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#*deep sigh*#I’m out of eyeliner so I asked my husband to go get some eyeliner from the store down the street#(I didn’t go myself because my Barbie outfit is very costumey and I’m self conscious)#and all I asked him was: please get black and not brown#literally doesn’t matter what brand just not brown#he took a photo of what I use as reference#told me: I found your brand!#grabs the package#he gets back#of COURSE he got brown#he didn’t understand the lids don’t signify the color#and I understand WHY he was confused#but why the hell did he think I would specify the color so strongly#if ALL of them were just black?#and stuff like this has happened soooooo many times#buying the wrong food the wrong tools the wrong household items#because he just WILL NOT pay attention and READ packages#it’s so frustrating
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mental note to stop doing anything math/shipping related at 3am clearly you are not awake enough for this
#sources: whatever the fuck is going on with me and my courrier rn#them: hey uhh there's a package here with no label?#me distinctly remembering grabbing an extra package and trying to remember if i'm one over or not: that's not great
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merlin & arthur, in camelot: we made it!
knight, left behind for the umpteenth time: do i mean nothing to you?
part 2
part 3
#yh i know knights are meant to lay their life down for their king#but just imagine your king#at the face of any danger#grabs his manservant by the scruff of his neck and makes a run for it#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur#package secured#memes that were divined to me in a dream (took undeserved nap before deadline)
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Tw: restricted medical diet, missing hunger cues, death, general food and chronic illness stuff. (It's a good post tho)
Being able to eat cereal again has unlocked something actually feral in me. I'm so used to not being able to grab a quick little snack that won't have Medical Consequences later that I've pretty much gotten used to just... turning my hunger cues off and running at a deficit of calories.
It takes me literal hours to eat a bag of crisps because if I don't eke it out, my body will reject it. I can't have most fruits because my body will reject them. Raw vegetables will send me to the ER. All the foods I can eat require labor, either past or present, and when you're already running on a deficit of energy from chronic pain and constant hunger, well, that's easier said than done.
But being able to do something as simple as eating cornflakes, either with or without milk, and not have my body go into an anaphylactic meltdown is... This is game-changing.
When I say it has awoken something feral in me, I'm being literal. It's hunger. I'm feeling hunger, and for the first time in literal years, I'm able to sate it without having to burn up precious energy to do it.
And it's just so achingly normal that it feels like it shouldn't be a big deal. It feels ridiculous to feel tearful over a thing like cornflakes. But when I consider the fact that in 2019, I almost died from malnutrition because my nervous system was shutting down, and I couldn't eat anything because my MCAS was so advanced everything was sending me into anaphylaxis I, I just. Yeah.
Crying over cornflakes on a Monday night.
Just MCAS 'remission' things... ✌
#chronic health tag#MCAS#I'm so scared to say it's in remission#I am so so scared#but it's like#I'm drinking soda#I'm eating packaged foods#and I'm not going into spontaneous anaphylaxis?#like I'm not about to eat any of the foods that I *know* kill me but like...#I'm finally getting over 2000 calories a day for the first time in five years#is this... is this what... who...#*sweats nervously*#and I know recovery is non-linear with shit like this#but at the same time#I am grabbing onto this with both hands and RUNNING with it
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For my birthday maybe you could
do a good deed to a stranger even if it is small; pass on a good deed that was done to you
donate to a charity supporting trans youth, victims of domestic violence, refugees, or palestine
pitch your favorite, most formative book to me
#personal#or yknow#draw me solas and solavellan uwu#but for real my bus driver and i had such a lovely heartwarming convo about passing on good deeds#buying something at the grocery store for someone who was about to get caught shoplifting#going into target to grab an unhoused person a package of bottled waters#yknow#things she and i see frequently and do as often as we can#the world can be a good place when we care for each other#so yeah#spread the love or show me something that taught you how to love
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You can only pick one:
Optiratch have been married since before the war
Or
Optiratch never got to admit their feelings and op died wondering if they could have been happy
okay see this is one of my favorite topics of discussion at the moment because while i wish for these sad old men to be happy and gay married, i don’t think that would be narratively satisfying, at least for me. i’m an angst lover at heart, and the second option feels much more real to me.
going deeper into this, though, i like to think ratchet spent so much time mourning optimus, thinking about what could have been if optimus had lived, if it hadn’t been necessary to revive the planet. the end of predacons rising lives forever in my mind:
“optimus, i didn’t return to save a life, just to lose the one i care most about.”
that right there is the closest thing to anything canon that exists, but i honestly think it speaks for itself. what i actually think, if i didn’t have to pick just one, is that optimus was aware of ratchet’s feelings, and harbored his own and did what he could to express it in small ways, but ultimately could not bring himself to actually tell ratchet, whether that be because optimus thought it would be selfish of him to do so, or because he physically couldn’t (i think a lot about the matrix and all the ways that it possibly inhibits optimus emotionally and the divide between OPTIMUS PRIME and what’s left of Orion Pax).
#i have thoughts and feelings and i answered this as fast as i could#because i got excited#i also think RiD15 squandered so much and butchered characterizations#so much wasted potential all neatly packaged into yet another halfassed cash grab on hasbro’s part#and there is not enough fanfic#transformers#maccadam#transformers prime#optimus prime#tfp#ratchet#optiratch#predacons rising
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Guess he accidentally bought the wrong “Yam” seeds!
just a silly story I came up with :]
#POV Kakashi needed Yam for a recipe#only for him to be a little too tired and grabbed the wrong package#…he now owns a mini Yamato#And he can’t do anything but take care of the little guy#naruto#naruto fanart#kakashi hatake#hatake kakashi#yamato tenzo#yamato#Art#my art#my art <3#digital art#sketch#doodles#Chibi#cute#dani is bored
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get you a girl who can give you everything
this started a long long time ago when I made a joke about how sega should put ringo in more dresses, and then my friend reminded me that oh yeah!! I can do that instead!!! and then one thing led to another and we joked about punk ringo and I drew that too. using ringo like a dressup doll is so cathartic it's kinda crazy
some bonuses (original designs, timelapse) under the cut bc I like these designs!! I might do some more with them!! please disregard the band poster in the first second of the timelapse that's something else!!!
#everyone look at my girl isnt she so pretty#puyo puyo#ringo ando#my stuff#please look at the timelapse it nicely packages a week of suffering into a minute :)#you cant tell at all from the recording. but all those teeny tiny scallops on ringo's dress? i drew all of those by hand#because the scallop brush i downloaded didnt look right. it never does why do i have that#plus the lace cutouts on the bottom i also drew by hand because i wanted them to look kinda like bunches of apple seeds#but thats not really a thing you can search for- 'lace brush that looks like apple seeds' is wildly specific#there's probably an identical brush to what i painstakingly drew by hand but dont tell me about it i want to think i did that for a reason#punk ringo on top was a lot less work on the lineart bit except for that godforsaken guitar#i had to make sure it looked right and it took forever#but what punk ringo gave me the most trouble with was posing#i knew i wanted an arm out to mirror lolita ringo but thw initial draft was meant to be her holding the guitar the opposite way she is now#(as in her hand was gonna be backwards)#and do you know how hard it is to balance a guitar like that. i had to grab my guitar and do a photoshoot to see what was most natural#while still having leg up arm out#this was fun to do even if i had about three crises in the middle of it#i tried doing my old rendering style again after a while and it was fun too#lolita ringo gave me a bit of trouble in the fact that my brain couldnt handle the dress being shaded but the apples being flat#but we got it lmao. i dont know if ill ever do this again it took too long#but maybe half of the time was because suddenly halfway through everybody needed my help for something or other that required me to leave#anyway wow thats enough rambling. i should go to bed now
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Giving HOPR units chewing gum as a necessary stabilization item is so bigbrained of me. Imagine the Nation Approved TM HOPR bubblegum they could sell
#this is inspired directly by me being an absolute menace who needs to Bite#anyway I wanted to give them some more specific stabilization details I feel like they’re still too broad#they’re probably given gum bc the other option is a HOPR who will just grab the nearest easily shreddable item and reduce it to smithereens#so that’s something easy they can package and give to hoopoe dorms pretty easily and have diff flavors of it etc#and again the mentioned easy mascot right there for a national product :]#now I wanna design packaging with a cute lil HOPR mascot… wails in not enough time rn#hopr#blorbo tag
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Sometimes I have actually insightful and interesting things to say about w101 and other times I say useless things like I want to carry around Wizard101 NPCS under my arms like exhausted and surrendered cats while I swing them around and slap their backs and shoulders like I'm proudly showing them off to strangers
#brought to you by the persistent mental image of me carrying ceren around under my arm like a non-fragile package#also brought to you by the “well i can hold him like this” (shows a guy holding a kitten in a funky matter) tumblr post#i also like to do this with anyone's ocs. i like to grab them like they're tiny and pick them up by the waist like they're clueless kittens#me humming as i pick up malorn duncan nolan off the floor. they're strewn about with arms and legs spread wide because they're tired#wizard101#w101#wiz101#text posts#im allowed to post something useless every now and then#i dont think of smart things all the time this is actually the default state. smart posts come like butterflies. not all the time#who do y'all imagine picking up like this and slinging ober your shoulder like a sack. ceren really is That Guy for me#i cradle malorn like he's fragile but i will just sling ceren and nolan over my back like bags of rice#i need to get some adequate sleep USKSJAOABSU
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mom stop opening my fucking packages challenge
#im so mad lol#she does this every time i order something#opens it and then says 'ohhh i didnt check the name'#except every time#i tell her i have a package coming#so she knows not to open it#and she does it anyway#and i asked my asshole siblings to grab it for me before she got to it#knowing she always opens it#and they both ignored me#one sitting on his computer#the other sitting downstairs 10 feet away on her phone#im so mad lmfao like im actually about to start crying#and its only my packages she does this with#because whenever someone else gets a package here#she sees the name#and puts it to the side#but she badgered me in the car about what it was + i didnt tell her and now she has the nerve to try to lie to me and say she didn't see my#name like ok
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All orders have been packaged up today! I gotta get some more comics printed (I miscalculated how many I needed) but with any luck, all orders will be shipped out next week!
#Shop update#I'll also need to grab some slightly different sized packages for ones with keychains#but here's that final stretch!#I've never done a shop before so this has been eye opening
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archeological evidence shows that people in this time period believed obsessively checking their phone would make sure their deliveries arrive faster
#i post#where is my fucking thing. grabbing the tracking number by the shoulders and shaking it until my fucking package falls out
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Applying to an apartment with little income and terrible credit score, in hopes that they'll be desperate enough to take me
#im not even getting my hopes up for this one folks#but this same company rook me when i had no rental history so maybe?#unlikely for the aforementioned piss poor income and credit score#im just praying they remember me feom when i used to rent from them and liked me enough then to take me again#the bathroom is not in the apartment btw#that's the wildest thing. like its a basic studio with a kitchen closet and main area#but you have to go across the hall. to the private bathroom#im hoping they realize that thats wild and give me the apartment#i neeeeed to leave my parents house. and i really miss that city the apartment is in#i wish there was a little essay section where i could tell the landlord how much i like the city#and that ill get a better job once i live there and my parents are going to pay my first month and security deposit#that would be nice#i applied knowing that i won't get it but also knowing that i cant get it if i dont try#mostly i just miss that city#there was a really nice coffee shop within walking distance of my apartment#(the apartment i applied to is next door to the building i used to live in so same area which is great)#but i didnt have wifi so i would go there a lot to do work. it was so cozy in the winter especially#and i went on a lot of walks. so i wiuld swing by there and grab a drink to sip on my walk#and it was literally within sight of a great lake. a literal great lakw of Michigan lol#i loved walking along the lake on a nice day. or a windy day and just watch the waves crash#and my favorite band is feom that city so i got to see so many of their performances. and theyre a small band so the most i ever paid#was $50 and that was for the vip package. i saw them for $10 once. and free once. and $50 for the vip#its a big art and music city and i love it so much. i miss it so fucking much and i regret leaving#but at least it made me realize that no other city is for me. that city is my home#oh and it was literally right next to a bug beautiful library that i loved to wander. i still have my library card from there#mostly used it to print stuff and you have to pay at the box next to the printer. and one time i forgot to pay. i still feel bad about that#but i dont want to reminisce too much cuz i know i wont get it#im trying to pay off my credit cards to bring up my credit score but its slow going#its much nearer my gf and all my friends so i would love to live near them. rn im hours away from about everyone i love#i ran out of tags. maybe pray for me if you pray? or just hope for me. i dont want to let myself want this but its there
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#school rumble#i could write an essay on it#actually i have#one of the most powerful stories ever written gah it drives me crazy that it comes in such a strange package#the story so powerful the animation team rejected the manga's bs to give the characters the finale they deserved#even though they were forced to retcon it in the final 2 episodes to push for another season#literally they just end the story on episode 19 and hard pivot to movie parody skits/vacation specials for the rest of the episodes#it's magical#until the episode 25 does the ''ohhh nooo they forgot the whole thing and put us right back where we started uh oh whoops''#''awww looks like we're gonna have to have another season''#literally#anyway if i ever start feeling emotions im probably going to start school rumble posting and never stop#schoolrum's so stupid you can only appreciate it emotionally#it's not like nichijou where theres still all this artistry and richness you can still engage with if youre cut off heartwise#i didnt even have emotions when i first watched it but it was still powerful enough to make a visceral impact#but at this point im just too far gone i need a bit of heartspace before i can have any chance of actually registering any of it again#<- finally caved and posted a schoolrum rant after like 5 and a half years on here#its the kind of series that lurks forgotten for years at a time#until one day it jumps out and grabs you and refuses to let go until you rewatch it again#best dub in history btw you didnt know english localization and voice acting could be this good#knocks the original japanese out of the park and truly ties everything together#nichijou japanese and school rumble english are the two best animation dubs of all time
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