#grandpa ratchet

[cheesesquiggler]

lugnut is so girlypop

anyway behold these abominations 💖🫶💖

[unepersonnelouche]

Rewatched animated last month, it’s better than I remembered !

[kingghoost]

[dragqueenstarscream]

What would TFA Ratchet be into in terms of kinks/fetishes?

ohohohoHO, time to give this grouchy old bastard some love!

- switch, leaning towards being a top. he likes being in control to help relieve stress at the end of the day, but also, he knows damn well what he's doing and enjoys showing his partner the ropes. if he's gonna bottom, he'll be crotchety and embarrassed about it, but be patient with him and he'll be putty in your hands.

- surprisingly, no medical kink. he takes his job too seriously for that, and the trauma of his time as a battlefield medic isn't something he wants to remember during interface. what he DOES have is a raging daddy kink. dress cutesy for him and call him daddy, and you might see steam rising from his chassis. he might even bust out pet names, if he's really getting into it.

- along with the daddy kink, he's into brat taming/orgasm denial. he enjoys a partner who pushes his buttons, because then, he gets to punish them in delightfully kinky ways. the same skilled hands which protect you from danger and heal your injuries can also spank you until your ass turns red, or bring you closer and closer to overload before taking it away from you, because that's your punishment for being a brat. you've gotta be good to deserve an overload.

- now, if you're gonna play with his valve, you've gotta give him some grace. he's old, he doesn't have as much stamina as he used to in the days before the war. he really does enjoy it, but only with partner who understands his needs and doesn't get mad at him for not being as spunky as he used to be.

- SIT ON HIS FACE. this bot has eaten more than a few valves in his long lifetime. if you call his skills into question, he'll get back at you by wrapping your thighs around his helm and showing you what a determined old bot is capable of.

[mrmeepsmadmind]

Metalhawk: bro stop calling my people NAILS

Starscream: if you tase me im gonna make u my dead wife istg

Wheeljack: why do your optics turn separate directions whenever i mention the word 'plan'.

Ratchet: yeah i have arthritis so idc if i die tbh :/

rodimus: im buying an rv and me and all these strangers (who like me more than u, not that it matters ) (im hot) are gonna * EXPLODES EVERYONE *

wheeljack, in the middle of discussing a very elaborate pain-staking plan:... ... something just exploded & i wasn't the cause 😢...

prowl: WHERE IS YOUR RAGE

needlenose: i sure love my big dumb evil husband. sure hope a disgruntled little popcorn kernel doesn't detonate a bomb in his head

Wheeljack: fuck my life

Starscream: i love lying, so, naturally-- im gonna become a politician.

ironhide: i saw the hat man

the intelligent Bumble (bee):

[maverickflare]

had a lot of fun with this one. i really like him :]

[lilacspecs]

[fluffywhompus]

If I had a nickel for everytime I found father daughter duos in media that probably wasn’t intended I would have 3 nickels, which isn’t a lot but I’m glad it happened 3 times

[jimbopo-o]

Super quick side profile study cause I wanna get better at drawing ratchet specifically 😤😤😤

[iamamazingmason]

I left poor @jaylestial on read for like 25 minutes. Searching for this old meme I made.

Just to NOT find it and have to remake it. Now all of you gotta see it too!! 😩

[cyber-streak-2]

Ratchet, while walking off: Optimus, if anyone asks for me, I’ve gone outside to scream into the night.

[clownswithshoes]

The old grumpy medic, Ratchet!! :D 🚑🚑🚑

[brotoman-exe]

You know I never looked at Prime!Ratchet and thought:

But according to my 'For You' timeline a lot of people looked at Prime!Ratchet and thought:

[dragqueenstarscream]

glad to see that there are people on here who give the king gilf tfa ratchet the love he deserves. blow that old bot's back out. maybe it'll help him relax.

[spookiibuggii]

♡ PLEASE DON’T REPOST MY ART, REBLOG INSTEAD ♡

My Ratchet entry for #GhostsEligibleBotEvent !!! I haven't done a proper drawing like this in a long time so I'm really proud of it <3

[blubrown9637]

🎫 for Sparky!

Even though Undex and Gala are the only ones that know that Sparky is really an Kremzeek, other bot still have their suspicions. Ratchet is mainly the only bot that constantly questions Sparky about his health daily.

Such as how sparky was able to survive for so long alone with just wore down spare parts at his age. And how he sometimes doesn’t feel large amounts of pain when he constantly hurts himself. Sparky somehow manages to make up a good excuse(even though he doesn’t like lying) to stir Ratchet away for a bit, But the old mech is definitely not letting this go anytime soon.

Eventually Ratchet just assumes Sparky has some kind of high pain tolerance. Which sadly means more work for him in the future….