#gooeybear

[jennegatron]

he could have DIED at any point and he was so steadfast in his vows that even with explicit permission from his king AND his queen, theobald does NOT try to get laid. that man was willing to go to his grave a virgin. i hope gooey blew his back out. he earned it.

[aidcctwdtsan]

theo is off getting them both drinks and she is pondering...

[wrathmatician]

I wrote a story about Theo dressing Gooey's wounds post ice cream temple fight because Gooey deserves to have someone be nice to her for once. She almost died! She's mean and prickly and defensive and I love her so much.

[professorfcknmoriarty]

there is no space for fear

Men like him, in Gooey’s experience, are cruel and inclined towards violence against anything they perceive as smaller and weaker than them, always feeling the need to prove themselves to be dangerous. She’s encountered enough of them in her twenty-three some years of life that she’s confident that she could gut him before he could stop her. He blinks twice, licks his lips, and fails to say anything more. No one else seems to notice the strangeness of the moment. “It’s the girls, I suppose. It always is,” Caramelinda says, her tone equally fond and exasperated. She stops in the doorway to turn back around, throwing Saccharina a high, arched brow. “Well?” she asks, a little impatient. “The twins will want to meet you. There’s no use delaying the matter.” *** A Modern Human Royalty AU Featuring Gooey/Theo

A D20 Gift Exchange Gift for @jennegatron

[certaintylikelightning]

and they say crown of candy is a tragedy

[jennegatron]

thinking too much about gooey and theo makes my brain hot.

a ship can be a gummy bear knight and a chocolate marauder and a sundae queen

[dice-eater]

Image Description: a monochrome pink image depicting Gooey and Theobald Gumbar, crouching, with their arms locked in a predator handshake, leaning away from each other to offset the others weights. Gooey is wearing furs and leathers, with her axe strapped to her back. Theo is depicted as a human with wavy hair vaguely resembling his bear ears, and full plate armor with a tabard with a wrapped candy on it. Both are smiling, with little hearts floating above their heads. End description.

CATCH THESE HANDS.

with your hands. we're holding hands now. this is nice.

[jennegatron]

Sometimes I think about how theobald was a virgin and it makes sense because of how duty and honor driven he was but also because he is SO bad at talking to people and definitely turned off anyone who ever was interested with his whole thing. He's my perfect bachelor uncle. Fumbling any chance at getting laid. His inexperience and proclivity for sticking his foot in his mouth just makes him more fun and easier to tease.

[aidcctwdtsan]

[jennegatron]

my mind, my life, my personality, it was all permanently changed the first time I watched this. i will never be normal again.

murph and brennan truly captured the thin line between sex and violence here and they were roleplaying as melted chocolate and a fucking gummy bear

[wrathmatician]

I wrote about Gooey and Theo smoking cigarettes.

[jekra]

Commission for gooeybear on Flight Rising Drawn on 08 / 06 / 2023

[allybeans]

just realised that all of my dimension 20 ships involve murph’s characters. how did this happen

[jennegatron]

The absolute choke hold this dynamic has had on me for MONTHS. gooey and theo forever.

[wretchrot666]

[dimension20official]

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