the-disemvoweler

[the-disemvoweler]

f hd wrstlng prsn th wld b prt dmn prt phrmcst nd thr nm wld b DVS (lk CVS bt prnncd Dvs) nd thr ctchphrs wld b Wlcm T Th Hrmcy

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

[the-disemvoweler]

I want to disembowel you, dear disemvoweler.

wnt t dsmbwl y, dr dsmvwlr.

Thanks dude

[the-disemvoweler]

I do enjoy your blog if only cuz my brain insta tries to auto correct to disemboweler and so I have an initial thought of just, "Ugh... Who's getting disemboweled this time?" It's honestly really funny just scrolling and wondering who's getting disemboweled and then learn is a fake out for vowel murder.

d nj yr blg f nl cz m brn nst trs t t crrct t dsmbwlr nd s hv n ntl thght f jst, "gh... Wh's gttng dsmbwld ths tm?" t's hnstl rll fnn jst scrllng nd wndrng wh's gttng dsmbwld nd thn lrn s fk t fr vwl mrdr.

The fate I give out is much worse

[the-disemvoweler]

.ϱnibnɒqxɘ ʇo ϱniʞni⑁ɟ m’I ɟud ,ɿɘɟɿɘv/ɿɘɟɿɘvni nɒ ɘd oɟ bɘɟnɒw o⑁w ɘnoγnɒ ɿoʇ ɟi ɘbɒm γllɒniϱiɿo I ?ɘbɒm I quoɿϱ ɘ⑁ɟ nioᒑ oɟ ɟnɒw uoγ oᗡ

.ϱnbnqx ʇ ϱnʞn⑁ɟ m’ ɟd ,ɿɟɿv/ɿɟɿvn n d ɟ bɟnw ⑁w nn ɿʇ ɟ bm llnϱɿ ?bm qɿϱ ⑁ɟ nᒑ ɟ ɟnw γ ᗡ

I might as well since I took all this time to decipher and disemvowel

[the-disemvoweler]

Srr fr bng ncpbl f nswrng qstn wtht lk 900 "t dpndssss" prfcs. nfrtntl t mn thngs dpnd n t mn thngs

Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things

[the-disemvoweler]

Dear Trans Kids,

This world is better

with you in it

and you are worth fighting for.

[the-disemvoweler]

Th rdng cmprhnsn nd vrll cmmn sns n ths wbst s pss pr.

hw dr y s w pss n th pr

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[the-disemvoweler]

I have been told multiple times to use a Google doc to do my disemvoweling but I fear when I do that I lose the joy of the process and I think that might just be the autism

[the-disemvoweler]

I have been told multiple times to use a Google doc to do my disemvoweling but I fear when I do that I lose the joy of the process and I think that might just be the autism

[the-disemvoweler]

cts brkng dwn n cmls bck

[the-disemvoweler]

hll prfssr dd nt d th ssgnmnt bcs t sndd lk stpd fckng wst f tm nd thnk y shld b frd fr gvng ths t m. mb mk th nxt n mr ntrstng/rlvnt nd wll cnsdr t. rgrds

hello professor i did not do the assignment because it sounded like a stupid fucking waste of time and i think you should be fired for giving this to me. maybe make the next one more interesting/relevant and i will consider it. regards

[the-disemvoweler]

dn't wnt Crr wnt t Fck rnd

nd nt fnd t. cnnt xprss ngh hw mch d nt wnt t fnd t.

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

[the-disemvoweler]

HEY. HEY WAIT A MINUTE. WHO ARE YOU.

-@i-steal-vowels

H. H WT MNT. WH R Y.

-@-stl-vwls

I AM THE ORIGINAL

ALLY WITH ME

END THE REIGN OF THE VOWEL

@i-steal-vowels

[the-disemvoweler]

th stpdst thng bt mntl llnss s th shrt hlf lf f rssrncs. lik ys knw y rmndd m ystrd tht 'm nt scrtl txc wst tht vrbd wnts rd f bt tht ws lk 18 hrs g nd frgr

the stupidest thing about mental illness is the short half life of reassurances. like yes I know you reminded me yesterday that I'm not secretly toxic waste that everybody wants rid of but that was like 18 hours ago and I forgor

[the-disemvoweler]

thnk wzrd cn b prncss smtms.. mn twr s twr

I think a wizard can be a princess sometimes.. I mean a tower is a tower

[the-disemvoweler]

prds r mdvl hnstl. lk srr gt scdl lst nght trns t hd t mch bld n m. yh n sm f t fll t nd 'm fn nw.

periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.

[the-disemvoweler]

if celebrating a dictator getting stabbed gives willpower to tumblr blogs on hiatus maybe we should look into doing more of that lol

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