#greenies asks

[greeniegaes]

If you're still looking for requests I found this while looking for pose references and I think this would work for a number of svsss pairs :3

Ship unspecified so QiJiu! Because I too need a dumbass to chew on

[greeniegaes]

I HEARD SHEN YUAN SHATTERING AND IM HERE

Okay basically a bit of backstory: after throwing LBH into the abyss Zheng Yang is shattered, Xiu Ya’s precious pupil/son. (I mean when ZY first was put into the caves after being forged XY took one look and called dibs) This made XY so upset that he sealed himself up entirely, not responding to any of SQQ’s prodding or any of YQY’s attempts to talk. Hell, he won’t even go out of his sheathe to harass SQH

Fed up with this SQQ repairs Zheng Yang.

At first he tried to ignore it but having a sword that doesn’t respond to you AT ALL looks bad. YQY is the one to tell him to repair Zheng Yang (And Xuan Su probably told him, because hello that is his future (step)son) so SQQ does that and gives over a bad apology through gritted teeth, making Xiu Ya finally come back.

With finally unsealing himself and no longer grieving Xiu Ya insists!! Insists!! On SQQ carrying Zheng Yang around (which helps his reputation that he’s a heartless bastard who doesn’t care about his dead student). This makes SQQ grumpy, especially when he hears starts hearing rumors so he drags YQY (and there for Xuan Su) out of the sect for a while.)

While they’re out there they run into something, could be some huge demon that they are not prepared to take care of, some heavenly demon offspring or hell some celestial animal that took a look at them and went ‘hell nah’ either way they got attacked by something way too strong for what they were ready for.

So YQY draws Xuan Su, trying to protect SQQ and Xiu Ya. While he gets a good few attacks in eventually his spirit and Xuan SY’s is struggling to keep together, and Xiu Ya can see this. When he sees YQY collapse and SQQ grab him, grabbing Zheng Yang to block and attack Xiu Ya knows he has to put a stop to this.

And he puts all his energy into making a corporal form.

He manages to fight off the beast with SQQ’s instruction, but not before using too much of his power. Once it’s finally slain his chest is heaving as he kneels, wobbling back over to where YQY is half way unconscious against SQQ and the other man isn’t looking too great either. Xiu Ya very slowly puts the sword he’s connected to in SQQ’s hand, apologizing for the giant, spreading crack in it.

When SQQ notices it his eyes goes wide and he goes to grab onto Xiu Ya, only for the spirit to disintegrate in front of him. At first he assumes that he just went back into spirit form, and he turns to YQY as the man sobs, partly from his own emotions but mostly from Xuan Su watching the spirit he loved for centuries die in front of him.

Despite attempts to keep hush hush of SQQ’s sword breaking when LBH and Xin Mo hear of it they go bat shit. After LBH started demonic cultivation with Meng Mo he started to be able to see other spirits due to his heavenly demon heritage, making him see Xiu Ya too. He could watch as his sword spirit was praised and coddled, getting pats on the head and gently taught. He was jealous until he saw Xiu Ya tried to do the same to him despite him not supposed to be seeing him. He’d pretend he wouldn’t see as Xiu Ya had patted his head or swore at the other disciples in the peak and wished that HE could be the one stuffing his face into Xiu Ya’s robes to get comforted and not Zheng Yang.

So safe to say when the one person who tried to treat you right in such a careless and cruel world dies without a trace you tend to go a bit more crazy.

Xin Mo literally had spared against Xiu Ya for centuries, before his last owner (Shen Yuan barely remembers this, as it was in the VERY early days of his transmigration and he was kinda trying to get used to being a sword and not paying attention to whomst he was fighting) died he remembered the absolute rush he felt when their swords pressed in battle. Nothing else could ever give him that rush, no kind of mortal vice could make him feel so strong.

Xiu Ya dying was not something he’d ever expect.

He totally channeled a lot of LBHs negative energy into feeding himself, but he especially wanted to use it to get back at SQQ, the man who shattered the only sword strong enough against him! The demon king of swords! They were supposed to be the opposites, strong and fighting until one of them slipped and would be under the others rule forever.

Xin Mo felt so cheated, upset, disgusted and angry over his death, and crazy sword + crazy half demon? Bye bye half of the abyss

Back to amgst, how does Xin Mo react when Xiu Ya shatters as Shen Qingqiu self destructs?

Since SQQ is still the og goods in this au, its safe say the only person he would implode to save is YQY and even that is a stretch. Theyre on tolerant terms because of Xuan Su and Xiu Ya's medling, but SQQ is still a pretty snappish person overall (just cuz hes leaning more towards tsundere doesnt mean his ptsd is gone)

@greeniegaes was workin more on something similar to this though, with XY actually being the one to shatter/crack to protect someone (just woke up, cant remember who). In that situation both LBH and XM are about as normal about it as they are in svsss (which is to say: theyre not lmao)

[lansthetic]

Lance: *Am I allowed to tell my younger self that we’re teammates with the old man or not? Wait. Am I even allowed to tell him we’re married?* 🤨🤨

[perksofbeingpoet]

new headcanons!

☆ THE POETS AT THE CINEMA ☆

(this got really long bc i love them so much aahhhh i hope you enjoy these headcanons as much as i do-)

CHARLIE: his favourite genre is comedy, plus movies about outlaws and teen rebels, says "so me" all through the film. oh yeah he doesn't shut up ever, talks the whole time until someone tells him to please stop talking because the movie's more interesting than how he'd dress as a pirate. every time there's a kissing scene, he turns to the poet sitting next to him and wiggles his eyebrows with a smirk. a nightmare to clean up after, his popcorn ends up all over the floor and himself. BUT all this doesn't apply to emotional movies. if a movie is sad, charlie is silent the entire time, doesn't crack a joke once and comes out of it with half his popcorn left.

KNOX: cries when watching romance, tells the poets he's not crying!! just the dry air of the cinema getting to him. insists on taking pictures of them in front of the movie poster. has accidentally thrown his ticket away instead of the receipt on several occasions. if there are cardboard cut-outs of characters at the cinema, he needs to take pics with all of them. eats a strange mixture of snacks, popcorn, pretzels and ice cream. asks "whAT?" at least five times through the movie bc he can't follow the plot. really fun to watch a movie with because he'll audibly gasp at every plot twist. idk him at the cinema is really cute guys i swear.

PITTS: needs a toilet break three times throughout the movie (tall guy small bladder king). his legs get cramps from the rows being too narrow but he doesn't care, pittsie LOVES going to the cinema. will most often go with knox and meeks, they're the best film trio. knows loads of lore about all sci-fi movies they watch, and acts annoyed at people asking questions because OF COURSE ni-bo64 has to destroy Leobor. eats salty snacks and always chooses the biggest cup of soda (meeks points this out every time pittsie has to squeeze around him to go to the toilet). loudly shouts "YES" when something he approves of happens. is the best sport about charlie's smirks in kissing scenes, he just like puts his hand on charlie's thigh really slowly and mouths 'hi'.

MEEKS: really likes movies with a hidden message, is the only one charlie will watch emotional movies with. but also just a huge nerd, him and pittsie watch sci-fi stuff together and then talk about every plot point for an hour. ORANGE SODA. really big fan of good film music. can't sit still and always steals the arm rest. doesn't talk but says "WHAT??" way too loud when a plothole occurs or a thing he was hoping for doesn't happen. is the one to buy the tickets.

NEIL: loves the comfy velvet seats. always has half a breakdown about "omg maybe i should go into film instead of stage acting??" after seeing a movie he really likes. is a little movie nerd, especially for superhero movies! loves the moment of stepping out of the cinema into the fresh night air. his snack is sweet popcorn or gummy bears. gets so excited when something cool is about to happen, he's waving his arms and being like "oh- ooohhhh- oooohhhhhh" until the cool thing actually happens. makes sure everyone has their tickets (goes into airport dad mode). laughs a lot and looks around at all the poets like "did you see that??" as if they're not all watching the same movie.

TODD: too anxious to complain about sitting behind a tall person, he'll often try to sit on top of his balled-up jacket to be a bit taller and see enough of the screen. pitts notices after a while and is like "hey todd, could we swap seats? i'd love to sit next to knox". todd only realises what that was about a few hours later and is silently soo grateful for pitts not embarrassing him. likes artsy movies where not a lot happens, and LOVES reruns bc then he already knows the plot and can relax. doesn't ever talk throughout the movie but laughs SO MUCH. mouths the lines when he already knows a movie. when there's a kissing scene he'll get embarrassed. doesn't buy snacks cos they're "too loud" and then eats all the other poets' snacks. every time. likes watching the ads before the movie.

CAMERON: asks "does anyone need to go to the bathroom before the movie starts" like fifty times before they watch the movie. hates sitting next to strangers during the movie because then he's always hyper aware of his behaviour and can't really focus on the film. likes historical movies and will watch them with todd (no one can tell me todd/cameron friendship isn't real, it makes so much sense). salty popcorn kinda guy. knows the names of all the actors and actresses.

[greeniscosmic]

wealth be damned that boy can beg for money

[envy-of-the-apple]

PLEASE EXPLAIN INFINITE REWIND READER'S CURSED TECHNIQUE !!! lmao but amazing job on the fic, probably one of the best written time travel au's i've ever read

AHHH YESS TY SO SO MUCH FOR GIVING ME THE CHANCE TO RAMBLE-

Cursed Technique: Infinite Rewind

Grade: less than grade 4

The user’s technique can only activate once certain conditions have been placed.

1) the user is killed

2) the kill must be intentional from a human/curse who is actively trying to do harm. If condition 2 isn’t met, the technique does not activate and the user simply dies.

These two conditions create Infinite Rewind. Until their life is no longer in danger, the user's cursed energy will increase, making them able to perceive cursed spirits as well as create veils. However, the user will still be considered very weak with their own cursed energy.

Once both conditions are met, the user can transport back in time to possess their killer's body at their most emotionally vulnerable moments. If the kill is done with direct contact, then the user will be able to access the body's memories as well as the body's curse technique. They will be able to use the body's technique with ease almost immediately after possessing the body.

In order to deactivate the technique, the user must change the future in a way where their life is no longer in danger. That could be done in numerous ways.

1) the user decides to kill:

If the user kills the murderer, the user is sent back to the present, one hour before they are murdered, where their killer has been erased from the timeline. The kill can either be directly from the user itself, or from an outside source.

Since they will have eliminated the danger, their cursed energy will return to normal.

2) the user does not kill and escapes the murderer in the present:

If the user fails or does not want to eliminate the murderer, they can go back to the present and avoid the would-be murderer. If another sorcerer, who's the same grade as the body the user is inhabiting, initiates physical touch, then the user will be sent back to the present, one hour before they are murdered. The user can then take steps to prevent coming into contact with the danger.

Since they have avoided the danger, their cursed energy will return to normal.

3) the user does not kill and manipulates the murderer in order to change the present

Typically the hardest way to eliminate the danger, as it takes multiple deaths to achieve. Each death, the user will possess the body while it's at it's emotionally weakest. If the user is successfully able to manipulate the body into decisions that will change the present, the danger will eventually be prevented. However, the user will only have a set number of emotionally weak points. If the user fails to manipulate the body in order to change the present, then time will continue and the user will be killed.

If the user spends too much time possessing a body, they could take on the body's feelings. For example, if the body has a smoking habit, the user might develop one too. It's because Infinite Rewind is inherited from an innate technique who also causes the user to pick up habits from the body their possessing (wearing the same clothes, the same hairstyle). Though, Infinite Rewind requires less surgery, and is far less invasive, it (as well as its user) is far weaker compared to its predecessor.

[industrations]

I hope you know Sirius' "Bad Dog" tattoos make me go feral.

All thanks to @greenvlvetcouch ‘s massive brain

I asked him "gimme tattoo idea for the back of his legs" and they said "bad dog" and i said bet

[glitternightingale]

Lovingly leaving an Encanto AU at your door.... Instead of leaving, or while he’s trying to leave, Bruno somehow falls into a 10 year coma. I wonder if the family would talk about him more if they didn’t think he ditched them. And personally I’d make it a modern AU because more advanced medical care lol. But I want to hear your thoughts and what you’d do with it :D (This came to me because my mom was recently devouring documentaries about ppl who woke up from like 20 year comas oof)

-gvr 💚

I can relate to your mom on a spiritual level, haha! Once a random topic piques my interest there's no going back until I know everything about it (my latest medical topic was heart failure which might find its way into a future fic of mine lol).

I don't know anything about comas, though. But, yeah, I think a modern AU would be for the best... because even using Julieta's food on Bruno in the canon universe would be very, very difficult and pretty painful for everyone involved.

I couldn't help but think of the prison/modern AU I made (if anyone still remembers it) when you sent me your ask because

1. Bruno was still physically in reach for the family after their conflict

2. He had to adjust to a world that had gone on without him once his sentence was over

which sort of would be like waking up from a coma, I suppose? And yet the biggest difference I could imagine would be the feeling of guilt and shame for the Madrigals from the very start which would cause them to overcompensate and to possibly give themselves up in the process.

"How did he fall into a coma? Who takes care of him now? Can Bruno still hear and sense what's going on around him?"

The last question has so much angst potential that I'm actually too scared to think about it any longer. But in that case, I'd like to believe that the Madrigals wouldn't stop talking about and to him. 😭

What should we call this AU?

[asktoxicgriefer]

Griefer if you can only drink one type of soda for the rest of ur life what would it be?

-🐇

Y0U C4NT ASK M3 QUEST1ONS L1KE THAT I C4NT CH00SE JUST ON3!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!! UHHHHHHHHH YKN0W WHAT H0T TAK3 ACTUALLY W1TCHES BR3W. "TH4TS N0T SOD4 GR1EFER ITS L3M0NAD3" I DONT FUCK1N C4RE

[blitheringbongus]

Believe it or not im actually more pissed off about the incorrect color pallettes than i am about even making this

WHO IS THIS

[desire-mona]

would u have believed me if i said i didnt give that much of a fuck about keating before i got on tumblr yes or no

[greeniegaes]

Banana.

[greeniegaes]

Oh cumplane my beloved!!

So while XY is a sword spirit he spends an awful lot of the time wandering around the peaks, which is when he notices the…. Interesting things with the an ding peak lord.

Honestly it was the mumbling about PIDW that made XY notice him, and then later confront him in the dream realm.

XY, bursting: you’re a fucking transmigrator you rat!

XY: oh hey XZ

SQH, fumbling with a book: hello??? Who are you??

And life goes downhill from there. Airplane knowing he has a transmigrator buddy starts making weird references to things from the modern day or saying things just to annoy him.

Often times at peak lord meetings SQQ has to hold onto XY because a: he’s shaking in anger so much in his sheath the noise is rattling the whole room and b: he is liable to attack SQH.

SQH sees it as a fun little game and XY (though he won’t admit it) also has fun being feral again and giving scathing arguments.

After XY shatters protecting SQQ and YQY his soul isn’t pulled back to his old world (I imagine there was an error in his transmigration where since he wasn’t put into a ‘real’ body there’s no system for him) he wanders back to Cang Qiong and gets drawn to ADP, where he finds a nice enough mushroom body.

Sorry airplane.

Anyways XY steals the mushroom body and wanders out of the little cave behind SQHs house and goes in. He’s honestly just trying to find a place to sit until he can remember how to walk, or maybe like yk. Clothes.

But SQH is there.

They make eye contact.

XY looks down and remembers he has hands.

And that leads to a scramble around the front room of SQHs house as he avoids getting murdered.

Which ends up to various people (and spirits) walking into them like this. XY naked, (trying to stab SQHs eyes but ignore that yk) ALIVE!!!! And SQH under him (trying not to die, again ignore that)

And although there is a general relief that XYs soul is back there is a more jarring anger of the local milf pinning down the worse bachelor in CQS (they have tunnel vision, they don’t see the murder in front of them, literally just the pretty boy and not so pretty boy)

I can totally imagine a branch of the story where they are romancing though (I love cumplane) and where all of their fighting/bickering is flirting. Like. All the time.

(Also SQH absolutely tortures XY by comparing him to ‘local milfs in your area’ ads or things of the like.)

I somehow one day ended up on your blog when you started your spirit sword au and have no idea what's going on, but I'm vibing and having fun reading all of this (I need to still catch up because I somehow managed to miss a lot of it, oop-)

Anywayssssss, you did mention Airplane as one of the possible suitors in the Jing Lei (am I typing it correctly?-) post, so I was wondering what the story behind that is? If you wanna answer tho, don't pressure your self! :>

Lmao no pressure here, i like chattin about our silly au. This part was actually @greeniegaes 's idea so they can explain it much better than I, but basically xiu ya and airplane regularly have beef w/ each other so no one really thinks anything of the quirky sword chasing the an ding lord

What catches them off guard is when a very familiar looking person is seen wrestling w/ said lord after Xiu Ya initially sacrifices himself to protect sqq, xs, and yqy.... while scantily clad...... tis truly the hottest gossip of the hour, and poor airplane becomes harem/duckling enemy number 1 for a time because of something that wasnt even his fault XD

[zesty-lime-scout]

Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know

Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow

You just put your lips together and you come real close

Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby?

Here we go

I'm bettin' you like people

And I'm bettin' you love freak mode

And I'm bettin' you like girls

That give love to girls and stroke your little ego

I bet I'm guilty, your honor

That's just how we live in my genre

Who in the hell done paved the road wider?

There's only one Flo and one Rida

I'm a damn shame, order more champagne

Pulling them hamstrings, tryna put it on ya

Bet your lips spin back around, come up

Slow it down, baby, take a little longer

Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know

Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow

You just put your lips together and you come real close

Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby?

Here we go

Whistle, baby, whistle, baby

Whist-whistle, baby, whistle, baby

It's like everywhere I go, my whistle ready to blow

Shawty don't even know, she can get in it for the low

Told me she not a pro, it's okay, it's under control

Show me soprano 'cause, girl, you can handle

Baby, we start slow, then you come up and park close

Girl, I'm the whistle man, my Bugatti the same notes

Show me your perfect pitch, you got my banjo

Talented with your lips like you blew out a candle

So amusing

Now you can make a whistle with the music

Hope you ain't got no issues, you can do it

Even if it's no picture, never lose it

Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know

Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow

You just put your lips together and you come real close

Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby?

Here we go

Whistle, baby, whistle, baby

Whist-whistle, baby, whistle, baby

Whistle, baby, whistle, baby

Whist-whistle, baby, whistle, baby

Go on, girl, you can work it

Let me see you whistle while you work it

I'ma lay it back, don't stop it

'Cause I love it how you drop it, drop it, drop it on me

Now, shorty, make that whistle blow-ow-ow-ow

Yeah, baby, make that whistle blow-ow-ow

Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know

Girl, I'm gonna show you how to do it and we start real slow

You just put your lips together and you come real close

Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby?

Here we go

Whistle, baby, whistle, baby

okay WHO PUT THIS IN THE TRACK LIST-

[greenlikethesea]

Get to Know Me (Tag Game)

Rules: answer + tag ~9 people you want to get to know better and/or catch up with

Tagged by @dodger-chan

Favorite color? 

Yellow and pink

Last song? 

DIVE by Twice, which is the new summer jam for me!

Currently reading? 

chipping my way through like three books at the moment, but primarily, The Castle by Franz Kafka. it's dense but I like it a lot.

Currently watching? 

Nothing formally produced -- I recently watched the film of Suddenly Last Summer for the play I'm working on (Ms. Taylor I am so sorry and also AWOOGA), and I've been watching Contrapoints' back catalog because there are a few I haven't seen!

Currently craving? 

Vanilla soft serve as per usual.

Coffee or tea? 

Coffee.

A hobby you would like to try?

pickleball. is that silly?

An AU you’re working on/thought of?

i just played in the sandbox of a steddie au set in a summer town for ms sparkly's birthday, and that was really fun!

i am tagging @sparklyslug @slothy-girl @friendship-switchblades @senorablack @grimweathers @micamicster @one-warm-line @marchionessofbones @andropogonfalons

[greeniscosmic]

can someone talk about schlatt with me? i am once again thinkin about his stupid ass