#gus horvat

[crow-talks-hockey]

end of season opinionated rankings of nhl teams

so i'm now completely settled into being a fan, ofc there's still more to learn about all teams, but it's nearing the end of the season so i wanted to do this again for funsies and give explanations this time :3

colorado avalanche- my family team, overall i love them the most and i'm the most attached to them idk why necessarily

pittsburgh penguins- oh boy did this team grow on me, mostly because of my good friend @beagss , i've learned to love them very dearly but i also have no clue how it happened lol

carolina hurricanes- this team is just fun and generally good, i'd be okay if they didn't make it too far unlike with the pens or the avs but it's still great seeing them succeed cos i really like the team and j think they're super underrated

seattle kraken- my family's secondary team+ they have burky so i can't not like them, and their vibe is immaculate too. i also have grown to like many of their players such as matty or geekie or mccann

minnesota wild- i like their players and they have flower, which is nice to see him on a team i generally like. i don't like them when it comes to being division rivals with the avs, but out of all teams in our division i like them the most and can tolerate them cos they're cool

calgary flames- they have good vibes honestly, idk about most the players but they have naz now so i have a soft spot for them. they're chill with me i guess :)

edmonton oilers- this one's weird because they're a team i'd say i love to hate when it comes to playing them, but i also want them to succeed?? like, i like their players and mcdavid and drai deserve a cup at this point tbh. they seem alright, very middle of the road as far as how i feel about them because it tends to shift day to day for me.

vancouver canucks- some people i follow like them a lot and they seem pretty cool, i want them to do well. i also like their players and overall i feel like they deserve to be treated better lol, they really got to me after the horvat trade and the bruce situation.

new jersey devils- i love so many players on this team ngl. it's nice to see them doing well this season given their less than great past. also my good mutual @toothlessdudebros is a big fan, so how could i possibly hate them?

buffalo sabres- another team i just want to do well, especially with the players they have. another huge reason? josty. that's it. just jost lol. (miss you king)

toronto maple leafs- oh you guessed it. i want them to make it past the first round, i feel bad at this point. they have a great group of guys that i've come to like quite a lot. as much as i like to poke fun at leafs fans, it does have to suck and i know the feeling

ottawa senators- they have a bright future i think, i like brady tkachuk and a few other guys there so i'm rooting for them a bit.

tampa bay lightning- another team i love to hate. i like their players, but playing against them is the worsttttt and it makes me wish florida would sink into the ocean forever lmao. you have to respect the back to back runs thiugh, definitely what i've looked to as a hopeful avs fan. there's some things that really annoy me about them, but i'm more lenient to say i'm okay with them than not.

arizona coyotes- idk about y'all tbh, i am aware of your existence but like are you really there??? if ykwim. i had some guys i liked there but they all got traded lol. most mid team ever, also what on earth is that arena???

washington capitals- you guys have some players i like, especially in kuemper (miss you) so you're alright. idk about ovi, also the old pens vs caps rivalry has made me less than lenient to be alright with y'all' lol. still have a legend there tho, so i gotta respect it a little bit.

new york islanders- bad cos of the rivalry(?) with the pens, but i like barzal and now beau is there so it's alright. some people i follow like them, so they're just okay

florida panthers- matthew tkachuk. that's the reason i like you. and i guess barkov is ok too. but honestly who *really* likes florida anyway? bring my boy ratthew back to calgary. please.

winnipeg jets- morrissey is cool? also jesse from bardown likes you guys and he's cool so you're alright with me. other than that? not much to say lol

anaheim ducks- should have kept the purple and teal jerseys smh. bring them back. do it. i dare you. other than that there isn't much to say since they've just been bad lol. i like zegras tho :))

columbus blue jackets- who the hell places an nhl team in ohio? i always forget you exist i'm not gonna lie. i'd be okay if you guys got bedard i guess???

san jose sharks- why are there three californian teams, it's worse than florida lmao ':] karlsson is your only redeeming factor.

chicago blackhawks- i... don't like y'all? idk the vibe just isn't right. being bad also just doesn't help the situation of me not liking you, sorry blackhawks fans. the avs have the superior toews anyway.

detroit red wings- old avs rivalry instinct says not to like y'all. larkin is the one redeeming thing, but being located in detroit might as well cancel it out

montreal canadiens- i know lots of people sympathize with you but.. idk i can't. i like lots of the players but, the vibe is so meh that i can't really bring myself to care :/

la kings- again, why three californian teams??? doughty and fiala are alright, but in the end i think i'm still salty over some avs and pens and canes losses lol

new york rangers- your fanbase gives off the complete wrong vibes for a team that hasn't won a cup in a hot minute. i know there's some good rangers fans out there, but man the view i have is so skewed from seeing bad fans. please prove me wrong. i like some players tho, if that's anything :>

dallas stars- weird. goofy. but in a bad way? idk how to feel about you guys... but i don't get the best vibes, also the avs and stars are division rivals and that doesn't help it at all lol

nashville predators- playoff hatred leftover from last year+ the duchene betrayal and karma *reassuring thumbs up* :)

boston bruins- shared family dislike. how are y'all so good? criminal. terrifying. gotta respect it... but i simply don't wanna <333 if it's anything's, i hate you less than i did at the start of the season.

philadelphia flyers- pennsylvania rivalry=bad. also youre vibes are just so.... off. i also am not a john tortorella fan

saint louis blues- i could write an ESSAY on why i despise y'all. the fanbase vibes are all off and your only redeeming quality is in kyrou but that is way overshadowed by how much i hate b*nnington with a burning passion.

las vegas golden knights- tbh idk why i hate y'all so much, i just do. i simply loathe y'all. always have, probably always will. sorry but not sorry

[dogsandnhlers]

Capiche?!

[podgoalzin]

[gustavlindstrom]

via gus horvat’s ig story

[washyourdamnhands]

Bo staying sharp with a little help from Gus

via Gus’ ig story May 30, 2020

[brockachu]

alfie is coming for gus’s brand. who’s gonna be the frenchie king of van??

[laurastacey]

[seguinshands]

The Best Things Come In French Bulldog Sized Packages

Pairing: Bo Horvat x Reader

Word Count: 1357

Warnings: Swearing, suggestive comment(ish), fear of dogs

Summary: Bo gets Gus without talking to the reader about it first. Lucky her, he gets the one animal that she is deathly afraid of.

Reader’s POV

“Bo, what did you do?” I shrieked, backing back up into the door, horrified.

Bo was sitting at the table, in his normal around the house attire, boxers and a hoodie. He was grinning, reaching down to pet the-the-

“I just got a dog. Surprise!” He grinned, clearly happy with himself. The french bulldog in his lap grunted, wriggling in an attempt to get off his lap.

Swallowing down my panic, I took a shaky step forward. “I really wish you would’ve talked to me about this first,” I squeaked out, eyeing the canine wearily. He seemed to be minding his own business… for now.

My boyfriend frowned. “What’s the matter? Do you not like him? I can’t take him back to the shelter, I just thought that maybe since we’ve been living together for two years now and the house feels empty when I’m gone or whatever it is you say... Y/N?” At this point, I was backed up into the living room. To my chagrin, he followed, dog in his arms. “Seriously, what’s the matter? I get it if you don’t like him, but you seem scared.” No shit, Sherlock.

Dancing around the couch to be as far away from him as possible, I locked eyes with Bo. “Please don’t bring him near me,” I rushed out in one breath, trying to keep my shaking down to a minimum.

Rolling his eyes, he set the dog down. I was too frozen to make a run for it. “Go ahead, Gus. Go over by your mama.”

And then, like the dog actually knew what Bo was saying, he turned and started coming towards me. I didn’t know what else to do. He was advancing, and I was cornered, and who’s saying that he won’t attack me?

Gus sneezed, but the quick movement startled me and I burst into tears. Bo finally swept in, picking the dog up and taking him outside before he could terrorize me any longer. When he came back, I was sitting on the floor hugging my knees to my chest, sniffling.

I heard him sigh before he sat criss cross in front of me, taking hold of my hands gently. “Baby, what’s wrong?” His voice sounded so concerned, so confused, so worried, and it nearly broke me.

Looking up at him through teary eyes, I whispered, “Promise you won’t laugh or make fun of me?”

Raising my hand to press a kiss to the back of it, he responded, “Of course.”

Hiccuping as I tried to recover from crying, I confessed, “I-I’ve been afraid of dogs since I was eight. My best friend was involved in an accident where two dogs hurt her really badly.” I wiped my face before returning my hand to his. “And I know that it’s irrational and sometimes I want to love dogs so much, but I just… I just can’t get past it.”

Expecting a scoff of disbelief or amusement, I squeaked in surprise when he leaned forward to wrap his arms tightly around me. “Oh, baby, I’m so sorry. I would never have gotten him if I knew that you would react this way. I just wanted to do something nice is all. I can ask my mom if she’ll take him in?” Not answering, I slipped my arms around his shoulders, pulling myself into his lap, nose nuzzled against his collarbone as he traced circles at my hip. “I hate seeing you like this, baby.” He kissed the side of my head, tender as ever. “And I don’t wanna push you, but… Could you please just meet him? I-I grew attached, and I wanna keep him.”

I leaned back to survey his face. Guilt was written in the dip of the frown at the corners of his mouth, clenched state of his jaw, but most of all in his eyes. Biting my lip, I thought it over. Finally, I nodded. “Okay, okay. I’ll give him a chance.” I stood before I had the time to change my mind. “But if I die, I’m never speaking to you again.”

This time, Bo did laugh, prompting a light smack from me against his shoulder. “What? That dog won’t do anything to you, I promise. If he makes a move, I’ll intervene before he hits any serious arteries.”

“Gee, thanks, babe,” I grumbled, shaking my hands in an attempt at calming my nerves.

Without making a huge deal of it, Bo took my hand in his, squeezing gently. “C’mon. He should be out here.” He led me outside, clearly noticing but not commenting on how I took smaller and smaller steps as we went on, dread starting to build in my stomach.

I never should’ve agreed to this, because if I say no now, he’ll never forgive me for it. He’ll hold it against me. I should’ve just said no at the beginning and it would’ve all been just fine.

Gus came running towards us when Bo whistled for him. Seeing the dog coming at full speed, I stepped slightly behind Bo, hoping he wouldn’t notice. He was too busy leaning down to scratch the dog behind the ears to pay attention to me, though. As I stood there, shifting feet and taking longing glances at the front door, Bo looked up and smiled at me. “C’mon down.”

Taking a deep breath, because honestly meeting a dog shouldn’t even be all that hard, I knelt beside Bo. Gus turned to me, nose twitching as he sniffed around me. I sat still as a statue, barely breathing. Bo leaned towards me. “Relax. And breathe. I’m right here, okay?”

Nodding tentatively, I reached for the dog. He made a jerky movement toward my hand and I recoiled, nearly landing on my ass. Bo looked over, slightly amused now. “He’s just trying to smell you. Here.” His hand grabbed mine again and, before I had time to panic, led it over to Gus.

I was frozen there, hand out with Bo’s fingers around my wrist, legs poised to spring backwards if Gus decided that he would rather have a snack than a belly rub.

But Gus simply walked up, sniffed at my hand and… and licked it. I blinked. Well, he could just be getting a sample of what I taste like or… “He likes you,” Bo grinned, free arm circling me.

The little dog stared up at me, eyes curious, but eager. Slowly, I felt the fear start to change into a different emotion, but I couldn’t quite tell what it was yet.

I stiffened again when Gus plopped into my lap, but he simply rolled around, panting, seeking belly rubs, probably. Remembering that I had read somewhere that the action was a sign of trust, I allowed myself a small smile.

“Ha! Okay, we’re keeping him.”

I looked over at Bo, who was smiling triumphantly. When I took my hands away from him, Gus bolted into the yard. “Hey, don’t act like it was all you. It was the dog,” I teased. “I can’t believe he liked me so much right off the bat,” I added, still a bit in awe.

Bo pouted at me. “You didn’t get that excited when I licked you the first time.”

Shooting him a look, I shoved his arm off. “I’m going inside.”

“No, wait, I’m sorry, that was uncalled for.”

I blinked down at him before ruffling his hair. “I actually have to pee, but I appreciate your concern.”

Bo laughed and turned his head to kiss my palm. “I’m glad you like him. Now you won’t be alone when I’m not home. Gus will protect you.”

I snorted. “Right. Like Gus will actually do anything to protect me.” I looked pointedly to where he was chasing a butterfly, but it was clear even when he jumped for it that he was being gentle.

Bo stood, pressing his lips to my forehead. “C’mon, let’s head inside. Gus can run around for a bit longer.” Nodding, I led him in, his hand in mine as I thought about how lucky I was to have him to push me through my fears.

[hockeyandstuff91]

LMAOOOO!!!!!!!!! omg I cant xD These are both the same picture! There is no way that you tell me otherwise 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂🤣

[incorrectvancouvercanucksquotes]

Bo Horvat: What are you doing?

Jake Virtanen: Science.

Bo Horvat: Feeding Gus random things for fun isn't science.

Jake Virtanen: If you already knew what I was doing why did you ask?

[podgoalzin]

gus.frenchie_'s ig story [July 1, 2020]

[gustavlindstrom]

gus horvat!!!!!

[lovenhlboys]

From a Distance (E.Pettersson x Reader)

Chapter 5

Masterlist

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A/N: I have finally graduated!! now I have time so I can work on this until its finished, and trust me, it won't take too long, I'll release the other chapters on a faster, more regular basis since I don't have much else to do, and cause I've had the plan and ideas for the rest of this story for so long. I thank you for your patience with me and I hope y'all love it!! And as always Ash is my savior and I love her @imagines-r-s

change in POV is signalized by:

Y/N= regular ELIAS= italics

(any other info is on the masterlist)

Warnings: cursing, Mentions of Psych, baby & baby talk, loving of dogs, goalie being essentially psychic

Words: 3.3k

Summary: some reflecting on prior events happens.

Well, it has been quite the day for you. You never would have thought anything like this could have happened. “Freaking out” isn’t strong enough to describe your current state. You need to talk to someone, god you’re so happy right now. So you call Quinn.

“Hey, Quinny!”

“Sup Y/N/N?” he answers

“I’m picking up from work, and I'm about to head home, where you will be there too, with a bottle of our favorite wine and some take-out.”

“Got it, something important happened?”

“Yeah, you could say that.” you still couldn't stop smiling.

“Ok how important, expensive wine or REALLY expensive wine?”

“Uhhh in between,” you decided.

“Ahhh ok, can't wait. See you there, bye!!”

“Bye, Huggy”

You finish packing up and text Brock to tell him that you and Quinn are having a wine night, to make sure he knows to be somewhere else.

As you’re walking out, you call Holly.

“Hey, Babe!”

“Howdy!”

“God I always forget you interned in Dallas,” she says laughing.

“You pick that shit up quickly, I’m telling you. even the Fins were saying 'y'all'"

“So what’s up?” She asks.

“Are you free tonight, cause I have some very big news so it’s a wine night.”

“Umm, let me see if Bo wants to have the guys over and watch Gunnar” you hear her call her husband and ask him. “He said sure!”

“Okie Dokie! Text Quinn that you’re coming too, so he knows to get your usual from the take-out place” you tell her.

“Will do, and Y/N/N?" she says before you hang up.

“Yep?”

“Do you want me to grab ice cream?” She asks, already knowing your answer.

“Of course!”

“Ok, see you there” she hangs up.

You drive home jamming out to your music, as everyone should. You still can’t believe what happened today. It feels like it happened last week but it also feels like you never left that break room. Hopefully, Elias won’t mind that you’re telling Quinn and Holly. As long as you tell them not to say anything to the other guys, all should be well.

Once you get home, the dogs greet you at the door, “Oh hi! Hi sweeties! Oh yes, yes hi Coolieee, oh you’re such a cutie,” you drop your bags and get down on your knees to get on their level. When you get on your knees, Milo knows it means you want him to hug you, so he hops up and puts his paws on your shoulders. “Hi, hi, hi, oh thank you for the hugs. Oh yes auntie loves you soooooo much mmwwaaa”

Quinn is there and has everything set up and ready to go, so you change into your sweats and grab your blanket, and sit next to Quinn on the couch, grabbing your glass of wine and food before you sit down. Now you just have to wait for Holly

“Sooo, what’s the news?” Quinn asks you.

“Holly isn’t here yet, we have to wait.”

”Oh so it’s that good?” He raises his eyebrows.

“What do you mean?” You question, taking a sip of your wine.

“Well, when the news isn’t that important you usually don’t care if she hears it after me, or I hear it after her. But when it’s super important news, you have the other one wait.”

“Hmm, well then yeah. It’s pretty fuckin’ great, I don’t think I’ve stopped smiling for like 5 hours.”

Just then Holly comes in the door with Gus under one arm and a grocery bag full of ice cream in her other hand, “hi puppies, yes I have your friend with me”

“Oh! Hi Burton!!” You say with your puppy voice.

“Ok, why do you call him Burton? I never understood that.”

“It’s from one of my favorite shows!” You exclaim

“Y/N/N I don’t know if you know this but you, your brother, and Quinn all have like 50 “favorite TV shows” I’m gonna need you to say more than that,” she says to you as she grabs her food from the counter, and heads to the couch. She sits on the side of you not occupied by Quinn.

“Ok, rude,” Quinn sassed.

“It’s from Psych. One of the main characters is called Gus, but his first name is Burton, and the police chief and one of the detectives calls him by his full name which is Burton Guster, so there.”

“Got it.”

“Ok, Holly no more distractions,” Quinn starts, sticking his tongue out at her, she returns the gesture. “So what’s the important news?”

“Oh, you didn’t tell him yet! So it’s really important!” she says.

“Hmm, I guess I do do that,” you realize, “I would actually like you guys to guess” you take a bite of your food, smugly. Knowing neither of them would even have an idea of what to guess.

“Hmmm,” Quinn hums, he looks like he has a mischievous grin “does it have to do with a certain Swede?”

“Wha-“ you choke on your bite of food, Quinn is giggling at your reaction, “the fuck? How’d you know that?”

“Well umm, a certain brother of yours may have asked me if he should do that plan.”

“Why would you do that?’ you whined, upset at your friends for teaming up on you. You couldn’t imagine what you would’ve done if that plan didn’t work out the way it did today.

“Did it work?” He asked with a grin.

“That’s not the point, asshole!”

“See but it worked! He doesn’t hate you anymore, now you can flirt your ass off and make him see you as more than a friend” he tells you.

You laugh, he has no idea what happened in that break room.

“Ok, I’m out of the loop here, what happened?” Holly interjects

“Ok, well my idiot brother and apparently my asshole best friend came up with this plan-“

“Actually Marky and Thatch knew about it too,” he stops you from interrupting, “AND, to be fair, you can’t blame Brock for going to us. I mean I’m your best friend, and the goalies are just good at planning and doing crazy things”

“WELL. Those dicks that I call my closest friends and family, decided it was a good idea to lock me in one of the Canucks break rooms with Elias fucking Pettersson because he hated me and they wanted us to get along”

Holly starts laughing, “oh my god, they did not” she continues to laugh and Quinn joins her. You roll your eyes at them both.

“Yes, they did. I was not a happy camper. But it worked out and he doesn’t hate me.”

“See, I knew it would work! And like I said, now you can work your moves and get him to like you as more than just a friend.” He grins again.

You grin “Oh, also that’s the other part.” You take a long sip of your wine, both Holly and Quinn stared at you wide-eyed, waiting for you to finish, “turns out he’s a great kisser”

“I’m sorry,” Quinn said softly, he took a breath “WHAT?”

“Yeah, would you like more details?”

“Fucking- yeah,” they said simultaneously.

You went on to explain the events that happened in that incredible breakroom

“How the fuck did he keep that a secret, and why?” Quinn exclaimed, clearly confused that he didn't know something so big about who he considers one of his best friends.

“I don't know, but both of you have to absolutely promise me that you won't tell literally anyone else, ok? Not Bo, not Brock, not Demer, Stech, Marky, nobody!”

“Yeah, yeah that's fine,” Holly said, waving her hand in dismissal, wanting to get past that and know more. “So how do you feel?”

“Like the luckiest girl in the world,” you said while giggling with a big smile.

“Y/N/N. I’m so happy for you.” Quinn says with a genuine smile.”

“Ok, enough about me. How were your days?”

“Not as interesting as yours, but Gunnar and I spent the whole day out and about with Bo, and now I’m having a great wine night with you guys so it’s been a pretty amazing day.”

“Yeah, well I spent the whole day waiting for Y/N to come to kill me cause I thought she’d find out I had something to do with that whole situation,” Quinn says.

“Well let me just tell you, Hughes, if it hadn’t ended up the way it did, I may have had a few words for you.”

“I know, that’s why I was panicking the whole day”

“OH MY GOD” Holly shouted as she looked at her phone

“What, what’s wrong?” You ask

“Umm, you are going to LOVE this shit, Y/N/N”

She thrusts her phone in your face. When you look down you see a picture of Elias holding Gunnar, with a toy you hadn’t seen before. Elias looks so happy, looking down at the baby Horvat. Then there’s another alert on Holly's phone, “ohmygod,” you mumble. The alert is another text from Bo, it’s a video this time. You press play. In the video Elias is playing with Gunnar, using a high-pitched baby voice “oh yes you love your new toy that the best uncle in the world got you! Yes, you do cause I’m your very favorite, yes I am. You are just so cute, so lucky you got your looks from your mama, yes you are.”

From behind the camera, you can hear Bo, “Hey, have you looked at him, he looks just like me”

“Daddy is crazy, isn’t he? Yeaaaaah” Elias says to the boy.

The video ends and you see what text Bo had sent along with the picture and video

Bowie 💙: Yes, he got him ANOTHER toy. If he keeps this up, we’re gonna need a bigger house just for the toys lias gets him

“This boy is going to be the death of me I swear to god,” you say, handing the phone to Quinn, and placing your head in your hand. That video was literally the cutest thing you’ve seen in about 5 years.

You continue to talk, you end up explaining what Elias had told you about not doing anything else yet, and what he had said regarding that. You all finish eating and eventually decide on watching some ’how i met your mother’.

After they leave, you spend the rest of the night replaying the events from the break room in your head. Imagining what will eventually happen with you two. You truly can’t believe it. You’ve never felt this way about anyone and you’ve only known he likes you for about 12 hours. Elias Pettersson is going to be a special, if not the most special person in your life. So you pull out your notebook and a pen that you always keep next to your bed and you write your thoughts down.

First, you write the date at the top then skip 2 lines

Elias Pettersson, I think I love you. I know it’s too early to say and we’ve only had one day together, but I need to write this down.

It looks ridiculous and cheesy now that I’m reading it but if my gut is right, which it normally is, I just had to write it down. I had to tell you. If not in real life, at least just in this notebook. As cliche as it sounds, maybe I can show you it one day. I mean I do love myself a hallmark movie, so maybe this can be like one of those.

You sign it at the bottom, close your notebook, and place it back in your drawer.

You’re such a hopeless romantic and you kinda want to make fun of yourself, like you would do if you found out any of the guys did this kind of thing. ( And if you’re being honest, you wouldn’t be surprised if your own brother would do something like this. Your parents kind of instilled a love of romcoms in you guys at a young age.)

So once your thoughts have settled, you close your eyes and drift off to sleep.

Elias’s night wasn’t that much different. He arrived at the Horvat residence with some snacks for the boys, and a new toy for Gunnar, as always. Every time he sees one he knows Gunnar will like, he buys it...it’s a problem.

“Petey!!” Stech shouts as he gets up to grab the snacks from him.

“So how was your daaaaay” Thatcher asks from the couch.

“I’m sure Brock has inform you of how my day went”

“‘Inform’ us he has. But OUR plan is what caused this. WE worked very hard on it” Thatcher says, chuckling.

“Wait, who all knew about it??”

“I didn’t!” Bo shouts from the kitchen!

“And neither did this little boy, he would never betray me,” Elias says, grabbing Gunnar from Brock on the couch and carrying him into the kitchen, the other guys follow. “And guess what Gunnar!!! I got you another toy, cause I’m the best uncle you have, yes I am.”

“Another toy Lias?? Really, I’m going to need to make a whole mother room for all of the toys you get him if you don’t stop”

“But why would I ever stop when he is the best boy ever! He deserves the world, yes he does,” Elias says, looking at Gunnar the whole time.

“Ok, now it’s time for him to have dinner,” Bo says, grabbing Gunnar from Elias.

“So… all of you knew?”

Stech, Brock, Demer, and Marky all nodded, with a guilty look.

“What about you? Elias said, looking at Nils. Nils looked guilty and nodded slowly “my own son? Really Hogs?”

“I’m sorry, I just wants to help you!!”

“We all just ‘wants’ to help you, Petey!” Marky said, mocking the youngest Swede’s mistake. All of them would do that to both of them, make fun of them when they messed up, they just wanted to help them, it’s all in good fun.

“Ok, I know but what if it didn’t work, what would you guys have done?”

“Elias my dear, the point is that it did work. And now Brock won’t have an aneurysm every time you and Y/N/N are in the same room together” Troy says, placing his arm around Elias’s shoulder.

“Yeah Petey, all we wanted was for you to like her as much as we do!” Thatcher said.

“Ok, I never hated her, I just-”, he paused trying to come up with what he was going to say next, “I don’t socialize well, it’s hard for me to talk to people, ok?”

“Which is exactly why we did this. Y/C/N/N is a sweet girl, we just needed to give you both a push since you’re essentially the same person” Marky said.

“LITERALLY” Brock shouted, “ I swear, the more and more I hang out with you, Petey, the more I realize you and my sister are the same. Like sure, she and Quinny are best friends. And like they’re both similar like they’re both shy, awkward, nice, and stuff but you two have the same humor, need for attention, sassy bite, etcétéra etcétéra.”

“Oh my god, you’re totally right! And their fake self confident-ness thingy!!” The other guys shouted assorted affirmations to Nils’s comment.

“What do you mean ‘fake self-confidence thing’?” Elias was confused.

“Both of you do a something where you say stuffs like “well I’m hot, so..” or “cause I’m the best” and my favorite “because the people likes me better than you” but neither of you feel that way far down. You both just like to act like you more confident than you are really.”

“Damn, he called you two out, and he’s so right” Bo chimed in with a chuckle. “Ok, well now that he’s done eating, Marky, can you and the baby Swede go out and pick up the pizza?”

“Yes sir, captain sir!” Marky said saluting Bo.

The rest of them talked while they waited for Gunnars stomach to settle.

“Hey Petey, wanna go grab drinks from the store with me,” Thatcher asks.

“I think we’re good actu-“ Bo starts

“Petey” Thatcher insists with a look that says that’s not exactly the reason why he wants Elias to come with him. And he knows better than to say no to a goalie who gives him that look.

“Yep,” he gets up and follows Demer out the door.

They get in the car and that’s when it starts “so,” Thatch says, “how long have you liked her?” He asks.

“I- uh what? What are you talking abou-”

“Oh save it blondy, I have a 6th sense about this shit.”

“Damn goalies. At least Marky doesn’t know,” Elias mumbles under his breath.

“Oh he definitely does, he just hasn’t said anything for some reason” he laughs.

“How do you know he just doesn’t know?”

“Cause I know this shit, bro. He may have even been messing with you since he and Y/N/N are cuddle buddies and shit. Just to get you to make a move or something”

“HE MADE ME DO THE OPPOSITE! I thought they were together for the longest time until she told me TODAY” That made Thatcher laugh, you know, Elias’s pain and suffering is just HILARIOUS.

Once he calmed down he continued to talk, “Ok, well you didn’t tell us the whole story of what happened in there, so spill” he said as they walked into the store.

“We may have talked”

“....bitch that’s not it, keep going”

“And we kissed a little,” Elias said, face turning red.

“That’s my boy!” Thatcher clapped him on the shoulder.

“You're only 3 years older than me”

“And you're only a year older than Nils, who you claim as your ‘son,’ so shhh” he retorted, “so I assume you two talked about it after, actually knowing you two, that may not have happened,” Thatcher said as they checked out.

“Ha ha ha, yes we talked about it Douglas,” Elias said with an eye roll. “I just told her that I can’t do anything till I do something” he said as they got into the car again.

“What’s that “something” you have to do?” The goalie questioned.

“Talk to her older brother that may just kill me if I tell him so, I’m not too pumped about that.”

“Have you forgotten how much Brock loves you? You’re each other’s work husbands, I think if you tell him he’ll be shocked, but he’d be ok with it.”

“But you didn’t hear what Brock had said about his friend chad in high school! He beat him up and cut him out, I don’t want that to happen to me”

“Petey, if you feel as strongly as I think you feel about YNN then I think you have to tell her, or that would be an extreme disservice to you, her, and honestly my mental health, so you have some work to do.” He said as they finally walked into the Horvat house again.

“Yeah, Petey you have to work on some stuff, like your hair!” Brock quipped.

“Shut up, frat boy, not all of us can have a luscious flow like you.” Elias jabbed back, “oh hi, how’s my favorite person here? Is your tummy settled now, can I finally give you your new toy?”

“Yes, you can,” Bo says, handing his child off to the blonde Swede.

Elias took Gunnar down to the floor, where his new toy was, and played with him while talking in his baby voice, at some point Bo took a video and sent it to Holly, and also his insta story. But that’s ok, he loved his little ‘nephew,’ and honestly, his day couldn’t have gone better.

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IMac’s column with Tim Horvat, Bo Horvat’s Dad 🥺

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The hardest day of his life, Bo said, was leaving Gunnar and Holly on July 5 to return to Vancouver for training camp.

“It’s super tough,” Tim Horvat said. “We try and go see Holly as much as we can to support her. Holly is a remarkable mom. It’s not easy looking after a newborn baby and Gus the dog. But I’m so proud of her and how great a mom she is.

“I’ll probably get choked up telling you this. (He did). Cindy and I took Bo to the airport. Cindy and I were out in the garage with Holly’s mom, and we just let Bo say goodbye to Holly and Gunnar. Bo came out to the garage with tears in his eyes. He got in the car, didn’t say nothing, and he just broke down.

“This is the part I think I’m so proud of with Bo: You can’t teach mental toughness. You can’t teach that. When Bo was 12 years old, he left home to pursue his hockey dream. That was the toughest day of my life, taking him to Toronto. And then it comes full circle where Bo has to leave his newborn, and we’re taking him to Toronto again. It was not easy on any of us. He’s pretty good at keeping his emotions bottled up, but when it comes to family, he’s pretty passionate.”

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“I think they’re really tight,” Tim Horvat said. “That’s his family. Away from home, that’s his family. He respects and loves every one of them. I can honestly say, he has never bad-mouthed one player to me. In all the years, he has never said anything negative to me about a teammate. It’s amazing.

“This is so funny,” Tim Horvat said. “After Gunnar was born, I said: ‘Bo, when Gunnar gets older, that kid is going to score goals.’ Bo stops me, he says: ‘Dad, I’m going to tell you right now, Gunnar is going to be like Quinn Hughes – a defenceman who can handle the puck, control everything and do everything.’ I said: ‘OK, I’m good with that.’ Honest to God, that’s what he said.”

✏️: Iain MacIntyre [x]

📸: Bo’s instagram story (Aug. 15, 2020)

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May I offer you a Gus Horvat in these trying times