#guilty pleasure anon

[blindmagdalena]

Homie with a reader that has a habit of laughing that turns into moaning every time their sweet spots are kissed?

nsfw-ish The first time it happens, it's a happy accident.

You're tapping away on your phone, wholly unaware of him sneaking up behind you. You yelp when he snatches your hips and pulls your back flush to his chest. He presses his warm lips to the tantalizing slank of your neck.

You shriek with laughter as you try to worm out of his grasp, but your efforts are entirely in vein. "That tickles!" You tell him, half statement and half plea.

If you wanted him to stop, that was the wrong thing to say.

He gives a playful little growl as he doubles down, peppering quick kisses all up the column of your neck to the soft curve just below your earlobe. You dissolve into fitful laughter, fighting to wriggle away from him, when suddenly that laughter stretches into a keening moan.

You both go still, though you're still panting, cheeks hot.

"What was that?" He purrs, his Cheshire cat grin audible in his voice.

"Don't," you say, embarrassed.

"No, no," he says, wrapping his arms properly around you when you try again to push his hands away. "I'm gonna need to hear that again." "No, you-!" You break off into another peal of laughter, victimized by the way he repeatedly brushes his lip over that same spot. Just as it had before, your laughter escalates into desperate, breathy moans straight out of his wettest dreams. Your frantic heartbeat throbs wildly against his lips, the heat of you as intoxicating as the sound.

Not only that, your struggling has you writhing against him, grinding back against what has rapidly become a hard-on in his pants.

"Christ," he exhales, cheeks blushed with his own arousal. "How is it everything you do is so fucking hot?" He asks, heat bringing a rasp to his voice that sends a shiver down your spine.

"You're a monster," you gasp through a smile, trying to catch your breath.

"I'm about to be," he agrees, effortlessly swinging you up into his arms. "I'm gonna need to figure out if you have any other spots that make you laugh—and moan—like that."

"No! Noooooooo~!" You cry, the end of it muffled by the kiss he presses to your lips, swallowing up your half-hearted protests.

As it turns out, you have a multitude of them.

Homelander happily spends the next several hours exploiting them.

[butchharts]

these were collecting dust 😮‍💨

[spinji]

I know it's been weeks since the final chapter came out but I can't get over how much Izuku and Katsuki's relationship objectively drove the story from start to finish, they don't want to exist without each other and they got the happy ending that was ripped away from another pair that All For One heavily projected onto: Yoichi and Kudo(I personally read that as a big brother not approving of how his younger brother chose to run away to be with another man, and how he chased after and killed both of them for it. You know like an older sibling not approving of their kid sibling's dating life).

Genuinely insane that their bond is the entire backbone of the story. Like, that's objectively correct. Even in the times before they were alive, there was a bkdk equivalent setting up the lore.

You can call it rivalries or hope or idealism or heroic spirit or whatever but we all know what this is, it's LOVE

Still mad we aren't getting Bakugou v AFO until next season because that freakout confusing Katsuki for Kudou is the funniest shit AFO has done. Starting with the most recent episode we have officially reached the "clowning on AFO" stage of the war and I love it.

[honeycreammilkshake]

The way it cut to yuji eyes and never see sukuna fully go makes me hope for yuji saving sukuna and sukuna suffering A LOT (nope lol) from yuji's kindness

same, anon!

i really want to see yuuji taking sukuna home, treating him extra gently, staying patient with him. i would love if sukuna was in a little form like either blobkuna or an animated doll. sukuna would probably go out hunting and bring back little bodies like a cat would, and yuuji would sigh as he cleans up the blood, but he accepts sukuna's nature. he's a predator after all, and yuuji knows this. he would give sukuna space when needed but wouldn't let him wander out of sight. bonus points if he buys an actual collar to put on sukuna. "how dare you mock me in such a way, brat! i'll make you pay!"

i'm especially happy if sukuna decides to go back inside of yuuji again. then they can have symbrock-style dates and fight with each other over eating people lol.

sukuna would resist a lot of softness and affection at first, but he slowly becomes used to it and demands a lot more. they still fight a lot with each other, but i think it's more because they're both into it.

thank you so much for your ask, anon <3

[askchilchuck]

What kind of music do you listen to?? I feel like you'd listen to a lot of Irish immigrant music tbh

Honestly I don’t have much of a preference. Whatever the band is playing is fine by me.

[kraeki]

omg thank u for answering. I am interested in any Liverpool ships & fics that are well written 😆 lol whatever fics you like!

Ok!! I mostly wanted to clarify that you were into football slash and not x reader 😅 Both are fine but I only have recs for one 😊

I kept this to recently active writers to make it manageable. Also I tried to complete this without too much thought because otherwise I would spiral but I’m so afraid I forgot someone obvious so apologies in advance 🙏

My favourite (mostly) Liverpool writers are, in alphabetical order:

@blowthemoonout / halfacre

@brinywxter

@erlingshaalands / preachingdoll

@footnotesandendings / inlovewithnight

@immortaltale / perfectpride

januarysveryown

@kloppinthekop

@konstantinostsimikas / anon on ao3 but fic is “static”

@mebiselfandi / peachpulp

suoh

@tl-trashtalk

@trentxaa / baozibb

@ollieflopkins / selkathyouth

@walkon-throughtherain / stardust_66

[sucker-for-emily-prentiss]

My criminal minds guilty pleasure ship is penemily. They would balance each other out so well, I feel as though it could have happened.

What’s your guilty pleasure crimi ship?

[fanfic-lover-girl]

Thoughts on ron x draco?

Not many thoughts. Just a guilty pleasure ship I have.

I like the Romeo and Juliet vibes of the ship. Unlike his rivalry with Harry, Draco and Ron's rivalry is also a family rivalry. So it's interesting to see how each family accepts either boy. I just love the thought of the Malfoys adopting Ron into their small family. Or Draco experiencing the lows/highs of a huge family.

Plus, I can just imagine that in a different world, Ron and Draco would be fun friends. The kind of bros who snark and insult each other every minute, but would lash out at anyone who did the same. The "I can hurt him but you can't" sort of energy.

I also think they would have an interesting dynamic. A fascinating conflict with the Ronarry friendship is that Ron is surrounded by friends who overshadow him, especially Harry. You can say that his friendship with Harry is what makes Ron special in his family. And I don't think Harry ever truly understands that insecurity Ron has. But I think that Draco and Ron could in theory meet each other's needs better which is what I like seeing explored in Slytherin!Ron fics. Ron can be a great listener to make Draco feel important. And just imagine if all the antagonism Draco gave Harry was positive attention fixated on Ron?? So Draco gets a loyal bestie and Ron gets someone who puts him as number 1. Win-win. Gosh, I can just imagine Draco straight up claiming Ron Weasley as his and getting jealous if the other became too friendly with other Slytherins lol.

I guess I did have a lot to say. I haven't read more than a handful of Dron fics but I have thought about them as friends a few times. I think they would have been great together in different circumstances. Dron has zero chance based on canon but that's the purpose of fanon!

[anonymous-dentist]

idk if ur still taking questions, but i wanted to ask more about the wild west au :D the premise is rlly cool and i’d love to hear u talk about any other ideas u have about it!

The au in question: HERE

Alright, so the first thing to know is that every single legend about these mysterious bandits is true. Magic is real, and its name is the desert.

Richarlyson is a little Brazilian boy miles and miles away from home that just so happened to be born with a cow's head instead of a human one. Bad is a demon from Hell (real, not clickbait.) Foolish stole an entire state's worth of gold and he doesn't regret shit. Jaiden steals cattle 'cause she doesn't give a shit about the law. And Roier? He'd never admit he's a good shot, but he's the best the town has got, not that anyone but Jaiden knows it.

The thing about the West is that you went there to become someone new. Nobody moved West to be the same person they were in Virginia or New York or even goddamn Ohio, you were to reinvent yourself.

Or, rather, you moved West so the land could reinvent you. Nobody comes out the same as you go in.

So color Cellbit surprised when stories start popping up about a feral cat-man wandering the hills around Perfection with knives for claws. Rumor has it he eats little children who wander too far from the town too late at night, but that's ridiculous, right? There's no such thing as monsters, just men whose reputations have gotten ahead of them.

But then Cellbit wakes up one morning and accidentally cuts himself on his own fingernails, he's forced to wonder if, shit, maybe the stories are a bit more than just stories.

[wlw-cryptid]

Fuck, that's so sexy. Just thinking about your eyes looking up at me with your lips wrapped around my fingers - i think i could cum from just that alone.

But that whole slutty performance is so fucking sexy – where's that shyness from before? You're admitting your place, what you need, now. It's cute, watching you admit that all you need is to submit to butches.

- guilty pleasure anon

🫣 well . I day dream about getting to submit to a butch and then suddenly I've got butch fingers in my mouth? I have to worship them. I want them being thrust past my lips slow and steady too. all I want is be put in my place n it's only fair that I show how eager and happy it makes me to be treated like that

[blindmagdalena]

yanderelander is SOO (FROTHS AT MOUTH AND BARKS LIKE AN ANIMAL) i just love him being shamelessly manipulative for the "greater good", stealing a readers things and jewelry, following her home and watching her sleep, all the while stringing the reader along, making her feel stupid for even considering that he was doing these things to her - /him?/ her hero? how could she make such assumptions 👀

Homelander is such an expert gaslighter. he would be meticulous in ensuring that none of the strange misfortunes that began popping up in your life could be tied back to him. "C'mon, babe. It's me. You really think I'd do something like that?" and no, of course you don't. how silly of you.

he'd scoff at the concern your friends and family show at the gradual way he's been siphoning all your time to himself. "They're jealous," he whispers in your ear, the flick of his tongue warm and serpentine. "They'll come around."

and why wouldn't they be envious? he's sweet, he's handsome, he's filthy rich, he's yours.

especially in the beginning, it's so easy to let slide the things that don't quite make sense. the things that don't always feel right.

in the honeymoon thrill of it all, you barely notice how distant friends and family grow. work becomes more difficult, more tiresome, less worth the effort. Homelander loves you so deeply, so constantly, you have less and less time for anything else.

but that's why they call it falling in love, isn't it? that feeling of the ground giving out from under you, the jolt of plummeting, the intense singular focus on another person. that's love.

every twist of your gut is met with a tender kiss, an array of flowers, a sparkling necklace that slips around your throat like a leashed collar, the lead wound tightly around his gloved fist. by the time you feel the choke of it, it's too late. you're well and truly his.

and through it all he remains so sickeningly sweet, cooing softly in your ear. his smile razor sharp. at some point you become hyper aware of the sheer immovable strength of his embrace. your heart races when he cups your face because you know you'd take your own head off before you successfully tore it from his steely grip.

his hold on you tightens until you realize he'd sooner tear your heart out than let it go.

[dnfao3tags]

Masterlist - Mario Anon (mpreg)

what sort of dnf fic recs blog would i be if i didn't make a mario anon reclist. this is a list of all their fics (which i can find at least).

hello mario anon if you are reading this. im kind of putting you on blast on the jumbotron rn. dorry

— Dream has loads of clout and he gets some non famous idiot pregnant by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 17k)

Apparently famous x non famous is far more beloved than I realised

— Dream and George VS Infertility (DNF mpreg but the m pregging takes a while) by Anonymous (mature | comp. | 28k)

Dnf mpreg and this time there are fertility issues.

— Dream gets George pregnant: pre-visa edition by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 32k)

What it says on the tin

Part 1 of pre-visa/post-visa dnf mpreg by mario anon (idk how to do series titles tbh)

— The Mario Apple DNF Mpreg Crossover Event by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 18k)

George is pregnant, but he has AMNESIA!

note: mario anon and apple anon collab !

— dnf mpreg kinkfic and I will try to make it kinkier than last time because we all know that got too fluffy by Anonymous (expl. | comp. | 21k)

Democratically elected by the Mario Anon Comment Section (as of the time I started writing this)

Part 1 of mario anon kinkfic part 1 and 2

— George gets pregnant but it's more dramatic than usual by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 21k)

i am writing all the time

— george and patches being pregnant at the same time by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 1k)

i cannot write a long fic rn but i CAN do 3 or 4 short scenes of this

— The DNF Mpreg Holiday Special by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 7k)

Dnf mpreg but make it christmas

— Dnf mpreg but sapnap is the main character by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 7k)

when i asked for ideas on my last fic one rlly stuck out to me and i had to write it immediately

— Ordinary Mario Anon Fic by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 3k)

I'm writing DNF mpreg. everything is exactly the same. nothing is different. it is all very normal

— George Agrees To Do YouTube Boxing, You Won't BELIEVE What Happens Next (NOT CLICKBAIT!!) by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 2k)

GNF says yes to boxing but finds out he has had his m pregged by dream

— Dream Steps Up (he is a stepdad) by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 26k)

dream becomes a stepdad to one kid and then george makes him another

— dnf mpreg: pov everyone except dnf by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 19k)

i am EXPERIMENTING

— dnf have a baby together "platonically" by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 28k)

Just guys being pals (bro got homie pregnant and they're keeping it but they're totally not dating)

— Two half finished works and an apology by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 13k)

im literally STruggling

— Uh oh George is pregnant by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 22k)

Same stuff as usual

— Dream and George and a Baby (and also Sapnap is there too) (sometimes) by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 22k)

The usuals

— Dream Knocks George Up by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 17k)

so tired but i can't stop

— mpreg fic but this time its at least 5% kinky by Anonymous (mature | comp. | 17k)

George: horny and pregnant edition BUT i forgot it was supposed to b kinky and it just gets gradually less and less horny and then its just a bunch of fluff instead.

— generic mpreg title by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 14k)

same plot as all the other ones idk

Part 1 of generic mpreg

— more dnf mpreg no one asked for by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 17k)

George has his m pregged by Dream.

— George is pregnant *not clickbait* by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 10k)

Fuck! *m's your preg* I wish this was crack but it's not.

Part 1 of whats wrong with me

— Mpreg (derogatory) but also sometimes its a chatfic not really though by Anonymous (teen | comp. | 9k)

Karl dnf is real :O congratulations!! ... dream dick? George no more. no more please. Quackity HE SENT ME A DICK PIC Karl WhaT WHAT WHAT WHAT Dream BY ACCIDENT Bad okay this is my cue to leave Sapnap DREAM WHY WOULD U DO THAT

Part 1 of how do i get rid of dnf. help

[honeycreammilkshake]

What sukuna doesn't know is that Yuji will try the Panda technique and add Sukuna core in some plushie or yuji himself!

That would be really adorable actually.

I can totally see Yuuji going around with a demonic little Sukuna plushie and everyone kind of reeling back in horror whenever the tiny monster comes along - because you better believe Yuuji takes his new toy everywhere with him.

I want to see plushie Sukuna sitting on Yuuji's shoulder, hissing at anyone who comes close to his brat. Demanding, with all the dominance his little stuffed body can contain, that Yuuji pet him and when Yuuji teases him about Sukuna bites his hand <3

Yuuji keeps Sukuna on his bed and sometimes cuddles with him.... he denies it of course.

Aaaaaaa now I can't stop thinking about this ;-;

Thanks for such a cute idea, anon <3 you really made my night better.

[ham1lton]

feel better jayde!!! i would marry u so we can do 90 day fiance and u can come here and finally get a baja blast :)

only if it’s a slushy version ���

[dipperscavern]

r.i.p Jon Snow you would’ve loved goth music and sulking on public transport (trying to make a modern Jon playlist gods help me) - ⚔️

SULKING ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT 😭😭 IM IN TEARS

rip jon snow you would’ve loved side eyeing people & adrianne lenker

[idyllcy]

Hmm how do you feel about a Chinese!Tim Drake??

I’ve seen a tag like that across ao3 and now I’m hooked with that headcanon/idea!

I have to know what would you describe his facial features to be like? Yk like eye shape?, nose, mouth, etc?? I’m curious

SCREAMS. NONNIE. ARGHHH you’ve just unleashed a brainrot I’ve been refusing to share with anyone in case I’m like insane sounding so I’m taking the chance and yapping

Chinese Tim is so real to me. But the funnier thing would be that Tim and Cass are either related or distantly related bc that just sounds so fun and they’re like. So fun. Yeah. Okay.

Chinese Tim I think retains nearly everything except his eye color, and depending on if you wanna make him idk wasian or just don’t care for genetics keep his blue eyes or wtv but Chinese Tim grows up as one of the few if not only Chinese elite family in Gotham and learns to hide so much of the culture he experiences both at home and on the excursions his family goes on to visit the motherland so he understands and speaks his language so well but he’s told to accept that he has to learn the way that the majority in Gotham act and he tries so hard to be perfect

and he has helicopter parents and a tiger mom bc it’s not a chinese family with an only child if your parents aren’t trying to control your every move and he has so many extracurriculars all so he can go to the best uni except he feels vastly empty so— just realized that you asked for features sorry for the hc of his backstory oopsie

features wise I think he looks pretty much the same except his eyes are brown and he’s just overall more Asian looking. Eyes wise I hc him to have more upturned eyes and a monolids but he’s got the face card to get scouted on the street by modeling agencies whenever he goes back to visit… also giving him a high nose bridge and a button nose just bc I have one too (this is called projection bc if I have it he does too) but yeah he’s just gorgeous overall. Sorry for yapping do you still think I’m hot and mysterious