#grammerful wtf

[1ml3gits4mmy]

Yaz constantly disregarding Sammy stating how she feels because "Oh you can't be mad at brooklynn despite her choosing to go with the woman that nearly ended our lives, resulting in us going to two different continents just to look for her even when she doesn't wanna be found because she's family!!!" makes me feel SO DAMN ANNOYED.

"We're a team, and i dont think we're acting like a team rn" Oh gee! Maybe because teamwork requires communication! WHICH INCLUDES LISTENING. YOU ARE NOT LISTENING YAZ. SHE IS ACTUALLY SPEAKING OUT AND YOU ARE DOING THE EXACT OPPOSITE.

Sammy was completely right about the "You said you're always there for your family, but you havent even tried to see where im coming from!" part. Because Yaz calls her ridiculous, talking about Brooklynn, disregarding Sammy ONCE AGAIN. its extremely frusterating

In ep 5, Yaz IMMEDIATELY blaming SAMMY for Brooklynn hanging up is just so unreasonable. Yaz saying how if Sammy passed the phone sooner she would've gotten Brook to stay on the line, but what happened was unavoidable. either way, she'd still hang up after Yaz says maybe one sentance because Davi was stalking her (why did he give me jeffrey class 09 vibes i dont like him).

Yaz needs to actually GO to sammy instead of waiting for sammy to go to her. Because sammy already has, yaz is just going further away

S4 will be THE seaaln guys.

[winxanity-ii]

and it's tiring that people are using it so much, i can't even submit assignment without it being flagged for ai 😭 literally have all of my papers/essays from 8th grade until now on standby just to show proof i've always written like this 💀

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

[elytra404]

the english language is do fucking weird

if i said "why don't you like giraffes?" it would be completely notmal!

But if I said "why do not you like giraffes?" it makes absolutely no sense!

Their the same thing!! Why is one right and the other wrong??

What is this language

[yingdu-lover]

I never knew I would be so passionate to say shit about link click ☠️🤣 I mean, it's so angst, life philosophy, metaphor, symbolism shit that I almost forgot to sit and enjoy but NOW when the ' meticulous construction of plot, intertwined parallel narratives and themes and intense philosophical symbolisms' are away, I CAN FINALLY BASH IT BWAHHAAAHAHAHAHA to my heart's content.

so, @whispersoflullaby and I decided to watch THAT godforsaken special episode and we have been inventing creative slurs in our mother tongue since then

Cheng Xiaoshi dives into the body of someone called Sanren laoshi who(via qiao ling) hands them a very...questionable photo.

I SWEAR TO GOD I AM NOT HOMOPHOBIC (maa kaalir dibbi) but that masked person/the very obvious sexual partner of the host is a...MAN?!

they do not seem to be an AFAB person. and also, for some reason that person's voice felt like lu guang's?????????? (I played it repeatedly but that 'look, look, look!' felt very much in lu guang's voice!)

idk is there any sober explanation to this or what the fuck 😭😭😭😭😭

the case is (head to toe) weird. it felt very weird and doesn't feel to have any significant connection to the main story. how is this canon?! I mean whatever special episode...Lan studio produced it, right? it has proper OP and ED... that made it look extra funny 🤣

I didn't question my life choices watching this episode! Not for one sec I felt the urge to cry, stupid things were happening in the most stupid and corny anime way possible. They failed their mission (100% cheng xiaoshi's fault) and the lines are so fucking hilarious

"during summer vacation people either

1. sleep to their heart's content

or

2. focus on their hobbies

or

3. post shoddy videos (a man taking pictures of a girl in blue underwear standing in a pool)

what should I do during summer?"

the host's request was to rectify the fuck up and say

"I really like games more than the sea!"

😭🤣🤣 so stupid everything was. And also the underwear thing...HUGE focus on hosts'....

'flexible' and 'cute'?

and ofc

" look, look, look, look, look! you have been staring at me for a while, what? falling in love?" ☠️ broski...sex is over now fuck off and pls kindly wear your trousers or somebody weird will pounce on you like this.

Cheng Xiaoshi's inner eiden was threatening to dominate when he said "oh? Sanren laoshi is not single then?" the zesty voice 🤣☠️ PLZZZ

☠️ why the episode was so weird, horny and hilarious lmao. don't mind grammer I just can't comprehend what I watched. hianime comment section 😭 some are saying wtf but others going like

"samajh nahi aya par link click hain to pura dekha aur accha laga" ☠️

"not quite sure what I watched but this show is peak and I watched it whole-"

noooo you should join us ☠️, link click has made me cry like a pathetic fox howling and all, now it's a slacking episode, I'm gonna call it names ☠️😭🤣 it feels SOOO good to not to intellectualise link click and cry with every fibre of your being

but a few serious things........

1. they wear those summer clothes...the happy visions/memories shown in 'The Eye' are the same

2. Lu Guang really feels...NON TRAUMATIZED? at least I got this feeling. he is just a chill guy, and extra silly, more expressive (I FELT THAT) can it be that it was...in the og timeline? IT FEELS LIKE ONE

this is the actual 'dumb time traveller photo faggots doing silly things together ' in a real sense (the misconception most of us had before we started watching link click???) it's silly through and through trust me

before watching this my brain was so hacked by profound depression (caused by nothing other than link click, surprise!) but I feel 🤣🤣🤣 so good now. had a good night's sleep. I passed out writing the half of the post and now I am writing at 4:30 am ☠️

anyways, I have never seen anyone discussing this episode before so I did it 😭 I am in love with the silly things actually! man I love this head emptu no thot vibe, and those questionable frames ☠️ and that masked man! hsjsjkkakekrisjznfkk why was all of these needed at all! but I loved that 🤣

[apricotbuncakes]

I'm realizing as I keep tweaking and progressing in my dating sim's progress that it is very queer. Like, obviously. I'm queer, and making a dating sim where sexuality is not a barrier for any Blorbos I include.

But I'm also in a school that while queer friendly is still seemingly cishet dominant (obviously I don't know everyone's sexuality or gender identity, and it would be rude to ask them in the middle of class). I know who all least most of the queer people are, because we constantly find one another.

But that means that my cishet peers are going to (or see someone else) play test my game and see all the pronoun options, which is bound to confuse some of them. And I need to mentally prepare myself to answer questions.

Because the core options that require no set up are he/him, she/her, they/them, and no pronouns. (I didn't include any neo pronouns, even the more common sets, because some people who use the same set verbally but spell the different pronouns in different ways so I don't wanna catch anyone off guard by misspelling it for them).

For customizable pronouns, you have the option to set up one or two sets, and at the end of each set up it asks you which grammer structure is appropriate for the given set.

And all of this is planned to be available from the main menu so if you're testing out pronouns and decide you don't like it, you can change it midway through a playthrough. Same thing with your name!

But like, I'm gonna have to explain at the very least it/it's and no pronoun users to a class of people who probably have no clue wtf I'm talking about. Asdfghjkl And we intentionally avoid politics in the class so we can feel united as a group and feel comfortable asking for help. Politics is very rarely discussed, so I'm a tad worried that it will be considered 'political' but also my professor is trans friendly so I'm not too worried.

But in a game where you can romance a sentiment robot, I feel like the pronouns are the least of their concerns.

[hollypies]

th.. theres drama in the comment section..

I was really nervous but I figured I'd post this just incase any of my friends wanted to see it-

It isn't really relevant to any art and stuff that I do but uhm.

Look, I'm really struggling right now, trying to do things for me more often again. It's reallt stupid, because like, this is mt blog and I should be able to post about what I like and I should feel ok doing that but I just feel like I've hit a wall. Im so nervous all the time now, like I'm going to be annoying for writing/drawing/talking about my interests. I'm trying not to do that so, uhm. Here's a first step in the right direction ig

Tldr. Having a hard time, trying to enjoy doing any type of art for myself again .

[twistedprince]

Shark Bait (Dorian) and Obey Me! Shall We Date spoilers !!

Mkay ik the Shark Bait fandom is smoll (iz a game on an app called Dorian) but at the same time...

I kinda wanna make a Shark Bait x Obey Me fic

Like MC going through all the Shark Bait stuff n then going through all the obey me stuff

Lmfao just imagine lesson 16 n MC comes back and like-

MC: "This is my second time dying. Why have the gods put this upon me. At least last time it was for a good reason!"

Everyone else: "Wtf-"

And like MC first getting there be like

Diavolo: "You'll be staying at the House of Lamination so they can protect you and because you have no magic."

MC: "Dude, i was scarified to a narcissistic god, found out i have this thing called "ocean eyes" that make ocean deities horny, brought back to life by POSEIDON HIMSELF, had to give blood to lift the narcissistic god's curse, had to deal with a sadistic doctor who gave me a lust crest, i got attacked, a mage gave me a potion, i got unbelievable horny, shit doctor gave me potions to help, i made the mating season start earlier, had to take care of that, the narcissistic god trying to woo me, lifted his cursed, got kidnapped by an obsessive orca king who thought i was his love from years ago cuz i'm also blessed by Poseidon, three days later my shiver came to help, their was fighting, peace happened, i went back with my shiver, narcissistic god went to Olympus, i was chosen to lead the sharks while he was gone, and then nothing super crazy happened after that. But still- i have some magic and i have shark deities to handle."

Everyone: "..."

Lucifer: "Do you have any magic to defend yourself with?"

MC: "...Gimme a sword and i can defend myself."

Asmo: "Was the god successful at wooing you?"

MC: "Erm, i can't answer that."

But like yeah i just think it'd be fun. OH AND MC AND SOLOMON MEETING-

Solomon: "You know, you should really be more careful. The only reason more demons aren't trying to eat you is because they'd get in trouble."

MC: "Ehhh, i think it's because of my rune."

Solomon: "You're what?-"

MC: *Pulls out rune.* "My rune?"

Solomon: "...How did you get that?"

MC: "I waa given it."

Solomon: "I haven't seen a rune like that in ages. I thought you couldn't find then anymore.."

MC: "Oh.. Welp."

Solomon: "Interesting.. Who gave it to you?"

MC: "Some friends of mine."

Solomon: "Hmm.. Where did they get it?"

MC: "I dunno."

Solomon: "Well then, would you like to have lunch with me?"

MC: "Sure."

*During lunch*

Solomon: "...Really???"

MC: "Yup!"

Solomon: "So.. You're immortal and the leader of a bunch of shark deities?"

MC: "Yup!"

Solomon: "And you're friends with gods?"

MC: "More or less."

Solomon: "Ha.."

I feel like Solo was OOC there but eh whatevs- but still i just really think it'd be funny if that happened- OH OH OH AND WHAT IF WHEN MC N SOLO ARE VISITING THE CELESTIAL REALM THEY RUN INTO THE PREVIOUS OCEAN EYED HUMAN THAT STRYKER LOVED

Oms everytime i think of this idea i was think of MC meeting the other ocean eyed person. And everytime i make the previous one their great great great great great (idk how many greats) grandparent. Or ancestor idk the difference. But that'd mean the previous ocean eyed human had siblings so ye.

But yeah idk i just wanna make this idea even tho i have like 3 (maybe 4) other fics i need work on SOOOOOOOOOOO-

Yeah i need motivation n energy... Siiigh...

And i always delete my writing so erm yurrr

But anygays sorry for rambling/OOC stuff/grammer mistakes

BUT if i did write this depending if anyone were to read it- i may make MC an actual somewhat god🤭 maybe idrk, i'd have to do research to see if that's even POSSIBLE hahaaa but ya know-

And if it was then i'd make MC have to fight an ocean monster (cuz they're blessed by Poseidon so i'd have them be more connected to water n things) and kill it but MC actually does the secret option and tames it.

Uh yeah sry am rambling more-

BUT YEAH IDK HOW TO END THIS TAKES FOR READING HAVE NICE DAY/NIGHT/WHATEVER

[simpforchuchu]

First Date I Shoji Sameoka x Oya!TodorokiFaction!reader part3

Summary: Y/n never told her beloved faction about that fight and Shoji. But they figured out she was hiding something. And that day, Shoji decided to take her out for their first date…

a/n: Hi, this is one of my fav series ane I really love them all so much ❤️🙏🏻 I hope you like it too 🌸💕

Sorry for the grammer or spelling mistakes.English is not my main language so...

Thank you and love you 🥰

Warnings: not much, blood, mention of fights, cursing,usual hnl warnings but mostly fluff

When Todoroki entered the broadcast room, he unintentionally smiled at the sight he saw. The trio were sleeping on the large black sofa as usual. Tsuji was in the middle, Shibaman was next to him and leaning on him, while y/n, although she looked quite small next to them, was sleeping on Tsuji's other side, leaning on his arm. The young boy sat on one of the other seats, opened his book and started reading. He didn't want to wake them up, they looked pretty cute and he was grateful for the little bit of silence he could find.

After a while, Todoroki raised his head when he heard the vibration sound of one of the phones on the table. The vibration of the phone made such a loud noise on the table that the other two woke up as well.

When Todoroki saw that the ringing phone belonged to the young girl, he saw that the heaviest sleeper in the group was still not waking up. Laughing at this, he looked at Shiba and saw that he was already reaching down on the table to mute the phone, while Tsuji was holding y/n so that she wouldn't fall.

The duo’s face, which looked very annoyed because their sleep was interrupted, made him laugh.

Tsuji “Look at this.It's her phone that's ringing, but she doesn't even wake up." While saying this, Shibaman was looking at the screen of the phone he was holding in surprise.

“Oi Shiba! Why don’t you still end the call?”

Tsuji couldn't understand what his friend was trying to do. When Todoroki frowned at the tall boy, Shibaman showed the phone screen to the other two.

“Sameoka ? Shoji Sameoka ?”

While the three of them were looking at each other, y/n woke up from her fake sleep when she heard the name, opened her eyes and got into a sitting position.

Tsuji was looking at her like asking "Weren't you sleeping?", Shiba was showing the phone with the screen off in his hand and waiting for an explanation with one eyebrow raised. Todoroki, on the other hand, was curious about the explanation the young girl would make, aware that she had been acting strangely lately.

“Can I have my phone?” Y/n asked holding out her hand and Shibaman held his hand up and y/n sighed. “I'll explain everything, just give me five minutes to call him back.”

Shibaman held out the phone and continued to hold it tightly when the young girl wanted to take it. The tall boy grinned when Y/n looked at him again. “You will talk here, turn on the speaker.”

Y/n was looking like "are you serious" but Shibaman was pretty serious. When she turned to Tsuji and saw that he was also determined, she nodded.

“Okay, but you won't make any noise.”

When the two nodded, y/n grabbed her phone and called the boy who called her again.

While the phone was answered immediately on the second ring, y/n was thinking about what to say.

“Y/n- san, hi.”

“Hello” Y/n nervously replied to the young boy. The looks of those around her did not help her at all.

"Um… I… I called for…" Shoji's voice was also quite nervous. “You told me to call you when I wanted my jacket back.”

Y/n cursed under her breath as she felt the wtf stares of those next to her. She had a lot to explain to them.

"Oh yes. I'm sorry, it's been a long time, hasn't it? If you send me a location, I can bring it to you."

Shoji apologized nervously, thinking he was being rude, when in fact he just wanted to see the young girl and continued.

“I'm actually in front of the school right now.”

Y/n laughed nervously as her eyes widened.

“Ebara, right?”

“No, Oya.”

When Shoji replied, the young girl cursed her luck again. And she answered in panic

“Sameoka-kun, you shouldn't be here. Also, I don't have your jacket with me, I have to go home and get it."

After a few seconds of silence, Shoji's voice was heard again.

“I see, your house is not far from here anyway.” Tsuji and Shibaman were listening to the two with angry looks, of course they were not angry, they just didn't want to see Shoji around their friend. They were also wondering why Shoji knew where y/n's house is…

“Then I will wait in the location that i’ll sent you, y/n-san.”

With a sigh of relief, Y/n hung up the phone, saying in a less nervous tone that she will be there. And she looked up in fear and looked at her friends’s face in the room. They all looked quite serious.

“You know you have a lot to explain, right?”

Y/n nodded slowly and sat back in the chair. She was very afraid of their reaction.

"Are you guys dating?" When Shibaman asked with a straight tone, y/n directly refused.

“What? No, of course not.”

“So do you like him?” When Tsuji asked, y/n looked at him in surprise. Why couldn't she say no to this question? Why was she afraid? The others were still waiting for her to speak as Y/n shook her head slowly. While the young girl was thinking about what to say, Todoroki spoke in a soft tone.

“You can start by telling the truth about your injuries from the other morning, y/n-chan.”

Y/n slowly nodded and started explaining everything from the beginning.

“Actually, I didn't lie about that.I just missed some details." When she offered a sweet smile, realizing it wasn't working, she continued. “That evening, a large group blocked my way. And their leaders… You know them. Those idiots you fought that first year-“

“Ryusei?” Shibaman asked confused and y/n nodded.

“They had many weapons, I took down many of them on my own, but I had reached my limit.”

Todoroki was getting angry when he thought that the young girl was attacked because of him. He was clenching his fists so tightly that turned white. Y/n smiled when she saw this

"Don't worry, I didn't lose." Although the young girl tried to lighten the mood by winking, all three of them were very serious. The young girl continued. “When I could no longer fight, I heard someone's voice. Sameoka was passing by and helped me. Later I realized that Ryusei had a knife. If it wasn't for him, they could have killed me."

“Son of a bitch!” y/n shook her head when Todoroki cursed in anger.

“I'm fine, I'm really fine. Sameoka wanted to go to the hospital, but I didn't want to worry anyone. Also, my parents would pick me up from school. So he walked with me home. I borrowed his jacket because I was cold. So it's nothing like you think."

The young girl smiled. She didn't give all the details, but that's more or less what happened.The trio was silent. Y/n wanted to say something, thinking they were angry, but she didn't know what to say. Tsuji was the first to speak,

"Why didn't you tell us?"

“I know you don't like him-“

“No, I'm not talking about that.” Tsuji protested. “Why didn't you tell us that they attacked you? You got hurt because of us-“

“Don't be ridiculous, wouldn't you do the same for me? I'm fine, really.It's over."

When Tsuji nodded, Shibaman spoke to change the subject.

“So why did you hide about Sameoka? Y/n we are your friends. Just because we don't like him won't change anything-"

"Not like that." Y/n protested. “I never forgot that day. I can't forget..." she waited silently for a few seconds and continued. “But… Sameoka is a good person. He was always nice to me, even though I was an asshole to him... I'm no better than him though."

The young girl sighed and smiled. “Even though you tell me it's okay, I feel guilty.”

When Y/n lowered her head, Tsuji sat next to the young girl again and Shiba crouched down in front of her.

“Y/n… it's okay for us. We don't like him, but we love you. If you have feelings for him-“

“I don't know,” the young girl answered Shiba. “He's honest about his feelings, but I don't know if I have feelings for him. I just don't hate him."

Tsuji laughed and patted the young girl's arm. Y/n looked at them and saw that they were all smiling reassuringly.

“Are you going home now?” Todoroki asked and y/n nodded.

“I need to get his jacket, then I'll go to the location he sent.”

Shibaman grinned when Todoroki nodded.

“We are coming too.”

“Huh?”

"We don't trust him, and it might be good to scare him a little."

Y/n rolled her eyes.

"Guys, I don't think he’ll be afraid of you-" The young girl smiled sweetly when she met Tsuji's gaze. "Yeah nevermind, let's go."

***

Y/n was quite nervous as she headed to the location Shoji had sent her. She didn't know what to do with the two tall boys coming right behind her and she thought she shouldn't bring them.

As much as she loved Tsuji and Shibaman, she was aware that these three wanted to punch each other every time.

When they came to the park by the lake and saw Shoji sitting on the bench, even she didn't know why she was smiling. He was wearing casual but stylish clothes as usual, his hair was braided again and he looked a little nervous.

As the trio approached the bench, the young boy turned his head when he heard footsteps. The small smile that appeared on his face when he saw the girl disappeared and he was surprised when he saw the duo behind her.

He stood up and took a few steps towards the trio.

“Y/n-san… thank you for coming.”

Y/n tried to smile, understanding the implication in the boy's voice.

“I brought your jacket, Sameoka-kun. And… they were going home too. Since we met on the road-“

“No, we came with her because we didn't trust you,” Shiba denied and y/n sighed.

Shoji was upset, thinking that the young girl did not trust him. Hadn't he proven that he would never hurt her? Was she afraid of him?

When he turned his gaze to the tall duo, Tsuji replied again with a flat tone.

“We will go, but let me warn you before we go. Y/n is very precious to us, if anything happens to her-“

Shoji answered without thinking

“She is very precious to me too. And you can be sure that I will protect her before myself.”

Even though Shoji spoke while looking at Tsuji, y/n looked at what he said and realized that he was actually speaking to her. To break the tension between them, she turned to the couple behind her and smiled.

“Tsuji and Shiba are being overprotective as usual, but they need to go home now. Right guys?

Even though the young girl was smiling, her suggestive voice was very clear. The two left with a short goodbye as they did not want to tease them any further.

Y/n turned to Shoji again and wanted to explain, afraid that he would misunderstand

“Sameoka-kun… I didn't bring them. Really… I think they're a little overprotective and like to annoy people.”

Shoji felt relieved when he learned that the young girl had not brought them. He knew that the past would not be forgotten, but he wanted to leave it behind.

“Oh, by the way. Here's your jacket. Thank you again.”

When Shoji saw the young girl carefully put his jacket into a bag, he smiled and took it from her. He pointed to the benches with what came to his mind.

“I brought snacks. Do you want to sit in the park with me for a while?

The young girl looked at the big bag on the bench and smiled.

“Like a picnic! Why not, the weather is really nice.”

Even though Shoji wanted her to accept, he thought she would refuse. That's why when the young girl accepted, he couldn't help smiling and quickly took the big bag from the bench.

Shoji had just noticed that the young girl was not wearing her school uniform. The jeans and jacket she was wearing were black, but they were not Oya's clothes. She looked quite beautiful. Shoji was already watching her with admiration, even with her face covered in blood.

When they came to the grass by the lake, the young boy spoke in panic.

“I… I forgot to take a blanket. I am sorry." Then he showed her his jacket in the bag. “I can lay this.”

Y/n giggled and shook her head.

“I'm someone who rolls on the ground, sitting on the grass won’t kill me, Sameoka.”

When Shoji saw the young girl sitting smiling, he smiled and sat next to her. He didn't know what to say. At first he asked small daily questions. But when he saw that this was even more embarrassing, he shook his head.

He asked, looking at the newly healing wounds on the young girl's face.

“Does it still hurt?”

Y/n shook her head.

“I didn't even feel it except for the first few days. But it was very hard to answer the questions of the people at school.”

Shoji nodded, opened the bag of chips and handed them to the young girl.

“I guess you didn't tell them.”

Y/n shook her head.

“Until today, no.”

When Shoji looked confused, the young girl smiled.

“When they saw that you were calling, I had to tell the truth.”

“They don't like me”

Y/n nodded. “You don't like them either.”

After a few seconds of silence, the young girl continued

“I… I have never been someone who can fit in anywhere. I've never had close friends. I was not someone who could control my anger.”

Shoji was silently listening to the young girl

“Tsuji approached me first. Tsuji and Shibaman were my first friends. Even though Todoroki didn't like me at first, he also started to become close to me later. They're less like my friends and more like the brothers I never had."

When the young girl spoke with a smile, Shoji understood once again how valuable they were to her. And they had hospitalized her beloved friends in front of her eyes...

"And you ? Do you still hate me?” When Shoji asked the question that had been on his mind for a long time, the young girl answered without thinking.

"No." Y/n's voice wasn't harsh. “I don't hate you. I didn't like you until recently, but I guess… I don't have any bad feelings towards you anymore.”

Shoji listened to the young girl in astonishment. There was a warm feeling inside his chest.

“Of course I haven't forgotten anything, but I think I've forgiven. The boys told me not to think about this incident any more, that it was okay.” Y/n smiled. “And I know you're sincere. I can feel it. Besides, I'm not much better than you.”

Shoji smiled as Y/n turned to him with a smile. He nodded. Even though he wanted to say, “No, you are much better than me,” he did not say anything.

"That's why Shoji-kun-" Shoji smiled the moment he heard his name from her lips. “I think the ice between us might thaw a little now.”

There was silence again for a while. Y/n realized that the silence was peaceful though, so she smiled and reached into the bag. She took out the plastic box inside and smiled

“ahhh, chocolate cake! I couldn't be happier today.”

Shoji was watching her again with the young girl's beautiful smile. He didn't know when he had such intense feelings for her. But Y/n fascinated him with everything about her.

"Ouch!" When the young girl suddenly took her hand away, Shoji looked at her in surprise. When he saw that her finger was bleeding, he didn't even understand what happened.

When Y/n rolled her eyes and looked at her hand, the black haired boy took out the clean handkerchief from his pocket and gently held the young girl's hand. Y/n was watching him as he slowly wrapped around her finger.

The young girl couldn't stop her heart from racing or feeling the butterflies in her stomach. When Shoji slowly raised his head and saw the young girl looking at him, he removed his hand.

"How did you do ? Did it hurt much?

Y/n shook her head silently.

“I think the plastic edge cut it while trying to open the box.”

Shoji nodded and slowly opened the box. He placed the cake in front of the young girl and handed her the fork and y/n giggled.

"Thank you."

Shoji shyly said it was okay. Y/n couldn't remember meeting someone who made her feel like a girl in a long time. Yes, her friends were more protective of her, but y/n had grown up around men. And Shoji Sameoka was making her feel things she'd never felt before.

After eating the things in the bag for a while, y/n lay down on the grass, holding her stomach. Shoji smiled at her reaction. Indeed, her appetite surprised him too.

Y/n was watching the clouds. The blue sky looked so beautiful that she couldn't help but smile.

And Shoji was watching her. He felt like he was watching a romantic movie. And he didn't want the movie to end at all.

He wanted to hold her hand, hug her, watch her sleep. He wanted to have a place in her heart. He always wanted to be there to protect her. Shoji Sameoka wanted to be with her.

"Looks pretty " Y/n turned to Shoji, referring to the sky. She could feel she is blushing when she caught the young boy watching her.

Shoji nodded without looking away.

“Yeah, looks pretty.”

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[secretlifeofsparrow]

Wanna hear a [not] funny story?

So image your bffs with this girl, let's call her D. And she has this boy bsf that you guys don't really hang out with that much, but you occasionally see eachother, okay? [We're calling him N] Well you start to like N and so, obviously, you tell D about it. She's completely grossed out, but supportive and starts telling you everything about him. Now you only have one class where all three of you are togather. Naturally, you and D ask your teacher to make a small seating change, and her being an amazing teacher, does it for you. So now you and D and next to eachother and N is right in front of you. [They're table btw] So you start talking to N everyday and he quickly figures out you have a crush on him, cause it's very obvious. So he starts flirting and it's all cute. N starts making all these jokes, he's making you laugh until you cry, miss assignments, forgot to be taking notes. All of that fun stuff! D is still grossed out, but ofc I supporting you bc that's what friends do. Well N loves hot fries. SO, SO MUCH! You start bringing him some a couple times a week. Well, one day you decided to buy him his own bag, and not the small ones. However, the day you bring them to school, D tells you he got a girlfriend. Wft.

He was literally flirting with you, making you laugh, he even called you pretty a couple times!!

Wtf.

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Anyways hope you liked the story! I told it in 2nd person bc it's just the easiest, idk why.

Also the Grammer and everything probably doesn't make sense bc I wrote this really late!

Love you!!

[summersmithlatinxgyatt]

Guys I think Spencer Grammer might be Summer Smith wtf!!!

[rock-n-onyx]

I usually love my English teacher, but right now I want to strangle him

And after that we have a presentation for this and a grammer test. I fucking hate this class now wtf /lh but also /srs

[chaotic-french-fries]

I did it :)

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

Yes, I will never be out to them, but I love them, and always talk to my mom

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

one of my best friends :) I have like four

03: Do you regret anything?

hmm... As of right now, no

04: Are you insecure?

yes, but only around certain people

05: What is your relationship status?

single 🥲

06: How do you want to die?

I know some people want to have a slow death so they can say good bye, but I want to die in my sleep

07: What did you last eat?

yesterday (as of 6/17/24 when I wrote this response)

08: Played any sports?

nope! not officially anyway, did play baseball with my dad

09: Do you bite your nails?

no, I saw a video about all the germs and stuff that get under there and never have since

10: When was your last physical fight?

...like with a person? in karate class. With words thought... maybe a month ago (I don't really talk back, not because I can't its just usual the fight isn't about me anyway)

11: Do you like someone?

no, but if someone liked me and told me, depending on the person,  I could probably like them back

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

I have in fact stayed up for three days and three nights

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

I'd say no, there are people i dislike but to honestly hate anyone is hard for me (unless it's a political person doing stupid stuff)

14: Do you miss someone?

my grandma on my moms side (but also my dads side but less so bc I was small when she died). I wish I'd talked to her more

15: Have any pets?

I do! I have a tuxedo cat named Barry! and we have a old family dog named Rafa

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

calm

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

LAMOOO no

18: Are you scared of spiders?

no, I love them!!

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

back in time to the 1800s yes, back in time to see my younger self no

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

...what, never lmao

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

sit and relax for my days off work

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

no, but if my partner wanted some id maybe be able to handle two.

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

nope! they scare me, although people that do have them are inherently awesome

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

English Compression, Grammer, and Spelling (I'm a writer, sometimes)

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

no

26: What are you craving right now?

a chicken bake from Costco

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

I don't think so lmao

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

nope!

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

no, lol

30: What’s irritating you right now?

those previous questions

31: Does somebody love you?

love me as a friend, yes many

32: What is your favourite color?

maroon or blue

33: Do you have trust issues?

yeah, absolutely. 

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

uhh my dog dying

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

um.. hmmm.... my parents I think

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

no

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

to forgive, I think to forget someone has done something erases the whole purpose of forgiveness

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

Probably not, so far its been on the bad scale but not the worst

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

I have yet to have one. Kisses are awkward and I've only ever read about them

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

Hell no wtf

51: Favourite food?

Chinese or chicken bake (I'm a simple person what can I say)

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

id say yes, I think so

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

watch the new video same and colby released, co staring Jake and johnny

54: Is cheating ever okay?

no, for many reasons

55: Are you mean?

sometimes

56: How many people have you fist fought?

five I think

57: Do you believe in true love?

yeah. I do :)

58: Favourite weather?

rain

59: Do you like the snow?

LOVE SNOW I WANT IT TO SNOWW

60: Do you wanna get married?

yeah :D

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

no I hate that, it actually creeps me out. Babe is fine tho

62: What makes you happy?

many many things

63: Would you change your name?

yes I would! to what tho I am deciding

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

yeah bc it never happened

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

kill them

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

yeah, my cousin

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

uhh my dad

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

my best friend number 3

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

yeah, ish

70: Is there anyone you would die for? 

yes

@ineffableemo @leon-swedfinqs

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[midwestemoismid]

i dont know what is wrong with me ok i just need to rant i know a lot of these words wont make sense im just copy and oasting messages i sent to my friend because im to lazy to type also bad grammer

bro i cant physically exist without pain what the fuck is wrong with me why am i like this oh my fucking god everything is so loud what the fuck why can i hear every single little noise why is everything screaming at me what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what theufjc fufikc fuck fuck fucj fuck why is everything so loud why is everything so loud why what the fucj also dont force yourself to rwply if you dont want to im just ranting because idk what else to do

omfg im gonna claw out my arms and lefs i swear to fucking god why am i always in pain

i hate laying on my back but if i lay on my side i have to keep switching everytime bc it starts to feel wrong and yneven

and anytime something brushes against me on an uneaven wag i freak out and irs so overstimulating

also impulsive thoughts fucking shck

its so bad when im overstimulated to like rn i cant look at things that are uneven ir it just bothers me i cant explain it but wtf

om js severely overstimulated, but im not overwhelmed and im rlly tired but i can sleep bc my brain is hyper and idk what to do or how to explain my deelings

bro i fucking hate impusive thoughts or iust existing because i was on a boat today and i had to close the window because all i could think about was theowinf soemthing important out the window or jumping out thw windoe anns i just couldnt mi dont fucmign know

everytjings so overstimulateding i dont know khow to deel with my problems

it feels like wverythings against me right now and i have the cinstant feeling of dread or if i an going to dies oom pleade i dont want to go please o dont want to fuckig die im scared to go to sleep because what kf i dont wake up ive been fucking forcing myself awake skmetimes because of the dread that im not going to wake up im afraid of death what the fuck is going to happen i dont know whats going on anymore why cant i lige in the moment why id time moving so fast why id everything going on i cant keep uo with everything im not okay rnw im not ok what the tukkf isngoing on on in onj dont know wholw to express my feelings or thoughts so im just typing wverything i tuonk without tmaftially thinking because i dont fucking care rn i jutst doknt knkw what to do im sfared i feel like something is out to get me i feel like imm trapped and alone o feel fucking lsot what is going on i sont fucking knkw im sfated scared who am i because i dont even fucming know am i actually real pr is thos all a dream becausre i dknt wevn fucking knkw at rhis point im so fixking scatd that egeruthing js fake and all these memlries lf existinf is fake im here right now but what jf im jot what if indont fucking know SHIT THE FUCK UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SUIT UP SHIT UP SHUT IL O AHYE THESE THOUGHTS I DKNT WAKNT TO THINKA BOUT DEATH OR WHAT HAPPENS I JUST WANT TO BE FUCMING NORMAL WHAT THE FICK IS WRLNG WITH ME.

also 4 the ppl ik irl/online on here plz dont he worried about me im ok this happens a lot i just need to sleep and calm down and shit ok jm ok these are just my constant tjought (om pretty sure a lot of this is caused by ocd i was told) also i am safe and im not gonna act on any harm against myself or anyone else bc its all impulsive thoughts and ik im not gonnq do anything

[9223372036854775808-1]

6 Nov 2023A.D. 08:55

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Q: WTF is this irrelevant title?

A: This title has absolutely nothing to do with the contents of this project. I came up with it in less than 1sec. In case you’re interested in its origins, it’s originally the title of a song.

Q: Why you write like a primary school kid?

A: English is not my first language. I very bad at grammer and speling. All of my work lacks emotion and I myself don’t expect anyone to enjoy it.

Q: Why even bother to write this?

A: I desperately need to make some internet friends that are yuri fans or like writing random stuff or are cool fandom dwellers or JUST ABOUT ANY RANDOM PEOPLE because I’m a total failure at socializing irl so please please please please PLEASE follow me

Q: Are these childish stories going to go on forever?

A: This is a (hopefully but clearly impossible) long-term project.

Q: Why like 90% of your words are nonsense and only 10% are even related to the storyline?

A: I add a lot of random thoughts that just pop up in my mind into my stories and sometimes they aren’t even random thoughts but only nonsense to fill the page. also I just NEED to include some wholesome yuriful moments for my mental sanity while writing

Q: WTF does this have to do with multiple universes/timelines?

A: When I am writing this for a while it will probably be all AUs and no original settings

Q: When/Where is the story set?

A: Imaginary city equivalent to Melbourne; imaginary time equivalent to 10-20s

Q: So why is October in Melbourne Autumn?

A: Never mind. In this world Australia or whatever its equivalent is is in the northern hemisphere.

Q: Why write yuri?

A: I’m a (not exactly) huge yuri fan and I’m looking for other yuri fans to randomly chat with or something, though I’m not really experienced in the theme of yuri and related topics. Those who do not accept yuri/lesbian/gl culture should proceed at their own risk.

Q: Will it be painful to read?

A: I will try my best to make it not be.

Q: I’m underage. Is it ok for me to read this stuff?

A: I think this should be R15 or something but nevermind.

Q: Can I repost the stuff that you wrote?

A: Yes but try not to. You need to indicate that I wrote this when reposting. It is encouraged to just use a link instead.

Q: So who TF are you?

A: I’m a straight cis male.

Q: I have some questions/I wanna chat with the author

A: Text me or use the askbox. Both Chinese and English are ok.

Q: When will the next update be?

A: This updates weekly (or at least I’ll try to)

[osachiyo]

(2/2 I think) (warning: very long, bad grammer, use of too much commas) Another one, the first part is resident evil and whatever, last has a bit of bsd. So I got my hair done and stuff it was my birthday so slay ig. Anyways so I was in a random red truck and then Leon (yes Leon Kennedy from resident evil) jumped in through the car window and said something like "can i use this i can help you get away from the zombies" (I didn't own the car 💀) and I said yes, so we drove and ran over and drove past some zombies and I told him I had guns in my house and supplies so we went over there and my family was ok and alive which I didn't expect them to be but slay, anyways so I got two birthday cakes (two small cakes in two small containers around the size of my hand, plain, no icing, no nothing) and Leon was walking around gathering supplies while I told him he could take whatever I told my family that there was zombies and this guy was a police and gonna help us and told my dad that we need his guns, I took my dad's knife for myself and gave my youngest brother some scissors to defend himself with, my dad disappeared in the bathroom and I was scared because like what if a zombie attacked him while he was shitting and watching tiktok, so me and Leon where like we'll see if he turned and if he did we gonna shoot, he didn't and came into the room, jokingly acted like a zombie (to which I almost blew his head off 💀) my dad goes to get the guns from the safe and tells me the code is 2233, for some reason the lights in the bathroom won't turn on (a bathroom is connected to my parents room which both rooms also have a door to the hallway) and there's some heavy breathing and weird noise then oh wow he's a zombie, I had the option to find Leon or Nikolai (😭) so I choose Nikolai which was easy, I saw him killing a buch of zombies and then trying to dissappear using his ability, he jumped up high asf into the air so I jumped on him so he wouldn't use his ability (he could probualy without me or with me(there was stairs and a railing to a higher ground which i was on so i could jump onto him instead of me also jumping high asf to get onto him) and then the dream ended when I woke up and my mom texted me that my cat was trying to eat my grandpa's cereal from his bowl - Fyodor slanderer anon (wtf was this dream)

AGAIN, HOW DO U GET SUCH INTERESTING DREAMS.... I'd die to see Leon or any bsd characters in my dreams 😭😭😭 ALSO BSD APOCALYPSE AU??? 🤔🤔🤔

[ishantaimni]

Istg "Don't give up on me" by Andy Grammer felt different before i watched Five Feet Apart.

Strikes right in the core or soul or heart or whatever 🥺❤️‍🩹

I avoided watching it because ik it'll be heartbreaking but it was worth it, I'm not crying...maybe i am but wtf i am a grown up and i can cry whenever i want 😭