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iceunhie · 5 months ago
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art of the fan!
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premise: wherein jiaoqiu’s fan does half the work and reaps twice the effect.
warnings: gn!reader, 1.4k words, potential jiaoqiu ooc, written before his release. use of petnames and suffixes. please read the terminology guide below to understand their use in the plot, very ‘walk him like a dog’ core, though in this case fox would be more appropriate, haha.
a/n: guess who’s back with a oneshot (⁠ ⁠;⁠∀⁠;⁠) here is my humble offering to the jiaoqiu nation, i did my best
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jiaoqiu—for some reason—has made it his life’s mission to perpetually get under your skin.
recently, he has employed shady methods, most particularly instilling almost unfair use of his fan in order to get away with things he normally can't, poking at the strings in your heart like how a stick hits a hornet’s nest.
“yi sheng, is there a purpose for this?” you exclaim, with the foxian man sighing in faux disappointment. the sarcastic way of addressing his title does make his face spasm—but unfortunately for you, today, it seems it does little to dampen his mischief.
you are in the humiliating position of being in the sly man’s lap; aggrieved that your current predicament warrants unfair treatment that borders on harassment (an exaggeration, jiaoqiu has never been improper to that extent).
not to mention, his fan is aimed at your chin, making you look up at him while he applies ointment to a rather nasty bruise around your lip, with the gall to hum as he does so.
“ah, ah. don't move.” he holds the feathered fan under your chin, eyes ever closed while a placid smile graces his face, retaining his signature cunning. jiaoqiu has lost his mind. you keep to yourself, ignoring the heat in your cheeks that had made an appearance since earlier—because why else would he do this? (and why in the name of aeons would you let him? something must be wrong with your brain today.) “if you do not let me do this, that unsightly bruise might fester, you know.”
“you’re too close.”
“well, you were too far.”
“i am sitting on your lap, yi sheng. how close do you want us to be?” you roll your eyes, earning jiaoqiu a poke at your face, followed by his hand squishing at the fat on your cheeks. “hey, lwet goh of me…”
“still with the formalities... surely now you can address me by my name, can you?” jiaoqiu coaxes, like saying it might wash away all the fatigue in the world, because every inch of his being, from the tips of his ears to the veins in his heart and the wisps of his soul, his yearning and pining echoes and resounds in the cavity of his chest that holds only you, you, you.
what, jiaoqiu wonders, would it take for him to be the sole beholder of your brilliance? his hands holding yours, gripping faithfully and unfalteringly, your fates bound by knots; crimson in nature, entwined forevermore? his eyes soften because of course they do—for you mold him into a being devoted to commemorating your existence into his flesh, your voice settling in the marrow of his bones.
you falter, your heartbeat loud. jiaoqiu notices. of course he does. “yi sheng—”
“jiaoqiu.”
“yi—”
“qiu-er.”
“....” he can hear your heart thundering in your chest—thump, thump—and it has never occurred to him to praise his foxian senses until now. his smile widens, a fang poking out with the white of his teeth. “i'm waiting, baobei.” your face glows with warmth, and jiaoqiu fights the urge to swallow you up whole right then and there.
(he resists it often when it comes to you.)
“you’re so stubborn!” you say after much deliberation, rejection flat and heavy. jiaoqiu deflates, just a bit, and petulantly rubs ointment on the other bruises littering your face. (his ears show his displeasure, drooping down, comically flat against his head.)
“hmph. and you’re too stingy.”
“all the more reason not to, then!”
still not enough, huh? jiaoqiu wonders if he'll ever get you to crack; if you'll ever mirror the expression of his adoration—swishing tail and perked up ears aside. still, his touch is gentle, like the embers of a fire hugging you for warmth, a blazing sensation in which all the greed in the world falls short compared to his need to touch you, to perceive you. “will i ever hear my name on your lips? you seem to have no issue addressing others so casually.”
“and who exactly are these others?” you raise a brow at him. jiaoqiu shrugs, nonchalant. as though it didn't bother him (he's seething).
you note that he speaks with contempt, bitterness filtering his soft-spoken words. his tail wags rapidly. pfft, so… so childish! (and a little cute, but you don't say it for obvious reasons.)
“well, for starters, the madam general, the dozing general, yunli, the herbalists near the red fox theater, the stair sweepers....”
“wait, wait, that's too many! and the stair sweepers, really?!”
“i’ll avoid answering further questions.”
“you look like you've swallowed vinegar, laoshi.” you croon, biting where you can at the weakened fox you've made, defiantly lowering your chin still held captive by jiaoqiu’s fan. “besides, i merely do it to cut all at one stroke. after all, it is you, yi sheng—” you relish in jiaoqiu’s expression when you get eerily close, noses almost touching, “that insisted i ought to call you by that title, did you not? who knew you were so easy to displease.”
his face constricts, and his hands lower, one hand gripping firm at your waist, and jiaoqiu reels away from you, hiding his face behind his fan as his cheeks tint themselves scarlet. his pride would not allow him to refute, and you knew that very well. “that...”
because you know him. know his ticks, his tells—jiaoqiu does not know if that is love. but his willingness to drop his guard, to let you slip by his foxy exterior—to allow you to burrow and fuse yourself into the tapestry of his being, that of which the fibers of his soul accept and wholeheartedly make room for you; constricting his breath, perceiving you. (he doesn't know if you're in love with him yet, but he is. maybe he always will be.)
your lips quirk up instead, the apples of your cheeks forming while smile lines grace your features, that of which he cannot look away from, cannot close his eyes from; for what use is closing one’s eyes when his sight was granted to him to behold you?
jiaoqiu’s saving grace is that you were kinder for your own good. if he could keep that kindness to himself, then….
“as expected, it's so weird when you're silent,” you laugh, and jiaoqiu’s stare rushes to behold you, the echo of your joy forming his heart anew. “jiaoqiu. there, you petulant fox. happy now?”
and the way he looks at you—his pupils expanding, eyes wide, jiaoqiu loves. the entire universe could crumble and turn to ashes this instant, and he would not look away.
“...i’m not.” you look at him with playful scorn. really, after all this trouble, your eyes seem to say. he chuckles dryly, forcing himself to laugh, because jiaoqiu wants to keep this euphoria and let it sink into his ears, his lungs and his brain. he wants to bottle the sound of your voice forming his name and setting his body ablaze like golden starlight in a place no one can hear but him.
“not what?” facing you, holding you, he can't even begin to breathe. jiaoqiu thinks this might be love, sprouting from his eyes and filling the corners of his veins, circulating fully, wholly, and utterly.
“i’m not happy at all.” he speaks your name like the growing embers of a wildfire, burning his throat and letting jiaoqiu dare to perceive you. “it’s lacking. it will always be lacking.”
and because you were you, you know exactly where to fan the flames. “ever the cunning one, aren't you, qiu-er?”
jiaoqiu thinks it's time you had enough of your fun. again, he's never had reason to praise his senses—but when he hears the deafening beats that increase as he looks at you even more—he thinks that maybe being a foxian is a decision fate was wise in undertaking.
he dips his head low, and before you can question why his fan covered your faces, a soft sensation floods your senses, warming you to the core when you feel the plush of his lips on yours. you feel his smile against your mouth, and the teasing bite down your lower lip makes your eyes turn to saucers.
this sly fox…!
pulling away, jiaoqiu hides his face behind his fan again, almost gloating when he takes in your aghast expression. “well, it's not so lacking anymore, i suppose.”
you glare. “that ointment of yours is useless now that you've kissed it away, you know.”
jiaoqiu brings the hand by your side to his lips, kissing your knuckles, devoting himself to every atom that comprises you, every cell that unravels and ties itself to create you; and he’ll adore you, chasing and basking in the warm daylight you bestow him.
“i can always kiss it better, anyway.” he ruffles your hair, the smile in his eyes mischievous and utterly unfair, because it's sincere, and blinding ....and jiaoqiu is already uncaring of the rapid wag of his tail. “didn’t you say it yourself? i am cunning, after all.”
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BONUS: how to tame a foxian in one go!
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“baobei, you certainly know how to leave someone breathless.”
“don’t follow me.”
“you’re not denying it though.”
“qiu’er, you’ll be demoted back to yi sheng.”
“huh?! thats cruel! wait, i said i’m sorry—!”
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— terminology guide.
· [ 事半功倍 / half the work, twice the effect ] — (an idiom) the right approach leads to the desired/better results; jiaoqiu wanted reader to call him by his name affectionately, and the right ‘approach’ refers to making use of both the fan and the opportunity to kiss reader (which he got and more with minimal effort)
· [ 一刀切 / to cut all at one stroke ] — (idiom) one solution or ‘one size fits all’, reference to how reader doesn't want to refer to jiaoqiu as his name nor do they want to be mistaken to be in a relationship with him (playfully), so they refer to him as yi sheng ( 医生 ) so people don't get confused and see how jiaoqiu absolutely hates it (menace)
other: bao bei ‹ 宝贝 | baby/babe › , -er ‹ friendly and affectionate suffix often used in a teasing way › , yi sheng ‹ 医生 | doctor › laoshi ‹ 老师/老師 | teacher, used often in a certain part of china. used formally for instructors and teachers* ›
*as for why reader refers to jiaoqiu as laoshi aka teacher, jiaoqiu is a counselor (based on given canon information) and they use it to rile him up (since they use it sarcastically—because jiaoqiu was basically ordering them/instructing them to stay still while treating them ^^; hope this makes sense !
tidbit note: when reader says ‘consumed vinegar’ it is a funny way to show that he's jealous, because vinegar is sour (just like jiaoqiu's mood!)
note: hello! i apologize for being so late and so inconsistent with my posts, life has been busy lately with my job. as recompense, have a oneshot… lol. also, this fic wouldn't have happened without the lovely consultation of my friend and mootie @lowkeyren who helped me with making sure i was using the appropriate terms of affectionate address for reader and jiaoqiu, haha. can you tell i loved playing around with his character? even though he isn't out yet TT personally, i think i quite like the dynamic between reader and jiaoqiu; although this may be ooc in some point in time. he just gives off the vibe of a teasing smug bastard… who is a pathetic mess for his lover. or is it just me?? well, who knows…
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@ ICEUNHIE: do not plagiarize, repost or steal my work.
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shotanzz · 10 months ago
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ACKK, do more members as bfs with astrology for riize pls !!!
glad I got this asks bc I can now gloat about my man 😛
sungchan as your boyfriend based on astrology !
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(reminder that this for fun and astrology is something I study for a hobby, these are all inferences based off of observations and not exact fact unless I knew him myself !!)
warnings: small mention of sexual innuendo but nothing extremely graphic I'll only do NSFW asks if requested.
I am so in love with his chart.
Virgo Sun: A common trait I see in Virgo suns/risings is that they truly want to be the best optimal versions of themself. They are always finding ways to improve themselves or look/be their best whether its physically or mentally. (This may explain why many virgo sun/rising male idols are into working out, health or self help books. Sungchans interested in all 3 btw😭) But these traits would probably amp up when he's with you, he wouldn't want to slack when it came to his looks or personhood when with you especially since he has so many placements hinting at wanting to seem his best for you. Would want nothing more but to feel appreciated and valued and would give the same to you. He'd help you with relatively anything even if he didn't know much about the task or topic. He'd also ask you a lot of questions (not as much as a virgo mercury would but..) he'd be very interested in quite literally anything you had going on and would try to relate and insert himself in the things you speak about due to his venus.
Cancer Moon: Cancer is at home when it's in the moon so most people with this placement can be very emotional. He'd have to become close to you before fully pursuing anything. He would care about your opinions and validate your feelings. He'd showcase his domestic chore abilities so you'd view him as reliable. Downside is cancer moons have a hard time letting go of hurts so if you accidentally made him feel a type of way he may have a hard time fully letting go. Pretty sensitive to criticism. Would like comfort activities, a bath, a night swim at the beach, watching nostalgic movies, comfort food. I feel like he tries to be all macho and masc when really his emotional subconscious says otherwise 😭
Libra Mercury: Sungchan is his name and flirting is his game. He quite LITERALLY would know what to say to make you giggle and kick your feet. Would probably send goodmorning/night text (With his Leo Venus and Cancer Moon please send one back). Honestly his Virgo sun paired with this Libra mercury makes me feel like he'd gossip like crazyyyy with you. However his Sun and Mercury paired makes me feel like he'd overthink and be indecisive and have to confide in you about his thoughts. Would be good at calming you down and helping you level out your thoughts when you're upset or in a tense situation.
Leo Venus: With his Venus in Leo he'd most definitely brag about you. Even if the relationship had to be kept under wraps he'd soft launch or hint at your existence to others whether it's through wearing something -you- bought him publicly or if staff asked about his week he'd say "I spent time with a REALL GOOD friend of mine". With his virgo sun paired with his leo venus he'd absolutely need praise, it wouldn't just be a want it'd be a NEED for him to hear you compliment+praise him especially on his talents. Honestly the proudness from his venus, the provider energy from his mars..his chart overall points to him just wanting to please/spoil you whilst also getting praise, recognition and attention in return. He'd surprise you with gifts that aren't typical regular gifts they'd hold some heavy value to them (Like an expensive piece of jewelry or the last pair of a specific shoe you wanted that was on sale). The only downsides I see is that he may nag if he feels like you're not taking care of yourself or your business since his Venus makes him see you as an extension of himself and his Virgo sun and Capricorn mars relatively wanting structure and perfection for both you and him. All in all GIVE HIM ATTENTIONNNNNN.
Capricorn Mars: Whew tbh this placement is hot i'm sorry (It's the cap stellium in me.) BUT ANYWAY ! Before the relationship even began once he realized he liked you he had to make his way to you, even if it was a process he HAD to make his way to you. He'd observe you, see if you two seem compatible and once he sees a chance he'd surely make his way to the kill. I feel like this mars paired with his venus shows that he would NOT play about you. He'd quite literally want nobody else to even consider the thought that you could ever give them the attention or time you give him. Would want to be a "provider" in some sense even if you can take care of yourself. Capricorn rules the skeletal structure so he'd compliment and be super into your body's silhouette/shape, it also rules the teeth + skin (bitemarks, harsh hickies), and the knees + joints...let me not continue.
Other Aspects:
Moon/Sun Sextile: Very easygoing since his inner emotions and expression is balanced and in alignment with his ego and outer expression, however it may sometimes lead to him being a little too comfortable at times because confrontation is sometimes needed and he may avoid it (his cap mars may aid with that however)
Moon/Mercury Square: He may have a constant battle between being logical and letting his moods affect his choices and will look to you for help when his mind feels like it's constantly see-sawing, however he might pretend to be stoic before asking you for help :(
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astronomodeus · 4 years ago
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≡;- ꒰ °The demon brothers when you two have a long distance relationship꒱ @astronomodeus
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Lucifer:
` He tries to call you as much as he can
` Also doesn't sleep much because of overworking himself so he'd be fine with the time difference but you feel guilty about it every single time.
` Of course, he reassures you that it's alright.
` He nags you about how you should always take care of yourself and you scold him, "Look who's talking?"
` When you facetime him, he acts like the sweetest boy ever and he gets so excited to talk to you.
Mammon:
` The messages he sends to you would vary
` Sometimes he's mushy and misses you and other times he can be jokingly sarcastic and act cocky when you tell him that you miss him.
` The boys would probably take secret photos and videos trying to cuddle the other brothers while complaining how much he misses you.
` "I just miss mc, okay?! And none of your guys' cuddles measure up to theirs!"
Leviathan:
` He tries to act chill about everything but he can't help but cry about how much he misses you.
` Asmo tries to cheer him up (as well as the other brothers) but the thing that helps him is seeing your cute 'I miss you' texts that warm his heart and destroy all his uwu's.
` He would tell you the next time you both meet again, he will be giving one of his hoodies to you whenever you miss him.
` You thought he was joking, but he wasn't. He sprayed the hoodie with cologne and gave it to you.
` "You know I love you a lot right? You can even ask my Ruri-chan pillow! I miss playing video games and staying up all night watching anime with you. Missing you is absolutely driving me crazy."
Satan:
` He has alarms that go off when you normally wake up and fall asleep so he can send you cute goodmorning and goodnight texts no matter the time zone difference.
` You love it but worry about his sleeping pattern.
` He reassures you that taking five (5) minutes out of his sleep is worth it to make you smile.
` He sends you selfies all the time and loves when you send him some.
` He giggles when you overreact to his visuals and it honestly makes his day.
` Sometimes he can't sleep because he couldn't stop thinking about you then he gets super sentimental and soft.
` So he'll facetime you, and let me tell you, sleepy Satan is the cutest and sweetest thing in the world.
` "Mc~ I wanna see you and hug you and kiss you. You mean the world to me and it hurts so much to be apart from you."
Asmodeus:
` He texts you non-stop, probably in all caps, telling you how much he loves you and misses you.
` Always sends a bunch of heart emojis too.
` He constantly tag you in posts or sending you stuffs like, "Hey this happened, I saw this and I thought of you" kind of thing.
` He would buy you random gifts that don't make any sense but it reminds him of you in a really weird but cute way.
` LOVES to leave you audio messages and wants you to send him some because he misses the sound of your voice.
` He would be super dramatic about how much he misses you and acts like he's the lead in a romance play in a highschool production.
` "My dearest mc. My love. My muse. Where'd you go? Why aren't you here? I've been missing you for centuries aND YOU HAVEN'T REPLIED TO MY TEXT IN 30 MINUTES. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH MY HEART LONGS FOR YOU AND YOU MAKE ME WAIT LIKE A PIG, A BEAUTIFUL PIG. RUDEEEE!"
Beelzebub:
` He would always send you very sentimental texts about how much he loves and misses you.
` He would always check in on you and made sure you were taking care of yourself.
` When he finally got to see you again, he was so bashful but you could still see his excitement.
` He knew he wouldn't be able to see you for very long and that time apart was unbearable for him.
` So he gave you a matching bracelet so no matter how far apart you two are, you'll still be together.
Belphegor:
` He calls you at the worst times (because he's asleep 24/7) and you miss his calls and vice versa so you end up playing phone tag.
` He would get super whiny when you don't text him back soon enough.
` Pouty baby.
` The rest of the brothers blow your phone up, begging you to visit so he can stop pouting for one second.
` He goes to his older brothers and ask for advice on how to deal with missing you so much and they help comfort him.
` When he finally hears from you, his face lights up and runs to his room so the others won’t hear him telling you how much he loves and misses you, but they're outside the door listening to everything lmao. They wait for him to come out so they can tease him about it and he gets so flustered.
` "Mc! I'm so glad we can finally talk, I've missed you so much you don't even know!"
note: pls how does tumblr work this is my first time posting lmao was bored and i hope y’all like it💀
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onewfantaesy · 4 years ago
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Yes! Give me all of the old goodies! I want the good, the bad, and the cringe.
u asked for it!!! it’s terrible and horrible but if literally anyone wants me to go more into it i’d be so down to just starting writing shit for it. i’m straight up just gonna copy and paste it from the message i sent like literally 4 years ago also it’s long as hell so it’s almost all going under a readmore there were no line breaks i had to go put in every line break omfg
okay so this is both a bandfic sort of idea but it's also a high school sort of idea so just bear with me pls 
 so like,,,u know how taemin and kai went to the same arts high school??? what if,,,,and this is a big fun fanficy what if 
 but what if okay so taemin and kai are in one class yes because same school year if i remember correctly, then sehun and krystal are in the year below them i'm like pretty sure so they're also both in the same class just for fics sake lmao 
and like,,,they're all just doing their school thing, and taemin and jongin sit sort of next to each other in their class, and by that i mean taemin sits in like the 3rd row by the window and jongin sits in the seat directly behind him so taemin's always turned around during breaks talking with him and playing like rock paper scissors and all that bullshit 
 and okay so lets just saaaaaay there was like an new reality-ish show, like that one show where taemin went to high school again with all those other idols and it was at an arts school, but like this show is for older idols to do other jobs and lmao this is why i don't wanna put it on tumblr or anything because it's so fanficy it's gross but it's so fun to imagine in my head and i wanna just headcanon it with someone who also likes the idea 
 but like so jaejoong ends up being taemin and kai's teacher for like a week or 2 for this show, and then fuck idk Rain is the teacher for sehun and krystal's class and when taemin finds out he's SO JEALOUS 
 "WHAT THE FUCK NO I LOVE HIM MAKE HIM SWITCH TO OUR CLASS" 
"and get stuck with jaejoong, fat fucking chance lee taemin go dance to rising sun or some bullshit why don't you" 
 and also just because why not add more fanficy shit with something that's already so ridiculously fanficy and let's say taemin used to be fairly close with jaejoong before the whole ~lawsuit~ thing happened, and he used to maybe see him and the other dbsk members like once a week because he was close with them and they helped him with dancing, singing, etc whatever cute bonding shit
 and then one day taemin went to go see them and jyj were just gone and taemin was so confused and changmin was upset and yunho was upset but just like "they left the band taemin they're gonna leave the company" and taemin's this lil freshly debuted kid and he just "but they didn't say goodbye?????" 
 and taemin's been so upset with jaejoong since that day because like he feels very hurt about them just leaving and not saying goodbye to him 
 so when jaejoong shows up as his teacher that morning, everyone in their class thought it was just a normal day, and there were cameras in the classroom but they also just assumed that it was something taemin or jongin related because idols in their class and all that so taemin's just turned around playing rock paper scissors with kai, and then the door opens and it's another camera and then a man walking in but it's right after the bell and no one's really looking so they just assume it's their teacher so everyone just "goodmorning teacher" in monotone voices because they have to, and jongin pushes taemin forward so he's facing forward and everyone just 
 "what's going on" 
"taemin what is this!" 
"jongin!! is this a new reality show??" 
 and taekai are just what the fuck because jaejoong is standing at the front of their class and that's definitely not their teacher where the hell is Mrs. Kim 
 and jaejoong explains that it's a new reality show, and he'll be their teacher for the next week or so, and everyone is kind of excited except for taemin and jongin who are like well SHIT because once their company gets a load of this, they're gonna be in a load of shit 
 and jongin just leans forward and whispers in taemin's ear "this is a load of barnacles" like that guy from spongebob, and taemin absolutely SNORTS so of course everyone and the cameras and jaejoong turn to him, and jongin immediately falls back into his seat and taemin tries to put on a straight face and jaejoong just 
 "taemin, jongin, is there something you'd like to share with the class?" 
 "no, nothing," taemin says, sending a very annoyed smile at jaejoong. 
 and then when jaejoong isn't looking (but a camera is still pointed at them), jongin leans back forward and just "we're good noodles" and taemin fucking SNORTS SO LOUDLY and slaps jongin away from him and jaejoong just 
"taemin. stay after class, won't you?" 
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH”
 everyone immediately just is like lmao u know how high school students are when someone gets in trouble lmao and taemin just huffs, and when jaejoong turns back around, taemin turns quickly to hit jongin on the shoulder and turn back around before jaejoong can see it 
 and like, taemin and jongin quickly become so annoyed with all the cameras, and like they're honestly just trying to do their work at one point and taemin is slumped over his desk trying to do the work with the person who sits next to him, and he just turns to the cameraman and just 
 "can u get that thing out of my face pls i'm not a cast member on this show"
 "but you're in the class!!!" 
 "i'm not the only one in this class!!" 
taemin is so exasperated like man i'm trying to learn i didn't sign up for this shit and then during a break someone like
 "oh u know those things we sign at the beginning of the year that say we can be on media and shit for the school?? this must file under that, we must be one of the classes where everyone's guardians signed yes" 
 and then at lunch, taemin and jongin go see if sehun and krystal have this same problem and they just walk up to the classroom because it's lunch time and usually the teachers all leave right away and taemin just pushes the door open so dramatically like
 "sehunnie!! you'll never believe who our teacher is this week holy shit!!" 
 and he just runs smack into Rain and just
 "oh my god" 
looks up at him with these wide ass eyes and he's having such a fanboy moment he loves rain so much omg and jongin has to like hold onto him to hold him up because rain just 
"oh, shinee. big fan" 
and walks away and taemin practically fucking FAINTS
 "BIG FAN!! HE SAID HE'S A BIG FAN!! OF ME!!!!" 
 "he said shinee u dipshit"
 "I AM SHINEE!!! I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF!!" 
 "who's your teacher though don't leave us hanging" 
 and the other three come over and taemin immediately sobers up and just "ugh that fuckhead jaejoong i can't fucking believe this you know who's gonna get in toruble for it?? US. un-fucking-believable" 
 "you know, you never had a mouth like that when i knew you. also, if i recall correctly, i asked you to stay after class" 
 and taemin turns and sees jaejoong and a camera and he just "shit" because dammit he hopes he didn't get caught cursing on camera and now he's gotta have some fake heart-to-heart with jaejoong and he's none too pleased and jaejoong pulls him aside but there's still a cameraman following them and taemin is so uncomfortable and just
 "please i'm serious get that thing out of my face" 
 "taemin it's just for a couple minutes." 
 "what do you want?"
 taemin is just so upset and like he's so on edge because at school he can be somewhat normal but no now he's got an idol teacher and cameras following him around and dammit he just wants to go eat his lunch 
 "i wanted to talk to you about what happened when i left"
 "no, sorry, i'm not doing this" 
taemin just cuts him off and walks away, but jaejoong follows him and just 
 "why not"
 "because!! that's a personal thing, and if you're only gonna talk about it because you're being filmed, then you really don't care at all and i don't wanna hear it. now can i go eat my lunch please, i'm hungry" 
 and jaejoong just sighs and looks at taemin, and taemin's just this sad kid right now looking at him with these big eyes and he looks so upset and jaejoong just 
"okay. go. but no more disturbing the class, got it?" 
 "that wasn't even my fault" taemin grumbles "jongin was the one saying shit not me" 
 "don't let it happen again" jaejoong warns him, but taemin just walks off and goes to look for his lil friends. 
 also!!! kwonho is his friend from school right?? that's the guy taemin sits next to in class lmao i just remembered that, and kwonho is part of their lil group and!!! probably also moonkyu!!! moonkyu can sit next to jongin lmao so that's like the general gist of it i'm sorry this is so long lmao but i've had this idea in my head for probably a year now and it flows a lot better in my head than in writing but yeah i just!!! really wanna talk about it
and also another part of this au deals with a manager and is like mm three or so days into jaejoong being their teacher and maybe fuck idk kang hodong is a lil first year class teacher who taekai barely realize is there until they hear him crashing down the hall on day 2 and everyone in the classrooms goes up against the windows to look outside and see what's going on only to find kang hodong leading a bunch of firsties down the hallway as some form of prank or lesson or no one really knows what's happening, but everyone wishes hodong was their teacher after that 
 and anyways a manager comes one day to pick taemin up for a schedule and taemin completely forgot about it so he's absorbed in the lesson that jaejoong is teaching, and so the manager has to go straight up to the classroom to collect taemin because he forgot to go down to the office to get picked up and the manager just knocks once and opens the door and just
"taemin, come on" because this happens rather often but then he sees who's teaching 
 and taemin "shit" and gathers up his things really quickly and just tries to get out of there without some sort of weird fight thing happening and just "sorry hyung sorry sorry i'm coming!!"
 "what is going on" 
 "what?" 
 "why is HE in your classroom?? and cameras???" 
 "we're on a show hyung can we go please i'm gonna be late" 
 taemin's just got his backpack slung over his shoulder and he's so anxious to just leave because oh no this is the angry manager and he's getting that angry look and oh no "get in the hall"
 and he just grips taemin's arm and shoves him outside and FUCK it kind of hurts and fuck everyone saw and the cameras saw and just fuck 
 "jongin, get out"
 "what, i don't have a schedule today!" jongin is seriously like annoyed like no today is a day off until like 6 pm fuck that "jongin, NOW" and jongin is so freaked out and he just "sorry okay i'm coming" 
and he gets his things and he's hurrying outside and he just "how long has this been goig on??" 
 "what??" 
 "how long have you two been on a show without telling anyone!!" he's getting so angry and taekai are so freaked out holy shit they didn't think it was that big of a deal
 "hey, do you have permission to take jongin out of class?" jaejoong is like worried like is this even legal 
 "you stay out of this" the manager Does Not like jaejoong. not one bit. and the manager like gets so angry and he's yelling at taekai in the hall and another teacher hears it and peaks out to see what's going on and he like grills them for not telling anyone that they were on a show and that jaejoong was their teacher and blahblah 
and he asks if sehun and krystal have been ont he show too and they both just "yeah" and he makes them go get them and so they hurry down the hall to their classroom and knock on the door and they're so nervous when rain looks at them like 
"excuse me what the fuck you're interrupting my lesson" 
 and taemin just "um, we have to, um, a manager is here and, we sort of, have to have sehun and krystal come with us right now, now, like right now"
 and he's so obviously extremely nervous and the other two immediately know which manager it is just by how nervous taemin is and they start packing their shit up and they all hear the manager yelling for them to hurry up, and rain just "you two stay in here. everyone stay in here, you two come with me, you're going back to class" 
 and taemin just pipes up as rain puts his arm around the two of them to guide them back to class and he just 
 "i actually have a schedule right now i'm actually supposed to be leaving" 
 "then kai will go back to class and you can call another manager"
 "um actually, rain, sir, i go by jongin when i'm at school"
 "then jongin will go back to class, and taemin can call another manager to come pick him up" 
 "yes sir, rain, sir, okay, yes" 
 and by now jaejoong and the manager are outside of the classroom arguing, and a cameraman is out recording the whole thing and then rain joins in like
"hey can we just let this one go back to class and let the other go to his schedule why do we have to fight and get the children involved"
 and then the bell rings but it never fucking stops and after a moment of confusion, taemin and jongin just look at each other like 
"holy shit holy SHIT is this real holy shit HOLY SHIT"
 and all the classroom doors close and lock and the blinds on the windows get shut and jaejoong, rain, the manager, and the cameraman have no idea what's going on but taemin and kai run up to their classroom and start banging on the door and just 
 "HEY LET US IN LET US IN OMG OPEN THE DOOR" 
 but their classroom president just "sorry we can't open the door for anyone until the lockdown bell rings again or until the principal says over the intercom that lockdown is over" 
 "hey kids what's going on??" rain is so confused and the camera is going between the boys and the adults
 and taemin just "WAS THERE A LOCKDOWN DRILL TODAY" 
"what??"
 "YOU'RE THE TEACHERS OMG WAS THERE SUPPOSED TO BE A LOCKDOWN DRILL TODAY YES OR NO"
 "i don't know???"
 "OH MY GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE USELESS"
 taekai are just freaking out holy shit because if they're on lockdown that's like serious they never go on lockdown unless it's a drill and they go back to banging on the door begging for their classmates to let them back in but their classroom president keeps saying no despite the fact that many other people are saying they should let them in 
 and taemin just "JAEHYUN YOU PANSY SON OF A BITCH OPEN THE DOOR" 
 "WHY DON'T YOU GO HIDE IN THE BATHROOM, IDOL" 
taemin just "THIS IS WHY I VOTED FOR [insert girl's name here] INSTEAD OF YOU" 
 and the girl just "wait taemin you really voted for me???" 
 "yeah you're WAY BETTER THAN THIS PANSY PIECE OF SHIT" 
 "WHY DON'T YOU TELL THAT TO THE BATHROOM YOU'RE GONNA GO HIDE IN"
“WHO DIED AND MADE YOU KING?”
"IM IN CHARGE WHEN THE TEACHER IS ABSENT"
 "YPU ONLY WON FROM LIKE 3 VOTES NO ONE LIKES YPU" 
 and taemin and kai just scream a little bit out of frustration before kicking the door one last time but when they realize that the supposed adults in charge aren't doing anything they just 
 "fuck this we're hiding in the bathroom until this is over have fun ARGUING IN THE HALLWAY"
 and they run down the hall to go hide in the bathroom and lock the door and then over the intercom the principal just 
 "there is a man trying to take our student idols without authorization. the proper law enforcement officers have been notified, but do not let any of your student idols go with a man who says he is here to pick them up. this is not a drill. teachers, lock your doors, and keep your students away from the windows." blahblahblah 
 and taemin and kai are int he bathroom just laughing out of both frustration and a little bit out of disbelief that the school is actually calling the cops on their manager and then someone in shinee calls taemin, probably key, and taemin ends up facetiming with them and the other four see that taemin and kai are int he bathroom at school and just 
 "what the hell taemin you're so late for this recording where are you???" 
 "so long story short, manager hyung got the whole school put on lockdown and me and jongin had to hide in the bathroom because our stupid pansy fuck of a class president wouldn't open the door for us to go back inside of our class"
 "what the hell are you talking about" 
 so taemin and jongin explain the whole reality show thing with jaejoong being their teacher for a week and jinki probably just 
"you're saying jaejoong was your teacher all week and you didn't tell anyone" 
"basically yeah and then the manager u fucks sent to pick me up BLEW UP AT US and it was not pretty can you please tell the NOT ASSHOLE MANAGER that i'm going to be late because THE ASSHOLE MANAGER is probably in the process of being arrested ~~thank you~~ COME GET ME. I'M LITERALLY LOCKED IN A BATHROOM. THIS IS NOT FUN."
 and idk other people they were supposed to be on the show with that are just lingering about are giggling at the misfortunes of the young idols and lmao idk the asshole manager probably gets fired literally all our lil high school idols babies get in trouble for not telling anyone they were being filmed at school for a tv show and taemin makes up with jaejoong yay happy ending i just wanna talk about this so bad 
Tbh I mostly just enjoy the image of taemin and Kai being followed by a cameraman as they run through the halls in their school uniforms to the bathroom because their asshole class president won't let them in because of a technicality and just shouting "This is BULLSHIT" and scrambling to lock the door to the second floor boys bathroom
Also just taekai and their two other friends goofing off before class and forgetting a camera is there and they're talking about a new movie or something and taemin just
 "IT! WAS! SO! KICK! ASS" and alternating between fists to punch the air in front of him and they all like re-enact scenes they liked or whatever 
 And they're just being dumb boys u know and then the teacher and jaejoong come in and they all immediately scramble to sit down in their seats and just It's a really funny contrast to what they act like as Exo/shinee u know
And then Kai just "wait when did you go see that movie??" 
 "I went with kwonho on Sunday" 
 "WHY WASNT I INVITED??" 
 And moonkyu just "OR ME??" 
 "I'm sorry but you knew going into this 4-person relationship that I would have to split my time up between the three of you" 
 "Taemin fuck off" 
 Taemin is just unphased and continues "and that sometimes one might get more attention than the other" 
 "You are the worst" 
 "Thank you I'm taking that as a compliment" 
 And just uwu the four of them being smart asses together
And taemin just shakes his head and closes his eyes and shrugs like "I am a busy busy man" 
 And Kai just scoffs like "hey busy man, did you finish the math homework?" 
And he waves around the paper that has half of his homework done 
 And taemin just Pauses 
 "I am a busy busy man who forgot there was math homework" 
 And he leaps forward and takes a piece of paper of moonkyu and a pencil and just "lemme see lemme see lemme see!!" 
Because they have math first and fuck he totally forgot and there's only 5 minutes before class starts 
 And moonkyu lets them copy his homework and then the class president comes over and just "Excuse me IDOLS are you CHEATING?" 
 And taemin just makes a face at him and goes back to it, but before anyone can really say anything about, another classmate comes over and just "Oh shove off asshole, you copied my history homework at lunch yesterday" 
 And everyone just snorts, and he goes shuffling off to his desk 
Everyone hates the class president because right after he won he became a dick about it and everyone regretted voting for him 
 And the girl who ran against him just "I told you to vote for me" 
 And taemin turns to his friends and just "I told you to vote for her" 
 "Taemin shut up"
 "Never trust a man who only wears glasses in class!!!" 
 Kwonho just Shoves taemin closer to the window
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wowtobio · 5 years ago
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boyfriend!suga headcanon please!!
yess i love it! here yah go :) 
Sugawara as your Boyfriend
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• literally the SWEETEST 
• like teeth rotting sweet >:)
• i think this man is an actual angel, he absolutely adores you. he will make sure you have a smile on your face 24/7
• always sends you goodmorning, goodnight, are you home safe?, etc. kind of texts 
• even when his scedule eats up most of his time, he will always ALWAYS try to prioritize you and make sure you feel loved
• he’s probably on top of his grades so he always offers help if you need it on your studies
• enjoys doing even the smallest hobbies with you; cooking, baking, drawing, heck even knitting omg
• this one time he knit you pair of gloves because he remembered how cold your hands get
• i feel like your guys’ relationship would be more like “value the small things” 
• like he remembers all the small things, your birthday, your favorite color, your mom’s favorite flowers, etc.
• small gestures too, like pecks on the cheek, holding pinkies, and small cute compliments here and there
• FOREHEAD KISSES omg melting he loves to kiss you on the forehead. it’s not only cute, but it makes him feel good about himself too since he worries abt the fact that his juniors are taller than him
• he looooves it when you wear his clothes, he thinks you look absolutely adorable in them although he does get red in the face a bit upon seeing you in them 
• cuddle sessions are so sweet and are the highlight of his day, most of the time big spoon but he doesn't mind being the smaller spoon if you insist
• overall just super wholesome, gives you reminders of how beautiful you are and how much he loves you and is grateful for you. pls love him back i-
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nishinoyawn · 4 years ago
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rawr i was in a soft mood and i stress wrote some hcs for d mutuals n here r urs & noya's 👉👈
nishinoodle hcs
-yk how big stuffed toys are an aesthetic for you two?? 😳 it's bec everytime u guys visit an amusement park together, he WINS THEM ALL FOR U. it doesn't even have to be a bear (though u do have some of those), sometimes it could be some alien looking thing, but whatever it is by the end of the day YOU'RE LUGGING THEM ALL INTO UR CAR
-HE LIKES TO MATCH HIS LOCK SCREEN WITH YOURS. it's a photo of you two split down the middle. your face is on his screen, his is yours kdkdke
-sends you goodmorning + goodnight texts RELIGIOUSLY. and they're so full of personality and just SCREAM nishinoya
-"HAVE A GOOD DAY!! NEVER FORGET THAT I LOVE YOU!!!" "OH AND GOOD MORNING"
-he lovesss midnight adventures. he wants to be romantic and do that thing where he throws pebbles at your window (and if u live in an apartment... then he'll just find another way to get your attention). def drives u out to a hill or smth so u can have a picnic under the stars 👉👈
VERRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???????????????????? HELLO YOU STRESSED WROTE THISSSSSSSSSSSSS OMGGGGGGG WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE
IM LUGGING IT??? nah he better helping too !! 😤lmfao jk i love him for it
OMG MATCHING SCREEENS 🥺🥺 STOP THAT’S SO CUTEEE OMG i would definitely be up for that. omg watch it be like a live photo so that it moves and like it shows us laughing or something omg wait I just made myself so soft
good morning and good night texts 🥺🥺 PLS MY HEART IS SOFTT!!! the best way to wake up and go to bed at night for <3
I LOVE MIDNIGHT ADVENTURES NOW MIDNIGHT ADVENTURES WITH NISHINOYA????! im so,,,,,,,,a picnic under the stars?? pls omg i love going star gazing. watch us get told off bc we’re at a place that as a closing time sdjlfkdj lmfao i can see noya’s expression now hehe he's so cute
VERAA PLS THIS MADE MY DAY !!! I've been a little stressed so this helped me just smile and calm down so thank you <333 ily bb <333 i don't deserve this kindness 🥺💖💖
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starlight-parkers · 7 years ago
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Being Tony Stark’s Daughter and Dating Peter Parker Would Include (Part 2):
Summary: Just dating Peter… and being Tony’s daughter.
Authors Note: This was highly requested in the comments and I really enjoyed making the last one, so here ya  go! <3
Warning(s): swearing and deadpool (again)
Being Tony Stark’s Daughter and Dating Peter Parker Would Include (Part 2):
•y'all “tis about to get wilD
•you and peter have a stable relationship™
-y'all don’t really fight
-if you do it’s something stupid
-“I CANT BELIEVE YOU ATE THE LAST BROWNIE, THE AUDACITY, I AM DISGUSTED, YOUR BEHAVIOUR IS ATROCIOUS”
-“ I’m lactose intolerant Peter”
-“YOU ARE A TERRIBLE- wait you are?!?!”
-“HAHAHA SIKE” *cue you running away with the last brownie*
•Tony usually mediates your fights.
-he doesn’t want his spiderlings to be sad.
-not good for his representation in the ‘approving dad’ world
-“(Y/N) I suggest you give Peter back his brownie”
-“I ate it”
-*tony giving you the scolding parent look*
-“what do you want me to do? Shit it out?”
-*cap bursts through the door* “LANGUAGE (Y/N)
•peter still uses pickup lines on you
-“my Spidey sense isn’t the only thing that’s tingling”
-“peter do you know what that means?”
-“yes it means I feel all tingly and happy when I’m around you”
-“BOiIi”
-he clearly gets these from Wade
•peter going on dad dates with Tony
-“I can’t believe you remembered our anniversary”
-“I could never forget it Mr Stark”
-“um Peter…you’re dating me?”
-“This is an A B conversation (Y/N) leave”
-your dad and Peter have probably been on more dates with each other than Peter has with you.
•you and peter are always together
-the avengers freak out when you aren’t.
-“WHERE IS THE LOCATION OF BROTHER PETER?? HAS HE JOINED THE DECEASED??? I SHALL AVENGE YEE MAN OF SPIDER”
-“Thor chill… he went to the bathroom”
•Peter always has his hands on you
-whether it’s holding hands, or he’s touching your shoulder, wrapping his arms around your waist.
-he likes to know that you’re always there.
•hUgS frOm BehInD
-y'all this is the only time Peter feels like he’s the big spoon
-he’ll rest his chin on your head and your back will be pressed to his chest
-aw™
•peter using his height to his advantage
-he’ll hide your things in high places
-so you call for help
-usually ends in you standing on him to get what you want.
•HICKieS yO
-it happened when you first showed Peter your room
-Tony told you to leave the door open but y'all didn’t let that bother you ;)
-“YOU HAVE TAINTED MY YOUNG PETER HE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME”
-“ father why do you not express this concern for me”
-“it’s because you’re the devils spawn”
•finally perfecting that spiderman kiss
-“WE FINALLY DID IT”
-“HELLS YEAH”
-“how do I get down?”
- *cue peter’s web snapping*
•stealing Peter’s clothes
-old and new
-he leaves a sweater at your place?
-BAM it’s yours
-buys a new shirt?
-BaM It’s yours
-he eventually runs out of clothes
-Tony buys him a new wardrobe
•having a meme group chat with Ned
-sending memes about spiderman
-peter regrets introducing you to Ned
•going on dates to the zoo
-Peter taking pictures of you admiring things
-a passerby reports Peter to the security guard for looking like a creep
-your dad has to bail peter out
•whenever peter loses you in a large group of people he always knows how to find you.
-“yo Pete where’s your girlfriend?”
-“hold on one sec” *shakes wallet*
-“DID I HEAR MONEY?!?!”
-“found her”
•spoiling peter bc you're filthy rich and he deserves the world
-“happy birthday baby!!”
-“(Y/N) is that a car???”
-*you smiling uncontrollably*
-”(Y/N) I can’t drive’’
-’’Its a keepsake’’ 
•convincing your dad to take peter on missions.
-instantly regretting it bc peter is a soft boi who needs protection.
-“If you die on this mission, I will kill you”
-updating the suit bc you must protec™
-“I’ve added extra padding to your suit to soften any falls”
-he literally cannot breathe now
•accidentally admitting that Tom Holland is your celebrity crush.
-“but we look exactly alike??”
-“don’t be ridiculous Peter, you look nothing alike”
•dates to museums and science exhibitions
-watching peter nerd out
-v cute™
•going out with Liz and Michelle for girls nights
-peter dropping in on you as part of ‘patrol’
-almost activating ‘instant kill mode’ when a guy talks to you
•you putting on the suit just to talk to Karan
-“am I the only one that thinks Peter smells like avocado? Like does he even eat avocado?”
-“I too have detected this unusual scent Ms Stark”
•Peter freaks tf out when you get sick
-like mental break down freak out
-he googles your symptoms
-which means he always thinks your dying.
-“I DIDNT KNOW WHAT SOUP YOU LIKED SO I BROUGHT ALL OF THEM USING YOUR DADS CREDIT CARDS”
-he brought like 50 tins of soup
-will not let you leave his sight
-“Peter I need to take a dump”
-“I’ll come with you”
•Wade is always crashing your dates
-he thinks you guys are friends
-“Wade will you ever leave us alone?”
-“Of course Peetie! When (Y/N)’s father accepts my adoption papers”
-“Why would a grown ass man need adopting?”
-“It’s to fund my expensive lifestyle”
-Wade also steals Peter’s wallet so he has an excuse to come along.
-eventually getting a restraining order on Wade.
•Star Wars marathons
-you thinking Luke Skywalker is hot
-Peter getting jealous
-he dresses up like Luke the next day.
•he finds your old spiderman fan account on tumblr
-when he does he just stares at you smugly from across the room.
-“what?”
-“oh nothing” ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
-he starts texting you the ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) face.
-“so you bet spiderman is one sexy specimen under that mask?" ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
-you want to die
-"I will delete you from my life”
•going to Starbucks for your anniversary dates
•peter insisting you have him on speed dial just incase anything happens
-you mostly use it to get food
-“hi”
-“(Y/N)??? Are you okay??”
-“I’ll have a double cheeseburger and fries please.”
-“(Y/N) pls”
-“what? I’m hungry”
-“may I remind you that I am  not supposed to be used for ordering take out”
-“then what the fuck are you supposed to be?”
-“your boyfriend”
-“oh yes that too”
•you wear matching outfits to school sometimes
-you are the power couple of the school
•taking Tony’s car for a joy ride
-crashing it bc peter gets nervous and webs up the windscreen
-it’s all good tho
-you use his card to buy a new one
-and blame it on Wade
•cute goodmorning texts
-“make sure to brush your teeth, you have terrible morning breath xox ~ (Y/N)
-"please brush your hair today, yesterday you looked like a yeti that had been run over and drowned in toilet water <3 Peter”
•everyone noticing how whipped Peter is for you
-except you
-peter doesn’t even know what that means he’s so outdated
•Peter has coffee mornings with Steve
-you’re never invited
•sending each other selfies
-your ugliest ones usually end up as your lock screens
-“who’s that horrendous looking creature?”
-“my fucking boyfriend bish”
•you die when peter speaks Spanish
-“pan caliente”
-“ I don’t know what you just said but please let it be the only thing you say at my funeral”
-he said hot bread
•Peter worries about your wellbeing
-he sets up daily reminders on your phone to drink water
-irl it’s just him texting you h20 puns and jokes
•you are very territorial
-if a girl so much as looks at Peter
-you will snatch the weave
-one time you actually pulled out some girls hair
-Peter thought it was hot™
-Steve and Tony did not ™
•stony are your parents tbh
•like your dad you have a lot of issues
-you’re scared peter will leave
-but he never does
-he always comes back
•arcade dates
-Peter gives you a promise ring from a vending machine
-the avengers freak out and think it’s an engagement ring.
-Steve gives you a lecture about patience and how you should wait.
-Tony on the other hand…
-“I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME I HAVE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR MONTHS”
-“Uh Mr Stark, we’re 17 and it’s just a promise ring”
-“You are both disappointments and disgraces to the Stark name”
•caring for him after missions
-cuddles
-back rubs
-Peter is very clingy at this point.
•knowing exactly what calms each other down.
•Training with Peter
-having a run on the treadmill whilst he does weights.
-you trip and hit your head
-Peter drops a weight on his foot bc he’s shook.
-you both go to hospital and agree never to workout together again.
•carnival dates
-peter sees a game and insists he wins a price for you
-he loses
-3 times
-you end up having a go and you win a fish
-peter has the fish for 4 days of the week and you have him for 3
-the fish is your son™
-his name is ‘the fish™’
•stargazing and talking about a future together
•you both trust and love each other a lot
•you love peter a lot
-although you don’t say it often
-you show it though
- but he already knows it
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knightofameris · 4 years ago
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goodmorning!! sending u good vibes as usual :D
ok so.. i’m gonna ramble (maybe) but last night took a BIG turn for the better ajdjsksskq cute chem boy dmed me and we talked for 3 hours straight about nothing HDJANSKSDN we literally argued for 10 minutes over the stupidest thing (aka him wanting to hear me sing) we talked a lil abt what we did for thanksgiving and shit,,, but then i eventually was like “gimme ur music taste!!!” AND HE SAID HE WAS HOLDING BACK ON ASKING THE SAME THING AJSBAKENSK and he wanted me to give him my playlists so i did LOL but!!!! basically it was!!! it was as just really fun!!!! but i had to eventually yell at him to sleep bc he said he STAYED UP UNTIL MIDNIGHT TO TALK TO ME???? rbksanakenskdn my friends are calling me dumb and dense as fuck because i’m saying he’s just being nice but like WHAT IF HE IS???? what if this is just his personality?????? it’s terrifying and i’m so comfortable around him already djandkssm im KEYBOARD SMASHING AROUND HIM AMERIS. KEYBOARD SMASHING. i don’t even do that around some of my FRIENDS. this is so bad PLS
—🧸<3
GOOOD MORNING. I got out of bed at 12pm oops
WAIT THATS SO CUTE THO 🥺🥺🥺 I remember high school things being like this and they were always so fun and cute and I 🥺 IM GON BE HONEST YOU WILL NEVER REALLY KNOW FOR SURE UNLESS SOMETHING HAPPENS 👀👀 if you know his friends see what he’s like with them :3c and getting to know his friends will help to get to know him! ESP IF HE HAS FRIENDS WHO ARE GIRLS.
I’m glad you seem to be real comfortable around him tho!!! That’s so sweet I’m 🥺 I’m happy for you!!!!!
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mighty-sevenzeroseven · 7 years ago
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I Will Text You
Send “✆” for a MORNING text.
✉ [707] -> Goodmorning Darling.
✉ [707] -> I know you’re lying beside me in bed right now, but you’re not awake yet. I wanted to leave you a message to wake up to though, before I get back to work.
✉ [707] -> You are the funniest, most intelligent, most beautiful person I know. I still don’t know how I deserve someone like you. I konw, I still have a lot to work on, but you’re helping me imensely. Thank you so much for being part of my life.
✉ [707] -> I love you
✉ [707] -> Pls come kiss me goodmorning once you’re awake, I’m in the computer room~ ( ˘ ³˘)♥
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otterplusharchive · 7 years ago
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You're positive goodmornings always are me happy independent of if im in a good headspace or not and I just wanted to say that you're so sweet thank you for being around! You literally always make me happy by being on my dash!❤ have a great day!!
💛💛💛💛 thank you for being here and for sending me this im so so glad that i could help u or make you happy bc thats always what i aim for and what i want to do... i hope youre doing ok pls stay safe!!
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clairebellemores-blog · 6 years ago
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#, ✆ (ollie)
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
[ claire → olliee ] do u remember that show rollie pollie ollie [ claire → olliee ] that’s all i think about when i see your name ollie
Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 
[ claire → olliee ] hi goodmorning and all that my car broke down pls help
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persorene · 8 years ago
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Could I request some Jokamu? I really enjoyed your yandere Jakob prompt fic, I was wondering if I could ask for more of that? I hope tomorrow is better for you!
"Jakob, wake up." the old man shook the butler's shoulders roughly "Jakob. Up." he growled."Ungh, what? What do you want?" he sat up in bed, running his hands over his tired eyes and through his loose mass of hair."I've spotted intruders in the gardens." Gunter snapped."Well, that won't do." Jakob whispered, suddenly more awake "I'll check on Lady Corrin and then I'll remove the issue.""Would you like help?""I won't need it." he smirked as he stood up from his bed. The butler hastily dressed and attached his holster of daggers to his thigh. "I'll be back soon, old man."Jakob crept silently through the halls, pausing at his master's door, he stood still in the darkness, listening intently for any sign of distress. No sound met his ears, worry crawled through his being, his princess was a relatively noisy sleeper. He gently opened her door, being careful not to draw a creek from the old hinges in case she was asleep. Her room was bathed in the dancing light of a candle, the princess lay half propped up in her bed, a book open in her lap. Her crimson eyes drifted to the doorway, searching her butler. "Is something wrong?" she asked softly, though he always checked on her through the night, he was usually in bed by this hour.He smiled warmly at her, stepping closer to her bed. "No, of course not, my princess.""But, you're fully dressed and it has to be the early hours of the morning.""I assure you all is well." he fluffed her pillow gently and arranged it more comfortably behind her "Now, get some rest, I'll wake you in the morning.""Goodnight, Jakob." she smiled at him, sending his heart aflutter as only she could."Goodnight, princess. Sweet dreams." he muttered as he exited her room.--------------------------------------------------------------------Jakob stepped into the garden, the cool breeze sent his hair fluttering around his face. He stood still, bathed in the moonlight, listening for any sign of an intruder. The snap of a branch drew his attention to a cluster of shrubberies and flowering trees. A devious smirk twisted his lips upward, the butler slowly walked forward, the rage in the pit of his stomach was swirling and growing more intense."You seem to be lost." he spat into the darkness "For you see, this is my home, my master's home. We had not been expecting guests." he laughed softly as the dark outline of a man darted from the path and into the wall of greenery lining it."You appear to be under the impression that you can hide from me. But this is my territory. I will find you, and you will regret ever stepping foot in this place."Jakob strode slowly down the path, his boots landing with menacing thuds as he moved. His job was to handle to intruders, but no one said he couldn't have a bit of fun while he did so. The butler intentionally walked past the point in the brush that he knew the man was hiding in, waiting until the intruder breathed a soft sigh of relief.At the sound of his breath, Jakob spun on his heels, his arms delving into the leaves as his long fingers wrapping around the man's shoulders. In one swift movement, he'd thrown the man on the ground and pinned him down, straddling the man's chest. The butler grinned viciously as he pressed the tip of a dagger into the hollow of the intruder's throat, drawing a trickle of blood to the surface."Pl-please don't kill me." the man sputtered, he was Hoshidan, yet another attempt to steal the princess housed in the walls of the fortress.Jakob grimaced, pressing ever so slightly harder on the blade "But you wanted to kill her, didn't you?"The Hoshidan shook his head "No, no we had no intentions of killing her!""We? How many of you are there?""I won't tell you!" He growled, wiggling his chest in a vain effort to escape the surprisingly strong butler."Oh, I think you will." he chortled, plunging the tip of the blade barely into the man's throat.The kidnapper gurgled as his air supply was cut off momentarily "Okay, okay, stop and I'll tell you!""No, you'll tell me, then I'll move the blade.""How do I know you won't kill me when you get the information you want?""You have the nerve, the audacity, to come into my home, try to steal my master and then question me?" Jakob snarled "You're making all the wrong decisions should you ever wish to the light of day again. I don't need your answer. I can and will end you and find your companions myself.""You're insane!""No I'm not, and let me make this abundantly clear, I do not like to kill. However, the princess is very precious to me. Any threat to her will be handled swiftly. You are a threat. You have your options, either you tell me how many of you there are and I might allow you to live, or you don't tell me and I end your life here and now and then find your companions and do the same to them." His captive twisted under the blade again, desperately trying to escape."I wouldn't struggle if I were you. You'll only kill yourself faster." The Hoshidan tried once more, hissing as he felt the sharp edge coming ever closer to the vital veins barely protected by his flesh "Two." He growled "There are two of us. Myself and one other. I- I don't know where he's hiding. Now, please, let me go."Jakob smiled, lightly patting the kidnapper's cheek "Good man. As I said before, I don't enjoy killing and it upsets my princess so deeply when I do it, therefore, you are free." He lifted the dagger slowly "But, you will get up, you will turn, and you will run. If you are stupid enough to come back or attempt to save your companion, you will regret it with every fiber of your being should I allow you to live long enough to feel regret. Am I understood?"The man nodded."Well then, I think you and I can part for now." Jakob stood quickly. As soon as his weight was removed from the Hoshidan captive, he stood and darted into the night.  The butler turned, scanning the courtyard for the accomplice. His keen eyes fixated on a quivering shadow on one of the lower rooves. With alarming skill, he hurled a dagger into the darkness. It landed its hit with a resounding thud, the ninja growled in pain as he hit the ground below, clutching his calf where the blade was stuck. Jakob sprinted across the stone, hovering over the man and watching as he writhed in agony. "You were on the roof. I can only assume that means your friend was a decoy, meant to distract me as you made your way to my master."The Hoshidan couldn't respond, his mind was reeling from the pain, his fingers were dyed a stark red from his own blood."I let him go. I see now that was a mistake. Unfortunately, someone has to be held responsible for this intrusion. Certainly you understand." Jakob smirked, crouching down over the hapless man, his lips mere inches from his ear "I believe you have something of mine." He whispered. The butler reached his hand to the man's leg, firmly gripping the hilt of the blade, he viciously, slowly twisted the dagger, carving into the man's leg as he pulled it out. The Hoshidan lay screaming, gripping the new hole in his calf. His screams drew the attention of his comrade, he turned from his place on the path. He would have only one chance, any failure would cost him greatly. The ninja raised one hand, aiming the blade of a shuriken toward the demonic butler. In a swift throw, he hurled the projectile, praying it hit the Nohrian in a vital location. A dull sound met his ears, he had missed. The blade had only cut the man's shoulder.Jakob looked to gis bleeding shoulder and spun on his heels, running in a full sprint toward the man he'd shown mercy to. Before he had time to escape, Jakob had him thrown to the ground "I thought I had been clear. I thought we had  an agreement. Did I not say that you would regret any behaviour like this?" The hoshidan lay silently, awaiting his fate, whatever the dandy decided that may be."You will count yourself lucky. Being the merciful man that I am, your life will be spared. You owe me a thank you."The first ninja said nothing, glaring at his tormentor."I'm sorry? Perhaps this isn't the way you do it in Hoshido but in Nohr, if someone soares your life twice. TWICE. After you broke into their home in an attempt to kidnap a member of royalty, you say thank you.""Thank you." He growled."There now, that wasn't hard. But, this will be. I can't let you leave here unpunished. It just wouldn't make much sense. You came to my home, you tried to take my princess, you tried to distract me so your friend could take my princess. Now, your friend has a pretty serious leg wound, maybe with a bad leg I won't have to worry about him scaling my rooves at night. But don't worry! You'll get a parting gift as well."Jakob crouched down, placing the tip of his dagger against the man's forehead. He shivered as the cold metal met his flesh. With surgical precision, the butler carved two deep lines into the ninja's forehead, forming an X in the center, directly above his eyes. "Now if I ever see you again, and hopefully I won't, I'll know you wasted both your first and your last chance. Next time I'll take your life. Oh, and for good measure-" he swiftly plunged the blade into the man's thigh "Have fun hobbling home."-------------------------------------------------------------------"Goodmorning princess, I trust you slept soundly." Jakob smiled warmly, setting up her tray perfectly and arranging the vase of flowers he'd picked for her."I did!" She grinned as she lifted her fork "Did you ever go to bed last night? You checked on me so late.""Oh, don't worry about me, my princess, just a bit of work that needed dealt with." His heart ached just looking at her, each attempt to take her away only made him realize how very much she meant to him. Jakob hissed in pain as he lifted his right arm to open her curtains, the wound on his shoulder was worse than he'd originally thought but he would take any pain for her."Jakob are you hurt? What happened." Corrin suddenly hopped from her bed, crossing the floor to be at his side."I'm fine, Lady Corrin. I just pulled it last night while I was finishing up my work.""You silly thing. You do far too much for me, I'm so lucky to have you. I know I don't say it enough but I appreciate how hard you work for me. You're the best friend I could ever have.""Oh, milady, that means more to me than you could ever know."
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dfnm-mnfd · 6 years ago
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i want a girlfriend
i want someone who sends me cute goodmorning texts
i want someone who tells me to listen to a song because it reminded her of me
i want someone who i can love and appreciate and help
i want someone who brings me sunflowers she picked for me
i want someone i can hug and whisper sweet words to
i want someone who runs her hands through my hair and leaves kisses all over my skin
i want someone i can hold hands with
pls i just want a girlfriend
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artsyabbi37 · 6 years ago
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#Repost @realcitybulldogs_jc with @get_repost ・・・ Goodmorning Bully Fam Real City Bulldogs & Lavish Life Bullyz have joined up together to help Jeremy and his family. Jeremy is in the process of fighting Lung cancer. We decided to put a few of our stud up for a raffle. All Proceeds for this raffle will go to help with some of their financial needs. $20 will enter you of your choice of stud. To enter: 1.) Send $20 to either PayPal ([email protected]) or Venmo (Paul-Marquez-RCB) 2.)Put your kennel name in the notes If sending to PayPal pls use "friend or family" & if you would like to just donate to the family they have a go fund but this will not enter you in the raffle (due to me not having access to keep track of whos entering) https://www.gofundme.com/sanchez-family-fighting-cancer-fund I will like to thank my brothers @real_city_bulldogs_jessie @realcitybulldogs_anthony @realcitybulldogs_jc @lavishlifebullyz & @the_og_mariolopez for donating his time to put this flyer together for this Great Cause!!!Feel free to share #frenchiesofinstagram #frenchbulldog #frenchbulldogofig #frenchies #frenchbulldogs #frenchiepuppies #puppies #frenchielife #frenchielove #frenchiedaily #frenchiepup #frenchiemoments #frenchieworld #french_bulldog #igbulldogs_worldwide #frenchbulldoglovers #frenchbully #frenchiesbulldogsofigociety #frenchieoftheday #bulldogbreeds #frenchiecrew #bulldogsofinsta #bulldogcrew #bulldog #frenchy #lovefrenchies #lovefrench #lovefrenchbulldogs #escobarbulldogs37 #puppyoftheday (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpsFXzHBfoR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1brmeh7jmyybq
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jamesbraindump · 6 years ago
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To James
Everyday I imagine a future where I can be with you”
THIS IS SO CRINGY A H
Okay, it’s 11pm and this is very, very late. I did plan to type this a lot sooner my dumb ass fell to sleep. I planned to send this at 12am but that might not happen. Depending on when you read this, goodnight or goodmorning. However, there’s no time like the present! Let’s get started! <3
“In my hand is a pen that will write a poem of me and you”
I remember when we first met. Well, all three times, depending on which one you could call our meeting. The very first time, I was Beth and Melissa (ew) and they asked me if I knew who you were. “Who’s James Wilkes?” I asked. “He’s...er...oh, he’s right there.” I get a response as soon as you pass, noticing you for the first time. “Hey, he’s pretty cute.” “He likes anime too.” “Marry me pls” “But it’s hentai.” “And?”
The next time we met was when you messaged me on facebook. It was so wholesome. I mean, we still have pretty wholesome chats now, but it was just really cute when we first started speaking! You helped me mentally and you barely even knew me. That was so generous of you. Thank you so much.
Lastly, when we met at the park. Ah, yes, the walk there was very, very awkward indeed. But memorable, nonetheless. And the fact that I was technically ten minutes late didn’t help. (The puking man will continue to haunt my dreams until the end of time). Then all that annoying stuff with Jess and the others. I was so glad that you were okay. Jess is more of a cunt than normal when she’s angry and Faye probably would have belly-flopped you across the park. Hugging you was nice. Hugging you is still nice! Honestly, I’m not too sure why I did. I mean, I had known you for what, two hours, and I hugged you. However, I don’t regret it at all. And then we held hands near the church and then we sat down and you asked me out. So sweet~
“The ink flows down into a dark puddle”
Granted, there are bound to be some bad times, but this is a positive note, not a negative one! Despite everything that we have gone through or that we will go through, I will continue to love you even after death.
I know that I can be a crappy girlfriend at times, but please know that everything I do is with your best interests at mind. Most of the time. Even I make mistakes. But I will learn from all of my mistakes, I promise. I will do everything in my power to keep you happy at all times. Because everyone deserves to be happy. You are no exception.
“‘Just move your hand - write the way into his heart”
I still get butterflies whenever I see you. I always stare at you because I can’t believe I found someone so amazing, someone so perfect, someone who I love so much. Plus, your reaction is adorable. I love watching you when you talk with your friends or talk with me about something you enjoy, like anime or drawing or pasta. It really is beautiful.
Your laugh is so nice. I particularly love the laughing fits that we have. Like the one we had a few days ago! And the one you had on friday! You look adorable. Moments like those are some of the ones I cherish the most; where we forget about everything else and just enjoy each others company. Then again, we do that all the time. Basically, I love every second I spend with you.
“But in this world of infinite choices, what will it take to find that special day?”
Even though I love every second I spend with you, I also await the future I have with you. I’m sure that it will be perfect. We will have each other and we will be happy. We’ll get a dog, have a child, get married, have good jobs, just be happy and enjoy our lives. I even look forward to tomorrow, simply because I get to see you again. I never used to do that.
“What will it take just to find”
You gave me hope. You are my hope. Thank you so much. I love you so much, James Wilkes. Happy birthday and happy valentines day.
“That special day.”
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phcitytraffic · 7 years ago
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