#govt job in up

[theradicalace]

Please tell me about the government buzzy has to run. I must know what her duties are

oh buzzy's a FUN one. you'd think a town with approximately forty total people in it wouldn't be too hard to deal with, government-wise, but this is treetown we're talking about.

dealing with a town that's essentially the embodiment of murphy's law would be hard enough on it's own, but on top of that, she's the only one doing it! so her duties pretty much amount to Everything.

she has to figure out everything from how to allocate treetown's pathetic amounts of money, to the endless repairs and cleanup that come with bumbling superheros and hair trigger serial killers. she also has to field every concern/complaint/suggestion that the townspeople come to her with, from giggles' 200th environmental petition to yet another call about a building that needs to be rebuilt because it fell down and killed a bunch of people.

she's stretched pretty thin, and time and money are limited resources, so she has to prioritize what she handles. meaning she doesn't always have time to deal with things like a couple of pesky raccoons with sticky fingers, or that sailor guy who she can't seem to find any records of existing.

she'd love to reach out to the neighboring towns for resources, but for some reason that she can't quite make heads or tails of, the phone lines that work just fine IN town never seem to be able to connect to anywhere outside town limits.

[letgomaggie]

Should I continue watching my nth re-watch of Bad Buddy OR should I pick up where I left off Pluto the Series OR should I finish watching Peaceful Property EP11 OR should I stew in my anxiety about the upcoming assembly elections in my state?

[snekdood]

i feel weird even claiming my family used to be considered "rich" bc a lot of yall immediately jump to having summer homes, 20 yachts, and enough money to save a country

[snickerdoodlles]

...ngl, enron musk acting like he can do to the US federal budget what he did to twitter is kinda funny

[the-everqueen]

i read crit theory for fun, i write rabbit-hole analyses of miniscule moments in performance, i care about my first-years so much--and i'm starting to think that maybe academia does not love me back. maybe there's nothing i could give it that would be Enough. maybe the academy would rather i ground myself to dust than give me one (1) thing. maybe i should start looking at non-ac jobs.

[tenacquity]

this is so important this is so important this is so important

makes an entire wallpaper out of these 4 screencaps worships it daily sacrifices my body, mind, and soul—

[angryisokay]

The biggest take away from true crime/missing person content is that police and government agencies are belligerently useless more often than not.

[lemonadeandlanguages]

Working with editors is fun

I just told my supervisor "combler un poste" is not considered proper french anymore and she went on a 10 minute rant about how that's stupid during our meeting

[istherewifiinhell]

did i ever get around to mentioning that my least favourite era of tf cartoons (2010-2017, all technically in the same 'continuity' even though. their obviously not actually. and also. that real bad comics lore) there is so much messaging around the idea that like "you need to stick up for yourself" but it will always be completely encounter to the way everyone acts, the meanness of the humour used, and that like... you have to stick up for yourself! against your direct superiors! no they are NOT beholden to you 'sticking up for yourself' and have no particular method of account. You just! Have to! and once you do! they will, ofc, due to their good nature, realise the error of their ways and redress.... i mean. maybe. at least until next episode?

do i think this has ANYTHING to do with how propagandist each show is regards to... the government, the military, police or even yeah religion, and or how they characterize their settings with having NO tf civilians/non combatants.... WELL.

[kicksnscribs]

So seeings how ai work still fucks me up at the mere thought of it maybe just maybe i can get over it if i vent my frustrations out on it here?

[quaranmine]

not me realizing that in my firewatch au grian couldnt even get the lookout job in the first place because hes british so he isn't a us citizen and it's a us govt job---

shhh maybe he's a volunteer. don't think to hard about it.

[artemisbarnowl]

Ya girl has just been offered a real govt job hell yeah

[silverislander]

wait my parents might've just had their first good suggestion in terms of careers. hang on. wait a second.

[reikunrei]

bro just for shits i was like lemme check out this stranger con thing i saw noah tweet out bc it’s like a 45 minute drive from my house maybe it’ll be a fun weekend excursion. and that shit is so expensive. oh my god. like i get that these fuckers are like Big Celebs but oh my god. $100 for an autograph?? ON TOP of the general admission fee??? bye omg

[bjornkram]

You're exaggerating but I once tried to apply for a retail job at a tourist trap in DC but one of the requirements was CIA security clearance and the pay was $11.50 an hour

Job Title: ENTRY LEVEL TECHNICIAN FOR DUM-DUMS. JOB FOR STUPID FUCKING BITCHES

Requirements: Masters Degree in Engineering (PhD Preferred), TEM, SAED, FUCKYOURSELF and EDX, Flexible work hours, Type O- blood, Five Years Experience

Compensation: $15.00 an hour

[naukrinetwork1]

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