#good rube

[ruby-rolls]

[i-got-da-rubes]

I love all fics, including bad dad Draxum/separation fics, but look at this man and tell me he wouldn’t have fallen so completely in love with his babies and been a great dad.

[vaelerys-targaryen]

Food for thought.

Ruby's message to Remnant in Volume 8 that she convinced herself changed nothing...

Actually changed EVERYTHING

[kamigui]

In every other universe, Rubee falls for Wally ,and in every other universe, it doesn't end well…

Well, it's a first time for everything, right?

Welcome Home Hunt vs Hunted AU Wally ( @nonomives) x Human Ruby (W➡️⬅️R)

Welcome Home Mob AU Wally ( @clownsuu) x Mob Rubee (W⬅️R)

Welcome Home Haunted House AU (me) x Maid Rubee (W➡️⬅️R)

ASGDHDFBKSDFJSDF, I finally made it! Hope you guys like it!

[queen-boudicca]

I would once more like to celebrate the most tense and rewarding scene in cinematic history.

(description under the cut—it's a long one)

A video of people in a zoom meeting setting up an impressive cooperative rube goldberg machine.

The screen is filled with the boxes of 16 different people, and Rachel (in the upper left) yells "Fuck you, Lou, okay, you're being such a dick!" She bumps into her camera and then looks behind her, and looks to the camera, frantic, saying "Oh shit, I think I started it!"

Ian says "wait, what?" While Lou yells "go, go go!" Everyone gets out of their seats and prepares to enact their part of the rube goldberg machine. In the upper left, a slinky slides down a stack of cans and knocks over a toilet paper roll, which slides into the next screen, and knocks over a lemon which rolls to the next screen and triggers a water cooler to fill a cup and unwind a ball from a post.

The ball hits a ping pong ball which then flies across into the next screen and gets stuck to a pencil, triggering a different ball to roll through a set of books with playing cards stopping it from falling off the sides. Jo laughs in excitement at the success. The ball turns into a soccer ball when it reaches the screen below it, and knocks over a set of drying dishes.

The dishes knock over a ball which hits a fan which sends a sailboat floating across a pan full of water and pushes a ball into the next screen. That ball goes down a slide, and Ian says "Holy shit, it's working!" The ball goes to another screen and hits a stack of pool balls, which fall across a table that has nails hammered into it to separate the balls.

Those balls reach the bottom of the screen, and in the next screen a ball falls into a slide that drops it into a cup on a wheel, which overbalances and pours coffee into a cup and knocks a ball rolling into the next screen. A ball on the next screen starts falling through an impressive array of blocks on a board , heading to the next screen over which is black. Dana asks "Wait, where's CW?"

The rest of the cast also start asking where he is, and tension builds as the ball starts knocking over a line of dominos, getting closer and closer to the black screen. Right as the dominos end, the screen comes to life and a globe rolls across the desk in front of CW, who yells "Huzzah!"

The rest of the people yell in delight and the globe continues into the next screen, falling into the one below where it turns into a bunch of ping pong balls that fall all over Jo.

In the next screen, a ball slides down a springboard and ricochets into the next screen, where a soccer ball shoots across some grass and triggers a line of flags that swing around, and a glitter explosion. Umbrellas fly across the screen and one falls into the last screen, where it knocks over a bag of chips.

Dana reaches into the bag, and eats a chip triumphantly. The whole group of people yell in jubilation and celebrate, and CW yells "fuck you, coronavirus!"

[tj-crochets]

I want to be working on making the goat in a dress but I am recovering from a moderate allergic reaction and should sit still for a bit, so instead, please send me asks about sewing or crocheting! Or ask for pattern links if there's anything in particular you are looking to make, I love finding plushie patterns

[blujayonthewing]

melliwyk lived in her house for over a decade, and it was The Haunted House before she moved in and lived there as a largely reclusive wizard, making it The Haunted House (they say a witch lives there!), and one of the most fun routine-breakers in her life was when kids and teens would brave the trek through the woods to dare each other to knock on her door, which she always rewarded with Haunted House theatrics

[fefairys]

funniest part of posting all these homestuck book annotation quotes is people being so surprised that hussie like… understands their own story. lmao

[guppygiggles]

Maybe if I had a professor like Avery I'd be actually motivated to work on college assignments and do them well-

He would be an amazing teacher- I always wanted to be one too, he'd do wonderful at it uwu

@/////////@

I think if I had a professor like Avery in college... I would have been very distracted.

Maybe too distracted...

[spongebob-connoisseur]

This has been brought to you by Fizzy Fang!

[toytulini]

"why are people mad about AI being pushed on them when they SHOULD be mad about all the privacy erosion??"

1) plenty of us bitches are mad and annoyed about both, actually.

2) the privacy erosion has become the normalized state of existence for the average person for the last 10 fucking years at least, its snuck in, they disguise it as Convenient Features to Help You Shop Better, and thats IF they bother telling you theyre doing it, instead of just opting all your shit in without asking, its so fucking normalized that yeah, a lot of people do not bother to question it, they just sigh in resignation and go, yeah, i guess, do i even have other options? and they do, but theyre an investment of learning and time you dont have capacity for at the moment, or maybe you do but you feel like you dont bc it feels like a bigger hurdle than it is, and computer stuff is already kind of intimidating, cos man, what if you hit the wrong thing and brick your expensive ass machine? easier to just let it data harvest, you guess, it cant be THAT bad, can it? plenty of people live like this, put up with this, seek this out, its easier not to resist the privacy erosion. fucking whatever, i guess. yeah, i guess twitter i mean X, or walmart, or facebook, can just have all of my contact info and my phone number and my birthday and phone contacts and bank information and fuck it, give them my ssn while im at it. less effort later. this is just how tech has been for the last 10 yrs. no one can effectively get rage clicks on this topic anymore bc we all fucking know. it sucks and we know. what do you want me to fucking do about it? i have other shit to deal with more urgently. etc

3)

you cant turn anything on or log onto anything or go anywhere without hearing about whatever new shit theyre throwing AI at for no real reason, no one will fucking Shut Up about AI, and its Annoying, man

[chilapis]

one thing about women is that they will eat. ingredience

[i-got-da-rubes]

I am physically unable to finish this comic and if that ain’t ironic

[emdotcom]

I love when artists arbitrarily design gender differences in pokemon that don't already have them/have very subtle ones, because it tends to betray a lot of dumb or boring ideas they have about gender.

[llycaons]

I never really liked the kiss only on account of doesn't her neck hurt. and also the yellow is really overpowering. my mom recently told me she regrets not taking me to more art museums as a child because my cultural education has been neglected and I'm a stem girlie so I said I came out fine don't be preposterous

[fullcolorfright]

Dr. Phibes Rises Again (1972, dir. Robert Fuest, British)