#guardians of fortune

[julfr]

Love these tiny emissary/faction ship models

Cute lil ships going to war with each other

[fiftysevenacademics]

How slutty is his ponytail?

Rating men's ponytails in wuxia/xianxia I've seen. Part 2. Part 1.

Jiang Cheng (The Untamed) 6/10

The most underrated ponytail in The Untamed. He's canonically "maidenless" but that's just because Zidian is even sluttier than his ponytail and that scares people. That's OK, boo. You're a solid 6 on my scale.

Wei Wuxian (The Untamed) 7/10

This ponytail isn't half as slutty as that luscious red ribbon that falls somewhere between necromancer work wear and sexy lingerie. Truly a look that takes him effortlessly from office to the club! Whether he's summoning the dead or making goo-goo eyes at Lan Zhan, Wei Wuxian's ponytail slays.

Wen Kexing (Word of Honor) 7/10

I really wanted to rate him higher but he mostly wears a little bun, which falls outside the parameters of this assessment. So I am rating this anemic little ponytail higher than it probably deserves.

Xiao Heng (The Double) 8/10

Duke Su always wears his hair in a neat, proper, masculine bun held by a golden guan that suits his high status and emphasizes his power. He only wears it in a ponytail in the situations where having long hair flying around your face could get you killed: during battle. He also does it when he's training shirtless in the rain, as one does. His simple, unadorned ponytail serves cunt way above its paygrade.

Xue Yang (The Untamed) 8/10

This crazy motherfucker's ponytail is just as chaotic and unpredictable as he is. He's so dangerous that even his ponytail could probably kill a man at 50 paces.

Young Zhao Yuanzhou and Li Lun (Fangs of Fortune) 9/10

I mean...just look at them! Can't even be bothered to comb their hair properly before tying it up in shaggy little ponytails because they know they're going to tumble right back into bed anyway, so why bother. So slutty.

Scorpion King (Word of Honor) 9/10

The braids! The silver and turquoise guan! The lavish yet restrained and obviously kinky longing they imply!

Mu Sheng (Love Game in Eastern Fantasy) 10/10

I've only seen a couple episodes so far, but this guy's ponytail is a whole mood. It looks like something a 1960s pinup model would wear, and he flounces it around like one constantly, pouting and letting strands of hair fall seductively over his face.

Xu Qi'an (Guardians of the Dafeng) 10/10

Xu Qi'an's ponytail is so slutty it's on OnlyFans. It's so slutty he needs to use birth control every time he does his hair. It's so slutty it whistles at construction workers when he walks past them. How long does it take him to curl his hair to give it the maximum bounce and fullness? Why does he also wear it on the top of his head like a 60s pinup girl? How can everyone tell he's not a virgin? PUH-LEEZE! I still haven't finished this show, but as far as I'm concerned, this ponytail is the star.

[epiphainie]

this is one of those fic ideas i wanted to write for every ship i've ever been into so it will probably never happen but i'd like to have a silly story with 40 yo, single, lonely tommy kinard who's been down on his luck all his life - like i'm talking ridiculous levels of mom dying at childbirth, dad being terrible, horrifically unfortunate experience of the military, a series of failed jobs, a series of failed relationships, friendships never sticking for long, risks he takes always going south, somehow getting paper cuts through chainmail gloves, missing the bus while trying to avoid his daily encounter with the neighbor's dog etc. - one day opening the door of his downtrodden studio apartment to this beautiful man who stands there like a fucking angel. who looks at tommy with big apologetic eyes, red cheeks of shame, and twiddling thumbs of guilt and stutters, "so, uhm, i wish you didn't have to learn it this way but hi, i'm the guardian angel who, as it turns out, misplaced your files about four decades ago, and so uhm it just resurfaced, haha, and like yeah, i've been banished here for penance. i'll take the couch, it's fine."

[rose-tinted-vision]

Cdrama fandoms for Fandom Trumps Hate

(I've identified 10 Cdrama fandoms for @fandomtrumpshate ^^ please let me know if I've left out any!)

Fangs of Fortune

dykemania | @yeliuxi (FIC, highest rating E, under 5k min bid $5)

Guardian (with 9 offers!)

- there's already a curated list here

Hikaru no Go

@daisydiversions (PODFIC, rating T, under 5k min bid $5)

I am Nobody

tiredmusings | @rose-tinted-vision (FIC, highest rating T, under 5k, min bid $5)

Nirvana in Fire

twigofwillow (FIC, highest rating M, under 5k min bid $5)

irrationalpie (OTHER FANWORK, highest rating E, under 5k min bid $5)

AirgiodSLV | @airgiodslv (FIC, highest rating E, 5k-10k min bid $5)

AirgiodSLV | @airgiodslv (PODFIC, highest rating E, 10K-20k min bid $5)

paintchipblue | @paintchipblue (PODFIC, highest rating M, 5k-10k min bid $5)

paintchipblue | @paintchipblue (FANART, highest rating E, min bid $5)

Mysterious Lotus Casebook

halotolerant (FIC, highest rating E, under 5k min bid $5)

Nary | @naryrising (FIC, highest rating E, 5k-10k min bid $10)

florilegia | @noswordinourlake (FIC, highest rating E, 5k-10k min bid $5)

acernor | @acernor (FIC, highest rating E, 5k-10k min bid $30)

AirgiodSLV | @airgiodslv (FIC, highest rating E, 5k-10k min bid $5)

AirgiodSLV | @airgiodslv (PODFIC, highest rating E, 10K-20k min bid $5)

S.C.I. Mystery

Stratisphyre (FIC, highest rating M, 20k-50k min bid $20)

The Untamed (with 99 offers!)

- too many creators, please check out the taglist (⁠^⁠～⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

- additional note that Modao Zushi/The Untamed were listed together, so creators may be referring to different adaptations, please read their details carefully!

Under the Skin

tiredmusings | @rose-tinted-vision (FIC, highest rating T, under 5k, min bid $5)

Word of Honor

minnabird | @minnarr (FANART, hightest rating T, min bid $5)

semperfiona | @semperfiona (PODFIC, highest rating E, 2k per $5 bid, min bid $10)

AirgiodSLV | @airgiodslv (FIC, highest rating E, 5k-10k min bid $5)

AirgiodSLV | @airgiodslv (PODFIC, highest rating E, 10K-20k min bid $5)

(please let me know if there are any inaccuracies, or if I have missed out any creators who are on Tumblr as well).

[alipeeps]

I have just had a fucking galaxy-brain moment:

[aurelion-solar]

New League of Legends Emotes

Yone - "Yowone"

Arcane Fractured Jinx - "Get Jinxed!"

Star Guardian Kai'Sa - "Nah I'd Win"

Battle Bunny Miss Fortune - "Silly Me"

Enduring Sword Talon - "Self Slap"

Gwen - "Slouched"

[0ceansongs]

a million star guardian comic screenies!!!

me & my wives!!! for my own purpose but use as you wish. theyre all gay + datinggg

[hekatiane]

Just gals being pals

[qldqueerboy]

That good old tree of good and evil is mingling in your thoughts today. Any action you take seems to spark a mental judgement by the voices in your mind. It feels odd especially since you feel that what you are doing today is divinely inspired. The only way through the mental instability today is by getting quiet and allowing the spirit of discernment to resolve the back and forth seesaw before the next move to take and indeed it will happen.

[deusvervewrites]

Guardian Spirit AU: since OFA is a troll and a shipper, it loves to tease him about his crush on Uraraka AND also coaches him on how to make Operation Green Tea reach a successful end. It may (or may not) get Mina to work with it.

Guardian Spirit X Quill: Nighteye sold Izuku out to the HPSC, but Izuku already had OFA. Izuku escapes on his own and now has to make his way to find All Might. Inko requests the opportunity to kick Nighteye right in the jewels.

Guardian Spirit X Reversal of Fortune: OFA manifests through the vault door so it can laugh in All for One's face

Guardian Spirit X Challenge the Game: OFA reveals itself to Izuku through a chat function.

Incredible

[peepeepoopoomonster69420]

happy birthday/release date to the british lesbian of all time >:3

[harocat]

Candy 💖 Exchange

Hello Cdrama fans! The signups for the Candy Hearts Exchange close in about a week (1/7/2025), and there are a ton of Cdrama fandoms nominated. I'd LOVE to see some Cdrama fans on board (and not just because almost all my nominations are that).

Candy Hearts is a multifandom gift exchange with a low minimum and a focus on relationships, both platonic and romantic/sexual.

Please read this FAQ and the Rules before deciding whether to participate.

This exchange accepts fanfic, fanart, and podfic.

You can see the schedule, tagset, and the app that shows submitted signups and letters here.

Note that since nominations are closed, you can ONLY request pairings and relationships that are in the tag set. All Cdramas will be under 'tv shows'.

Nominated Dramas:

HIStory3 - 圈套 | HIStory3: Trapped (TV)

S.C.I.谜案集 | S.C.I. Mystery (TV)

一念关山 | A Journey to Love (TV)

不良執念清除師 | Oh No! Here Comes Trouble (TV)

与凤行 | The Legend of Shen Li (TV)

九州缥缈录 | Novoland: Eagle Flag

云之羽 | My Journey to You (TV)

侠探简不知 | Ancient Detective (TV)

冰雨火 | Being a Hero (TV)

冰雪谣 | Snowfall (TV 2024)

双夭记 | The Silent Criminal (TV)

四方馆 | Go East (TV)

四海重明 | Love's Rebellion (TV)

墨雨云间 | The Double (TV 2024)

大唐女法医 | Miss Truth (TV)

大梦归离 | Fangs of Fortune (TV)

天盛长歌 | The Rise of Phoenixes (TV)

如懿传 | Ruyi's Royal Love in the Palace (TV)

宁安如梦 | Story of Kunning Palace (TV)

少女大人 | Maiden Holmes (TV)

少年歌行 | The Blood of Youth (Live Action TV)

少年白马醉春风 | Dashing Youth (Live Action TV)

山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021)

度华年 | The Princess Royal (TV)

想見你 | Someday or One Day (TV)

无眠之境 | Desire Catcher (TV)

时光代理人 | Link Click (Live Action TV)

星汉灿烂 | Love Like the Galaxy (TV)

有翡 | Legend of Fei (TV)

梦华录 | A Dream of Splendor (TV)

棋魂 | Hikaru no Go (Live Action TV)

永夜星河 | Love Game in Eastern Fantasy (TV)

沙海 | Tomb of the Sea (TV)

流水迢迢 | Love of Nirvana (TV)

猎罪图鉴 | Under the Skin (TV 2022)

玉骨遥 | Yù Gǔ Yáo (TV)

琅琊榜 | Nirvana in Fire (TV)

盗墓笔记2之怒海潜沙&秦岭神树 | The Lost Tomb 2: Explore with the Note (TV 2019)

看見愛 | See Your Love (TV)

绅探 | Detective L (TV)

绝世千金 | Unique Lady (TV)

老九门 | Old Nine Gates (TV)

致命游戏 | The Spirealm (TV)

花开有时颓靡无声 | Meet You at the Blossom (TV)

苍兰诀 | Love Between Fairy and Devil (TV)

莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV)

西出玉门 | Parallel World | West Out of Yumen (TV)

许你浮生若梦 | Xǔ Nǐ Fú Shēng Ruò Mèng | Granting You a Dreamlike Life (TV)

镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018)

长月烬明 | Till the End of the Moon (TV)

长相思 | Lost You Forever (TV)

關於未知的我們 | Unknown (TV 2024)

陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)

风起洛阳 | Fēng Qǐ Luò Yáng (TV)

我们 | Wild - Xiao Zhan (Music Video)

我的师兄惹不起 | Fall in Love with My Bad Boy (2020 TV)

社內相親 | A Business Proposal (Hong Kong TV 2023)

九重紫 | Blossom (TV)

[seongset]

★ skins star guardian icons, 120X120 [like or reblog if you use/sabe!]

cr. psd: @colour-source

[tenillypo]

Post 9 Gifs of Your Favorite Characters and Let People Guess Your Type

Tagged by @incandescentflower

I tried to narrow these to a definite theme, which honestly was not hard because I'm pretty predictable. Presented in order of how long they've been a blorbo.

Lan Mandragoran - The Wheel of Time

Obi-Wan Kenobi - Star Wars

Steve Rogers - MCU

Lan Wangji - The Untamed

Shen Wei - Guardian

Zhang Qiling - DMBJ Series

Xiao Jingyan - Nirvana in Fire

Ruan Lanzhu - The Spirealm

Zhao Yuanzhou - Fangs of Fortune

Tagging (with no pressure) @youhideastar, @thephoenixeyes and anyone else who would like to play!

[incorrectleaguequotes]

Lux: Hey guys!

(Ezreal and Miss Fortune looked at each other for a second)

Ezreal: Lux, Is that a hickey?

Lux: No, it's a mosquito bite.

Jinx: *just walked in* what's up?

Miss Fortune: Hello mosquito.

[kaiserouo]

Roommate

I don't have a plot but titan wizards should have similar routine. Wake up super early and do workout before doing research or something. You know, literally the opposite of what any other wizard would do. Makes perfect roommate despite everything else.

bonus

heh