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Pelicans, 2015-08-29

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homer, of Simpsons fame

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“She had exactly the German way; whatever was in her mind to be delivered, whether a mere remark, or a sermon, … or the history of a war, she would get it into a single sentence or die. Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.”

— Mark Twain, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court

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We void checks here we do NOT cash in Let the money slip away

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james and the giant pronoun

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stop reblogging james and the giant pronoun

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man appears in court for a speeding ticket only to discover that the sirens, lights, police car that pulled him over, and imposing cop with a rugged way about him who wordlessly gave him the ticket were all just sample tracks in a song that had been playing on the radio

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everyone is meeting me in the grotto

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todays selection of marketplace cats

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my dad has insanely annoying coffee