#im so mad lol

[toaster-fire-art]

tumblr censored me with a mature violence lable so i am reposting it without the blood to see what happens :))

[blackacid]

hey marauders fandom! just an aggressively unfriendly reminder that stealing an artists depiction of sirius or remus and using AI to generate more art in that artist’s exact same style & design - is incredibly fucked up :) stop that :)

[osarina]

mom stop opening my fucking packages challenge

[stepfordgoth]

Question for any women over 30 who might be following me: does the PMS acne ever stop or will I seriously be dealing with this shit until menopause? I'm currently PMSing and experiencing a breakout reminiscent of being about 13 years old and it's driving me absolutely nuts. I'll be 30 later this year and I typically have great, clear skin so it's definitely a shock to have breakouts like this (even though it happens most months. This month is particularly bad for some reason). Also is there anything I should be doing for PMS acne aside from my usually skincare?

[stayatsam]

well the coworker who's been harassing me (and now ive learned another coworker) got a big promotion

[yuinini]

dominik mysterio eats boggers

[objuct]

yaaay i get to go another week without my inhaler because the doctor won't fill my prescription until i see him. pipebomb emoji

[ragingbullmode]

this lady at the park got all mad at my dad for kicking her dog when 1) her dog was leashless despite signs saying to leash up 2) this dog grabbed kiki & tried to run off with her (luckily mostly grabbed her harness 3) shes fiddling with her phone while her german shepard is running unwatched in an area with a lot of smaller animals being walked

like of course he kicked ur dog. ur dog was literally trying to run off with ours after attacking her & wtf were we supposed to do in the few seconds it took for this dog to show up out of no where ?? it happened so fast we couldnt even tell if this animal was gripping kiki by her skin or the harness of course we panicked man ! shes so small compared to a shepard the first thought we had was this dog was going to kill kiki 😭

[charrbones]

twitter restore my account challenge

[slushiecafe]

very sorry about a lot of my art being such low quality??? not sure if its a compression thing or something else, but ill fix it! will probably be reuploading a couple of them ;-;

[natandacat]

Pharmacist thinks I shouldn't drink even with moderation 😭😭😭😭

[baby-prophet]

why the fuck would anyone want to eat outside with the air being like it is. motherfucker I'll kill you 😡

[mh2o29]

he mad as hellllll

alt version with overlay bc I ❤️ overlay layers

ok so now to give yall a tiny life update because I know I haven’t posted in a while lol

basically i graduated art school!!! got a whole ass degree now but the downside is that i got hit like a truck with 4 years worth of burnout and lost the ability to draw for like 2 months lmfao

but I saw this meme and i knew… i had to push through and make my return (also i tried out a new brush and that helped a lot too LOL)

so yeah enjoy and if you read this far you’re cool

[transthatfag]

give them blood blood gallons of the stuff :)

[iheartmonaco]

HI CAN YOU PLEASE WRITE A FULL FIC ON THE VERSTAPPEN GOOD BOY TEXTS PLEASEEE

Good Boy

MV1 X GN!reader

Summary: max verstappen with a praise kink that's it that's the fic

Warnings: suggestive

Inspired by these texts

It started as a joke, really, when you said "you're such a good boy" to Max for the first time.

What shocked you was his reaction to it— the Dutchman, blunt as ever, replied, "I want to hear that in your actual voice, not through texts."

So here you were, with Max's head in your lap, petting him like he does to the cats. A soft sigh left his half-open mouth. You couldn't help but think of it as the perfect opportunity to try out what could be an amazing new addition to your sex lives.

As Max was coming close to the end of his ramble about the day's race, you ran your fingers through his hair and spoke softly, "You did so good today, baby. I'm so proud of you."

It was barely the starting, just typical praise you would always give him after a race, but his reaction was always so adorable you couldn't help but melt. Featherlight pink dusted his cheeks. "Mhm," he replied, lips pressed together in a small smile.

"Such a good boy, always making me so proud."

Heat rushed to his cheeks, cherry red now, as he struggled to keep a straight face. "Thank you, schatje."

You resumed patting his head, cooing softly, "You like that, baby? Like when I call you a good boy?"

Max was looking up at you with sultry eyes and his pupils blown wide. "Yeah," he whispered.

"Then why don't you get on your knees and give me a good reason to call you that, hm?" Max moved instantly, on his knees in front of you in what seemed to be 2 seconds at most. "You know what to do, right, pretty boy?"

He nodded, lips parted as his chest heaved for oxygen. He looked a little dizzy, pupils blown out and blushing down to his chest, and you were loving the effect the simple words had on him.

"Words, baby."

He swallowed dryly, his breath on your thigh. "Yes, schatje, please. Let me please you."

You decided to tease him a while longer, cupping his chin with one hand. "And why should Iet you do that, baby?"

His fingers toyed with the waistband of your sweatpants. "Because I wan— I wanna be a good boy. For you."

You lifted you hips, letting him take your pants off. "Oh, you already are, Max...

"you're such a good boy."

[rendevok]

“Take my hand” a comic for NaruMitsu Week 2023

day 1 - lies & secrets - 2 - 3 - 4