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Sams biting BA is soooooooo 😍😍😍
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Was it your birthday recently?
YES IT WAS!!!!! MY BIRTHDAYW WAS THE 28TH
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Any scp (mostly jack)’s headcanons by @/whaleofatjme1920 😭💕 I get so heckin’ emotional
selfshippers rb with your favorite personal hc about your f/o
pr*ship c*mship etc dni
#💊 | Dr. Jack Bright#txt#I especially loved the music/playlist Headcanons#got me kicking my feet n shit
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having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing. wdym i want to hold this person's hand. i have work to do... emails to answer...
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OH MY GODDDD VENGEANCE SAGA WAS SO GOOOOOODDDD!!!!! I WAS SO HYPED FOR IT TO COME OUT AND NOW IM VALIDATED FOR BEING HYPED THAT SHIT WAS STRAIGHT FIRE
#epic the musical#the vengeance saga#I AM SERIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH POSEIDON'S VOICE ACTOR#HIS VOICE IS JUST 👌👌👌👌👌#AND ODY BEING A SAVAGE TO HIM BACK LIKE HOLY SGIT#THIS SAGA GOT ME KICKING MY FEET N EVERYTHING#I LOVED IT AHHHHHHHH#600 STRIKE HOLY SHIT#IT WAS SO VIDEO GAME CODED AND I LOVED IT#GET IN THE WATER DID NOT DISAPOINT NOR CHARYBDIS#OR HERMES#JUST AGH#I LOVE ALL OF THESE SONGS SO MUCH#excuse me im just really reaally happy over this saga it beats wisdom saga any day#might be up there in my top fav sagas next to thunder saga and underworld and ocean saga#just holy shit man#i love how this man does not hesitate to implement polites in nearly very saga no matter what#thats his guy his bud his best boi#god what an awesome thing to drop before halloween holy shit i loved it#calypso“what am i supposed to do with this love for you” like idk fucking perish idc#ody does not care
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why am I down bad for a man who’d swap me for a packet of bacon crisps, flirts with Melissa and her 10kg head, ignores mc exists AND becomes a cowboy when he’s getting a lap dance?!?
send help pls
#ham man got me giggling and kicking my feet n shit#yes pls keep flirting with everyone but mc#we love that shit#litg#litg hamish#love island the game#litg all stars#litg s9
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Would it be possible to commission you for a few more one shot of the spontaneous helmet kiss prompt for the other batchers and possibly other clone soldiers like Rex or Howzer?? I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOUR TAKE WITH TECH’S!
Thank you & Absolutely you can! Let’s gooo (decided to just do little one shots in this post, hope u don’t mind nonny 😚)
Helmet Kisses
𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁 𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁 𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁 𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙
All Bad Batch boys + Rex, Fives & Howzer X GN!Reader
Little HC about reader giving our boys a spontaneous helmet kiss.
warnings: none, pure fluff. Little mentions of injury. Not proofread
A/N- Originally inspired by this post by @whoneedsname501. I’ve already done Tech which you can read here so this will be all the others 😊
Masterlist
𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁 𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁 𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁 𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙𐄁𐄙
☾ Echo
This man was smitten the day he had met you so when you kissed him on the helmet one day, his body just did not compute what happened.
The Batchers including him had been away on a mission for two days now and thought it was best that you stay with the ship as a ‘just incase’. Which, you didn’t mind.
You were in a forest in Raxxus and wildlife was absolutely your thing. The sight of new plants, herbs and animals always amazed you and it was something Echo thought was quite endearing about you. Although he is usually grumpy, he did perk up around you when you would go on a tangible rant and rave about something new.
On his return back to the ship, he notices a strange looking orange plant with sweet smelling leaves. So, he grabs a handful (he did hide away from his brothers when he did this because he didn’t want to hike back to the ship with them teasing him all the way) and stuffs them in his pocket carefully and would give them to you on arrival.
You’re sitting on the steps of the ship with your head in your holopad when you heard the crunch of branches and leaves and sure enough your clones were in view.
“Hey guys! How’d it go?” You wave over at them, standing to your feet and bound down the steps to greet them.
They tell you all went well so in return you tell them you brewed something up for them food wise in the ship if they’re hungry. Of course, Wrecker went racing inside with the others following aside from Echo who hung back a little.
“Hello my Arc Trooper, you alright?” You beam at him teasingly as you nudge his shoulder playfully. Luckily for him, he was wearing his helmet still so he could hide the stupid smile on his face when you called him ‘my Arc Trooper’.
“Very well. Though, I found something you may be interested in?”
Your ears perk at this and watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls something out. He hands it to you and your eyes widen in surprise. It was a herb from what you can tell but it was new and that excited you. “Oh wow!” You took them into your hands and inspected them closely. “They smell nice. Could be good in some stew of some kind?” You spoke more to yourself than at him but he watches you and again, smiles.
When you do look back at him to see him still standing there, you’re thankful for the kind gesture. So thankful that you don’t realise that you leaned towards him and placed a small kiss to the side of his helmet.
Echo stilled and cursed to all what was greater in the Galaxy for having his damn helmet on. But then again, would you have thanked him with a kiss if he didn’t?
Your mouth is moving as he stares at you but he hears nothing. It’s not until a confused expression crosses your face and you place a hand on his arm gently when his senses come back to him. “Are you okay?”
Nodding quickly, way too quickly for it to be believable he walks past you and goes to his bunk to research more rare herbs for another kiss to happen again.
☾ Hunter
“Hey Sarge, what are you doing up?”
Hunter turns around to face you and that’s when you spot your blaster in his grasp. “Did I wake you?” He questions you before you could ask what he was doing with one of your weapons.
“No,” you shake your head, stepping towards him to see what he was doing, “I usually wake at this time anyway. What are you doing with my stuff?” You question, curious and a little apprehensive. Truthfully, you were quite forgettable when it came to maintaining your kit and you really didn’t want to get in Hunter’s bad books. After all, you did have a tinchy-tiny crush on the long-haired Clone.
His voice is a little modulated by his helmet but you’re sure he chuckles a little before holding up a rag. “Cleaning your gear for you.”
Your face drops and a wave of embarrassment and shame washes over you. “Hunter, you don’t have to do that. I’m sorry, I thought I was up to date with all this stuff.” You grimace at yourself for being foolish.
Hunter didn’t need his senses to know how tense you suddenly got and he hated that he could have made you anxious for no fault at all. “Easy there cyare,” he says very softly and almost hesitantly places a hand on your shoulder, “I’m only cleaning it because I saw it on the side when I was doing mine. Thought I’d, uh, spruce it up a little.” He tries not to show that he’s shy at the confession but he’s also trying to hold his own as he feels the warmth of your body seeping in through his gloved hand.
Relief washes over you and your shoulders drop in relaxation. “You didn’t have to do that for me.” You’re blushing a little and his heart picks up as he notices that his action had good consequences.
“Wanted to. You’ve been busy taking care of us lot so it’s only fair.” He says casually, looking back to your blaster and giving the barrel a bit of a wipe. “Don’t want it jamming up in battle now do we?”
You watch him and the action you want to do next is a bit of a risk but since it would only be on his helmet, you weren’t breaking a huge boundary in your mind. So, you ever so gently place a hand on his shoulder this time, lean up and place a kiss to the right side of his helmet.
His reaction is quick as he turns to look at you, baffled but also feeling very warm and grateful. “W-what was that for?” He stammers, not realising the rag in his harsh grasp had slipped onto the floor.
Gushing at what you did, you tuck your hands behind your back and rock back and forth on your heels shyly. “Just a thank you.”
“Can you do it again?” He blurts out.
☾ Wrecker
Usually, your sparring buddy would be Hunter so when you heard that Wrecker wanted to you were both very excited yet a little nervous. After all, he was a very large and muscular guy.
“Ya ready for this cyar’ika?” You tried to ignore the feeling you got at the name, something he would always call you out of endearment.
You alter your stance, hands coming up in defence whilst Wrecker forms his offence position. You pause for a second and frown. “You’re wearing your armour? How am I meant to spar with you?”
He laughs behind his helmet. “Gotta be prepared for all types of scenarios. Now c’mon over ‘ere and hit me with ya best shot!” He teases whilst also being deadly serious.
So you do. You managed to land a few blows and managed to dodge those he threw back at you. It’s going well, well you thought it was until a piece of uneven ground decided to surprise you that sent you toppling down whilst in an awkward grappling embrace with Wrecker who falls down too.
He’s quick however and softens your fall all the while he places his hands on either side of your head to stop himself from completely crushing you. Sweat glistens at your brow and a sigh of relief washes over you.
“Kriff, you alright?” He too sighs in relief but you’re too tense to speak as his right hand cups your bare cheek, as if to inspect you.
You gulp, a little flustered when you realise that Wrecker, someone who you had liked for a while, was hovering over your body and giving you the softest of touches to your face. “F-fine.”
“Ya sure? Didn’t hurt ya did I?” He’s nervous in his question, knowing that he was a little more rough-handed than the others and the last thing he wanted to do was to hurt you.
A smile grows on your face and you softly nod. “I’m fine, don’t worry.”
“But I do worry. A lot.” He sighs, almost as if he was ashamed and at blame that you could have gotten hurt which couldn’t have been further from the truth.
No matter how many times you would reassure him, he would think the latter and so as you gaze up at him through his visor, a bold idea pops into your mind.
Ever so gently, you prop yourself up on your elbows and purse your lips before kissing his helmet, a little bit over where his lips would have been if it weren't for the gear.
The second you pull away, blood rushes to your cheeks as you whisper to him that you really were alright but Wrecker was in to much shock to even do anything. It wasn’t until you spoke his name softly that he snapped out of this haze.
“You kissed me.” He states, a wide smile behind his bucket.
“Technically I kissed your helmet.” You smirk a little, head tilting to the side and into his hand that he still hadn’t moved.
A second later, he pulls the helmet away from his head and sure enough, the man is flustered to the max and shyly asks if he could kiss you.
☾ Crosshair
Kissing Crosshair on his helmet would either be the best decision you had made or the worst. There were no thoughts in your mind when you did it but there were certainly a lot of thoughts in his mind.
It’s a late evening, so maybe you were a little drowsy when you spontaneously kissed him but you were all playing a game of Sabacc. One by one, each batcher got eliminated until it was just the two of you left. The others had gone off to bed which just left you and Cross. Truthfully, you had no idea how you managed to beat the likes of Echo and Tech but somehow you did.
“You know it’s kinda cheating wearing your helmet, Cross.” You taunt with a playful wiggle at your brows.
“No it isn’t. It’s strategic.” He mumbled, eyes focused on his set of cards. You had no idea if he was looking at you or the cards.
“That strategy being able to see what cards I have with the vision in your helmet?”
“Disabled. Now make your move.” He prods at you with a kick of his foot under the table to which you kick back just as hard.
There’s tension in the air but after all, there’s a measly ten credits at stake.
When your cards are shown, you hear a small snarl as Crosshair slams his luminescent cards on the table which only meant:
“Have I won?!” You try to bite down your excitement but it’s hard to do when it comes to beating Crosshair at something. For the first time, too.
He’s grumbling but as you finally let out a small cheer and scoop up your credits, he can’t help but smile a little underneath his helmet upon seeing you so happy. “Well played.”
He stands and you do too but as he does, a bunch of credits fall off his lap. You’re confused but then the slow realisation of what was really happening dawned on you. “YOU CHEATER!”
Cross freezes and raises his hands in mock defence. “I see it as helping you win against Tech.” The Marksman declares casually. You can’t help but feel a little deflated that he had been helping you win all along somehow but you were curious as to why he would let you win in the first place.
“Didn’t know you were a softie for me.” You’re teasing him but you noticed how stiff as a board he got. Him being called soft felt odd but it wasn’t something he found not necessarily hating.
“Am not.” He mutters, voice raspy as he stares you down as you approach him.
“Yeah yeah,” you roll your eyes, smiling up at him through his visor, “goodnight Crosshair.”
Then you kissed him. Well, you leaned up and placed a kiss in the middle of his breath filters, the centre of his helmet where his lips would have been.
You realised what you did straight away and backed away, mumbled a quick apology before scooting off but Crosshair was adamant to get the real deal.
You heard footsteps behind you and you were certain it was Crosshair who was about to give you a telling off. But when you turned around to face him, you didn’t expect him to be ripping his helmet off and tossing it to the side as he bound towards you.
“If you’re gonna kiss me, do it properly.”
In a second, he has you pinned to the wall with his body, one hand in your hair and the other to your waist as he flushed his lips to yours in a heated embrace.
Your eyes are wide and hands are flailing pathetically as you were both unsure where to put them or if you could even touch him. A second before you felt yourself melt into the kiss he pulled away, panting a little but there was that infamous smirk.
“Better?” You gasp out, not quite believing what just happened.
“Better.”
Bonus
☾ Rex
Seeing Rex get injured on the battlefield crushed your heart. Thankfully, he only came into the medic tent with a sore ankle and a nasty blaster shot to his left arm.
He didn’t like his teammates seeing him like this and so those who could leave, you politely discharged to give your Captain some more space.
Rex is laying on a cot as you sit on a stool beside him when you’re patching up his arm. “Can’t believe I got shot.” He grouches, wincing a little as you fix up a tender spot.
“You’re a soldier, Captain. It’s bound to happen some time.” You say as a matter of fact. It wasn’t exactly a nice truth, but a truth nonetheless. To which, he agreed with a small grunt.
“Suppose. And I told you to call me Rex.” He lifts his head up a little to gaze across at you, heart fluttering as he becomes easily smitten at your deep concentrating face.
You rolled your eyes and grabbed a medpatch, applying it to the wound in the hopes it’ll heal up nicely. “Well Rex,” you say playfully, helping him sit up, “you’re all done.”
He cranes his neck to the side and swings his legs around on the cot. He knows he has to go back out there and finish the mission, but he found himself much rather being here and beside you. His crush on you was deepening but he just didn’t know how to tell you. “Thank you. You’re, uh, a great medic.”
It’s awkward the way he compliments you but from him? It meant everything. You always valued what he had to say and to hear him praise you sent a warmth through you. “I appreciate your words Cap- I mean Rex.” You enthuse shyly. “But it’s best if you get back to it.” With a nod towards the front of the tent where the mission was happening just on the outskirts, Rex sighs but nods in agreement.
He stands and places his bucket back on his head. He’s turning to face you to bid his goodbyes when you lean up and place a kiss to the centre of his helmet. His eyes comedically widen and his lips part in pure awe as he watches you giggle, wave him off and quickly rush to the aid of a new incoming clone. Rex definitely had to speak to you about that kiss later.
☾ Fives
You both like each other, that much is clear but you’re too shy to make commitments just yet but Fives still wanted you to know that you were all he wanted when he had the chance.
It was a quick start to some romance; love at first sight if you will. He saw you leaning on a bar one night, uninterested in your date at the time when the two of you locked eyes across the room. Then that was it, you were both rather smitten. And you loved, adored his teasing.
However, liking someone in the GAR is never easy. Especially a clone. Not only is it frowned upon by superiority forces, but there was always the risk of never seeing them again. And sadly, today could be one of those days.
Fives comes up to you in the Hangar before he’s set to leave for a mission. He’s already suited up in his Arc Trooper armour and if it wasn’t so bittersweet, you would say that you definitely had the hots for him right now.
“Mesh’la, we’re leaving soon.”
You smile sadly, wrapping your arms around your body as the two of you walk somewhere a little more private and out of ear and eye shot. “How long do you think you’ll be gone?” Your tone is meak and it crushes Fives to hear.
“I don’t know this time.” He says truthfully, stopping to stand in front of you. “But I’ll come back for you? Okay? I promise.”
It’s hard not to get emotional with goodbyes and it’s especially harder when you find yourself having some unexplainable feelings for someone. “You better.”
You take a step to him, shaking hands coming up to grip the side of his helmet before you bring his head down a little so you could plant a kiss to his helmet, just where you wished his lips would be.
“Oh mesh’la please let me take it off so I can kiss you properly.” He begs quietly, taking a hold of your waist but you shake your head with an emotional smile.
“Come back to me first… then we can kiss forever.”
☾ Howzer
Howzer came to your market stall more and more as the weeks passed by. You’re new to the city and had already taken the eye of a certain Clone Captain.
You sold an arrangement of bric-a-brac things including the odd jewel and you always managed to have something new that Howzer was interested in.
He’s walking into the market, meant to be patrolling but when in reality he just wanted to see you. But on his arrival he hears shouting followed by
some smashing. He rushes to see the commotion and is flawed when he sees you get robbed! In broad daylight!
“GET BACK HERE!” He calls after the thief and begins his mad dash to retrieve whatever was stolen and to also implement a form of punishment.
You're saddened by the events and do your best to tidy up the mess that was caused, sweeping the smashed vase on floor up. Even some of the locals helped too.
“Sorry about that, but the perpetrator has been caught and taken into custody by some of my men.” You turn to see Howzer walking towards you and you smile thankfully at him.
“Thanks for that. Not what I needed today at all.” You sigh, placing your hands on your hips as you look at the mess that you still had to clear up.
Howzer gives you a sympathetic smile yet it’s covered by his helmet so you couldn’t see it. But for some reason, you had felt it.
“I believe this belongs to you?” He holds out the stolen item, a ring.
“Yeah. They didn’t even steal it from the stall either. Yanked it straight off my finger!” You frowned at first but that soon dwindled as you let Howzer - quite sweetly you may add - slip it back on your finger.
He realises his actions may have come across a little… intimate but he saw how happy you were to have the ring back and that’s all that mattered. You both look at each other with a hint of awkwardness until you break it by saying you should close shop for the day.
He understands but is a little dejected that he didn’t get to speak to you as much as he would like. But then, you leaned across and placed a kiss to the side of his helmet. “Thanks again for the help. Means a lot.” You say softly before walking away.
Howzer is left pretty dumbfounded. He also felt slight guilt that he wouldn’t mind if he was your saviour again from getting robbed if that was the reward. Maybe he could ask you out on a date if he read your relationship with each other correctly
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#got me kicking my feet n shit#oh my gosh#i love your characterization of them sm 🤭🤌🏽✨#the dialogue has me twirling my hair it’s so spot on#nahoney22 writes#the bad batch x reader#the bad batch x you#the bad batch#bad batch
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Currently accepting applications for a boyfriend who looks like Gale Dekarios and acts like Gale Dekarios and also is Gale Dekarios
#I need to hear that man whimpering in my ear#WHO SAID THAT#god I fucking love giant nerds#he’s got me kicking my feet n shit#I also say all of this having never actually romanced him#but I’m considering starting a brand new play through rn just for him#jfc soft nerds are so sexy I adore him#bg3#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate 3#gale of waterdeep#baldurs gate 3 gale#gale dekarios#WHEW
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#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#da inquisition#dai#varric tethras#he's always got me giggling and kicking my feet n shit sgkndklsglklk;h#dai screenshots#my posts :)
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MELTING LIKE AN ICECREAM WHEN YOU SMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILE
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└➤ types of texts you get from bf!seungmin while he is away on tour
◞✩ pairing : bf!seungmin x gn!reader
◞✩ contains : fluff, attempted humor, one singular breakup joke, basically just seungmin loves dogs and also you
◞✩ notes : first post on the new account! i’ll be honest, i’m quite nervous to be writing and creating again after so long (it’s been since 2019/20) so it may take me a little while to get back into the swing of things!
01. sends you pictures of every single dog he meets.
02. asks to call before every show because you’re his good luck charm.
03. ❝ i’m going to bring you here one day. ❞
#Actually melting#Might get cavities#The sweetness in here is driving me crazy#Got me kicking my feet n shit#AGHHHHH#mumu speaks#mumu talks#mumu reblogs#yangbbokari
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BTW I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I LOVE LOVE LOVE THE WAY YOU DRAW ALASTOR!! his hair <333 ughhhh your design for him is so perfect <3 and also I LOVE your qpr radiostatic doodles so much 🤍🤍🤍
THANK YOU SO MUCH I'm so happy that people are enjoying my alastor cause drawing him is so comforting for me <3 he's my favorite guy and has literally done nothing wrong ever
and same thing for qpr radiostatic! half my fyp on some sites is radiosilence angst and it's killing me (even though I kind of love it); I just want to see them goofing around and being happy ;^;
#literally tysm you've got me blushing and kicking my feet n shit ashfjdkg#hazbin hotel#asks#minimosquitogirl
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Your blog gives me life
So as a gift here is my cat
Her name is sparkles
Don’t mind the musty floor it’s been through a lot
OH MY GOSH HI. THANK YOU SO MUCY SHE IS SUCH A SWEETIE PIE <3 and the floor part is so real girl dw mine too
omg thank you so much though like i'm smiling so hard, i see you liking all my posts and i'm omg thank you💗💕🩷🫶💝💖 everytime 😭 i'm so glad i am like ,, important????? what???? thank you??? you make my day ml thank you so much <3
#you don't know how happy these messages make me bro#got me giggling smiling blushing kicking my feet n shit#i loveeee youuuuuh😘😘💋💋💋#girlblogging#asks ୨𖹭୧#girl gang ୨𖹭୧
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RIZ HISS RIZ HISS YAYAYAYAYA!!
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YOUR ART IS BEAUTIFUL your line work is so precise and soft in a rough way that makes it so appealing to look at. I look forward to your future content!!
ouhhh damn this is so sweet ^^ thank you so much i really appreciate it!!
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Pov: ur staring at me after you told me The Valentino Rossi liked your spaghetti so much that he personally took you out for drinks and a meal
#just talking to the chef at work and he mentions he used to work for a catering company that went around with motogp races#and hes met So Many Motherfuckers#apparently Iannone was the Worst and he did not like him at all#n e ways hes met dovizioso hes met rossi hes met the lowes twins hes met simoncelli AND he has a bunch of signed f1 shit bc his BIL works#in da pits for mclaren ???? this motherfucker used to do everything !!!!!#n e ways one time he was doing catering for yamaha and The Rossi asked for the chef bc he liked da spaghetti so so so much tht he wanted to#treat whoever had made it ?? so he wined and dined my chef :')#i am being so normal about it :^))#my chef was kicking his feet and twirling his (imaginary) (he is super bald) (like a bowling ball) hair whilst he was telling me#and now he works in an old folks home with Me >:]#and also his cousin is an Olympic gold swimmer ???? and he was in the news before i knew him from work bc his house got crashed into by a#kis w they mommys car#this dude knows everything hes done everything one day hes gonna come in and be like yo uno D.B Cooper ? that me dad#this shit is insane#n e ways <3#im not dead i just got a job </3#this weekend is the first race im not working since i started :')#also i dont know what rossi was on about my chef is funny but his food is Bad <3
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