#grandpa asmr

[nd-babblinggoblinfromthevoid]

Something I discovered on YouTube today was Grandpa Poe.

My eldest wanted story time, but didn't want me to read. (Dad is sleeping but also dyslexic so he doesn't like reading anyway.)

So on a whim I thought, ya know what, grandpas reading stories is always comforting. YouTube is vast. I'm sure I could find someone.

Boom. Grandpa Poe. Near the top. Clicked and oh boy did the comfort and nostalgia of my own great grandpa "Papa" flood my heart. He read a couple of nursery stories from the tall book. My eldest absolutely locked on.

"Grandpa's reading?" He sort of half stated half asked. "Yup. Grandpa's reading stories."

We both sat there and listened to them. I think I've found our new favorite comfort channel when the day slows down.

Here is the channel if you want to take a look. I love it, so sweet.

[prince-damien-of-darkness]

Aaron has this weird thing where he will sneeze exactly nine times in a row.

Both Smartass and Ollie will count every single time and it pisses him off

[capitalisticveins]

Idk who said this but Erik is really the AO3 writer of Asmrtists

[polly-wifu]

So let me get this straight

Sam knows about Mario 2

But has no idea what pokemon is?

Jesus fuck. Darlin is dating a fuckin fossil

[sporecringe]

[nerodivergentgrimreaper]

THe Ollie Video just confirmed that shit is about to hit the fan.

[cannedf0wer]

Halloweek Day2

🍵

[starlytenight]

Doodles for that whole possession moment from Zero, these were concepts from when I was writing/thinking about those scenes, haha.

[turtlebluem]

You know that Twitter post or smth about the guy who's girlfriend put on baseball so she could take a nap in peace like he was a toddler?

I've started applying this logic to my parents as an experiment, and oh my god. My mom will sit still watching restocking asmr for HOURS at a time. My dad? Throw on a conspiracy theory debunking iceberg and he is locked the fuck in.

Its hilarious and I will never get over it.

[calp0sa]

do the airy dance do the airy dance make cabin make wood for the airy dance come on now make wood and fire for the airy dance come on now come on franklin come on cheesy get off of da plane its the airy dance lets go mentally insane

Airy Fun Shimmyfest Bonanza Minions Banona Clap Tutorial 2019 Slime Asmr Compilation Airy In His Big Boots Airy In His Xbox Live Attire Airy On His Costco Oppenheimer Couch Fun Dantdm Life Hacks For Fun And For Free Uncle Grandpa Babies Fun Surprise Airy Plane Littlest Pet Shop Playset Comes With 3 Soaps to put on your wall. 3 Ice Creams to put on your Head. comes with 5 Airys to throw into the Atlantic Ocean. Cool As A Cucumbler. Airy Surprise Eggs with Ao Oni and Abraham Lincoln for baby play time basketbal 🏀

[capitalisticveins]

Aww poor Erik 🙁 thoughts and prayers to him and his family since its literally the most I could do (context in tags)

[loop-hole-319]

What do you think the humans in the Transformers universe 'G1 as a base world' call the Transformers.

Here's what I think let me know what you think they call them.

Megatron: Boomer, grandpa, the Grey one, Simp for dad bot, a legal gun owner

Optimus Prime: Dad bot, Robot Jesus, Jesus, Truck dad

Bumblebee: Bumblebee, the baby, little baby man, BeeBee

The Elite trine: Birb gang

Starscream: The Cunty Jet, Aggressive jet, Ani-ASMR, The gay jet, The mean red red one

Thundercracker: ASMR, Mr.Voice, Boom boom man

Skywarp: plurpl jet

The Coneheads: Dunce Cap Gang

Soundwave: The tired dad, Pouches, the mom friend, King

The Cassettes: The baby's, the evil baby's, kitty, birbs, terror twins

Shockwave: aggressive cyclops, evil cyclops

Wheeljack: OSHA violations

Knockout: The cunty car, the evil gay car

Red Alert: The mentally ill one, Anxiety meds, Panic car

Inferno: the mentally ill ones boyfriend

Astrotrain: Train

[alienstarzz]

Español;

Si viste esto, es una señal de que debes tomarte un descanso del Internet.

Odio quién soy como persona /j

Hice esto por aburrimiento porque estoy visitando el rancho de mi abuelo y no hay mucho que hacer aquí 😭

Esta imagen está basada en este video asmr de RF Wally.

Solía ​​escuchar esto hace un año pensando que era lo mejor que jamás había hecho. . .

I have a dark past.

English;

If you saw this, this is a sign that you should take a break from the internet.

I hate who I am as a person /j

I made this out of boredom because Im currently visiting my Grandpa, and there's really nothing to do here...

The edit is based on this image here, this RF wally asmr thing.. Yes, this is an actual video. It's on youtube.. 😭

I used to listen to this thinking it was the best thing ever

Overall this is a poorly edited onceler version of this. The editing process video thing was uploaded on my tiktok 🙏

[sliceofdyke]

discord server simulation

#chat | waltercoded whitegirl: she slonk on my shit til i disintegrate

#chat2 | [Replying to fresh yaoi deetz] yandere male asmr boyfriend: hi faggot whats up 🥺🥺🥺🥺 sorry i was napping

#music | and i'm whimper: here come the warm jets is the tenth and final track from brian eno's 1974 solo debut record of the same name. with a runtime of four minutes and four se

#neuro | cq100: yeah i'm "high functioning" high functioning in bed with your MOM!!!!!!!!!

#health | fresh yaoi deetz: Oh my God..the pain is awful

#comics | jason todd cries during sex: i hate comic books thank god batman superman worlds finest is just gay porn

#animanga | grandpa balls: [image of qifrey seductively lying on a bed] i think i hauve Covid

#no-mic | im sniff:*tts Did you know that the Biden administration just enacted a law that makes various endangered species of turtle protected under federal law? It's called the Hole Act as it specifically affects a species of turtle that lives in underground holes. Google "Turtle Hole" to find out more

#omegaverse | plate tectonics (villain): i think about omegaverse with a deepness it doesn’t deserve. How would a society like that even function? What would the history of the social rights for the different “ranks” be? Would there be different kinds of advertisements? New products? What would movie tropes be like?

#new-jersey | robert de niro in heat: feeling so new jersey right now

[sallyface4everimmarriedto]

JJK x Filia<3 reader

Filia!Reader is the protective type especially when it comes to Yuji, Nobara, and Megumi mostly Yuji cuz ya know vessels stick together

#VESSELLIVESMATTER

Anyway they try their best to stay away from Gojo cuz much to her dismay he talked so much he purposely turned off his infinity just to get a rise out of Samson literally allowed Samson to punch him to see if the punch would be soft like normal hair or would it feel like an actual fist

(Learned that it was worse then a fist and soft hair it felt like sandpaper attached to a metal slide in the hot sun during the summer with blades)

Now with yuji and sukuna yuji and Filia!Reader get along very well basically inseparable they're like fraternal twins if you were to to describe these to with two worded quotes it would be "Rev Up!" And "Power Up! " but...theres always a down side because DAMN SURE THAT SAMSON AND SUKUNA DONT LIKE EACH OTHER theres a difference between these two

one actually cares for their vessel how they feel if they're alright mentally physically psychologically.....WHILE THE OTHER is literally reckless at all times he keeps his vessel alive just because hes interested in his life and everything thats been going on recently and literally its all ENTERTAINMENT FOR HIM

Yes he's killed his vessel a couple of times out of pure boredom yes he'll do it again he doesnt care at all as long as he's entertained he doesnt care how his vessel feels at all SHIT HE'LL EVEN KILL HIS FRIENDS JUST TO GET THAT GOOD ASS ASMR IN HIS EARS OF HIS VESSEL CRYING this mans evil-

Now with nobara....there isnt much to say these two definitely steal gojos black card to go on shopping sprees and photo shoots in the mall its not like gojos gonna miss it this man is literally rich with an end pretty sure he wont even recall its missing because he definitely doesnt keep receipts with all the stuff he buys so nobara and Filia!Reader literally have a never ending wardrobe full of clothes for every FUCKING SEASON fashionably spicefied<3

It may seem like megumi and Filia!Reader dont really talk much at all but they bond over the animals they can make Filia!Reader admires the animals hes able to make that she cant even the she Mostly makes bug shapes with her hair and they wouldn't really count as animals besides the octopus samson turns into its still a thing to talk about now samson loves to pet megumi's divine dogs

and so does Filia!Reader they love to cuddle with them and just relax and sleep after a long day even though Megumi is and emo boi and loves to be left alone he still enjoys Filia!Reader's company anytime shes around

Now...interaction with sukuna...he would just come up with any type of insult and they would just go over her head this one of the reasons why he and samson have a lot of beef because of the way he disrespects both vessel's thats basically keeping parts of them both alive

samson thinks they both should be grateful for that because they're not even trying to kick them out of their bodies but yuji is actually doing the most and willingly trying to find all 20 of sukunas fingers and sukunas selfish ass cant even be grateful for that always talking about fighting and Threatening his friends and sensei's for no literal reason at all what a giant piss baby.....yeah so samson doesn't like interaction with sukuna

Just like how samson doesnt like interaction with sukuna he also doesnt like interaction with gojo literally just because he thinks hes a creep and annoying as hell he would literally call him "stalker grandpa" or "flashlight eyed geezer" or "weezer geezer"

literally anything he can think of thats just in any way calling him old he was said to gojo and i quote "when you were born your hair said 90 but your face said vampirism of 1000 plagues nothing will ever destroy me" this man? Curse? Parasite? Thing?

Anyway he just does not like gojo now he can tolerate everyone else but he mostly tolerates yuji because its like having a second Filia!Reader only thing about yuji samson doesnt like is sukuna he is commited to hating him so much hes labelled as an op in the books theres is a lot of dann hate

Now for the finale on who Filia!Reader favorite adult who basically babysits her and the rest of the group sometimes ISSSSSSSSSS drumroll pls T-T 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

Nanami because once they were out looking for a curse ended up being a lower grade the sneaky stealing and energy deceiving kind would make themselves seem like a big deal so they can steal from sorcerers mushroomed shaped tiny has stub arms and legs dots for eyes no mouth these things are no use to even kill one because waste of time and two they're help with the environment plants and animals type of stuff

so when one snatchs nanami's tie to bring it to a foxes den to add to a pile to keep them warm and Filia!Reader goes after it to get the tie back for nanami even though he tried to tell to forget about it but she ran off to fast so she finally cornered the thing near the den she decided to give up her tie in exchange for nanami's in which worked

so she went back to nanami with his tie in hand and found herself the one to be tieless he let her keep it due to having so many of the same tie in which he received and big hug and a warm smile

When all together when fighting a stronger and sorcerers get injured Filia!Reader uses samson to make a dome shield or carries a bunch of people out of the fight and gets them to shoko so nobody else has to worry about how the injured would get to her

and they can just keep fighting knowing that people are getting healed and are in safety as much as samson doesnt really like doing that because he doesn't know the people but he does know that he needs to because of their state and if his vessels motivated to do it then so is he

Thats one of them off my list (๑´̥̥̥>ω<̥̥̥`๑) i hope you enjoyed this vote so i can see if you would want more stuff like this and send any request if you want have a part to or side drabbles also did you see the little nanami ties on the little Filia!Reader? ;3

[kingyo-konbini]

one piece modern/social media au thoughts (straw hat pirates edition)

Monkey D. Luffy: technical owner of a channel dedicated to recording his and his friends adventures, but he never films anything or actually acknowledges the camera or the existence of the channel

Roronoa Zoro: has the potential to be a fitness influencer but he never records or posts anything. as such he has one account on one form of social media that is entirely un-customized and he only follows mihawk and luffy

Nami: fashion, makeup, and jewelry hauls. follows the weather channel. posts risque photos and scams men out of their money

Usopp: storytime channel but every storytime is so outlandish that he’s developed a reputation of being a liar. has an avid fanbase of children who are entirely convinced that usopp is the coolest person in the world. posts like every three days. sometimes posts diy tutorials. he’s also the one that runs luffy’s channel

Vinsmoke Sanji: accounts focus on food; recipes, tips, and asmr cooking videos and mouth watering final product photos. only follows women and comments on every single thing they post like a total simp

Chopper: doesn’t have a dedicated format or genre of content, just posts whatever he thinks is funny or cool or interesting

Nico Robin: didn’t have any social media presence until nami made an account for her. it remains un-customized, like zoro’s, but she follows all the straw hat’s accounts and some libraries and museums. everything is kept on private. posts about what book she’s reading sometimes and writes absolutely scathing reviews that no one other than nami and chopper read

Franky: large following, posts crafting, woodwork, maintenance, diy, etc etc. builds a lot of gundams on camera and a lot of people like that? he basically just builds stuff (legos, robots, cars) and talks about cola and everyone loves him

Brook: music, of course. covers, original songs, tutorials; has a MASSIVE following and likes to collaborate with his friends for the occasional daily vlog

Jinbe: chopper and nami made him an account. he follows all of the other straw hats and always comments something supporting (“Very cool!”) like a nice grandpa. doesn’t 100% understand why everyone is always sharing everything but he vibes with it and posts photos of him and his friends. really likes dog videos