#gritty the mascot

[korshrimpski]

I bestow more nhlers as 2014 tumblr (2/4) (listen i don't want to talk about the coyotes one okay)

[savagegood]

literally who is doing it like gritty, icône de l'extrême gauche américaine?

[ivebeenghosting]

between fight or flight jason is choosing fight every time [owiginal text owo]

[igetaroundyk]

i absolutely lost it over lexis instagram stories so i knew i had to share them here 😭 (@lexilafleur i love her sm)

tag yourself. i’m thunder bug 😭 it’s a full-time job

[monstersliveinthemirror]

[neonfretra]

sepsis <3

[foxholemonster]

Their children are beautiful, don't you think

[nottodayjustin]

December 7th 2023 best hockey tweet of the day

[reavenedges-lies]

Shout out to the CAR @ PHI game for having Gritty holding a "emotional support alligator"

The only note I have is that the alligators mouth should be taped shut for safety reasons.

[olithewitch]

I found out today that the no internet dinosaur and Gritty have the same birthday (which is today, September 24), and this makes me very happy.

[korshrimpski]

Who looks the most like their mascot? [3/4]

Only answering the most important question on this account

NEW JERSEY DEVILS:

Mascot: NJ Devil

Look-alike: Timo Meier

NEW YORK ISLANDERS:

Mascot: Sparky

Look-alike: Cal Clutterbuck

NEW YORK RANGERS: they don't have a mascot

OTTAWA SENATORS:

Mascot: Spartacat

Look-alike: Claude Giroux

PHILADELPHIA FLYERS:

Mascot: Gritty

Look-alike: Owen Tippett & Ryan Ellis (Look i tried not to choose all gingers but it was difficult)

PITTSBURGH PENGUINS:

Mascot: Iceburgh

Look-alike: Evgeni Malkin

SAN JOSE SHARKS

Mascot: S.J. Sharkie

Look-alike: Marc-Édouard Vlasic

SEATTLE KRAKEN:

Mascot: Buoy

Look-alike: Joey Daccord

ST. LOUIS BLUES:

Mascot: Louie

Look-alike: Tyler Tucker

[dawnofprismatica]

I'm gonna become the person that posts every time gritty appears on septa now

[karlkapri]

*slams fist on table* MORE GRITTY

— The Last of the Wine, Mary Renault

[seeingstarsnhl]

these are two dads

[skinnyazn]

WAIT GUYS I THINK I FIGURED OUT WHY EVERYONE IS DRINKING THOSE GRIMACE MILKSHAKES AND CRAZY SHIT HAPPENS

So. The Philadelphia Flyers hockey team has a mascot Gritty, who is pure chaos. Left unchecked, he is a PR nightmare. Now, Americans know of his shenanigans pretty well thanks to memes and the internet. But those of us who now know the chaos that Gritty unleashes, are prob a little too young to remember Grimace back in the mid 90s (not me tho. I’m ancient). So. When they see Grimace, who looks distantly related to Gritty (even the name starts with the same letters and have the same syllables), they subconsciously associate the purple creature with unbridled chaos. Which, in my theory, has lead to a mass of people making videos of wild destruction after consuming a Grimace milkshake.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[dogwittaablog]

Does anyone wish to join me in forcing Nolan into a hockey retirement home?

Like come on peepaw "I don't love gritty" yeah yeah come take your meds

Im thinking a Gritty themed retirement party while we are at it!