#goth at heart but look like diva

[babiezomb]

just the other day <3

[pr3ttyf4wn]

Roman's No Nut November! aka a collection of prompts everyday of November that include angst and fluff from my various different au's and maybe some new ones! i dont know how consistent ill be but i will try! (a lot of these are Chris i fear..sorry matt girlies...) (and alot of these are fratboy!chris..im on a high)

Pink for fluff, blue for angst, and red for anything that i feel has a relatively big TW (body image issues, abuse, sh.)

"Do you think im spooky?" {goth!reader x fratboy!Chris}

2. "Am I weird?".."Yeah but so what? everybody's weird." {Whimsy!Reader x fratboy!Chris}

3. "Im a pretty impossible lady to be with." {Misunderstood!reader x fratboy!chris}

4. "Im not as think as you drunk i am" {sororitygirl!reader x nerd!matt }

5. "And i have a thing for brothers." {bfb!matt x reader}

6. "Youre supposed to be my lab partner." {nerd!reader x fratboy!matt}

7. "I look better in the dark.." {insecure!reader x reassuring!chris.}

8. "I'll do whatever it takes to be an Alpha Chi" {Superhero!au}

9. "I wait for you (verse 2)" {Stuck in a music box}

10." Bones and All." {matt x reader}

11. "I'll find a new place to be from." {homesick!reader x actor!matt }

12. "You gonna break my heart?" {sororitygirl!reader x fratboy!chris}

13. "I wanna love you till we're food for the worms to eat." {lovesick!chris x lovesick!reader}

14. "piss off your parents." {badboy!matt x goodgirl!reader}

15 "Hey, Jane" {Dad!matt x mom!reader}

16 "Do I look like..him?" {daddyissues!reader x reassuring!matt}

17 "I dont like the cameras but i love it when you ogle." {popular!reader x nerd!matt}

18 "People say shes bad but they dont see the way she is with me." {misunderstood!reader x fratboy!chris}

19 "Love me anyway." {Carrington x reader}

20 "I hope you take off your mask." {misunderstood!reader x fratboy!chris}

21 "Fight for me" {Badboy!chris x 'popular'!nerd!reader}

22 "Kiss me like we'll never have sex." {Stuck in a music box}

23. "Sarah runs to feel the burning in her lungs." {trackstar!reader x chris}

24 "A diva is a female version of a hustler." {superhero!au}

25 "You turn me inside out, and then you want the outside in?" {Fwb!chris x reader}

26 "If I Were a Man" {Princess!reader x Peasant!Chris.}

27 "I get mean when im nervous like a bad dog." {misunderstood!reader x fratboy!chris}

28 "Im not a violent dog. I dont know why i bite." {misunderstood!reader x fratboy!chris}

29 "I dont understand i thought you liked me!" {popular!matt x scene!reader}

30 "Part of me will know deep down that i am pretty cool." {whimsy!reader x fratboy!chris}

BONUS!

december 1st. "I cant have a conversation if its not all about you." {head-over-heels!reader x fratboy!carrington}

[shefightslikeagirl]

Hobby Drama: Emilie Autumn's Asylum [Part 1]

u/pillowcase-of-eels posted a link to their fandom-and-EA-history write up to the r/EmilieAutumn Reddit, and I thought it would be a fun project to share! 2 out of 7 parts have been posted to r/HobbyDrama so far.

Picture this: it's the early 2010s, somewhere in the western world. Instagram is a novelty, Harvey Weinstein runs Hollywood, almost no one on Earth leans one way or the other about RNA vaccines, and Donald Trump is that one real estate guy you vaguely remember from Home Alone 2. New player Lady Gaga is the most interesting thing to have happened to pop since Madonna, and the whole industry is attempting to catch up; Miley Cyrus is the chick who used to be on Hannah Montana; Melanie Martinez hasn't hatched yet. The time of Oddball Concept Divas is dawning just below the horizon.

You're a Bowie-loving student who skipped goth night at the club to tag along with your art school friends for a very special evening. You're a giddy sixteen-year old rocking cat ears, purple Wet 'n Wild eyeliner, a polyester petticoat, and a coffin-shaped backpack. You're an effete theater kid who sewed his own waistcoat for the occasion, but won't dare wear it to school the next day. You're a buff, bearded dude in a Venom shirt who's trying not to look too excited, since your girlfriend supposedly had to drag you here. You're a slightly bemused parent leaning against the back wall of the venue, sipping a warm half-pint, wondering if this isn't all a bit dark for a tween. ("It's called 'Victoriandustrial', mom," you've been told in the car, "and it's not dark, it's art.")

On stage is a pink-haired woman, with red porcelain-doll lips and a heart painted on her cheek. Among a set of antique consoles, twee tchotchkes, teacups and plastic rats, she pounces and twirls in glittery platform boots, tattered striped stockings, and a tightly laced crystal-studded corset that looks like it's splattered in blood. This is ostensibly a concert, but there is no live band. Where one would expect a drum kit or a bass, three bedazzled burlesque vixens act as back-up singers and dancers, with the occasional vaudeville act a fire-twirling number, a fan dance, throwing pastries and spitting tea into the audience. Lots of wholesome girl-on-girl kissing, too. The music on the backing track is a genre-bender of clanging beats and beeps, lofty orchestral strings, and the frantic hammering of a MIDI harpsichord, as the pink-haired frontlady sings of heartache and betrayal and drowning. Think if the Brontë sisters had invented industrial rock.

The audience gasps in excitement when the lady whips out a vamped-out wireless electric violin. With rockstar cool and virtuoso poise, she leans into the instrument, touches the bow to the strings, and tears out a single plaintive, impeccably distorted high note. Then her fingers go wild, and for a few seconds, everything is perfect suspended animation. Uncannily perfect, almost. Just behind you, you hear someone whisper: "Wait, is she miming it?"

[rafent]

i've been thinking a lot about modern rafal :softsmile: ....here's my hc miscellany....

My hot take is that Rafal dresses like he has crazy exes and this is true. Rafal also dresses like HE is the crazy ex and I think this is also true

Avant-garde. He wears the ugliest shirts and thinks he looks cool OR dresses straight out of Paris fashion week and actually does look cool there is no in-between

Super duper comfortable with his masculinity if that wasn't obvious

I see him stealing Nel's pieces from time-to-time because they’re basically the same size

Naturally platinum blond but definitely had a black hair phase

Smokes and vapes because "everyone else does it"

No-one knows what he does for a living but he always has money. Shady...

Has Nil and Nel tattooed on his body

Nil was alive in this verse but died. Rafal doesn't like to talk about it

Pretty AND a bad boy, of course modern Rafal is popular with the ladies. He's also a serial heart breaker :') He idolizes dad a lot and Sombron having 50 flings and girlfriends makes him think that's peak behavior (plot twist: it's not)

None of his relationships last long and he's always the one to end them. I think he's chronically lonely and has similar attachment / self-worth issues to canon so that's why he uses and throws away people. Oops

He calls relationships bodies. Yep, he's that kind of guy

Models occasionally on the side. Hardworking diva. Talented and serious about his job with a trendy androgynous 'heroin chic' appearance but also no-nonsense, arrogant, and often difficult to work with. Imagine the mishmash between a Naomi Campbell attitude and Shalom Harlow goth-chic visuality.

He eats all the calories and sweets he wants but still stays thin no matter what it's really unfair

Retains his strong liking for scary things; enjoys reptiles especially and has multiple snakes and lizards

Plays the guitar in his spare time. Has a bass he lovingly calls Revanche

[bakasara]

oh, they are Addams couples. Aziraphale and Crowley, and Ed and Stede, are both a flavor of Addams-type couple. Hear me out--

We tend to associate Stede and Aziraphale, and Ed and Crowley, right?

Aesthetically, you have Stede and Aziraphale both looking like posh Blonde White Man Who's Trouble, while Crowley and Ed both got the Edgy Goth aesthetic going on.

By character traits/narrative role, Aziraphale and Stede are the Covert Bastard who can and will be a bitch; they have both long dealt with living in oppressive systems by way of painful compromises and self-repression, always teetering on the edge of desertion and, sooner or later, called to make a choice to disavow those systems for good.

Crowley and Ed are these brilliant and vibrant minds frustrated by hurt, both betrayed in life by a social system outside their control that cast them down without a choice; they take a Flint-style "this ends when I forgive the system, not the other way around" approach to it in that they openly shun the system back, but the original rejection and its cascading effects still left them traumatized and fragile around the matter.

(Then there's all four of these characters being soooo dramatic and such a Theater-Kid-type person, so they all have that in common.)

However, there is a place where the parallels switch, bringing Stede and Crowley far closer on one side, and Aziraphale and Ed closer on the other. And it has to do with the fact that in both these couples there's a character whose job often tends to be Beach, just Beach Husband, just Husband, opposing the other character who's prone to going into High Maintenance Diva / Mermaid With Melancholy modes.

Aziraphale is quite capable of taking care of himself, but he'll literally fold his arms and play princess in the castle waiting for Crowely to rescue him, because Enrichment. He'll do it in life-or-discorporation situations, like when he's about to get guillotined. He'll do it with minor inconveniences - like with the paintball stain, where it's obscenely obvious he's just waiting to be indulged, wants the satisfaction of seeing that Crowley will treat him. He'll pretend he was reading when Crowley comes back from an argument and make Crowley ring a bell to get his attention. "Pleeease, Crowley, do the bullet catch with me even though you've never used a rifle". "Let me take the Bentley while you look after the bookshop". Et cetera. And Crowley takes to all this like a bee to honey. Follows him around the neighborhood, indulges his every caprice, dreams of Alone Time at the Ritz where they can just treat themselves to brunch and, I guess, where he can watch Aziraphale eat some more, which is his idea of this Absolutely Great Activity that just makes his day.

Ed will lean on the helm and sigh like he's Ariel, yes, but it's more than that. Painting the bride cake topper in kajal to look like him sits at the (narratively fucking ingenious) intersection of "I'm making it me because I'm never there, it's never me" and "I'd really like for once for someone to treat me like I'm precious and worthy of pampering" which reflect feelings we've known about since the beginning of s1, at least since he touched the piece of cashmere in Stede's cabin. He also genuinely swings fast between energized/manic and low energy/feelings of hopelessness, and his brain goes Faster Than Yours, and he gets genius-slash-crazy ideas on the reg. When he needed to call to all of his strength he imagined it as a giant sea creature with huge, all-encompassing arms. Florence Welch Big God Behavior. It's a big personality, and you're either enamored with it or not, you're either happy to follow him around basking in it, or you're not strong enough a suitor to his heart and should abandon pursuit. But luckily Stede's also a crazy maniac whose life goal is riding or dying for that in his Boyfriend Era until he can ride or die for that in his Faithful and Realized Husband Era.

So yeah, there's a lot to the dynamic between these duos - more than this, don't get me wrong! - but I'm VERY appreciative of this facet of them that gets all tongue-in-cheek kinda

[addicted-to-his-knife]

WHAT THE REPO! CHARACTERS WOULD LISTEN TO.

Do you find yourself bored, looking for new music? Do you happen to like Repo! The Genetic Opera and have you ever wondered what music the characters would listen to? Here are my headcanons! I'm submitting them directly to "addicted-to-his-knife" since my blog doesn't have much reach, I have like 30 followers and I also think this blog is great ♡ Songs are taken from my own gothic rock-metal/darkwave/goth playlist.

Shilo Wallace: I have a feeling Shilo would really like Siouxsie And The Banshees, I can see some of her favorite songs being Sick Child, Happy House, The Lonely One, Spellbound or Cities in Dust. I think she would also like The Birthday Massacre, particularly Looking Glass, In The Dark, Shallow Grave, The Sky Will Turn and All Of Nothing. Shilo would also find solace in the lyrics of So Alone by Anna Blue, Illusion by VNV Nation, Isolated by Chiasm, Coma Baby by Nicole Dollanganger and Walking On Air by Kerli. After all the isolation and grief she's gone through, Shilo needs music that makes her feel understood.

Nathan Wallace: Nathan, as we all know, is going through it. I can see him listening to some Joy Division songs with lyrics he would find comforting, such as Disorder, Shadowplay, Dead Souls, New Dawn Fades and I Remember Nothing. Nathan would also enjoy some Depeche Mode songs, for example Enjoy The Silence, Ghosts Again, It's Called A Heart and Strangelove. Cuts You Up by Peter Murphy is another song he really likes. He will listen to Bauhaus as well, classics like Dark Entries, She's In Parties or Bela Lugosi's Dead. Anesthesia by Type O Negative or Spectre by Christian Death are songs Nathan would like as well. Overall, he needs music that helps him deal with the pain within his soul, torn between being a protective father who wants to keep his daughter safe at all costs, even if that means lying to her, and a bloodthirsty, macabre and violent Repo Man.

Graverobber: Graverobber listens to Rob Zombie, and he actually tries to imitate his style. Songs like Dragula, Superbeast, Feel So Numb, The Life And Times Of A Teenage Rock God and Dead City Radio And The New Gods Of Supertown are some of the tunes he listens to while he's partying with the Zydrate addicts. Graves also enjoys Light Asylum, with songs like Shallow Tears, Dark Allies or Knights And Weekends. Sometimes he listens to Absence by Ludovico Technique, Dig Up Her Bones by Misfits or The Wanderer by The Cemetary Girlz. Graves finds that music helps him relax as well as petting any rats he comes across. Other songs he also vibes to are Rats by Ghost, Drunk On Shadows by HIM, Entombed by Deftones and Grave Robber At Large by Creature Feature.

Blind Mag: When she's not blessing others with her beautiful voice, Mag listens to Within Temptation, songs like Forgiven, Stand My Ground, Angels, Somewhere, Our Farewell and The Swan Song are her favorites. She sings along to Phobic Sea by Autumn's Grey Solace, Procession by SRSQ and Bless The Child by Nightwish. Mag also enjoys Lebanon Hanover, particularly Midnight Creature, Saddest Smile, Gallowdance, Hollow Sky and The Last Thing. Mag is a sad soul, a caged bird who can't escape so she just sings. Music helps her feel a little more free.

Amber Sweet: Amber is definitely into Diva Destruction, she loves their aesthetic and their sound, especially their songs Tempter, Snake, Valley Of Scars, Cruelty Games, Enslaved, Screaming Inside and The Broken Ones. Hole is another band she likes, with songs such as Reasons To Be Beautiful, Doll Parts, Violet or Nobody's Daughter. Amber also enjoys The Raveonettes, their songs Love In A Trashcan, Kill or I Wanna Be Adored (a cover) are just a few examples. She likes the song Gothic Girl by The 69 Eyes as well. Amber is very girly but also very gothic and that tends to reflect in her music taste.

Pavi Largo: Pavi listens to Male Tears, with some of his favorite songs being Hit Me, Model Citizen, Trauma Club, Good In The Dark and Embrace Death. He also likes Drab Majesty, with songs such as Kissing The Ground, Forget Tomorrow, Too Soon To Tell or 39 By Design. Pavi likes The Cramps too, especially The Way I Walk, Human Fly and Goo Goo Muck. I also feel like Pavi would vibe to Barbie Girl by Aqua, his bisexual ass loves both Kens and Barbies. He also likes Lullaby by The Cure, Beast Of Blood by Malice Mizer and Dressed For Death by Fear Cult. And if it's possible in the Repo! universe he would definitely listen to Skinny Puppy as well lol.

Luigi Largo: Luigi has severe anger issues and I think his music taste would reflect that. Luigi listens to Korn, songs like Falling Away From Me, Coming Undone, Freak On A Leash or Make Me Bad. Luigi likes She Wants Revenge as well, especially their songs Tear You Apart, Written In Blood, Take The World and Red Flags And Long Nights. And he probably likes some Shayfer James songs too, like Villainous Thing, For The Departed and Where We Belong. He would also enjoy In The Dark You Die by Dark, Watch You Bleed by Haunt Me, and Samael by Ankst.

Rotti Largo: Rotti has lived a very privileged life, but he's dying and he thinks none of his kids are worthy heirs so I can see him turning to music for comfort. A song I think he would like is (Don't Fear) The Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult, since it would help him feel less afraid of death. As CEO of GeneCo, he probably has contacts and associates in other countries, since GeneCo would probably exist on a global scale, so I can see Rotti enjoying music in other languages as well. She Past Away would be another band he'd listen to, with songs like Ruh, Monoton, Kasvetli Kutlama or Ritüel, as well as liking Molchat Doma, for example their songs Kletka or Sudno. He would also like Crow Baby by The March Violets and Dead, Cold, Autumn by This Cold Night.

Thank you all for reading, feel free to make similar posts if you'd like, add more songs in the comments, or make playlists, if you enjoyed it maybe I'll submit some more in the future! Have a great night/day wherever you are ♡ Stay kind and spooky! The best season of the year is around the corner.

[starshinedragon]

[Picture source: Eleanor Nightwalker's YT videos] <3

SSO REWRITTEN / FULL STORY SERIES

-> SSO Rewritten is how I would write the main story. The posts will complete the whole main storyline. -> Opening ALL the areas in the horse part of Jorvik (Harvestlands, Winterdale, Springvalley, Summerplains and Jorcrater) -> Story from arriving to Jorvik to defeating Garnok. -> You can find the story related posts with the tags "sso rewritten" and "sso full story series". -> Up to the point where Anne steals the 5-Leaf Clover, I didn’t change anything (unless they did since I played the game lmao), we do it how it is in the game. From that point on, the real party starts. -> The story to come: more detailed descriptions of scenes, unlocking new areas, new factions, new characters and new storylines!

So saddle up and get ready for an adventure!

In this post: Characters Harvestlands: Phase 1-2-3 Winterdale: Phase 4-5-6 Springvalley: Phase 7-8-9 Summerplains: Phase 10-11-12 Final Battle: Phase 13-14-15

CHARACTERS

Rules: --SSL (Starshine Legacy) is the most sacred canon: can’t change it. --Consistent SSO lore, exploring the same Themes as SSL. --Characters staying true to their original SSL selves. --Use Star Shine Legacy and Star Stable Season riders heavily as inspiration. Expand on the stories and worldbuilding suggested in there. --Thus characters’ personalities, magic system, world, etc can’t be changed, only added to. --The Dark Riders are: Sabine and Kaahn (red maned black warmblood, red eyes), Jessica and Erebos (jet-black Friesian), Katja and Tyrann (dapple grey Arabian with light blue eyes), Elise and Acheron (light maned, dark body Rocky Mountains horse)

A, SOUL RIDERS

LISA (Heart of the 5-man band) --Goth aesthetic, “rocker girl”, punk spiky hair, wears black and blue clothes. --Is still into rock music, looks almost scary, but is the heart of the team. --Music based healing powers. --She was the leader of the team in SSL. In SSO, the leader is Alex, but Lisa also remains important.

LINDA (Smart guy of the 5-man band) --Nerd aesthetic, likes to wear green things. Usually the source of exposition. Scout. --Introverted, but will infodump when scared or nervous. --Teaches MC how to see the visions, see truth and dispel illusions.

ANNE (Lancer of the 5-man band) --Prep aesthetic, wears the trendiest light coloured clothes, likes light blue and pink. --She can get like a moody diva sometimes, but mainly brave, loyal and unconditionally devoted. --Sulking sometimes, but not morose. --Teleporting and light powers to dispel the dark magics.

ALEX (Leader/Big guy of the 5-man band) --Jock aesthetic. Likes to wear red and grey, camo, comfortable or even “fighting” clothes. --The one that usually decides they have to act, the others follow her. Anne’s more calm and collected energy balances out Alex’s hot-headedness. Playful bickering. --Reasonable, listens to others now, warrior with a good heart.

B, DARK RIDERS

SABINE (Strong guy) --Short and thin, with short, black hair. Main colours are red, brown and grey/white. --Rival of Alex. Short, angry powerhouse, bone-headed, many times refusing to listen. --Fiery personality, rich, spoiled brat, who secretly thinks, she’s better, than the other Dark Riders, while being deeply envious of them. --Has fire powers. Emotional, easy to anger, will fall into traps playing into that.

JESSICA (Prideful) --Tall and thin (wanted to be a model), prep/goth aesthetic, wears only black, very fashionable. Green eyes. --Rival of Anne. Both start off as prideful, but Anne learns humility by admitting that Alex leads better, than she would. Jessica never lets go of her pride and feeling of superiority and in the end it will be her downfall and fatal flaw.

KATJA (Smart guy) --White, ice blue and light grey colours. Piercing ice blue eyes. Her hair is unnervingly, unnaturally icy white, almost glows. Wears only white, her flowing coat more fashionable, than warm. Always in the mini skirt outfit, even in the coldest weather as if she’s not cold at all. --Medium height, but the most terrifying of the Dark Riders next to Elise. --Rival of Linda, the only one, who can outsmart her. The only way to defeat her is with the truth. --No violin: while it is a nice aesthetic an all, in SSL, there was nothing about Katja being into music. That alone ofc wouldn’t mean she can’t have it, but the fact that Lisa is into music and Aideen was into music does. Magic through music seems to be connected to the good guys and it is generally a good guy trope, so I would stick with that. But she can absolutely keep her violin theme music, just not as her playing.

ELISE (Hateful) --Dark skin, long black hair in small braids, golden (almost sith) eyes. Violet and black colour scheme. --Rival of Lisa. While she is a healer and peace-mediator, Elise sows discord among people and destroys. --As tall as Jess and also muscular (Sabine’s new model’s body type basically) --Wears camo pants and combat boots, military type clothes, sleeveless tops. --Because Eleanor Nightwalker’s design of her is about as close to perfect as humanly possible.

Main Oppositions Table: attributes, that would guide the writing process

C, SECONDARY CHARACTERS

--HERMAN (Mentor): should be less of a goofball. More mysterious, always knows more than he tells us, but not out of malice or forgetfulness, but to protect MC from the grim truths.

--FRIPP (Mentor): is not an annoying rat in SSL. He is our main mentor and guide, alien and distant, but not because he’s bad, but because he has lived so long, raised so many generations of Soul Riders to fight Garnok and watched them all fall and die. Also kinda lost faith, that the druids can beat Garnok. Now, he’s trying not to get attached, to not get his heart broken again, when his students fall. Eventually he learns to open up again and gains back his faith in victory.

--MR SANDS (Redeemed Opponent): since he was manipulated to turn bad, he would eventually turn back to good, to our side, after realising all the damage he’s done, driven by his past love for Rosalind and recent one for Justin and the desire to correct his past mistakes. When he helps us and leaves the dark side, comes into conflict with Darko and is injured. In Winterdale, he is recovering in Pine Hill and is now kind of our ally and our greatest source of insight against Darko, who now leads the Dark Riders.

--DEREK (Ally): is not a postman. He is a badass spy, a secret government agent in SSL and he could get secret agent storylines like spying on GED, Dark Core and Mr. Sands’ enterprises. It would be first during his quests, while spying on Mr Sands, that we realize, Sands maybe wants to leave the bad side behind.

[slipping-through-my-fingertips]

If Glee did a Taylor Swift Tribute Episode...

Just my opinions, feel free to add on to them. I know I have some fellow gleek swifties following me. I’d love to hear your thoughts. Obviously they have to do some of the hits but I think some people would have some out of the box picks.

*This post assumes all Taylor songs are available to choose from as of May 14th 2021 but focuses on Taylor’s first 6 albums (if you want more glee and Taylor I have fics with that; LOVER and FOLKLORE) and takes liberties with where this episode’s placement is in terms of canon. But since it’s all made up anyway who cares (but Blaine’s involved so I guess season 3 idk).*

Okay, trying to do a full plot here (completely inspired by @kurtdeservesbetter head canon posts. I hope this lives up to her fabulous posts). This will be my version of glee so everyone gets solos and Rachel can’t hog the spotlight. Also, this is about to be super long (both post wise and episode wise).

Let’s open the first episode with

...Ready For It because the New Directions are in their reputation era. Santana does the opening cough centerstage. Everyone in black and/or camo green outfits (can you just see Kurt in a dark green bedazzled snake jacket, Santana in a black leather dress, and Tina digging out some goth clothes for people to borrow?), snakes everywhere, but probably no Karyn (she just wouldn’t fit on the auditorium stage). Santana takes the first verse but we have Blaine step up for verse 2. (I just love their friendship in the Michael tribute, cute little badasses are BACK. Also him singing “Burton to this Taylor” is such a Klaine thing to do).

Everyone is still dressed in their rep outfits but we’re in the choir room now. Mr. Schue is talking about why Taylor had to disappear and clap back with rep, how rough the industry is for women and tries to uplift the ladies in the room and encourage them to not silence their voices (cue snarky comment from Santana about Rachel needing to be silent).

Then, Mr. Schue goes on about how you can only understand how Taylor got to her rep era by studying her earlier music. So we have a performance of Tim McGraw. Simple, front of the choir room performance, maybe Puck does guitar, and sitting on stools.

Everyone is surprised to find out how pumped Sam is for this assignment but he is all over it. “It's about time we did some country in this room.” Cue Sam and Quinn at her locker talking about their ‘date’ last night, Sam’s all cute and teasing and Quinn is not into it. She tells him it was fun but she was wrong, they shouldn’t do this again. In turn, he does a wonderful performance of Bye Bye Baby. He thought it was more but clearly he’s “a part of her past.”

Then, we’re in the empty choir room. Tina and Mike are there. (I love their cutesy duets) They sing Everything Has Changed and it’s utterly adorable. Can’t you hear Mike asking Tina if she’s “good to go” like Ed does? And while we’re on the subject of cute duets and RED, we flash to the courtyard to see Santana and Brittany. They turn Stay Stay Stay into a duet. “I’ve been loving you for quite some time,” “before you I only dated self-indulgent takers who took all their problems out on me,” “no one else is gonna love me when I’m mad, mad, mad,” and “it’s occurring to me that I’d like to hang out with you for my whole life” it’s perfect for them. Adorable ladies kisses are had.

Let’s toss in some boy drama for fun. Idk shit about football but somehow Puck is praised by their coach over Finn, which gets him all pissy, and Puck’s upset and jealous because Finn is back with Quinn now (this is why Quinn shut Sam now earlier, she changed her mind). Can we say duet of Bad Blood? “So if you’re coming my way...just don’t.”

After their dramatics, we have a Brittany solo in the choir room. It’s after school at this point (or whenever glee club is). Brittany does You’ll Always Find You Way Back Home.

When she finishes Mr. Schue tries to explain that it’s a Hannah Montana song. Britt injects that it’s confusing how she’s really Miley Cryus “like how can you be two people at once?”. Before Mr. Schue can continue, Kurt pipes up “you never specified that the songs had to be sung by Taylor Swift, just that they were her songs.” Mercedes adds, “yeah, Mr. Schue, Taylor wrote that song.” Mr. Schue concedes that he has once again been outwitted by Kurtcedes. The friends do their little hand shake thing.

With a sigh, Mr. Schue asks Mike if he’s ready to go and Mike asks to take things to the auditorium for some dancing room. Everyone’s on stage with him and it’s kind of a group number but Mike is the focus. It’s Shake It Off. All inspired by the music video. He’s tried to fit in elsewhere (i.e. football, with the smart kids, etc..) but he’s really himself in glee when he’s dancing.

Part 2 of Taylor Tribute Episodes

We begin with an ALL GIRL NUMBER of A Place In This World. Just because.

Glee is dismissed and we zoom in on Artie. He’s watching Tina with Mike and Brittany with Santana. Both Tina and Britt have broken his heart by this point. So, he’s rolling down the halls singing A Perfectly Good Heart. While Artie’s soloing, we cut to Rachel watching Finn and Quinn chatting. Artie’s song playing over this scene. Rachel is feeling similar to him at the moment.

She’s pretty sure Finn dumped her to be with Quinn again even though Kurt and Blaine told her they saw Quinn and Sam at the movies last night together making out in the back row. Fine, if that’s how he’s going to be, she doesn’t need him anyway. Cue Mr. Perfectly Fine. Uber dramatic solo performance walking around McKinley’s halls watching Finn and Quinn together ending in the auditorium alone. (see what I did there, both broken hearted peeps singing a song with Perfectly in it (this was not at all planned, actually, happy accident))

After some good old heartbreak, we have Kurt and Blaine on screen. Blaine walks into the auditorium to see Kurt sitting on the edge of the stage. “What’s all the fuss?” he asks from the door. Kurt had texted him “EMERGENCY.” The band starts to play and Kurt just starts singing, Enchanted. It’s time to profess their love for each other, just like they sing Perfect together in the car, this duet needs no audience. Blaine catches up and sings while walking towards his boyfriend. It’s very reminiscent of past New Directions competitions where they come in from the back and make their way to the stage. “Wondering if you knew I was enchanted to meet you?” Kurt and Blaine both know the answer to that question now but just a few months ago they were both wondering that exact thing.

They kiss before we cut to Kurt and Blaine walking hand in hand into the choir room where everyone else is already. Mr. Schue is praising the performances thus far and of course asks Rachel if she’s ready to solo (some practice for her completion solo). This causes an uproar from Mercedes and Santana. Another classic argument of how she gets too many solos. Mr. Schue tries to shut them both down but Santana tells Rachel to watch her back, and we get three very different reactions to this. 

All three girls storm out.

First, we visit Mercedes alone in the courtyard. This solo is all about being hurt over this great thing in her life (glee) and her being denied happiness within that club. Thus, Cold As You. (mostly to indulge myself because she’d blow us away with this song).

Next, Rachel in the auditorium. A huge bridge on stage (very Speak Now Tour of her), belting out Better Than Revenge. Santana’s dropped the last straw (the humiliation, name calling, Finn at one point and now solos,) it’s too much this time.

And finally, Santana walking around McKinley, showing us flashes of Rachel ‘outshining’ her and the rest of glee and Mr. Schue being unfair, while singing Look What You Made Me Do.

Tina walks out at the same time as Rachel, Mercedes, and Santana but no one seems to put two and two together. She feels just as underutilized as the latter two do. She ends up in an empty classroom and sings The Outside. “Nobody ever lets me in” and “on the outside looking in.”

Once the 3, err 4, divas have left the room, Finn sticks up for Rachel. Quinn, of course, has something to say about this along the lines of “you always defend her.” Finn, intimated by her ‘scary Quinn’ fumbles and blurts “because she’s my girlfriend” WHICH IS NOT TRUE AT THIS POINT. Quinn dumps him on the spot, cuts quickly to Blaine and Kurt sharing some ‘oh my god, can you believe this’ expressions, and vanishes from the room.

By this point, Rachel is long gone from the auditorium but the bridge is still there.

Here’s where we go way off script but imagine, Quinn has decided to just quit boys. They’ve all failed her anyway, she’s better off being alone. She walks up the bridge and thinks to herself “god Rachel’s so dramatic, where did this thing even come from” before it hits her “fuck, I’m as bad as Finn. I want her.” Then, she starts singing Clean to herself in the auditorium, likely tearing up throughout and ending with a good cry. (Because Dianna would DELIVER with Clean.)

While Quinn is having a sexuality crisis, the rest of glee is still happening. They’re discussing upcoming competition and debating solos and songs.

Kurt’s all: “Mr. Schue, if I may” and performs a lovely rendition of Call It What You Want. Those opening lines are too good. “My castle (ie McKinley) crumbled overnight, brought a knife to a gun fight (ie couldn’t fight off Dave Karofsky), “I’m doing better than I ever was ‘cause my baby’s fit like a daydream,” and “at least I did one thing right.” When he’s done, Blaine’s a mess in the back of the choir room, and Mr. Schue says: “not really what we’re looking for but very nice, Kurt” however, Kurt’s too busy sitting beside Blaine teasing him about blushing.  

Then, the missing girls return to the room having sung out their emotions. Quinn, having realized her feelings for Rachel, ends up soloing You Belong With Me to the New Directions in the choir room. Odd looks all around, no one knows what’s up with her and why does she keep glancing at Rachel? (Faberry just fit so well I had to add it, don’t know if I’m a shipper or not but it’s here now) (also thanks to @spicygemini for pointing out the obvious “Quinn would have ate YBWY”).

Mr. Schue wants to move the group to the audition to perform their final number of the Taylor Swift tribute well but Tina asks to sing first. He’s surprised but allows it, taking a seat with the rest of the New Directions.

Tina sings Beautiful Ghosts. “Watch from the dark, wait for my life to start” because New Directions is refusing to use her talents AGAIN. She’s singing this to Rachel and the girls who were in the Treble Tones. Because she absolutely SMASHES this number, the glee kids agree she gets solo for their next competition (and they deliver on that promise).

To conclude Part 2 of the Taylor tribute episode, we have a group performance of Long Live. “One day we will be remembered”, “all the years we stood there on the sidelines wishing for right now”, “for a moment a band of thrives in ripped up jeans got to rule the world” ie wining completions, “when they look at the pictures please tell them my name...”

[industriallyinsecure]

Shitty drafts collection - Risotto

The first of my little self indulgent drabbles that I write. Wrote this one for my friend a while back. Enjoy :^)

Risotto held you snug against his chest while he quietly filled out more paperwork. You were surprised that he let you stay, of course. He usually just sent you away because you’d annoy him. Yes, you’d bother him while he was working on purpose, but that didn’t mean he had to say it out loud!

Anyway, you were nestled safely in his pecs while you played Animal Crossing. Your character ran around your island as you tried to find the fifth fossil. You stopped to talk to Lily, of course. She asked you to deliver something to Nan. No doubt you’d forget, though. You were so close to finishing your fossil exhibit!

Risotto let out a hum, his hand coming to rest on top of your head (which made you jump). He gingerly tucked your head under his as he leaned back in his office chair.

You ignored him. He’d made it very clear he didn’t want to be bothered. And Lily had asked to come over, so you were invested in your froggy friend instead. She ran behind you, her little legs too stubby to keep up. Risotto wrapping his arms around your waist went unnoticed.

Lily stopped you in your tracks, asking you to stop running so fast. She used the panic reaction, which was both cute and sad. You frowned. You didn’t mean to make your froggy friend sad. You also regretted putting her on the top most level of your island.

Before you could continue back to your meticulously kept house, Rodeo stopped you. You quickly skimmed through his dialogue.

“So I wanted to talk to you... But I forgot what I was going to say. Sorry about that. I'll try really hard to remember, Riz Biz.”

You held back a smile. It was worth it to put him in the black and white jester hat and spider web tee. Even if it was just a Lazy Villager quote, he reminded you of Risotto. Your giant goth softie often came up to you and said something weird in an attempt to talk to you. Rodeo walked away, going back to acting like an airplane. You continued your walk with Lily.

“Do you have to defeat that,” Risotto searched for a word, “thing?” You scrunched your face up at him. He stared down at you plainly.

“That’s Lily! I would never hurt her!”

Risotto fluttered his pretty silver eyelashes at you.

“Are you helping her cross?”

You blinked at him.

“It is Crossing Animals, right?” He asked, pointing to your now stagnant character in their cute goth outfit. “So, you're helping the animals cross.” You couldn’t help but giggle, lightly tugging at the R bell on his cute hat.

“No, silly, it’s Animal Crossing.”

His eyebrows furrowed, “Have you beaten that Tom Nook that Melone keeps complaining about?”

“He is not evil! He is just a single father trying to provide for his adopted sons!” You pouted, “Text Melone and call him a bastard, please.”

Risotto, his face still unchanging, pressed a little kiss to your cheek, nesting himself back in your hair.

You continued your trek with Lily, stopping to hit Diva with your net a few times. Risotto nuzzled you a few times, muttering softly to himself in Italian.

Rodeo was in the plaza, singing along to Bubblegum KK with Mathilda.

“Can you make your own animal in this game?” Risotto murmured into your ear.

“No, but you can give them clothes.”

“Then why does that one look like me?”

You giggled.

“I don’t know, but I gave some Redditor a lot of Nook Miles to get him.” Mathilda and Rodeo’s little voices sounded so cute!

“Why?”

You shrugged, running around the singing villagers with Lily, “He reminded me of you when I saw him on the Wiki, and I had to have him.”

Risotto hummed softly in understanding. If you’d looked up, you’d have seen the ghost of a smile on his normally stony face.

“He asked if he should move out the other day and I almost shat myself. I grinded so many Nook Miles for him and I’d be DEAD before I let him go.”

You’d never know, and he’d never willingly admit it, but your words, however silly, made the heart he thought was long dead, skip a few beats. More barely there kisses were placed across the crown of your head as Risotto watched you run around your island, terrorizing the villagers you didn’t like and cooing over the ones you loved. Especially Lily and Rodeo.

He ended up not filing his paperwork that day. Watching you so happy in his arms was a full time job, after all.

[janeykath318]

Darcy and the Prince (Shieldshock)

“I’m going to be so happy when this is over and we can all get on with our lives,” grumbled Darcy, as she helped her friend into her very beautiful white wedding dress, fit for the princess Jane was about to become. Jane had met the Asgardian Prince Thor while visiting the country on a science quest (as Darcy referred to her research trips) and the two had, against all odds, fallen head over heels in love and became engaged a year later. Despite the meddlings, of Thor’s troublemaking brother Loki, they’d made it to the wedding day and Darcy was playing bridesmaid and generally trying to keep Jane from going full bridezilla. 

“Hmm, maybe you’ll be singing a different tune once you’ve met some of Thor’s friends,” Jane suggested, as she was buttoned up. “He knows a lot of attractive, single, people.”

Darcy rolled her eyes and grimaced as she worked on the last few buttons. 

“Ugh. NO, JANE. I do not need that drama in my life right now. I’m gonna finish my masters, then go globe-trotting and enjoy being single and free. Men are more trouble than they’re worth.”

“Sometimes I want to wring Ian’s neck for what he did to you,” Jane said vehemently. Darcy’s last boyfriend had turned out to be an utter cheating scum and she’d ended up with a broken heart, hence her general annoyance with men. 

“Thor and I got our revenge,” Darcy said, smiling at the memory. “I don’t know if I’ll be able to trust again. Don’t be sad, Janie. I’m super happy to have you and Thor and Eric as buddies. Now, let’s get finished so we can get you down that aisle!”

Before she knew it, Darcy was preceding Jane down the aisle and trying not to start bawling. She was a shameless wedding weeper and knew it would be even worse this time since it was her best friend getting married. 

As she blinked rapidly, she took a glance up front where a beaming Thor was standing, along with several other very striking, very well dressed men. She caught the eye of a gorgeous blonde decked out in full prince uniform and he smiled at her, which did funny things to her insides and it took all her self control to not stare at him through the whole ceremony. 

Of course, by the time the happy couple kissed and was announced as husband and wife, Darcy could barely see through her tears and just hoped she’d grabbed the right man’s arm to walk her back down the aisle. 

“I’m sorry,” she sniffled to her unknown escort. “I always weep an embarrassing amount at weddings and these dresses NEVER have pockets to stash tissues in.” 

“Nothing to be sorry for,” a very pleasant voice answered. “I admit, I shed some tears as well. Luckily, I always carry a back up handkerchief. Here.”

A soft cloth was pressed into her hand, and Darcy gratefully accepted it, finally managing to wipe the tears away. Vision cleared, she was able to see her helpful person and let out a gasp as she saw it was the gorgeous blonde princey dude. Up close, it was clear she’d grabbed the arm of Prince Steven, one of the most swooned over royalties to ever grace the papers. 

“Wow, thanks, your highness,” she said breathlessly. “I’m afraid this thing is ruined. It looks like my waterproof mascara is not actually waterproof.”

She held up the handkerchief, which was now smeared with black streaks. 

“Don’t worry about it,” Prince Steven said, pretty blue eyes crinkling in a smile. “Like I said, I’ve got extra.”

“You’re the best,” Darcy blurted, then turned red. “Ohmm….. I’m gonna go repair the damages before they start the pictures. Will you let Jane and Thor know where I’ve gone? It should only take a few minutes.”

“Sure,” the Prince said kindly. “And please, call me Steve.”

Darcy ventured to look back at him, and saw nothing but genuine friendliness in his kind eyes. She fell a bit in love right there.

“Nice to meet you…...Steve,” she managed, a tad shyly. “I’m Darcy, by the way.”

“Lewis?” he asked, recognition appearing in his expression.

“The very same,” she confirmed. “I take it Thor’s mentioned me?” 

“He sure has,” Steve answered. “He calls you his lightning sister and is frequently expounding on your wit, brains, and beauty. I’d have to agree with him. You are stunning.”

Darcy felt herself blush like a tomato. 

“You’re one to talk, Prince GQ,” she sassed, to cover up her internal freak out over his compliment. “Be right back!” 

With that she picked up her skirts and swished off to the restroom, leaving Steve looking after her with great amusement and interest. Darcy Lewis was a very strikingly lovely woman and the blue dress she was wearing greatly flattered her figure and emphasized her bright blue eyes. Thor had tried to set him up with her before, but Steve had stubbornly refused. Now that he’d met her, He thought he’d been an idiot. 

“Are you well, Darcy?” Thor inquired, when she had rejoined the others.

“Yeah. My mascara betrayed me and made me start looking like one of those goth rock stars,” she told him. “That’s the Last time I use THAT brand. Congratulations, by the way.”

She offered up hugs to the happy couple, before they were whisked away for pictures with the official royal photographer. 

Spotting Steve, she casually strolled over and watched a bit as he talked to a group of individuals, who must have been his friends, because he looked so much more relaxed and was laughing and smiling in a very jovial manner. He kept his public persona very buttoned up and stiff, so seeing him like this was utterly fascinating and Darcy was becoming more and more attracted every minute. She chatted with Bruce Banner for a little bit, then helped Jane manage her train in between shots. 

They were so cute together, it was almost sickening. Thor looked at Jane like she was his whole universe and Jane looked at Thor like he was the only man in existence. 

“I want to look at someone the way she looks at him,” Darcy murmured, half to herself, half to the blue and gold clad figure who had joined her. 

“Me too,” Steve agreed, sounding very wistful. 

“Shouldn’t be that hard for you, dude,” she pointed out. 

He chuckled ruefully, blushing a bit.

“I’ve discovered there’s a big difference between starstruck lust, and real love and I haven’t seemed to find the latter yet. Most of them aren’t interested in getting to know the real me at all.”

“That’s sad,” Darcy told him. “You seem like you’d be very interesting, once you get past the whole princely trappings and regal persona. Tell me, Steve, what makes you tick?”

Steve turned to look at her, and she felt like the blue eyes were piercing through her, searching for something. Whatever he saw, it must have eased his mind, because he took a deep breath and started talking.

“For one thing, I’m very passionate about using my position to do as much good as I can, not be just some stuffed shirt figurehead,” he told her. “I’m also very fond of the arts and am in the process of starting an art school for underprivileged kids. I’m hoping they’ll let me teach, because I love to draw and paint.”

“That’s awesome,” Darcy said warmly, giving him an approving nod.

“I also love dogs and help out at the shelters whenever I can.” He continued. “They’re so much more pleasant than dealing with parliament.” 

Darcy laughed at the distaste in his voice, but never got a chance to say anything else, because duty called. They shared a few looks across the room, and Steve shamelessly winked at her once when she pretended to strike a diva pose. 

They didn’t get close enough to actually talk again until the reception, when he sauntered up to Darcy as she was giggling at a ridiculous archery joke Clint had made. 

“Excuse me. Darcy, would you care for a dance?” He asked, holding out a white-gloved hand.

“Y-you’re asking me?” Darcy squeaked. 

“I don’t see any other Darcys around here, unless one of you has something to tell me,” Steve said dryly, squinting at Clint, Natasha, and Bruce, all of whom knew him. 

“Nope, not it,” Clint said, shaking his head.

“She’d love to,” Nastasha answered, giving Darcy a nudge forward.

“Yeah, I would, “ Darcy managed, taking the offered hand nervously.  Steve’s hand closed around hers and she felt a tingle up her spine.

She was in a dreamy daze as the prince expertly guided her around the floor. It was clear his princely education had included good dance technique and he was absolutely courtly about it. 

“Now, Darcy, it’s your turn to tell me what makes YOU tick,” he said after a few minutes of silently gazing at her. 

“Well, I live fueled by coffee and sarcasm, I majored in political science, and I’m not afraid to use my taser on creeps and jerks,” she told him proudly. “Also, I may have a thing for tall blonde princes.”

“Is that so?” He asked, a dangerously flirty tone in his voice.

“Yup,” she admitted. “Which is a little inconvenient seeing as how I’ve sworn off men.”

“That is too bad,” Steve agreed. “Any chance of possibly changing your mind?” 

“I’ll certainly let you try,” she told him, struggling to keep her mind from its fantasies about his magnificent broad shoulders and muscular arms. 

“Good,” Steve said, with another one of his stunning smiles. (If he kept doing that, there was no way she would be able to hold out long.)

“You look like you’re already planning your persuasive tactics,” she told him.

“Well, they don’t call me The Prince With A Plan for nothing,” Steve said, twirling Darcy around dramatically. Yeah, she was in SO much trouble. 

[mesmeret]

Femlux: The Rise and Fall of E-Girl Hux

Inspired by a tweet from starsshine77  Fem!Kylo and Fem!Hux with catfishing, internet trolling, Diva Hux, and crybaby Kylo.

Still thinking of e-girl troll Hux. She has a vid of her wearing novelty vampire teeth and chewing on strawberries. She looks all innocent despite posing in her dark corner set up wearing a blood soaked dress. The caption says "i wuv vegans uwu save the earth!"

She composes these videos wanting to shock and confuse as many people as possible. She loves the high.

Kylo knew her in the K-8 private school they went to. Kylo had been in awe of the snooty older girl. When Kylo got her first laptop, she started following Hux's descent into trolling and performative arts. Hux would talk on her blog about how much she loved going to school wearing a normie flesh suit and then shedding it after school.

When Hux went to college for her MBA, she wasn't very active online. Kylo was dismayed but kept checking her blog. When Kylo is 19, Hux posts that she's starting a makeup and fashion channel. Kylo is startled to see that all of Hux's old internet presence is gone. Kylo was glad she saved all of the photos to a hard drive to prove that those years existed.

Kylo is Hux's first subscriber. She's so embarrassed thinking Hux is going to show up and confront her about it. But nothing happens.

Kylo works at a cafe while going to community college while Hux is making herself look like a living doll. The 24 yo doesn't say much about her life. Just off hand comments like:

"This mascara really stays on when you cry in the toilets at work."

"Sometimes you have to wear a mask around men."

"I hate the New York stench. So I use this perfume."

Kylo's pillows get two spurts of the perfume each week.

It's around this time Kylo realizes she's in love. She feels silly that she hadn't noticed it earlier, but she's always been slow.

Hux posts a video about once every two weeks. Kylo watches and studies each one voraciously. Hux slowly goes back to her cynical, dark self. Kylo missed it dearly while others find it disturbing.

Hux offers livestreams and Kylo rearranges her work schedule to attend with an alternate account. In Kylo's rush, she chose a very fit male torso as her profile pic.

The livestream is a shit show. Chat is accusing Hux of things while Hux slings insults at them. The service ends the stream and bans Hux.

Hux's next yt video does not mention the stream at all. She's chipper and cheeky as she does a clothes haul. Kylo is in awe. If she was in Hux's position, she'd have to be institutionalized for severe depression. Instead Hux is beaming at the camera saying the day's date and how much she loves this day. Kylo wonders why and goes down a rabbit hole to discover Mr. Hux passed away last year due to a heart attack.

Kylo uses her alt account and DMs Hux that she loves her smile. Kylo stares at the screen in shock that she sent the message. But she did.

Two hours later, Hux writes back with 'I give you something to smile about, fuckwad.'

Kylo types lightning fast before fully comprehending Hux's words, 'Oh yes please do.'

A couple minutes later, 'For real?'

Kylo bites her lip, 'Please.'

They fall into a weird pattern of Kylo complementing Hux and Hux replying in insults.

As Kylo turns 21, Hux becomes an overnight sensation on a viral platform. Kylo is wrapping up her accounting bachelors degree and nearly fails her midterms due to watching Hux's daily vids.

Their routine takes another turn when Hux starts sending Kylo photos of outfits. Hux would rarely wear the ones Kylo picked.

After a stressful day, Kylo is thrilled to see Hux wearing the checkered bra peaking out of a tight black body suit. 'Thank you. You made my day.'

Hux responds with a puke emoji and a very suggestive pic of the body suit unzipped. Her pale belly glowed. Kylo wrote back, 'My whole year is made. Beautiful. Thank you.'

Hux doesn't reply until next week.

Hux becomes a global phenomenon. Kylo is worried. She catches herself wanting to type 'are you okay?' But doesn't feel like it's her place.

Then the joke that got out of hand happens the next year.

Kylo's alternate account became a true catfish in order to be a top tier patron of Hux.

Kylo declines the video chat perks but wants the bathwater.

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Hux's life sucks. She's never been happy. Never even had the chance to recognize it, really. She liked things but would get bored or hurt sooner than later.

It was weird that some girl from her hometown became her number one fan. Hux had no idea until a year into talking with Kylo in her DMs. She was stupidly catching feelings for this supposed guy who was nothing but supportive and kind to her. She wanted to know who he was, but he was very shy and declined to answer.

She had been partying after big sale with the sales team when she bumped into a guy that recognized her from the internet. He simpered at how amazingly scary she was. Intrigued, she got to know that he worked at a background company. She offered to use him if he gave her the info on this Kylo Ren guy.

It was nice to vent her frustrations of being catfished on the guy. Mitch was his name? She never saw him again since the morning after.

But she couldn't confront the weird goth girl from her hometown. Hux liked the compliments too much. They kept her going.

And as her corporate job found out her internet life along with the rest of the world, she needed Kylo desperately.

The suggestive photo was a shot in the dark. She had no idea if Kylo saw her as a gal pal or a /gal pal/. Hux returned to their hometown to see Kylo from a far after the Beautiful comment. Hux was stunned to see how tall Kylo is.

Kylo's social media only had two photos of herself. One of her at High school graduation and another of her tagged in her mom's second marriage. The former photo was her at a distance walking up to receive her diploma and the other was her sitting uncomfortably.

Hux couldn't enter the cafe. Kylo's snaggle tooth smile as two kids ordered something made Hux feel like the Grinch. She turned around and stomped back to her rental car feeling like an idiot.

It lessened when she got her first brand deal the next day. Money is one hell of an aphrodisiac.

Then the bathwater...

...and Kylo pouring it down her ample cleavage. The water shimmered down the sloping belly with the filter Kylo was using. It joined the rest of the frothy bathwater. Hux was bummed Kylo's mound was hidden below the surface.

'Now that's some bathwater I could drink for days.'

She smirked at Kylo's reply: 'I am so sorry for lying to you all this time. I didn't know it would ever get this far. Please don't hate me!'

'Sweetie, I just told you I'd drink your bathwater. I like you. You're sexy af.'

'Oh. Uh, thanks. You, too.'

'I knew who you were for a while.'

'Oh! Wow. Would you prefer if I was a guy?'

'No. Never.'

Hux frowned as twenty minutes went by, 'You good?'

'Yeah, I was crying. You're so special to me.'

Hux felt flushed instead of her usual reaction of 'Oh, get over it.' Kylo was genuine.

As Hux's businesses crumbled due to a volley of harassment and misconceptions, she knew she had a golden parachute. She cut her hair to a severe pixie cut after finalizing her business arrangements. She packed up her condo the next day and put it on the market the following day.

She rented a car on the fourth day and drove back to her hometown with her favorite clothes. Kylo was unaware of what she was up to and was sending sweet words of encouragement three times a day.

Hux pulls into Kylo's apartment complex feeling dead tired. But she wants this moment to be truly special. So she changes into an outfit that Kylo loved. Her strawberry school girl outfit, her orange tabby cat ears, and her pink faux fur coat. Her feet hurt too much for heels and she wants to enjoy Kylo's extra height. She grabs two of her suitcases and heads up to Kylo's apartment. Taking a deep breath, she knocks.

Kylo answers the door in a sports bra and pj pants. She stares at Hux dumbfounded before squeaking a hello. Hux sighs, "If you don't hug me in the next-"

Kylo pulls her into a hug and Hux hums appreciating their height difference. Kylo's chest feels just right against her own and Kylo's hands are so big!

"Wait a minute... why do you smell like my old perfume?"

Kylo blushes, "I, um... been following you for a while?"

Hux nods slowly before getting her voice back, "Well, now you won't need to follow me. I'm moving in."

Kylo pulls away trying to form words for a moment, "Really?!"

"Deadly," Hux gestures at her suitcases. "I've got four more in the car."

Kylo turns away but can't hide the sobs. Hux feels a wave of discomfort and has no idea what to do.

"I, uh, will get my things?"

Kylo looks over her shoulder, "Y-yeah, I'll go clean things up for you in the guest room."

Hux's stomach drops but Kylo hadn't rejected her completely.

When she has all six suitcases and two boxes of shoes in the living room, Kylo is crying silently while making pasta. "You can put your stuff in the room to the left. I'm making cheesy pasta for dinner. That works for you?"

Hux almost objected but remembered she doesn't have to maintain her skin anymore, "Sounds good."

She moves her clothes and sees the guest bed is a twin with Wonder Woman sheets. The primary colors are bold. Not at all Hux's aesthetic. But she wasn't going to complain. Instead she threw her pink coat over the coverlet. She went back to the kitchen area where Kylo was still crying.

"Allergies?" Hux asked.

"No. You're here and it's so amazing. Wow," Kylo sighs taking Hux in. Her nose and cheeks were exactly what Hux and all the other e-girls were trying to achieve. "You're here."

"For good. Had to liquidate everything. No more internet for me," Hux threw her hands up.

Kylo blinked, "Are you in danger? I, um, saw what those guys tried to do..."

Hux shook her head, "Nah, I'm gonna go by my real mother's surname and get used to people calling me Armie."

Kylo nods and pours pasta into the boiling water. Hux moves closer, "Like my hair?"

Kylo startles but nods, "Can I touch?"

Hux nods back and removes the cat ears. Kylo smiles shyly as she runs her hand through Hux's short hair. Hux mumbles, "Sorry you weren't able to feel it when it was long."

Kylo blushed, "It makes your cheek bones amazing."

Hux wants to blurt out 'Kiss them! Kiss me!' But Kylo is already awkwardly kissing her. Hux has to tilt her head up slightly and takes advantage of her balance slip to hold onto Kylo's broad hips. Kylo kisses her slowly, gently but commanding. Hux has to follow. There's no wiggle room like with everyone else. She started shifting her hips feeling arousal burn deep. Kylo pulls away with a satisfied sigh before stirring the pasta. Hux bit her lip. She wasn't going to scream. Her stomach was perking up after the long day of packing and driving.

Kylo wordlessly guided them to the couch with two heaping bowls of cheesy pasta. Kylo kissed her forehead before whispering, "Water okay?"

Hux nodded and watched Kylo's backside jiggle slightly with each step.

They kissed each other good night two hours later. Kylo tried to give Hux the wi-fi pw but Hux declined. She had gotten rid of her phone, iPad, and laptop. Kylo had squeezed her hand and told her things would get better.

Hux believed her. Especially when they ended up in Kylo's bed the next night. They hadn't done anything more than cuddling and kissing before falling asleep. The next day, Hux's new accounts were open with the money she was able to move from her past. She could've easily lived the rest of her life on the money. But Kylo's CPA study books caught her eye. She had a MBA with a focus on finances. When Kylo came home that day, Hux announced they were going to be accountants together. Her money could be put towards their business rent. Kylo cried for an hour before she could speak in clear sentences. Hux petted her hair while watching TV.

"That would be pretty fucking awesome, Hux," Kylo whispers.

Hux smiles, "I know."

Kylo sits up and wipes her face before kissing Hux, "Does mean you'll have to interact with people and be on the internet."

Hux shrugs, "Numbers are concise aside from human error."

Kylo's smile grows, "Fucking nerd."

Hux giggles, "Yes, fuck this nerd."

[gladiasama]

La squadra’s headcanon

okay, here we go for our babies!

Risotto:

this big boy absolutely loves listening to music. Metallica, Nirvana,... goth daddy loves it! You can just see him hum this kind of song when he's driving or working. He doesn't sing very nice but listening to his low voice is a kinda relaxing.

when he's feeling alone or boring, he plays with little Metallica beans. Just, catch him while he pat this little cuties. You can see him with a pretty and tiny smile! Capo can be cute sometimes...

he loves help each other or stay with his team. He will do everything: strip poker, mario kart,... just ask him and he will do it for you!

the best cuddler. If you feeling sad, just put your head on his shoulder or in his chest and he will make you sit on his hips and will cuddle you until you feel better. Goth bear daddy.

Prosciutto:

oh boy. This pretty blond LOVES to take care of himself: his hair, his skin, his face, everybody has to be perfect. When he is on the bathroom, you should have a lot of time behind you because he can take hours. His products are very nice and smell so goood.

after a long day, just put your hands on his hair and his face so he will become a putty in your hands in less 5 seconds. But don't forget this, never touch his hair if he doesn't let you do this. He will be kind of angry but you are his baby, he didn't think what he said. When he doesn't work, he will do a pretty ponytail or something like that, it really suit him good.

oh what a good and sexy cooker(i'm not sure if cooker means something?). If it's your turn to cook something, be sure he'll be here and makes the best meal you have ever eat.

you have nothing to do this afternoon? Right, go shopping baby. Be sure that he will buy you everything you want or really suit you well even if the price hurts ouch he mentally screams. Pesci could be here too because of the bags. Prosciutto has to hold your hand in his right hand and his cigarette in his left hand. Also, there is 99,99% that he will buy you secretly something he likes and suits you, you don't know what will happens if he buys you sweet lingerie:)

Formaggio:

ooh this cheese boy loveees to eat. Just stay with him on your couch, bring some junk food and he will be in heaven. If you feeling bold, before he returns of his work or a tiring day, try or make a very good meal for him, he loves everything you do! If Formaggio eats too much, just go to lay with him and cover his face and stomach with kisses, rub his head, face, back or his tummy and he is all yours!

always has a new cat. One time, you surprise him feeding some cats in the town. He seems to be so happy when you tell him that you love cats as he likes them! But be ready if one day, he returns at home with a box of kittens on his arms, his clothes on it. Be ready for your babies!

if you are sad, he will put his heart and soul to make you smile! He hates seeing you sad and tired. He'll pay attention to your face, if he sees a little smile on your face, there is 100% chance that he will tease you and kiss all your face and told you on his arms. Big teddy bear hug boyfriend loves you so much!

sunny day outside? Go for walking, shopping or anything you want! Want to watch a movie? Sure, he’ll shrink the two of yours and free cinema! It’s not very legal but Formi doesn’t care, he just wants you having a good time. Want to walk after, here you go! If you’re tired, he’ll shrink you and put you in one of his pocket. Or if you want more fun, you piggy back on his back and be sure he’ll run if there is a slope only to make you scream lol

Pesci:

shy boy, oh what a tiny shy ananas boy. If the weather is very nice, he’ll take you to go fishing all the day! Prosciutto he has prepare everything for you, like food Prosciutto he makes himself, the drink he takes,etc... He teaches you how fishing and all the things you have to know about fish and friends, at the end of the day, you’ll try to hunt like a bear, Pesci had to stop you please no. You return at home completely wet, but you have something to eat for like 2 months. 

pesci likes to play games with you and the squad, but it’s never during to much time because of Ghiaccio who always screams and destroys everything when he loses. Also, he likes to watch movies with you, his record is 6 movies in only one night in your company. Don’t watch with him an emotional movie or he will cry during one week week poor baby;-;

if Prosciutto forces asks him to follow him for shopping, he happily accepts! Even if Prosciutto forces him to carry his bags, Pesci is okay! At the end, when Prosciutto buys a lot of clothes and beauty products, he decided to make Pesci some gifts, something he’s sure his little bro loves of all his heart. Even if Prosciutto is rude with him, he really likes him and maybe consider Pesci as his “aniki”, like Pesci likes to call him. 

poor boy is always teased by Formaggio, Illuso or Melone... The 3 of them are terrible together! He’s always teased by the squad! One time, Sorbet and Gelato made him believe that you were kidnapped by a sort of ghost in the middle of the night. Melone and Illuso scared him so much while you were sleeping peacefully in Formaggio’s pocket.

Illuso:

this pretty boy is always teasing you: he’s one of the tallest member of the la squadra, it’s easy for him to tease you. Poke at your cheeks, put his arms on your head, carry you on his arms suddenly and makes you come closer of his chest. He can feel the blush on your face when his hands go down near to your butt. 

he might be a pretty bastard rat who always teasing you all over the day, he has weakness. If he returns at home by a tiring and long day, make him lay on your lap when you caress his hair and pull gently one of his ponytail. He’ll become a putty in few seconds. His cheeks become pink and his face seems to relax. Even if in the first look he seems to be cocky and kinda mean, he’s a real sweetheart in reality!

when the home become too much noisy for him (when Ghiaccio returns at the house lol) he’ll go back into the mirror world and will just lay here. He’ll probably invite you to relax with him because this rat always needs attention from you. If it’s raining outside, there is a big chance for him to hugs you from behind and drag you into his world where he’ll cuddle you all the day.

man in the mirror loves you too! If you stay at the mirror world with him and Lulu is not here for few seconds, Man in the Mirror will look at you, if you’re not scared of him, he’ll let you approch him for some cuddle. He absolutely LOVES to have his chin pat. Illuso can feel it and knows what happens when he feels so good and loved! What a sweet darling.

Melone:

ooh sweet melon boy. When he sees you, be sure that he’ll be in his kneels only to hug, kiss or cary you in the seconds that follows that he sees you! Sometimes, he wears some lipstick only to leave some marks on your face and body. He loves to see you covers with, it means that how much he cares and loves you!

surprising, baby face likes you too! The first time he saw you, he spread his tiny arms in the air and wanted you to carry him. Melone was on the ground, screaming how much you were cute and how much you could be a great mother. Aaaw melon daddy loves you so muuuch!

he’s such a diva. One time, he saw a spider and he cried so much. He said that one time, a spider bites his pretty face and he said that he was “disfigured”.  he doesn’t eat well, sometimes, he forgot or didn’t want to eat so you had to force him. The only to make him eat is to make him sit on your laps and give him food while his stomach explodes. 

sometimes, he takes your clothes and wears them for a long long time. He likes to see your cute expression when you see him with these clothes. He’ll lay on you, his face on your chest and will cuddle you for the day. If you pat his hair, he can fall asleep in your arms. Kiss his face while he’ll wake up, so sweet little angel.

Ghiaccio:

oh boy tiny angry gremlin. If he has the time, he’ll take you in the evening to go to a skating rink. He’ll try to teach you how to stand and move, it will be hard for him because ice skating is very difficult lol. He’ll put your hands in his and will try to make you move before you fall on his chest. he was so red ihih.

in his bedroom, you can find gifts that you give him and you remember that he said he hates them. Why do you sleep with the penguin plush Ghiaccio? And the cute t-shirt you wear when you sleep? Ah! And the cute selfies you send him that he doesn’t like them, why are they in your phone? He’ll so red when he heard that lol.

he’s the favorite target of Illuso’s prank. His screams are so shrill and the face he’s making is so funny! Melone recors the scene ans send you, Ghiaccio sulks to you for a few hours before you scratch behind his ears and chin to calm him down. He’s so angry again because this time, Gelato recors everything and the video is in the tv for 3 hours now.

he’s very cute when he laughs. It’s very rare to see him smile or something like that but when you catch him smile, he’ll be reddening as hell. Stop teasing him! And have you sleep when he sleeps??? He’s so cute when he drools a little, his eyebrows looks so relaxed and he looks so peaceful! Aaaw, cute kitty.

Sorbet and Gelato:

daddies are teasing you all the time: you’re walking, will put hands on your hips or butt; you’re sleeping, in the morning you’ll awake with bites and hickeys all over your neck and body. Gelato absolutely loves to leave bites and blood trail in your neck when he bites you hard with his tiny fangs. Sorbet likes to leaves so bruises and nails trail too when he kiss you. 

When you are walking in the street, be sure that they will teasing you again. If there are a lot of people in the town, be sure that they be able to ran away from you and hide. They will show themselves when you panic a little too much or if you begin to cry a little. Sorbet doesn’t really care but Gelato will cary you in his arms while kissing you.

Sorbet is the best cooker of the two of yours. While Gelato can make the kitchen burn, Sorbet can cook the granny style cooking. It’s better when he’ll try to steal your food outside of your mouth. Eeew he’s strange but you love him.

gelato is the best cuddler. Will put you on his laps and kiss you again and again and again. If you’re in your bed, he’ll take the whole place and Sorbet had to carry him on his stomach only to give you some rest. Gelato is like glue you carry all the day, you need some rest. They are not so cruel and mean with you, their tiny lovers.

[lovemesomesurveys]

Do you like the song “Baby Got Back”? I can rap the whole thing. Impressive, I know.  Do you like arm/wrist warmers? Nah. When did you stop playing with barbies or whatever toy you enjoyed as a child? Aww, I was obsessed with Barbies. I miss those days. I think I played until I was like 10. What’s your favorite game? (Out of electronic games, nintendo games, card games, et cetera) Mario Bros and The Sims. When did you first hear of Harry Potter? I remember kids reading it in elementary school. I didn’t read the books, but I started getting into the movies when Prisoner of Azkaban came out.

How many pictures do you take a month on average? I take a lot of pictures of my doggo. What color are your eyes? Brown. Speaking of eyes, have you ever taken a picture where your eyes turned out a WAY different color from your actual real-life eyes, and somebody ends up complimenting THAT color? No. Are you the type people should take seriously, or should they think you’re joking most of the time? Well, I downplay things a lot so people don’t really know the actual extent of things. They don’t get the seriousness. Surveys are a different story, though.  What do you think of therapists? I think they can be great. I need to find one and try out therapy. Do you have a bad temper? I’m not quick to anger, but I get irritated and frustrated very easily. What do you think about how around Halloween a lot of people harm black cats? That makes me angry. So, are you looking forward to being out on your own? (And if you’re already out on your own, how do you like it?) No. I’m 30 and don’t feel anywhere near ready to be out on my own.  What are your feelings towards e-dating? Not my thing. Would you ever go to a sperm bank to get pregnant? No. What’s the weirdest thing thats happened to you lately? Hmm. Are your nails painted? If so, what color? Nope. I haven’t painted my nails in yearsss. Is random actually.. random anymore? It gets thrown around easily. Which body of water do you prefer? (IE: Pool, ocean, lake, river…) I think the ocean is beautiful and I love being near one at the beach, but I don’t get in it. I don’t get in any body of water. Do you have the same initials as anyone else you know? No. What do you think of people who use the saying, “Ignorance is bliss” in defense of something? (IE: When they’re being naive, know it, and defend themselves by saying “Ignorance is bliss.”) It really depends on what it’s about.  If a little kid walked up to you and asked, “Are you goth?”, how would you respond? I doubt a little kid would even know what that was or randomly ask someone that, but uh I’d say no, I’m not. When you like someone, and they don’t know about it, are you the type who wants to tell them, or them to make a move first? I just hope they somehow figure it out, ha. I’ve only told 4 people how I felt about them. I want them to make the first move.  Does it annoy you when people say their heart is “broken”? No? I’ve felt heartbroken many times. Would you rather hang out with friends, hang out with one close friend, or be alone? Be alone these days. I pushed away any friends I had and now I have none. :/ Do you roll with the punches or get kicked in the gut.. so to speak? I get kicked in the gut. What would make you think a person is “too much to handle”? I’m too much to handle. Would you know exactly how to help a person if they were choking on something? I wouldn’t be able to do the Heimlich Maneuver or anything. Like, physically I can’t (I’m in a wheelchair). I would have to immediately dial 911. Omg, what a frightening situation to even think about... I hope that never happens. I would feel so helpless and be so scared. Do you prefer calm, soft songs - or heavy, loud songs? I like both. What do you think of Mariah Carey? I like some of her songs. As for a person, I’ve heard she’s a diva and very snobby. What about that song by Rihanna where she’s saying she doesn’t want to be a murderer, when SHE’S the one cheating? I liked the song.  What makes you the most frustrated? My health. What are you listening to? I’m watching a YouTube video. What do you think of lucid dreaming? “I have these lucid dreams where I can’t move a thing...” RIP Juice WRLD. :( Anyway, I’ve never experienced it. What language do you want to learn? (If you’ve already learned it, which is it?) I’d just like to be fluent in Spanish. I only know very little, and I’m super rusty now cause it’s been several years since my last Spanish class and I haven’t practiced much since. I should do that Duolingo or whatever thing. Finally, have you ever painted one of those “Paint By Numbers” things? Yeah.

[my-emotional-self]

The Actor and The Photographer (Chris Evans x Reader)

Pairings: Chris Evans x Reader

Warnings: Swearing, Fluff, Awkwardness?

Word Count:  2,148

Summary: You are a freelance photographer who happens to photograph Chris Evans.

You were sat on the couch, your laptop nestled gently on your lap as you scrolled through your most recent photoshoot photos, trying to pick the best ones.  The curtains were drawn letting in the warm New England sun on this bright Sunday late morning.  The hum of the announcers for the New England Patriots swept through your apartment as birds sang happily outside.  

Your phone rang making you quickly swipe it open and answer.  “This is Y/N.”

“Hi Y/N, this is Zach from GQ magazine.  I was hoping to book you for a shoot this Wednesday if you are available,” Zach said from the other line as you smiled to yourself.  Zach was always a pleasure to work with and you never had any problems with him.  

“Let me just check my schedule real quick, hold on” you remarked, setting your phone down before hastily grabbing your planner from your purse.  “Nope, I’m all free.  What are the details?”

“Our office in New York, Wednesday at 2pm, Chris Evans” Zach replied, his voice smooth as he gave you all the details you needed on whether you would approve or deny this opportunity.

You had never photographed Chris before, and he was definitely one of your top people you always wanted to work with.  “Yeah, I can make that happen.”

“Great, see you Wednesday morning.”

Ending the phone call, you sat back down on the couch, letting out a sigh as you got back to work.

~~~

Wednesday morning came as your alarm woke you from your slumber; the hotel pillows not as comfortable as your own as you massaged the kink from your neck.  The drive from Boston to New York City was a little over four hours so you decided to make the drive last night, and stay at a hotel rather than get up at five in the morning and go through traffic.  

Taking a quick shower, you bow dried your hair and put on some mascara.  You were never one for makeup; really only wearing it for special occasions. You threw on a pair of black skinny jeans, combat boots and a torn Nirvana shirt.  This was one of the best things about being a freelance photographer; you made your own rules.  You didn’t have to go out to buy a whole new ‘professional’ wardrobe.  Being in the business for a little over five years now, you made a name for yourself and people knew what to expect from you.  

You decided taxi would be much less daunting than driving through New York City.  The drive was effortless for the taxi driver as you went through Zach’s email on your phone; your trust camera bag hugging your hip.  Your phone vibrated in your hand; a text from your brother coming through.  

Tom: Hey little sis, what are you up to today?

Y/N: I’m actually in NYC, about to do a photoshoot.  

Tom: Coincidentally, I’m also in NYC.  Give me your location and I’ll drop off some lunch for you.

You snorted at his last text, rolling your eyes.  He was always looking out for you as your big brother; taking care of you even though you were 31 years old.  

Y/N: Really Tom, you don’t have to do that.  They will have food there like they always do.

Tom: Quit crying and give me the address.  

This time you laughed, the taxi driving looking at you from the mirror before his eyes went back to the road.  You gave Tom the address of where your photoshoot was being held.  

Tom: Great.  I won’t have time to sit and chat but I’ll at least bring you some good food.  I’ll see you later

Pulling up to the GQ offices, you paid and tipped the driver before letting yourself out of the car.  Zach greeted you as you walked in; the two of you easily making chit chat as he showed you to the space where the photoshoot would be held.  

It was about a half hour before Chris would show up so you started to unpack your things, setting everything up and taking a few test shots of the hair and makeup crew setting up in the corner.  

You heard some giggling and whispers going on behind you.  Turning, you saw the makeup girls looking in your direction; laughing when they saw you look at them before turning their gaze away.  

Your lip curled up in a sneer, shaking your head in disgust.  People always talked about you; about the way you dressed for such ‘professional’ engagements such as celebrity photoshoots; but it never bothered you. You were bullied, a lot in middle school and high school for wearing what you wanted to.  Most people calling you ‘goth’ or ‘emo’ just because you wore band t-shirts, combat boots, and chunky bracelets.  You would never understand why there would be so much hate in the world, just from the way people dressed.  There were, without a doubt, more important issues going on.   People like those girls are the reason you strive to do something different; photograph wildlife.  

In that moment, the doors opened up and Chris Evans himself walked in.  You had to admit, your heart faltered as he glanced over to you and nodded; a smirk appearing on his lips.  He was wearing a pair of blue jeans, along with a, what looked like, a size too small blue t-shirt and a baseball hat.  

You could tell with ease that this wasn’t Chris’ first rodeo.  He went straight to hair and makeup, introducing himself before sitting down in the chair to get ready.  

As they were tending to Chris, you couldn’t help but steal glances in his direction; his soft blue eyes often meeting yours through the mirror.  Each time your eyes connected, you felt your face heat up with embarrassment from being caught looking at him.  In all your time photographing celebrities, you never got flustered. Not.  One.  Bit. And here comes Chris, changing that.

Chris cleared his throat, getting your attention and you almost dropped your camera as you were lost in your own thoughts; thoughts of seeing him shirtless while getting into his wardrobe.  

“Hi, Chris Evans” he said as he held out his hand, waiting for you to take it; his cerulean eyes staring you down making the butterflies stir in your stomach.  

Do something Y/N, your mind screamed at yourself as you just stood there, getting lost in his blue orbs. “Y/N.  Y/N Brady, nice to meet you Chris” you finally managed to say as you placed your smaller hand in his large calloused, but warm hand.  “You ready?” you asked with grin, hoping to not be a nervous bumbling idiot during the next few hours.  

Chris gave you a wink, “I’m all yours!”

At his words, your heart drummed so forcefully in your chest, you thought you would explode. Chris turned around and went towards the white backdrop as you mentally slapped yourself.  Get a grip Y/N!!  Never have you felt such a pull towards someone; never faltering at their words; never feeling like a lovesick teenager.  You just met the guy for craps sake!  

Mentally shaking your thoughts away, you put your camera on the tripod, adjusting the frame and lighting as needed before getting down the business.  

~~~

Chris was, overall, one of the easiest people you had ever worked with before.  You had photographed many actors, singers, and sports stars over the last five years and you knew most of them would be divas and hard to work with.  But Chris was different; he was easy to instruct.  He listened to your every suggestion on how to pose, and what he should be doing.  He even made you laugh by cracking jokes, and making comments.  

“Lunch time” Zach said as he opened the door for the catering company.  Everyone in the room quietly cheering as other workers set up tables around the room.  

Your stomach was rumbling, begging for food as you smelled the delicious catering; but you were more excited to see what your brother was bringing you.  

As people started to dig in to their food, you scanned the room, seeing Chris eating at the table closest to where you were standing; his PA sitting next to him.  

“Y/N” you heard your name being called as you turned to see your brother Tom standing in the doorway, a ‘Patsy’s Pizzeria’ pizza box in hand.  It took everything you could muster to not make a fool of yourself by jumping up and down.  Patsy’s Pizzeria was by far, your favorite pizza joint ever!  

“You are a lifesaver Tom!” you gushed as you pranced to your brother, giving him a hug before taking the box from him.  “Are Giselle and the kids with you?”

“No, they are back home. I’m just here for the day, but I actually have to rush.  I got caught up in traffic and I’m going to be late so I’ll see you at the game on Sunday?” his eyebrows raised in anticipation for your answer.  

“Yes I’ll be there on Sunday.  Wouldn’t miss it” you answered before giving him a kiss on the cheek; Tom reciprocating the gesture before heading out the door.  

Turning around, you paused when you saw Chris looking at you, his mouth agape as his food filled fork was paused in the air.  Furrowing your brows, you went to take a seat across from his, setting down the pizza box.

“Everything alright?” you chuckled out as you dug out a large slice of pizza.  

“That was Tom Brady” Chris choked out, his face contorted in surprise.  

You giggled at how awe struck he looked, “You sure don’t miss a thing do you?”  You immediately scolded yourself for saying such a thing to a client; hoping he didn’t take it the wrong way.  Having a sarcastic mouth sometimes got you into trouble and you were hoping now wasn’t going to be one of those times.  

“You’re related to Tom Brady?” Chris asked again, his body language still frozen as he stared at you with intensity.  

“Mmmhhmmm” you hummed out, taking a bite from your pizza and chewing rather hastily.  “He’s my older brother.”

Chris’ mouth finally shut, setting down his fork in the process as his hands caressed his beard. You glanced between Chris and his PA, your forehead furrowing in the process trying to figure out what the big deal was.  Chris was a celebrity; he had been in many big blockbuster movies; why would Tom Brady have this kind of effect on him?

His PA leaned over the table in your direction.  “Have you ever felt, that there is one person out there, one, that if you ever met, you would just go completely frozen?”

As your mind turned her question about, you finally nodded your head to her.  “Yeah, I’m sure everybody does” you replied with a shrug.

She smiled at you, “Tom Brady is that person for Chris.”

You didn’t pay too much time to reading gossip columns about celebrities or anything to that sort. You didn’t want it to influence your job in a negative way at all, but now you were sure you could find something on Chris gushing about Tom Brady in an interview!

“Interesting” you said with a sly smile; Chris face beginning to turn a light shade of pink from his PA’s words.  

“It’s not like that alright” Chris chuckled out, finally finding his voice.  “I’m just a really big fan of the Patriots and Tom Brady is pretty amazing at what he does.”

You shook your head with a giggle, “Well, I agree with you on that.”  In that moment, an idea popped into your head, and you didn’t know if it would be overstepping any kind of boundaries or not.  But then again, you were a freelance photographer; you made your own damn rules.  “I’m going to the game on Sunday.  If you’re in town, you’re free to come!”

Chris’ face lit up like a little kid on Christmas morning when they realize how many presents Santa brought them.  

“Really?” Chris asked, his eyes crinkling from the bright smile on his face.  

“Of course” came your soft reply, your grin wide an easy as you nervously fidgeted with your hands under the table.  You hoped he would say yes as you wouldn’t mind getting to know Chris.  Even if it didn’t go anywhere, he seemed like a cool guy to hang around.  

His hand slapped on the table eagerly, but not with enough force to make people look in your direction. “I would love to go to the game on Sunday.”

It was settled, Chris was coming with you to the Patriots came on Sunday to cheer on your brother. The two of you got back to your lunches, stealing glances across the table at one another.  

A/N: I’ve had this idea in my head for a few months. Part 2??

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[undxunted]

out of BAZARI + GABE + MIKKY + ELI+ THEO + AARON + ROMEO, rank the most-to-least likely to... ╭〻◕`w´◕〻╮ visit an art museum? donate to a panhandler? unironically enjoy reading/watching a love story whether they admit it out loud of not? graduate as valedictorian in a situation where they all went to a standard high school? solve a math problem faster than the other two? hold a petty grudge? recognize annona bright in public? pass out in a public place? drop acid? break a heart? punch a wall?

WOW. I have like two people in this goddamn site who know about my characters and I think I know who sent this. For practical purposes, I will use the BrightLights rp!AU for Zach, Mikky and Riley. Anyways, back to business:

Visit an art museum: 

Zach

Romeo

Eli

Gabe

Aaron

Basil

Riley

Theo

Mikky.

Zach is the son of two serial killers who were absolutely obsessed with art, design and perfection. He has a very well trained mind regarding the artistic area and considers himself an expert, even though the only strong artistic abilities he possesses are music and theater ( he loves theater ). There’s nothing interesting to say about the rest.

Donate to a panhandler:

Riley

Zach

Aaron

Eli

Gabe

Basil

Mikky

Romeo

Theo

Riley grew up in a very very poor family and knows about struggle. Very few extended him a hand when he and his family needed it and seeing someone go through the same makes him feel ( surprisingly ) bad. Zach is ridiculously kind, Aaron is involved with the church, Gabe is the middle point between kindness and personal interest in this list. Basil hang around horrible places because unlike what people think, the powerful people are below, not above. Romeo probably thinks panhandlers are a myth since he barely uses his own feet to move from one place to another and he is dropped right at the front of red carpets. Theo is just a prick who sees the rest of the world as scum.

Unironically enjoy reading/watching a love story whether they admit it out loud of not?: 

Eli

Gabe

Aaron

Mikky

Zach

Riley

Romeo

Theo

Basil

Eli is a HUGE teddy bear, the only one who is actually looking to become fully good and change his life around. He is secretly very cheesy and probably the only of the list who is not afraid to speak about feelings. Basil on the other hand is painfully cold and neutral, at one point I even thought he was aromantic, but he ended developing a huge crush on his current girlfriend at the group. Still, he is learning how to deal with feelings and how to express them.

Graduate as valedictorian in a situation where they all went to a standard high school?:

Basil

Gabe

Romeo

Theo

Riley

Aaron

Eli

Zach

Mikky

Even due Basil’s cold personality, he knows his way around people and he is also very smart. He wasn’t born with a ridiculous amount of brains like Riley, but he was always very witty and intuitive, aside of extremely scholarly and capable of noticing details that others would usually oversee. This helped him to get to the top of the list. Dangerously close, there’s Gabe, but since he has this weird vibe, not all teachers trusted him at all. Riley could have won, because he has an uncanny intelligence (think of any of the Holmes), but he is too lazy and too much of a curious and party guy, so he spends his time in the detention room alongside Eli and Mikky. Eli is a big Gryffindor who is always getting in petty fights, Mikky is just a yandere witch trying to sleep with all the teachers. Zach doesn’t have very good grades, except for History of Art and Aaron is a fucking hypocrite nobody really tolerates, but ironically, this fanatic child of mine hangs a lot with Mikky because she is the only one who can stand him. Theo is a golden boy, but he stabbed a guy with a pencil once, so nobody really trusts him much anymore and Romeo would be the perfect valedictorian, but he probably missed a point or two in a class while flirting with the cheerleaders.

Solve a math problem faster than the other two?:

Riley

Theo

Basil

Eli

Gabe

Romeo

Aaron

Zach

Mikky

Riley is my smart boy, anything you can do, he can do better. He is a fucking mess with a short attention span ( and interest ) but he can solve anything math-y in seconds. Prolly Theo and Basil follow him next, even though Riley already solved 3 problems while the other two are finishing the first one. Mikky simply wouldn’t do it, she is too pretty and goth for that.

Hold a petty grudge?: Are you kidding me? Literally all my characters can’t let shit go and that’s why they are the way they are.

Basil

Gabe

Riley

Theo

Mikky

Aaron

Romeo

Zach

Eli

Basil murdered his little sister out of vengeance against his mother. Gabe is… well, you know, he thinks he is an angel and must punish men for their bad deeds. If Riley is fooled, lied or tricked, oh boy, you are in BIG trouble. From there, the rest are mostly petty bitches. Eli is the most calm one unless you get to piss him off which is hard, but careful if you do.

Recognize Annona Bright in public?:

Gabe

Theo

Mikky

Zach

Basil

Romeo

Eli

Aaron

Riley

The heir, socialite and also horror fan? ( all my kids are horror fans, tho ), he is a big fan of Annona and wouldn’t miss a chance to meet her. He probably tried to flirt with her A LOT. Theo is a sadist and most likely has had HORRIBLE fantasies with her he would love to bring out of his dreams. Mikky likes the feminine representation in the industry and loves her wardrobe.

Pass out in a public place?:

Theo

Aaron

Zach

Eli

Riley

Mikky

Romeo

Basil

Gabe

Theo is a drama queen, either real or not, if passing out gives this obnoxious bastard the required attention, he will do it. Aaron is that guy that screams like a girl when he is startled or scared and even though he is starting his own cult, seeing dirty stuff would make him pass out. Zach sometimes gets heavy headaches ( in both the Plath and Bright Lights verses ) and this can knock him down. Basil is a doctor so usually can sense if it is going to happen and find a safe place to do it or call someone before it happens. Gabe is a diva who wouldn’t be allowed to be seen weak in public.

Drop acid?:

Romeo

Riley

Mikky

Theo

Eli

Gabe

Aaron

Zach

Basil

Romeo is a rich party boy. He likes having fun spending lots of money, even if that includes drugs for everyone. Riley was in a cage for 18 years ( he is 23 in the current verses, I should update that ), so now he was to experience it all. Zach is a prude and wouldn’t really do it unless the peer pressure is too much. Basil thinks drugs are stupid.

Break a heart?: HA!

Romeo

Riley

Theo

Mikky

Gabe

Aaron

Zach

Eli

Basil

Romeo and Riley like to collect “pets” aka people they can use whenever they want and then dump them just to go after them when they get bored again. Eli is too much of a good person to do that and Basil is not someone you crush on?? And even if that happened, he would get sure the pop the bubble really quick because he has no time for stupid feelings or whatsoever.

Punch a wall?:

Zach

Riley

Eli

Aaron

Theo

Romeo

Mikky

Gabe

Basil

Zach and Riley are the most impulsive ones. They can snap quickly with the correct trigger, that’s why in their brotherhood, Basil is also the one who calms them down, he barely shows any real emotion and after being a crybaby in his childhood years, he learned how to shut himself down. Eli’s feelings are very strong and as your stereotypical Gryffindor, his own ego and pride get in the way sometimes.

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Tina Cohen-Chang

Faceclaim: Jenna Ushkowitz. Age: 26 years old. Birthday: 11th November, 1992. Hometown: Sacramento, California. Sexuality: Heterosexual.

Current Occupation:  Night shift Vet in the Pure Paws Animal Hospital. Aspirations: To work at a vet clinic in Long Island while living in a brownstone with her loving partner in a stable relationship. Pets: Currently fostering two domestic short hair kittens named Selina and Kyle.

Qualifications: - BS in chemistry, with a minor in dance from Brown University - DVM from Cornell University focusing on domestic animals

Biography: Her entire life, Tina couldn’t help but feel that she was playing the supporting role in another person’s story. Adopted by Daniel and Grace Cohen Chang when she was a toddler, she became a source of inspiration to her seven year old sister, community praise for her parents, and a means of bringing the family closer together. As she got older, the attention and subsequent pressure became overwhelming to her already shy nature, and in fifth grade she began faking a stutter in order to be excused from the spotlight directly. This ruse allowed her to keep to herself for years, but when she entered high school and her sister left for college, her own loneliness got the best of her, pushing Tina to emerge from her shell and become more active. She joined show choir, theater, the academic decathlon, and prom committee, making new friends and dropping the stutter.

Despite her hard work and talent, though, Tina often felt overshadowed.  She got top grades in school, but her friend was a math prodigy.  She thought rationally and made good points, but it was her teammate’s passionate speech that moved others to make the same decision.  Her loyalty to her teams never wavered, but she’d still the lead solos and roles to the more temperamental Broadway Diva until she graduated, and then the dramatic but charming transfer student.  Flash and pizzazz just wasn’t who she was.

Her love life was just as awkward, to be honest. Tina somehow managed to pick all of the wrong guys: guys that were a little rough around the edges, but essentially good-hearted…and then would reveal that they were actually in love with someone else (or gay). It wasn’t her fault– “she was great”– but it wasn’t meant to be.  She was always essentially someone’s romantic false lead, a stepping stone on their way to a happily ever after.

All of this culminated in Tina applying to numerous schools as far from Sacramento as possible. Her excellent grades and numerous extra-curriculars got her into the Ivy Leagues. She packed her bags and headed to Brown University in Rhode Island, where being away from what she had once been gave her a new lease on life. Being appreciated for what she was, Tina gained more confidence and certainty in what she wanted in life.  She found her passion in animal care, and after graduating cum laud went on to Cornell University to get her DVM, settling on domestic pets.

Fresh out of vet school, Tina looked over her multiple job offers before settling on a lower-paying position as an emergency room vet that would allow her to stay in New York and keep living the big city life to the fullest.

Headcannons:

Tina fosters at least two cats at any given time from nearby shelters, strongly preferring them to dogs.

She takes time to visit her family for as many holidays as she can manage, but keeps the visits short in order to keep from being pulled back to her younger self’s headspace.  Most of the family’s communication is done via email and telephone.  Tina loves her family completely though, and knows that they’re proud of everything she’s done.

Tina tends to fall in love hard and fast, despite being fully aware that it usually ends in disaster.  She has a tattoo of a high school boyfriend’s name on her hip (which she had adjusted after they broke up), has lived with one boyfriend during college, and was engaged to another.

While Tina is much stronger and more assertive than she used to be, she still often lets herself get pushed around for the sake of helping others.  However she can only keep everything in for so long, and eventually she’ll just explode, taking out her frustrations at anyone within a five-mile radius, and sheepishly having to help mend bridges afterwards…her communication skills are a work in progress.

Tina loves performing.  In high school she was often relegated to small parts in show choir, and understudy in school productions including West Side Story, Les Miserables, and Grease.  In college, however, she snagged the role of Heather Duke in Heathers and Dawn in Waitress.  She also managed to shine while minoring in dance, performing tap and jazz pieces and leading the school’s Ballroom Dance Team.  She still loves it, and makes time to perform at karaoke bars and open mic nights, as well as teaching dance classes at Hartley House twice a month.

She learned piano, but she’s not amazing at it.  She enjoys playing jazz, but she won’t play in public.  The most advanced piece she’ll perform in front of others is “Heart and Soul”.

She loves to cook, but is absolutely horrible at it.  Tina has set off the smoke alarm in the building multiple times in the small space that she’s lived here, and most of her refrigerator is filled with take-out, since her own efforts are inedible (but not Chinese food, which she hates).

Tina is great with fabrics: before she began performing, she helped behind the scene with costuming, and still does her own alterations today.  She also helps out at Hartley House with their clubs’ costuming needs.

During high school, Tina went through a Goth phase, in which she created many of her own outfits.  However, thanks to Twilight, she was often mistaken for Vampire.  This led to Tina’s subsequent Anti-Goth Phase, and while she’s calmed down significantly over the years, she will still gleefully tear apart Anne Rice, Twilight, The Vampire Diaries, True Blood, or any similar series if goaded.  She does, however, enjoy Lost Boys and Mel Brooks’ Dracula: Dead and Loving It.

Tina loves John Mulaney, Game of Thrones, Nailed It!, and 80’s movies.

Favourite Song: "How Far I’ll Go” Auli'i Cravalho, Moana. Favourite Quote: “I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete.  It’s so fucking heroic."  George Carlin.