#gotta love women

[midnight-love-song]

Female horror/action films are so emotionally literate like it’s just 2 hours of people asking each other if they’re ok

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

Does anyone else here ship Ava x Lady Bishe from MID

I’ve never considered it before but I will for sure consider it now…

[thelightthatruins]

Dude how in the world did I miss my own holiday... I'm sorry, women... Happy late women's day, girls...

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF Mikes talk about their extended family..

[brighteuphony]

I love Chiyo- and I kind of headcanon her as a Witch of the Woods (Sands???) archetype- a bitter old woman who has sacrificed too much, experienced and committed more atrocities than anyone can imagine, and who knows the truth about what lies in the hearts of men to live among the villages anymore.

In my AU she's got a pretty dark backstory. Back in time when Villages were just getting established, women weren't allowed to be shinobi in the same capacity as men. There was too much warring and death among the clans to risk women, so they were only ever allowed to serve as spies or medics. (Chiyo started off as a medic).

And like any military/fascist dictatorship, serving the state was more important than anything else- so women who were kunoichi were given missions to steal and return with powerful bloodlines. Even before villages, this was a common fear among clans (which is why so many of them have protective measures and inbreed/arrange matches very carefully).

Chiyo was one such woman, who took a X-rated mission in her youth because she was told it would 'serve her nation'. There was a powerful bloodline whose Kekkei Genkai could harden sand to something akin to Steel- something Suna very desperately wanted.

Chiyo succeeded in her mission, but despite the veneer of 'serving your nation', when she returned, she was considered, in her words, "Just another whore."

Then when her son didn't manifest the bloodline- it was worse, but Chiyo was happy because that meant her son was HERS. (This is when she met Enji, and he saved her son's life at great cost- so Chiyo owes him a blood/life debt.)

Then the war came, and they needed women to fight so now serving the nation meant something different, and Chiyo became a full fledged 'shinobi' and turned her healing towards poison and death- especially when she had to fight the Salamander.

Then she sealed Gaara and that was the atrocity straw that broke the camel's back and she dipped out Suna and retired to an oasis. She's still a healer, but adamantly refuses to serve shinobi.

Once again, thank you so much for these asks and all the support for this AU?

@youngpeacearbiter

[lastoneout]

Finding out that Melina is Messmer's sister is so interesting lore wise but ALSO really funny given that Melina says her mom set her on her path like damn Marika really popped out like a dozen babies and immediately went

[justmeandmyships]

How People think Laurie acted after Jo's rejection: Oh no! What am I going to do without Jo?! 😭😭😭 She's the love of my life. I loveeeee her...well I guess there's her annoying sister Amy, I guess I have to settle down and fix my broken heart. At least I'll be close to Jo 😭😭😭.

How Laurie (from the books) really acted: Oh no Jo rejected me...oh look there's Amy she looks so beautiful... what no. I need to cry for Jo...but I didn't know how much I missed Amy. thinks in Amy ... Laurie stop it You're in love with Jo... I'm supposed to stay here only for a few days but I stayed a whole month because being with Amy is so fun...no!!! I'm supposed to be sad... sad about whom? How was her name...why is Amy dancing with everyone but me 😭😭😭😭...I hate my childhood friend Fred suddenly like why does he exist?!!! 😑😑😑...oh right Jo!!!... I love her. Yes ...why I am not sad about her??!! I'm supposed to be heartbroken. I'm not this shallow. I'll proposed to Jo again and marry her even if I am miserable for the rest of my life before admitting my feelings weren't that deep and she was right....wait. why does Amy despise me 😭😭😭😭😭😭....writes an opera with a female lead exactly like Amy...Beth died, even though I'm closer to everyone else I'm going to travel across Europe and be there for Amy even if she despise me 😭😭😭. She needs me. Poor her.... wait do I love Amy?... how is this possible??...I wish we always pull the same boat, will you, Amy?.🥰🥰🥰

[ultraviolet-ink]

what are ur thoughts on phoenix and maya's relationship? saw a post the other day talking about how they're not really sibling coded and it got me thinking. (ie the fandom kinda shoe-horned them into that)

personally i think maya was ride or die for him from the moment he got arrested for her (see her offer to break him out of there) but didn't really see him as a sibling until later (maybe when she gives him the magatama?) whereas i think phoenix felt like he had to look after her for mia, but didn't really see her as a sibling until farewell my turnabout.

Honestly to me, they're just really good friends, legitimately the other person's best friend ever! Kind of like platonic soulmates if that makes sense! I used to also really lie the found family trope, but fandom just basically turned it into the nuclear family with extra steps, and that defeats the point of it to me. I definitely think they consider the other family, but there's not that specific role they'll assign to the other person-- just a sort of nebulous concept of family, like home is where the heart is rather than 'siBLiNgSsSsS!!", hence, platonic soulmates XD I really like your breakdown of the relationship, I think Maya definitely warmed up faster to Phoenix than he did to her, she just kind of seems like that kind of person that can figure out someone's vibes, where Phoenix is definitely a lot more guarded. She's not afraid to be more vulnerable, even as early as 1-4 where she says she wishes she didn't wake up. It definitely shows that Phoenix is still super guarded around her when he absolutely refuses to even talk about Edgeworth's "death". I think 2-4 was sort of a wake up call for him, not only because he had to step up to make sure Pearl was doing okay, but it was when he realized he really did care for Maya a lot, she's not the Chief's little sister, she's HIS friend Maya!! It really makes T&T really special where they kind of have this unique rapport that wasn't seen before, where Phoenix is somewhat more playful/relaxed/open with her (until the ex-girlfriend shaped elephant lingers in the room, which, honestly, fair, who would really want to open up about THAT mess?) So yeah, hope you enjoyed my little ramble!! :D

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

Hannibal being unable to not talk about Will while lying naked in bed with Alana is the same to me as Arthur being on a beautiful picnic with Gwen talking about his dream of running away to a farm with just Merlin

[muzsmocsing]

No way on dianxia's green earth is Pei Ming cishet full time. First of all, he has to have at least 2 PhDs on the history and complexities of lesbianism to even qualify as a love god and second, who else would the sapphics pray to about their problems? Ju Yang? What could general shwing-shlong do for them? Nothing, that's what.

[shrimshrim4fun]

The Proper Way: Chang li

Warning: pet play, pet names, eating out, praise

This isn’t how a good girl would act,no?” Chang li’s voice purrs as she looks down at you. She slightly tugs the leash in her hand which connects to the collar around your neck. You let out a small whimper as you murmur a small yes. She smiles down at you as kneel on the ground for her. “Do you think you deserve a second chance? A chance to redeem yourself as the proper puppy you are?” She asks. Her voice low and sultry her question like a piece of ripe fruit your eager to tear into.

You nod vigorously, eager to please her. “Good girl” she smiles as slips up her dress a little and slips down her panties. Tossing them aside as spreads her legs slightly. Using two of her fingers she spreads her folds open more as she chuckles softly as your eyes fill with hunger. “You like the view don’t you, puppy?” She tugs the leash more as you get pulled between her legs. “Dig in now, don’t leave a single drop or there will be consequences” she muses as she lays back against the soft bed. Without needing another word you dive between her folds. Tongue lapping eagerly, as you explore her.

She stifles a soft moan as her free hand moves to your hair and pulls. Her other hand still has a tight grip on the leash. “So eager to please as usual. Hehe..but I do think I prefer you this wa-” Her words get cut off as you suddenly plunge your tongue into her and she moans. Your hands looping around her thighs tighter as your nails dig deep indents into them. “Doing such a good job” she murmurs as her hand tightens around your hair as she climaxes over your tongue. You lap up every drop of her essence as she told you, savoring every drop l “We’re not finished yet puppy, get onto the bed” she tells you as you think to yourself: It’s gonna be a long night

I love this woman so much I cant express how much I love her 😭 I hope she’s not too OOC but overall I’m somewhat happy with what I came up with. I didn’t proof read it so there might be some grammar mistakes in general

[langernameohnebedeutung]

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[sesamestreep]

love it when Star Trek is like “ugh, do we HAVE to do sci-fi right now?? We wanna do a murder mystery instead!” and so they just do a murder mystery and then like in the last five minutes they’re like “and the murderer? was an alien! because this is Star Trek!” end credits created by gene roddenberry

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Vanny 🤝 TADC Pomni: being bullied by a rabbit

[kavalyera]

elder kindred yuri

[chez-cinnamon]

Chub and muscle Pomni truthers where you at???