#goot god

[yummy-teeth]

i just really felt like drawing out that one scene in dsaf, the whip it out is so funny to me idk why

[simcardiac-arrested]

too much

[cosmogyros]

Something that never fails to crack me up is when I'm speaking English and insert a single German word into the sentence but I forget to change my accent, so I accidentally say the German word with a strong American accent instead of my typical Germanish accent.

I bought some vegan Quark today and told somebody "I'm going to try this Quark" except I pronounced it "quark", as in, quark-gluon plasma. And I'm still giggling about it hours later. I am easily amused.

[zecoritheweirdone]

saw the news that @scorpionoesit's fic vagabonds will be making a return in a few days,, and i am!! hyped!!!!! so hyped that i made some more art for it!!!

basically i thought a bit too much about a stuffed bear and then this happened,, sksnskjsk. ended up doing a slight redesign of my own vagabonds!tommy design,, slightly inspired by this art! tho i did keep the ascot and the denim jacket i gave him, if a bit modified for the latter,,, loved loved the idea of michael braiding his hair a bit!!

[tinta--branca--art]

i dont think im gonna finish this one so here,, be free my sons

[faerociousbeast]

maybe i should get tiktok again just to spam every person who says "they didnt meet" "i dont get this" "this character sucks" its like free rambling area basically AND you get to be petty while doing it

[scopophobia-polaris]

So, to add on to Navi's post, because her whole read for the original was getting screenshots from the game to debunk what was said, of course....we are now here. I want to tell you that no one here disagreed with your conclusion about Ganondorf being a victim. What we here disagreed with was the method you used to get there. Simplifying Ganondorf down to solely good or solely evil is something this Fandom does all the time with little to no nuance. And even though you have written an eloquent essay, Published even! You twisted or outright made up parts of the game to get to your conclusion. In essay writing, that's called a logical fallacy, and the whole essay either twists what happens in the game or outright gets it wrong.

Now people are probably gonna wonder why I'm treating this like a big deal or why I'm speaking so blunt, because this is by all means very stupid fandom drama.

But I think when you're a college prof and you get an essay published and it's online for people to read everywhere without you, one, not giving the context behind Ganondorf's creation and the coding of his appearance and motivations, two the complexities of a corporate conglomerate in a notoriously socially conservative country taking aesthetics from countries who were historically colonized. And Three, The way that video games are a collaborative effort with usually no singular vision, this is very true at nintendo despite what people may think, and at any moment changes can be made for any reason by team leads or executives that would hinder or even hurt a story. It detrimental to the audience reading it that you do not provide them more of a couple of screenshots

Basically, many things go into a story and now I'm taking this more from a DOYLIST view right here talking about Nintendo. But I'm doing this because you keep trying to say..... well fuck man do I need to pull up more examples? Navi got them all, the whole essay is you trying HEAVILY to imply that Nintendo MEANT to do all of this, as in intentional in the story, idk I feel crazy, words have meaning, specific wording has implication, oh and this dosent even get into how localization can change things 😃😀 wording has meaning and sometimes translators don't have cultural contexxxtttttttt and to not even mention about Nintendo's history or even the short hand that comes from Ganondorf's design and the historical Orientalism behind it feels like a disservice to the paper, but much more qualified people then I have discussed the way Ganondorf is written and probably would love to discuss or link to previous writing again if asked.

And this is a cold take but Nintendo isn’t the place you should be looking to for deep story telling, they will always be a corporate entity first and the bottom line is a general audience, this does not mean JUST KIDS this means to a generalized population. And this is extremely cynical but a lot of people cant even handle the complexity of a female character who is mean, like Midna, do you really think people would handle a Ganondorf like how he is in Tp being portrayed in any form of film language as good????? This game dropped 5 years after 9/11, Nintendo was never gonna lose out in money like that.

And Dude people have given so much shit to HUGE fanartists and comic authors about their work portraying Ganondorf in a sympathetic light, you would of thunk more people would of picked up on Ganondorf's story being written as tragedy if there was something in the game that actually DID that. Maybe they would of written a blog post about how Midna saw Link kill Ganondorf and was ashamed of that or Ganondorf TOTALLY said the history of light and shadow will be written in blood thing before the final battle, you think people would of talked about huh why did Ganondorf say that there or something and maybe went 🤔 instead of it being argued that Tp Ganondorf had the weakest writing of the series until TotK threw a pile of flaming shit at my door with a picture of Ganondorf on it.

Navi also goes in depth on how Hyrule has not exactly stagnated like what was claimed in History of Light and Shadow by using the Goron merchants and Yeto as examples.

Rynling has stated that the cause of the stagnation and decline is due to an ineffectual leader that has "Not allowed its people to be revitalized by change and diversity."

Now I am familiar with the flaws of an undetermined national unity, I am very familiar with the subject, but I’m not going to speak like an authority. Id rather let someone much more qualified make that post and I link back to it, because i know its coming. But Navi said in her post that the idea of what could of happened at Arbiter's Grounds can completely blow over someone's head if they didn't play OoT first, and I think more or less this is accurate, certain things are lost in Wind Waker even with the recaps, but I wanna join in on this in my own way...

Rynling....you may say Hyrule has been on a decline during Tp......you may even think OoT had a more stable Hyrule or some shit.....i THINK YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE PLOT OF OCARINA OF TIME BAYBEEEEEEE

THE SUPPLEMENTAL MATERIAL THAT I CAN PULL UP TO PROVE MY SHIT ABOUT OOT HYRULE BEING DOG SHIT IN COMPARISON TO TP

Like if you're seriously gonna link me and Navi to your essay then I am about to go full BTW it's a Sativa and eat that bitch after midnight cuZ we YELLIN ABOUT OCARINA OF TIME ON THIS POST FOR EVERYONE🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

All of Ocarina of Time's narrative is haunted by the civil war, the whole reason why Link is being raised in the woods is cuz of the civil war, the Sheikah are implied to have died out during the same conflict, and well its said that Hyrule was unified during it

Civil War yet the translators use unified the country like it WASNT under a sole ruler before? Hello? I need to go back through the Japanese script for the game again to see if i missed something of the game and freak it harder. And do realize the Deku sprout in this screenshot says fierce war but every where else, including the Zelda wiki (not fandom) its CIVIL War.

The Gate to Death mountain and Simultaniously the fence at Zora's river gives us and idea that peace was....tenuous at best downright hostile at worse given relations with the Gerudo

so today we gonna do some fun comparing and contrasting the Gorons and how they are treated in OoT to TP

and we gonna start with his racist ass BHJBHDBHKCJW

I mean, damn remmeber how mad Darunia is at Link for being the supposed royal family messenger? Link Unlocking the door to Darunia's room with Zelda's lullaby, I think it's a little funny that Darunia is hung up , you know, like he knows this is some disrespectful shit

Hey wannna hear some shit? The gates at the edge of death mountain aren't guarded by Gorons and were not built by them you can tell, the only way to visit the mountain is to get permission from the King to go up and not from the people that actually live there

God and like, there is something about the way Darunia locks himself in his room, like he does it to keep the ruby safe from all the other Gorons being so hungry that he's frightened they're gonna eat it, he doesn't know what to do on how to act about the Dodongos that Ganondorf summon on him for not giving over that rock. It qlmost sounds like when Ganondorf came in and Threatened Darunia, and that he (Darunia) sent a message to the royal family asking for help, why else would he be expecting someone to come meet with him?

"If I'm not mistaken, you came out here to eat the red stone too! Well, too bad! It's not here! What? That's not why you're here? You're looking for a "Spiritual Stone?" You must mean that delicious-looking red stone that was once displayed above the city! I was so hungry that I thought it would be OK to just give it one tiny, little lick...so I snuck up there. But it was already gone! I think Big Brother took it away. He always says that everyone is after that red stone! Big Brother has shut himself up in his room saying, "I will wait in here for the Royal Family's messenger!" this is a quote from the Goron that you can find on the middle of the rope bridge thing in Goron city.

Yeah so he sent a letter or something and no one answered yeesh.

contrast this all with TP where OH LOOKS WHO'S GUARDING DEATH MOUNTAIN

so in TP spoilers, this happens

Kakariko is more connected then ever! Renado here is wondering what the hell is going on with their FRIENDS. And yeah the Goron elder Gor Coron is trying to keep the last few people from kakariko left safe, and other Gorons, i mean, theyre keeping a piece of the fused shadow in there. also the way that entry into the temple goes in this game is cute, Darunia was freaking it cuz everyone is starving, but here Link wrestles his way up a mountain to ask the Gron elder whats happening since he was asked to come here by Renado, Gor Coron goes DAMN

unless......?

IDK ITS LIKE? ITS SILLY? Idk Hyrule isnt the best place but why try and act like this doesnt happen during TP?

so where am i getting at with this? the hell was going on back during OoT? If things are so odd and weirdly tense with the gates gaurds and non responses

"As time passed, the Triforce became a legend, and the different people of Hyrule forgot the laws and wisdom that the goddesses had left behind. Warfare and strife became common in Hyrule, as the armies of the Zora marched on the Hylians. The Gorons fought the Gerudo. It seemed every race of Hyrule was at the other's throat. Only the secluded Kokiri, sheltered by their magical forest and the Great Deku Tree, were spared the destruction of Hyrule's civil wars.

After 50 years of ceaseless combat, there arose a Hylian King of great wisdom, courage and power. Through his brilliant military campaigns and wise diplomacy, he was able to bring the varied people of Hyrule into a tenuous harmony. Treaties of peace were signed, and prosperity once again seemed to bloom in Hyrule. But no sooner had people declared peace in Hyrule than trouble once again stalked the land."

Tenuous Harmony, could you imagine if they dropped a line like this in Creating a champion? The tumblr side of the fandom would go fucking nuts with that info like OHHHHH SHIT WAS GOING ONNNNNN

This was ALL on the offical Nintendo Zelda website back when oot was the big game out, we have this cuz someone saved it to the wayback, THIS SCREENSHOT WAS FROM DECEMBER 14TH 2001, ABOUT A FULL YEAR AND A DAY UNTIL WIND WAKER WAS RELEASED IN JAPAN. THAT'S INSANE RIGHT???? ‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

And then it all probably got deleted once wind waker became the new thing!!! Or when they wanted to modernize and deleted it!!! THAT SUCKS RIGHT????

And what's worse is that it introduces some new info and also clarifies something. Hey you know when I made that post like damn Darunia racist as hell

"Warfare and strife became common in Hyrule, as the armies of the Zora marched on the Hylians. The Gorons fought the Gerudo."

NO WHERE IN THE GAME THE LEGEND OF ZELDA OCARINA OF TIME IT SAYS THIS, IT DOES NOT STATE THERE WAS CONFLICT BETWEEN THE GORONS AND GERUDO.....LIKE DIN GET YA KIDS.....IM LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR SOMETHING I MUST OF MISSED.

But Like oh hey a fucking explanation to why he just fucking says that, I figure it was cuz of Ganondorf trying to almond mom all of them or that he kept talking to the King and well.....Navi already showed the GENERAL reaction to the Gerudo in castle town.

it went from oh hes just racist to dARUNIA AND GANONDORF HAVE HISTORY????

But the interesting one is why did thy Zora "marched on the Hylians."

Like sitting here like, I know a comic made in Germany shouldn't be a be all end all in shit I knew it never was and it would like. If you put this in warrior cats canonicoty categorization would be considered lower down supplementary material dubious canon, but their are things in the comic AND the Himekawa manga that behinds some behind the scenes actions given that LINK'S MOM HAS A MOSTLY CONSISTENT DESIGN WHAT THE HELLLLLLLL. And I always thought the Goron Zora war thing was stupid but Nintendo then had that out on their website, what the hell was going ON.

Because idk i didnt think much of Zora De Bon XVI and the Hyrulien King's relationship but

Now a days the Zelda website is much different and does not have lore pages like this anymore, it's more like a summary of the timeline. But yeah actually Nintendo approved shit, Hylian/Zora war.

Hyrule is progressing, its just going slowly, Hyrule is not AS stifled by its monarchy or a lack of integration during TP because Hyrule IS integrating, is people's are intermingling like is hasn't before during this game.

And this isn't even to get started on the E3 demo of Twilight princess that the trip that Link is supposed to take at the beginning of the game was to be the representative of Ordon at the "Hyrule summit

and Hyrule is described in a VERY specific way

Kingdom of Hyrule and neighboring realms? like theyre all not under the crown? so like???? FUN, that didn't end up making it in the game. the dailouge that is, But the remints is still there in the way the game is made up, like how OoT is built off is civil war bones

actually funny, Navi just got me screenshots of the way the dialouge was changed here

Like stuff clearly changed during the demo and finished game, I should of been touching more on the intricacies of how like shit was just change for no reason sometimes but uh....

But maybe @rawliverandgoronspice would want to one day like about games industry stuff if you ever want to 😭 I know you're super passionate on this and I wish I like even off hand mentioned something about how like TP is also effected by how games are made but I didn't and I'm a fool but games are complicated as hell and that post you made talking a bit about it was fun ya know 👉👈 and the Beta of Tp changes a LOT of stuff, one Rusl really is like a brother to link in the way he messes with him, it actually makes some weird Nintendo licensed shit saying hes like a big brother to Link made WAYYYYY more since with the Beta in mind, but....that also mean they tried to keep the big bro vibes....but then put the dad ones in there too like.....uh...did..someone not change his summary anywhere?

that was my big thing i wanted to talk about, navi's already touched on everything else i just think the parallels here between the Goron quest between OoT and TP changes in such a nice way.

And like this doesn't get into other shit about TP, like if we wanna deep dive into shit ya don't gotta do it by twisting the story, like I was going and talking to @blackautmedia to ask with some help when it came to like.......god idk what i even said anymore i was going a mile a minute. He wants to write his own thing on Twilight princess so im not gonna step on his toes but he has recommended Arabs and Muslims in the Media: Race and Representation after 9/11 by Evelyn Alsultany, the link I provided here is too her website and her page on the book this link here is from her own site that has a pdf of a part American Quarterly with a paper by the same name.

Anyways i wanna reflex for a moment cuz ive been up for hours finishing this because my brain wont stop unless i do. But the thing that by all means started this, was not your reblog linking me and Navi to your essay, or that there is 2 versions i found out where the paper published one had a lot more context to why you wrote your tumblr post the way you did, Navi helped me get the parts that were cut, please realize removing these does not remove the sentiment from the essay, its baked in.

fanfic, its a popular Fan interpretation that there was fighting between the Gerudo and Hylians after Ganondorf was caught trying to take the triforce, but this is not stated to of happened in the lore itself or even has evidence to back it up other then the Implications of Arbiter's grounds theory

UGHHHH AND THIS AGAIN "Twilight Princess Delivers a subtle yet poignant protest against neoliberal discourses of empire reflected in the rhetoric of heroism inform the geopolitical movements of Japan throught the twentieth century"

WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT......

i dont mean this in a stupid ass way, im saying where the hell was about the protest thing, wait i really shouldt take from the published one cuz you actually dumbed down the line for tumblr

anyways again, where, Navi made it clear enough with her own post that, no, the way that Ganondorf is animated has no sympathy for him until the light is literally leaving him. Hell Twilight princess inst very kind to the gerudo either given that the only thing said about them is that they were thieves and nothing more. Like somehow OoT is more empathetic to the Gerudo, it doesn't just call them thieves, it aint great its not even good its just a bad portrayal of a people, and yet somehow OoT is willing to show the Gerudo in a neutral light at points then TP ever did.

but the reason i decided to just throw down a post is cuz i was pissed that you went after Ezlo for reblogging ME and NAVI's posts and purposefully misunderstood their fuckin wind waker post about ZELDA YOUTUBERS

dude you had them getting genuinely harassed by people with 0 reading comprehension that thinks a snarky reply to a tumblr post means its 100% correct. Webbed. Site.

anyways, I hope people don't take this as a right or wrong way to interpret a piece of work, as stated before, I read your essay, navi read your essay, you changed parts of Twilight Princess to get to the conclusion of you paper...And im gonna be real but it's kinda crazy that you're using post colonial melancholia for this when it's got some.....well something like idk i need someone to do a full ass review because there are point where i gently raise an eyebrow im gonna be real. but also like

like how do you read his book and then miss out on this, one of your whole big aruments is that hyrule is stagnate and not multi cultural and i had to grab screenshots and Navi had to get shit from the game.

like damn, do yall ever uh feel a strange sadness when dusk falls? i do. Idk this is one of the first and last times Nintendo ever delt with Ganondorf with some form a sympathy for him, cuz we got the dragon explosion in totk its like oh he's turbo evil now and he exploded you exploded him and yet the Gerudo probably still gotta pay for his shit from a billion years ago anyways idk idk idk pot shots at totk again.

I know you dug around a little for that post, and I understand from the numerous people that dmed me about that, you probably went on making an essay on their post so you could sound smart again.

And to be clear, I was told to drop some shit i was about to say about you because no one wants to start fandom drama, neither do I truly and any jab on the post itself would just be rude. people change and some people only learn to shut the hell up, so we'll keep it at that. I just hope you really don't truly recognize some of these people you started shit with.

So yeah tldr, uh.....idk, im going in for an autism screening in a month

also me watching the ending to windwaker cuz i wanted to say something about stong endings TP fans im sorry But Wind waker's ending hits no matter what best sequal to OoT thats isnt Majora's mask

The History of Light and Shadow

At the end of Twilight Princess, Ganondorf delivers one of his most memorable lines, “The history of light and shadow will be written in blood.” He is not wrong. As the player has witnessed over the course of Link’s adventure, Hyrule is haunted by ruins and ghost towns, a mere shadow of what it once was. The landscape is filled with numerous sites of past violence and empty spaces visibly marked by decay and wasted potential.

When Zelda tells Link and Midna that “these dark times are the result of our deeds,” she is referring to specific historical acts of imperialistic aggression. Hyrule established hegemony over its outlying territories by crushing the rebellions against its advances, but the kingdom has suffered from cultural stagnation as a result. Without the dynamic diversity symbolized by Ganondorf, Hyrule finds itself in economic and political decline, isolated from any contact with the world beyond its shrinking borders.

As a representative of a marginalized group of people who have been attacked and driven from their homes, Ganondorf is a tangible manifestation of the horrors of imperialism. He must be defeated, but doing so does not address the underlying problems that have resulted in Hyrule’s decline. I therefore want to argue that Twilight Princess uses Ganondorf to deliver a subtle yet poignant protest against the discourses of empire reflected by the dualistic “light and shadow” rhetoric of heroism that has resulted in tragedy and regret.

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[hihoace]

Other species seem to have a problem with being able to tell human males and females apart.

"Do you remember Helle?" Ga'al asked resting his head on one of his feathery hands while making a drink with the other three.

"Helle?" Fe'ek raised raised one of his eyebrows. They were in their own quarters of the ship. Humans called them rooms, but they liked to call it their nest.

"Yeah, the fidgety human from the third floor."

"Oh I liked her! What about her?" Though Fe'ek seemed to like all humans he ever met. Maybe because they looked similar to them. Minus the feathers and two arms and they were shorter.

"Yeah she's gotten a new role after the incident... Seems all humans did. She will be working with us from next week..."

"As a merchant basically?"

"Bodyguard, but yeah." Ga'al nodded.

"I mean it makes sence after how much help she was with the intruders last week. But everyone? Human engeniers are one of our best? Why?"

"They work a little too well... Do you remember when two weeks ago the engine got completly blasted by those pirates?" His blue feathers ruffled from the memory. He really though they will fight till death that day.

"Sure?"

"Humans fixed the engine but somehow made it better... But the current build of the ship is not stable enough to basically operate with the engine and it would be a lot of money to make it work. But humans took it on themselves to solve the problem so now most of them are working in strengthening the ship. Or at least that's what I heard from them... I don't really understand this engineering stuff, that's why they pay me to hit people..."

Fe'ek nodded in agreement. Neither of them were really good at understanding tech. "Wait! If all of them are working on the ship, why did Helle got a job with us?"

"Long story short, she's a good engineer who is bad at following instructions... She is also good at hitting things so she's more beneficial fighting threaths while left to build whatever she wants... At least that's what the captain told me..."

They heard two knocks on the door than a feminine voice. It was kinda hard to tell females and males apart when it came to humans but their voice seemed to be a stable indicator of it.

"Hey, I'm Helle! Can I come in?"

Ga'al put the drink down he was working with and got out from behind the kitchen counter to be able to properly welcome their new teammate. "Of course, come in!" he said as he sat next to Fe'ek on the couch.

"Hi!!" the girl seemed to be exited. Thanks to their similarities they could read eachother's moods quite well. "I'm Helle, but you know that..." Helle could tell from the colours of the two Madarianans that they were both male. Both of them had black feathers, Fe'ek had a green hint to it and Ga'al had a few blue rows. The females of the species were always brownish colours.

"I though I will be-"

"With other women... Yeah. We can tell that you are not a male but based on that Xair at registery can't." said Fe'ek laughing.

"Oh for the love of God I knew he didn't believe me when I told him that I am a girl... I'm so gonna report that..."

"Good news is that we knew and we already put the report in. Bad news is that they can't give you a room till next morning so you goot spend the night here."

She nodded but seemed frustrated. "That happens way too much lately."

*should I continue this? It would kinda be about how humans are kinda weird and are afraid of the creatures that look like spiders but completely harmless but not afraid of the poisonous dragon like creatures. They are wanting them as pets.*

[tisaolin]

How would Skarlet, Kabal, Erron Black and Mileena react to a reader that caughted them asleep and secretly drew them?

Unlike Skarlet (MK11 friendship-she sucks) , reader is pretty goot at drawing and draws someone exactly same.

I am curious about Kabal and Mileena since they are pretty insecure about their looks.

Kombatants having an s/o who draws them while they’re sleep

Characters: Skarlet, Mileena, Kabal, Erron Black

Rating: G

Warning: Erron Farts

Skarlet

While Skarlet is asleep, you take this time to draw an image of her.

It takes you a long time to draw her because she moves around…ALOT!! So you just take a picture of her and use that for reference.

When youre shading the rest of her face, she sneaks up behind you and watches silently.

You dont realize she was behind you until she says “Wow! I look good” are scares THE SHIT outta you so badly u broke the lead to the pencil and made a small mark on the drawing.

“☹️….Skarlet” she chuckles and takes the sketchbook from you “I still love it��

Mileena

Mileena is a pretty heavy sleeper (in my hc) so it was no struggle to draw her.

Unlike Skarlet, she doesn’t move around, she just lays there.. kinda like “🧍🏾‍♀️” only shes in bed.

Her teeth were abit of a struggle to draw because of the small layers and the details around her mouth but, nonetheless you did it.

While you’re off doing, whatever you do. Mileena wakes up, the first thing she notices is you’re not in bed, the second is the open sketch book laying on the table.

She observes the drawing before placing it back down and making her way to you.

When she finds you she just stands there like “🧍🏾‍♀️” and it kinda freaks you out so you ask her, “Are you alright” when you do she breaks down and hugs you. “No one has ever made me feel so loved and beautiful”

THAT!! Made you cry. In the end, you two were clinging to eachother all day.

Kabal

DEAR GOD HE MIGHT BE WORSE THAN SKARLET!!

Not only does he toss and turn, but he also SNORES😟

If it weren’t for the fact that you love him, you wouldve given up.

I assume he was having some kind of nightmare, or a dream about falling because he JOLTS up, “what are you doing?” “Im drawing” “OOH LEMME SEE”

He’s TOO quick and he snatches the sketchbook from you.

He looks at the drawing, then at you, then back at the drawing, then back at you.

“Its me…” WELL DUH 😒 sometimes Kabal is nothing but a dumbass

He doesn’t know what to say but he keeps the drawing in a picture frame.

ERRON BLACK

😒same as Kabal. Black dragon needs a new way of sleeping.

He fuckin farts in his sleep so you threw a pencil at him. “THATS FUCKING DISGUSTING” (edited this bc it autocorrected to disgusted)

He wakes up and you’re just staring at him angrily, hands crossed, half finished drawing in your lap, and your left foot tapping.

“What” DUDE YOU FARTED

He laughs so hard he falls out of the bed.

“Lemme see this” he takes the sketch book

“Wheres the rest of it” “figure it out stinky”

[simcardiac-arrested]

im gonna be sick i just deleted like 10gb of wayback asks from my ibis gallery

[pokiisu]

Buenos dias gang.

Uh we got another dump of FNaF art, yeah.

1) yOOOO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD!!! A redraw of that one panel from the Silver Eyes graphic novel, I kinda went overboard because it's heehee funny.

2) Michael,,, mi amore,,, ♥️

3) el bebé

4) The other littel guy,,, 🥺

5) More Plushtrap.

6) More Helpy.

7) Henry stuff.

8) May stuff.

9) FNaF2 ghosts + robots + balloon boy subliminal messaging.

Ok god bless and goot by e.

[phanfuckingtasmal]

ok it's 4am and i just finished arc 3 so here are some very tired thoughts. spoilers below ofc

- episode 7 might be my new favourite in the whole show even though half of it (you know which half) had me literally screaming and hiding behind a pillow on my couch (i am not good with horror. i was very scared.)

- i was so fucking right about the king princess song and oh my fucking god i'm dying. they are Such lesbians. in a fucking prison cell. there was blood on the floor girl. "wait i slept with someone-" "ok dyke"

- i love ekko so fucking much and i'm so glad he got to have such a big moment at the end there

- did i mention i loved episode 7

- pace of ep9 was crazy. i feel like ep8 could've been shorter to give them more time in 9. that being said with the time they had there were still a lot of very incredible and beautiful moments and hoooooooly fuck some of that art in 9 was off the WALLS good. just absolutely insane. i hope they paid the artists a million dollars

- will never be over timebomb ever

- i'm too tired to remember anything else rn. will post more tomorrow. wish we'd had more sevika.... all her time on screen was good and i knowwww they had time restraints so it's ok but. where was she. missed my wife etc etc.

- episode 7 fucked me up so good i had to pause and stim like literally five or six times. the designs. the au. that look at the end that implies in another universe far away they're happy together

- maybe controversial take but i absolutely loved the jayce and viktor forehead touch at the end. i personally love love love stories where it's like these two ppl loved each other so much that they save each other in every timeline and it doesn't matter what kind of love it was. it can be any kind you want. it could be all of them. but what matters is they loved each other.

- on that note i did love that they were *also* giving "i'd kill you in every universe"

- i am so tired. i have more to say about jinx but i have to sleep. rn im scheming and thinking about that shimmer trail and all the hints.

- goot night

[faerunsbest]

OH MY GOD

....the families have to meet at least the parents

Let's pretend we've all gone and had time to settle. What's a mundane daily task that the twins enjoy? Making the bed, prepping dinner, shopping and so on?

Rackal honestly doesn’t mind cleaning and doing household maintenance (very monotonous, repetitive tasks that allow him some time to his thoughts, similar to maintaining armor/weaponry). He isn’t a big fan of shopping unless he is with someone who can actually deal with the vendors (he’s too tall/big to comfortably navigate those places and doesn’t want to knock into shit).

Clairice tho loves shopping/haggling (although it can be argued what she actually paid for).

Cooking tended to be a family affair growing up; both enjoy prepwork, and Clairice is actually really good at preparing meat/deboning fish/etc. She also likes yardwork.

[dawn-of-worlds]

Luck, Be A Lady

[Emex turn 3: rest (5) + bonus (2) + dice (6+6) - create avatar (10) - avatar creates order (8-2) = 3]

A new godess* is born! A Tolinak called Tutsokis performs various miracles, surpasses all mortal limitations, and becomes the Queen of Fortunes. Her followers in life become the first of the Fortune-Seekers, an assorted collection of gamblers, entrepreneurs, mercenaries, adventurers, con-men and other risk-takers.

In the youth of their people, the Tolinakka lived a blessed existence: in a mild and pleasant climate, in fruitful valleys on the shores of placid lakes, completely lacking in external threats, and favoured by the gods. There was some strife and warfare, of course, but mostly in limited fashion, and on the whole the dwellers of the Cradle would have considered themselves lucky to be living in such a perfect paradise.

They would have, that is, if they had had a word for "lucky".

They knew "fated" of course, and "blessed" and "cursed", and so, when in a small village on the shores of Thon-Kirrilak a most unusual child was hatched those were the words used in heated discussions. The child was clearly unusual, but whether the gods smiled or frowned upon her was less clear: Her exoskeleton was purest perfect black, like a starless night - an uncommon colouring, and considered most beautiful; her limbs strong, and her voice loud - clear signs of a healthy body and will. So far so good, an uncommonly (but not unheardly so) beautiful and vivacious baby, but on her lovely pitch black head she had four horns, rather than the normal two - and also eight eyes, and on each hand: four fingers.

The horns were generally considered auspicious - a sign of Zoreinaks' favour, but four fingers were a clear deficiency - would she even be able to hold things, use tools, learn to write? And how inconventient it would be to count! But the eyes were truly contentious, by the same reasoning as the horns, they could be seen as a duplicative blessing, but not one anyone had seen, or heard of, before. And they were mighty strange-looking for sure, perhaps even freakish. That much of a deviation from a divinely shaped norm was surely a bad omen?

But while the debates raged loudly and long, her parents would hear nothing of it. Her father proclaimed that she would become the most beautiful of all Tolinakka, and named her Tutsokis ("Good-looking", or "Goot-at-looking"). While some villagers were less than convinced by this, there was not much they could do against such supportive parents, and they contented themselves with grumbling that the child was surely not long for this world anyway.

But while they would ultimately prove correct, it was certainly not in the way they might have thought, and Tutsokis grew up to become healthy, clever, and energetic.

People quickly noticed that the strangest things always happened around Tutsokis - and always in ways that worked out to her benefit.

When she was still an infant, her parents learned that keeping her safe was a thankless, fruitless, and pointless effort. Keeping her contained proved impossible, as each day, she escaped her cradle in ways more unlikely than the last. She would eventually be found among the woods, playing with wild animals, or splashing about in the shallows, or some other situation ill suited to toddlers, and worse yet for their parents' nerves.

When she and the other children went pearl diving, she would always find the biggest most beautiful ones; when the other children grew tired of this and went into the lake without her, they could search for hours for barely anything, only to find when they returned, that a great shark had drifted ashore near the village - and in that sharks maw, choking it, had been a turtle - and in the mouth of the turtle, and oyster - and in the oyster, the largest, most perfect pearl anyone had ever seen. And who had found that shark? Tutsokis of course, wandering about the shoreline, dodging her chores.

Once, a roving warband approached the village, looking for plunder, but finding a group of young Tolinakka playing a game of dice. Dice were not unknown at the time, they had long been used as tools of divination and for communion with the ancestors. But this game was new, and an invention of Tutsokis'. The rules were simple, just the highest rolls won, but the players bet shining pearls, and this caught the attention of the warriors. Before they could decide to rob them, however, Tutsokis invited them to sit down and play, and, seeing no harm in it, they agreed. At first it was good fun, a chance to win precious pearls risking only what copper baubles they might have brought, but while they won almost as much as they lost, Tutsokis kept rolling sixes. Eventually the many of the warriors had lost their bracteates, their arm-rings, their horn spikes, their armaments, and even the shirts off their backs. Some of them grew very wroth, once they'd lost too much, and no longer saw a way of winning this game. They accused Tutsokis of cheating, though none could say quite how, and wanted to take it all back by force. Tutsokis simply smiled, looked at them with her unnerving eyes, and asked if they perhaps wanted to borrow some of all these weapons she now owned? This joke did not land very well with most of the warriors, and it could have ended poorly, but the leader of the band was not one of those that had lost it all, and had actually made off with a neat little fortune in pearls. So when he laughed, and praised the girl for her wit, it was enough to defuse the situation. The warband left peacably, though not necessarily happily, and the village was spared.

In fact many more would accuse Tutsokis of being a cheat, but if she was, she was a poor one. For while no one ever figured out how she might do it, it became very clear very quickly that she did always roll sixes, and that it was pointless to play against her. But the game caught on among the others, and soon enough spread around the Cradle, spawning new and more complex variants.

The Tolinakka knew little of magic back then, but many suspected her of somehow controlling forces beyond mortal ken, and she gained as many gainsayers as admirers. But people learned quickly that it was better to have Tutsokis favourably inclined, and they often tried to stay in her good graces, by gifts, compliments, or obeisance. She had a mercurial temperament, however, and flattery was as like to end in ruin as in fortune.

Upon reaching adolescence, Tutsokis, like many other young Tolinakka, was struck with wanderlust, wanting to make her own way in the world. And so, on the cusp of adulthood she left her village, accompanied by only loud "Good Journeys!", and more than one silent "Good Riddance!". Not one week after she left, the whole village burned to the ground in a freak accident. Or not quite - Tutsokis' parents' home was one of the few spared.

But Tutsokis would not learn anything of that until later, she was out seeing the world. She visited many places, and left behind too many stories to recount here, but suffice it to say, word quickly spread and soon she was known before she even arrived. Some started accompanying her, hoping to catch her glance and some of her good fortune, and it is from these we have the most tales of her many deeds and miracles - though perhaps not the most reliable. Around this time, while there were no real states, there were many petty kings and queens among the Tolinakka. The concept of kingship was one they'd inherited from the King Irradiant, and many a warlord proclaimed themself the king of this or that valley. But there were also philosophers, hailed the Queen of Deontology, or some such branch, and the merchants proclaiming themselves Kings of Copper where too numerous to count. So it was not strange when her followers started calling Tutsokis the Queen of Fortunes, and it was under this moniker she would gain notoriety.

Eventually, in her 32nd year, Tutsokis made her way to the Thunderous Inlet. Here she found a great bay, covered in constant storms, and many other adventurous Tolinakka seeking enlightningment. But the lightning rarely strikes on shore, so those who dare must go out on the waves, or risk waiting a long long time. But the small boats the Tolinakka knew to build were much better suited to the calm lakes of their homeland, than the rough seas of the Inlet, and many more drowned here than were ever struck by lightning. Tutsokis, however, simply walked up to the cliffs overlooking the bay and gazed out over it. Seeming to seee something, she then turned to her companions and raised one arm. Immediately, she was struck by lightning. Her companions, shocked, but not exactly surprised, tried to ask her for her insights, but she raised her second hand to silence them. And was promptly struck by lightning again. This did stun them somewhat, but Tutsokis simply grinned, blinked with one of her many eyes, and threw herself off the cliff. Though some tried to follow, the sea grew very rough then, and none who jumped in returned alive. Those that did stay ashore though, swear that they saw Tutsokis galloping across the waves, on top of the water, before losing sight of her.

Her disappearance caused quite the hubbub around the Cradle, and became a favourite topic of discussion among philosophers of all grades. She was never seen in the flesh again, but many have claimed to see her in their dreams, or that her eight shining eyes sometimes look down from the night sky, and those people often find success in risky endeavors. But apotheosis did not make the Queen of Fortunes any less capricious, and counting on her being, or staying, on your side is far from a sure bet. Her most avid devotees continue to court her favour, and over the centuries, many would try to follow her path out into the ocean to find where she might have gone - though typically in vessels, rather than on foot.

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ii 16 spoilers goot god/

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Probably biased Nickel II analysis no one asked for, from a Nickel Kinnie weeee

okay so, I was already headcanoning (cough, projecting) that the reason Nickel II is sarcastic and only sarcastic for most the show, even him finding it hard to believe that he has the option to not be, is that he's autistic/neurodivergent with some level of anger issues, and that was his social mask (those can be negative! like playing into any role that way) and had trouble expressing himself in literally any way besides that because that's the one social interaction skill he knows he has (also, him not initally understanding that it's still hurtful hints this to me too)

the new implications of the characters being created makes this SO different but oddly, confirmed my suspicions in a behavior sense at least, his trope/stereotype IS his mask in that he doesn't know many other ways to socialize, and not only that but it almost seems like hes weirdly aware of it too? (Waffling About, "Without it, I'd be nothing!") and i think he might've leaned even harder into it come season 2 bc (as far as i can tell) most his season 1 interactions with others are negative, even when he's not being sarcastic

-also I'd become more angry and cynical too if I learned I'm actually eliminated an episode late because enough voters misspelled my name to make that difference

nickel is autistic AND he's a cunt, these things can coexist

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[spacedhead]

homestuck reread #14 act 6 p5

we are about to enter some crazy territory. hopefully no one runs out of lives.... lest there be a.... game over.

damn roxy even talks like me. so goated. anyway things are about to get alot worse

god i fucking love this panel hes so real i am just like him in every way except for the ways i am like john and roxy

hehehehehe this makes me giggle

me stealing all of the mannerisms of my boy best friend LOLLLL he actually does need help though. you cant lose your cool like this lil bro.

NOOO KARKAT . you will be missed :(

he is so cude man :ppppp :D

haha redglare. also this glitch shit is crazy and sort of hard to understand. i guess it is because caliborn put his powder in the homestuck cartridge... but is that really why? or is it a metaphor......

bossy much? true dirk you are being really controlling dude. maybe take it down a notch lil bro

these interactions with arquiusprite are so funny

Neigh, braj

most sane dave rant of all time. i love this man so much he is my son. that guy whos like this is delicious im about to kill my son but instead he says im about to be my son

HE SAVED THE MAYOR. my heart dropped. if he dies i kill myself NO CAP

this idiot bozo doesnt know what time travel is. im saying this out loud as i type it out

brain ghost dirk phenomenon sighting

the image "why were you on mad at me island"

do not mess with her fort. LEST THERE BE THE CONSEQUENCES .

lil seb returns!!! hes so real. also he got rusted because he somehow survived for sooooooooooo long after the earth was abandoned by all

wait he is just like me. oh HELL no. this BOZO is still at it.... this is up for consideration .

theres angels. sollux said a LONG TIME AGO that angels are linked with death and are used by paradox space to usher in "the end." what could this mean for their chances of success. surely nothing

ACTUAL VILLAIN OF THE STORY SHE IS ABOUT TO SCREW EVERYTHING UP

i used to say this shit all the time real ones know about me

goot bye dabe </3

WHORE YOU

this picture of dirk is cool . im glad things will go well for him.

i love his freudian slips so much hes so funny to me i need to be like him i need to be like him what no im normal im so normal

i love arcs

me using my baller ass powers on my enemies ( they stand no chance against me )

me in real life ( i never have any idea what is going on whatsoever) he is very small in multiple of these panels and that alone is making me like him more. that is all

seriously how small is this guy!!!!!!!

...............okay......... sam and i watched game over.... everyone died........ except for john and roxy and terezi temporarily... THINGS WENT TO SHIT. FAWK.......... but it will be better soon... you first must descend in order to ascend as the great nannasprite once said ...... i closed my eyes when dave died so it didnt happen