#guess this is one of mine

[naranjapetrificada]

I have read AUs where people have convincingly written circumstances (usually modern) where maybe things were just different enough that Izzy was a better person. But I really genuinely don't think that anyone, be that actual writers or the proverbial infinite monkeys, could ever convince me that Stede would ever be attracted to him.

Put them in the modern era. Put them on another planet. Turn one or more of the characters into a sentient AI or an eldritch being out of an abyssal nightmare realm. Create a fantasy world so rich in detail that it could have its own Silmarillion. But never, ever ask me to believe that any version of Stede Bonnet would be into any version of Izzy Hands.

[traffys]

i haven’t been able to get this out of my head i’m sorry ejshsjsj

[cyancees]

this has been sitting in my files for SO LONG cus i kinda hate it but here

[beif0ngs]

#subtlety is not her strongest suit

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I hope you take this as the compliment it is intended to be, but you strike the same chord of irreverence-as-love, jokes-to-showcase-sencerity that I get from Chuck Tingle, and I adore both of you.

You have bestowed the greatest honour upon me.

[courfee]

remus is very unimpressed, sirius is very happy :)

based on this post

[cobaltfluff]

competitive aquarium date

bonus: the night before

[glo-shroom]

yes & no by Natalie Wee | Trigun Ultimate Overhaul

[hellenhighwater]

Genuinely being a single woman in my thirties, living alone, is such a mixed blessing sometimes. I do love my house and when I'm here I literally never want to leave. But on the other hand, I do get tired of leaving to go hang out with people, even though I love seeing them. Especially because I have such a great group of friends but they live all over the place, geographically, and therefore most of them don't know each other. And I actually really love hosting? But I never have people in my house because logistically it's always more practical for me to go to them than vice versa.

But sometimes I buy new old dishes and wanna just have a little fancy wizard party, but all my guests are far away. Please may I have the teleport spell. Or a high-speed commuter rail system.

[critter-of-habit]

Filling the "No more Ahsoka episodes" void with silly meme redraws

[kyouka-supremacy]

“Dazai showing genuine fear and distress” is my favourite Dazai flavour

[doradeluna]

Idk what quote to put here I just wanted to post the three of them together bc this is the way these were meant to be seen.....

Link to individual posts under:

Harrow

Alecto

Gideon

[karalovesallthegirls]

Also have another “first words spoken to you are on your skin” soulmate AU idea where Kara is a journalist assigned to shadow the controversial CEO of L-Corp for the day. It’s a big deal for her to get this assignment, so of course she trips the second she’s near the other woman and tries awkwardly to redeem herself.

The CEO stares at her almost in shock, and then says nothing. At all. Ever, for the entire day.

Kara spends hours following Lena Luthor around trying to fill the silence, but no amount of questions get her to talk. Lena almost seems to be running away at some points - like she’s trying to lose her? - and the few times she’s managed to catch her actually talking to someone she goes silent the second she sees Kara.

She asks around if Miss Luthor is usually like this and everyone looks at her like she’s crazy. Apparently she’s the only one who gets the silent treatment. By the end of her first day shadowing she’s walking away with half a page of observations and not a single quote. Miss Grant is going to kill her.

But that’s okay. It’s fine, this isn’t over. She has four days of shadowing ahead of her and she’ll be damned if she doesn’t finish this with a quote from the woman herself. It’s only a matter of time.

[whateverthought]

I know there's a lot of debate about the Stans' age, and personally I've calculated it as 62, so Shermie would have had to have His Son(Dip+Mab Dad) at 16 and then the twins were born when their parents were 18 or vice versa. To me, I like the thought that Shermie didn't escape Filbrick's bad parenting and got a girl pregnant as a teenager and his son only managed to be slightly better and married the mother of his children only for their marriage to not work out. Bill Cipher referencing Dipper hearing his parents fighting.

It's the consequences of Bad Parenting and Abuse afflicted by this man that's haunting the narrative.

[yrsonpurpose]

That was surprisingly vigorous.

[butchjesus]

ok but for real now. since tiktok has so throughly disappointed on this trend. who is your strangest hear me out / most bizarre crush? freaks and headscratchers only edition