#grabs the package

[king0fcrows]

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[wolfythewitch]

mental note to stop doing anything math/shipping related at 3am clearly you are not awake enough for this

[unhingedmess]

merlin & arthur, in camelot: we made it!

knight, left behind for the umpteenth time: do i mean nothing to you?

part 2

part 3

[backatitagainatichirakus]

Obkk au in which Obito has a bit less self control and openly stalks Kakashi when he's out of the village (he's not dumb enough to let people find out he can get inside Konoha anytime he wants) and it's a whole thing.

In canon everybody always recognizes Kakashi everywhere he goes. "The copy nin" "Kakashi of the Sharingan" in this au everyone knows that everywhere Kakashi goes, the weirdo with the mask is never far behind. It's even on the bingo book, "Hatake Kakashi. Sharingan user, Ninjutsu specialist. Signature jutsu: chidori. Last living student of the fourth Hokage. Constantly shadowed by a masked man."

It's driving everybody nuts. Danzo tried to kill Kakashi once, sent his root agents after him and they were slaughtered before they could even make contact. There was a note on one of them with a doodle of the stalker's mask.

The Hokage can't afford to keep one of his best soldiers inside the village, so every time Kakashi departs he does it in disguise, through hidden exits. Yet no matter what they try, the moment Kakashi steps outside the masked man is there, sitting on a branch, staring at him silently.

He never looks away.

Konan and Nagato pity him (and also are EXTREMELY confused).

At first Kakashi used to attack him, but his attacks went through him and he thought he was going nuts until one mission he went out with a team and turned out they could see him too, and they also could not touch him.

The man never spoke, never attacked.

Until Kakashi almost takes a sword to the back, but instead of the pain of steel breaking through armor and flesh, he only feels a warm spray of blood hitting the back of his neck. He turns, startled, and sees his stalker, closer than ever before, holding the freshly ripped off head of the enemy Shinobi that almost took his life.

When the information that the man would interfere if Kakashi's life was truly in danger, the smartest people ran the moment Kakashi showed up. The others lost their lives, usually by Kakashi's hand. The other times the masked man would interfere and easily dispose of those threats.

Kakashi got attacked almost exclusively with genjutsu and paralytics afterwards, always aiming to incapacitate, never to kill. Which was very annoying in Kakashi's opinion, but after a few years he got used to it.

Needless to say, the wave mission went very differently, with Zabuza cursing to high heavens the moment he recognizes who he is facing.

What the hell is he supposed to do now, the man's speciality is silent assassination. Killing is so easy, too easy. He's been doing it since he was five, he's a prodigy at it! He doesn't know how to incapacitate in a way that doesn't end up with someone losing a limb. What if he hits Kakashi too hard and the guy drops dead, huh? What then?

A few meters away, Haku sits on a branch besides the famous masked man, staring down at a group of bemused genin and one old man, an extremely embarrassed jounin, and Zabuza pacing in front of them, ranting and cursing and swinging kurikiribōchō around.

[thebibliosphere]

Tw: restricted medical diet, missing hunger cues, death, general food and chronic illness stuff. (It's a good post tho)

Being able to eat cereal again has unlocked something actually feral in me. I'm so used to not being able to grab a quick little snack that won't have Medical Consequences later that I've pretty much gotten used to just... turning my hunger cues off and running at a deficit of calories.

It takes me literal hours to eat a bag of crisps because if I don't eke it out, my body will reject it. I can't have most fruits because my body will reject them. Raw vegetables will send me to the ER. All the foods I can eat require labor, either past or present, and when you're already running on a deficit of energy from chronic pain and constant hunger, well, that's easier said than done.

But being able to do something as simple as eating cornflakes, either with or without milk, and not have my body go into an anaphylactic meltdown is... This is game-changing.

When I say it has awoken something feral in me, I'm being literal. It's hunger. I'm feeling hunger, and for the first time in literal years, I'm able to sate it without having to burn up precious energy to do it.

And it's just so achingly normal that it feels like it shouldn't be a big deal. It feels ridiculous to feel tearful over a thing like cornflakes. But when I consider the fact that in 2019, I almost died from malnutrition because my nervous system was shutting down, and I couldn't eat anything because my MCAS was so advanced everything was sending me into anaphylaxis I, I just. Yeah.

Crying over cornflakes on a Monday night.

Just MCAS 'remission' things... ✌

[dreadfutures]

For my birthday maybe you could

do a good deed to a stranger even if it is small; pass on a good deed that was done to you

donate to a charity supporting trans youth, victims of domestic violence, refugees, or palestine

pitch your favorite, most formative book to me

[jaybirdscoffee]

You can only pick one:

Optiratch have been married since before the war

Or

Optiratch never got to admit their feelings and op died wondering if they could have been happy

okay see this is one of my favorite topics of discussion at the moment because while i wish for these sad old men to be happy and gay married, i don’t think that would be narratively satisfying, at least for me. i’m an angst lover at heart, and the second option feels much more real to me.

going deeper into this, though, i like to think ratchet spent so much time mourning optimus, thinking about what could have been if optimus had lived, if it hadn’t been necessary to revive the planet. the end of predacons rising lives forever in my mind:

“optimus, i didn’t return to save a life, just to lose the one i care most about.”

that right there is the closest thing to anything canon that exists, but i honestly think it speaks for itself. what i actually think, if i didn’t have to pick just one, is that optimus was aware of ratchet’s feelings, and harbored his own and did what he could to express it in small ways, but ultimately could not bring himself to actually tell ratchet, whether that be because optimus thought it would be selfish of him to do so, or because he physically couldn’t (i think a lot about the matrix and all the ways that it possibly inhibits optimus emotionally and the divide between OPTIMUS PRIME and what’s left of Orion Pax).

[dailydoseofdragon]

Day 348- Waiting for a package

[danizmomota]

Guess he accidentally bought the wrong “Yam” seeds!

just a silly story I came up with :]

[dailyfrank]

[crystalpallette]

get you a girl who can give you everything

this started a long long time ago when I made a joke about how sega should put ringo in more dresses, and then my friend reminded me that oh yeah!! I can do that instead!!! and then one thing led to another and we joked about punk ringo and I drew that too. using ringo like a dressup doll is so cathartic it's kinda crazy

some bonuses (original designs, timelapse) under the cut bc I like these designs!! I might do some more with them!! please disregard the band poster in the first second of the timelapse that's something else!!!

[lynxfrost13]

Giving HOPR units chewing gum as a necessary stabilization item is so bigbrained of me. Imagine the Nation Approved TM HOPR bubblegum they could sell

[herblazinglook]

ITS HERE ITS HERE ITS HERE

this fic means so much to me, more than i can ever say, and getting to have this gorgeous hardcover version of it in my hands is frankly overwhelming. thank you @pebblysand for writing this incredible story and for going the extra mile to give your readers this beautiful gift.

castles is probably my favorite fic of all time and i cannot recommend it enough.

[lesbiangiratina]

Thank fuck i woke up at like 8 and resolved to hang out in the living room until the mail came because i requested redelivery on a package that needed a signature… usps doesnt tell you shit but well reddit said it would still need to be signed for… but my Mail Daily Digest didnt say i had any packages coming today so i thought usps was just ignoring the request (again) and i went back to sleep… but no it was just dropped off while i was asleep… i got the Dgaf mailman this time thank youuuuuu!!!!

[anxiously-sidequesting]

Sometimes I have actually insightful and interesting things to say about w101 and other times I say useless things like I want to carry around Wizard101 NPCS under my arms like exhausted and surrendered cats while I swing them around and slap their backs and shoulders like I'm proudly showing them off to strangers

[osarina]

mom stop opening my fucking packages challenge