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what happened to you?

(flat color version under the cut, i liked both lol)

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HES SO CUTE….

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not everything is about you

that’s fucked up and i refuse to believe it

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hey, just wanted to let you know that there's still good in the world, and you are the good for someone. im proud of you.

cock 'n' balls baby!!

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Some of the men yall tag as dilfs are SHAMEFUL. I was looking for dilf memes (it is not important why) and all I see is a parade of rosy-cheeked unblemished dandy men. Slapping a beard on a 26 year old in a suit is not a dilf, you are besmirching the title. There is a recipe, a Dilf Recipe. You do not need all these ingredients but you must have AT LEAST three: a child/ward/apprentice of some sort, crows feet, laugh lines/frown lines, sun damage, gray hairs, dark circles, Depression, intriguing battle scars/injuries/missing limb, Divorced, body hair, a look in the eyes that screams for A Moment of Relief, etc etc. Like the bar is low. Ben Barnes is not a Dilf. Harry Styles with 5 o’clock shadow is not a dilf. TIMMY CHARDONNAY IS NOT A DILF. You are all WEAK your blood is WEAK put that man BACK IN THE OVEN UNTIL HES DONE THESE DUDES ARENT AL DENTE THEY ARE CRUNCHY AND DUNKED IN WATER PUT THEM BACK LET THEM COOK

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AP US History DBQ prompt in the year 2085

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its so weird how many twitter and instagram accounts are just like. reposts of my treasured mutuals here on tumblr dot com to their 10k followers accumulated for Literally Just Stolen Jokes its not that deep and whatever but CMON its such a weirdly specific flavor of clout chasing......if you enjoy the circus then put on your goddamn size 32 polka dotted shoes and get in here. you are not too good to clown around!! stop selling bootleg tickets to the carnival!!!!!

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Reblog and put in the tags if Bo Burnham was one of your top artists on Spotify this year 

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A tiger bursting to freedom after being rescued from a poacher’s snare in the Russian Far East.

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george is a little meow meow but he has rabies do with this information what you will

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also i just wanted to point this out. somehow people are turning this around to c!tommy being a bad guy and inconsiderate??? sorry he doesnt have time to think about reviving his friend when he's literally being stalked and in danger of being hurt at all times??????

also. how tf is he supposed to revive ranboo. he needs dream for that, you think hes just gonna sit down with dream with a cup of tea and theyll calmly discuss things??

CAN YALL STOP VILLAINISING C!TOMMY OVER THINGS HE CANT CONTROL FOR JUST ONE SECOND.

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Wilbur: You want a tarot card reading?

Techno: Those are pokemon cards.

Wilbur: You got a magikarp

Techno:

Wilbur: it means 'fuck you'

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The fact that cDream burned trigger phrases into something like a disc that means so much to cTommy is so fucking vile actually like pure fucking evil, like- he did that with the intention of triggering

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this next cup of coffee will fix me