#gregory wilson

[linusbenjamin]

House M.D. 4.03 | 97 Seconds

[puckspoetry]

POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma

[75screamingtoads]

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

[sharlinefreire]

canon mlm rep be like "i like a boy..but im!?!? also a boy!? >-<??" meanwhile queerbaiting "if you die i'm alone".

[cickyart]

disco elysium portraits for the house guys WHOOPEEEE

[garaks-padded-bra]

House and Wilson as hatsune mikus ‘magnet’. Got paid real money to draw this ❤️

[bikimdokja]

House MD was crazy for having their mc be an autistic bisexual depressed disabled drug addict who canonically self harms and experienced abuse AND was in a doomed codependent toxic yaoiship with his repressed homosexual bestie

[cowboylexapro]

look at my doctors dawg im gonna die

[lovelenivy]

mouse bites™

[thefoulest]

I love this format

[glowcloud-axel-13]

this tweet is so accurate

[stampgwifeyera]

i want to take this moment to appreciate the way that the actors say their lines in such comedic ways

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.

[autisticats23]

think the great thing about house md is that the characters really are just like that, not even exaggerated. house does not shut up about sleeping with wilson even though he claims they’re just bros, foreman complains about medical malpractice while stealing bone marrow and switching thirteens’s placebo, cameron marries a dying man and then sleeps with chase after she’s been on meth. then they sleep together again because they’re bored of watching their patients sleep patterns. chase is a blonde australian catholic, he’s one of the best surgeons in the hospital, he also kills a dictator. wilson is just some guy who’s been arrested before. he loves monster trucks, he’s had three failed marriages, he’ll give out his organs and blood at any given moment. something so wrong with them all but i love them very much.

[wiz4rdkiss3r]

He was so desperate. The closet is made of glass

[thedeepgreensea]

the bride and the ugly ass groom <3