#guess this is one of mine
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I have read AUs where people have convincingly written circumstances (usually modern) where maybe things were just different enough that Izzy was a better person. But I really genuinely don't think that anyone, be that actual writers or the proverbial infinite monkeys, could ever convince me that Stede would ever be attracted to him.
Put them in the modern era. Put them on another planet. Turn one or more of the characters into a sentient AI or an eldritch being out of an abyssal nightmare realm. Create a fantasy world so rich in detail that it could have its own Silmarillion. But never, ever ask me to believe that any version of Stede Bonnet would be into any version of Izzy Hands.
#for every headcanon there is an equal and opposite headcanon#guess this is one of mine#we're all here to write what we want and no one can or should censor anything#but nothing will ever take me out faster#ofmd#our flag means death#stede bonnet#izzy hands
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i haven’t been able to get this out of my head i’m sorry ejshsjsj
#shanks#red haired shanks#opla#one piece#one piece netflix#one piece live action#opla spoilers#I guess#*mine
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#subtlety is not her strongest suit
#Arcane#League of Legends#arcaneedit#animationedit#loledit#Vi#*mine#asdfghjkl that face she makes is so funny#like no duh it's tattooed on your FACE#lmao i guess that's one of the reasons why she painted her face when she's seen fighting in the pits
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this has been sitting in my files for SO LONG cus i kinda hate it but here
#joseph joestar#holly kujo#jotaro kujo#stardust crusaders#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#art#mine#fanart#jotaro has a bunch of gold stars and joseph has none cus joseph has gotten none right#but thats cus even when he knows the right one he waits for jotaro to guess first#and pretends to lament how much smarter the kid is than him
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I hope you take this as the compliment it is intended to be, but you strike the same chord of irreverence-as-love, jokes-to-showcase-sencerity that I get from Chuck Tingle, and I adore both of you.
You have bestowed the greatest honour upon me.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangij#wei wuxian#digital art#ask#Thank you very much; I do take it as the compliment you intended it to be B*)#Mr. Tingle is a legend in both grindset and vibes. To be even 0.1% striking a similar chord is an aspiration of mine.#I also want to honour the effort I put into this parody book cover. Which was a *lot* more than one would think.#Covers were analyzed. I did research and took notes. I learned how to download fonts. 4 different programs were used.#This file is also poster sized (A4 dimensions)! I thought It would make the joke funnier for some reason.#Chuck Tingle's style is very iconic and fun to replicate. Despite the time intensive labour - I had a blast making this!#I admit to skimming most of the chapter this is based off of just to fact check a few details but boy did I learn things.#Wei Wuxian canonically has CAKE. Tiny waist and a fat ass.#I took several more notes but I will warn you now that I can't *not* find smut writing to be very funny.#This was pure chaos. Unbridled chaos. WWX really did shove a sword up his ass to bully dream-LWJ.#The need to be a little shit trumps saftey I guess.#There is a 99.9% chance I will not cover the extras so this is likely all the fans of those chapters will get from PD-MDZS.
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remus is very unimpressed, sirius is very happy :)
based on this post
#i spent like 1.5 hours on this that i definitely should have spent studying instead considering i have an exam tomorrow :')))))#anyway enjoy it extra hard to wish me luck please#remus lupin#remus lupin fanart#harry potter#harry potter fanart#marauders#marauders fanart#Hp#My art#marauders era#Mine#he was supposed to look like a malnourished noodle but i failed at that#and didnt have the time to actually put effort into it#Ive not gone through the process of letting it lie around for a couple days tp find all thr mistakes#So noe im already spotting them but its too late to fix#(Or rather. You guessed ir. I domt have thr timr)#Like the first one is fime but i have several issues with thr second one#But oh welllllllll who cares yolo and all tht jazz
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competitive aquarium date
bonus: the night before
#p5r#akeshu#shuake too i guess??#art tag#persona#casual dating implies the existence of competitive dating#they are RIVALS#although one of them seems to care a bit more about that than the other LOL#also random backstory i just made up#renren was so excited reading up facts#he only realised in the morning that his shirt had a curry stain on it#and so he had to buy a new one on the way and forgot to take off the tag#ofc mr detective prince has noticed but ofc he wont say anything#bc he secretly thinks it's endearing#but ofc he's say it's dumb and stupid#guys idk how you headcanon them but this is mine#they are slowly becoming my ocs#im adopting the two little guys from the game i played
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I know there's a lot of debate about the Stans' age, and personally I've calculated it as 62, so Shermie would have had to have His Son(Dip+Mab Dad) at 16 and then the twins were born when their parents were 18 or vice versa. To me, I like the thought that Shermie didn't escape Filbrick's bad parenting and got a girl pregnant as a teenager and his son only managed to be slightly better and married the mother of his children only for their marriage to not work out. Bill Cipher referencing Dipper hearing his parents fighting.
It's the consequences of Bad Parenting and Abuse afflicted by this man that's haunting the narrative.
#his son tries to be better by marrying her when he finds out#ala old sitcoms like George Lopez or the one with the Irish family#but the facade doesnt hold up#the calculations for the Stans is kinda in the air I guess its messy#but im going with 62 and 63 since their birthday is in July#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#pines twins#stan twins#stan pines#pines family#shermie pines#filbrick pines#caryn pines#mabel pines#dipper pines#ford pines#sherman pines#mr and mrs pines#mine#my post
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yes & no by Natalie Wee | Trigun Ultimate Overhaul
#THIS HAS BEEN COOKING. FOR TWO MONTHS#trigun#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#vash#wolfwood#trigun maximum#mine#edit#trimax#trigun edit#tw suicide mention#for that one line#and#tw blood#hopefully there's nothing else I'm forgetting#long post#i guess#pls feel free to critique me on the alt texts I've never done it before and would love to know what I can do better#but uhhh yeah otherwise. enjoy my baby. I'm very proud of this#I do however need to not look at it for a while now#so aside from the IDs if there are mistakes. no there aren't <3#AND THANKS TO MY QPP EEE FOR LISTENING TO ME ENDLESSLY WORK ON THIS AND OFFERING ME INPUT AND CRITIGUE!!! <3333#god. it's finally done#edit: btw I could write so much on my choices in this and what I'm going for and little details. but I leave it to the masses to interpret
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Genuinely being a single woman in my thirties, living alone, is such a mixed blessing sometimes. I do love my house and when I'm here I literally never want to leave. But on the other hand, I do get tired of leaving to go hang out with people, even though I love seeing them. Especially because I have such a great group of friends but they live all over the place, geographically, and therefore most of them don't know each other. And I actually really love hosting? But I never have people in my house because logistically it's always more practical for me to go to them than vice versa.
But sometimes I buy new old dishes and wanna just have a little fancy wizard party, but all my guests are far away. Please may I have the teleport spell. Or a high-speed commuter rail system.
#Hazard of moving to a city where i dont have people locally i guess#a very insular city at that#and honestly i am not lonely! I have lovely freinds! But I do miss the college days of everyone basically living in walking distance#in one city#as opposed to now#where DND takes me the width of the state on a weekly basis#usually the only time there are groups of people in my house is around christmas for the family holidays#and like...in the overall balance of my life this works#me going to my people is the logical choice#and its not a bad thing#but most of my friend groups are...local clusters where I am the out-of-towner these days#which again: fine; i knew that going in when I decided to move where I did and overall its the best call#but also sometimes I want to just load up the whole crew in detroit and tell them we're heading to mine this time#dont worry there'll be fancy little finger sammiches when we get there#just give me an excuse to use the wizard plates
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Filling the "No more Ahsoka episodes" void with silly meme redraws
#this is the giant mareep one I'm sure you're familiar#or just google giant mareep meme#I actually started this last week but wanted to see how the finale went first lol#her howler isn't cowardly any more I guess but I'm not redrawing that bit#Ahsoka#Sabine Wren#Shin Hati#Wolfwren#Mine#art#SWArt
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“Dazai showing genuine fear and distress” is my favourite Dazai flavour
#Second one is from the Cannibalism arc. When he guesses wrong Dostoyevsky's location#osamu dazai#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd ch 12#bsd ch 25#bsd ch 52#bsd ch 114#mine
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Idk what quote to put here I just wanted to post the three of them together bc this is the way these were meant to be seen.....
Link to individual posts under:
Harrow
Alecto
Gideon
#HIRE ME TO DECORATE SOME MEDIEVAL GOTHIC CHURCHES#ITS OKAY THAT IM JEWISH#NO ONE WILL MIND#my art#mine#tlt#the locked tomb#alecto the ninth#harrow#harrowhark#gideon#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#repost i guess
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Also have another “first words spoken to you are on your skin” soulmate AU idea where Kara is a journalist assigned to shadow the controversial CEO of L-Corp for the day. It’s a big deal for her to get this assignment, so of course she trips the second she’s near the other woman and tries awkwardly to redeem herself.
The CEO stares at her almost in shock, and then says nothing. At all. Ever, for the entire day.
Kara spends hours following Lena Luthor around trying to fill the silence, but no amount of questions get her to talk. Lena almost seems to be running away at some points - like she’s trying to lose her? - and the few times she’s managed to catch her actually talking to someone she goes silent the second she sees Kara.
She asks around if Miss Luthor is usually like this and everyone looks at her like she’s crazy. Apparently she’s the only one who gets the silent treatment. By the end of her first day shadowing she’s walking away with half a page of observations and not a single quote. Miss Grant is going to kill her.
But that’s okay. It’s fine, this isn’t over. She has four days of shadowing ahead of her and she’ll be damned if she doesn’t finish this with a quote from the woman herself. It’s only a matter of time.
#what if you were an over stressed billionaire who feels like your existence must be a constant apology for the sins of your family#and you’re about to be followed around and studied by some no named baby reporter sent from a fashion magazine#you’re battling the migraine of a century you have five crises to settle all at once and also that baby reporter just said your words#the ones you’ve carried for the last decade - the ones you’ve feared and hoped for ever since#and it’s wonderful probably - this is what people dream of - but the problem is you just don’t have time for this#you can’t have your big soulmate moment#not right now. definitely not with this reporter. it’s not the right time#so I guess those words will just have to wait until it is time#if you can someone manage to resist. it’ll be hard#she does seem like someone it’d be really easy to talk to after all#good luck to you both#soulmate AU#Supercorp#fun shenanigan that I shan’t be writing#mine
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That was surprisingly vigorous.
#my lady jane#myladyjaneedit#jane x guildford#myladyjanecentral#janefordarchive#perioddramaedit#userninz#chrissiewatts#userelliee#tusermira#usertina#firstprinced#mine*#no excuses for this#just jane saying this made me cryfkjkhgdj#she'd heard the horror stories from her female friends i guess#well in This retelling women are the centre!#THIS CHEMISTRY IS WASTED ON NO SECOND SEASON#ugh whateverr#9th one >>
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ok but for real now. since tiktok has so throughly disappointed on this trend. who is your strangest hear me out / most bizarre crush? freaks and headscratchers only edition
#please 👁👁 I am so fascinated by this.#also I need to know I'm not the only one with double-take worthy and more-than-a-little-embarrassing taste#hear me out#ask meme#polls#memes#original#blorbos#blorboposting#fictional crush#(they dont have to be characters or even people. skys the limit and not even really because space and aliens and stuff)#monster lover#tag meme#(I've posted about some of mine here before but none of you in a million billion years would guess who the newest one is. its not even that#creative or out there just. head in my hands how did I get here kinda situation)
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