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#guess who i married#i know sebastian's birthday is in winter so they would be wearing winter outfits but i wanted to draw the standard ones#i started playing 2 months ago and it's all i think about since#stardew valley#sdv fanart#sdv#stardew valley fanart#sdv sam#sdv abigail#sdv sebastian#wasian seb#sdv robin
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I love fics where Shen Yuan transmigrates into one of Luo Binghe's wives, but consider:
Shen Yuan transmigrates into a female character who has never been mentioned as one of Luo Binghe's wives. However, he looks around, goes "I'm a beautiful woman in the world of Proud Immortal Demon Way" and subsequently decides that he absolutely must be a wife. Alas, curses, what a horrifying fate for an extremely heterosexual young man (who was definitely a man yup except no longer alas), but there is just nothing for it now she's gotta marry Luo Binghe and have sex with him.
Shen Yuan: I can't believe you're FORCING me to marry Luo Binghe
The System: actually user doesn't have to--
Shen Yuan: C L E A R L Y as a beautiful woman I have NO alternative so even if you don't make it an express order, there is nothing else I can do!
The System: marrying the protagonist is not a requirement for--
Shen Yuan: NOTHING ELSE I CAN DO
#bingqiu#svsss#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#system: user doesn't have to marry#shen yuan: what do you take my womansona for some kind of harlot who gives the milk away for free?#shen yuan: not that anyone wouldn't give it up to binghe regardless so I guess she couldn't be blamed#shen yuan: even so luo binghe likes to marry the women he sleeps with and of course only a lunatic would turn him down#shen yuan: do I seem like a lunatic to you?#system: ...
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Just once I would like a Peter stuck in Gotham story where Tony gets dragged along with him for the ride.
Like they drop down and Tony is like
“Not an ideal situation, good news is we’re not dead. Bad news that looked like a one way trip for us. We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. Now we should focus on short turn goals: food, water and a place to stay, everything else can wait.”
I want Tony to be out there working his ass off from helping people with broken items then getting a job at wayne enterprises and starting a technology revolution in this dimension because he just can’t stand how out of date everything is and then running to pick up Peter from the rich kid school and the two of them trying to do reconnaissance and failing miserably.
Peter for his part is having a great time with school and his new vigilante gig.
Peter’s vigilante friends in school are worried about how bruised Peter looks sometimes and think that Tony is abusive before breaking in and just hearing Tony being a mother hen.
Then one breakout things are not looking too good and Spider-man just says
“Karen, activate Papa Protocol.”
And then like ten minutes later in comes Ironman with a bone to pick with the rouges.
Bruce doesn’t know if he loves Tony or hates him but his kids find him hilarious.
#writing prompt#marvel x dc#peter parker#tony stark#bruce wayne#just let peter have some support#tony doesn’t go out in the ironman suit a lot bc it’s was damaged on the way here and very flashy#tony after running home due to a code Papa: you know I’m a little disappointed no one invited me#Bruce watching tony be a suave and charismatic man in front of reporters to give him an exit#knowing full well this is the same man who wear stained t-shirts in the lab while headbanging to ACDC and drinking old coffee#Brue: hm.#Dick: i mean he’s not the worst you’ve ever gone for#Tim: either you marry him or i beg to become peter’s brother#Bruce: he’s annoying I want to kiss him#bruce wayne x tony stark#i guess?
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I finally finished the main game.. it threw me straight into the dlc.. I didn’t even have time to finish Narinder’s side quests.. :((
So I decided in honor of the fact that I’m about to collect bishop followers like Pokemon cards, I drew them :)
Shamura.. very hard to draw. I had to trace many times to finally get a decent doodle..
#cotl fanart#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#cotl leshy#cotl kallamar#cotl heket#cotl shamura#Guess who I’m gonna marry :00#cotl bishops#“Trace it till you make it” I suppose..#Shamura is hard to draw :((
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if we can’t have a rendoc wedding bc APPARENTLY they’re married already then we can use the courthouse to renew their vows
#i love how everyone is just kinda like yeah this is just how it is they’re married anyway who wants to be put on trial???#hermitcraft#hermitblr#hermitshipping#<- i guess? i didn’t have an opinion about this until today’s events lol#rendoc#docm77#rendog
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#lords here means those who have finished their homework; which is jack and sebek#twisted wonderland#twst#sebek zigvolt#ace trappola#twst yuu#twst mc#fanart#MATH SHOULDN'T BE THIS ROMANTIC#I was suddenly dropped with the news i need to do math 'BKSB' test near the future#and i was discussing math problems with my father because i am a stoopid adult growing out of my math now#and my father dropped this screenshot from insta short of a math account with simple to understand formula for fractions#AND I AM CRYING BCS WHY THERE'RE HEARTS IN THOSE#FHSDH i MEANT IT'S SMART#FOR IT TO BE EASY TO READ#AND EASY TO UNDERSTAND WITHOUT BOMBARDING MORE ARITHEMATIC SYMBOLS TO THE PICTURE#LIKE YES THIS NUMBER AND THIS NUMBER LOVE EACH OTHER THEY GOT MARRIED AND SO TOGETHER THEY BE--- WHAT NUMBER#FHSDH#anyhow if anybody knows do tell me if bksb test is hard or not#yuu is the type to finish their homework early but i guess the problem at nrc leave them too busy at times
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My kid playing Stardew Valley: mountain forest gremlin who barely deals with the farm because they live for mining. Also lives with a sewer creature. Is beloved by the townsfolk
Me playing Stardew Valley: hardworking farmer who really cares about the farm and the farm animals and does the best they can to create top notch products. Hated by everyone except the town goths and the homeless man who lives in the woods
#ok not really hated#just half the town does not give a shit about me and the rest are like 'they're fine i guess' but I am besties with the loner goth#married to the purple haired goth#and got a solid friendship with a man who lives in the woods#i am surprisingly ok with that#stardew valley
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Wardrobe Woes
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#Yes: there are people who read these comics who don't know much about mdzs. Several are my beloved and supportive friends B'*)#This comic in particular is one that I've been thinking about for a very long time and I'm so happy to finally be here!#I was trying to think about how to explain the social rules of the forehead ribbon and the reason lwj was so upset#and the metaphor of 'it's kind of like wwx accidently undoing lwj's bikini in front of a crowd.' came to mind.#of course there's a bit more to it than that but the point here is that - accident or not - it still embarrasses lwj#wwx doesn't get the entire context behind it (at the time. Now he *does* and it all makes a bit more sense)#But he knows he made lwj upset. He knows he doesn't want to put lwj in another embarrassing situation.#Not after all this. Not after everything. Not after realizing that his desire for friendship might be the kind of desire that ruins lan zha#Love the symbolism of the archery outfits being red during this moment of 'whoops only married couples can do that' moment.#What if we accidental proposed............accidental marriage....accidental kiss the bridegroom....accidental fall in love.#Guess we did inadvertently get the puffy sleeves and bikini outfits in the end.#wwx in an old timey bathing suit is so important to me. I'll die on this hill.#lwj's cute little box is inspired by @lazycranberrydoodles's cute fan art <3 I love it a lot
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I simply think this fandom doesn't give Wei Wuxian enough credit for the various ways in which he saved Lan Wangji
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#wangxian#idk man- i just see a lot of “Lan Wangji has always been protecting Wei Wuxian” posts and its like...#I mean... Lan Wangji has always certainly been trying to protect Wei Wuxian#it took him a long time to figure how to successfully do that though#rereading the books rn and noticing theres a lot of instances that could be read as lwj being frustrated over his inability to protect wwx#like he seemed ready to cry when wwx went missing for a while and then came back with the cursed leg#lwj has always been great at protecting wwx from physical threats (ex: waterborn abyss) but had no idea how to protect him from himself#meanwhile wwx has always been instictually good at saving lwj from both#like I'm 100% lwj would've become like Jiang Cheng if wwx hadn't snapped him out of the blindly following authority thing#and also like... 15 y/o lwj wasnt happy with his life. he was lonely and stressed and literally signing up to be flogged whenever he goofed#wwx is who allowed lwj to grow up by showing him what it was like to actually be a kid (shown in story whenever lwj gets drunk)#he led lwj to having a more flexible mindset. and it both let lwj relax and set lwj up to be a better parent#looking into lwj's dynamic with the juniors- he lets them break a fuck ton of the petty rules and encourages them to question authority#he also teaches them to not be married to any one meathod of problem solving#wwx is also able to save lwj from his own stubbornness#ex: carrying lwj when he broke his leg. getting lwj to cough up bad blood. getting lwj to keep the rabbits#wwx also tends to give lwj the words he has trouble saying himself. helps him communicate#wwx also protects lwj in fights a lot but thats narratively less important#except the various times wwx puts himself in danger to help lwj. those times are what made it so lwj could never move on from wwx#like with the cave incident#or when wwx helped surpress the arm instead of using the chaos to escape cloud recesses#tldr i guess: i think this fandom tends to treat lwj being the best like its natural to him when really wwx accidentaly rewired his brain#I'm looking directly at fanfic writers who act like the Lans would've treated wwx better than the Jiangs#lwj had to do so much work and self reflection post meeting wwx to be the way he is. he is not the sole product of the Lan teachings
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okay so Harry is Lily’s kid and James is his uncle and one day Lily’s in a bind and needs him to pick Harry up from daycare so of course he does it and he goes in and finds this… really hot dad. And his daughter is talking to Harry so James takes the chance to go talk to him. He learns his name is Regulus and is so obsessed with it as James always is and Reg points at Harry and asks if he’s his son. James being the idiot that he is says yes (he’s struggling). Also they look pretty much identical cause he was the sperm donor so it makes sense that Reg asks. James has been asked it before... but Reg is hot and he short circuited. They leave and agree that they should rearrange a play date… you know for the kids.
James has to keep asking Lily to borrow Harry to take him to these places and it’s this huge mess.
And Reg has to keep coming up with reasons to Pandora and Xeno why he always wants to take their daughter out places.
chaos ensues.
#this is so stupid#i thought of this while in the shower#also idk Lily can be Harry mom while James isnt his dad#it works with the plot okay#Lily would also be married to someone#I'm not writing it so I really don't care who#Probably Mary#I want to say Dorcas but people normally make her and Reg friends#I would say Evan just for fun you know but he's Reg's friend so it wouldn't work#Pandora is an obvious no#so I guess Marylily will do#but again I'm not writing it so I don't give a shit#jegulus#okay so so this is a draft from AGES ago#like october#but i was looking through my drafts and it made me go huh#so it’s gonna be posted now
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would nana and nana’s ship name be nana 🤨
#this is so stupid please ignore me#guess who started watching nana 😔💔#NO SPOILERS PLEASE BTW#they’re so in love i hope they get married at the end of the series and ren is the maid of honor#god i love nana and hachi sm i wish lesbians were real 😢#i want to do art soon bc hachi and nana's entire wardrobe needs to be mine i WILL draw all their outfits#u can tell when the creator is a woman bc of the immaculate taste the characters have#anyway i've heard this show was devastating but im like 25 eps in and its pretty chill#hachi just started hooking up w takumi so i think things are abt to take a turn for the worse but We Will See#nana
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If you ever feel sad it’s because you’re subconsciously thinking about Camilla Hect
#mother i love her#we are going to get married and she can bring her cousin i guess#we’ll be so happy#what do you mean?#paul?#who’s paul?#best girl#camilla hect#the locked tomb#tlt#tlt spoilers#nona the ninth#ntn#ntn spoilers
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Have a JayRoy prompt I will never finish shhhh
Jason: Can you believe Bruce and Ollie right now?! Do they seriously think blowing up our phones is going to convince either of us to throw a stupid wedding?
Jason: How do they not get that the reason we went to the courthouse was to literally avoid all of this in the first place?!
Roy, choked up: Yeah, totally. They're totally blowing this way out of proportion.
Jason: ......
Jason: ......... what's wrong?
Roy: Nothing.
Jason: .....
Roy: It's just ... Dinah sent me some pics of some flower girl dresses she was looking at.
Roy, barely holding back tears: Lian would make such a cute flower girl!!!
Jason: *long sigh*
Jason: Okay. I'll call Bruce.
#jayroy#royjay#jason todd#roy harper#lian harper#batfam#arrowfam#i've seen a few fics tackle#what it would be like for jason and roy#to get married#without their families finding out#and they're always a treat XD#i guess you could consider this an example of that?#free jayroy prompt to anyone who wants it#dreamer queue
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Tongues and Teeth :: TWST
Something I made at literally 12 AM... not proofread so like go easy on me thanks </3 Kind of?? An AU of my TWST X Reader ??? Yeah. (Not really ig idk) Also angst?? I guess. Slight panic attack from Kalim and MC. Lot's of crying via Kalim <3 Characters: Kalim, Jamil, (fem!) MC Song: Tongues & Teeth, The Crane Wives {{Jamil to MC, MC to Kalim}}
I’ve grown a mouth so sharp and cruel
“For what it’s worth Jamil, I don’t forgive you.” You spat the words out like venom as you stared at the servant, your lips pressed into a thin line as your nose remained scrunched in distaste.
It’s all that I can give to you, my dear
You stared blankly at the flower that sat atop your clothes. The beautiful petals seemed to have a certain aura– one of purity. They remained uncrushed, unlike the flower Kalim had oh so kindly gifted you.
And when you come in quick to steal a kiss
You blinked owlishly as you touched your lips. The kiss Kalim had given you was chaste– quick. A small peck. For some reason, it left a bitter feeling on your lips– which was odd, because Kalim’s tasted as sweet as coconuts.
My teeth will only cut your lips, my dear
You watched from afar as Kalim sobbed violently over Jamil, the servant keeping his head low as he clenched his fists in irritation at the entire situation. The constant wailing of Kalim’s voice in his ears surely didn’t help.
And I know that you mean so well
The flower was gorgeous– a pristine white that separated itself from the dark of the night sky you and Kalim sat under. Kalim’s hands were gentle as he set the flower in your hair, his fingers brushing against your cheek.
But I am not a vessel for your good intent
The black and blue swirled and mixed, unnoticeable to the human eye as it settled in your gem. Your eyes stayed on the sand, your lips pressed together as you listened to the music.
It was so odd how humans bounced back.
I will only break your pretty things
Wide eyes watched as Jamil crushed your flower– your flower. The white petals separated from one another, rips and tears in what used to be their flawless and soft petals. Now they remained crumpled up on the floor, sitting in a disgusting pool of ink.
I will only wring you dry of everything
Covering your arms, you watched as Kalim happily chatted with Vil– a certain gleam in his eye as he babbled on and on about what repairs needed to be done to Ramshackle and how excited he was to help with the money. Next to him stood Jamil, the brunette eyeing the younger housewarden with a hidden layer of irritation and exasperation.
But if you’re fine with that
You can be mine like that
Abandon all your stupid dreams about the girl I could have been, my dear
Somewhere out there, surely, there was a version of you that was happy in Twisted Wonderland. It was made clear to you by everything the world threw at you that you should be here. It wouldn’t let you go home.
But you don’t think that happy version of you existed here, in Night Raven.
‘Cause, in the night, I know you burn with feelings
You stared at Kalim curiously from under your lashes, the cold wind whipping and tugging at your skin harshly. His smile was soft as he stared at the sky.
That was just about the only good thing to come from Ramshackle. The view it provided.
I cannot return my, dear
“I’m always chosen. Always. That’s such an obvious truth that I’ve never consciously processed it.” He admitted softly, shrugging his shoulders rather pathetically at you.
Oh my, dear
You gotta know that this won’t last
It was a calm reassurance you had told Kalim– a true one, by all means. Kalim was not responsible for Jamil’s overblot. At least, not entirely. It was high time that both he and the servant come to that realization, for the dancing back and forth over who was right and who was wrong had long worn out both their dancing shoes, you believed.
It had begun to get irritating.
But it was a sweet moment– a kind, moment. And that was something you didn’t get very often.
Desperation will erase that fact
Your cries echoed through the hallway of Ramshackle– like a gentle ghosts cry, it haunted the quietness of the night, all through your bedrooms door.
Jamil’s hand hovered over the old wood, never fully touching it as he listened to your wails as you wallowed in your own pool of misery. Eventually, he let his hand fall to his side as he heard your cries come to a stop.
“She must have gone to bed.” He muttered to himself, staring at your door one last time before walking off.
I’m keeping all of the answers in my cigarette box
Your hands gripped the ghost camera. The stupid, orange, and old camera that Crowley had gifted you. It was practically useless to you– you’ve only ever used it a handful of times before. And that mouse motif– oh, the horrid mouse motif.
It was a stark reminder that you lived in a different world. A world that, by all means, should not be possible.
But it was, and you were stuck in it.
Yeah, the answer’s in the second before the other shoe drops
The confetti rained down on you, but not for you. The colorful pieces of paper dusted your skin as yells and hollers filled the air.
But not for you. Never for you.
Slowly, your eyes found Jamils. His dark eyes stared into your own, both of you looking at each other with what felt like apathetic expressions. But there was a layer of irritation under both of your surfaces as you attempted to drown out the wails of Kalim.
And for a moment, you realized– you were witnessing Kalim’s second loss.
Ever.
And one of your many.
And if you’re blind to that
I am fine with that
The wails of Kalim echoed through the empty Ramshackle dorm as he sobbed and cried for you and Jamil to come back. His hands shook as he raked them through his hair, his ruby-red eyes doused in tears.
His body couldn’t stop itself from shaking, his lips trembling as he yelled, and screamed, and soon he began to mutter under his breath. His words were so jumbled together that even Rook had a hard time understanding the housewarden.
Oh, I will ruin you
You felt like you were in a daze– a neverending one, to boot. Your heart beat in a way it shouldn’t as you ignored Leona’s voice, your eyes focused on the passed-out Jamil.
His hair covered his face in a delicate curtain as if shielding him from the world. It was as if the pure sight of him had been enough to reel you back in. As you caught your breath, you listened to Leona quietly.
But never did your eyes stray from Jamil.
Oh, I will ruin you
Each overblot. Every single one of them– in a way, they had all turned out the same, hadn’t they?
Each boy made it out alive.
They got to apologize– but never did you ever feel quite satisfied with them. A mere apology wouldn’t make up for the trauma they caused.
But despite it all, nothing ever changed. Another overblot always took the old ones' place. A different person. A different time. A different challenge.
But you always stared it in the face– and you always saved the day.
It’s a habit, I can’t help it
I know that you mean so well
Child Kalim laughed happily as he ran in circles around Child Jamil, the light shining down on them as you and Jamil stared at the scene with dull eyes.
But I am not a vessel for your good intent
Jamil’s hand wrapped around your own as you both stared at a similar scene– your, scene.
He squeezed it.
And you squeezed back.
You and Jamil– however harshly you had treated one another, in a twisted, sick, and hell-bent way– understood each other.
And you weren’t sure if Kalim ever quite could.
I will only break your pretty things
The flower Jamil had gifted you (as a replacement, you added solemnly in your mind) has long since been discarded. Where it lay now, you had no clue.
It was a shame, you thought.
Even a replacement for the purest gift you had been given had been lost.
Perhaps you were just never meant to have one.
I will only wring you dry of everything
The red outfit you had been gifted was tucked away in your closet. Grimly, you shoved the clothes Crewel had given you aside as you stared at it.
You really, really liked the outfit.
It was beautiful and dripping in gold– the silk shifted against your skin, causing you no irritation.
It was expensive, to boot.
Such a shame its history was riddled with something so horrible, you thought with a frown before slamming the closet doors shut.
And if you’re fine with that
If you’re fine with that
Kalim stared at you with wide eyes, his lips parted in disbelief as you and Jamil stood in front of him.
Jamil had…used his Unique Magic on you?
Multiple times?
Questions swam through his head at the speed of light– were any of the moments you and he shared in Scarabia together real?
When were you under the spell and when were you not?
I will poison all your happy thoughts
I will love you like the ashes in my cigarette box
And if you’re fine with that
You can be mine
If you’re fine with that
The dress was long, and the gold that was embroidered on it glistened in the light as you made your way down the aisle. Red flowers decorated the venue as you avoided everyone’s curious gazes on your form, with your head dipped low as you continued.
“You look gorgeous.” He whispered to you, making a small smile appear on your lips.
And as you peered up, you met his eyes.
But for some reason, you couldn’t tell if they were red or a dark, rooted brown.
You can be mine
#disney twst#twst#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#TWST X Reader#Fem! Reader#Female! Reader#Kalim X Reader#Jamil X Reader#TWST Kalim#TWST Jamil#reader insert#twisted wonderland reader insert#twst reader insert#Jamil X Female! Reader#Kalim X Female! Reader#tagging everything that comes to mind sob#fanfic#twisted wonderland my beloved#kalim#x reader#jamil#angst??? i guess#they get married at the end#she just can't tell who she married
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late for work...
#orv#omniscient reader's viewpoint#omniscient reader#yoo joonghyuk#kim dokja#joongdok#중독#my art#joongdok adult roommates#just two guys who have been living together for 10 years with no other romantic relationships#they have never made anything official and don't refer to each other by any titles other than roommate#however when inevitably asked by neighbours/coworkers/friends if they ever plan to get into a relationship or marriage they always respond:#....i guess i've never felt the need for that'#it is because they have been functionally married for over a decade thank you for coming to my ted talk#no scenarios au
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Halenthir scenario where they get married for tax benefits (in a platonic good friends sort of way) and fall in love long distance via sending each other letters with ideas on how to best leverage their marriage for tax evasion.
#Haleth has never paid taxes before moving to brethil#And is FUMING about the idea. So she sends a letter to Caranthir who mentioned something about *evading* taxes#In this setting I guess they part on good friendship terms#She visits him for a crash course in tax evading and they get drunk and someone mentions marriage giving you tax benefits#They wake up the next day and decide “you know what. Let’s actually get married for tax evasion purposes. It would be hilarious”#Up to you whether they get married in the elven way or just in the human way#Haleth fucks off back to brethil with a bunch of gifts from Caranthir like “bye bestie” and he’s like “👍. Bye bestie.”#And they strike up a proper correspondence#Because they’re married obviously#not because they’re having fun talking about loopholes in the tax code#That would be ridiculous. Obviously they are writing each other erotica.#All of Caranthir’s brothers find out because Caranthir ticks married on his tax return#Maglor voice: YOU GOT MARRIED? AND YOU DIDNT INVITE US?#Caranthir voice: It was pretty low-key. Now tell me. Did Fingolfin cry upon seeing how I leveraged my marriage for tax concessions.#Literally all his brothers: various sounds of sudden realisation this is a tax scheme#half of them don’t even believe haleth is a real person. She might have just been made up for tax reasons#Obviously this leads to a comedy of errors and classic finwean snooping#at one point Haleth hits one of Caranthir’s (half) cousins with a shovel for snooping#claims her name isn’t haleth (despite all her people calling her Haleth) and dares them to call her out on it#they can’t btw she is terrifying#silmarillion#the silmarillion#tolkien#caranthir#morifinwe#haleth of the haladin
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