#guillermo gomez

[chaoticmetalheroine]

Ok, this has been on my mind a fair bit. I’m sick to death of cookie cutter, plastic, too pretty to be real, dudes in my media. Squeaky clean, stereotypical, and EXTREMELY socially acceptable isn’t attractive. Nor is ‘adorkable’. It’s just not. 

I need more genuinely weird, funny, morally chaotic/ambiguous man creatures in my media. Pronto. Actually weird but sweet men are the shit. More please.

I saw a post about an alleged excerpt in a letter Napoleon Bonaparte wrote to his wife, Josephine, asking her not to bathe before his arrival home in three days. And…dude…that hit me like a bolt of lightning. Sexuality and romance away from the sterile, refined, high maintenance, easily consumable representation is world-shaking and devastatingly beautiful. Thus, it became the thought that birthed this post. Perfect isn't hot or attractive.

I need more gritty, inelegant and sometimes gross imperfections in my romantic interests. And I need equality. More ‘freak matches freak’, please. Women can be genuinely weird, gross and chaotic too. More embracing that from men please. More silly ass, absurd, over-the-top romantic shit, please. More ‘oh I guess we’re doing this now’ stuff, please. More weird love.

Is he clueless sometimes but catches on eventually? YES. 

Stupid, cornball jokes? YES. 

Is he dumb sometimes? YES.

Is he dramatic and theatrical? YES.

Talking at the speed of a bullet from a gun or talks in short, slow bursts? YES. 

Does he communicate non-verbally and is mostly clueless but happy to be there regardless? YES.

Standing there while a literal goddess does what she wants to do and follows her lead sometimes? YES.

Dresses himself in weird/colorful/unusual/jingly jangly stuff like a deranged peacock? YES. 

Is he silly and really good at one very specific thing/a few things? YES.

Is he basically an old, stained, stitched-up teddy bear that you found? YES. 

None of this normal, socially appropriate crap. I need WEIRD. Give me WEIRD. Weird and funny is SEXY. 

I want him to just…do stuff and be there. But it’s chaotic, lovely and fun. A little unnerving? Sure. But it’s FUN. IT’s. FUN. 

More ‘hey, remember that thing you said you needed/wanted? Here. here it is but I put my own spin on it’ 

None of this effortless ‘chosen one’ crap where he’s just a plain, run-of-the-mill t-shirt, rice cake of man, or a ‘I said all the right things’ dialogue tree crap. Or, ‘duh he’s the main character so everything works out for him and good stuff just happens to him for that reason’ stuff. No. None of that shit. No more Everyman shit, 'quirky' but easily consumable, or Mr. Perfect stuff. Fuck off. Give me a freak with a sweet side. More zany freaks, please. More insanity.

Give me something to chew on like a dog toy. Come on. Grow up.  

[estefanyailen]

"El tipo puede cambiar de todo, de cara, de casa, de familia, de novia, de religión, de Dios... pero, hay una cosa que no puede cambiar(...) No puede cambiar de Pasión".

— Pablo Sandoval. "El secreto de sus ojos".

[patternweaver]

"I'd bleed for anything if it held me the right way"

Phantom Pain - Caitlin Conlon

Unfucktheworld - Angel Olsen // Lauguing Couple With a Money Purse - Hans vin Aachen // Mr. Loverman - Ricky Montgomery // I Swear, Next Time I See You I'll Be Funny - Clementine von Radics // Nandor the Relentless (and Guillermo de la Cruz) - What We Do In The Shadows // Slow Show - The National // From The Gallows - I Dont Know How But They Found Me // Ashitaka and Princess Mononoke - Princess Mononoke // Gomez Addams (with Morticia Addams) - The Addams Family (1991)

[lemuseum]

[lrcastellanos]

Un maravilloso encuentro con Guille...

Por Manuel Gómez S La vida da muchas vueltas. El tiempo pasa demasiado rápido y no nos damos cuenta sino cuando ya estamos en la “zona de despegue”. Las oportunidades llegan y deben aprovecharse. Después de escribirnos muchas veces, visitarlos en Calarcá y otros sitios donde han estado, después de saber que Guillermo García “niño débil” había sido operado a corazón abierto en Europa, pues tuvo…

[breedsblood]

Celtian - Maleficio De Sangre - Live Streaming with Songs and Thongs

[footballmanageraddict]

Football News | Copa Sudamericana and Libertadores Finals

Football News | We catch up on the progress of South America's #CopaSudamericana and #CopaLibertadores competitions ahead of the Finals over the next 2 weekends. We review the semi-final results and pick potential winners of both. Read here:

We’re about one week away from knowing who will be crowned the Kings of South American football as the Copa Sudamericana and Copa Libertadores Finals take place over the next two weekends. We recently shone the light on the final stages of South America’s continental tournaments, exploring the last eight stage of Copa Libertadores, the last eight of Copa Sudamericana, and then a quarter-final…

[cristinabcn]

COLOMBIA: CATEDRAL AMBIENTAL “FORMADOR DE FORMADORES”

COLOMBIA: ENVIRONMENTAL CATHEDRAL “TRAINER OF TRAINERS” GUILLERMO LOZANO SHARAH Catedrático Universitario, Consejero Delegado Global de Turismo. Periodista – Prensa Especializada Con gran éxito se realizó la entrega de Certificaciones de la Cátedra Ambiental “Formador de Formadores”. El Establecimiento Público Ambiental de Cartagena (EPA) y las universidades vinculadas al Comité Académico de…

[1five1two]

'Moonrise'. Guillermo Gomez Gil. 1906.

[birdsoul]

Manifesto EcoSexxxual

Voice and poetry: Federico Tello

Coaching and editing: Guillermo Gomez Peña

Ciudad de México, Mayo 2023.

[fandom]

Celebrities

This seems as good a moment as any to remind you that this is a quantitative list. You've yelled about these people a lot this year.

Elon Musk +14

Pedro Pascal +14

David Tennant +46

Neil Gaiman +15

Michael Sheen +92

Margot Robbie

Misha Collins +2

Bella Ramsey

Ryan Gosling

Martin Scorsese

Joseph Quinn -9

Jensen Ackles +2

Greta Gerwig

Jenna Ortega

Kit Connor +12

Chris Evans -11

Daniel Craig

Henry Cavill +2

Taika Waititi -13

Taylor Zakhar Perez

Nicholas Galitzine

Noah Schnapp +23

Rhys Darby -5

Sebastian Stan -11

Ryan Reynolds +39

Joe Keery -15

Robert De Niro

Mads Mikkelsen

Hugh Dancy +19

Sam Reid

Lynda Carter

Zendaya -20

Brendan Fraser

Lily-Rose Depp

Tenoch Huerta

Jacob Anderson

Oscar Isaac -30

Michelle Yeoh

Hayden Christensen -7

Nick Offerman

Emma Myers

Ke Huy Quan

Cillian Murphy

Ewan Mitchell

Tom Holland -41

ND Stevenson

Riz Ahmed

Joe Locke -7

Joey Batey -13

Michael Cera

Tom Hiddleston -21

Oliver Stark +38

Freddy Carter

Ayo Edebiri

Queen Elizabeth II -54

Keanu Reeves -12

Jeff Satur

Chris Pine -41

Marilyn Monroe +7

Ryan Guzman +39

Dana Terrace -28

Ana de Armas +26

Kit Young

First Kanaphan

Florence Pugh -44

Amita Suman

Selena Gomez +4

Jack Wolfe

Guillermo Del Toro

Rian Johnson

Harvey Guillén -1

Matt Smith -35

Khaotung Thanawat

Jeremy Allen White

Anne Hathaway +9

Sydney Sweeney -16

Halle Bailey

Omar Rudberg

Edvin Ryding

Issa Rae

Jennifer Coolidge

Gwendoline Christie

Wang Yibo -2

Glen Powell

Jamie Lee Curtis

Apo Nattawin -33

Jodie Whittaker -28

Andrew Garfield -85

Letitia Wright

Timothée Chalamet -55

Tom Sturridge -53

Ncuti Gatwa

Anya Taylor-Joy +7

Alexandra Daddario

Angela Bassett

Hugh Grant

Jamie Campbell Bower -40

David Jenkins -26

Scarlett Johansson -16

Jason Sudeikis

The number in italics indicates how many spots a name moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded names weren’t on the list last year.

[spaceagebachelormann]

𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬

!!REQUEST REQUIREMENTS!!

-> state the character, romantic or platonic, the format of the request, and a plot

-> do you have any specifics for the reader? blonde, poc, male, neurodivergent, etc? (please keep in mind i will write poc readers but i’m white so they may be a little difficult for me)

-> requests are preferred to be sent through inbox, but i can make dms work if needed

-> PLEASE ACTUALLY SPECIFY WHAT YOU WANT WITH YOUR REQUEST!! ITS VERY HARD FOR ME TO WRITE “____ x reader fluff” GIVE ME A PLOT LINE

!!WHAT I WILL WRITE!!

-> platonic

-> romantic

-> familial

-> any gender x any gender

-> headcanons

-> long fics

-> multi character

-> blurbs

-> poly relationships

-> x reader

-> i will only write cheating if it’s a character comforting r after being cheated on, not a character cheating on r

!!WHAT I WONT WRITE!!

-> smut (i’m 15)

-> yandere

-> most aus, ask about the specific au before requesting an au

-> incest

-> age gaps

-> canonical gay/lesbian character x a man (if lesbian) or a woman (if gay)

-> song fics

-> things about ocs

-> ships

-> sunshine x grumpy tropes, i’m horrible at this trope

character list

keeper of the lost cities

sophie foster, dex dizznee, fitz vacker, keefe sencen, biana vacker, marella redek, maruca chebota, tam song, linh song, wylie endal, jensi babblos, stina heks, elwin hesledge

harry potter

harry potter, ron weasley, hermione granger, neville longbottom, luna lovegood, ginny weasley, fred weasley, george weasley, sirius black, james potter, remus lupin, mary macdonald, marlene mckinnon, lily evans, dorcas meadows, regulus black, barty crouch jr, narcissa black, andromeda black, bellatrix lestrange

the outsiders

ponyboy curtis, johnny cade, sodapop curtis, darry curtis, steve randall, twobit matthews, dallas winston, cherry valance

the school for good and evil

agatha, sophie, tedros, hort, hester, anadil, dot, nicola, rhian mistral, rafal mistral, clarissa dovey, leonora lesso

little women

jo march, amy march, beth march, meg march, laurie

dracula

dracula, lucy westenra, arthur holmwood, john seward, mina harker, abraham van helsing, renfield, quincey morris, jonathan harker, the brides

frankenstein

victor frankenstein, elizabeth lavenza, henry clerval, adam frankenstein, justine mortiz, ernest frankenstein, the bride

dr jekyll and mr hyde

henry jekyll, edward hyde, richard enfield, gabriel utterson, hastie lanyon, lucy harris

phantom of the opera

christine daaé, erik destler, raoul de chagney, meg giry, carlotta giudicelli

the mighty ducks

charlie conway, adam banks, lester averman, guy germaine, connie moreau, fulton reed, dean portman, julie gaffney, ken wu, luis mendoza, dwayne robertson

david bowie

david bowie, ziggy stardust, jareth, thomas jerome newton, celliers

daisy jones and the six

daisy jones, billy dunne, graham dunne, karen sirko, warren rhodes, pete loving/roundtree, eddie loving/roundtree, camila dunne, simone jackson

doctor who bbc

ninth doctor, tenth doctor, eleventh doctor, twelfth doctor, rose tyler, jack harkness, mickey smith, donna noble, martha jones, clara oswald, river song, amy pond, rory williams, simm! master, missy/gomez master

miss peregrines home for peculiar children

jacob portman, emma bloom, millard nulling, enoch o’connor, olive elephanta, alma peregrine

good omens

crowley, aziraphale, ineffable husbands (poly), beelzebub <3, gabriel, ineffable bureaucracy (poly), nina, maggie, nina and maggie (poly), anathema

what we do in the shadows

nandor the relentless, nadja of antipaxos, laszlo cravensworth, colin robinson, guillermo de la cruz, the guide, baron afanas

yellowjackets

shauna shipman, lottie matthews, misty quigley, taissa turner, van palmer, natalie scatoricco, jackie taylor, travis martinez

star trek (tos/aos)

jim kirk, spock, leonard mccoy, nyota uhura, hikaru sulu, pavel chekov, montgomery scott, janice rand, christine chapel

xmen

charles xavier, erik lehnsherr, logan howlett, scott summers, jean grey, ororo munroe, rogue, remy lebeau, kevin sydney, lucas bishop, mystique, emma frost, kurt wagner, hank mccoy, jubilee

miscellaneous characters

sarah williams, bernard the elf, rodrick heffley, varian, lisa frankenstein, the creature (lisa frankenstein)

UPCOMING FANDOMS : american horror story, torchwood, gossip girl, hannibal, sherlock, ghosts, house md, star trek tng, the x files, the big bang theory, dead poets society

[estefanyailen]

"TEªMO"

— Benjamin Esposito. "El secreto de sus ojos".

[girlfromthecrypt]

I just need to gush about What We Do in the Shadows. I only started watching it yesterday or so but it's so crazy good I'm already almost through season 2, and I'm dreading the moment it ends. I'm currently sick and it's cheered me up so much. I love the interactions between Nandor and Guillermo so much, I mean I feel sorry for Guillermo but it's the funniest shit. I knew I'd adore this show when I watched the "creepy paper" scene. And Laszlo and Nadja remind of Gomez and Morticia in a way, I really adore them AND unrelated but Nadja's portrait in the intro is so frigging gorgeous----

Ok that's all.

Also this post isn't entirely unrelated to my interactive fiction because I'm watching WWDITS picture-in-picture while writing!! It works on so many levels!

[himbohotel]

Which one of your characters can throw down in a kitchen and which one of them can burn water?

I’ll go first:

Remy can 100% throw down and has. Miguel is a surprisingly good cook with his attention span. Guillermo can cook (otherwise how the fuck is he existing?). Gomez, of course, can cook and does so gleefully. Anthony was taught by his Nonna, so let him COOK. Chozen can cook but often won’t. Eggsy learned to cook to take care of Daisy. Alec can sorta cook, but why would he when he has an Eliot to bother into making him bomb-ass meals? Aramis and Porthos can cook, but their spice tolerances are greater than Athos’s. Hercules can cook, but his meals are incredibly focused on macro-nutrients—so they are healthy but HORRID. Gwaine can cook for his survival, but they are boring meals. Fred can’t cook, but put him in front of a grill and he is a GOD. Wrathion—no. But he’s good at roasting things. Jensen exists off of MREs and street food—no way is he cooking. Mans managed to burn ramen and set a microwave on fire. George is a feral man and should not be anywhere near an open flame without supervision…but he’s really good at making coffee.

Reggie and Alex are dead, so they can’t cook.

[starswallowingsea]

SUBMITTED

almost done. less than a page left