#in da pits for mclaren ???? this motherfucker used to do everything !!!!!
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Pov: ur staring at me after you told me The Valentino Rossi liked your spaghetti so much that he personally took you out for drinks and a meal
#just talking to the chef at work and he mentions he used to work for a catering company that went around with motogp races#and hes met So Many Motherfuckers#apparently Iannone was the Worst and he did not like him at all#n e ways hes met dovizioso hes met rossi hes met the lowes twins hes met simoncelli AND he has a bunch of signed f1 shit bc his BIL works#in da pits for mclaren ???? this motherfucker used to do everything !!!!!#n e ways one time he was doing catering for yamaha and The Rossi asked for the chef bc he liked da spaghetti so so so much tht he wanted to#treat whoever had made it ?? so he wined and dined my chef :')#i am being so normal about it :^))#my chef was kicking his feet and twirling his (imaginary) (he is super bald) (like a bowling ball) hair whilst he was telling me#and now he works in an old folks home with Me >:]#and also his cousin is an Olympic gold swimmer ???? and he was in the news before i knew him from work bc his house got crashed into by a#kis w they mommys car#this dude knows everything hes done everything one day hes gonna come in and be like yo uno D.B Cooper ? that me dad#this shit is insane#n e ways <3#im not dead i just got a job </3#this weekend is the first race im not working since i started :')#also i dont know what rossi was on about my chef is funny but his food is Bad <3
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