#grützi!!!!

[soapsbaby]

i feel like i am wasting the fact that i am a native german speaker by not writing könig smut

[octuscle]

I know you 'produce' a lot of athletes in soccer, football and so on but I'd like to become an ice hockey star - maybe I can replace an actual player and you find another solution for him? I'm open for your suggestions but nice abs are a must 😉

Monday morning. 08:30. Start of duty at the call center. The phones are ringing off the hook. It's going to be another great week, you can feel it. There's still slush on the streets of Berlin outside. Somehow spring is not coming at all this year. After the third caller who berates you for things you can't do anything about, you're already fed up. You greet the fourth caller with a friendly "Grützi". Shit, where does your Swiss accent come from… You're actually from northern Germany… Nonsense! Bern is not in northern Germany. You are proudly Swiss. The other colleagues here have always made fun of your accent…

Thank God you survived this morning. During your lunch break, you go for a run through the park. Your body needs exercise, otherwise you'll get cranky. This morning it was still bloody cold outside in Nashville. But the temperature is rising rapidly. In the early afternoon, it should finally be well over 20 degrees Celsius again. Eh, you mean 68 degrees Fahrenheit, of course. You just can't get used to the strange units of measurement here in the USA. But you'll learn that too.

The afternoon shift at the gym is always relaxed. There are hardly any people working out. Plenty of free space to do a bit of training yourself. You love to confuse new customers. With your roots in the Balkans, most people here think you're an Arab. And when you speak English with your Swiss accent, nobody knows what to believe. After 4 p.m. you have more to do. That's when some of the ice hockey team come to train. They're professionals, they're fun to talk to. Better than overweight pensioners who want to get in shape. Hehehe, but they usually tip better…

The Predators have a public practice tonight. You saw they're looking for a new fitness trainer. Ice hockey was already your passion back home in Switzerland. Now to be under contract with one of the best clubs in the world... That would be a hot deal! And you know a few of the guys quite well by now, maybe someone will put in a good word for you. A few of the less experienced fans ask you if you're an injured professional. Because you're not on the ice. Yes, you really don't look like the typical fan in your jersey….

The alarm clock rings at 05:30. You're awake two seconds earlier. Even though your family's roots are in the Balkans, you were born and raised in Bern. You are a Swiss precision instrument. Always on time. And your shots almost always hit the mark. Training on the ice starts at 09:00. Before that, you want to do your eight-mile lap and spend an hour on the weights. Last season you weren't fit enough, you missed a lot of time due to injury. That shouldn't happen to you again this season. Hard and controlled training. That's the only way to stay at the top!

Dude, you're a machine! Captain of the team. The first Swiss player to be awarded the James Norris Memorial Trophy as the NHL's best defenseman. You're one of the players with the highest advertising revenue. Some attribute it to your eight-pack. Others attribute it to your discipline and reliability. But you still have a little quirk. You call your helmet Roman. You haven't told anyone why…

[untotes-lesewirrwarr]

Gibt es eine spezielle Anforderung, die eingehalten werden muss um sich vorzustellen? Also, ehm, Grützi. :D

Ich bin einfach nur Masu, die derzeit versucht den Stapel der Schande abzubauen. In dem Sinne, der meiner Bücher. Ich eskalier regelmäßig bei meiner liebsten Buchhändlerin und schaff es nicht hinter her zu kommen.

Hält es mich auf noch mehr zu kaufen? Nein. Mein Ziel ist es einfach mehrere hohe Regale voll mit Büchern zu haben. Darunter natürlich auch Mangas.

Ich möchte versuchen mein Chaos mit euch zu teilen, den Struggle teilweise Motivation zum lesen zu finden oder auch nur Meinungen zu Büchern. Euch von meiner eigenen Idee eines Buchtagebuchs erzählen, da mir die herkömmlichen nicht gefallen.

Lets get ready to rumble. :D

[letopotato]

Schnell, schnell! Heiße Kartoffel! 🔥🥔🔥

Lieblings-Ghoul (FO) und Lieblings-Android/Gynoid/Synthetic Lifeform (Any Media), sach an!

Und liebe Grüße!!

grützi! ähem:

DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY AUS GOODNEIGHBOR. 100% würde alles stehen und liegen lassen, um die Bibliothek mit ihr zusammen wieder zu eröffnen WENN MAN MICH LASSEN WÜRDE hhhhh Nick Valentine ist und bleibt auf Platz 1. My one and only robo-dad. I love him and he loves me. So many emotions, not enough words.

Aaaaber Luther und Connor aus Detroit: Become Human kommen doch ziemlich nah ran. :D

[tarazok]

Tzitz, grützi!

Schwyz kanton, Lauerzersee ès Luzerni tó környéke, valamint egy új barát

[dont-hold-me-up-now]

Grützi und Hallo, ich will kein Müsli oder so

Gib mir ein hundertprozentiges Tütchen voller Koks

Frühstück auf dem Klo

Laber keine Scheiße man, warum soll das nicht gehen?

Junge, weißt du, wen du vor dir hast? Kolumbiens Nummer 10!

[pomelowatches]

Welcome to Pomelo

Hello, Bonjour, Guten Tag, Ciao, Grützi. Daniel and Charles here. And welcome to Pomelo. Pomelo was born from a desire to showcase our interest in the beautiful design and functions that exist behind watches: from vintage to modern, complicated to simple.

You might be thinking, “Oh, great. Another watch blog?”

True. But we’re a bit different. We’re here to show you that, while watches can sometimes be complicated and overwhelming, they don’t always have to be. In fact, we believe that some of the best watches can be quite the opposite: fun and beautifully simple.

We’ll be providing you with content that showcases some of the best in watches from around the world, all in a simple, enjoyable and easy to understand way. From Japan to Germany, Switzerland to the U.K. – we’ll be covering it all.

Hope you enjoy the ride.

D & C.

[staterashopschweiz-blog]

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[masshake-fansupport]

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[hnsmeer]

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