#grandma stotch

[kymanbitch]

South park mirrorverse au stotches

south park mirrorverse au butters doesn't get grounded by his parents, he grounds them and makes them fear him, he's sweet but dangerous, very foulmouthed, he kills, is loyal and protective of his friends, likes making robots and weapons, he has three evil dogs bausley, discord, and mysterion, they're his babies, who are loyal to him and his friends and are deathly obedient they love fresh meat and fresh chewtoys, they're cared for by butters and his parents instilling fear in the stotch household

south park mirrorverse au stephen and linda stotch instead of being abusive and grounding butters for no reason, they're loving and fearful of him and his furbabies who they care for, stephen has mommy issues from his abusive mother, butters loves his grandma but will put her in her place because he loves his giant dolls, stephen and linda are scared of their son's dogs who delight in abusing the living chewtoys that they can't eat, stephen and linda do whatever they can to please butters because they don't want his wrath, sometimes linda snaps and tries to kill butters but she always fails, he just laughs and takes care of her in loving ways, stephen is gay and butters lets him have friends over

loraine stotch is butters' grandma who doesn't bully him instead she bullies her son stephen calling him "captain pussy" she loves butters and his evil dogs though they kinda scare her, they spar, train and play violent games, she's just as sadistic as her little monster, butters tells her to stop being mean to stephen and she listens sometimes, she hates linda a bit less than stephen but not much, she loves killing and tricking people into thinking she's a weak frail helpless old bat just to mug or kill them

“Oh hey captain pussy.” lorane greeted her son who fearfully said hi to his mother “grandma be nice to dad, treat him like how i treat my babies.” butters said “ok butters.” she rolled her eyes at her evil grandson, bausley, discord, and mysterion heard their papa say this and help lorane treat stephen exactly how butters treats them, turning the timid man into a vicious dog who spoke dog “butters, what did you do to your father!” linda cried out madly holding a knife “what do you mean mom?” the boy laughed dodging the weapon and tackled her, grabbing the knife and throwing it at the wall “he’s acting l-like a dog, i can’t live like this!” she screamed strangling her son stephen came in and growled at her, butters laughed thinking his dad was being funny “dad this isn’t funny anymore.” the boy said but the man just kept acting like a dog “dad, dad, dad.” butters kept saying but stephen licked him and left “so you didn’t do this?” the broken woman asked “nope, do you still wanna kill me mom?” he asked cheerfully as she glared at his with an insane murderous rage, butters laughed calming linda down and breaking her, then made her do a third of the chores, butters went over to the surrounded lorane “go do something,i have to talk with grandma!” butters ordered, the dgs and stephen left “grandma what the fuck did you do to dad?” he demanded holding a knife to her throat “well butters, your dogs are very literal and they heard you told me to treat stephen like how you treat them.” she explained “aw they got confused and made a new friend.” he cooed dropping the knife “since he won’t respond to dad.” butters muttered then called “stephen!” and the man came running on all fours followed by bausley, discord, and mysterion “you 3 go play with grandma.” the blonde said then looked at his doggy dad “well stephen time to teach you how to be a man again.” he chuckled

[troopers-toons]

It’s never to late to start new 🕊️🕊️🕊️

[yukiconr]

Kenjorine but it's Mizuena

[bullborn]

Inspired by my dumbass pet peeve with that Butters headcanon about his eye injury. The way that ninja star pierced his face definitely wounded his eye more than an aesthetic lil cut. I headcanon he had to get a glass eye and that was pretty traumatizing for him.

[cenotune]

got high. drew fuckers.

[givebuttersafriend]

innocent youtube shorts gramma

sage... oh, sage...

why does she look like his actual grandma though😨

iykyk

[s0uth3park]

Random SP headcanons pt2

Pt 1

Tweek tried to, but ultimately will never, learn how to drive with heavy advice from his loved ones (Craig). It’s too stressful. It’s dangerous because of his anxiety and tics for others and himself. No driving for Tweek. Please.

Cartman doesn’t make fun of Craig for being “half ginger” because he’s a little scared of him… kind of.

Speaking of, Cartman showed Craig his own wiener (as per TxC) of his own volition.

Fat fucking crush on Kyle btw.

If Stan hates that he looks like his dad then he hates that Kyle looks like his mom btw. Because… alcoholic x radical canadaphobe?? Fuck knows.

Stan shakes on weed (no projection here). He can’t feel it though.

Speaking of, Tweek can’t feel his own shaking.

Cartman wishes that Kenny would act how he would / seeks Kenny’s validation, hence his criticism of Kenny of the most menial of things (ie. holding a candle in Put It Down).

If there was money for it, Karen would own a lot of stuffed animals.

Kevin and Karen do not carry the gene for red hair. Or blond/blonde hair.

Cartman loves his fucking grandma. (No projection I swear)

Jimbo holds some affection for Liane but is just a gay old fuck. Jimned 4eva

Did I mention in my last post I think, despite Mrs Valmer’s canon design, that Mrs Tweak has the biggest tits? I’m saying it again if so

SHE AND RICHARD SCREW SO BAD I KNOW I SAID BUT PLEASE UNDERSTAND–

I know I said last post that I didn’t know how Tweek and Butters would be cousins but now I’ve decided… people can think differently because anything goes but for me it’s through both fathers. Tweak Bros. originates from Mrs. Tweak’s father and to earn the right to marry her he had to win him over and show his dedication to the profession

Richard and Stephen got grounded a LOT

Linda and Sheila’s hair always smells incredible (so much product)

Sheila is the type of grandma to give out stale sweeties

The Marsh name ends with Stanley. The bloodline ends with both him and Shelley

Heidi is the mother of Kyle’s kids (coping)

Cartman only became homeless after his mother died

He never worked ever (garageman future aside)

Clyde got vaccinated guys we can all rest now (the bad future self came back to tell him to never do it but once the good future is put into play he gets vaccinated because there was no bad future to come back to tell him)

Clyde is very girldad coded, soz

Bebe’s dad is a bit younger than her mom (he is the ultimate girldad… Mr. Stevens I wish I knew your name)

Clyde gets more insecure about his weight / appearance as he gets older. For now he is young however so let him live (his pudge is the pudge ever and he is sonboy if not a carnal dream and a half… latter only in pcov ofc)

Mr. Stevens helps Bebe with her homework a fuckton (particularly maths)

Butters bites his nails

Butters (after growing up) loves strong women. Look at his Pcov design and tell me he doesn’t want / have / respect a buff wife.

If Butters wasn’t grounded as much as a kid he wouldn’t have a fear of expectations as much as he does, meaning he would have probably gotten a better job than working in Dennybees or whatever it was called. Bro could have been a multi billionaire girlboss

I just want someone to hear this it’s not really a headcanon but BHLK Queen Thistle? LINDA STOTCH? Same character different nationalities istg

Kyle plays chaperone a fair bit to the guys

Kyle, Tolkien and Craig are the most sensible drivers out of All The Boys (Tolkien behind Craig and Kyle if I’m being honest)

Kenny and Bebe (Bebe isn’t a boy but YKWIM) are the fucking fastest / most reckless

Clyde and Stan are sort of not great but not bad drivers

Jimmy is rather close to Tolkien in terms of driving skill yk

Butters, Cartman, Tweek don’t drive – Cartman out of laziness / expectation of chaperones, and Butters and Tweek out of stress… Tweek tried to learn though

Craig in later years drives Tweek everywhere

Tweek and Cartman have experienced heart attacks (in later years) but for different reasons to the other. Clyde has come very close. So has Craig, though not as close.

Tweek dies before Craig.

Stan dies before Kyle.

Butters dies before Kenny (ironically).

Craig visits Tweek’s grave with flowers every week??

Craig, as an old man, wears a lot of fucking cardigans. Grandpa shirts too (the things without the collars).

Tweek and Craig have matching anythings. Typically slippers.

Bebe is very handsy and sometimes possessive. Clyde thinks it’s “sweet”. (The dudebro sweet not the romantic sweet through the possessiveness originates from romanticism).

In Pcov Clyde is a delivery man, actually

Out of all the couples, it would always be Clybe to cause the most hickeys

Bebe has a flatter ass than brilliant boobs (opposite for Wendy, though Wendy isn’t flat chested)

Nichole bleaches her skin in the future (it’s sad but look at her design. Out of everything else it’s the most unrecognisable and it’s awful) (ETA: when I say awful I’m talking about why most people bleach their skin and how it can affect one’s health – people can do as they please but ultimately skin bleaching isn’t a… great??? thing, socially and health-wise)

Nichole loves 60s/70s paraphernalia and fashion (the ultimate flower power child)

Wendy and Cartman fuck at least once in their lifetimes. They take it to the grave, but because of this Cartman doesn’t die a fucking virgin

That sounds so damn harsh wth but it’s true (I think Cartman doesn’t really have any labels moreso is just attached to certain people when it’s not just himself *cough cough* Kyle and Wendy *cough cough*)

Jimmy can see perfectly fine out of both eyes until he reaches teenhood

Jimmy has two brown haired alleles

Cartman doesn’t make fun of Kenny or Craig for having a ginger / red haired parent because he thinks they’re pretty cool. He lowkey ships them / wants to be them.

Cartman has the gene for ginger hair.

[spongeydee19]

I think the Stotches are probably the most fucked up family I've ever seen.

The Stotches are a family in South Park, Colorado. They're the fifth main famly, behind Marshes, Broflovskis, Cartmans, and McCormicks.

The story behind the Stotches is morbid. At first, they seem like gag characters who just ground their son. In reality, they run deep.

How did the Stotches become like this? Well, according to Butterballs, Butters' grandma is a cruel bully. Keep in mind, this is the mother of either Linda or Stephen.

This means that they likely delt with this crulety in their youth. Futhermore, in Fractured But Whole, Stephen has a nightmare about his mom's cruel treatment, which is similar to the abuse Stephen inflicts onto his own son.

In the present, the Stotches seem to be a happy family. That is, until Stephen began a series of affairs with other men behind his family's back. This act of adultery causes Linda to snap, which puts the family into jeopardy.

Linda nearly took her own life, and drown her own son, because of Stephen's actions. But why did Stephen commit these acts? Stephen is clearly either bisexual or a closest homosexual, who appears to be unsatisfied with his marriage. The family seem to have recovered from this tragic event, but it is frequently implied that Stephen continues his infidelity.

In TFBW, Linda reads a magazine; "Dealing with your gay husband". A side quest in the game also involves New Kid breaking into Stephen's safe and finding a photo of him engaging in a sexual activity with a man. "DikinBaus Hot Dogs" heavily leans towards this, where he accuses Butters of attending gloryholes and using affair websites, but quickly leaves to what he says to provide for the family, but its heavily implied that Stephen is doing the things he accused Butters of.

Stephen is worried that his son might turn out the same way as him. In "Cartman Sucks", Stephen sends Butters to a camp that "prays the gay away". When he saw Butters getting sexually assualted by Cartman unknowningly, Stephen is genuinely worried of Butters. He doesn't want him to repeat the same mistake.

It's plausible that Stephen also has OCD. In "The Ungroundable", he goes into a fit when Butters misplaced everything in his pantry. He also becomes weary since the pandemic strikes. All this points to Stephen having a compulsive disorder.

Linda seems to be insecure and weak-willed. She is usually quiet, sobs frequently, is prone to muderous tendecies, and gets envious of others. We know less about Linda than we do about Stephen, but her few major appearances imply an inferior complex. She thinks of her own gifts as lacking compared to Stephen's. Linda also has issues with her body, seen in "End of Obesity" and "Turd Burgulars".

Linda is violent. In "Butters' Very Own Episode", she tries to kill her own son after finding out his husband commited adultery. She and the other moms also attacked the Queer Eyes guys for turning their husbands into "whiny little wusses" in "South Park is Gay". Linda and her mom friends also robbed a bank, beat up a truck driver, and chased the main characters over Ozempic drugs.

Suprisingly, the Stotches are complex. They all need help.

[wan975]

An assortment of doodles from twitter part 2

Craig you fucking stink take a shower now!”

Grandma stotch: god i hope i dont see that yellow jolly fuck today

Marjorine, jolly as ever:

She hit the blunt?!

Craig: “Jimmy you better not be in a goofy ass situation or I swear to god”

Jimmy:

When you’re both gender-fluid

Nothing going on here just two girls having fun

If he doesn’t back away this instant he’s going to get vomit on his cloth

Me & the bad bitch I got by being autistic & British

Why yes this is my first time drawing any of the sp adults how could you tell?

The creek

[lovely-lettuce]

I hope this makes sense lol

#butters #butters stotch #stephen stotch #grandma stotch #dougie South Park #south park #funny moment

[ccartman]

VENGEANCE 🦝🐴🧓🏻

Grandma Stotch may have thought nobody was around, but The Coon was always nearby, hiding in the shadows of this forsaken town. His blood boils as he sees the interaction between her and Bojack, eyes squinting in disgust and hatred at her actions towards him.

As Bojack briskly walks away, grandma Stotch only takes two steps before The Coon makes his way in front of her, holding his superhero stance.

"I don't let rapists roam free in this town."

Grandma Stotch is startled by the sudden appearance of this dressed up fat kid, but she plays her part, her demeanor sweet and frail.

"Oh dear. You're going to give an old day a heart attack." She laughs softly, but he isn't fooled. He'd be impressed with her skill, if it wasn't for what he had just witnessed moments ago. So disappointing to see such a power used for evil.

"Don't play dumb with me, I know what yew are."

He extends his fingers, claws out and without warning, pounces on her. She yells as his sudden weight makes her fall on her back, but he doesn't let up, leaving red streaks across her face, chest, and hands, anywhere that he could. She reaches up blindly and catches his wrist, gripping it tightly. Spitting out her dentures, she brings it up to her mouth and starts giving him gummy bears along his arm.

"Wha-- EW! FUCKING GROSS!"

As he's distracted, she shoves him off, scrambling to her feet, and making sure to shove her dentures back into her mouth. "You're not taking me down that easily." She says with a wicked laugh as Eric rubs at his wrist.

"Yew got your gross saliva all over my arm, that's not kewl!"

She gives him a few smacks across the face, making him stumble back and fall against the trash cans, knocking them over. He uses it to his advantage, grabbing a random bag of trash and swinging it at her. The contents of the bag rip open, and disgusting wet garbage spills all over her and the ground around her.

She stands there, shocked and disgusted and Eric takes that moment to swing his claws at her again with everything he's got. He's gritting his teeth, anger oozing from him with every swipe, thinking about how she grabbed Bojack and how uncomfortable he looked. It fills him with a deep rage.

"Stop! Okay stop you little shit!" She yells out and staggers backwards until her back is pressed against the wall. But he doesn't, continuing to scratch her up in a blind rage until she's cowering down to protect herself. "Alright! You win! Just get off of me!"

He finally forces himself to stop, breathing heavily as he towers over her. "You're going to apologize to that citizen yew just assaulted and then you're never going to do that to him or anyone ever again!" She looks up at him, in pain and annoyance. He senses it and holds an arm up, as if to swing, and she flinches, arms coming back up to protect her face.

"I can do this every night if I have to. Especially right before your bingo game nights. Yew don't want your buddies asking yew questions, do yew?" Her eyes widen and she sighs in defeat. Still annoyed, but didn't want all the trouble.

"Fine. But just so you know, you won't get away with this." She says as she tries to get to her feet, but Eric knocks her down again, mostly just to be a dick.

"You're wrong. I always do." And before she can say anything else as she tries to get back up, he's gone. Back into the shadows where he hides to protect this town.

@bojackhorsemanobviously

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

2. Is there anything in particular that reminds you of an abuser or toxic person in your life?

Bojacks mind instantly thought to Grandma Stotch acting all sweet and friendly before her wrinkly old fingers gripped his balls, mind instantly snapping back to his publist , everything was going rather well, she had agreed to sponser him and just him . then withou warning just went for his balls, hands stroking it gently and he just took it happened so fast... her hands crawling all over , he had fel a mixture of things, excitement, fear, confusion.. it was defeintenly very awkward. i ike being stroked the way you wanted your mom to touch your face.. but not in a sexual way ....

to this day he wasn't entirely sure if he missed ana or just enjoyed the attention . or if he was glad she gone in general. heck maybe he'd give her a call.. or maybe it as best to just forget her.. he was still confused to this day how he felt about it.. it was mostly negative but she made for good company back then.

. " No."

(Bojack never really thought about his assault by ana until he heard cartman acutally call it out for what it is with the grandma I doubt its something he reallys feels he was a victim to at all unless you bring it up to his face and explain no that was fucked up.. )

[delivish]

Chapter 2 snippet under the cut:

“Wow,” Kenny paused, hiding his mouth behind the heel of his hand. His eyes were grave. “Tongue, huh?”

“It wasn’t like I was tryin’!” Butters cried, growing more wretched by the second. “It jus’ happened!” 

“Uh-huh. No, no, dude, I get it. That had to be…just terrible for you.”

Butters glanced away, fidgeting a little, wrestling with a sudden feeling of guilt. That should have been an easy answer, and an immediate one, too: yes, that sucked, and I didn’t ask for it. But while the second part was true, the first part definitely wasn’t. 

Truth was, Butters could close his eyes now and still taste Stan if he concentrated (he wasn’t). The dark-haired boy had tasted vaguely pepperminty, and it was only now occurring to him that Stan must have popped a mint after the show. Stan had an infamously sensitive stomach; he’d always claimed it was IBS, and his anxiety didn’t help matters. Stan had probably learned early on to always carry some gum or something, but for some reason, he seemed to prefer the old-fashioned hard candy, the red-and-white striped kind that reminded Butters of his Grandma Stotch and her plastic-covered paisley sofas. Butters had never asked Stan about it, but it was kind of cute. 

Butters could still feel Stan’s lips on his, too—how soft they’d been, how his hands had come up to tilt his head so very, very carefully, his fingers gentle on his cheeks, his jawline; for such an impulsive kiss, Stan had been so intentional about it, smoothing his tongue into his mouth, and, fuck, the feeling of that metal bar had been unexpectedly fucking hot. Butters saw Stan playing with it, sometimes, idly rolling the piercing up and down through his tongue whenever he was lost in thought; he’d never paid much attention before, but now all he could think about was what that piercing might feel like pressed against his skin—would it even be noticeable, the metal foreign and uncomfortable? Or would it feel like the faintest tickle as Stan dragged his tongue over him, exploring places on his body with his mouth only Butters had ever seen? 

Butters shook the thought off like a wet dog.

“Yeah,” he mumbled instead, hoping that pause hadn’t been as noticeable as it’d felt in his head. “Pretty terrible.”

Just posted this here!!

[ggrna]

🙁i hate st*phen st*tch would like to put him into a petri dish! his fucked up mom as well

"Oh Stephen was one quiet boy. He misbehaved really rarely actually. Right, baby? Do you recall?"

[nootsarticles]

My South Park Opinions

SPOILER ALERT!d

Tw: Terminal illness mention,alcholism mention,death mention,

Okay. So if you don't know already, I am obsessed with South Park. And I have thought about this a lot.

1.Chef being the boys' father figure.

Well I mean, Cartman doesn't have a dad, Kenny's dad is an alchoholic,Stan's dad doesn't even care about him, and Kyle's dad is a bit useless. Mr Garrison is not well-liked by the boys. So therefore, Chef is the only father figure that the boys really have. That's why they ask him weird questions like "Is it okay to kill your grandpa if he wants you too" and questions like that. Also, Chef visits Kenny whilst he is dying from a terminal fucking illness. I did not even see Kenny's family ONCE. When Chef returns,the boys are so happy. Arguably happier than when they see their parents. When Chef dies at the Super Adventure Club,the boys are absolutely gutted. With all the evidence I see here,I can see that they see Chef as a father figure.

2. Butters' family

Stephen and Linda Stotch are actually abusive towards Butters, grounding him for most things (there was one episode where they ground him for being ugly). It got so bad to the point where Linda tries to drown Butters in the river. But what made them so bad? Well, Stephen's mother is Grandma Stotch. Yes. The woman who gave Butters a black eye. Maybe, Grandma also did horrible things to Stephen as well which made Stephen thinks that it's an okay thing to do. It doesn't excuse the action, but it could perfectly explain why they abuse Butters. Whereas,for Linda,I could not any peice of information to explain why she tried to drown Butters.

3.What the fuck is wrong with Kyle's mum?

Kyle's mum is borderline controlling towards Kyle and Ike. We can see that because during the film, she attempts to start and successfully starts a whole war against Canada because of the Terrance and Phillip's song "Uncle Fucker". This can't really have any other explanation than she had strict parents that wouldn't let her do anything growing up, so she now pushes her childhood onto her children.

4. Why did the other boys keep their friendship with Cartman?

Cartman is truly a toxic friend towards all of the boys, especially Kyle. He keeps on calling him "Stupid j*w" (I wasn't too sure whether I could say the word or not so I shall block it out) and is overall racist towards him for his religion. Also, he only tried to overturn the ban of stem cells (which would have saved Kenny's life in "Kenny Dies") for the sake of something extremely miniscule. He also tries to give Butters laxatives for his own personal pleasure of going to Casa Bonita. Worst of all, Cartman put his winky into Butters' mouth to prove that Butters is gay. So, this holds the question, why are the other boys still friends with Cartman after all that he has done to them. That's when we need to think about Cartman's personality. He has sociopathic and psychopathic tendencies. This could mean that Cartman could have threaten the boys with their own lives if they ever even tried to separate from his wrath.

5. Why do everyone keep on getting away with committing such horrendous crimes when Terrance and Philip get executed for saying "fuck" a lot?

We can see that crime is a regular occurrence in South Park. The most noticeable criminal is Cartman, who is well known for committing almost every single crime (including genocide, which is one of the worst crimes ever). So, why do they all seemingly get away with it? Terrance and Phillip almost got executed via electric chair for their song in the 1999 Movie (Bigger, Longer and Uncut). This is simple. They see Canadians as this weird sub creature compared to this almighty American group that they are. Also, Matt and Trey probably did it due to the whole stereotype of "Americans hate Canadians" (I have never heard of the stereotype, but it probably is)

6.Would Stan and Wendy have stayed together when they're older?

Stan and Wendy are an on and off relationship, especially in the earlier seasons. But, every time Stan sees Wendy, he throws up. Also, in S1EP11, we can see a very jealous Wendy try to kill Miss Ellen as many of the boys (Stan included) have a huge crush on her. This gets so bad that she attempts to kill her and sends her to the sun. This makes me wonder whether or not they would have been a good couple 10 years down the line. I don't personally think that they would have been a good couple because Stan can be quite rude towards Wendy and Wendy gets way too jealous extremely easily.

So, basically here's some of my views on South Park. If you don't like the long ass essay, I don't care. It's my choice and I want to talk about this. If you like that, cool. I actually do appreciate it.

Also on my main account: @jamesmarriottistrilingual

[jamesmarriottistrilingual]

My opinions on certain topics in South Park.

SPOILER ALERT!d

Tw: Terminal illness mention,alcholism mention,death mention,

Okay. So if you don't know already, I am obsessed with South Park. And I have thought about this a lot.

1.Chef being the boys' father figure.

Well I mean, Cartman doesn't have a dad, Kenny's dad is an alchoholic,Stan's dad doesn't even care about him, and Kyle's dad is a bit useless. Mr Garrison is not well-liked by the boys. So therefore, Chef is the only father figure that the boys really have. That's why they ask him weird questions like "Is it okay to kill your grandpa if he wants you too" and questions like that. Also, Chef visits Kenny whilst he is dying from a terminal fucking illness. I did not even see Kenny's family ONCE. When Chef returns,the boys are so happy. Arguably happier than when they see their parents. When Chef dies at the Super Adventure Club,the boys are absolutely gutted. With all the evidence I see here,I can see that they see Chef as a father figure.

2. Butters' family

Stephen and Linda Stotch are actually abusive towards Butters, grounding him for most things (there was one episode where they ground him for being ugly). It got so bad to the point where Linda tries to drown Butters in the river. But what made them so bad? Well, Stephen's mother is Grandma Stotch. Yes. The woman who gave Butters a black eye. Maybe, Grandma also did horrible things to Stephen as well which made Stephen thinks that it's an okay thing to do. It doesn't excuse the action, but it could perfectly explain why they abuse Butters. Whereas,for Linda,I could not any peice of information to explain why she tried to drown Butters.

3.What the fuck is wrong with Kyle's mum?

Kyle's mum is borderline controlling towards Kyle and Ike. We can see that because during the film, she attempts to start and successfully starts a whole war against Canada because of the Terrance and Phillip's song "Uncle Fucker". This can't really have any other explanation than she had strict parents that wouldn't let her do anything growing up, so she now pushes her childhood onto her children.

4. Why did the other boys keep their friendship with Cartman?

Cartman is truly a toxic friend towards all of the boys, especially Kyle. He keeps on calling him "Stupid j*w" (I wasn't too sure whether I could say the word or not so I shall block it out) and is overall racist towards him for his religion. Also, he only tried to overturn the ban of stem cells (which would have saved Kenny's life in "Kenny Dies") for the sake of something extremely miniscule. He also tries to give Butters laxatives for his own personal pleasure of going to Casa Bonita. Worst of all, Cartman put his winky into Butters' mouth to prove that Butters is gay. So, this holds the question, why are the other boys still friends with Cartman after all that he has done to them. That's when we need to think about Cartman's personality. He has sociopathic and psychopathic tendencies. This could mean that Cartman could have threaten the boys with their own lives if they ever even tried to separate from his wrath.

5. Why do everyone keep on getting away with committing such horrendous crimes when Terrance and Philip get executed for saying "fuck" a lot?

We can see that crime is a regular occurrence in South Park. The most noticeable criminal is Cartman, who is well known for committing almost every single crime (including genocide, which is one of the worst crimes ever). So, why do they all seemingly get away with it? Terrance and Phillip almost got executed via electric chair for their song in the 1999 Movie (Bigger, Longer and Uncut). This is simple. They see Canadians as this weird sub creature compared to this almighty American group that they are. Also, Matt and Trey probably did it due to the whole stereotype of "Americans hate Canadians" (I have never heard of the stereotype, but it probably is)

6.Would Stan and Wendy have stayed together when they're older?

Stan and Wendy are an on and off relationship, especially in the earlier seasons. But, every time Stan sees Wendy, he throws up. Also, in S1EP11, we can see a very jealous Wendy try to kill Miss Ellen as many of the boys (Stan included) have a huge crush on her. This gets so bad that she attempts to kill her and sends her to the sun. This makes me wonder whether or not they would have been a good couple 10 years down the line. I don't personally think that they would have been a good couple because Stan can be quite rude towards Wendy and Wendy gets way too jealous extremely easily.

So, basically here's some of my views on South Park. If you don't like the long ass essay, I don't care. It's my choice and I want to talk about this. If you like that, cool. I actually do appreciate it.