#jiggly “pump” is a sex toy

[polly-wifu]

So let me get this straight

Sam knows about Mario 2

But has no idea what pokemon is?

Jesus fuck. Darlin is dating a fuckin fossil

[ungoonableaddict]

Fake Pussy: Yes or No?

Pussy. Some gooners want it. Some gooners don't. Some gooners are virgins, some still get to have sex (somehow).

Personally, I'm still a virgin, so the closest I get to pussy is on a screen. Or it would be if not for the toys I've bought, mimicking pussy with soft, supple silicone. I've used these kinds of toys for a while, even before I came of age, or got into porn (addiction and gooning).

I do respect the view of any gooner who believes those of us who stay in our rooms are unworthy of any pussy, or at least humping anything except our hands.

I just can't get behind that, though. I'm into gooning for pleasure, the experience, the joy of spending several hours pumping, edging, eyes fixating on jiggly boobies or plump rumps getting pounded... Feeling good is a good part of why I do this, the other parts being- Well, a virgin who's nervous about dating yet also feels no incentive to do so at almost 30 years old.

On top of feeling good, that last point helps too, I think! Goon enough, and the desire to actually feel pussy goes away. Toys go from "just like the real thing" to "another tool to goon with". Which is really how I perceive it.

Also, as I've indicated in my other posts, gooning is a loooong commitment to make. Sometimes we need to shake things up, create some new feelings, new memories. Porn is meant to be our girlfriend. Our comfort. Our goddess.

Why not have something physical, that helps us connect? A reminder of what we can't have. What we fail to get. What we no longer desire, which effectively makes us a biological dud if we haven't already passed on your genes! Or hell, even if you DO have pussy, DO succeed at getting it, you can feel the only version of the thing your pathetic, horny self deserves during your needy brain's dopamine bath while the real pussy is elsewhere or busy.

Consider it a tribute to Porn, maybe for Valentine's Day. Make it a thing for special occasions like a birthday! If you like feeling pathetic, I don't think there's much more pathetic than planning birthday sex for yourself with a fake, silicone pussy. Last year I called out sick from work to hump one of those 3-pound ass/pussy masturbators, on V-Day. To, as I said, make love to a physical representation of the thing I am utterly swayed by. It's not the real thing, but it feels different enough from my hand that I see little reason to go out and hook up too!

So even if you already aren't dissuaded from being pussy-free in real life, or you're a virgin who badly wants to get laid yet remain a gooner, maybe some nice, pliable silicone to stick your dick in is all you need.

Oh and let's not forget. A toy with the ability to stretch and conform, without pressure being directly applied to a dick? Any one will make a great test of your PIED and/or death grip. Can you get it up for fake pussy? Can you cum for something that's snug, but lacks the same fatal squeeze as your overworked fingers?

So yeah. Get a fake pussy, the kind doesn't matter. Let yourself sink balls-deep into it, and hump it. Let it help you edge. Turn a symbol of intimacy into a gooning necessity!

[vixenpen]

Hawks walking in on y/n touching herself?

Damn today had been a long day.

Hawks was dead tired when he came into the house, stripping out of his clothes as he walked through the house.

His feathers took care of folding and hanging his clothes

“Babe, I’m home!” He called out tiredly.

You weren’t in the kitchen, living room, the sunroom, the game room, or the gym

He wondered upstairs into your shared bedroom

As soon as he came into the darkened room, his golden eyes adjusted to see your pretty, creamy legs spread open, body on the edge of the bed

You’re using that damn tongue toy. The one that simulates oral, while a vibrator covered in your cream, jiggles in your pussy

His pupils pinprick as they zero in on your writhing form

Holy shit...

He’s practically foaming at the mouth, licking his lips as he fixes his predatory gaze on you

Shit you looked so delicious

Your jiggly thighs shaking

Pretty moans falling from your lips

“Mmm. Ah~”

Hawks’ dick jumped to attention

His scarred hands dipped into his boxers to squeeze his dick, thumb flicking over the wet tip

You pulled out the toy

“Fuck,” he whispered. The toy was covered in your juice

He felt so voyeuristic watching you like this

Your fingers pumped your pussy

You were so wet

Nothing but the slurping of your sex

And those pretty moans

And

“Keiii...oh, Keigo...”

Hawks damn near came in his pants from that alone

He flapped his wings and was over top of you in the blink of an eye

You smirked at him

“I wondered when you were gonna come join me, pervert.”

“I’m the pervert, but look at you.” He grabbed your legs and threw them in the air over his shoulders

“Sitting here fucking my pussy without me.”

There’s an almost feral smirk on his face as his amber eyes burn into your body, hungrily

“Guess, I’ll just have to punish you? Huh, Angel.”

[iluvsexyvoltageguys]

So My Goddess Wants to Play Dirty ~ Part 1

Leon x Reader

Leon was fuming and it was totally your fault. The party in the heavens was supposed to be a night of light-hearted fun. Instead, you had put on the naughtiest, most revealing lingerie you could find and decided to tease the hell out of Leon. You just couldn’t help yourself, you just miss him so much when he is not around.

When he is not busy in the heavens or busy on Earth dealing with work, you get him all to yourself. Which basically means sex whenever you want. And it’s a bit hard to return to only getting Leon naked once or twice a week when things get busy. The built-up frustration meant that when the opportunity to tease the hell out of him presented itself, you grabbed it with both hands and got ready to hold on for the ride.

Your dress had a convenient slit up the side for you to show off the garter and knee highs that you were wearing if you hitched your leg up just a bit. It was also cut just low enough that if you leaned over, Leon could see the beginnings of the delicate lace web that kept your breasts in place. You were hoping that once Leon got a reprieve from his duties he would meet you in an empty room to punish you, but you got a little more than you bargained for, seeing as you were currently pressed against the table of what looked like a conference room with an angry red mark forming on your ass.

“So, my goddess wants to play dirty, yes?” Leon uttered from behind you. The resounding moan earned you another hard slap as wetness leaked down your thighs. “You think you can just tease me all night and not get punished?” Leon continued, dipping a finger into your core to collect some of your wetness, ghosting over your clit before bringing it to his lips. “You taste just as good as ever.” He groaned and brought his fingers back to get another taste. “Was that what you were hoping for? Me to eat you out until your juices run down my face and then we could get back to the party?” Leon asked in a rough voice, slowly toying with your clit, pulling away every once in a while.

“Please Leon.” You begged for some permanent contact as you wiggled against the table but received nothing but another slap on the ass. “Oh no ______, it’s not going to be that easy.” Leon slips two fingers inside of you to curl at your g-spot and your stomach comes off the table as your back curls. You feel a firm hand press on your back to push you back against the table before collecting your arms and holding them at the small of your back. You test his hold by trying to wiggle your ass back towards him, silently asking for more. “No, you are not going to get my cock that easily.” Leon chastises. Your moans push him even more and he slaps your pussy. Your legs start to give out on you and he lifts you further on to the table.

Knowing that the time limit on the two of you being found is running out, he drops to his knees and sucks hickeys onto your legs. You try to push back against him but he slaps your ass and continues to go nowhere near where you want him. Leon slips two fingers into you, pumping rhythmically and biting at the marks he left. Your knees begin to buckle as he brings you right to the brink of an orgasm. Your body just starting to seize up around him when he pulls his fingers out, stands up, and starts to rub his hand on your ass to soothe you.

“Come on _______, you can hold it.” Leon smirks as he pulls away and lets go of your arms watching as you slump down against the table and try to regain your breath. He helps you by pulling off your underwear and slipping it into his pocket, giving you one last slap before he flips the bottom of your dress down back over your ass. You slowly move to stand and test how jiggly your legs were. Finding that you can walk you slowly turn to kiss Leon only to have him grip you tightly against himself and grind himself against you slowly. You moan into his mouth and pull back.

“Please Leon, please just let me taste you. Anything please, I need you..” You beg, reaching for his pants but he just smirks and pulls away, shaking his head. You pout as he moves toward the door, looking to make sure the coast is clear before crooking a finger towards you to signal you to follow him. You smile and intertwine your hands, following him back to the party.

You re-join the party and split ways. Leon heads back to a group of higher rank gods and you go get another glass of wine. A second plan starts forming as you lift a leg up onto a foot stool that was beside the couch. You can feel Leon’s annoyed look on you. You know he thought he had curbed your intentions, at least until he got you to your room but now he knows better.

You looked around to see everyone busy with their own things and then made eye contact with Leon. You kept your eyes on him as you slide your hand up the side of your leg and under your dress, quickly collecting some of your nectar on two fingers. You brought them to your lips and swirled them around your mouth, arching an eyebrow at Leon. He gives you a sharp glare and turns back to the gods he was talking to but you can see the clench of his fists.

After an hour or so more of you egging Leon on from a distance he can finally leave the party. He could finally take you back to your room and do all the things he’s been planning for the last couple of hours or so. To speed up the process, he collects your coat and says his goodbyes before heading back to you. The hairs start to stand on the back of your neck as he gets closer to you, the anger practically rolling off him in waves. He helps you into your coat and is polite to the gods you were talking to as you say goodbye. You slowly make your way outside, saying goodbye to the gods you encounter on the way.

Leon snaps his fingers and your immediately teleported to your apartment. Pushing you against the wall Leon seems to relax slightly but you can tell he’s still mad as his hand comes to rest on your thigh. You shuffle your legs apart a bit, giving him more room and he begins rubbing circles on the inside of your thigh.

You sigh as his hand slips further up your thigh, starting to dig his short nails in a bit. he slides his hand up, quickly striking your clit before pulling back. “Just dripping for me, aren’t you?” He smirks at how sticky the inside of your thighs are without your underwear to catch your essence. “Leon please!” You beg, bucking your hips up toward his hand. “No, you shouldn’t have teased me like that.” Leon growls, swiping at your clit once again before removing his hand and backing off. You huff at the dismissal.

Leon then grabs your wrist and turns you around as he pulls your back to his front. You can feel the evidence of how turned on he his against your back, his face remaining implacable. His hands gripped your hips tightly as you pushed your luck and ground your hips back against him. “Think you can just do as you like? You try and play me like that and think there aren’t any consequences?” Leon says gripping your hips back against him.

He suddenly lets go of you and starts walking toward the bedroom. Looking back at you he gives you a stern look. “You’re still up for this right?” he checks, face softening slightly as he looks at you in the glow of the lights. “Because if you are, I’m not sure you’re going to be able to walk tomorrow.”

You nod slowly and smirk in response. You reach behind yourself to undo your dress and let it slide to the floor, leaving you only in your knee highs and suspenders but otherwise bare to Leon’s heated gaze. “Well then…” you say, quirking an eyebrow up at him. “What are you waiting for?”

TBC...