#gulible

[badbirdnews]

She knows that swing-state voters are gullible and easily swayed by promises and empty rhetoric

In a recent campaign spot, Kamala Harris promises swing-state voters that she will be tough on the border. However, what the spot conveniently leaves out is her significant role as the “border czar” during her time in the administration. It’s no wonder they chose to omit this information, considering the fact that under her tenure, Customs and Border Protection has recorded over 20 million illegal-immigrant encounters nationwide, with a staggering 80% of them occurring at the southern border.

While Harris may be trying to appeal to gullible voters by promising to crack down on the border, her past actions and statements tell a different story. In 2019, she publicly criticized the Obama administration for deporting illegal immigrants. This raises questions about the authenticity of her current stance and whether it is merely a political ploy to win votes.

It’s important for voters to consider these facts when evaluating Harris’ promises regarding border security. Actions speak louder than words, and her track record as “border czar” raises concerns about her ability to effectively address the ongoing immigration crisis. Voters deserve transparency and honesty from their elected officials, especially when it comes to such critical issues as national security and immigration.

Paul T., Opinion Journalist and Editor of Bad Bird News

[lasagna-brain]

The last time i believed in Magic was when i thought the SCP fondation was real. Which is concerning for a few reason.

- I'm F*cking gulible (i was 17)

- The lore behind each SCP is so well done that a 17 yo believed in it

- I watch a video on SCP-2521

[choices-ceri]

I know i said I'd be back on Friday but i gotta say my bit.

My formal apologies for my recent shenanigans.

Whoever started the rumour, fvck you and your elbows.

I'm gonna come round your house and steal all your left shoes and break the tips off all your pencils.

However.........

THIRD BOOK THIRD BOOK THIRD BOOK THIRD BOOK THIRD BOOK THIRD BOOK THIRD BOOK THIRD BOOK THIRD BOOK

[bitchfitch]

I realized that now that I'm in the era of honse I can Finally start work on these two without wanting to chew off my fingers.

[evkso]

chen and chanyeol are the only right answers for the prenub

[askaceattorney]

Dear Athena,

No, he’s not a robot.

If you are this stupid to not understand figure of speech, I have to question your position as an attorney at law. I thought you grew up with robots in my research.

- Nahyuta Sahdmadh

[mr-legoman]

Ok but this a fake article. Yeah yeah ha ha Tumblr likes to spread lies. But are people actually falling for it.

imagine simping for capitalism this badly

[ynsvnte]

LOVE ISLAND BRO I HATE AARON

[sleeping-schedules-are-overrated]

[charlesoberonn]

Hey! Your post about cults allowed me to push through my beliefs of JWs and woke me up. Thank you!

Now I know what to do.

That's the most uplifting ask I ever gotten.

Congratulations and all the luck and strength in your deconstruction.

Just be wary, people who escaped one cult are more likely to be taken in by another cult later. It's not because you're more gulible or mentally weak, it's simply a trick of the brain which seeks the path of least resistance. Independence and forging your own identity is hard and coming back to old patterns is easy.

So celebrate, but stay vigilant and keep learning.

And again, congratulations!

[faecaribou]

Mission Impossible Dashboard Simulator

🎮 letmewearamask Follow

Why is it called the Impossible Mission Force if we've succeeded at almost every mission we've done? Impossible mission? More like possible mission

🪈 ihatemi6 Follow

she mission on my impossible til i task force

🎮 letmewearamask Follow

this was an unnecessary addition to my post. i have your IP address.

#im going to tell Bravo Echo 11 what you wrote

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📺 failed_da_field_exam Follow

I can't believe that they decided to tell the public that it was a gas leak. how many gas leaks per month will the public accept??? theyre so gullible smh

⚙️ tiredofthisshit Follow

dude... don't know how to tell you this. it was really a gas leak this time.

📺 failed_da_field_exam Follow

oh my god?! you're joking. well i guess one of them had to be real

⚙️ tiredofthisshit Follow

ha! got you. you're just as gulible as the general public it seems.

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BLOCKED.

📺 failed_da_field_exam Follow

guys can we not reblog this. can we stop reblogging please

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🎯 mycircus-mymonkeys

i hate it here. let me resign.

#officelife #imissbeingafieldagent #workingforkittragefuckingsucks

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📼 BE11-deactivated10112023

Hey guys. I'm new to tumblr. My partner told me to make an account. He also said to tell you guys some stuff about me but that seems like a breach of information.

🎮 letmewearamask Follow

Dude. I promise no one's going to know it's you. You can share something, like, what's a hobby of yours?

📼 BE11-deactivated10112023

i climb things.

🎮 letmewearamask Follow

...no. That's what you do for work.

🎮 letmewearamask Follow

hello? did you just delete your account???

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guys talking to some of my peers and im encountering some strange opinions. just want to clear things up.

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...

🔪 i-fucking-lovefieldwork01 Follow

jeez. reading the tags and some of you need a raise in morale. sure this was the only option that left you alive or free but after a certain amount of years most of you should be allowed to retire to a civilian life. couldn't be me though. i fucking love shooting people.

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🎯 mycircus-mymonkeys

sometimes a workplace rivalry is just as good as a workplace romance

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guys OP let his team leader give real nuclear launch codes to a terrorist. dont follow him

🎯 mycircus-mymonkeys

I can neither confirm nor deny details of any operation without the Secretary's approval.

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you guys will not believe how insane my team is guys. the mask machine broke again and my team leader decided we would just go without masks. does anyone else have this problem?

📡 tango-foxtrot32

omg yes!! we always keep TWO mask machines on hand for all of OUR missions because one of them is always breaking! ive complained to the tech team so much but apparently its 'our fault' and we need to 'be more gentle' with the machines

💻 hackerrrman Follow

what do they mean, "be more gentle"?? i mean my team once had a guy slam the mask machine against our targets face and it broke. but i cant imagine other teams doing that

📡 tango-foxtrot32

yeah no that's.... why did you use the mask machine as a weapon? i... our problem is that we've been 'making too many masks at once' according to the tech. what.... how have your other mask machines broken....

💻 hackerrrman Follow

well now i don't want to say.

📡 tango-foxtrot32

...

#goodlord #imscared

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🚐 vanguy Follow

so was anyone going to tell me that the prisoner ive been transporting to america was actually the most wanted terrorist of our times. or was i supposed to find out when i dropped him off and the CIA congratulated me for keeping him contained.

🎯 mycircus-mymonkeys

It wasn't your buisiness to know. especially if you're going to be talking about it on social media.

🚐 vanguy Follow

im so sorry please dont fire me

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⌛️ fuckthecia Follow

day 78 of saying FUCK THE CIA

🪈 ihatemi6 Follow

FUCK THE CIA

⌛️ fuckthecia Follow

HELL YEAH! day 1 of saying FUCK THE MI6

🪈 ihatemi6 Follow

HELL YEAH

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🎙️ good_evening

good evening everyone. you probably could figure out already by my manner of typing, but I am in fact the person who voices all your mission dossiers. I just want to say that I'm also responsible for gathering and summarizing all the information you need. and let me just say. you all have some serious shit going on. jesus christ.

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...and?

🎙️ good_evening

and what? I'm glad I'm not a field agent. LOL

#my average day is me reading papers out loud #your average day is 'if your team is caught or killed you will be disavowed' LOL

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guys why is Lane kinda.... 😳

🚐 vanguy Follow

??! no he's fucking not

♟️ its_treason_then Follow

politely i disagree with you.

🚐 vanguy Follow

YOU'RE looking at dossier photographs. *I* saw him IRL

♟️ its_treason_then Follow

omg you met him?! can you get his autograph for me please

🚐 vanguy Follow

what is wrong with you?!

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🪣 hr-sux Follow

do you guys ever just sit in a local coffee shop and try to profile random strangers for fun

🗝️ washington_locale Follow

no? wtf

🪣 hr-sux Follow

what? theyre civilians. its fun

🗑️ techboy33 Follow

girl.... in D.C.? ain't no one a civilian

📁 imf-heritage-post

Official IMF Heritage Post

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0 days without a disaster

📡 tango-foxtrot32

WHAT HAPPENED?!

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dude... you don't even want to know....

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thats all for now ^w^ i have more ideas

[1tsny4nc4t]

WHY IS DOUBLE D (as Ed) when ed (as Eddy) leaves with Rolf to "help him" Eddy (as double D) say that " bc he Is gone there gonna make fun of him" and double D (as Ed) said "like we always do" and then DOUBLE D (as Ed) CALLS EDDY (as Edd/double d) A S1SSY (Mar1ca)?? LIKE HELLOOO

Like i know the original double D (as Ed) calla Eddy (as double D) "you're so gulible" but still i never thoguht i would hear double D (as Ed) say something Wild as that like double D (as Ed) coulded just call eddy (as double D) a f4g0t (mar1c0n)

[samuraikuraima]

Did you fell into a cheese trap??? You're too gulible for that DX

"yeah... I guess I did fall into a cheese trap.."

[inmyaera]

The Pink Palace off Sunset Blvd.

A poem by Aera.

“Love is not a destination to reach, but a journey to embark upon”

Pink hearts in my eyes

Pink hearts in my mind

Pink hearts in between my thighs

Pastels bark my story as hearts consume my world.

Melancholy, my deepest pet peeve when I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve around my favorite girl.

Expression of obsession around the field of sweet dahlias that sweep the wind around my feet.

"I love you" in gold leaf mosaic, Pink ceilings so beautiful and me.

As I clim6 the stairs, I look around and see my past, my life, and everything that lights up my world as powerfully as the sunbeams residing in me, always leaving my heart, shining down upon thee.

Velvet purple couches, creame lotions, cream ceilings hugging the crème curtains guarding the balcony.

Satin pillows and glass tables,

Beauty so angelic in the ceramic fountains reminiscent of the sea.

A vessel of blood and beauty with doors and windows functioning as they are,

The words travel from mind to lip so vague of par.

Embrace me and take me in stride like the Pink Palace off Sunset Blud.

Photograph and haze me with velvet clouds in my glass eye as we laugh and talk about where we want to go, and what we want to know.

Don't see me for what I'm not or what you want, yet as a deity of culture and freedom who has yet to know you have room to grow,

Because with time comes sweet melodies that flow with time present like a crystal stream,

More beautiful than ever so.

Maybe I'm young and dumb, maybe I'm gulible and foolsh to irevocably fall, But time is a virtue and ‘tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

[stumped-on-bennington]

In middle school I was super gulible and thought I was the main character and my "friends" would trick me into thinking they could see ghosts and spirits and that I could too and that I had one that was following me around (his name was jeremy) and they would pretend they were getting possed by demons over Skype video calls and say I was next. And one time my friend told me he traded his soul to the devil in exchange for becoming a vampire and I had to keep it a secret from everyone or he could have to kill me.

Did anyone else go through something like this or was it just me??

[girl-poss]

i really wish i would stop getting "people" asking for money in my inbox. im not that gulible and "tsmommy" im not that lonely