#guido petti

[boomboxboi]

The GangStars pet peeves! 😑

Bruno Bucciarati

Personal hygiene.

But very specifically if he sees an eye crusty, a booger, or your eyebrows seem unkempt.

Don’t even get him started on chapped lips!

And when was the last time you clipped your nails!?

Please shower.

Please brush your teeth!

Wash your hands!

No shoes in the house!

Make sure you fold and put away your laundry, too!

Leone Abbacchio

Giorno.

Such a pet peeve.

But really, he hates when he doesn’t have his morning coffee.

And hates his morning routine being ruined.

He hates being judged.

Even though he judges the hardest.

Hates listening to Narancia and Fugo bicker.

Hates when his music is disrupted.

Pannacotta Fugo

Everything.

He is perpetually annoyed.

But specifically he hates lip smacking, chewing noises, burps, farts, heavy sighs, breathing, just noises.

May have misophonia.

Also if people don’t put things back in their proper place.

He also hates when people mumble.

Even though he mumbles a lot.

Narancia Ghirga

Aside from hating when people call him stupid, he also hates being mistaken for a girl.

He hates sharing food.

Hates when the Pistols steal his food.

But gets over that a bit quicker than when other people touch his food.

Absolutely cannot stand dripping faucets.

Will spend hours trying to fix dripping faucets.

Hates when glass is shattered.

Specifically if a plate is dropped.

Guido Mista

Doesn’t like when people try to patronize the Pistols.

Finds Narancia’s boombox to be annoying as all hell.

Thinks Fugo’s clothes are an actual sin.

Hates when no one refills the toilet paper rolls.

The smell of burning food.

The smell of Bruno’s food.

Shitty seafood places.

Cantaloupe.

Giorno Giovanna

Clean freak.

Everything must be spotless and in its correct order.

And it does have a correct order.

No shoes in the house.

Vacuum and sweeping is a must!

Crumbs?

Disgusting.

Wipe off the table when you’re done with it!

Also cannot stand the Pistols.

But he doesn’t have the heart to tell Mista that.

It’s not that they’re bad.

They’re just a lot at times.

Trish Una

The entire gang.

Every waking moment she questions who raised any of them.

Is the sink not spotless?

Gross.

Refuses to use the bathroom in any capacity after Mista.

Especially the shower.

Narancia needs to learn personal space.

Fugo needs to lower his voice!

She loves them all.

But god damn.

[movies-to-add-to-your-tbw]

Title: Cars

Rating: G

Director: John Lasseter

Cast: Owen Wilson, Larry the Cable Guy, Bonnie Hunt, Paul Newman, Tony Shalhoub, Cheech Marin, Michael Wallis, George Carlin, Paul Dooley, Jenifer Lewis, Guido Quaroni, Richard Petty, Michael Keaton, Katherine Helmond, John Ratzenberger, Joe Ranft

Release year: 2006

Genres: comedy, adventure

Blurb: Hotshot rookie race car Lightning McQueen discovers that life is about the journey, not the finish line, when he finds himself unexpectedly detoured into the sleepy Route 66 town of Radiator Springs. En route across the country to the big Piston Cup Championship in California to compete against two seasoned pros, McQueen gets to know the town's offbeat characters.

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Put On Your Raincoats | A Coming of Angels: The Sequel (Williams & Guido, 1985)

So, the reason I watched this is that I’d believe that it was actually directed by Maria Lease, whose filmography has yielded some pleasant surprises as I’ve been exploring it this year. I see now that the Letterboxd page no longer shows her as a director, and I suspect she’d been mistakenly credited earlier as the film shows little of her signature.  And should you still doubt my auteurist motivations, I’ll have you know that not only did I not watch the first movie beforehand, but I have zero direct experience with the Charlie’s Angels TV show on which this is based. So I cannot attest to how it compares to its inspiration.

From what I gather, of the Angels, Annette Haven is the only returning member from the first movie, which I guess makes her the Jaclyn Smith of this series. She’s joined by Ginger Lynn and Kelly Nichols, who among other things, get it on with each other, and while I must reiterate that I haven’t seen a single episode of Charlie’s Angels, I’d wager that Shelley Hack and Tanya Roberts never got it on with each other. For it would have been Too Hot For TV. Also they were in different seasons, if the Wikipedia article isn’t lying to me. So it would have been impossible, unless one of them made a guest appearance. Surprisingly you don’t get Rhonda Jo Petty or Nancy Suiter in this, as they were initially promoted based on their resemblances to Farrah Fawcett and Cheryl Ladd, respectively, but as the tactic invited a lawsuit in the latter’s case, I can understand why the filmmakers decided against it.

Anyway, what I’m getting at, aside from reading the Charlie’s Angels Wikipedia page, is that a lot of your favourites are here. I was pretty happy to see Colleen Brennan, she of the impressively toothy smile, who gets the best line in the movie.

"Young lady, if you're any kind of investigator, you can see that I'm quite drunk. And if you talk to my husband, the distinguished senator, you know that I'm frequently quite drunk. And furthermore, if you had been married to that chromium-plated son of a bitch as long as I have, you too would probably be frequently quite drunk."

Alas, she’s not in it nearly enough, for if it were up to me, this would be wall-to-wall Colleen Brennan scenes, or anytime she’s not on screen, the other characters ask, “Where’s Colleen Brennan?” But yeah, if you like any of the performers, you should have a decent time. As a porno thriller, it’s pretty whatever, and it must be said that the Angels are pretty bad at their jobs based on the ending. But there are nice bits of style throughout, like a shot where Eric Edwards picks up and moves Ginger Lynn from one room to the next while the camera pans like a pornographic sidescroller.

[alexi-01]

some stans of other drivers like to try & push an agenda that none of the other drivers like lando because THEY don't like lando & want the drivers they stan to feel the same. in reality he is friends with pretty much everyone (he's even been seen having friendly chats with stroll this season lol), including some of the most genuine close friendships on the grid with carlos, max & alex, the love/roasting friendship he has had since childhood with george, the mentor/friend relationship with alonso that stretches back to when lando was 15/16 years old, and has managed to form what seems to be a genuine kinship with daniel despite all the mess at mclaren this year. as for seb fans who want to say he hates seb & vice versa, did they even see the very obvious affection & admiration they have for each other in that interview in abu dhabi? you could literally feel it through the screen. i remember guido van de garde saying after sochi last year that when lando does win his first race it will be one of the most popular victories among other drivers because he is so well thought of by them all.

many of the same stans do the same thing with max, insist that all the other drivers except lando hate him because THEY hate him. in reality he again gets on well with almost everyone, has some of the most genuine close grid friendships with daniel & lando & pierre, seems pretty close to charles & alex, and has quite literally grown up since babyhood with mick & they have both spoken about the close bond that gave them that they still have today. even he & este are friends again now. and all his past teammates have nothing but good things to say about him, even carlos despite their fathers falling out during toro rosso days. he's also very popular with drivers outside f1 including all the ex-rb drivers who have known him since junior days.

those stans who think they know exactly how their fave thinks & feels about their colleagues because they want it to align with their own pettiness would get a very rude awakening if their fave ever saw the way they behave online. because i 100% guarantee that their fave would be disgusted by them and the things they say & do.

the parasocialness of it all 😔

[stravagatefaster]

1586, Fortezza

Lucia would always be grateful that the Signoria had sided with her during the short and unfortunate civil war. However, there were times when she questioned the point of the institution. It seemed that some of the members of the Signoria had all too many personal grievances, which made them very inefficient. They seemed to view the Princess of Fortezza as a neutral third party that could validate their petty squabbles.

The current meeting had been going on for almost three hours, and Lucia would have given anything to get away from it. She was in no mood to listen to problems that were in no way her business, but which the members of the Signoria disguised as “keeping her informed” of what went on in the city. Her only comfort was that she was not the only one who was bored – the Signore kept hiding a yawn behind his hand. Lucia was only barely aware of what was even being discussed.

Finally, the talking ended, and everyone turned to look at Lucia. It seemed that they were waiting for her opinion. If only she had paid more attention so that she could have formed one. Then again, she really did not care. There was a reason why the Signoria was in charge of the day-to-day governing of the city, and not her.

“Thank you for this… thorough explanation,” Lucia said, standing up. “I know that whichever decision you land on, it will be the right one.” She said her goodbyes as politely as she could, and made a quick exit before someone could come up with an excuse to keep her around for longer.

Getting out into the fresh air helped her gain some energy, though she yearned to just go home to some peace and quiet.

Unfortunately, peace and quiet were not something Lucia was met with at the Rocca di Chimici. Instead, she was nearly knocked over by two red-headed boys chasing each other back and forth along a long corridor. Every time one catched up to the other they turned around, accompanied by loud screams of joy.

At first it seemed like there was no-one watching the boys, but then Lucia made out the figure of her husband leaning against the wall at the other end of the corridor. She made her way to him and leaned against him.

“They’ve been doing this for a while, they’ll tire out soon,” Guido said, answering the question she had not even asked yet.

“I could use some of their energy,” Lucia sighed as he wrapped an arm around her shoulders.

“The Signoria again?”

“Yes. You would think grown men could come to an agreement without me around,” she said.

The children continued running back and forth as fast as their short legs would allow. Despite being two years younger than his brother, Jacopo was doing a good job keeping up with Giuliano. Lucia envied them – they had all the freedom in the world with nothing to worry about. She missed the days when she had run around these same corridors with her sister, with no worries in her life.

The happy squeals were cut off as Jacopo tripped and fell down. There was a silent beat before the young prince began crying loudly.

“It’s not my fault!” Giuliano said quickly as Jacopo got up and rushed to their parents, demanding to be picked up.

Guido bent down and lifted the crying boy into his arms. “That’s enough running, I think,” he said. Jacopo’s wailing turned into quiet sobs.

“I didn’t push him,” Giuliano said. Lucia smiled and ran her hand through his hair. She knew well what it was like being the older sibling and getting blamed for things for no reason. “I know. But maybe you should take a break and go eat something,” she suggested.

Before Lucia could say anything else, Giuliano had turned around and ran off. Jacopo had stopped crying. Guido placed him down, and as soon as his feet hit the floor, he took off after his brother as if nothing had happened.

“I wish dealing with the Signoria’s problems was this easy,” Lucia said as she and Guido followed after their sons – though at a much slower pace.

[giantsorcowboys]

Update 🏉🇦🇷

In The Face Of Opposition From The Pumas Squad, UAR Has Lifted The Ban On Pablo Matera, Guido Petti, And Santiago Socino.

Is This Right?

I Do Not Believe So!

Again, We All Say Stupid Things When We Are Young. God Knows, I Said Offensive Stuff When I Was 16 Ot 17. And I Learned Why It Was Wrong, After My Parents, Teachers, Or Friends Meted Out Some Penalty To Me For Saying Offensive Words Or Doing Something Offensive. As Part Of Those Penalties, I Became Aware Of Why My Words Or Actions Were Wrong.

I Would Hope That Pablo, Guido, And Santiago Are Different Men Today, But I Would Also Like To Know That. By Simply Reinstating Them In The Face Of Opposition Of Its Decision To Send Them Down, Neither The UAR Nor The Player Have Demonstrated Whether They Have Changed.

Should Pablo Et Al Suffer For The Rest Of Their Careers Playing Rugby...Hell, No!

But I Would Like To See Some Consequences For Their Racist, Sexist, And Xenophobic Tweets!

[indizombie]

I've been so frustrated. Rugby doesn't know how to deal with racism, hence why we have seen a U-turn within 48 hours. Racism seems to be this outlier forever because no-one wants to own up to it. If you've got the union saying it's immature, that's what they think it is. Just so we are clear, [the comments] are not immature - they are racist and they are vile. For those people that have tweeted Matera and his family - shame on you too. That is not how we move forward. It can't be the solution. I don't believe it's right to deal with hate with hate. There has to be a better way. I wouldn't want to be judged on the person I was eight years ago. I'm not saying that's what we need to do with Pablo Matera. But I want it to be acknowledged. I want it to be dealt with in the appropriate fashion. [The UAR] are more interested in protecting their player than they are in dealing with the issue of racism which affects millions of people every single day. I talk about education all the time and having these conversations is really important. There is no guideline, there is no process. That's why we keep going round and round. We will continue to do it until someone actually lives by their conviction and actually wants to live by rugby's values. Rugby has two sets of values. The one it evangelises and uses to sell the game. The other one is the ones they feel comfortable with. They pick and choose as to when they hide behind them and when they use them.

Ugo Monye, former England wing. Pablo Matera, Guido Petti and Santiago Socino were suspended for racist comments posted on social media between 2011 and 2013. But the Argentine Rugby Union (UAR) reversed the decision two days later, describing the posts as "imprudent and immature".

[unionrugby]

Guido Petti - Los Pumas

[boomboxboi]

They’re a 10 But…. 🥊

Bruno Bucciarati

He licks your face constantly to see if you’re lying to him.

You also have to hear random zipper noises with no context as to where they came from.

He is an ‘acclaimed’ magician.

His favorite trick is the “sawed in half” trick.

He’s good at it.

But it’s getting old.

Also has depression but won’t go to therapy.

Because he has to help others.

Always puts everyone before himself.

Which leads to burnout.

A major enabler at times.

Leone Abbacchio

He has a grudge against a literal teenager for no reason.

He also has to constantly be petty and angry about everything even when you’re just trying to have a good time.

Also always has to have the last word.

Or gives the silent treatment.

You’re not sure which one is worse.

Also encourages everyone else to act like punks.

Always stirring the pot.

Pannacotta Fugo

A know it all.

But not in a fun-fact sort of way.

But the “I’m always right” way.

Even when he’s not right.

Also wants matching hole outfits.

But you just cannot wear that.

He also faintly smells off.

Like not dirty smelling.

Just off.

Narancia Ghirga

Never his fault for anything.

If he is blamed, he immediately has an excuse.

Or he freaks out because he’s “trying his best”.

He also will ask if it’s “because he’s not smart”.

Cries a lot.

Also blasts his music really loud.

And sometimes plays the same song on repeat for hours.

And can’t save his money because he feels the need to immediately blow it to get that dopamine hit.

Also gossips.

Guido Mista

A BIG gossip.

He just can’t help but to talk about everyone.

Always says he’d say it to their faces too.

But never actually does.

He also leaves his dirty laundry on the floor.

And is terrible at keeping up with chores when it’s his turn.

They won’t get done for weeks.

Except cooking.

But he can’t take criticism on his cooking, either.

Giorno Giovanna

Is emotionally cut off.

You can never tell what he’s thinking.

Also an enabler but only on his terms.

Hot and cold with what’s okay and what isn’t okay.

His morals give you whiplash and confuse you.

Also has a habit of stealing from others.

Probably a con artist.

Does he actually have feelings?

Or is he only looking out for himself?

You genuinely cannot tell at times.

Trish Una

Selfish.

Wants her needs fulfilled first and may not fulfill yours at all.

Drama queen.

If she stubbed her toe, it’s the literal end of the world.

Also wasteful.

Will take three bites of a sandwich before she decides she doesn’t want it anymore.

Thinks anything is replaceable.

Because it’s just a cover up for her own feelings of feeling like she’s replaceable.

[fresasagrias]

now that my mind is clearer I can't believe i didn't think of a possible duck avenger/sonic movie crossover. hello??? hello. it just works. silly little superheroes. sonic wachowski gets a part time dad for his secret vigilante thing too and he drags donald everywhere the poor dude can barely keep up but god he's trying and he won't give up because he just has to keep an eye on the kid damn it

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Oh god oh fuck

[strawberrysurecake]

Hi! I love your bucci gang tsundere hcs, if your requests are open can you do bucci gang + trish with a s/o who's russian? And they have russian accent and loves to call them russian nicknames?

Thanks for the ask, anon! Though I don't know a whole lot about Russia, I'll do my best to write something cute. I do enjoy a good challenge after all.

Just a heads up... I've done some light research on Russia's language, naming conventions and culture but since I don't have any Russian friends IRL or online to double-check my writing, things may not be 100% accurate and thus, I haven't gone too deep into detail as a result. I hope that's okay with you!

Bucci Gang + Trish with a Russian S/O

I'm also going to assume that Reader was born in Russia and at some point in their life, moved to Italy where they met their S/O.

Giorno Giovanna

Your accent is very sophisticated to him and he'd be slightly envious for it if he wasn't so attracted to it in the first place

He can relate to being a foreigner and keeps a close eye on any crooks who might try to ridicule or swindle you for it

He often daydreams about showing you around Italy, exploring its cities and sharing the finest foods and wines it has to offer

Bruno Bucciarati

The first time you jokingly called him "Mamushka", he was deeply confused

You can get away with calling him any silly pet name so long as he doesn't know what it means

Though he's a bit shy about it, he'll occasionally use Russian pet names on you too with his own charming accent

Guido Mista

He adores the quirkiness your culture brings to the table and perks up whenever he hears your familiar voice across the room

He'll convince you to teach him a handful of words to use in petty arguments, notably against his teammates

The Pistols love your little names for them so much that they occasionally use them on each other even when you're not around

Narancia Ghirga

Like Mista, he's thrilled to learn some crass words and spend quality time with his most favourite person in the world

Sometimes you need to correct him as he uses these words in the worst contexts or messes up the pronunciation

When he's alone, he genuinely attempts to study your language in hopes of impressing you someday

Leone Abbacchio

He can drink you under the table and will use your Russian-ness to bully you about it

"You're Russian, aren't you? You should be able to hold your liquor."

Whatever Russian nickname you have for him will turn him redder than a red panda as he tries to figure out what you just called him

Pannacotta Fugo

He has an unending curiosity of what your life was like prior to moving to Italy

He has a guilty pleasure in asking you for help in translating certain words or texts and will blush like mad if a passage has a romantic or sexual subtext

He's okay with being your little "strawberry cheese man" as long you don't mention it in a language everyone can understand

Trish Una

She's greatly amused by the surprised reactions she receives when she introduces you to her friends and acquaintances and they hear your accented voice for the first time

She will request you to whisper your language in her ear when she wants to feel closer with you

She will often pester you to take her on a romantic tour of Russia

[hakasims]

The Ultimate And Entirely Correct Ranking Of Every Single Luca Marinelli Character

What? Another one of those? How many rankings can this bitch produce? A lot, trust me. This one is less shallow than the previous one which was about appearances, but unlike all my older posts where I tried to do something analytical, this list doesn’t even pretend to be intellectual or based on anything other than my own personal feelings about the characters Luca has played.

21. Fabrizio (Nina)

When we’re judging characters based on their own merit rather than any other factors, I think the exam rules apply: If you don’t show up, you get a zero. Fabrizio didn’t show up. He’s a nothing character and there’s nothing to say about him.

20. Andrea (La grande bellezza)

With a whole minute of total screen time, Andrea gets a zero, too. He’s not dead last only because I can actually describe him using adjectives.

19. Diabolik (Diabolik)

Congrats to this charisma-free robot on once again being shittier than Saint Joseph.

18. Saint Joseph (Maria di Nazaret)

He is shitty and useless but at least he’s sorta kind? Can’t even say this much about Diabolik.

17. Guido Caselli (Tutti i santi giorni)

Here’s my hottest take: Guido is creepy, pathetic, blindly dedicated to his shitty girlfriend because he likes her lyrics (literally, there’s no other reason) and he’s a doormat and a half. I know you all love him and please don’t stop on my account but you should probably know this movie is bad and its main characters are also bad.

16. Valerio (Slam - Tutto per una ragazza)

He’s a shitty human being and he’s completely useless and worthless. He annoys me less that Guido because he’s fun to watch.

15. Loris (Il mondo fino in fondo)

A homophobic dumb bitch who believes his god-given duty is to wipe his shitty little bro’s ass. Also he’s bland and his attempts at asserting his toxic masculinity are pathetic.

14. Lui (Ricordi?)

We get it, his dad was bad and his childhood was super fucking hard. He’s still whiny and depressing as hell, not to mention he’s a college professor who fucks his students.

13. Martin Eden (Martin Eden)

God, what a pompous ass with his shitty libertarian politics and the air of self-importance thicker than the drug-fueled haze in which he spends the last 15 minutes of that movie.

12. Mattia Balossino (La solitudine dei numeri primi)

He didn’t deserve the shit that befell him, and he basically did nothing wrong (he was a little kid seeking validation, ok?) but he’s also not as interesting as the rest of the guys.

11. Milton (Una questione privata)

My dumb bisexual son, feeling helpless at the cruelty and meaninglessness of war. I can’t help but love him, but I mostly sigh and feel sorry for him.

10. Ettore (Lasciati andare)

Yes, he’s a petty criminal, but he’s clearly a victim of an abusive parent and a flawed education system. If he had been given a chance, he’d have grown up into a good member of society, but even as he is, he’s sweet and harmless and way less homophobic than the supposedly educated Loris. Ettore deserved better.

9. Roberta (L’ultimo terrestre)

Speaking of the one who deserved better, I can’t even think about that movie and its treatment of this kind and sweet soul. Fuck literally everyone who isn’t her.

8. Gabriele (Waves)

The purest, sweetest boy. He deserves his little boat and a hot boat daddy.

7. Mickey Miranda (Die Pfeiler der Macht)

Skanky bitch who lives for drama. If this list was based on the morals and deeds of the characters, Mickey would definitely crack the bottom 3. However, I appreciate an entertaining son of a bitch who is solely responsible for bringing life to an otherwise dull, soul-sucking movie.

6. Nicky/Nicolo di Genova (The Old Guard)

Yep, not even in top 5. Still, I’m not saying he isn’t good or anything. It’s just that most of his character’s goodness is implied rather than explored on screen, and there are five boys who got more than that.

5. Paolo (Il padre d’Italia)

Here we have a soft, vulnerable boy who deserves happiness. Placing Paolo was a little difficult because even though he’s not a very challenging character, he makes up for his straightforward goodness with quite interesting, very internalized flaws while avoiding being a clichéd self-hating gay. Also he’s just a good sweet boy whomst I love. Is that a crime?

4. Fabrizio de André (Fabrizio de André - Principe libero)

He edges out Paolo because he’s a little more complicated and does more stuff in his much longer movie. He is talented, rebellious, vulnerable and flawed, and I just think he’s neat.

3. Fabio Cannizzaro (Lo chiamavano Jeeg Robot)

Is he as complex or complicated as some of the guys he edged out? No, not at all. But is he endlessly entertaining and literally the best part of this terrible, terrible movie? Absolutely. Also, can I just say, king of style? Excellent mix of menace and patheticness. I love him and so do you.

2. Cesare (Non essere cattivo)

He manages to combine immense, almost paradoxical likeabilty with fun as well as sadness. It is wild to me that he and Vittorio are both equal protagonists (with Vittorio even taking up more space) when Cesare is so much more developed, with rich inner life and very real and human flaws. Cesare is infinitely watchable and manages to thread the needle of being tragic but not pitiful.

1. Primo Nizzuto (Trust)

Who is suprised? Literally nobody didn’t see this coming. Primo is the best: the most complex, the most interesting, the best-written, the best-dressed, the hottest, the smartest, the most cunning and ruthless. He is literally the superlative character. The day he doesn’t top a list of best characters is the day I’ve been kidnapped and replaced by an impostor.

[isakatsu-isaac-uchiha9306]

Here's my tierlist of my favorite Cars Characters. Note that this is just my opinion... If you disagree... It's completely fair... I don't have to kill you in order to like it.

So who are in my list?

S/Childhood Favorites - Mcqueen and Sally

SS/Legends - Doc, The King, Smokey, Louise Nash, River Scott, Junior Moon, Jeff Gorvette, Lewis Hamilton, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Darrel Cartrip, Bob Cutlass, Brent Mustangburger, David Hobbscap

A/Best/Lovable Characters: Mater, Cruz, Francesco Bernoulli, Finn McMissile, Holley Shiftwell, Flo, Ramone, Cal Weathers, Bobby Swift, Luigi, Guido, Tex Dinoco, Daniel Swervez, Lizzie, Stanley, Rusty, Dusty, Miss Fritter, Sheriff, Sarge, Filmore, Rod "Torque" Redline, Red, Jackson Storm, Mack, Otis the Lemon, Natalie Certain, Leland Turbo, Miguel Camino, Max Schnell, Carla Veloso, Shu Todoroki, Raoul Caroule, Nigel Gearsley, Rip Clutchgoneski

B/Awesome - Kabuto, Boost, Dj, Wingo, Snot Rod

D/Good - Van, Minnie, Tractor, Mike Wazoski (Car), Ham (Car), Woody (Car), Buzz Lightyear (Car), Abominable Snowplow (Monster Truck), Sully (Monster Truck), Frank, Winford Bradford Rutherford, Mac iCar, Shannon Spokes, Claude Scruggs, Billy Oilchanger, Chuck Armstrong, Harold "Haul" Inngas, Brick Yardley, Brian Spark, Phil Tankson, Fred, Bessie, Siddley, Floyd Mulvihill, Chase Racelott, Bubba Wheelhouse Jr., Ryan Laney, Reb Meeker

E/Who are you? - Jerry Recycled Batteries, Arvy, Doctor Damage, Albert Hinkey, Tomber, T.G Castlenut, Zil

F/Go F*ck Yourselves - Not Chuck, Chick Hicks, Chick Pitty #1, Chick Pitty #2, Miles Axelrod, Professor Zundapp, Grem, Acer, Mr. Sterling

Reasons:

S - Pretty Obvious, Since I shipped them since I was kid

SS - Their F'in legends... Especially some are named/based after real racers (I.e The king = Richard Petty, Jeff Gorvette = Jeff Gordon, Dale Earnhardt Jr. etc.)

A - Because I can... Their lovable for so many reasons...

B - They badass since I love JDM cars

C - none

D - Eh I don't interact with them that much. Especially since most of them are Side Characters

F - Ya know... F*ck y'all... Especially you Sterling... Go F*ck yourself with a torque wrench. I wish Harv was here in this list cause I hate that guy... Yeah I hate Chick for being a d*ckhead especially Zundapp and Axelrod... But Sterling (And Harv) go f*ck yourselves...

That's all...

[jojohotel]

heyyy could you do relationship headcannons with mista ?

tyty :>

Of course! Enjoy your stay.

Mista relationship headcanons

Guido Mista

A relationship with Mista would include a lot of jokes and silly flirts, at least on his part.

Like I said on a previous headcanons, Mista is always coming up with really silly and some odd pickup lines, so you better get used to it. Not only that, but if you also use silly pick-up lines with him, then it will become a competition of who comes up with the silliest.

Mista has absolutely no shame and will say pick up lines to you in front of the gang.

He is quite touchy, so if you are comfortable with him, he'll be constantly holding you, hugging you, having an arm wrapped around you, kissing you, playing with your hair, and all that stuff

Narancia is by far the most annoyed by it, constantly saying "get a room"

Mista sometimes brags about the fact that he's dating to the gang, and it may even become an annoyance when you two start dating because he wouldn't shut up about you.

Mista likes to cuddle, so if you are not much into it, he'll be petty about it and will end up hugging a pillow while he sleeps.

(Now, this one may sound NSFW, but isn't meant to sound NSFW by any means, if you feel uncomfortable, skip this one) If you are comfortable with it, Mista sometimes would like to cuddle with almost no clothes on, underwear, and it's pretty much that. He finds comfortable the warmth of your skin and the intimacy of it all.

If Mista ever wakes you up, you will be surprised. He may get an ice cube and put it in your face, give a kiss attack, hit you with a pillow until you wake up, or just lay his body on top of your to wake you up.

Kisses attacks are also something really common from him, so be prepared.

Mista isn't the one to go out on dates. He preffers the comfort of staying home, ordering food, watching tv with you, playing a game, maybe even cuddling a bit.

If you give a gift to him, if it's wearable or something like a keychain, then he'll be using it as soon as possible.