#gross gross gross gross gross gross gross—

[wolfythewitch]

👆👆😮

Protoevangelium of James you will always be famous (said with a frown)

[firekitten830]

“No more bug dragons!!!” I hope the wind ancient is a dragonfly. Fuck you

[sergle]

I just spent a good 3 or 4 minutes laughing bc I saw what appeared to be a Chadifying facetune of John Mulaney, but it turns out he just got a BUNCH OF WORK DONE on himself while I wasn't looking.

[quinnzilla99]

AI being stinky

Normalize this response

[konigsblog]

Kidnapping König,,

He can't bring himself to break out from the flimsy bindings and just punish you because you kidnapped him cause it's a pretty girl who's approaching him first,,,

Oh, that embarrassingly tall and standoffish creep, someone who's probably never felt the loving touch of a woman.

You couldn't get enough of him, couldn't get his image out of your rotten head. How empowering it would feel to put someone of his size and demeanor in his place.

You crave to treat him like he's inferior to you, less worthy of your respects. His ominous silence was taunting, your skin would itch as you'd admire him with watchful and hungry eyes, a predatory gaze König would glare back at in return. You couldn't scrub the haunting and perverse thought from your sick mind of corrupting the virgin sicko, and you know the poor, pathetic loser wouldn't utter a word, blinded by delusion at the thought of being wanted, craved, and loved.

Of course, kidnapping someone of König's size was great difficulty, and after enough drugging, you had the large loser unconscious in the passenger seat of your car. You'd force him from the car at knifepoint, the tip of a freshly sharpened blade inching closer to his nape with König gritting his teeth together, knowing how easy it would be to break you in half, put you in your place.

You don't trust him at first, don't believe he'll obey, believe that he's waiting for the perfect moment to break free from the rope binding his wrists together and scratching at his pale, freckled skin. I mean, how threatening can someone like you be when you have to break your neck to meet his eyes? Especially knowing that the creep is full of a sick and sexual form of rage. A part of König doesn't bother putting up a fight, and surprisingly, it enrages you. You want to feel in control, to have some power and authority over him. You want to watch him struggle, so you can pity him.

Little did you know, how desperate König was to be craved like this. A pretty girl like you, addicted to a gross debauchee like König...

[everywherea11thetime]

Cady girl

cadygirl! reader x lando norris

summary: you usually hated being a cady girl but a certain boy changed that

a/n: reallyyy super short fic that came into my mind like an hour ago. enjoy! xx

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Being a cady girl wasn't fun most of the time, 18-year-old trust fund kids thought that they could say whatever they wanted to you and give you the lowest of low tips. But it did have its ups, like the pay or like when a cute guy would come up to you but it usually always ended in him showing no interest in you or secretly being a freak. Today was one of those times, let's just hope it goes well

A man had waved you down mentally rolling your eyes because he just gave off gross rich boy vibes but when he opened his mouth you were surprised to hear a “can I just have a coke and water please” and not “are you offering any other things that aren't on the menu” accompanied with a disgusting smirk and a peak up your skirt. You looked schocked for a bit but then hopped off to get his things. “Okay that will be 9.75” you said with a smile that hadn't crossed your face in a long time, it was a genuine and nice smile. His friend said something that you couldn't hear and the cute boy replied with a look down at his golf cart and and laughed “chat stop” “sorry huh” you asked. He looked up cheeks bright red “oh sorry I'm live streaming and my chat said that you were cute” you let out a knowing “ohhh, well tell them I said thank you” and started to climb back into your cart “its true ya know” you turned around and smiled “oh really” he put his head down while stuffing his hands in his pockets and nodded shyly “yea of course, your gorgeous” “thank you” you felt your cheeks warm up and started to drive away

2 hours later you were still thinking about the cute boy you served but tried pushing the thought away thinking you'd never see him again. Deep in your thoughts suddenly the sound of an engine catches your attention you turn around and see the cute boy from earlier. He walks up to you “Hey so you can totally tell me to go fuck off but could I get your number so maybe we could go on a date or something?” extending his phone out to you. God you never thought you would be excited that a golf boy was hitting on you “yea, of course, I’d love to!” you said as you typed your number into his phone “Thanks by the way I’m Lando” you smile “my names y/n” “cute name to match the cute face.” you laugh shyly as he starts to speak again “so what days do you have off, so we can hang out” “I only work on weekends and fridays, so any other day is good” he nods reassuringly “ok so how about coffee at the cafe like two blocks down on Monday?” you’d seen the coffee place and has been meaning to go get never ended up going through with it “yea actually I’d love that I’ve been meaning to go” “nice I’ve been meaning to go too! I’ll see you Friday, it’s a date” Lando said with a smile then walked away He was the cutest boy you’d ever seen. And from that moment on you knew you were doomed.

[thickentendi]

SHE SAID I THREW UP AND PEED ON THE SEAT SO IF YOU NEED TO USE THE CAR TO GET OLLIE JUST PUT A TOWEL DOWN

[arttsuka]

Mlp Anya

Bonus:

[jellyfishmoon72]

Bro it's so hard to write kissing

It's so weird and awkward I hate it 😭

[creepymutelilbugger]

op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .

[fipindustries]

i almost never do vent art, much less post it but man, i have been feeling bummed out recently

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[winged-mammal]

anyway yeah DELETE YOUR FUCKING ADVERTISING IDS

Android:

Settings ➡️ Google ➡️ all services ➡️ Ads ➡️ Delete advertising ID

(may differ slightly depending on android version and manufacturer firmware. you can't just search settings for "advertising ID" of course 🔪)

iOS:

Settings ➡️ privacy ➡️ tracking ➡️ toggle "allow apps to request to track" to OFF

and ALSO settings ➡️ privacy ➡️ Apple advertising ➡️ toggle "personalized ads" to OFF

more details about the process here via the EFF

[peacekeeperangel]

Well Komorebi, which I've already seen tags for, but in english and scientific terms it's called "crepuscular rays” ... I like Komorebi more.

[teaboot]

Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not