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you really need to raise your standards for what's considered "a phrase" because if it only makes sense in the specific context of the post it was originally found in and it isn't repeatable in other situations, that's not a phrase that has entered the lexicon, that's just something someone said one time.
i started this thing last week i need all the posts i can handle
What doesn't alter your vocabulary may alter, or may have already altered, someone else's. This is not about adding to The General Lexicon - I have an entire tag for things that change this site as a whole, which has a higher bar; this is largely about novelty and humor. This is us curb-stomping whatever the fuck we want into the right form for our needs, whatever those needs may be, including altering aspects of the phrase to fit the necessary format or context. It's a linguistic shotgun.
its my fuckin blog bitch ill shit where i want
#vaps.ask#i use 'phrase added to inventory' to reflect that these are things that may change someone's personal lexicon or that already have#also everything on this site is something someone said one time.#also keep in mind i do not genuinely hate you anon. i'm just slightly flabbergasted that someone comes in#and critiques a gimmick blog that i started Last Wednesday#with clearly arbitrary guidelines and nominations#like...why do you expect quality. you're setting yourself up for failure here#it's a grab bag. a random draw
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Soul eating boys
Self indulgent Soul Eater au with Meister Charles and Weapon Edwin! I’ve drawn Meister Edwin too but like…. Classic scythe Edwin….. anime Maka weapon manifestation moment….. excuse to put Charles in more tartan…..
#saint0psy art#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detective fanart#dbda#dbda fanart#charles rowland#edwin payne#soul eater#soul eater au#dbda au#falls over#ideally I’ll draw better meister edwin soon but I wanna make Charles into a weapon that suits him more than a scythe….#but might get lazy with it#I only realised drawing this that. the character parallels . with Medusa/esther crona/monty cat king/blair niko/death the kid#can’t come up with a crystal rn#bc she’s not. blackstar. unless she’s like a washed up redeemed ver of him and becomes nikos weapon instead of the sprites. or shes a witch#THOUGHTS?#(brain blast. stein Edwin and spirit Charles….)#I like this background. please don’t look at it with guidelines#can you tell i enjoy trying to merge the details of their canon fits.... for instance this coat is charles grey peacoat from the flashback#edwins outerwear is the teal jumper
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Really love how the fandom decided that post-canon Hollow is skilled at and enjoys cooking/baking
I see this hc all over the place (I've adopted it myself!) And It's honestly adorable
#especially considering Hollow doesn't eat XD#that makes sense though I feel like Hollow wouldn't cook for itself even if it did eat#but it wants its family and friends to be well fed! and strong! and happy!#and I can see recipe books being comforting?? for Hollow#having guidelines/specific instructions to follow#you know?#with the end result being a tasty treat or meal for its loved ones <3#Hollow eventually being convinced to experiment with its cooking is a fun idea too#my guy would be SO hesitant to experiment with any little thing#I could ramble about this for days I love Hollow having little hobbies and experimenting and getting to live and be a regular person#my Hollow does enjoy cooking/baking (especially soups and bread)#Some other hobbies that it takes on over the course of our post-canon timeline include:#woodworking#gardening#painting (taught by Sheo)#a bit of mechanical engineering#and songwriting! (Though it has a complicated relationship with this one in particular)#one crucial aspect when it comes to all of this though#is that Hollow is a perfectionist.#very extremely so.#it is determined to MASTER any trade that it participates in#and will very likely have an existential crisis if it cannot perform to its own very high standards for itself#why am I putting all of this in the tags I might as well just make a separate post XD#hollow knight#hk thk#hk hollow
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(it's 3 am- that's why the doodles are crap)
I had this idea kinda pop into my head and I can't sleep until I ramble about it for a little bit.
The idea kinda is to spark a chain between a bunch of au's. Like a collab thing but like- you don't really need to talk with anyone else to get it set up really. (wait, that's just an event) Maybe this would be an event, yeah.
It'd maybe be a story of Nine a bit after Sonic Prime trying to find a universe fit for him to live peacefully in. Maybe even find the Sonic that's right for him (he probably never will). So he'd bounce from Sonic AU to Sonic AU, learning a bit about it but ultimately leaving it as he views it isn't fit for him.
You could throw your headcanons in for Nine too- claim that it's the unknown energy of the universes that has changed his memory and appearance. But he knows his goal: find a universe that's just right, but it seems like it'll never come to be. It frustrates him, but he secretly doesn't mind that much because he actually likes to travel the different universes and see what's strange about it.
Maybe I could make it an actual event, even with a hashtag and such, but that's only if enough people might be interested in it (and when it isn't 3 am brain talking)
#miles nine prower#sonic au#I mean- I think it would be interesting to see a bunch of au's come together and tour give a tour through Nine.#and of course I used Road Trip as an example in the doodle.#If it becomes an actual thing- I'll make an actual post with the very loose guidelines for anyone who wants to partake.
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Apparently there's currently discussion in science (humanities in particular) about whether video essays could be accepted as academic writing on par with the academic papers we currently have
I think that's awesome as fuck tbh
#brief ramble#a lot of “texts” these days are visual media#it only makes sense that discussion of it should be able to emulate this#and so many video essayists already do academia level research and writing#philosophy tube#hbomberguy#defunctland#come to mind especially#and a lot of media analysis these days comes in form of video essays#same with sociology#jessie gender#sarah z#alexander avila#cj the x#and so many more#obviously academic video essays would have a bunch of extra requirements and citation guidelines#and you probably cant put in that many jokes#but maybe itll also help make academia more accessible??#oh hey and maybe the whole plagiarism thing wouldnt go as unchecked#honestly the day 'cj the x' becomes an academic source i am rejoining the science#that guy just makes my brain vibrate on the exactly right frequency
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buncha emmet n benny doobles ( + plus a lil special spaceship ! )
#the lego movie#the lego movie 2#art#doodles#special spaceship#specialspaceship#special spaceship shipping#so many tags for the exact same thing hwbdhed#i feel like emmet would have many construction worker stories#like. a construction site with barely any guidelines seemingly??#so many stories to come outta that#not including worker stories he accidentally eavesdropped in
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No flustered don't worry but hoe do you draw spring trapppppp
gonna treat this ask as serious heres what i do lmao
okay first i draw the guidelines bwop!
i usually end up changing proportions and stuff quite a bit as i draw so. i mean lmao. see lookit. i changed the arm in the 2nd one cuz i didnt like how it was b4. then!! i sketch and add all the details
see look spongers legs got longer BAHAHAH he is no longer squish
and uhh. thats it. here look at a side profile i did for that one springbun post i did
sometimes i hafta redo the baseline sketch if i dont like how it turns out the first time (its a good thing its so quick) i hadta do that with the first pose lol.
#spacie splains#uhhh ye :>#my shapes arent as 3d as i would like them 2 be i still have no idea howta do funky angles and shapes with the torso its like one#of the most challenging things for me rn#anyways#i hope this helped (?)#i dont follow my guidelines 2 a t they're just there 2 help#so usually my sketches come out diff than the base#thumbs up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#this is kinda sorta a ref sheet ig#the shapes are the same even with diff angles you just kinda hafta twist em#spacie scribbles#his torso usually gets longer when i draw lol
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Sylus defo has two hemipenis… HEAR ME OUT! WAIT! the adventage of this is that they not only secrete sperm in one but the other release a fluid that… well… helps the mating plug stay in place after copulating… and… glues together the female mate’s genitalia after that too so other males can’t get in… HAHAHAHAH and uh… yeah…
It’s sooo different from a merman’s *cough* Rafayel *cough*.
- your friendly neighbor the monster biologist👹✌🏻
#tw monsterfucking#tw glued intimate parts#tw knotting#tw teratophilia#writing smut can be repetitive but when it comes to monsters is not like that HAHAJAHAHAHAAJHAA#there are no rules or guidelines HAHAHA have fun#but I thought this would help shape something more#omi.rambles#the more you know#HAHAHAHAH#I know this is a squamates thing and dragons aren’t reptiles per se buuuut I think it fits perfectly (pun intended)#dragons are defo a mix of species at the end of the day#and he’s a demon too so…#NO RULES AJAGAKBS#I just like writing monsters and hybrids#omi.thirst#tw dubcon
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HIS WALK HIS VOICE HIS EVERYTHINGGG!
#i still haven’t gotten over this episode like . . . all those chousou scenes literally PLAGUE me#i want him so badly im not playing#i wanna **** him so good that his ponytails come loose#chousou papa come home your wife misses youuuu#i could say a thousand nasty things about this man right now but it would go against community guidelines#❥ — rambles!#❥ — chousou!#— (jjk!)#choso kamo#choso#chousou
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What kind of questions are good to ask your rabbi during the first meeting? I know it's good to ask questions but I can't really think of any other than what will the process be like etc., and I want to plan ahead
I didn't ask too many questions during the first meeting, but my rabbi and I got to know each other as people. He talked a bit about his history as a rabbi, some things about his practices, and then I talked about what led me to judaism and a bit of how I've integrated judaism into my life at that point.
I do think the most important question you can ask at this time is for them to outline what their expectations would be of you if you both decide to go forward. So asking what coursework there might be (my rabbi mostly gives me optional readings because I'm already in a course), how they teach, what they most often teach, and perhaps even what steps they would encourage you to take while you're converting are all good questions.
I would stray away from political questions or complex questions only when you and your potential rabbi are first meeting. You will likely have many more meetings where you can address certain things! My rabbi and I have met about three or four times, and it's pretty recent that I talked about (am/eretz) yisrael with him and how many complex and deep feelings I have about it (very cathartic and comforting, I will say). Unless it's a make-or-break for you, you can probably delay those topics for the near future.
I honestly think the first meeting is more than just discussing "practical" topics like how you'll be converting and what the process is like and asking questions. It's also to get to know each other as people. Not every rabbi will fit into your conversion in a fruitful way - you're also seeing if the rabbi will be a good fit for your goals in judaism and how you want to exist as a jew in the future.
I don't want to say "have fun and be yourself," but I think you should try to do that in part! There will probably be many places where you'll want to ask questions, and I can't anticipate that. I personally didn't ask questions from my rabbi because I could tell we were a good match, and sometimes, it's like that! But don't be afraid of the rabbi - they're a person, they're not infallible, and so many rabbis absolutely love to talk to students! I am fully confident that you wouldn't be an exception to that
#ask#jumblr#jew by choice#jewish conversion#personal thoughts tag#convert FAQs#long post#i'm so bad about giving guidelines about specific questions#mostly because there just... can't ve a script when it comes to asking things#the moments where you'll go 'i have a question!' can't be predicted and i don't want that to blind side you if that makes sense#but i am more than happy to give a general idea about what the process could look like!#and especially because i didn't feel the need to ask my rabbi all too many questions myself... i'm not sure what i would have asked him#had i the ability to turn back time and do that again... i don't know if i'd suddenly have questions#and that's okay if that also happens to you! you can ask questions at the meeting or ask more later! there's no set timeline
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would you ever write about sugar daddy billy (russo)? as in actual sugar daddy not just him spoiling his lover/significant other.. i feel like it'd be interesting to read i just don't know if it's something you'd be into.
i'm a fan of your writings! hope you see this and if not a whole writing maybe headcanons? of this au
I explicitly say in my pinned post do not send me a request you’re sending to a bunch of other authors just to see who will get to it first, and you’ve sent this exact request, word for word, to at least one other person
sending a bunch of people the same ask runs the risk of a bunch of people writing the same exact thing, and some people don’t post asks directly, they just post and say it was a request. in this case, if the other person you sent this to and I both posted this request, one of us would be accused of copying the other, depending on who posted it first, which creates unnecessary drama
do not send multiple people the same exact request. send it to one person. if they are not able/don’t want to write it, then send it to someone else, but do not do this
and just a psa to anyone reading this, authors do talk to each other. we will know if you do this. don’t be this person
#I don’t know if some of y’all are new here but there is etiquette when it comes to requests#if a person has guidelines for requests read them#we don’t take the time to post that just for it to be ignored#mine are literally in the post pinned at the top above everything#act like y’all got some sense goddamn#court answers#court rambles
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So I've asked this question to someone else too, but some people always be like: oh gods won't respond back when you're just worshipping (you can't communicate with them) only if you're WORKshipping but I've heard a lot of times that ain't true at all. They can respond back and might with worshipping. What's your take on this?
Here are my own personal definition of the two. Deity Work: Communicating with a deity for reciprocity or a trade of discussed energies and actions. These are often discussed in how it will be done, when it will be done, etc. This can be seen as sort of a "business deal" in a way. There is a specific PURPOSE in why you are contacting them and what will be done between the two of you. (EX: Working with Apollo for your art/music in return for ritual work/dedicating energy&time to him/etc.) Deity Worship: Speaking and acknowledging a deity with reverence. Praising their name, their acts, personalities, myths, etc. Often, this includes traditional worshipping acts like prayer, poems/art/performances, offering gifts/meals/etc. Many times worshippers do so not only to honor the deity but to receive their favor.
To me personally, there tends to be an overlap between these two things with those who pursue deities but not everyone who works with a deity worships them and not everyone who worships a deity works with them.
I think saying worshippers cannot communicate with deities is a little silly. Deities are appreciative of being honored by someone and will often take interest in those who do so. But like... anyone can pick up a divination method and talk to the gods. It's not something exclusive to people who work with deities. Otherwise, how else would you even START deity work if you have to work with them in the first place to talk to them???? I've had the opportunity to speak to a number of deities who I do NOT work with, do NOT worship and they pop up once or twice just to talk. It's super gatekeep-y in my opinion to suggest that only a specific practice has access to the gods when that's just not true?
Everyone's practice is of course different but that doesn't mean you can tell other practitioners what they can/can't do by your own personal set metrics.
#i'm never one who enjoys hardset “no”s when it comes to religion or spirituality#it often tends to be wrong and someone's personal rules rather than a guideline#deity work#deity worship#pagan#paganism#witchblr#paganblr#pagan witch
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Angry level: opening dollblr spam-poster's blogs to mass report repeat offenders.
#dollblr#dollblr cleanup crew#dollblr = doll-tumblr#DOLL TUMBLR#YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING LOOK AT THIS TAG STOP USING IT#I know this because I've had no one - I repeat NO ONE - coming after me#despite loudly declaring I am doing this and actively encouraging it#again: spamming irrelevant tags is against tumblr usee guidelines and repeated offences can result in a ban#pleeeeease stop these people from accumulating tags#this is not entirely aimed at coquette posters btw cause I've been to the tag#there are PLENTY of them who actually know how to tag and only tag relevant#it's just these attention seeking bad actors and I've had enoug#AND I ONLY JUST GOT HERE
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[id in alt]
frantically looks around .
#monotoneart#messed around with my brushes a bit and suddenly my ability to draw has returned to me#using a different lighter brush for the guidelines vs the one for the actual drawing#also rain world the watcher coming out in under a week i'm so excited aurghhh!!!
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me and my sister was thinking of little master builders world building before tlm and we had the silly idea of — hey maybe they did lil fun games as moral when things looked dire ?
therefore, ✨ Brick-lympics ✨
i think they’d have little categories they’d all play in like ‘who can build the fastest?’ <- (consistently benny) or ‘who can build the most creative design?’ ‘who has the strongest build?’
n maybe in tlm2 or tlm if they weren’t invaded literally seconds after, Emmet joins in and probably switches between judging and building every now and again

#the lego movie#tlm#silly hcs yet again#the lego movie 2#it is just fact that benny builds the fastest in SPECIFCALLY spaceships#maybe they have to barr that theme of build because of him constantly winning and he gets pissed about it#i think when emmet joins everyone underestimates him a ton#and then when the structurally sound build comes along he clears everyone#construction builder guidelines cemented in his head#!!!#probably wins that so often he either does worse in order to have his friends win too#or maybe becomes a judge#probably people who are very good in those catagories become judges#emmet tries to judge and he is just way too nice#maybe they introduce new catagories after tlm like#who can follow the instructions the closest ??#porbably the hardest one out of them all#everyone (except emmet) hates it#i dunno what the prize would be though#maybe a medal like actual olympics?#or bragging rights?#cash ??#love thinking about masterbuilding worldbuilding i wanna know what they did for all those years#feel free to add any ideas i am#tired hwbhdbhwbudbhw
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Hi! I'm helping Cigs out and posting some asks on his behalf because of how many people signed up, see as follows 💖:
Hello! Thank you for signing up for my little fandom project. Like I mentioned in my post, these will be once a month character building/exploration questions. I don't expect immediate answers. Feel free to take the whole month, if you need! If you have more than one Step, pick your favorite or whichever you think needs more love.
We're going to start with the basics this month: Where did your Sidestep get your name? Do they know what it means? Do they feel any particular way about their name?
-Cigs
I had to hold off on this til I revealed my second sidestep cuz I have no idea how to answer this one for Corey yet lmao. so yeah here's some Chase lore
Chase is her regene name! Her role on missions was essentially stalking/tracking targets that knew they were being hunted and thus were being really evasive and hard to reach, and she took her job WAY too seriously. Unlike Corey, who was infamous for being a defiant shithead towards their handlers, she was known for being teacher's pet and always on her best behavior. So the other regenes she worked with on missions started referring to her by her job title as a not-so-subtle dig at how single minded she was about it. a sort of "this Ken's job is beach" joke
She knows they meant it mockingly, but she embraced it and still loves her name/wears it like a badge of honor. Shes proud of her past accomplishments (even if there was a brief sidestep era "oh god what have i done" phase). There was no hesitation about using that as her name when Ortega asked her for one.
She chose her last name after a conversation she had with Julia about tia Elena/ her choosing to go by Ortega. For better or worse, she viewed the director through a familial lens, so choosing "Siepen" as a surname was both a power move and a way of deflecting blame for her problems onto her. Very much a "you made me/raised me to be like this so if you dont like it, its your fault" sort of vibe.
#this was so much fun to think about#thank you for doing these! <3#i tried so hard to come up with an answer for Corey but they did NOT wanna cooperate XD#all i know for them is the surname “Rook” is something they came up with on the fly bc they were playing chess with Chen when they got aske#about their name for the probably millionth time and got fed up enough to BS an answer#and they definitely revealed that fake last name before their first name#ooc all i know is i want them and their HG to have the same initials but idk how to frame it without it being “special directive gave them”#-“really dumb guidelines for coming up with pseudonyms” or “picked something really close by insane coincidence”#just ortega and hg rolling their eyes at corey bc obviously two ginger telepaths with the initials CR in the same city must be related#and they gotta be a little dumb/too sentimental about it to choose to go by that#meanwhile corey is totally oblivious#fallen hero#sidestep#chase siepen#oc lore
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