do some physical activity - but it’s late, i’m occupied with other things, and I’ll probably go to sleep soon. I’d prefer to stay in bed
217 - Do you believe in fate/destiny?
I believe in chance. I’d like fate or destiny to be a thing, even though that means our lives are pre-determined in at least some fashion or other, but honestly.... A set purpose would be nice
224 - How important you think education is?
As important as you make it. A basic education is invaluable. Higher education is... less useful, and shouldn’t be forced on anyone, but should always be offered
231 - Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance:
Oh fuck. Um. Here’s something I wrote long ago, I had to go find it, since i’d forgotten how it goes. I was pretty angry at the time - the man who killed my uncle was cleared of all charges. It’s dramatic and over-the-top and in no way actually representative of anything, but it rhymes nicely
And the fire burns deep insideAs the witness sees the liesThe traitors tongueHis falsehoods sungThe sordid crimes which he deniesThe jury stands, decision madeWhile the chatter of the crowd does fadeThe man who sawNow sees the lawAs nothing more than a false charade“The man goes free” the jury declaresFree to escape back to his lairsHis crimes ignoredEscapes the cordIt seems the world doesn’t really care
238 - What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
Boy oh boy could I talk about this one! I don’t want to though. In summary - my university choirs, because of my ex.
245 - What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
I can’t really think of something I’d be embarassed about. I guess ask for more hugs would apply though, since it’s something i’d feel weirdly guilty about.
252 - Do you hate anyone?
Yes. Dislike is different from hate. I will not go into detail about this.
259 - Do you care if people talk badly about you?
A little bit, yeah. I don’t really like it when people are dissapointed in me, or label me with things I’m not, or assume my actions or what I say are negative. It’s worse especially when people are vehement about it and don’t try to explain what they’re feeling or actually think about it and why.
266 - Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
Oh yes. I can’t remember her name though. She was a princess in some novel, and was descendant partially from dryads. It’d be nice to find that book again, that would be some nostalgia
And that’s everything! So many questions!!! Good fun though :D
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