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f hd wrstlng prsn th wld b prt dmn prt phrmcst nd thr nm wld b DVS (lk CVS bt prnncd Dvs) nd thr ctchphrs wld b Wlcm T Th Hrmcy
if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy
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I want to disembowel you, dear disemvoweler.
wnt t dsmbwl y, dr dsmvwlr.
Thanks dude
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I do enjoy your blog if only cuz my brain insta tries to auto correct to disemboweler and so I have an initial thought of just, "Ugh... Who's getting disemboweled this time?" It's honestly really funny just scrolling and wondering who's getting disemboweled and then learn is a fake out for vowel murder.
d nj yr blg f nl cz m brn nst trs t t crrct t dsmbwlr nd s hv n ntl thght f jst, "gh... Wh's gttng dsmbwld ths tm?" t's hnstl rll fnn jst scrllng nd wndrng wh's gttng dsmbwld nd thn lrn s fk t fr vwl mrdr.
The fate I give out is much worse
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.ϱnibnɒqxɘ ʇo ϱniʞni⑁ɟ m’I ɟud ,ɿɘɟɿɘv/ɿɘɟɿɘvni nɒ ɘd oɟ bɘɟnɒw o⑁w ɘnoγnɒ ɿoʇ ɟi ɘbɒm γllɒniϱiɿo I ?ɘbɒm I quoɿϱ ɘ⑁ɟ nioᒑ oɟ ɟnɒw uoγ oᗡ
.ϱnbnqx ʇ ϱnʞn⑁ɟ m’ ɟd ,ɿɟɿv/ɿɟɿvn n d ɟ bɟnw ⑁w nn ɿʇ ɟ bm llnϱɿ ?bm qɿϱ ⑁ɟ nᒑ ɟ ɟnw γ ᗡ
I might as well since I took all this time to decipher and disemvowel
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Srr fr bng ncpbl f nswrng qstn wtht lk 900 "t dpndssss" prfcs. nfrtntl t mn thngs dpnd n t mn thngs
Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things
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Dear Trans Kids,
This world is better
with you in it
and you are worth fighting for.
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Th rdng cmprhnsn nd vrll cmmn sns n ths wbst s pss pr.
hw dr y s w pss n th pr
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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I have been told multiple times to use a Google doc to do my disemvoweling but I fear when I do that I lose the joy of the process and I think that might just be the autism
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I have been told multiple times to use a Google doc to do my disemvoweling but I fear when I do that I lose the joy of the process and I think that might just be the autism
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cts brkng dwn n cmls bck
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hll prfssr dd nt d th ssgnmnt bcs t sndd lk stpd fckng wst f tm nd thnk y shld b frd fr gvng ths t m. mb mk th nxt n mr ntrstng/rlvnt nd wll cnsdr t. rgrds
hello professor i did not do the assignment because it sounded like a stupid fucking waste of time and i think you should be fired for giving this to me. maybe make the next one more interesting/relevant and i will consider it. regards
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dn't wnt Crr wnt t Fck rnd
nd nt fnd t. cnnt xprss ngh hw mch d nt wnt t fnd t.
I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around
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HEY. HEY WAIT A MINUTE. WHO ARE YOU.
-@i-steal-vowels
H. H WT MNT. WH R Y.
-@-stl-vwls
I AM THE ORIGINAL
ALLY WITH ME
END THE REIGN OF THE VOWEL
@i-steal-vowels
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th stpdst thng bt mntl llnss s th shrt hlf lf f rssrncs. lik ys knw y rmndd m ystrd tht 'm nt scrtl txc wst tht vrbd wnts rd f bt tht ws lk 18 hrs g nd frgr
the stupidest thing about mental illness is the short half life of reassurances. like yes I know you reminded me yesterday that I'm not secretly toxic waste that everybody wants rid of but that was like 18 hours ago and I forgor
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thnk wzrd cn b prncss smtms.. mn twr s twr
I think a wizard can be a princess sometimes.. I mean a tower is a tower
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prds r mdvl hnstl. lk srr gt scdl lst nght trns t hd t mch bld n m. yh n sm f t fll t nd 'm fn nw.
periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.
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if celebrating a dictator getting stabbed gives willpower to tumblr blogs on hiatus maybe we should look into doing more of that lol
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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