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#chihuahua#Tik tok#Tik tok funny#funny dogs#pets#garden gremlin#garden#lol#gardening#vegetable gardening#vegetable garden#backyard garden#funny#hey stop it#cute#david attenborough
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you should go on that show where they cut things exactly in half
if you mean the german one where they're trying to perfectly split foods in half by weight you might be onto something ngl i looked up a clip of it and so far i've known which piece was heavier before they weighed it every single time
#splashasks#porch-gremlin#completely disagree with the 'perfect symmetry' cutting strat#unless that's against the rules idk i don't speak german#but if i was on that show i would NOT have cut those root vegetables lengthways#it's so much harder to control the knife like that just cut widthwise and make the thin half longer
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Defused
Picture this:
Vegeta, struggling with something that Really Shouldn't Be This Difficult. After doing this for Far Too Long, throwing a classic Vegeta rage tantrum.
And when Goku gently says, "Ge?" behind him, he whirls around and hollers, "💢WHAAAT?!💢"
But Goku's looking at him with the softest, sweetest, look of casual adoration, and it stops him dead in his tracks. And when Goku tells him, "Relax. It's gonna be okay," in an affectionately reassuring tone, his heart goes and curls up to hide in his stomach, because he can't explain or even understand why he's blushing.
#picture this#dragon ball z#kakavege#vegeta#goku#tenderness#defused#poor gege#thrown for a loop#he never stood a chance#oh nooo#it's feelings!#he got me#oh vegetable#we're really in it now#earth's mightiest himbo#simping#feral little gremlin#puppy noise#extra domesticated#lol
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SeptGrember 9th. No veggies.
[I have an issue with creating too many layers. So I challenged myself to draw Grem on only one layer this time]
#art#my art#gremlin#sketch#oc#my oc#digital art#artists on tumblr#grem#septgrember#she doesn't consider ketchup a vegetable
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This has been in my files for months by now-
To be honest- I don't really agree with some of these anymore-
A few of these changes include:
I headcannon Mohawk more as bisexual
George I feel like is also maybe pansexual-
I constantly switch between Daffy being aroace or pansexual
For Lenny I don't really know
I'm mixed on the sexualities of Snout's kiddos
#idk if people are gonna slam me for this-#gremlins#gremlins 2#gremlins: secrets of the mogwai#gremlins 2: the new batch#gremlins the new batch#gsotm#gremlins stripe#gremlins greta#gremlins brain#gremlins bat#electrical gremlin#vegetable gremlin#brain gremlin#bat gremlin#gremlins claw#gremlins snout#gremlins secrets of the mogwai#gremlins 1984#gremlins 1990#gremlins daffy#gremlins earl#gremlins haskin#gremlins plate thrower#gremlins blender#gremlins christmas tree#gremlins george#gremlins noggin#gremlins snout jr.#gremlins gaptooth
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Hi? Is saved entering at home? Not bites, not hits, not broken bones around there, dear gremlins?
MY FUCKING HOUSE WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! -Junebug
#gremlins#gremlins 2#gremlins 2 the new batch#gremlins secrets of the mogwai#gremlins the wild batch#ask blog#stripe gremlin#brain gremlin#madame claw#gremlins noggin#gremlins algernon#stripe gremlins#mohawk gremlins#george gremlins#Vegetable Gremlin#Bat gremlin#daffy gremlins#snout gremlins#gremlins gaptooth#Warbler gremlins#shitpost#cringe
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how did I go from despising most vegetables as a small child to where I am now (looking forward to my work breaks where I sit down and munch on carrots and other various vegetables)
#text post#tumblr#gremlincore#gremlin#goblincore#Cottagecore#vegatables#Vegetables my beloved#Work#yea#me#text#slay
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Gremlins Franchise
Gremlins : June 8 1984
Gremlins 2 The Bad Batch : June 15 1990
Gremlins Secrets of the Mogwai :
#gremlins movie#gremlins 2#gremlins 2 the new batch#gremlins secrets of the mogwai#gremlins franchise#gizmo#mogwai#stripes#gremlins#horro movie#George gremlin#mohawk gremlin#lenny gremlin#daffy gremlin#punk gremlin#spider gremlin#bat gremlin#greta gremlin#ultimate brain gremlin#electric gremlin#vegetable gremlin#horror movie#horror comedy#creature feature
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goblin meal
#i am a gremlin#goblin culture#unintelligible goblin noises#vegetable soup#soup#i love soup#i made it from scratch with my friends#it was so good#this is my love language#soup is life
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Reblog if you would give your mutuals your pickles and/or take your mutuals pickles
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these two
these fucking idiots
SAD TROMBONE FOR VEGETA. SAD TROMBONE FOR A THOUSAND YEARS.
godDAMN they are so fucking stupid 😂🤣😁🥰
i love them so fucking much
Goku: SRS BZNS!!! Vegeta: SRSLY NO!!! Goky: 🐱 mrp??? Goky: [GOKY USES HIMBO STRIKE] [IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!] Geets, internal: Oh no. Goddammit. Oh, he got us again. Nothing for it. There it goes... The last brain cell... Oh, Vegetable, we're really in it now...
they're so in love, and they don't even know it, in ENTIRELY different ways, because they are so, so, so fucking stupid, the both of them ESPECIALLY when left alone together for fucking CAPERS. please put them in situations where they can do shenanigans. please keep doing this.
#kakavege#goku#vegeta#these two idiots#sad trombone for vegeta#they're so fucking stupid#lol#i love them so much#there it goes#the last brain cell#earth's mightiest himbo#feral little gremlin#himbo and gremlin#a love story#where neither of them knows they're in love#oh vegetable#we're really in it now#do not leave them unsupervised#especially for capers#please#they are idiots#they cannot be trusted
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YO. Can anybody get me a GIF of that segment of the Key & Peele sketch where they're doing the brainstorm session for Gremlins 2 and the whole theme is "insane ideas that were actually in the movie" and there's a consultant guy who's like, "I LOVE IT! IT'S IN THE MOVIE!" for every single one, and just isolate the part where he says, "VEGETABLE GREMLIN!" for me?
Can anybody do that? Because I can't find one on the internet, the internet failed me, y'all. 😭😭😭
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Amazing how whenever I start taking a multivitamin I suddenly gain the energy to get up and do things again and the constant brain fog starts to lift. Absolutely wild. Nutrition is actually important
#also eating vegetables makes you feel less like a gremlin#amazing#also i may have fucked up and bought the 'for ppl 50+' vitamins bc apparently i cant read#but its fine. the only difference that i could tell was a slightly higher amount of a couple b-vitamins#and like. im chronically low on those normally so thats fine
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BELLUM. when ur glasses do The Thing and u suddenly see where your three-decades-younger superior gets all his confidence cuz it makes u feel like a badass bitch
local Sound mom wants to smother her kids with love, WHERE ARE HER BABIES-
#is that a fucking gremlin ?? ( OOC. )#(( Naruto muses are awake OOPS#me frantically looking through my blog rereading every single interaction Hitomi has had with everyone#SHE WANTS HER KIDDOS#I still very much Need that AU where she adopts them all before Orochimaru got em#all these kids need like a normal little life in the countryside growing flowers and vegetables with their mom#and going to the market once a week to mess with all the stall runners#except for Kimimaro he is literally the only one who doesn't need to be put on a fucking child leash while his mom shops#I STILL NEED IT WHOOPS it's just what they all dESERVE OKAY ))
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"Boy howdy, do you ever feel like?"
"... Like WHAT, Kakarot?"
"You know. Just FEEL."
"... ALL THE TIME, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL"
"But that's just ANGER, Geets. You ever FEEL, though?"
"... tf goes on in that head of yours..."
[Goku continues to touch grass, mentally; Vegeta has an existential crisis.]
#goku#vegeta#dragon ball z#no thoughts head empty#heart full tho#earth's mightiest himbo#feral little goblin man#feral gemlin#himbo and gremlin#lie down#try not to cry#cry a lot#the vegeta story#anger is only one feeling geets#poor gege#it's okay vegetable#you have at least one friend bb#it'll get better#you're both doing amazing
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