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An angel on one shoulder 😇
A devil on the other 😈
(sikes, they're both devils and they're talking shit)
#hazbin hotel#vivziepop#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#radioapple#appleradio#lucifer morningstar#gossip dads#talking shit IS a bonding activity!
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Honestly, Eddie doesn’t know why it had taken so long for him to realize his and Steve’s children could understand the shit that came out of his mouth.
(It took an embarrassingly long amount of time).
Even when Moe’s third or fourth word was fuck, he didn’t realize it (and she was using it mostly correctly too, which should have been a serious flag, but nope).
What made him realize it was when they started repeating the shit that came out of his mouth.
To strangers.
In public.
The first time Eddie had been really caught off guard by something one of his daughters said was when Moe, who was three at the time, had proudly announced to an unsuspecting grocery store cashier, “Daddy says my Papa’s a DILF!”
And, like, Eddie had just heard the term for the first time, and obviously he was goddamn delighted by it because…duh. Steve.
It just hadn’t occurred to him that his toddler might have caught it too, but little pitchers have big ears, or so the proverb suggests, and Eddie had taken it as a wake-up call that Moe isn’t a baby anymore (tragic as it may be).
He’s not the only problem though – Steve is just as bad, (if not worse, because he really doesn’t bother to check where their kids are before he starts running his mouth).
One particularly damning incident was at a restaurant, which is something they don’t even do all that often because, seriously, going to a restaurant with very young kids should be an Olympic event or something.
(The last time they all went out to eat, Nancy and Robin had made a drinking game out of all the times Steve and Eddie had to take a child to the bathroom and ended up so far gone that Eddie had needed to drive them home).
The incident started with the waitress asking, “Can I get you started with anything to drink?”
And it had ended with four-year-old Moe confidently announcing, “My Papa needs a fucking margarita.”
Thank god, the waitress had been a twenty-something college student and thought it was hilarious, but Steve had still been completely mortified.
#little do they know – once the girls hit elementary school they start recounting all the parent-gossip they overhear#then eddie comes home one day to this conversation between steve and moe:#steve: and if anyone asks where you heard about this?#moe: carpool#steve: excellent#steddie#liv’s steddie dads verse#steddie dads#steve harrington#eddie munson#i feel like there's been a theme to this week's drabbles lol
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Does Mr. Turner like rubbing his “son’s” successful career in Dinkleberg’s face??
He does! He brags about Timmy's success to every person within the neighborhood's vicinity. Mr. Turner loves how successful his son is! It really secures his reputation at the neighborhood HOA meetings they host at their house.
Timmy's worked very hard to gain more successes than failures. The more successful he is, the greater his family's social standing!! And the less he gets to overhear his dad ranting to the neighborhood about his failures.
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#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#timmy turner#chimmy changa#asks#raven with a pocketwatch#itty bitties fop au#tw parental neglect#<- ask to tag#using the neighborhood gossip is a very good way to reign in your son when he gets too cocky or proud for your liking.#but its also a good way to boost your social standing!! wow!! the joys of reaping the rewards from someone else's hard work!#by contrast mrs. turner doesnt mention his successes to her friends#which timmy does appreciate somewhat but she also doesnt really. give him much of anything.#so.#cant really tell whats worse. the oversharing or the ignoring.#timmy's parents hosts a LOT of events at their house#so he's usually juggling like. hundreds of tasks at once.#he has to get the drinks the plates the food the clean up watch the kids get more drinks respond to his dad's calls handle 3 conversations#prevent his mom from offering him to clean her friends yards stop that kid from spilling ketchup over the grass catch the loose dog#get more drinks for his dad watch the grill avoid the aunt's mlm scheme pitches reject the neighbor's pitch for a potential girlfriend-#all while picking up work calls and scheduling office hours and fixing his coworkers' mistakes and emailing clients and and-#....which is all to say that timmy does most of the hosting. while his parents partake in the celebrating and partying.#man. you'd think doing this for 20 years you'd be able to handle stress
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Mini Gossip Girl 3
~ Izzy’s 13 now and she has some questions for her parents
husband!joe burrow x wife!reader
TW: language, implied smut, playful parents, disgusted teenager, shameless flirting, mentions of vomit, time skip
"Thank You TikTok" | Main Masterlist
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tags: @tylerjeauxburreaux9
~ i love this little family sm. also for anyone who wants to do the math for Izzy...
they got together in 2019, Izzy was born in May 2021, they got married in March 2025 (her little brother was born in December), and they've been married for 12 years (they had two more kids: a boy and a girl).
#joe burrow x black reader#bengals barnesbabe#black reader#joe burrow x reader#nfl imagine#joe burrow#cincinnati bengals#joe burrow bengals#dad!joe burrow#thank you tiktok series#teenage daughter#mini gossip girl 3#text imagines
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i love eddie diaz with all my heart, but it's the kind of love you have for a wet cat who's trying desperately to pretend that they Did That On Purpose, and that's why i simply cannot get on board with the idea that he is in any way smooth
#911#eddie diaz#he's a fucking dork and that's his charm!#he's a technophobe and he dances like an awkward dad and he tries to engineer meet-cutes bc the idea of using a dating app freaks him out#he pouts! he loves gossip! he holds grudges!#he's had three relationships in his entire life and two of them ended in utter disaster!#he's a sad wet cat of a man and i love him so
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when your son somehow manages to discover the best gossip so you keep him around the pizzeria simply to find out the most recent rumors of the customers
a continuation of this au which is now my roman empire
#hueso teaches leo spanish simply to gossip w him about the customers#leo’s fav part of the day is going into his dad’s office and listening to him rant about the latest patron who got on his nerves that day#i just think they're neat#sometimes a family is a skeleton and a turtle he found on the street#señor hueso#rottmnt hueso#rise hueso#leonardo hamato#rise leo#rottmnt leo#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#tmnt#rottmnt fanart#tmnt fanart#rottmnt seperated au#papa hueso au#<< i guess thats what this au is now lmao#my art#matt’s art
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I hate to break this to you, but mobius is actually a girl dad. You guys are just choosing to avoid the truth
#i can totally see mobius having a tea party#he's so gentle#he would let his daughter put makeup all over his face and then pretend to be an old rich lady at this tea party. always fully on character#just him and his daughter gossiping about mobius' imaginary rich family like an old telenovela#do you see The Vision or am i insane?????#mobius#loki series#loki#lokius#don't even get me started on girl dad lokius. she would be SO spoiled#love them for that tho#loki x mobius#loki laufeyson#mobius m mobius#loki season 2
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Forgor to post this here .3.
#philza fanart#philza#qsmp fitmc#fitmcfanart#qsmp eggs#qsmp ramón#qsmp chayanne#qsmp tallulah#gossiping dads#mans doin all the chit chat while the kids play cops and robbers
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Hear me out. So Dick and Jason have always known languages. Dick from his time traveling with the circus and Jason from his time sneaking into the library and devouring all types of books when he was still on the streets.
And because of this, they could connect more easily due to their shared love of language. (Cannon can kiss my ass thank you very much.)
They made it a point to learn new languages together, so much so that they even passed Bruce in the number of languages they knew and spoke.
This is the driving factor that brings them close when Jason comes from the whole dead and resurrected drama.
The problem comes that they think everyone speaks the same languages. Like they'll be speaking English one minute then the switch it up to Swahili because they forgot a word in English and then carry on speaking in a different language until they forget a word again and change languages.
Bruce is the only one who can mildly keep up with them, but other than that his completely lost because of the shear speed the switch up the language.
It gets irritating when they're all at the dinner table and the two oldest forget the names of simple things. Like salt.
"Hey Demon spar. Pass the *snaps fingers as he tries to remember the name* the 鹽 (jim4) [Cantonese]."
And poor Damian is so lost so he looks to Dick and Dick goes "άλας (álas) [Greek]" as if that's any better. And the poor baby is just so confused, so he looks to his baba because his baba should know but his baba also looks confused. And Alfred, bless his soul knows Greek so he goes, "The salt Master Damian. Master Jason is asking for the salt."
And the whole table is also very confused and irritated by this whole exchange.
When the eldest two argue, it's explosive and physical and confusing because of the mess of languages, and the only time you hear a spark of English is when one has a black eye and the other has a nose bleed and their both laying on their backs and the only words exchanged is, "Fuck you dickface." and, "Love you too Jay."
They hug it out then throw the middle finger over their backs, limp out the room and opposite ways of the hallway.
All this happens in the full view of the family and nobody asks what words were exchanged, nobody asks what they were fighting about, they just sit shell shocked, each and everytime.
Except Bruce, who gets majority of what was said. He sits with his head in his hands and let's out a dispointed sigh. "All this ruckes because of cake." He stands so he can go call his therapist (Clark).
#batfam#dick grayson#jason todd#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#damian wayne#Batfamily shenanigans#Tired dad Bruce Wayne#You better believe Dick and Jason will Gossip about some straight to their face.#Language nerds#Confused bean Damian Wayne
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Juan Carlos Ferrero & Roger Federer | Rolex Shanghai Masters 2024 🇨🇳
Little chat 👀
#carlos's fathers are talking#where's his dad tho? *sad*#let the gossip girls talk#juan carlos ferrero#roger federer#rolex shanghai masters#tennis
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when his girls are teenagers, he’ll give his unsolicited advice about boy problems that he overhears at sleepovers. like he won’t go out of his way to listen for it, but if they’re talking about it in the dining room while he’s prepping the burgers for the grill in the kitchen, he might barge in with “marissa, that guy is an idiot.” it’s absolutely mortifying for his daughter, but her friends find it very endearing, even if his actual advice is usually terrible. he meant well.
#he is a gossip first and a father second#steve harrington#steve harrington headcanon#stranger things#steve harrington x reader#these are always so long when i’m high im so sorry#girl dad!steve
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speaking my truth, i am a jenny humphrey defender
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feeling a teensy bit emotional about an nfl team being so nice and hype about daniel on their socials after the entirety of f1 media was so awful about him for basically the last year. It just kind of puts the bubble that is the f1 media in perspective.
#feels like everyone is against daniel because the f1 media is a little community of bullshit#like the worst small town you've ever had the displeasure to drive through on your way to something better#a wide spot in the road as my dad would say#where people spread gossip about their neighbors like it's breaking news and once you have a reputation it becomes a stigma#that you can't shake and no matter how much you show who you truly are people will never let it go#But that is a small community and once you drive outta there you leave their loser opinions behind#because not a single person outside of that town gives a shit about what they have to say or what gossip they're spreading#anyway i should go to therapy
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Mini Gossip Girl 2
~ Izzy Burrow might be the bane of her dad’s existence, but also his saving grace
dad!joe burrow x baby mama!reader
TW: language, implied smut, potential pregnancy, jealous!joe, desperation, talkative kid, insane pining, baby fever?, happy ending
“Thank You TikTok” | Main Masterlist
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~i wanted a happy ending, so i wrote a happy ending :)
#joe burrow x black reader#bengals barnesbabe#black reader#joe burrow x reader#nfl imagine#joe burrow#cincinnati bengals#joe burrow bengals#mini gossip girl 2#text imagines#thank you tiktok series#dad!joe burrow#baby mama#happy ending#reconciliation#baby fever#proposals
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Echo: I'm not a chef, but boyardees days getting harder and harder to get through.
#the bad batch#star wars#tbb echo#mom trooper echo#who is somehow the dad joke king#oh echo i just wanna be your best friend#like get wine drunk on a thursday night and gossip friendship#incorrect bad batch quotes
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#gossip girl#jenny humphrey#double standards#memes#but when I do it it’s cute#justice for Jenny#I know she left because#taylor momsen#wanted to be a musician#but the fact that her dad was like#oh this random teen wants to kick my daughter#out of the city ok#dan humphrey#was the biggest villain#meme#saltburn
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