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"Okay, if I vomit in the register again, I can figure out how the two legged does this.." "Got it. Now I can go explore the warm place!" "Curses, FOILED AGAIN!" .. I mean, it's Kepler, so it's far too much logical planning for his chaos, but still.

"I love having pets" I say through clenched teeth as i clean out cat vomit from inside the hot air register before 9:00 in the morning

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“The Daily Beast’s William Vaillancourt reports, “After the co-anchors of MSNBC’s ‘Morning Joe’ announced Monday, (November 18) that they had met with President-elect Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago the previous Friday as part of what they dubbed a 'new approach’ for covering him, many viewers of the program turned their focus elsewhere, according to Nielsen data. The numbers, obtained by Mediaite, show that after Joe Scarborough and Mike Brzezinski broke the news shortly after 6 a.m., 38 percent of those in the 25-54 demographic had stopped watching by the next hour.””

— ‘Morning Joe’ ratings tumble following Trump meeting at Mar-a-Lago

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The Shirley Exception

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how much does the aurora borealis weigh

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As a wise person once said, the machine revolution will probably start with printers and we will be f'd. I got my current laser jet something like 14 years ago, and it and I have disagreements. It takes unscheduled vacations, typically when it smells desperation.

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Ah pauldrons, my A mortal foe. A drawing of a guildie's Blood Elf prot pally. Looks like a snot, so I feel that's an accurate drawing of a blood elf. ;)

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I had been informed that the previous image of my then guild leader's Vulpera wasn't cute enough. The scythe got a little squished, but I feel the cute is there. 😉

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We also figured out—the hard way—that the ancients probably cut each layer of linen to the proper shape before gluing them together. For our first linothorax, we glued together 15 layers of linen to form a one centimeter-thick slab, and then tried to cut out the required shape. Large shears were defeated; bolt cutters failed. The only way we were ultimately able to cut the laminated linen slab was with an electric saw equipped with a blade for cutting metal. At least this confirmed our suspicion that linen armor would have been extremely tough. We also found out that linen stiffened with rabbit glue strikes dogs as in irresistibly tasty rabbit-flavored chew toy, and that our Labrador retriever should not be left alone with our research project.

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“The Guardian has announced it will no longer post content on Elon Musk’s social media platform, X, from its official accounts. In an announcement to readers, the news organisation said it considered the benefits of being on the platform formerly called Twitter were now outweighed by the negatives, citing the “often disturbing content” found on it. “We wanted to let readers know that we will no longer post on any official Guardian editorial accounts on the social media site X,” the Guardian said. The Guardian has more than 80 accounts on X with approximately 27 million followers.”

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Guardian will no longer post on Elon Musk’s X from its official accounts

Your move, rest of the media.

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Fuck Trump and fuck everyone who voted for him.

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On a scale of Dark Souls to Devil May Cry, how fast are two-handed swords?

As always, more content, Tutorials and art refs over on Patreon

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i saw this:

and thought it would be fun to actually work that out. so

^^^ every doctor who episode in chronological order

(pls let me know if theres any mistakes! i got most of the info from the tardis wiki so idk if its 100% accurate)

btw!!! the episodes are ordered by where they go FIRST in the episode :) (PLEASE STOP TELLING ME TO PUT UNEARTHLY CHILD FIRST THEYRE IN 1963 FIRS TPLEASEEEEEYEGEHFEHFYUFHGEUYS)

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Also - if the NDP come in strong, it guarantees the Liberals HAVE to form a coalition government to keep Pepperpot out of power.

I hate the idea of voting for the liberals strategically instead of the ndp but I am actually terrified of what would happen if pp won next year

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music + stars

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Apparently chess isn't Catholic because the bishops can't move in cardinal directions

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My latest cartoon for New Scientist