pendragon as vines (but it’s mostly bobbyspader (what is their ship name?)):
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Gunny, talking about Spader/Bobby: And they were suitemates.
Uncle Press, watching from Solara: Oh my Halla, they were suitemates.
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Press, about Bobby: Ooh, my boy going to save Halla! Fuck it up!
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Gunny, canonically from 1937, pointing at Bobby and Spader cuddling: What the fuck- is this allowed? What the fuck- is that allowed?
Bobby: stahp
Gunny: (realizes something about himself)
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Press: Two bros, chilling on a skimmer, five feet apart, cause they’re not g-
Bobby/Spader: (kiss)
Press: O.O
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Saint Dane: You know, the Travelers can be really aggressive, so it’s important to take all precautions.
Saint Dane, blowing an airhorn in Bobby’s face: Get fucked!
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Bobby, booking it to the flume on Eelong: AHahahahaAAAAAAHHh AAAH ahaaaaaa
Kasha: Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?
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Spader, after a bag of chips falls on his head: Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tor-till-a!
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Aja, driving on Second Earth for the first time: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.
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Mark: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book!
(Courtney hits electric piano chord)
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Loor, to Spader: Hey, I’m lesbian.
Spader: I thought you were Zadaa-ian?
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Bobby, behind the camera: AHHAa!
Spader: AHAH!HGir! Stop, I coulda dropped my craw-sant!
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(Loor watching some deer)
Bobby: ahCHOO
(deer run)
Loor: Oh, nice, Bobby.
Bobby: I sneezed! Oh, I’m not allowed to sneeze?
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Saint Dane, disguised as a police officer: Do you know how fast you were going back there?
Bobby, putting on sunglasses: I would’ve been going faster, officer, but you stopped me!
(Saint Dane dragging Bobby out of the car)
Aja, from the back seat: You goin’ to jail, boy!
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Spader: We’re getting pulled over!
Bobby: Quick! Put these on!
(Bobby and Spader put on camouflage)
Saint Dane, in a slightly worse police officer disguise: License and registrati- WHAT THE-
(Bobby and Spader get out and run away)
Saint Dane, panicking: Who opened that? Devil car! DE-VIL-CAR!
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Bobby, to Spader: I love you bitch!
Spader: wha- oh my god
Bobby: I ain’t never gonna stop lovin’ you. Biiiiitch!
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Spader, doing fucking anything during The Never War:
Bobby: Weoow.
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Aja: I don’t need friends, they disappoint me.
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Post 3 Fictional Characters with your MBTI
@sweetymutant tagged me for this, thank you :)
I’m not used to MBTI classification, so I took the test from https://www.16personalities.com/ and the result is ENFJ.
Protagonist Personality : ENFJ
Protagonists are natural-born leaders, full of passion and charisma. Forming around two percent of the population, they are oftentimes our politicians, our coaches and our teachers, reaching out and inspiring others to achieve and to do good in the world. With a natural confidence that begets influence, Protagonists take a great deal of pride and joy in guiding others to work together to improve themselves and their community.
Professor Charles Xavier - X-Men
Misty - Pokemon
Vincent “Gunny” Van Dyke - Bobby Pendragon
(that’s why Bobby Pendragon should be read by more people : to have better pictures of the characters :P )
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DOES ANONE REMEMBER WHAT GUNNY CALLED BOBBY WHEN HE FIRST SAW HIM ON FIRST EARTH???
he was in his cloral diving suit and gunny called him space cadet or something like that i CANNOT rememebr and i don know where book 3 went
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Courtney:
</b> Anybody under 5'7 can't be talking about fighting anyone. Like, what are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?<p/><b>Dodger:</b> Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.<p/></p>
I wanted to reblog this the original text from @incorrect-pendragon-quotes but I couldn’t figure out how to put in the picture. The original squad meme is by @riddlemd
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