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newbie asked if we're supposed to look out for 'red flags' in interlibrary loan requests in reference to a request a patron had made for a book about cannibalism. she was looking expectantly at me like she was expecting me to be equally aghast at this........girl why would you work at a library if you want to play book police
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Favorite rare guy types:
Boy Detective
1950s robot
Wacky Inventor
1910s strong man
Luchador
Mechanical Turk
Flapper
French Aristocrat
Comically short mobster
Steppe Warrior
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fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin
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The catholic church has a secret menu just ask for the body of Christ monkey style and they’ll give you a wafer with peanut butter on it
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being outside the uk is always jarring to me because i'm reminded that advertisements in other countries don't talk to you like you're on suicide watch
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i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes
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Hey. People in my inbox saying you relate with intersex experiences because you were put on hormones as a kid for a hormonal condition.
Perisex people aren't put on hormones as children for a hormonal condition. You are intersex. You've been told your intersex traits are a disorder and you have been deprived of your community. I encourage you to learn more about the intersex community and participate if you'd like to. This community saved me.
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