people like to joke that keith is a mcr girlie. but i think allura would have a religious experience if she listened to ‘three cheers for sweet revenge’
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Slug Christ - Plant Mentality 4.
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VINYL - Limited to 300 pressed on random mixed color vinyl (no two will be the same - no standard black).
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Chaz Bell, known by most as Slug Christ, has been noted as one of the most prolific, versatile, and influential underground artists in indpendent music. One of the original and most recognized members of the Atlanta hip-hop collective Awful Records (among the likes of Abra, Father, Playboi Carti, Tommy Genesis, & others), his body of work surely speaks for itself. With an extensive and vast catalog of singles, mixtapes, EP’s and full-length albums, he has worked with the likes of Playboi Carti, Father, $uicideboy$, Lil Peep, and so many more. After taking a break to release a coffee table art book and perform soundtrack work for films (including a documentary about Steph Curry), Slug has returned with his most outstanding and most eclectic album to date.
*A camera turns on as a boy with orange spiked hair and white eyes looks into it holding a golden microphone and an UZI as he gets frustrated*
"I can't get this stupid thing to work!"
*A higher pitched voice can be heard in the background*
"Babe, the camera is on..."
*The man sees the camera working and perks up*
"Hello everyone! I'm Pico Tankman! And welcome to my apartment... I currently share with 5 other people... 2 of them being my lovers."
*Pico focuses the camera on a blue haired male with a red cap with a blue brim and a white shirt with a red prohibition sign as the boy is on the couch with his legs on the coffee table*
"What's up y'all? My name is Kendric, but you can also call me Keith or Boyfriend, I'll answer to either. I broke up with Cherry and went back to Pico. Don't ask about it, it's pretty messy. The girl right beside me is Luna! Say hello Luna!"
*The camera then moves to the female sitting next to Keith except she has longer hair*
"Hello everyone! I'm Luna! Keith's female side that was separated thanks to the Dearest family!"
*Pico then moves the camera to two girls sitting next to each other holding hands as one has long dark red hair with a long red dress*
"Hello people! I'm Aletta Dearest! You can also call me Cherry or Girlfriend! I am the daughter of Daddy Dearest and Mommy Mearest. I broke up with Keith about 2 years ago and have been dating my new girlfriend Nene!"
*The camera moves to a girl with a bit darker skin with herpes all over her lips and a pink headband in her short black hair. She wears a pink dress with overalls and pink buttons that are in the shape of golden hearts, similar to her earrings.*
"Hello everyone! I'm Nene! I broke up with my previous boyfriend Jordan Katalano because he gave me herpes and generally didn't treat me like how I wanted. But Cherry has been the absolute best girlfriend ever!"
*The camera gets taken as a girl with bright red hair styled to look like demon horns looks into it smiling as she wears goth makeup with a hidden tongue piercing and wears leather attire with yellow crosses*
"What up bitches! It's me! Cassandra! *Laughs* I love doing that... No seriously, hello everyone. I was thought dead but in reality, I was in a coma for 24 years after Pico shot the Penilian off of me, I woke up a few months ago and now I'm here. Me and Pico made up and put aside our differences... Now we're friends again! There's still trauma. But that'll heal."
*Pico takes the camera back*
"That's my family in a nutshell. We all live in the same apartment as renting is expensive here in Funk City. But if I think of anyone else, I'll be sure to introduce you guys! Until then, bye bye!