#guess i have a type

[juliaswickcrs]

MCU OCS + MERCHANDISE ↳ ( oc halloween challenge, day three )

collector's edition trading cards and funko pop bundle.

feat. rare finds like post blip shrike, white suit matryoshka, secret identity stasis and never-before-seen funkos including pre-red room matryoshka and gonzo the flerken.

taglist: @bisexualterror @foxesandmagic @iron-parkr @camiemendess @a-song-of-quill-and-feather

@arrthurpendragon @starcrossedjedis @drbobbimorse @kingsmakers @noratilney

@stanshollaand @astarionbae @darth-caillic @mystic-scripture @aliverse

@misshiraethsworld @asirensrage @eddiemunscns

@princessmadelines @impales @waterloou @thatmagickjuju

MARVEL TAGLIST: @notxjustxstories @themaradwrites

[thatcakelovingwitch]

Prinzessin Charliefee wanna kaffeinate me: https://ko-fi.com/thatcakelovingwitch

[white-wolf-actually]

Being a father is hard 😰. Alpine just attempted to jump OUT THE WINDOW to catch a pigeon. Thank god I caught her. I’m never leaving the window open again.

[ghostinthegallery]

Magnus Archives update: not quite done with season 3 but I just gotta say, why does anyone keep letting Jon leave the house without a giant protective bubble on??? I don't think I have ever seen a man this prone to disaster. Guy has been burned, beaten, cut, yeeted at terminal velocity (in his head but still), kidnapped twice (and the second kidnapping interrupted a different attempt kidnapping), oh and he gets sick if he doesn't read God a spooky bedtime story. Jonathan Sims is a critically endangered species. At least get him a whistle ffs. Maybe some pepper spray.

But better yet just keep him in one of these

[zahlenfreak]

Girolamo Riario, Da Vinci's Demons, season 2, episode 8 (part 3)

recounting how he killed his own mother

[threestarsinline]

I see ONE tired and sleep-deprived yet sweet and caring man and I immediately develop a new crush.

Exhibit A: Steven Grant

Exhibit B: Jack Russell

[megahorous]

Poison and King both started out as gangsters [with a heart of gold] involved in a kidnapping that took place in a spinoff* of a fighting game series

What if they met

[nickeldalm]

My sister said the new hunter reminded her of my sky kid

I’m-

yeah i guess

[steve-needs-a-hug]

Namor being hundreds of years old, calling his people his children...🩵

[majimasboyfriend]

watching someone stream gaiden rn and idk anything abt this hannya mask guy yet but oh my god am i fucking gay for him

[ravarui]

// That moment when you realize just how much your Tony and Shanks muse have in common.

Atrocious fashion sense An amazing wife with the patience of a saint and who calls them out on their bs if necessary (verse dependent, but still relevant) An alcohol problem A best friend who is just done with them, but still supports them More or less mentoring a kid with weird powers Loosing an arm (verse dependent for Tony)

[fluffbeast7]

i am so not playing a dating simulator hahahaah

omg its dubbed-

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

why does this song work so well with them both

[elvyn]

So umm Solas with hair

[facts-i-just-made-up]

facts about you please

"You Please" is a 1978 novel by Frank Mutterbruder about a hypersexual woman's growing lust for an artist who is only interested in her as a model. The story concerns her attempts to seduce him as they grow more and more outlandish and dangerous. The book's graphic sexuality and implied cannibalism caused it to be banned in several states, though the publisher, Grovemeat Press, appealed and won at the federal level.

Mutterbruder was likely inspired by his older friend, Frankie Powers-Jovani, a famous gay artist known for his Tom-Of-Finland style works depicting men in leather with large, round muscles and other bulging parts. Powers-Jovani had worked with a model, assumed by some to be Bettie Page (though no evidence of this exists) on an unreleased series, said to have been destroyed by either Frankie or the model upon their feud.

The book departs from reality however when its protagonist, Jessica Jellie, creates a love potion to make her artist friend love her back. She mixes the potion wrong and accidentally creates a fluid capable of melting men into a delicious putty. After killing the artist, she begins melting other men and serving the putty as a sort of cake fondant that she sells under the name of "Manzipan."

Frank Mutterbruder died in 1982 when he was himself melted into putty during the Pittsburgh Play-Dough Calamity. His novel has gone largely ignored until recently, when Yorgos Lanthimos optioned it with Emma Stone to play Jessica Jellie and Colin Farrell as artist Yakov Geww.

The original printing of the novel "You Please" also won the Albert A. Gore Award for Most Recyclable Paper, but this is generally considered irrelevant to its literary significance.