#gotta share the best one shared with me

[kindalikerackham]

I know 😎 we've 👯‍♂️ all 👫 been 🚗 RIDIN' 😚 with 🍆 big 🍆 dick 🍆 Biden 🇺🇸 but 😲 he 🏃 just 👶⛔👎🙅‍♂️ PULLED OUT 😿🍆💦➡️ of ❌ the 🏁 race 🏃😔😔🫡 Who ❓ will ❓ FILL 🤪 THE VOID 🕳️ now⁉️ KAMAMA 🍈🍈 is 💃 ready 💅 to 🍑 POP 🎉 HER 🕺 PUSSY 🐱 into 👆 the 🌟 presidency 🏛️ but 😧 who ❓ will ❓ get 🎁 the 🏆 biggest 😲 LOAD 💦 of 📦 votes 🗳️ stuffed 💦 into 💦 their BALL-ot 🌰🌰 📦 BOX 📦 at the CUMvention😩😩⁉️⁉️ Can ❓ they 💃 defeat 👊 the 💪 BIGGEST 😂 PUSSY 🐱 GETTER 😜 OF 🏆 ALL 🌍 TIME🤴🤴 in HOEvember ⁉️⁉️ Send 📧 this 👇 to 📲 🔟 of 🔥 your 😈 SLUTTIEST 😌💅 genocidaires 👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶💣👶🇵🇸🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂get 👍 10 🔟 back 🔄 you're 🦸 Corn 🌽 Pop 🥇 get ⬇️ 5️⃣ back 🔄 you 🥴 fell 🫃 out ⤵️ of 😝 a 🥥🌴🥥🌴C O C O N U T T R E E🌴🥥🌴🥥 get ⛔ 0️⃣ back 🔄 you're 🚫 a 😒 lying 🤥 dog 🐶 faced 😆 pony 🐴 soldier 🪖🎖️🤮

[coolnonsenseworld]

Samurai and Ninja in crappy pics because December here is under a constant cloud and I just want y'all to see them all golden and cute without learning how to take aesthetic pictures 🥴 💙❤️😆🥰

linktr.ee/Mezzy

[yache-berries]

*sends them off to Unova for their umpteenth honeymoon in my school's clubhouse room*

[pixelatedraindrops]

Yuma Month: Day 23: Hand Holding

“The more I held hands with Halara…the more tired I became…”

Prompt based on yet another fic of mine.

[lunasilvis]

2 months into 30.

Growing into somebody I can be genuinely, genuinely proud of. At night I rest well 🌛

[tj-crochets]

Hey y'all I generally don't give advice about work but I do have some advice for you today! If you, as a contractor, mess up doing something so spectacularly that you spent three days doing it wrong and it will take an additional three days undoing it before it can be done correctly, and you are calling the company you're contracted with to tell them: do NOT say during the same call where you are explaining your spectacular mistake that you are my "best [contractor]" and insist repeatedly that you are and keep pushing to try to get me to agree. Just don't.

[airenyah]

so i finally got to yank-kiss-yeet with my mom and when zo just leaves joke hanging after calling joke his boyfriend my mom (and me too actually) were already cracking up about it and then the scene continues and then the door opens and zo yanks joke inside and my mom laughs in surprise and goes "ahahah nice!!" and then they're kissing and my mom is like "that's a beautiful kissing scene. yeah, i get it now" and then zo yeets joke back out the door and we're laughing even harder and just continue to laugh all the way until the credits roll

[leslieseveride]

even if they do break up, how long do you think it's gonna last? i mean really?? they've both made it abundantly clear that they can't live without each other.

[atalana]

having one of those nights where i'm just. extremely frustrated about fatphobia's existence and the fact that whatever i do to try and change it will be a drop in the ocean and there'll always be people who think i'm just saying this because i'm lazy

[radioisntdead]

Accidentally stumbled onto the dark side of Tumblr again, DEAR GRACE SOME FOLKS NEED INTENSE THERAPY, or need to stop doing drugs, maybe both, my eyes, my poor, poor eyes, I need a holy water and bleach combo

Also I should watch gravity falls again

[barkingangelbaby]

wanna play the sims soooo baaaaad but bg3 takes up so much space I can't update it </3 maybe I'll ask N to help me clean out some stuff bc I simply Do Not Know things about computers lmao

[bunnyboy-juice]

btw anyone who tries sending me anon hate please know i dont answer publicly not bc u scare me or whatever but bc every time i get anon hate i take a screenshot, send it to my wife and best friend, and then we clown on you for being losers < 3

[kellystar321]

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[dallonwrites]

flashback is far too long but i had fun writing it. i was just being myself and being real

[risingsunresistance]

1. three songs that come up when you put your phone on shuffle

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12. three favourite songs from video games

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21. three songs of your childhood

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:DD (any or all ! yippeeee)

1. three songs that come up when you put your phone on shuffle

heaven, iowa - fall out boy

famous last words - my chemical romance

empire ants - gorillaz

12. three favorite songs from video games ... man 3 is NOT A LOT for someone like me 😭 gonna give these ones categories

i already used this one but. song im currently obsessed with: unsconscience - splatoon 3 side order DLC

song that reminds me of childhood in some way: sacred somnom woods : mario and luigi dream team

obligatory skyblock slot: journey in the sky

21. three songs of your childhood

prelude 12/21 - AFI thank you emo cousin for giving me your decemberunderground cd <3

onerepublic - all fall down this was my favorite song from my first digitally-owned album! nowadays i wish i had bought a cd but i was a kid with a new ipad and a gift card kjhfgjk

low - coldplay have very distinct memories of being at [friend]'s house and blasting this album and mylo xyloto through his speakers so that we could hear it in his yard

[nathandrakeisabottom]

Wait why you don’t write x reader anymore? I probably missed something important

hey friend!!

oh dude, ya girl went through a whole uc4-motivated self discovery emotional rollercoaster off camera, which was why she (she being me) disappeared in the first place. uc and the fandom itself just wasn't jiving with my very sensitive college-grad-during-pandemic-first-entering-the-world brain and it made me feel really sad about life and my place in it for a while. you know how us young folk put too much importance on media and whether or not it's trying to tell us what to do in life. it's a video game. my ass was playing it thinking i was never gonna be happy bc uc4's ending made me sad and i wasn't like elena. boo hoo.

anyway that's a lot of non-answer, but basically just because it all got too personal, i guess. i find it feels weird and inauthentic and honestly makes me a little sad lately to try to write for a general audience. uc4 fucked with me, man. it got personal. this wasn't no fandom shit anymore for funzies, it got me rethinking my LIFE, dude. I voice act and do mocap. Like, that's what I DO now. because i got horny once. it's too much power, man.

anyway in full simple truth, for my own sake, i think it's best to let the intimate, personal stuff stay intimate and personal. even if there is a part of me that would love to share them one day. i just dont know if it'll ever feel like the right, true thing to remove the 'me' part of my work.

i got the biggest fic of all damn time coming in hot that unloads every single thing i have to say about uncharted and basically life itself, so rest assured this bitch has done ANYTHING but stop writing, it's just become it's own thing. it's bizarre. nothing like this has ever happened with a fandom/piece of media before. lucky timing, i guess. or side effect from covid.

anyway i dont think there's any harm and it'd in fact bring me a lot of joy if you wanted to send in a request anyway. i 100% can't guarantee it'll be something that'll click, but maybe a bullet point list here and there wouldn't hurt. i can always see what i can do. or hell, maybe i'll send you a secret file from the vaults if you bribe me hard enough. i mean that.

thanks for the ask, it makes my little actor ass feel perceived by the loving public <3 aaaand makes me smile knowing there's still some of us roaches crawling through the tom holland wasteland

🧡 S