#grdns

[grdnspirit]

she’s fine (just kinda going through it… but honestly same)

— wanted to maybe play around with learning how to make animatics 👉🏼👈🏼

[blobee]

May I request more of my wife, Gordon freeman from the hit series hlvrai from the hit game half life 1 (or professor Stein from soul eater {you dont gotta, they just so silly})

-trans dude

Also you're awesome I'm gifting you crystals if you'd like them *big autistic eyes*

Grdn Frmn

I don't know what about Professor Stein, I looked for who it was, think he's funny, maybe I'll draw the fella later

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

KNUCKLE TATTOOS

DICK BALS

BETA CUCK

STAR WARS

SUCK FUCK

FERA LHOG

THEJ OKER

EATS FEET

RAZL DAZL

KNUK TATS

BABY GIRL

BUTT HOLE

A.HAM A.BUR

ONCE -LER

JEB! BUSH

PRON OUNS

MYFI NGRS

BIGB OOBS

GOOD LORD

WEEE EEEE

TEE♡ HEE♡

COCK VORE

SIXFI NGERS

HAND JOB!

AMON GUSඞ

TWIN TWRS

CALL SAUL

PUNC HYOU

YURI YAOI

FORT NITE

JAKE PAUL

PIKA PIKA

FACE BOOK

ELON MUSK

HATE GAYS

JOEB IDEN

CRUC IFIX

YUOR DEVL

TOON TOWN

CRPY PSTA

KILL BILL

SOCC RMOM

HOPE UDIE

JOHN LOCK

SUPR HELL

ROAD TRIP

PRTY ROCK

DOES DRUG

SEXH AVER

SUCK UOFF

IAMA LSBO

BISE XUAL

NGRY BIRD

SMOS H.COM

MARI OBRO

RPGM AKER

CAS♡ DEAN

DIVO RCE☹

YAOI HAND

SEXY HOMO

ITMY HAND

OWIE OUCH

JAKE DOG (the empty space is for a portrait of him)

BIOS HOCK

PADS TMPN

ONEP IECE

SCOT LAND

GAMB LING

FEET PICS

JUNJ IITO

GARF IELD

RIDD LER?

GRDN RMSY

DNGN RNPA

ROLE PLAY

KEYB OARD

LEGO LAND

HOLY SHIT

WIKI PDIA

TAPE WORM

DADY ISUE

WIKI FEET

ITCH BALS

CROA TOAN

LOCH NESS

SANS NESS

MTHW PTRK

IBPR OFEN

HOME WORK

RCKY HROR

STRI PPER

FIRE STAR

BATH ROOM

MALE WIFE

HOTT LEGS

GOOF BALL

OMGA VERS

GLUP SHIT

OPEN CSKT

LITL PONY

RAYQ UAZA

TUBE ULAR

RATA TOUI

BIRT HDAY

FAML YGUY

SIMS FOUR

COLO RADO

RDIO STAR

COLD HAND

PNIS ENVY

E621 USER

AIRP LANE

NNJA TRTL

ASDF MOVI

FROG LEGS

UNGA BNGA

APPL SAUC

TWNK DETH

DRTH VADR

GENI TALS

LEGO BTMN

FINN JAKE

FUCK YEAH

ATOM BOMB

DAVI NKY?

MAMA MIA!

SLAY CUNT

FLAT FUCK

DCTR PHIL

SASU NARU

HELO KITY

Y/YO A/TI

SHRE KTWO

SPDR MNKY

PORR IDGE

PMPL POPR

LADY GAGA

TAXF RAUD

AWOO GA!!

CPTN [HOOK] (ideally you wouldn’t write hook at all because you would have an actual hook hand here. the text of “HOOK” is. implied)

MATCHING KNUCKLE TATTOOS

for two people

GUES WHAT / CHKN BUTT

DAFY DUCK / BUGS BUNY

CREW MATE / IMPO STER

HAND HOOK / CARS DOOR

POWR BTTM / SRVC ETOP

UNDR TALE / DLTA RUNE

FEMI NISM / MISO GYNY

GIRL DICK / BOYP USSY

ROOP PAUL / DRAG RACE

FIVE GUYS / BRGR FRYS

for three people

GASL IGHT / GATE KEEP / GIRL BOSS

SUPR NTRL / DOCT RWHO / SHER LOCK

BLOD BORN / ELDN RING / DARK SOUL

for six people

APPL JACK / FLUT RSHY / ♡RAR ITY♡ / TWLT SPKL / PINK YPIE / RNBW DASH

for seven people

SPON GBOB / PTRK STAR / SNDY SQRL / SQUI DWRD / MR.K RABS / PLAN KTON

[tjreeseart]

The Grdns: Triad of the Fantastical Extended Process Video

[the-disemvoweler]

HEAR YE HEAR YE! I AM THE FONTSLORD, GUARDIAN OF THE FONTS AND KEEPER OF THE FORBIDDEN STYLISTIC CHOICES FOR TEXT.

VOWEL VIKINGS, HEED MY WARNING, UNLEASH MORE CURSES ON THE MIGHTY CONSONANT CRUSADER AND FEEL MY COMIC SANS WRATH UPON YE.

also heeheehee hi disemvoweler!!! im the one who made the shirt for you teehee (only those who know, know) :3c

HR Y HR Y! M TH FNTSLRD, GRDN F TH FNTS ND KPR F TH FRBDDN STLSTC CHCS FR TXT.

VWL VKNGS, HD M WRNNG, NLSH MR CRSS N TH CNSNNT CRSDR ND FL M CMC SNS WRTH PN Y.

ls hhh h dsmvwlr!!! m th n wh md th shrt fr y th (nl ths wh knw, knw) :3c

I WILL DESTROY ALL THE VOWELS

Thanks for the shirt, @rayray-razorblade

[cuddlecave]

Hi, haven't been by in a while, vore brain went dormant for a while ♠️

Idea where Gordn is working at a facility where they say they have a mer captured. Said mer is of course Ben.

They do the usual "Gord sees mer Ben, feels sorry to see such a majestic creature in captivity, vows to help him escape" type plot. Except when Gordn gets this scrawny mer to the ocean and puts him in, Ben Changes.

He seems to rejuvenate, his dark scales illuminate with hidden lines of bioluminescent spots, his seemingly withered fins restore and fan out.

He also abruptly grows in size. He used to be smaller than Gordn, and looked so sickly. Now he's huge, and fully revitalized. (Cant decide if he stays relatively humanoid, or if he starts shifting towards your Deep Ben design. Never was a mer, but a restrained eldritch)

Gord is staring at him in awe when they both hear security or soldiers coming their way. Gord had planned to hop onto a small boat nearby and making his own escape, but Ben has other ideas. One hand, now big enough to wrap fully around his rescuer's torso with ease, emerges from the water and snatches Grdn up as gently as possible. He can't say much, he doesn't want to give away their location, but when Gord cries out, suddenly alarmed and wondering if releasing the captive mer was a good idea, he tries to comfort him with a small dose of blue voice. Gordn has only a moment to be mesmerized by the light, and then it dissipates, revealing the rapidly approaching maw of the entity he tried so hard to save. He can't bring himself to fight or cry out, subdued by the blue as he is. He's helpless as those jaws close on him, surprisingly careful, and he's pulled in and swallowed.

Ben hurriedly nestles the confused and frightened human safe away deep inside, curled up in a pouch with an air supply, then heads for open water, eager to escape his captors reach. It won't be the end of their troubles, he knows. Gordn will have to go back to land sooner or later, once the search for Ben has died down a little. But Ben will happily keep his kind, brave little human within, sustained and protected by Bens own body. It's the least he could do, Ben thinks as he cuddles at the weakly squirming form inside. Girdn seems frightened, but Ben projects reassurance, alongside happiness and gratitude. He would never harm him, his favorite little human.

Gord was still uncertain, having been swallowed whole by a giant sea monster(?) But despite his anxious squirming, he was growing more and more hopeful of his situation. He hadn't been chomped, he wasn't dumped in acid, and the air in his little holding pouch had yet to go stale and suffocating. He had hoped and prayed that it meant his holder didn't intend to hurt him. Maybe he was wrong, maybe this being had been deceiving him all along, and that facility had imprisoned it for valid reasons...

An odd call echoed around him, sounding almost delighted. Gleeful. He felt gravity shift around him as the giant mer(?) presumably dove and swooped through the water, reveling in this newfound freedom. Gordn flailed a little as he was thrown, and he tried to readjust. The movement lessened, and a deep, happy croon rumbled through his entire body as the creature suddenly pressed in around him. He couldn’t suppress a yelp of alarm, worried at the loss of space, and potentially air. The walls squeezed him firmly, kneading him and curling him up further. Dozens of fears darted through Gordns mind, worries of being crushed, suffocated, or trapped forever, but all those fears were soothed by a wave of more strange light, and a voice echoing from all around.

"Thank you. You helped me. Now I will help you. You are safe with me."

(Ends up similar to the main Deep Ben concept, just that when Gord asks to be let go, Ben only says "not yet, not safe" instead of "nah, I'm keeping you." This Ben knows how it is to be trapped against your will, he would never do that to the guy who risked so much for him)

eyyyyyy welcome back!

and dohohohohohohoho

[hellyeahheroes]

The Internet is Slowly Dying by grdn

[izzy-b-hands]

Just had the idea for an our flg au in the over the grdn wll universe (fucking the words up so nothing winds up in the tags and bothers folks) but I can't decide if this is something i could actually make interesting/do well, or if I'm just feeling the yearly itch to watch o.th. gdn.wll since it's almost officially fall (aka it's already fall to me lol)

[loveletter-fo-ryou]

artist who I follow for grdn art: posts grdn art

me: fucking collapses into a singularity

[molybdic]

074 Mile End, GRDN & house for sale

2014.07.10

[grdnspirit]

finally finished my current sketchbook so have another doodle dump!!

[mccarthymolly]

gttkhoenst say that

Ight sit

Early dev or regr

Hear meanness, sermon of all time before now

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But ok this way hku

[grrrlmusic]

Roulette Love Gun | GRDNS

[tjreeseart]

Process recap of The Grdns: Triad of the Fantastical

[therevue]

Today, The Matinee is two parts, and the first features songs outside of North America. Some of the tunes will steal your breath away, others will have you rocking, and all will make your Thursday better. Hear new songs from Hero Fisher, Colour Me Wednesday, Ryan Downey, Stonefield, GRDNS, and TH da Freak. Bio has our homepage link where you can listen to these tunes & discover more great indie music. ... Supporting labels: American Laundromat Records, Howlin Banana Records, Barely Dressed, Remote Control Records, Flightless, Inertia Music ... #newmusic #indiemusic #TheMatinee #HeroFisher #ColourMeWednesday #RyanDowney #Stonefield #GRDNS #ThDaFreak #singersongwriter #cinematicindie #altfolk #dreampop #indiepoprock #psychedelicrock #slackerrock #newmusicalert #newmusicdiscovery #pressplay #takealisten

[bennhealy]

Flsh Grdn by Benn Healy