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How to protect yourself during stampede

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Man I started Cymbalta earlier this month and I'm in hell

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Sorry I haven't been posting much btw I'm in pain and crazy

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sorry everyone, bouta get political

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before we get an official announcement on who is replacing biden as the nominee, im just going to put this out there: do not mess this up. i don't care how little you like politics. i don't care if this new nominee isn't your first choice.

our alternative is trump. third party splits the votes, and abstaining is just going to fuck the entire united states over. your vote (AND support) matters, and i better see anyone who doesn't want trump to be elected and the United States to become a fascist, authoritarian regime throwing their full support behind this new nominee.

we have three months to go. we're in crunch time. if you don't want to lose your rights, support this new nominee with everything you've got.

edit: just in case this somehow wasn't obvious, this is NOT the post to be a pessimist on. don't say we're fucked. say TRUMP is fucked. we can't go back and change the nomination timeline, but we can absolutely support our new nominee and ensure they get elected.

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it’s that strange bisexual man again

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Anyone know how to make 15 dollars immediately don't worry about why

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Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down

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MAE ARE YOU OUT THERE

the tumblr experience is that you're flirting with a local trans girl for a week or two and are just about to schedule a date except then her blog gets nuked before you can add each other on discord and then the broken tumblr search makes it impossible to find her new blog

anyway uhh mae if you see this hiiiiiii 👉👈 i still really wanna go to the reptile zoo with youuuu

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Slice of life seems. Strange for me, but I'll take it

Which ever month you were born in, will determine the type of anime you would live in.

January = Hentai

Febuary = Yuri

March = Sports

April = Horror

May = Supernatural

June = Harem

July = Yaoi

August = Sci-fi

September = Shoujo

October = Ecchi

November = Slice of life

December = Musical

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Me when the mobility aid makes me more mobile

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guys do you think

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sexy US babes we are all voting blue this november right? we’re all gonna vote. we’re gonna, right?? right????? tell me we’re all gonna vote blue so that i can sleep at night. tell me you’re gonna vote blue so that we can all continue to sleep at night and continue like, idk, living life.

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, ' 3.

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For every note this gets, I'll walk 3 feet.

Yes, I want lots of notes.