#grandma stotch

[kymanbitch]

South park mirrorverse au stotches

south park mirrorverse au butters doesn't get grounded by his parents, he grounds them and makes them fear him, he's sweet but dangerous, very foulmouthed, he kills, is loyal and protective of his friends, likes making robots and weapons, he has three evil dogs bausley, discord, and mysterion, they're his babies, who are loyal to him and his friends and are deathly obedient they love fresh meat and fresh chewtoys, they're cared for by butters and his parents instilling fear in the stotch household

south park mirrorverse au stephen and linda stotch instead of being abusive and grounding butters for no reason, they're loving and fearful of him and his furbabies who they care for, stephen has mommy issues from his abusive mother, butters loves his grandma but will put her in her place because he loves his giant dolls, stephen and linda are scared of their son's dogs who delight in abusing the living chewtoys that they can't eat, stephen and linda do whatever they can to please butters because they don't want his wrath, sometimes linda snaps and tries to kill butters but she always fails, he just laughs and takes care of her in loving ways, stephen is gay and butters lets him have friends over

loraine stotch is butters' grandma who doesn't bully him instead she bullies her son stephen calling him "captain pussy" she loves butters and his evil dogs though they kinda scare her, they spar, train and play violent games, she's just as sadistic as her little monster, butters tells her to stop being mean to stephen and she listens sometimes, she hates linda a bit less than stephen but not much, she loves killing and tricking people into thinking she's a weak frail helpless old bat just to mug or kill them

“Oh hey captain pussy.” lorane greeted her son who fearfully said hi to his mother “grandma be nice to dad, treat him like how i treat my babies.” butters said “ok butters.” she rolled her eyes at her evil grandson, bausley, discord, and mysterion heard their papa say this and help lorane treat stephen exactly how butters treats them, turning the timid man into a vicious dog who spoke dog “butters, what did you do to your father!” linda cried out madly holding a knife “what do you mean mom?” the boy laughed dodging the weapon and tackled her, grabbing the knife and throwing it at the wall “he’s acting l-like a dog, i can’t live like this!” she screamed strangling her son stephen came in and growled at her, butters laughed thinking his dad was being funny “dad this isn’t funny anymore.” the boy said but the man just kept acting like a dog “dad, dad, dad.” butters kept saying but stephen licked him and left “so you didn’t do this?” the broken woman asked “nope, do you still wanna kill me mom?” he asked cheerfully as she glared at his with an insane murderous rage, butters laughed calming linda down and breaking her, then made her do a third of the chores, butters went over to the surrounded lorane “go do something,i have to talk with grandma!” butters ordered, the dgs and stephen left “grandma what the fuck did you do to dad?” he demanded holding a knife to her throat “well butters, your dogs are very literal and they heard you told me to treat stephen like how you treat them.” she explained “aw they got confused and made a new friend.” he cooed dropping the knife “since he won’t respond to dad.” butters muttered then called “stephen!” and the man came running on all fours followed by bausley, discord, and mysterion “you 3 go play with grandma.” the blonde said then looked at his doggy dad “well stephen time to teach you how to be a man again.” he chuckled

[troopers-toons]

It’s never to late to start new 🕊️🕊️🕊️

[givebuttersafriend]

innocent youtube shorts gramma

sage... oh, sage...

why does she look like his actual grandma though😨

iykyk

[s0uth3park]

Random SP headcanons pt2

Pt 1

Tweek tried to, but ultimately will never, learn how to drive with heavy advice from his loved ones (Craig). It’s too stressful. It’s dangerous because of his anxiety and tics for others and himself. No driving for Tweek. Please.

Cartman doesn’t make fun of Craig for being “half ginger” because he’s a little scared of him… kind of.

Speaking of, Cartman showed Craig his own wiener (as per TxC) of his own volition.

Fat fucking crush on Kyle btw.

If Stan hates that he looks like his dad then he hates that Kyle looks like his mom btw. Because… alcoholic x radical canadaphobe?? Fuck knows.

Stan shakes on weed (no projection here). He can’t feel it though.

Speaking of, Tweek can’t feel his own shaking.

Cartman wishes that Kenny would act how he would / seeks Kenny’s validation, hence his criticism of Kenny of the most menial of things (ie. holding a candle in Put It Down).

If there was money for it, Karen would own a lot of stuffed animals.

Kevin and Karen do not carry the gene for red hair. Or blond/blonde hair.

Cartman loves his fucking grandma. (No projection I swear)

Jimbo holds some affection for Liane but is just a gay old fuck. Jimned 4eva

Did I mention in my last post I think, despite Mrs Valmer’s canon design, that Mrs Tweak has the biggest tits? I’m saying it again if so

SHE AND RICHARD SCREW SO BAD I KNOW I SAID BUT PLEASE UNDERSTAND–

I know I said last post that I didn’t know how Tweek and Butters would be cousins but now I’ve decided… people can think differently because anything goes but for me it’s through both fathers. Tweak Bros. originates from Mrs. Tweak’s father and to earn the right to marry her he had to win him over and show his dedication to the profession

Richard and Stephen got grounded a LOT

Linda and Sheila’s hair always smells incredible (so much product)

Sheila is the type of grandma to give out stale sweeties

The Marsh name ends with Stanley. The bloodline ends with both him and Shelley

Heidi is the mother of Kyle’s kids (coping)

Cartman only became homeless after his mother died

He never worked ever (garageman future aside)

Clyde got vaccinated guys we can all rest now (the bad future self came back to tell him to never do it but once the good future is put into play he gets vaccinated because there was no bad future to come back to tell him)

Clyde is very girldad coded, soz

Bebe’s dad is a bit younger than her mom (he is the ultimate girldad… Mr. Stevens I wish I knew your name)

Clyde gets more insecure about his weight / appearance as he gets older. For now he is young however so let him live (his pudge is the pudge ever and he is sonboy if not a carnal dream and a half… latter only in pcov ofc)

Mr. Stevens helps Bebe with her homework a fuckton (particularly maths)

Butters bites his nails

Butters (after growing up) loves strong women. Look at his Pcov design and tell me he doesn’t want / have / respect a buff wife.

If Butters wasn’t grounded as much as a kid he wouldn’t have a fear of expectations as much as he does, meaning he would have probably gotten a better job than working in Dennybees or whatever it was called. Bro could have been a multi billionaire girlboss

I just want someone to hear this it’s not really a headcanon but BHLK Queen Thistle? LINDA STOTCH? Same character different nationalities istg

Kyle plays chaperone a fair bit to the guys

Kyle, Tolkien and Craig are the most sensible drivers out of All The Boys (Tolkien behind Craig and Kyle if I’m being honest)

Kenny and Bebe (Bebe isn’t a boy but YKWIM) are the fucking fastest / most reckless

Clyde and Stan are sort of not great but not bad drivers

Jimmy is rather close to Tolkien in terms of driving skill yk

Butters, Cartman, Tweek don’t drive – Cartman out of laziness / expectation of chaperones, and Butters and Tweek out of stress… Tweek tried to learn though

Craig in later years drives Tweek everywhere

Tweek and Cartman have experienced heart attacks (in later years) but for different reasons to the other. Clyde has come very close. So has Craig, though not as close.

Tweek dies before Craig.

Stan dies before Kyle.

Butters dies before Kenny (ironically).

Craig visits Tweek’s grave with flowers every week??

Craig, as an old man, wears a lot of fucking cardigans. Grandpa shirts too (the things without the collars).

Tweek and Craig have matching anythings. Typically slippers.

Bebe is very handsy and sometimes possessive. Clyde thinks it’s “sweet”. (The dudebro sweet not the romantic sweet through the possessiveness originates from romanticism).

In Pcov Clyde is a delivery man, actually

Out of all the couples, it would always be Clybe to cause the most hickeys

Bebe has a flatter ass than brilliant boobs (opposite for Wendy, though Wendy isn’t flat chested)

Nichole bleaches her skin in the future (it’s sad but look at her design. Out of everything else it’s the most unrecognisable and it’s awful) (ETA: when I say awful I’m talking about why most people bleach their skin and how it can affect one’s health – people can do as they please but ultimately skin bleaching isn’t a… great??? thing, socially and health-wise)

Nichole loves 60s/70s paraphernalia and fashion (the ultimate flower power child)

Wendy and Cartman fuck at least once in their lifetimes. They take it to the grave, but because of this Cartman doesn’t die a fucking virgin

That sounds so damn harsh wth but it’s true (I think Cartman doesn’t really have any labels moreso is just attached to certain people when it’s not just himself *cough cough* Kyle and Wendy *cough cough*)

Jimmy can see perfectly fine out of both eyes until he reaches teenhood

Jimmy has two brown haired alleles

Cartman doesn’t make fun of Kenny or Craig for having a ginger / red haired parent because he thinks they’re pretty cool. He lowkey ships them / wants to be them.

Cartman has the gene for ginger hair.

[mantequillamcwhoremick]

I'LL DO ANYTHING BRO 🙏🙏🙏🙏 I'M BEGGING 😭😭😭😭😭 PLEASE RAMBLE

Alright, so.

First thing about it is the setup of the scenes; the chapter could've been easily split into two because it's LONG and either scene has plenty of content on its own to make up for the lack of the other, but I really didn't wanna split it because the tragedy in it all was enhanced so well by them playing together.

In the first scene we have flashbacks of Butters as Kenny knew him; the true heart of their relationship, an in-depth exploration of WHY Butters was so important to him. Why he wasn't just any friend, why none of Kenny's other friends can even remotely fill the hole he left behind— not even Tweek, even though he believes Kenny about his curse too. We see Butters as he is in the show; a chipper kid, soft and caring, someone who comforts those who need it without thinking about it twice.

"Butters moved Heaven and Hell to get to him so he wasn’t alone" means that Butters would often break his parents' rules, sneak out when he was supposed to do chores, study, be grounded— he risked everything to be there for Kenny. This hasn't been explicitly mentioned in the fic but it will, and it plays into why Kenny feels so guilty about Butters' disappearance and everything that went downhill in the Stotch house.

Then we have the second scene, and— dare I say— the first real introduction to Vic Chaos. Butters and Chaos have haunted the narrative since the first chapter, and now we finally see them as one in the flesh, and it's a violent contrast to the soft and chipper Butters we saw just now: Butters, as Kenny knew him five years ago, vs. Vic Chaos, an impulsive man who shoots careless bullets around the room and hammers in on Kenny's head with a metal chair.

I wish I could've done a better job at it still, but in a way, what I'm trying to recreate in Chaos Plan is this feeling I got when I saw Vic Chaos in "Post Covid: The Return Of Covid" for the first time. This man, who is so unmistakably Butters (Matt & Trey really did a great job aging up all the boys honestly, they're all perfectly recognizable), and yet so distant it's chilling. Kyle's attempted warning to Cartman in that same special is a perfect representation of the chilling reality of who Butters has become:

Kyle: Cartman, listen to me very carefully. Butters has some kind of power over people. You guys aren't safe. Cartman: Uh, yes, about 12:30. Kyle: [stunned] Did you hear what I said? Butters is extremely dangerous!

He leaves behind a trail of literal death and destruction, then "waltzes out like nothing happened" (actual quote from the fireman in this scene), in the same upbeat way we know Butters is usually like. In s16's "Butterballs" this is what Butters says to his grandma after his violent outburst on live TV:

I got real mean and I beat the snot outta Dr. Oz. I can't lie, it felt kind of good. At first. But since then all I have is just... a kind of dark, empty feeling. Then I realized... that's how you must feel. All the time.

In both Chaos Plan as well as Post Covid (the bad ending), Butters has embraced this side of himself. This careless, built-up rage from years and years of the world beating down on him and then leaving him trapped alone, to his own devices. There is an endless "dark, empty feeling" inside him that he has been both forced to and let himself succumb to, distant from everything he used to be— even his own name.

And he keeps the mask up perfectly throughout the whole fight with Mysterion. At first they banter, flirt a little, even. Does he realize what he's doing when he says things like "Couldn't let him take the cake, could I?" or "Oh, you’ll sign your name, all right. All after I’m done with you"? I doubt it; Butters is notorious for being oblivious to obvious innuendo. It's all a game to him, he's stuck somewhere between being a kid playing the villain with a flair for the dramatic, and someone who's gotten desensitized and numb to the horrors of life.

So what snaps him out of it?

Bodily harm. Or the threat of it.

Cartman: Godammit Butters, stop playing games! My entire family is in danger of being wiped out and I swear to God if you don't help me, Butters, I will rip your fucking balls off with my bare hands! Vic Chaos: Ohh hamburgers.

Suddenly he isn't Chaos anymore. He isn't Vic, he isn't a mastermind scammer, hacker, he is none of the masks he wears to desperately smother whoever is below. He is just Butters, a kid who is afraid of pain.

[lonelystotch19]

I think the Stotches are probably the most fucked up family I've ever seen.

The Stotches are a family in South Park, Colorado. They're the fifth main famly, behind Marshes, Broflovskis, Cartmans, and McCormicks.

The story behind the Stotches is morbid. At first, they seem like gag characters who just ground their son. In reality, they run deep.

How did the Stotches become like this? Well, according to Butterballs, Butters' grandma is a cruel bully. Keep in mind, this is the mother of either Linda or Stephen.

This means that they likely delt with this crulety in their youth. Futhermore, in Fractured But Whole, Stephen has a nightmare about his mom's cruel treatment, which is similar to the abuse Stephen inflicts onto his own son.

In the present, the Stotches seem to be a happy family. That is, until Stephen began a series of affairs with other men behind his family's back. This act of adultery causes Linda to snap, which puts the family into jeopardy.

Linda nearly took her own life, and drown her own son, because of Stephen's actions. But why did Stephen commit these acts? Stephen is clearly either bisexual or a closest homosexual, who appears to be unsatisfied with his marriage. The family seem to have recovered from this tragic event, but it is frequently implied that Stephen continues his infidelity.

In TFBW, Linda reads a magazine; "Dealing with your gay husband". A side quest in the game also involves New Kid breaking into Stephen's safe and finding a photo of him engaging in a sexual activity with a man. "DikinBaus Hot Dogs" heavily leans towards this, where he accuses Butters of attending gloryholes and using affair websites, but quickly leaves to what he says to provide for the family, but its heavily implied that Stephen is doing the things he accused Butters of.

Stephen is worried that his son might turn out the same way as him. In "Cartman Sucks", Stephen sends Butters to a camp that "prays the gay away". When he saw Butters getting sexually assualted by Cartman unknowningly, Stephen is genuinely worried of Butters. He doesn't want him to repeat the same mistake.

It's plausible that Stephen also has OCD. In "The Ungroundable", he goes into a fit when Butters misplaced everything in his pantry. He also becomes weary since the pandemic strikes. All this points to Stephen having a compulsive disorder.

Linda seems to be insecure and weak-willed. She is usually quiet, sobs frequently, is prone to muderous tendecies, and gets envious of others. We know less about Linda than we do about Stephen, but her few major appearances imply an inferior complex. She thinks of her own gifts as lacking compared to Stephen's. Linda also has issues with her body, seen in "End of Obesity" and "Turd Burgulars".

Linda is violent. In "Butters' Very Own Episode", she tries to kill her own son after finding out his husband commited adultery. She and the other moms also attacked the Queer Eyes guys for turning their husbands into "whiny little wusses" in "South Park is Gay". Linda and her mom friends also robbed a bank, beat up a truck driver, and chased the main characters over Ozempic drugs.

Suprisingly, the Stotches are complex. They all need help.

[wan975]

An assortment of doodles from twitter part 2

Craig you fucking stink take a shower now!”

Grandma stotch: god i hope i dont see that yellow jolly fuck today

Marjorine, jolly as ever:

She hit the blunt?!

Craig: “Jimmy you better not be in a goofy ass situation or I swear to god”

Jimmy:

When you’re both gender-fluid

Nothing going on here just two girls having fun

If he doesn’t back away this instant he’s going to get vomit on his cloth

Me & the bad bitch I got by being autistic & British

Why yes this is my first time drawing any of the sp adults how could you tell?

The creek

[softieleeknoww]

Linda Stotch headcanons cuz there needs to be more content of her

!MENTION OF SELF-HARM!

-decided to cut her hair short after graduating from high school

-knows how to use weapons

-k-pop fan

-won prom

-was popular in high school for being into gaming and engineering and got hated for it because it wasn't considered girly💔

-has depression, ocd, insomnia

-sh scars because she used to get bullied :(

-is stronger than she lets on

-she's still a gamer and is very good at it

-has a mother named Isabella with Alzheimer's (the mother is based off of Clarence's grandma)

-when someone bothers her she stares at people until they become uncomfortable with her gaze and leave

-has beef with one of her co-workers because she's still mad that Linda won prom

-wears sneakers

-great at math

-tolerates spice better than Stephen

-when Linda is playing a video game where team work is required and to not die, she goes afk to look at cursed memes instead (inspired by the scene in make love, not warcraft when Clyde went afk to look at a magazine instead)

-her friends rely on her when it comes to gaming since they consider Linda a pro gamer

-sensitive introvert

-the only boy that Linda didn't reject in high school was Stephen because all the other boys were getting on her nerves

-loves horror even though she finds it scary

-her insults sometimes involve about the brain (for example: if there was a brain transplantation you would be the first in line to get one, so you better start saving up)

-drank an entire bottle of vodka in one setting

-has won every fight that she has gotten into before

-would sometimes write in small letters on purpose during tests so that nobody would copy her, since she was considered the smartest in her class

-has a Phd in engineering

-good at singing but doesn't admit it

-smells insanely good

this is all I can think of :3

[lovely-lettuce]

I hope this makes sense lol

#butters #butters stotch #stephen stotch #grandma stotch #dougie South Park #south park #funny moment

[littlewalken]

feb 10

Finished the draft of the boy band story. Turns out about half the page of notes was literally just notes, ideas of where I might want to go next and things like that.

When I write, especially in the just get it down to paper and out of my head stage, I'll put stuff in the margins and at the end of where I want to go with it along with random ideas for it. Unless I declare the story finished. are they ever really, I'll just keep those at the end, even if its type written.

Did get an idea for the future like 20 years later ending thing.

So I'm going to take today and how ever long I need off but I do want to get back to one of the stories that is in long notes form and flesh it out or I'll type up one of the other two.

Memento Mori and all that but now I get to hear bitching and whining about the changes made to grandma and not related to us grandpa's headstones as part of a sibling mess, and never question why this blood line at least ends with me.

What I want to make myself do is watch the latest two episodes of Ladybug. I have the one with Spanish subtitles, don't know yet if the audio is Spanish or Brazilian Portuguese. Don't speak either but I know what Spanish I know from immersion because of where I live.

Not today Mr Stotch, I recuse myself from some discussions because of personal experiences.

But on a side note don't make the learning difference kids who already have trouble processing their native language have to learn another to graduate. I stood up and walked out of an entire school by 10 am for refusing when I already had English teachers bitching about my ability to write and understand what was going on in my native tongue.

Be punk, pronounce all double LL in Spanish as a strong L (tor-till-a) and if they complain cry racism against Gaelic speakers.

[zoot-marimba]

-Grandpa Marsh has about 3-4 kids, with Randy being the youngest and the only one he still has any contact with whatsoever. Giving that he's 104, and giving Randy's need for attention, it totally makes sense to me that Marvin has other kids besides Randy. And since nobody else besides Marvin has even been seen or even mentioned onscreen from Randy's side of the family, not to mention that Randy and his father's relationship has already been heavily implied to be a strained one, it stands to reason that Marvin's relationship with Randy's siblings wouldn't be all that great either.

-Craig Tucker is Thomas' son from a previous relationship, which I talk more about in another post I recently made.

-For another Tucker family headcanon, the ever popular "Red and Craig are cousins" headcanon, but specifically that Red's mother is Thomas' sister, and Skeeter is their brother. This explains why Red was with Skeeter in "Good Times With Weapons" despite being later shown to have a different father. And of course, Thomas and Skeeter look enough alike to make this plausible. As for Red's mother having a darker shade of red hair, siblings can have different shades of red hair, so it still works.

-Tweek and Kenny are cousins, with Mrs. Tweek or Helen being Stuart's younger sister, hence the connection between the two families as shown in The Stick of Truth. I also imagine Helen and Stuart having at least one older sibling who died at one point and that their relationship as kids was similar to that of Kenny and Karen.

-Kevin Stoley and Esther are cousins who sometimes get mistaken as siblings based on their resemblance to one another. It explains their resemblance to one another

-Now for three Biggle family headcanons at once:

--Mrs. Biggle's favorite kid is Bradley. This would explain quite a lot about Henrietta's relationship with both her mother and brother (and honestly, Harriet introducing herself to the boys as Bradley's mother without mentioning Henrietta-even though Stan and (probably) Kenny are closer to Henrietta, we know that Stan went over to the Biggle house during his goth phase, and let's face it, the kids are probably more likely to remember the goth girl than a dorky blonde kid-is kind of telling)

--Mr. Biggle does more of the actual parenting, if his demeanor in "Dawn Of The Posers" when compared to his wife's is anything to go by.

--While the Biggle kids are basically the same age, I imagine that Henrietta is technically the oldest of the two. Seeing as her's and Bradley's relationship has shades of Stan and Shelley, that just naturally makes sense.

-Butters' first name Leopold comes from Stephen's father, with Grandma Stotch pressuring him into naming his child as such. Seeing as Stephen has never struck me as somebody who would refer to his son by a nickname, let alone one as cutesy as "Butters", and giving what we know about his relationship with his mother, this is the conclusion I came to.

I have more headcanons beyond these, but I wanted to try and stick with the more canon-compliant ones or at least ones that have some canonical evidence to support them.

Uhhh drop a random ass sp headcanon you have

Mine is that Mayor McDaniels is like a quarter Canadian and that’s why her mouth is unusually long and thin compared to the rest of her peers

[ggrna]

🙁i hate st*phen st*tch would like to put him into a petri dish! his fucked up mom as well

"Oh Stephen was one quiet boy. He misbehaved really rarely actually. Right, baby? Do you recall?"

[nootsarticles]

My South Park Opinions

SPOILER ALERT!d

Tw: Terminal illness mention,alcholism mention,death mention,

Okay. So if you don't know already, I am obsessed with South Park. And I have thought about this a lot.

1.Chef being the boys' father figure.

Well I mean, Cartman doesn't have a dad, Kenny's dad is an alchoholic,Stan's dad doesn't even care about him, and Kyle's dad is a bit useless. Mr Garrison is not well-liked by the boys. So therefore, Chef is the only father figure that the boys really have. That's why they ask him weird questions like "Is it okay to kill your grandpa if he wants you too" and questions like that. Also, Chef visits Kenny whilst he is dying from a terminal fucking illness. I did not even see Kenny's family ONCE. When Chef returns,the boys are so happy. Arguably happier than when they see their parents. When Chef dies at the Super Adventure Club,the boys are absolutely gutted. With all the evidence I see here,I can see that they see Chef as a father figure.

2. Butters' family

Stephen and Linda Stotch are actually abusive towards Butters, grounding him for most things (there was one episode where they ground him for being ugly). It got so bad to the point where Linda tries to drown Butters in the river. But what made them so bad? Well, Stephen's mother is Grandma Stotch. Yes. The woman who gave Butters a black eye. Maybe, Grandma also did horrible things to Stephen as well which made Stephen thinks that it's an okay thing to do. It doesn't excuse the action, but it could perfectly explain why they abuse Butters. Whereas,for Linda,I could not any peice of information to explain why she tried to drown Butters.

3.What the fuck is wrong with Kyle's mum?

Kyle's mum is borderline controlling towards Kyle and Ike. We can see that because during the film, she attempts to start and successfully starts a whole war against Canada because of the Terrance and Phillip's song "Uncle Fucker". This can't really have any other explanation than she had strict parents that wouldn't let her do anything growing up, so she now pushes her childhood onto her children.

4. Why did the other boys keep their friendship with Cartman?

Cartman is truly a toxic friend towards all of the boys, especially Kyle. He keeps on calling him "Stupid j*w" (I wasn't too sure whether I could say the word or not so I shall block it out) and is overall racist towards him for his religion. Also, he only tried to overturn the ban of stem cells (which would have saved Kenny's life in "Kenny Dies") for the sake of something extremely miniscule. He also tries to give Butters laxatives for his own personal pleasure of going to Casa Bonita. Worst of all, Cartman put his winky into Butters' mouth to prove that Butters is gay. So, this holds the question, why are the other boys still friends with Cartman after all that he has done to them. That's when we need to think about Cartman's personality. He has sociopathic and psychopathic tendencies. This could mean that Cartman could have threaten the boys with their own lives if they ever even tried to separate from his wrath.

5. Why do everyone keep on getting away with committing such horrendous crimes when Terrance and Philip get executed for saying "fuck" a lot?

We can see that crime is a regular occurrence in South Park. The most noticeable criminal is Cartman, who is well known for committing almost every single crime (including genocide, which is one of the worst crimes ever). So, why do they all seemingly get away with it? Terrance and Phillip almost got executed via electric chair for their song in the 1999 Movie (Bigger, Longer and Uncut). This is simple. They see Canadians as this weird sub creature compared to this almighty American group that they are. Also, Matt and Trey probably did it due to the whole stereotype of "Americans hate Canadians" (I have never heard of the stereotype, but it probably is)

6.Would Stan and Wendy have stayed together when they're older?

Stan and Wendy are an on and off relationship, especially in the earlier seasons. But, every time Stan sees Wendy, he throws up. Also, in S1EP11, we can see a very jealous Wendy try to kill Miss Ellen as many of the boys (Stan included) have a huge crush on her. This gets so bad that she attempts to kill her and sends her to the sun. This makes me wonder whether or not they would have been a good couple 10 years down the line. I don't personally think that they would have been a good couple because Stan can be quite rude towards Wendy and Wendy gets way too jealous extremely easily.

So, basically here's some of my views on South Park. If you don't like the long ass essay, I don't care. It's my choice and I want to talk about this. If you like that, cool. I actually do appreciate it.

Also on my main account: @jamesmarriottistrilingual

[jamesmarriottistrilingual]

My opinions on certain topics in South Park.

SPOILER ALERT!d

Tw: Terminal illness mention,alcholism mention,death mention,

Okay. So if you don't know already, I am obsessed with South Park. And I have thought about this a lot.

1.Chef being the boys' father figure.

Well I mean, Cartman doesn't have a dad, Kenny's dad is an alchoholic,Stan's dad doesn't even care about him, and Kyle's dad is a bit useless. Mr Garrison is not well-liked by the boys. So therefore, Chef is the only father figure that the boys really have. That's why they ask him weird questions like "Is it okay to kill your grandpa if he wants you too" and questions like that. Also, Chef visits Kenny whilst he is dying from a terminal fucking illness. I did not even see Kenny's family ONCE. When Chef returns,the boys are so happy. Arguably happier than when they see their parents. When Chef dies at the Super Adventure Club,the boys are absolutely gutted. With all the evidence I see here,I can see that they see Chef as a father figure.

2. Butters' family

Stephen and Linda Stotch are actually abusive towards Butters, grounding him for most things (there was one episode where they ground him for being ugly). It got so bad to the point where Linda tries to drown Butters in the river. But what made them so bad? Well, Stephen's mother is Grandma Stotch. Yes. The woman who gave Butters a black eye. Maybe, Grandma also did horrible things to Stephen as well which made Stephen thinks that it's an okay thing to do. It doesn't excuse the action, but it could perfectly explain why they abuse Butters. Whereas,for Linda,I could not any peice of information to explain why she tried to drown Butters.

3.What the fuck is wrong with Kyle's mum?

Kyle's mum is borderline controlling towards Kyle and Ike. We can see that because during the film, she attempts to start and successfully starts a whole war against Canada because of the Terrance and Phillip's song "Uncle Fucker". This can't really have any other explanation than she had strict parents that wouldn't let her do anything growing up, so she now pushes her childhood onto her children.

4. Why did the other boys keep their friendship with Cartman?

Cartman is truly a toxic friend towards all of the boys, especially Kyle. He keeps on calling him "Stupid j*w" (I wasn't too sure whether I could say the word or not so I shall block it out) and is overall racist towards him for his religion. Also, he only tried to overturn the ban of stem cells (which would have saved Kenny's life in "Kenny Dies") for the sake of something extremely miniscule. He also tries to give Butters laxatives for his own personal pleasure of going to Casa Bonita. Worst of all, Cartman put his winky into Butters' mouth to prove that Butters is gay. So, this holds the question, why are the other boys still friends with Cartman after all that he has done to them. That's when we need to think about Cartman's personality. He has sociopathic and psychopathic tendencies. This could mean that Cartman could have threaten the boys with their own lives if they ever even tried to separate from his wrath.

5. Why do everyone keep on getting away with committing such horrendous crimes when Terrance and Philip get executed for saying "fuck" a lot?

We can see that crime is a regular occurrence in South Park. The most noticeable criminal is Cartman, who is well known for committing almost every single crime (including genocide, which is one of the worst crimes ever). So, why do they all seemingly get away with it? Terrance and Phillip almost got executed via electric chair for their song in the 1999 Movie (Bigger, Longer and Uncut). This is simple. They see Canadians as this weird sub creature compared to this almighty American group that they are. Also, Matt and Trey probably did it due to the whole stereotype of "Americans hate Canadians" (I have never heard of the stereotype, but it probably is)

6.Would Stan and Wendy have stayed together when they're older?

Stan and Wendy are an on and off relationship, especially in the earlier seasons. But, every time Stan sees Wendy, he throws up. Also, in S1EP11, we can see a very jealous Wendy try to kill Miss Ellen as many of the boys (Stan included) have a huge crush on her. This gets so bad that she attempts to kill her and sends her to the sun. This makes me wonder whether or not they would have been a good couple 10 years down the line. I don't personally think that they would have been a good couple because Stan can be quite rude towards Wendy and Wendy gets way too jealous extremely easily.

So, basically here's some of my views on South Park. If you don't like the long ass essay, I don't care. It's my choice and I want to talk about this. If you like that, cool. I actually do appreciate it.

[real-south-park-confessions]

Branching off of the confession about Butters’ speech to his grandma, Butters gives the BEST speeches out of anyone in the show. Don’t get me wrong, Kyle’s are great too, but anytime Butters speaks it’s just next level. His beautiful sadness speech from Raisins never fails to make me cry. Also, the line “You’ll die being nothing but you,” is so iconic. And when he went off and called out all of the boys in his class? *Chefs kiss*

[sociopath-analysis]

South Park Sociopaths

As requested by @lyleath and some others, I’m finally unveiling the collection of sociopathic characters that inhabit South Park (1997-present[1]). The eponymous town is home to a number of horrible people due to the nature of the show itself. Because of that, there’s no surprise that a handful of them ended up being sociopathic. Most notably one of it’s most famous protagonists.

To see the analyses on the characters, the profiles are listed here. (Not all profiles may be completed.) Share that post, this gallery, or any of the profiles listed to share it.

Pictured above:

Eric Theodore Cartman[2]

Mr. Herbert Garrison[2]

Miss Information (voiced by Eliza J. Schneider, Mona Marshall, and Dee Dee Green)

Trent Boyett[2]

Geralt Broflovski (voiced by Matt Stone)

Grandma Stotch (voiced by “Donna Dooby”[3])

William P. Connelly[2]

Lennart Bedrager[2]

Leslie Meyers (voiced by Abril Stewart)

Heather Swanson, formerly Blade Jaggart[4]

[1] Valid as of early August 2020. [2] Character voiced by Trey Parker [3] The voice actress is only credited as this and it is unknown if this is just a pseudonym. [4] VA is currently[2] unknown at the time.