#good news tho! finally got a quest for him down

[billy-cockblock]

It is deep into the AMs, I have class tomorrow morning, and I can’t sleep; perfect conditions to write out my thoughts on a potential In Sound Mind sequel.

Apparently, their original plans for the game were for an open world with more patients’s stories for you to explore, but had to be changed around and reduced to the more linear game of just 4 patients we have today. In a hypothetical sequel, we could potentially see the original idea played in a new way.

In Desmond’s closing words recorded on the light pole tapes, he talks about how he can feel something is different with him and his brain is pulsing, hinting that overcoming his exposure to agent rainbow could have left him with consequences to being connected to the collective unconscious. Rosemary says it turns people into walking radio towers and that she can hear people who’ve been exposed to it on the radio; radio waves and brain waves stuff. In Lucas’s hidden tapes, he says he met someone who was also exposed to agent rainbow who heard him crying for help in their head. Desmond literally contacts him for help by sending him a message in his head.

I’m putting all this out here to lead up to the fact that, with agent rainbow, it has been proven someone can get into other peoples’ heads, since that’s exactly what Dr. Wales does throughout the game. However, the whole time, he’s unconscious, under the effects of agent rainbow, and kinda been lead along by his Agent Rainbow shadow.

But what’s gonna happen once he wakes up? Now that he’s beaten it, he won’t succumb to his shadow, but that’s not going to cut off his access to the collective unconscious. Will he still be able to somehow access peoples’ minds when he wakes up?

Well, now doesn’t that sound like a wonderful mechanic for a new game.

My shot in the dark for what a sequel could look like is a potential open world sorta-mystery, sorta-quest game where you have to use Desmond’s access to the collective unconscious to enter the minds of townsfolk around Milton Haven to help them overcome their agent rainbow exposure, hunt down Mayer Pharmaceuticals and their government sponsors, and find a way to shut it down.

A horrible dread spread across Milton Haven when they contaminated the water supply, and we could play as a therapist determined to quell peoples’ fears and ease the chemical’s effects on them while we search for a way to put a stop to agent rainbow’s development and spread. Rosemary wrote in one of her logs that access to the collective unconscious would be enough to drive any man mad, so I can’t imagine Desmond would be having a walk in the park with his exposure, and I don’t think he’d want anyone else to be put in the same predicament he’s in. Maybe he can have the ability to ease people out of agent rainbows control and out of reach to the collective unconscious.

With this, we could also get the opportunity to see some of the characters we only see notes from or allusion to in the game. Maybe we could hear how Dave’s doing after the Virginia incident at Homa-Mart, or we could see how Gary the electrician’s jaw is healing after getting broken. Just some fun little cameos from the characters we only have notes from.

I’m finally starting to get tired, so I’m gonna cut this here. Felt good to just write some thoughts out tho. Might write a short something later if I have time. I’ve got an exam later this week I haven’t even begun studying for.

[summerwritesfics]

🧙🏼‍♂️Seduction Places Me In Line, Revealed To A Submissive Side

Pairing: Hanzo Hasashi/Kuai Liang Length: 10043 Words Rating: Explicit 🔞 Warnings: Wizard AU, Wizard!Kuai Liang, Knight!Hanzo Hasashi, BDSM, Dom/sub, Dom Kuai Liang, Top Kuai Liang, Bottom Kuai Liang, Bottom Hanzo Hasashi, Top Hanzo Hasashi, Basically Top/Bottom switches up at points but Kuai’s still in charge (this is the last time I’m ever writing Top!Kuai btw), Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Anal Training, Spanking, First Time Bottoming, First Time Blow Jobs, Dildos, Ice Dildos, Inappropriate use of cryomancy, Riding, Multiple Orgasms, Degradation, Praise Kink

We Are Entranced, Spellbound Masterlist

Notes: I wrote this earlier in the year and just never got around to editing until now. It feels like forever since I posted smut (even tho it wasn’t really lmao). I will be honest, I got extremely burnt out on writing smut when I did Kinktober back in 2022, and I’ve not really been able to bounce back since. But, I’m still trying to get back into it, I guess need to re-build my confidence lmao. Like the tags say, this is the last time I’m going to be writing Top!Kuai (and by extension Bottom!Hanzo) 😬 I know I’ve only written it like… 3 times including this but I’ve been doing a lot of soul searching since I wrote this, and realised the dynamic really doesn’t spark joy for me so I’m taking Marie Kondo’s advice. But, figured I’d still offer this one final fic before I completely bow tf out of that particular race. Honestly I’m mainly posting this because I do wanna write more in this particular AU and this… Kinda sets everything up for it. 😂 Just know that in future instalments Kuai is gonna fall into a power bottom dom role, rather than doing any more topping. :) Title is from She Dominates by Blitzkid.

Hanzo stared at the old stone house in front of him. The feeling of dread looming over him was almost enough to make him turn around and leave. But he knew he needed to do this. He needed to both tell the occupant the truth, admitting to his own sins, and hope that the wronged party would have it in him to forgive and aid him in his quest for justice.

He came to the doors, lifting the surprisingly heavy bronze knockers. He slammed it down, listening to the way it echoed slightly. There was silence for a few seconds, but then he heard a strange scraping. The door didn’t budge, but a flap up the top opened, although he couldn’t see any eyes peering out at him.

“If you are one of Lord Shinnok’s guards,” a voice on the other side of the door warned in a low tone, “I would suggest turning and fleeing, before I turn you into ice cubes.”

“I’m not of Lord Shinnok’s guard,” Hanzo assured, although he couldn’t help but look down at his feet in shame. “At least not any more.”

When he looked back up, he finally found a pair of eyes in the peephole, glaring at him. Clearly, he’d recognised Hanzo’s voice. And given the venom in his eyes, he wasn’t exactly happy about the visitor on his doorstep.

“Hanzo Hasashi,” the voice growled, eyes narrowing at him. “You have some nerve showing up here.”

“I realise I have no right to be in your presence, Kuai Liang,” he started, bowing slightly to show submission and respect. “But I have something important to discuss with you.”

Hanzo watched as the flap slammed shut, and he almost thought Kuai was outright rejecting even so much as a conversation. That was dismissed when he heard what sounded like bolts being undone. And then the door opened, revealing the man in question.

He’d aged somewhat since the last time Hanzo had seen him, the beard was definitely new. Actually Hanzo had forgotten just how short Kuai Liang actually was, he only just about came up to Hanzo’s chin. And yet, even with that, just the look on his face told Hanzo if he wasn’t careful, Kuai would still make good on his ice cube threat.

“Speak,” Kuai spat, leaning against the doorframe, and looking at Hanzo like he wanted this to be done as quickly as possible.

“I understand that you are angry, and you have every right to be.” He tried to keep eye contact, hoping that would make him seem sincere in his words. “I killed your brother under the belief he was the one responsible for the deaths of my wife and son. I would not wish to see me either, if I was you.”

Kuai was silent, but his mouth was tight, like he’d picked up on something and didn’t particularly like it. “What exactly do you mean by ‘under the belief’?”

Hanzo couldn’t help but flinch, as he explained “I have recently discovered that the true assailant of my family was Quan Chi, not Bi-Han.”

“So he was innocent?” Kuai questioned, pushing himself off the doorframe. If Hanzo was honest, he was fully expecting Kuai to punch him in the face. “I was right all along. Bi-Han was innocent.”

“I thought you deserved to know the truth,” Hanzo shamefully admitted, and he was surprised by how Kuai didn’t attack him. It was clear he wanted to.

“Is that all?” Kuai asked, grabbing the door clearly with the intent of slamming it in Hanzo’s face.

“No. I-” He took a deep breath, knowing what was about to come from his mouth next would not be taken well. “I need your help.”

Kuai's immediate reaction was to laugh. It was a deep sarcastic bellow that indicated he didn’t believe what he’d just heard. He stopped suddenly, staring at Hanzo with an expression he could only describe as manic.

“Oh? You’re serious, aren’t you?” Kuai stepped forward, getting in Hanzo’s face as best he could. Hanzo had to give it to him, he was extremely intimidating when he wanted to be. “In what world would I ever help you?”

“In one where Quan Chi was also the orchestrator of Bi-Han’s death.” He knew that it was risky to point that out, but it was the only way he could think to maybe persuade Kuai Liang. “He manipulated me into believing Bi-Han was responsible, his plan all along was for your brother’s demise. If it had not been me, it would have been another.”

“And what, pray tell, do you exactly need my assistance for?” Kuai finally pulled away from him. He clearly was still unhappy, but seemed to concede at the very least Quan Chi was the cause of both their misery.

“As you know Quan Chi is a powerful wizard. I could not hope to defeat him on my own.”

“So you need an equally powerful wizard to help take him down, is that it?” Kuai Liang asked, looking at his nails as if he was bored.

“Please.” Hanzo attempted to get down on one knee to try and show his submission. “You are the only person I can turn to.”

“Hm. I’m sure I am,” Kuai commented, tone uncaring but not cold. Hanzo looked up, but he had a sinking feeling Kuai was going to make this difficult. “I’ll be honest, I’m not particularly inclined to help you, but the fact you are apparently desperate enough to both come begging at my doorstep and act so god damn pathetic about it is extremely amusing.” Kuai placed his hands on his hips, bending down slightly. “So I’ll throw you a bone, of sorts. You may stay and continue your attempts to convince me.” He stood back up straight, looking down at Hanzo with contempt. “At best, you might actually manage to persuade me to assist, at worst, you’ll make a fool of yourself and I will get some entertainment out of it.”

“Thank you,” Hanzo whispered although he wasn’t entirely sure this was something to be grateful for. At the very least, he had a chance at pleading his case to Kuai. If he’s actually going to listen, and not doing this just to humiliate me.

He stood back up, and Kuai moved aside slightly to let Hanzo inside. Now all Hanzo had to do was figure out a way to actually get Kuai to agree.

Hanzo’s attempts to convince Kuai to help him were going poorly, to put it lightly.

Initially, he’d just been attempting to reason with him, being met with short sarcastic answers. Kuai wasn’t biting, it seemed. It would absolutely take more than words to convince him.

And so Hanzo had begun trying to help in little ways. The keyword being trying. First, he’d tried to reorganise Kuai’s potion shelf, only to accidentally knock an entire line of them over, causing them to cascade onto the floor and break. Then, he decided to try something he wouldn’t break as easily, so he went for Kuai’s bookshelf instead. Only to find a couple of the books were somehow alive, and Kuai had to swoop in and save him from being eaten.

And now he was trying to aid Kuai with brewing potions. So he’d gathered what ingredients he thought the recipe asked for. Well, he must have gone wrong somewhere, because next thing he knew, the caldron was exploding, leaving a rather impressive hole in Kuai’s floor.

“Hanzo, my dear,” Kuai began as he temporarily patched up the hole with some ice. He placed his hands on his hips once he was done, and turned to Hanzo. “I do understand that you are trying to be helpful, but I have to be honest, you are really starting to piss me off.”

“Then tell me what I can do for you Kuai Liang,” Hanzo replied, resisting the urge to grab onto Kuai’s shoulders as he did. “I needyour help, and I swear I am willing to do anything to get it.”

Kuai raised an eyebrow as he questioned “anything?”

“Anything,” Hanzo reiterated, although he wasn’t too hopeful given the way Kuai Liang silently regarded him with a blank expression.

“You do realise that is a very dangerous thing to offer, don’t you?” Kuai questioned, his eyes narrowing as if to challenge Hanzo’s resolve. It was a dangerous thing to offer, yes, but it was an offer Hanzo was willing to make.

“I do, and I still mean anything.” He took a step forward, hoping to prove his intention. “I would wait on you hand and foot, you could use me as a guinea pig for your potions. God you could even fuck me if you really wanted. I mean anything.”

Kuai’s eyebrows practically shot to the top of his head as he questioned “where did that last bit come from?”

“Um…” Hanzo actually wasn’t sure, it just felt like the sort of thing that’d come up when someone questioned if someone meant anything. “Isn’t that usually where these sorts of conversations go?”

“I think that’s just your mind being in the gutter, Hasashi.” Kuai crossed his arms over his chest, slowly approaching Hanzo. “If I didn’t know better, I’d almost think that wanting to fuck me was the real reason you came here.”

Hanzo choked on his own spit a little, feeling his face heating up at the insinuation. He probably didn’t help his position by loudly protesting “that’s not what I’m here for!”

Kuai just hummed, in a way that indicated he didn’t believe him in the slightest. His entire air was one of smugness and knowing he currently had the upper hand in whatever happened here. Hanzo had just accidentally given him complete control of the situation, and he was starting to think that might have been a horrible mistake.

“Very well, let’s make a deal,” Kuai began uncrossing his arms and walking over to Hanzo. “I will help you, on the condition that I get to fuck you, as you so helpfully suggested.” The look on Kuai Liang’s face told Hanzo he was absolutely calling Hanzo’s bluff. He didn’t believe Hanzo would truly go that far, but was willing to capitalise on it if he did go through with it. “Although I will warn you that my previous sexual partners have very much described me as insatiable, and if you agree I believe you have no idea what you are letting yourself in for.”

Kuai was trying to put him off, it was clear to see, but Hanzo refused to let himself be intimidated.

“I accept your conditions,” Hanzo said confidently, keeping his head held high. He watched as Kuai’s face briefly showed a second of surprise, before resettling onto a smug look, although this time, it was much darker.

“Well then.” Kuai grabbed Hanzo’s arm, and began to guide him towards the door to his quarters. “There is no time like the present, is there. Let’s get started.”

Hanzo felt sure in his resolve. After all, it’s just sex right? As long as nothing happened that would make him question his entire relationship with sexual intercourse, he’d be fine.

Right?

“Let me get one thing clear, Hanzo,” Kuai stated as he began to pour himself a glass of red wine. “I am in control tonight, you will obey my requests without question.” He topped off his wine, leaning back in his chair and glancing Hanzo up and down. “Do you understand?”

“Yes,” Hanzo agreed, trying to not squirm under how intense Kuai’s gaze was.

“I believe you mean, yes Sir,” Kuai corrected, a smirk crossing over his face that made him look so ridiculously handsome that it made Hanzo want to scream.

“Yes Sir.” Hanzo shuffled slightly, straightening himself out for some reason.

“Good.” Kuai took a long sip of his wine, and once he pulled the glass from his lips he began to swirl the liquid that still remained. “Now. Strip.”

Hanzo didn’t have to be asked twice. He pulled up his shirt, revealing his toned chest, and desperately hoping that the cool air would distract him from how hot his face was becoming. He unhooked his belt, throwing it aside before hooking his thumbs into the hem of his trousers and pulling them down. He kicked them away, now in nothing but his undergarments. He knew Kuai would want them gone too, so why Hanzo paused on the spot like he had no idea what to do next was a bit of a mystery to him.

“All of it,” Kuai ordered, voice almost impatient. He took another mouthful of wine, likely to keep himself from saying anything more.

Even so, Hanzo grabbed his underwear and closed his eyes as he yanked them down. He wasn’t sure why, maybe he just didn’t want to see what Kuai’s initial reaction to seeing his dick was. After a couple of seconds he opened them, just in time to watch Kuai licking his lips.

“I can work with this,” Kuai hummed in approval, before holding up a single finger and making a spinning motion with it. “Let me see you.”

Hanzo held his breath as he awkwardly did a full turn. When his back was to Kuai, he heard a low whistle from the other man. He knew Kuai was pushing his luck to try and get Hanzo to admit he hadn’t thought this all the way through. Hanzo was stubborn, he’d agreed to this, letting Kuai do whatever he wanted.

And at this point, he was curious just what Kuai had in mind.

Once he was facing Kuai again, the other man was lent to one side, using his hand to prop his head up. He’d put his wine down on a table next to him for now, the hand that had been holding it at his own crotch, rubbing and pushing down against it.

“So, do tell me,” Kuai started with a groan, “have you ever been fucked before?”

“Yes, Sir, I have had sex before.”

Kuai released his crotch and held up a single finger again, this time waggling it back and forth.

“No, that’s not what I asked, love,” Kuai said in a tone that was somehow a mix between sing-song and threatening. “I asked have you ever been fucked before?”

Hanzo swallowed, now understanding Kuai’s real meaning. He wasn’t questioning if Hanzo had ever had sex before. He was questioning if Hanzo had ever bottomed before. Of which, there was only one answer…

“No, Sir, I have not.” He looked away as he said that, not because he was particularly embarrassed by it, but because he realised that Kuai might have been right. He had no idea what he was letting himself in for. He was so woefully unprepared to be in this position.

“Well then.” Kuai pushed himself to sit up straight, leaning forward and grinning wide. “I guess I’ll have to train you to be able to take cock then, won't I?”

Hanzo couldn’t believe how much of an effect that one sentence had on him. He felt a shudder down his spine and a fire in his gut, his cock almost twitching in interest at the thought. He’d never believed he would enjoy being submissive in the bedroom, but now he was starting to wonder if he’d been wrong. And Kuai clearly knew the effect he was having, and was revelling in it.

“Come here,” Kuai ordered, sitting back again and gently patting his lap.

Hanzo began to approach, and when he was close enough, Kuai grabbed his hands. He allowed Kuai to move him and position him as he wished, and soon enough he found himself lying across Kuai’s lap, ass up in the air and his slowly hardening cock pressing against Kuai’s thigh. Kuai’s hand was on his ass, fingers pressing in as he groped at the muscle and Hanzo had to suppress a moan.

And then, suddenly, Kuai swatted his hand against Hanzo’s ass.

Hanzo yelped and jolted, doing his best to twist and glare at Kuai in the hopes for an explanation.

“You tried to lie to me, so you need to be disciplined.” Kuai’s answer didn’t help, so Kuai rolled his eyes slightly before adding “you tried to escape my question about if you’d ever been fucked before.”

He brought his hand down again, making Hanzo groan. “I- I didn’t-”

“You did.” The hand came down again, and once more, Hanzo felt that heat begin to build inside him. “Please stop lying to me.”

“S-Sorry Sir,” Hanzo breathed out as he felt another slap connect with his ass. He could feel his cock growing hard between his stomach and Kuai’s thigh. He couldn’t believe this was actually turning him on. “I- I just misunderstood the question.”

Kuai hummed in vague interest, slapping a couple more times, before stating “I will show you some mercy for now.” His hand began to rub Hanzo’s ass in circles, kneading the flesh as if to soothe it. “Just try not to lie again. I don’t appreciate it.”

“Yes Sir,” Hanzo sighed in relief, although he couldn’t believe that internally his mind was screaming for more. He actually debated doing something that could provoke Kuai into starting the spanking again.

Until he felt a finger trace down his crack, and then rubbing around the rim of his hole.

Hanzo gasped at the sensation, just the single digit probing at him, almost threatening to breach him but not actually doing so.

“So tight, you really are untouched, aren’t you?” Kuai commented, his other hand coming to part Hanzo’s cheeks slightly. “Lucky me, getting to be the first one to take you.”

Hanzo almost whined in protest when Kuai took away his finger. He tried to look over his shoulder, to find Kuai grabbing what looked like a vial of oil. He used his thumb to pop open the lid, before slowly pouring the liquid between Hanzo’s cheeks. As Hanzo felt it trickle down and over his hole, Kuai’s finger was there, rubbing around the rim again, smearing the oil all over.

“Relax,” Kuai told him, as he began to press his finger inside. Hanzo gasped, and admittedly did the complete opposite of what he was ordered, clenching up. Kuai sighed, pausing his action and bringing his other hand to press down on Hanzo’s shoulder blades. “I need you to relax, it’ll be less uncomfortable for you if you do. Trust me.”

The words trust me sounded like they came from many personal experiences. Hanzo had no doubt about that. Taking a deep breath, he tried to let himself relax, doing his best to at the very least stop clenching. This seemed to be what Kuai was looking for, as Hanzo felt that finger start to push inside him again. As strange as the sensation was, he tried to stay as neutral as possible, even as he felt it go deeper. Soon he felt Kuai’s knuckles brush against his ass, telling him the finger was as deep as it could go.

Honestly, Hanzo wasn’t sure what he felt right now. It was weird, definitely not like what he expected, but not terrible. Then the thought occurred that this was just one finger, and his hole was clinging to it so tightly. How the fuck is a cock ever supposed to fit in there?

He felt Kuai pull the finger back slightly, before pressing back inside. Again, Hanzo couldn’t quite figure out what he thought. He was just going to have to keep going and see what happened. Kuai began to pump the finger in and out, deliberately trying to coat Hanzo’s inner walls with as much oil as he could. The point of his actions didn’t seem to be pleasure but preparation.

And then Hanzo felt a second finger pressing against the rim.

As he felt the tip pop inside, he couldn’t escape the loud moan at the way it began to stretch his hole. As it joined the first finger, he began to feel them both worm their way inside him, his walls struggling to accommodate him. He could feel himself trembling, his cock rock hard against Kuai Liang’s thigh.

“Oh my,” Kuai purred, twisting his fingers as he drove them deeper. “This wrecked from just two fingers? You’re going to be a complete mess by the time I’m done with you, aren’t you?”

“I-” Hanzo couldn’t get out an answer, as he felt Kuai’s fingers brush against something inside him, and all that came from his mouth was a pathetic whine.

Kuai noticed this reaction, and his fingers were immediately searching for that spot again. It was so obvious when he found it, because every time his fingers pressed against it, Hanzo made more of those desperate noises. The fingers gently prodded at it, practically massaging that spot and turning Hanzo into a shuddering mess.

“Good to know,” Kuai said under his breath, something Hanzo didn’t understand and guessed he wasn’t supposed to hear.

He couldn’t help the noise of protest when Kuai Liang pulled his fingers out completely.

“Shh, that was just to slick you up and start stretching you out,” Kuai informed him, once more manhandling Hanzo to get up and off his lap. “I have a better idea to stretch you properly and make sure you’re ready for me.”

Kuai stood up, guiding Hanzo to around where he’d previously been standing when he stripped down. Hanzo watched as Kuai flicked his hand out, summoning magic and focusing it towards the floor. Ice began to take form on the floor. It took him an embarrassingly long time to realise what Kuai had created.

A cock. Made of ice. Standing proud on the floor.

“I… Don’t understand,” Hanzo muttered, staring at it before looking back at Kuai.

“Think of it as training wheels, if you want.” Kuai grabbed Hanzo’s chin and forced him to look back at the cock. “You are going to ride it, and every so often, I am going to increase the size, until I’m certain you can take the real thing.” That made sense Hanzo guessed, although it sounded a bit embarrassing. Kuai’s hand caressed his cheek. “It’ll feel better than going straight from a couple of fingers to a dick.”

He felt Kuai slap his ass again, before pulling him forward. Next thing Hanzo knew he felt himself being pushed down onto his knees. Kuai was down with him, placing Hanzo’s hands on his shoulders, while his own hands found Hanzo’s hips and he began to position him. Hanzo felt the cold ice press against his hole, and his fingers dug into Kuai’s skin. And then he was being pushed down, and the ice cock began to work its way inside him, stretching him more than Kuai’s fingers ever could.

“That’s it, just stay relaxed,” Kuai whispered words of encouragement, continuing to press Hanzo down.

It was cold, and caused a shiver to go up his spine as it began to press deeper than Kuai’s fingers had. He threw his head back slightly as he slipped down low enough for the majority of it to be settled within him. He looked towards Kuai, seeking guidance or assurance, something to know what the hell he was supposed to do now.

“Now use your knees to lift yourself up slightly,” he instructed, helping lift him up with the grip on his hips. Hanzo did as he was told, biting his lip as he felt the ice cock slowly leave him. Kuai stopped him when just the tip was still inside, before beginning to push him back down. “You’ll want to keep lifting yourself up and down like that.”

Kuai let go of Hanzo’s hips, clearly intending for Hanzo to try and do the work for himself now. He tried, lifting himself up ever so slightly, but slowly letting himself fall back down. It felt bizarre, having something moving inside of him, but it was absolutely getting to the point that he couldn’t deny how good it felt.

“Good,” Kuai growled in approval, before slowly peeling Hanzo’s hands off his shoulders. Hanzo whined, but found the other man pressing them back, until Hanzo was propping himself up using his arms. “Use your arms to balance yourself, but keep them behind your back.” Kuai grabbed Hanzo’s chin and teasingly ghosted his lips over Hanzo’s, as if to promise a kiss that never came. “I want to be able to see you.”

And then Kuai peeled himself away, walking back over to his chair where he sat down, picking back up his wine to be a casual voyeur to Hanzo fucking himself. Hanzo did as he had been instructed, lifting himself on his knees and leaning his weight on his arms, sliding up the cock until he reached the tip and then allowing himself to essentially fall back onto it.

He was slow at first, unsure of his actions and if he was doing the right thing, but the more he repeated the motion, the more he found himself getting into a rhythm. His ass began to relax, making it easier for the ice to go in and out. Kuai watched him intently, still sipping his wine with one hand, and the other once more palming his own crotch.

Then, as Hanzo lifted himself up, Kuai flicked his wrist. Hanzo heard a crack underneath him, and on his descent he realised the ice had gotten slightly thicker. He remembered what Kuai had said about using it to stretch him, and as his ass swallowed the ice, he took a second to try and get used to the new size.

He resisted the urge to stall for too long, aware of Kuai’s still intent gaze. Once again, he began the same actions, slowing down to try and allow himself to adjust. This time, he found getting into the rhythm a lot easier, and he was once again fucking himself down on it at a steady pace.

It continued like this for a while, Kuai would flick his wrist, increasing the size, Hanzo would slow down to get used to it, and once he did, Kuai would increase the size again, and the whole cycle would repeat. Hanzo had no idea how long it’d been. It felt to him like he’d been here for hours, just fucking himself for Kuai Liang’s amusement, but it was realistically more like minutes. All Hanzo knew was that fire in his stomach built every time the ice was buried deep inside him and his cock was now fully hard and bouncing with every movement he made.

Kuai’s eyes never left him, he watched for every reaction, every moan, every facial expression and even every time Hanzo’s cock twitched in interest. He was still fully clothed, but Hanzo could see the outline of his cock in his pants, practically begging to be set free.

Hanzo suddenly realised Kuai hadn’t increased the size of the cock in a while. Yet his interest stayed the same, like he was waiting for something to happen. It was while he was pondering this, that he let himself fall down, and as he did, the ice brushed against that same spot Kuai’s finger’s had previously been abusing. Hanzo wasn’t sure what came over him, all he knew was that the action had him practically screaming, screwing his eyes slightly shut and a realisation that his crotch had become particularly wet.

As he slid his eyes open, he looked down at himself, and with the white now painting his thighs and the floor, he realised he’d just come.

“Wonderful,” Kuai commented, and when Hanzo looked back up the other man was clapping slightly. It was then Hanzo realised that this was exactly what Kuai had been waiting for. The wine glass was empty on the table, and Kuai reached for the vial of oil once more, before pushing himself up onto his feet. “I think you deserve a reward for putting on such a good show for me.”

Hanzo wasn’t sure what the reward would be, but something about the idea made him eager for it. As Kuai reached him, he stared up in what he could only describe as need. Kuai smirked once again, reaching down to gently brush some of Hanzo’s hair from his face.

Then Hanzo was once more being rearranged. He was pulled off the ice, and then was pushed back down against the floor. He heard the previous ice being broken, before a hand was taking his wrists and pinning them above his head. Something cold encased them, and when he looked up, there was a thick layer of ice keeping them restrained. When he looked back down, Kuai was running a hand down his torso, looking over him in a way Hanzo could only describe as hungry.

“Open your legs nice and wide for me,” Kuai sweetly requested, and Hanzo tried to do as he was asked. 

He was certain this was it, and Kuai was going to use him. Except Kuai was still fully dressed, and seemed to have no intent on stripping himself off just yet. Then Kuai dipped his face low, bracing his hands on Hanzo’s thighs and forcing them apart just ever so slightly wider. Hanzo had no idea what he was doing.

And then Kuai licked a stripe up Hanzo’s cock.

Hanzo gasped at the action, but it was nothing compared to the throaty moan when Kuai took his cock into his mouth and practically swallowed it whole. Hanzo didn’t have time to question it, as Kuai’s head began to bob up and down, lips and tongue trailing along his cock in a way that almost had Hanzo’s hips bucking. He’d never had a blowjob where he wasn’t the one in charge and setting the pace. Watching as his cock slid in and out of Kuai’s mouth, Kuai’s hands on his hips kept him still and unable to meet the other man's movements.

One of Kuai’s hands released its grip, lowering between his legs. He felt the fingers prod at his hole, before slowly beginning to enter him. Hanzo clenched his fists, trying to silence the sinful noises that Kuai was forcing out from the back of his throat. The fingers immediately sought out that one spot again, and when they pressed down against it, Hanzo trembled at the way it made him feel.

He didn’t dare move, aside from arching his back as Kuai’s fingers rolled in circles, practically massaging the spot, while Kuai’s tongue swirled around the head of his cock. The double stimulation was maddening, especially just how skilled Kuai was with both his hand and mouth. He could feel himself begin to reach a peak, and he knew he was close to another orgasm.

“Kuai- Sir- I’m going to-“ He was cut off by Kuai Liang giving a particularly hard suck, knowing what Hanzo was about to say and doubling his efforts to make it happen. Hanzo barely had time to contemplate that before he was loudly groaning, and coming inside Kuai’s mouth.

Kuai kept suckling at him, almost like he was trying to milk Hanzo dry, before finally pulling his fingers free and letting go of Hanzo’s cock with a wet pop. Hanzo watched as Kuai sat up straight, opening his mouth and sticking his tongue out, letting him see his cum pooling on it. Then Kuai closed it, audibly swallowing, before the pink muscle popped out from between his lips again to show the white substance was now gone.

Fuck. That was one of the hottest things Hanzo had ever seen in his life.

Still he couldn’t think that all this was a bit of a tease. He needed Kuai to fuck him before he completely lost it.

“Please,” he croaked, his voice sounding hoarse. “Please, I need you to-” He cut himself off. He couldn’t say it, the words died on his tongue.

“Need me to what?” Kuai questioned, tilting his head slightly. Hanzo just groaned in response, causing Kuai to chuckle. “I can’t do anything without knowing what you need, Hanzo.”

Hanzo screwed his eyes shut, swallowing his pride as he whispered “I- I need you to fuck me.”

“Hmm, so desperate for it, aren’t you?” Kuai teased, pure delight all over his face at just how needy he’d made Hanzo. He ran his hands up Hanzo’s thighs, making him squirm with want. “Well, since you asked so nicely…”

Kuai reached for his clothes, slowly pulling it away from his body, piece by piece. But gods, he was being so slow about it. Like he was deliberately taking his time just to wind Hanzo up some more. Eventually he was free of his shirt, and then his hands were hooking into his trousers and pulling them down. As they came down his thighs, they were down enough for his cock to spring free. Hanzo couldn’t help the sharp intake of breath at the sight of it, hard, precum beading at the tip. The thought that it was going to soon be inside him was more exhilarating than he could have ever imagined.

Once free of his clothes, Kuai slotted himself between Hanzo’s legs, hands taking hold of his thighs again and pushing them even further apart. Hanzo felt Kuai’s cock between his legs, rubbing up and down against his hole. Threatening to penetrate but not actually doing so. Teasing him. Fuck. What is it with Kuai Liang and teasing me?

“Please,” he whined pathetically, twisting in his bonds, desperately trying to get Kuai inside him.

Kuai just once more laughed at him, one hand moving to grab Hanzo’s hips, once more keeping him still. With the other hand, he grabbed his own cock, gently stroking it a couple of times. He then used the grip to angle it just right, right against Hanzo’s hole, and begin to push inside.

“Yes,” Hanzo groaned, as he felt Kuai’s cock finally breach him. He still felt a stretch, evidentially Kuai had still wanted his own cock to do some of the work in that respect, but it didn’t hurt. In fact, how full he felt was wonderful.

“Ah, perfect,” Kuai growled as he bottomed out, hands digging into the flesh of Hanzo’s hips. “So perfect. You were made for me, weren’t you?”

Hanzo didn’t get a chance to reply, as Kuai swiftly pulled back before driving straight back into him. Kuai thrust a couple more times, changing his aim slightly with every movement. Hanzo groaned lightly, but then Kuai’s cock drove into that same damned spot that had previously driven him to orgasm, and he was practically mewling. Kuai had found what he wanted, and Hanzo knew the man was going to abuse it without mercy.

Kuai gave a hard thrust as if to make sure, Hanzo practically jolted at the wave of pleasure that came over him. And after that, it was like the floodgates opened. Kuai began to roll his hips, forcing his cock in and out of Hanzo’s hole with purpose. He didn’t even slowly build up his speed, just went straight into overdrive, fucking Hanzo hard and fast. With every thrust forward, Hanzo’s entire body was shoved, his cock, somehow growing hard again and aching for attention.

“Feels good, right?” Kuai managed to growl out between his own laboured breaths, moaning himself with every thrust he made. “You feel so fucking good around me, Hanzo.” Hanzo could feel Kuai’s fingernails digging into his hips. “Can’t believe no one else fucked this hole before me, it’s so god damn perfect.”

Hanzo couldn’t even think about speaking, all he could do was cry out like a whore as Kuai used him. He focused on the sensation of his hole giving way for Kuai’s cock, the way his toes curled from the pure pleasure he was feeling. How the fuck could he ever have sex with any other person, knowing this was how good it could feel with Kuai Liang?

He choked on spit, realising he was going to cum yet again.

“G-going to-“

“Are you going to come again?” Kuai asked, somehow thrusting even faster at the idea. “Go on then, come for me.”

God, why was it like that was a command that his body felt it had to instantly obey? Hanzo’s back arched completely off the floor, eyes screwed shut and tears in the corners of his eyes as he felt his own cum shoot all over his chest. Kuai Liang paused, burying himself as deep as he could, groaning at the way Hanzo clenched around him. He reached a hand forward, drawing a finger through the cum pooled on Hanzo’s chest, just playing with it, smearing it further across Hanzo’s skin.

“You are coming a lot, aren’t you?” Kuai taunted, taking a small amount of Hanzo’s cum on one of his fingers, and bringing it to his lips to lap it off. “I’d almost think you’re really enjoying yourself.” All Hanzo could do was make a small moan of agreement. “Do you like me using you, Hanzo? Do you like taking my cock like a good little whore?”

“Yes,” Hanzo whispered, causing Kuai to bark out a laugh.

“Welcome to my world,” Kuai chuckled, and started to rock his hips again. “I’m usually the one in your position, though how the fuck could I resist a hole this good?” Kuai dragged his nails lightly down Hanzo’s sides, and once more took a bruising grip on his hips. “Should I cum inside you? Fill you right up?”

“Yes!” Hanzo was shocked at his own eagerness, even as he continued to beg “please cum in me!”

“As you wish~”

Kuai picked up the pace, chasing his own pleasure now. It didn’t take too long for his movements to become erratic, and the next thing Hanzo knew he felt Kuai pressing in as deep as he could go, and then he felt his walls being painted with Kuai’s seed. Kuai thrust a couple more times, emptying himself completely within Hanzo, before finally retreating.

Hanzo lay there, panting and desperately trying to get air back into his lungs. And it was as he was lying there, believing he was truly spent, that he realised his cock was growing hard again. Or… Had it ever gone soft in the first place? He usually had a high drive, and could usually last a couple of rounds, but never like this.

Next thing he knew, Kuai was kneeling beside him, breaking the restraints and sitting him up. Hanzo felt a glass being pressed to his lips, and he greedily began to gulp down the water he was offered.

“We aren’t done, by the way,” Kuai casually informed him, and Hanzo almost choked on the water from how blunt it was. “I just thought you’d appreciate a water break.”

Hanzo pushed the glass away, swallowing what was in his mouth before asking “you still want to go?”

It dawned on him how hypocritical that question sounded when his own cock was lying at full mast between his legs.

“I warned you I was insatiable.” Kuai took a swig of the water himself, before offering it to Hanzo again. “And I have only cum once, in comparison to how many times you have.”

Hanzo huffed, but accepted the water again. He hadn’t realised how thirsty he’d been.

“Of course, we can stop, if you really want to,” Kuai drawled sarcastically, like he already knew the answer.

“No,” Hanzo complained immediately, giving Kuai the answer he expected. “No, I want to continue.”

Kuai gave a triumphant smile at that, drinking what little remained of the water and sliding the glass away off the floor.

“Well then, let’s get back to it.” Kuai held out his hand, and in front of them another cock made from ice materialised. He lent in close to Hanzo’s ear and whispered “I think you know what to do by now.”

“Yes Sir,” Hanzo replied, crawling over to the ice. He shifted so he was knelt above it, trying to line it up with his hole. He felt the cold catch against his rim, and then he was pressing himself down on it.

As he settled, Kuai walked around in front of him, leisurely stroking his cock as he did. He reached a hand forward, tangling his fingers through Hanzo’s hair, and it took everything in Hanzo not to nuzzle into the touch.

“So, tell me Hanzo,” Kuai started, gently patting his cock against Hanzo’s face. “Have you ever sucked a man off before?”

“No Sir,” he replied, trying to ignore how embarrassed he felt by that. After Kuai’s outstanding efforts earlier, he knew he had no hope of matching that.

“I guess I’ll have to teach you that too.” Kuai moved his thumb down to Hanzo’s lips, pressing down on them. “Open wide, try to keep your teeth out of the way.”

Hanzo opened as wide as he could, extremely conscious of his teeth as Kuai began to slide inside him. He wasn’t entirely sure what he was expecting dick to taste like, but it was a little underwhelming, if he was honest. It just sort of tasted like skin.

“Good,” Kuai commented, resting a hand on top of Hanzo’s head. “Now, start to move your head back and forth.”

Hanzo tried to do so, clamping his lips around the length and slowly pulling back. His eyes flicked up to Kuai, trying to read his expression as he began forward again. He misjudged how much of Kuai he could take, as the tip of the other man's cock hit the back of his throat and he immediately gagged. Kuai had taken his entire length with such little effort, he hadn’t expected it to be so hard.

“Easy.” Kuai used his hand to pull Hanzo back to a more comfortable length. “I know I made deepthroating look simple earlier, but you have to have sucked a lot of dicks to get to that level.” He winked slightly and Hanzo couldn’t help but widen his eyes at how readily Kuai could admit his sexual history. “Just take what you can, no need to rush.”

Kuai used his grip on Hanzo’s head to help show him how to move. As Hanzo’s body swayed back and forth, he felt the ice cock begin to slide in and out of him slightly. Not enough to really get him off, but enough to make him desperately want to fuck himself on it again. But right now, he wanted to focus on Kuai Liang, and doing enough of a good job to please him.

“That’s it, you’re a natural,” Kuai groaned, lightly thrusting his hips to meet Hanzo’s face as he drew forward. “Try to use your tongue a bit.”

Hanzo wasn’t entirely sure how, but he pressed his tongue upwards against Kuai’s cock and let it trail along the length. The throaty moan and way Kuai’s fingers tangled in his hair indicated this was the correct action.

“God, yes, so good.” Despite Kuai’s insistence, Hanzo wasn’t entirely sure he was really doing good enough.

He attempted to push forward more, wanting so badly to be able to take Kuai to the hilt, but then it hit his throat and once again he found himself gagging. Kuai sighed, pulling Hanzo off him completely. Hanzo looked up at him pitifully, his own saliva dripping down his chin, as Kuai’s cock hung tantalisingly in front of his face.

“I understand you are trying to please me, but you need to listen to what I’m telling you.” Kuai lightly rubbed his cock at Hanzo’s lips, and Hanzo couldn’t help but mouth at the tip. “You won’t take it all in, not on your first time. Your gag reflex will always kick in. Just take in what you can, it’s what you do with your lips and tongue that matter far more than how deep you go. Do you understand?”

“Yes Sir,” Hanzo replied, pressing a kiss on the head of Kuai’s dick.

“Good.” He held the base of his cock, patting it against Hanzo’s lips a couple of times. “Open up.”

As soon as his mouth was open, Kuai was pressing back in, and Hanzo took his advice, forgoing his attempts to take Kuai whole and focusing instead on his movements. He made sure to purse his lips, using his tongue to lap at and trail along the flesh. He sucked hard on the tip, before making his way back up the length, revelling in the taste of precum building on his tongue.

“There we go,” Kuai moaned. “That’s it, just a little more.”

Hanzo doubled his efforts, sucking on the cock like his life depended on it. He was moaning himself now, the ice cock nestled inside him still rocking with his movements. His own cock was neglected right now, but god he felt it sway between his legs.

Kuai suddenly held Hanzo’s head still, and seconds later Hanzo could taste salt, as something thick began to fill his mouth. Kuai thrust a few more times, before pulling out, and leaving Hanzo with his cum.

Kuai cupped Hanzo’s cheek, and whispered “swallow.”

Hanzo rolled the cum around his tongue for a minute, before attempting to swallow it. Unused to the consistency, he felt himself choke slightly the first time he tried. The second attempt it went down easier, but he still found himself coughing slightly once it was gone.

“Sorry, I should have warned you it’s strange your first time.” Kuai got down onto his knees, all the while stroking Hanzo’s face, and rubbing the saliva still dripping down from his mouth into his skin. “Still, that was excellent, well done.” The proud smile Kuai gave made something inside Hanzo sing with joy. “I think you deserve another reward for that.”

Hanzo was expecting another blowjob, only to be surprised when Kuai twisted his own body, turning his back completely to Hanzo. He was admittedly confused, although Kuai pressed himself backwards, so his back was flush against Hanzo’s chest. He grabbed Hanzo’s hands, bringing them up and wrapping them around his chest, making sure the hands were directly over his pecs.

And then, Hanzo felt Kuai grab his cock, and press it against his hole.

“So here's what’s going to happen,” Kuai started, pausing for Hanzo to moan as his cock was surrounded. Kuai was already lubed up, and Hanzo wondered just when he’d done it. Was this part of Kuai’s plan all along, or does he just like to be prepared? “You are going to fuck me, while also fucking yourself on my makeshift dildo. Understand?”

“Yes sir,” Hanzo breathed out, burying his face into Kuai’s shoulder as he bottomed out. Kuai felt so fucking good around him, he had to savour it for a moment. His fingers dug into the flesh of Kuai’s pecs, grabbing hold of them and marvelling at how soft they felt.

He began pulling back, finding that as his cock slid out of Kuai Liang, the ice sank deeper inside himself. And as he pressed forward into Kuai, the ice slipped out of him. He groaned, if he thought Kuai fingering him and sucking his cock was the heights that double pleasure could bring him, he realised now that he was sorely mistaken.

He could feel his entire body shake as he desperately tried to start a rhythm, but it was so hard when he couldn’t tell which he wanted more. To be seated deep within Kuai Liang or to have the ice cock all the way inside himself. It was like he was chasing two different pleasures and both of them were deliriously good.

Kuai wrapped a hand back, taking hold of Hanzo’s face and pulling it up. It was then that Kuai claimed his lips with his own, Hanzo moaning straight into Kuai’s mouth as he eagerly opened up to let their tongue’s mingle. Kuai accepted the move, swiping his tongue around Hanzo’s mouth and desperately tasting him. Hanzo gave a particularly hard thrust that had Kuai gasp.

Kuai pulled back slightly, still twisted to look at Hanzo the best he could. “Come on Hanzo, you can fuck me harder. I’m not that delicate.”

Hanzo wasn’t sure how the hell he could fuck Kuai harder than he already was doing, but the realisation that it’d mean he was fucking himself harder immediately encouraged him to at least try. His pace had been steady, not exactly slow but not as fast as it could be. He tried to speed up, trying to make his thrusts forward harder. He knew that Kuai probably had that same bundle of nerves that had made Hanzo see stars, but he had no idea how to find that spot in this situation.

“God, yes, that’s it,” Kuai growled, hungrily kissing Hanzo again, “so fucking good for me.” He lightly bit Hanzo’s lip. “First a perfect ass, and also a perfect cock. I’ve hit the jackpot with you, haven’t I?”

“Fuck,” Hanzo groaned under his breath, and by the Elder Gods he was going to cum again. He could feel his movements starting to stutter, not sure if he was trying to get himself to climax faster or if he was attempting to slow down so that this heavenly experience would last longer.

“Are you going to cum again?” Kuai asked, licking at Hanzo’s lips. Hanzo just nodded his head in agreement, squeezing Kuai’s pecs like they were a stress ball. “Good.” Kuai began to rock himself back and force, meeting Hanzo’s own movements. “I want you to cum inside me, pretty boy.”

The pet name caught him so completely off guard, all his efforts to try and not cum completely dissolved, and he immediately shot his load deep inside Kuai Liang. His partner laughed, kissing him again but continuing to move, like he didn’t want a drop of Hanzo’s cum anywhere except his ass.

“You liked being called a pretty boy that much?” He taunted, and Hanzo felt his face going hot again. He’d never been called such a thing before. Handsome, yes. Beautiful, yes. Pretty? No. Pretty boy, not even a combination of words he’d ever think to use for himself. “So many ways I could exploit that.”

“Please.” Hanzo wasn’t sure what he was pleading for. If he wanted Kuai to not use such a weakness against him, or if he wanted him to never call him anything else.

He felt Kuai untangle his arms, and pull himself off Hanzo’s cock. He was removed from the ice, it unceremoniously being broken, and he felt himself once more being pushed to the floor. This time however, Kuai Liang straddled his waist. He reached a hand behind, stroking Hanzo’s cock a couple of times, clearly trying to coax him to hardness again.

To his surprise, it took very little to get his cock interested.

God what is this man doing to me?

Once satisfied, Kuai repositioned himself until he was hovering above Hanzo’s cock, and soon he was lowering himself, while making sure to stuff Hanzo back inside him again. Hanzo groaned, hands balling into fists as he threw his them over his face. Kuai really wasn’t lying when he said he was insatiable. Hanzo wasn’t sure how much cum he had left in him, at this rate he was going to be completely dry for the rest of his life.

Kuai’s ass settled against Hanzo’s pelvis, resting his hands against Hanzo’s chest for stabilisation. He didn’t stay still for long, and soon he was rolling his hips, lifting himself and practically riding Hanzo’s cock into oblivion.

Hanzo’s hands darted forward to grab Kuai’s arms, at least to have something to hold onto. Kuai didn’t seem to mind, and it was clear he was trying to focus on himself this time, Hanzo practically just a glorified sex toy for him to use. Even so, Hanzo felt the way Kuai clenched around him, and wondered if this was the same thing Kuai had felt when he was the one topping.

“Gods, you are so big,” Kuai groaned in wonder as he forced Hanzo’s cock as far as it would go. “Best cock I’ve had in years.”

Well. That was definitely a nice stroke to Hanzo’s ego.

Even so, rather than smugly revelling in such a compliment, he found himself absolutely mesmerised by Kuai instead. Way his body moved, how his muscles flexed from the actions, how effortless this all was. He didn’t even look half as worn out as Hanzo felt, barely breaking out in a sweat. It was like he could go on all night and not get tired. His face was contorted into pure pleasure, his mouth open and tongue hanging out, eyes alternating between wide open and screwed shut.

Fuck, Hanzo was beginning to wonder if he’d died and gone to heaven at this point.

Kuai let out a loud moan, throwing his head back as he came, shooting all over Hanzo’s chest. The way his ass clenched around Hanzo was enough to send him over the edge as well, and soon he found himself cumming inside the other man once again. Kuai rolled his hips a couple more times, a satisfied sigh escaping his lips.

This time, Hanzo didn’t think there was any way for him to get hard again. Satisfied as he was, there was just no way. His dick was practically dead, and no amount of resuscitation was going to bring it back.

As Kuai finally got off him, Hanzo practically went limp on the floor, closing his eyes. He felt a pair of lips press against his cheek, and when he opened his eyes Kuai was nuzzling against his face.

“Think you can last just a little longer?” Kuai asked, and Hanzo resisted the urge to laugh in his face. Insatiable was an understatement. “I just want to cum one last time. You don’t have to do anything except be a warm hole for me to fuck.”

God, Kuai was trying to kill him, because he swore to the Gods that if it could, his dick would have gotten rock hard from that last sentence alone.

“Okay. One more time.” He agreed with a smile. Even if he was done, there was a weird satisfaction in knowing Kuai could still find use for him.

“Thank you.” Kuai kissed the tip of Hanzo’s nose, before gently flipping him onto his stomach.

Hanzo lay still in wait, feeling Kuai press himself against Hanzo’s back. He could feel Kuai’s cock probing once more at his hole, before slowly sinking into him. Hanzo moaned, his ass sore, but somehow it still felt so good. Kuai was practically covering him like a blanket, pinning him to the floor. Not that Hanzo could move if he wanted to.

He felt Kuai begin to thrust, practically pounding into Hanzo with such force it knocked the breath out of his lungs. Kuai’s lips were at Hanzo’s neck, mouthing at it and sucking kisses into his skin, marking him. And Hanzo wanted it. He wanted everyone to know who he belonged to, wanted everyone to know that Kuai Liang owned him.

Kuai’s dick was pistoning in and out of him, the other man moaning and groaning into his neck. His arms wrapped around Hanzo’s front, holding him close. There was a possessive note to the action, like Kuai thought someone could take Hanzo away from him. He wanted to assure him that wouldn’t happen, that if Kuai asked him to be his, he would be in an instant. That he and only he would ever have Hanzo in this way.

Hanzo would not submit to anyone else, only Kuai got that pleasure.

Kuai gave a particularly hard thrust, biting into Hanzo’s neck as he did, and Hanzo once more felt the satisfying sensation of being filled with cum. Kuai jerked his hips, before finally unhinging his jaw. Hanzo felt Kuai completely withdraw from him, and he was equal parts devastated it was over and relieved he could rest.

After all, maybe he could convince Kuai to let this happen again some time.

Kuai rounded to kneel in front of him, running a hand through Hanzo’s hair and smiling down at him.

“That was wonderful,” Kuai told him, before reaching to help Hanzo sit up, and eventually stand. “Come, let’s clean you up.”

Hanzo didn’t say anything, just let Kuai lead him off to what he assumed was a bathroom, internally plotting how he’d bring up the possibility of doing this all over again at a later date.

Hanzo was lying back in the bed, staring at the ceiling with his hands on his chest. Now that he was cleaned up and the adrenaline had completely worn off, he was trying to compute what he’d just learnt about himself. If Kuai still refused to help him, he guessed he’d at least discovered what a pleasurable experience being in submission could be. Even if deep inside, he wasn’t sure it’d be that good with anyone other than Kuai Liang.

He looked up towards where Kuai was leaning against a desk, a cigarette in his hand and exhaling the smoke from his nose. Hanzo cleared his throat, feeling like he needed to say something.

“That was… intense,” Hanzo commented, unsure what other word he could use to describe it. He watched as Kuai smirked to himself.

“I did try to warn you.” Kuai shrugged, taking one final drag of his cigarette before putting it out on an ashtray.

“Do you do that a lot?” Hanzo questioned, because the only way he could conceive of Kuai being that skilled in sex was that he’d had a lot of it. Skilled enough to make Hanzo reconsider his entire relationship with sexual intercourse.

“Not… like that.” Kuai grimaced as he pushed himself away from the desk and began to walk over to Hanzo. “Although I suppose the benefit of almost exclusively being the receiver is you learn a thing or two about what feels good and what doesn’t.”

“I see.” Kuai had definitely made comments throughout that suggested he preferred to bottom. But regardless, he was definitely excellent at playing the dominant. “Well… You’re very good at it.”

“Thank you,” Kuai chipperly replied, and Hanzo almost laughed at how proud of himself he sounded.

“So. Does this mean you’ll help me now?” Hanzo didn’t really want to spoil the good mood, but he needed to know the answer. He was relieved when Kuai Liang gave him a sloppy smile.

“Well, that was what we agreed.” He sat down at the foot of the bed, looking at Hanzo with what he’d almost describe as a fond expression. “I will help you get your revenge, Hanzo Hasashi.”

Kuai Liang was a man of his word, thankfully.

“But, I think you probably need a bit more rest before we start talking about that.” And then that previously fond smile turned back into that signature smirk. “I did rather run a number on you.”

“Maybe I should run one on you, just so we’re even,” Hanzo commented without even thinking what he was saying.

Kuai laughed in response, “given what just happened, do you really think you can handle me, Hasashi?”

Hanzo felt his face go hot, as Kuai hopped off the bed. Kuai did seem like he'd be a handful in general in the bedroom, regardless of what role or position he was in. Hanzo felt like he was up to the challenge, even if Kuai clearly didn’t think so.

“That said…” Kuai said with a drawn out drawl, slowly walking away towards the bedroom door. “I certainly wouldn’t say no to riding your cock again, pretty boy.”

Hanzo spluttered at the use of that pet name again, and even without turning around to see him, Kuai began to cackle at the reaction. He didn’t say anything more, just gleefully continued to leave the room, practically skipping with the knowledge he’d gotten under Hanzo’s skin that much.

As Hanzo threw himself back down against the bed, he ran his hands down his face and despite himself, smiled.

This was going to be a very interesting alliance.

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TotK Dungeon Thoughts!

Finally finished the first four main dungeons. Whether there's more or not, I'll find out, but I thought I'd make a quickly little post on my general thoughts.

More details below, but up here I'll say: It feels like you were 'expected' to complete them Rito-Zora-Goron-Gerudo (very gently tho). However, I think for the most satisfying route, I'd go Goron-Rito-Zora-Gerudo (if nothing else Goron first).

Rito and Tulin

The game pushes you in the direction of the Rito very strongly when you start the game, and I decided to do them first. Over all, a pretty good choice as you run into a lot of good things on the way.

The story itself, I like! I like that you arrive in Rito Village and only the kids are left, really already telling you a lot about what's going on. I like that Teba was left behind because he's the new chief, rip the old Chief. It also makes me very happy how excited Tulin was to see Link, really showing that Tulin looks up to Link. Tulin having wind powers shows that that was not just a Revali thing, just that he was extremely skilled with his own, and I very much like that.

Tulin's power itself is distinct from Revali's Gale. I miss Revali's Gale because of how useful it was to get around, but it also did makes things a little too easy at times, and Tulin's power feels more in tune with the game as it is, as being able to push yourself through the air is useful. Easily the power I use the most of the sages.

The trip up to the Wind Dungeon is a lot of fun. It just barely doesn't overstay it's welcome, and about halfway through there is a shrine so that you can take a break. Over all, it was a lot of fun, though I was hoping that the flying ships we'd seen were going to appear more in the other places in the sky.

The Wind Dungeon itself is, well, it's fine. It's more distinct in style than the divine beasts, which I like, but I did also like the how the divine beasts you could manipulate things. It's give and take, though, and I get that. What mostly bugs me is how every element felt isolated; solving one part of the dungeon did not help me solve another, and that really bugged me, especially since I had a lot of trouble with a couple of the locks (mostly because I'm dumb but that's besides the point).

I like the boss! It felt really good to dive right through the week points, or to be smart enough and a good enough shot to shoot out the weak points from beneath the boss. It also has you utilize Tulin well enough when you need to dodge the boss.

This was my first dungeon, so the ending cutscene with the previous sage was very good and interesting, and I loved that you get to have a shade of the sage to help you fight! It really captures how one of the themes of Tears of the Kingdom is how much Link is not alone.

Goron and Yunobo

Climbing Death Mountain always sucks a little because I hate the armor, but at least the Gorons live in a place where you don't die trying to reach them, so that's a win in my book. The goron quest line is easily my least favorite, hence why I suggest doing it first. I'm also going back and forth on how much/what I'd change.

I think the marbled rock roast is, ugh, fine I guess as a plot point? The biggest problem to me is that the plot lines of the rest of the regions feel very personal, and make you really really worried about the well being of those there. I'm not not concerned for the Goron, but I could definitely be more concerned.

I'm also undecided on how I feel about Yunobo with the mask. When Yunobo first showed up and was mean, I wanted to punch is teeth in. But also, what an interesting take on the character, where over the years he got maybe a little big in the head over his company and his status, and how it's time to bring him down to earth again. The mask breaking off and him being nice again, I was happy to see my nice friend again, but also he was more or less the same as when I'd last seen him.

The up Eldin Volcano sucked, I totally didn't understand what I was supposed to do with the monster on top of the volcano at first, which made it a little frustrating at first. The mini battle itself was fine enough, though, and flying on the machines is always fun.

Going through the Depths to the Fire Dungeon sucked. I wasn't a huge fan of that, it just felt like padding. Why not put me there just right away?

The Fire Dungeon, like everything else, was fine I guess. I like rails and minecarts a lot, but a lot of the tracks felt too short honestly to be much fun, and sometimes I'd give up navigating them and just straight up climb the sides of the buildings to get where I needed to go. The boss fight, on the other hand, i thought was really nice! It felt good to put Yunobo's power to so much use, it flowered pretty well, It felt both challenging but also like I was prepared for it.

Zora and Sidon

Seeing Zora's Domain all swamped in shit water was a shock and I love how shocking it was and how upset it made me to see the place in such a state. I was immediately invested in finding out what had happened to cause this and how I could help. The statue in Zora's domain with Link and Sidon is great (even if I was worried at first where Mipha's had gone) and SO FUNNY to see it and meet Sidon's fiancee right afterwards.

I like that Yona gets a mantaray head - it immediately sets her off as different from most of the other Zora, and she and her attendents have different armor than the Hyrule Zora. She's a little simplistic as a character, but over all I like her. I another small detail I like is that the child Zora are playing in the water in the throne room, and that room seems to be some of the cleanest water, and I like to imagine that was on purpose. We also see here that healing is magic many Zora have, which I like, but also that it seems hard for them.

Sidon trying so hard to heal as much water as he can, and be the only one putting his life on the line so no one else dies like Mipha, was just so good. It's great set up in BotW, and pay off here of how traumatizing of an experience that was. Again, I like that Yona got to be like 'I know you, Sidon, and I know youre trauma, and I know what you want to and should do in this situation, so do it'.

Getting to the dungeon was so fun! The floaty jumping was a little weird at times, but over all I loved it and gave the path such a distinct feel, a lot like the path to the Wind Dungeon.

The Water Temple was the easiest in my opinion (none of them were overly hard, but this felt really quick to me) (also the Lightning Temple is a close second) ((ALSO ALSO some of that can probably be attributed to me just getting more used to the game and the kind of thought processes it asks of you)) but I thought the way it worked was pretty good. The boss was also very funny, as you were totally set up to expect a like like and instead got the weirdest octorock you've ever seen, and you're pushed to use Sidon's power in a way that feels very natural, though I haven't used it much after this dungeon tbh.

Gerudo and Riju

Going through the desert and seeing the Gerudo Town so destroyed was devastating. This was also where the gibdo were introduced, a suitably creepy enemy for such a scary thing going on. However, they don't stun you. This makes some sense since they show up in such hoards, but also takes away a lot of the scariness of them, and they're almost laughably easy to beat after they've been hit by some kind of elemental attack. Again, I was immediately concerned and wanted to do whatever I could to help the Gerudo. I like that you didn't have to really sneak in (except at first) because you've earned their trust by now and these are extenuating circumstances.

Buliara is one of my fav characters (she was really important in a fanfic I was working on where a new Gerudo male was born) so getting to see her and her specifically vouching for Link absolutely made my day. I like that the Gerudo are utilizing the underground bunker - in general, I love all the times in the game emergency things like that are broken out because these are hard times. Riju, a little older now and training hard, but not frustrated or feeling (at least not acting like) she thought she wasn't good enough was great. She wasn't hitting the mark, but she seemed just focused on training until she could.

The way to the Lightning Temple was okay, It wasn't bad but it wasn't note worthy, although I did like that you got to see the boss before you actually fought her. The best part was when Link had to help defend Gerudo Town from the gibdo. I'm not sure I did actually put together the best plan, but I felt like I helped, and getting the spoils afterwards made it even better.

The temple was a bit weird to navigate, and I'm not even sure I solved everything the way it was 'supposed' to go, but I did it so hey, what more can you ask for. The boss was pretty good, although she was, like, very bug like, and I think it made you kind of go 'oh, the gibdo aren't humans, they're bugs' which further makes them a little less creepy in my opinion.

General/Final Thoughts

Over all, I thought the dungeons felt a lot more like Zelda dungeons than the divine beasts did, and I like them well enough. I wish they were a little trickier, but also I wasn't overly bugged by them being too easy. Each dungeon felt very distinct, which I loved, and you never think you're in one place over the other.

Honestly, my biggest problem is with the Sages. I wish we 1) got names for them or learned more about them and 2) I wish the little cutscenes were a little more distinct.

The end of each dungeon goes: here's the sage, the sage was in the fight and won, Sage of Time told them to recreuit their descendent, wow didn't the Sage of Time look like Zelda? I understand this is because you could visit any dungeon in any order, but I think they would've, like, shown the Sage was in charge of something specific, show more of how the war impacted them specifically, something or anything to make that part more distinct.

Uh, so yeah, I like them, I think they're mostly an improvement over BotW (they both have pros and cons, though, and there are defo things that BotW did better than TotK). Let me know your thoughts about the dungeons if you want! (without spoiling anything past them please ^-^)

[lord-heirop]

Fuck that's so many new followers i have to please uhhhhhhh, hi reddit welcome to my wizard cave! I'm gonna tell you about my campaigns bbeg Cain the lich now!

Cain Medical Kennedy was the son of the dentist Adam Medical and his wife Anastasia Medical. In their early life Cain and his brother Abel were very close, both very academically smart fellas. But Cain unlike his brother and rest of family didn't want to go into a high paying job but just wanted to be an Artist, while his brother supported his endeavours of becoming an artist, his father and mother highly dissaproved, from a young age introducing him to dentistry, including literally forcing him to do homework in his father's office, where his calculus homework often got interrupted by the buzzing of the well known tooth drill.

Cain thus steadily grew to resent his family, Wich lead to him resenting society for art to be considered a mere hobby and not a job.

Once the young medicals grew up, Abel went into Robotics and Transhumanism, gaining several degrees, Cain meanwhile got himself a art degree and a social studys degree, becoming a revolutionary.

Now this is all modern day, how does modern day stuff fit in with a medival setting DND campaign? Easy. Time is a flat fucking circle.

Cain who loved nature, and art and all, noticed, polution, caused by late stage capitalism. While he tried to stop it, his brother tried to dodge it, both very much with similar goals of survival.

Abels bosses had the great idea to open a portal to the plane of water, to drain all the accumulating water, but that failed and more water started pouring in, but this time with sea serpants, plan b, said Abels employers, "build robots to fight over the remaining turf". Abel abliged. But alas it was too late, the war, the flood, everything went down the drain, literally, Urth, their home became a big ball of water with few small islands dispurced everywhere. But by pure chance both brothers saved thenselfs. And eventually found land, were they settled, naming the City they founded "Uptop". Cain married, a beautiful orc woman named Mustard Kennedy, but his resentment for humans grew, greed, the way Urth was ruined, it tainted him. He wanted to fix his societys mistakes, he wanted to fix urth.vbut he needed time. So much time...

Eventually he found it. He had to become a lich, he discovered the ritual ... Somehow...

But it took a vital ingredient. His firstborns heart... With alot of hesitation and thinking, he took his oldest sons life to finish his ritual, becoming Cain the lich, or how he called himself "Novocain the lich".

He built the prototype for his ultimate plan, he wanted to start a iceage, by blocking out the sun. With his brother he build a Maschine, but upon finding out Abel refused to finish it, it lead to a fight, abd Cain hitting his brother over the head with a wrench paralyzing him. The prototype fired, and destroyed the moon before promptly breaking itself. Cain stole the blueprints abd ran with his family, leaving abel to die. But the townsfolk of uptop found him, saved him and built him a statue out of the scraps.

Thirty thousand years later, Cain finally has an army, and pinpointed all locations of needed parts, he mostly shoved the thought of the iceage to the side in favour of family. But on a fateful day a tree, the last of its kind, almost got chopped down, Wich sent him into a rampage, and in a quest to block out the sun and destroy sapient life, even tho all life in 30000 years never knew what happend, they were all their own species with cultures and customs, untained by capital or greed, but Cain's hazy lichdim induced insanity didn't rest...

And one the start of his quest for freezing the land, it do happened that a good for nothing human knight and a kenku bard would arrive at uptop, who will become the biggest foil his plan ever had. And for Abel? He merged with Maschines, becoming an island of steel

[crowdsourcedloner]

have some scattered fanfest keynote thoughts

tural looks like it’ll be beautiful to explore, i’m loving the mayan/incan/aztec/south american vibes so far and the mamool ja look fun. valigarmanda showing up finally is neat. god only knows how much i’m gonna butcher the names though ;-;

i’m so gonna miscall this expac dawntreader instead of dawntrail, thanks narnia

beach episode expac is an excellent way to reset the stakes from endwalker and let some background schemes stew.

we get a caster \o/ i kinda want it to be geomancer, but i dont think it will be because geomancer has been portrayed as just eastern conjurer/astrologian in game so far (through the ast quests).

new melee is probably gonna be scouting (if my shirt prediction is right), i’m hoping its not corsair just because i’m not big on pirates and don’t want yet another sword job. tbf i’m not the target audience for a melee player anyways so don’t mind me lmao.

i’m really surprised we’re bringing all the scions along with us, i was expecting at least a few to be written out and do their own things. i’ll not turn down more g’raha, but the twins? don’t they have shit to do? and y’shtola? this isn’t exactly a complaint, i’m more confused than anything.

similar note, the whole “hey y’all will be divided” thing makes me wonder if we’ll have solo instances fighting against the scions as friendly fights or something. i’d love something like that lol, way back in arr thancred wondered how he’d fare in a fight against the wol and i wanna see it.

erenville tagging along is fun, one of my friends loves him so she’s happy

qol additions all sound great (in game toolbox! glasses and hats! holy shit 2 dyes!) 

the graphics update looks incredible so far, adding more density will help a lot to fleshing out cities and whatnot. the lighting especially looks way better, those shadows look great. hair textures looked way better too. it all looks great lmao.

i really don’t want another island sanctuary style addition, especially if it’s at the expense of exploration zone content. i’m very much not island sanctuary’s target audience and i do not enjoy that content, and conversely loved bozja/eureka. 

the little sidenote about deep dungeons is weird, it sounds like a small rework? i need more information, they only said it in passing and forget the exact words they used. deep dungeons are fun. (the slide says “new plans for deep dungeons” which is. slightly concerning. i’m probably overthinking this way too much tho)

all the concept art was gorgeous

new variant dungeons are gonna be interesting, i like the quality of the ones we have, i sure hope they adjust the rewards though.

more pvp stuff \o/ i suck at pvp but i love hopping in to games, happy to hear there’s more stuff on the way.

free trial through stormblood is fuckin wild, i wonder if they’ll make all of the hydaelyn/zodiark saga free in the future.

xbox still exists? wild.

no comment about the crossover stuff. i don’t like crossovers on a good day. 

from what i understand na fanfest is pretty barebones, so i’m pretty whelmed with what we got. i’m looking forward to future fanfests.

all that said, 0/10 fanfest no hrothgirls i’m in shambles ;-;

[hismercytomyjustice]

Ahhhh!!! My friend let me rant at her about this fic and my issue with [redacted] and I think I can finally escape this hell of my own making without it being OOC!!!

Thank FUCK.

I refuse to make this character back down, goddammit. He would NEVER back down.

I just need him…temporarily distracted in an IC way.

Also, I love every single comment I’ve been getting, but there have been so many talking about how cute the story is and I’m just like…

It will get cute again tho! I swear! I PROMISE! Just…a lot of darker shit to come before we get there!

I am so excited about next week’s chapter, but it heavily features my Tav so I’m very curious to see how people react to it and if they like them or not.

They’re literally my in game Tav. I knew NOTHING about Drow culture when I made them. It let me make a nonbinary Drow! And I was in awe of some of the dialogue options at first. I just picked Drow because I was debating on Tiefling but they didn’t have as many natural buffs and…well, here we are.

I know more about Drow and Drow culture than I ever expected to at this point. I just hope none of what I’ve researched goes against what’s in the game because I DIDN’T KNOW MINTHARA WAS A POTENTIAL COMPANION and I maybe kind of murdered her on sight without ever talking to her…

I have also had to watch so many cut scenes I didn’t get because I romanced Astarion and Astarion only in game. And my party has pretty much solely been made up of my rogue Drow Tav, Astarion, Gale, and Shadowheart with brief switches for character related quests.

Party is WILDLY unbalanced but damn if we haven’t been steamrolling our way through our enemies.

So much blood… so much blood…

I still need to finish the game too. T_T I’m in Act 3 and have taken care of a good chunk of the major stuff but I still have SO MUCH left to do.

And maybe when I finish BG3 and this fanfic, I can finally play the new Stardew Valley update. °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° The game that got me into gaming in the first place.

And the game I already have around 1k hours in across various saves… orz

But I have so many Hazbin fic ideas percolating on the back burner tho, so we’ll see what actually ends up happening.

[oh-no-its-bird]

Izuna would be fucking insufferable actually. Like, he was proven right on virtually every level— Hashirama betrayed Madara w a literal backstab, Tobirama proved he could and would fuck over the Uchiha even in death, the village in general was the downfall of the Uchiha.

Even his brothers pipe dream of "creating a safe for the children" (which he never really got that invested in or believed could become real) is proven wrong w the village and its record of fucking Mr. 6 year old chunin Kakashi and 11 year old ANBU itachi over there.

Nice going on your dream Madara, Izuna fucking TOLD YOU it wasn't gonna work

I don't think Izuna would especially care ab child soldiers, he was one himself and he turned out fiiiine. He will however not just give up on the opportunity to just really rub that salt into the wound of Madara and Hashirama's fucking failure of a dream

Izuna kind of sucks as a guy actually, like, he's good enough for warring states standards person wise— but "warring states standard shinobi" and "modern day standard shinobi" are two very, very different things. There was not much room for mercy or kindness from the era Izuna was from, nor teamwork, and Izuna is used to either being in charge or being directly opposed with little inbetween. I'd say Izuna is out here living his best life but he's really not and is super fucking mad ab everything actually, which just makes him worse.

He's on a trip first to find his brother and find out wtf happened— then when he learns exactly what happened, on a trip to beat the ass of everyone he can get his fucking hands on

@getyourmindrightson

Izuna is out for fucking BLOOD!! Madara, when he catches you Madara—

No but thats literally how it'd go tho. Madara is like omg,, my baby brother,, my sweet baby brother I missed you so much I did all of this for you,, and Izuna is screaming DID I FUCKING ASK YOU TO DO ANY OF THIS !!! DID I FUCKING ASK !!!!! I REMEMBER ASKING FOR SOMETHING BUT IT SURE AS HELL WASNT THIS !!!!!!!!!!

Madara, preaching to a crowd he's basically forcing to listen to him at gunpoint: "my precious little brother was so kind,, he loved the arts, he loved to dance, he shouldn't have been forced to fight, he should have been able to live in peace. Instead he was cut down so ruthlessly, an end he never deserved,,"

And behind him a visibly deranged, activley on fire Izuna is goading Tobirama into one last battle to the death so he can quote, "rip your lungs out through his throat like I should have done the first time"

(Madara is next)

@eularin

Izuna totally wins actually, idk what else happens or changes but the fic ends with Izuna refusing to go back to the pure lands.

"And now we can finally put your poor, tired soul to rest—"

lmao no he's here to stay sorry. Get fucked. He's gonna go hang out with Sasuke and the rest of team Taka and maybe figure out wtf Orochimaru is doing. Fuck you, fuck your village, fuck your Hokage, Izuna is OUT. You'll see him when you see him.

Sasuke is very happy w him staying, they can disown their shitty older brothers and have eachother as brothers instead. Sasuke can go on his quest for redemption or whatever and say it's smthn he has to do alone but Izuna straight up does not give a SHIT, sorry Sasuke he's coming with. Hey let's stop at the theater in the next village! Izuna's missed out on decades of new shows, he has a lot of stuff to catch up on.

But yeah, everyone else can get put to rest or whatever but Izuna is here to stay. Big fuckin boohoo for the majority of ninja society, he's gonna terrorize so many people. There is no escaping him.

Naruto canon ends, final battle is over, everyone's happy and sHIT WHAT IS HE STILL DOING HERE

Fic where, in practicing to get edo tensei right, Orochimaru uses Izuna as a test subject and tries to substitute DNA to make it work, using Suigetsu's bc like it's extra flexible or whatever bc shape change

Edo tensei mermaid Izuna locked in a tube somewhere in Oro's lab,,

He's SO mad about it and has literally no information ab what's going on at all bc hes locked in a fucking tube !!

Bonus points if Orochimaru doesn't even specifically know who he is

They unearthed him w the rest of the founders on a whim but bc no one really requested him specifically, the body just kinda sat there and eventually got mixed in w the rest of the Uchiha corpses, till Orochimaru requests an Uchiha corpse and they shrug and send him over

He still has Madara's eyes too (left alone either by oversight / or bc they decided not to pull them before he got mixed in w the other bodies, who had by then already gotten scooped of their eyes so they assumed he'd already been harvested)

Ok but like. No one even tells him what happened/where he is/that madara made the village. Why would anyone?? The only one Izuna sees regularly is Orochimaru, and he doesn't know those facts would matter??

Izuna doesn't even know what Konoha IS, he isn't gonna recognize the name

From Izuna's perspective, he died in his bed and then BOOM. Tank time.

Orochimaru might tell him it's been some years since his death (thinking he died in the massacre) and even if Izuna doesn't believe him bc like, enemy, enemy territory, he sure as fuck probably won't be thinking "Ah yes it's been decades since my death and my brother went against my dying wishes to make that village"

Tho he might get nervous and start picking up those cues when he sees the tech

Oro mentions offhand that the Uchiha were all killed and Izuna immediatley assumes the Senju won the war and loses it

He'd figure it out eventually obviously (probably after being set free, most likley by Sasuke w Suigetsu) But he'd also probably keep that to himself, bc like, enemy territory n stuff

Mermaid shapeshifter Izuna terrorizes the shinobi world,, Sasuke doesn't know what he just unleashed.

Ok actually but like. Suigetsu's shape-shifting but bc Izuna has a fire chalra nature, make it liquid fire shape-shifting. Fuckin, fire mermaid Izuna. He has an awful time retaining his form and actually for the first chunk of time, him being in that tube is genuinley just for the best. He keeps turning into liquid fire with no real solid body and can't put himself back together for hours.

Izuna hears his brother is still alive and running Akatsuki and is so down to clown till he realizes THATS NOT HIS FUCKING BROTHER HOW DARE YOU USE HIS NAME

Anyways oh my god Izuna on team Taka,,

He and Sasuke would be SUCH a dynamic actually, they look alike so much?? Sasuke doesn't recognize him but he's clearly a close relation, so there's some mystery there. Sasuke is like super shaken by finding a member of his clan and Izuna, by that point aware that apparently the rest of his clan is dead, is sticking to him like GLUE. Sasuke is bitchy little brother coded and Izuna understands this is probably karma bc he is also bitchy little brother coded

They probably clash a lot, especially bc both are expecting to be in charge here, but ultimately I think they'd get along better than Sasuke does most people, and there's also that bonus vulnerability of like. Izuna is an older Uchiha boy who's trying to brother him (with a noticeably different brother-ing style to Itachi too) and Sasuke has been alone for so, so long.

Sasuke accidentally calls him nii-san then promptly has several break downs about it

Suigetsu and Izuna either get along ALARMINGLY well or they hate eachother. I think I wanna go with the first bc it sounds more fun. They couldn't talk to eachother in the tanks but they could still see eachother, so maybe they kind of developed some sort of code to communicate?

They are "cause problems on purpose" friends. They're also "wdym I can't kill him???" *looks of genuine confusion* buddies. They're giving Sasuke the biggest headache actually, someone stop them. If you leave them to "take care" of a problem, there will be carnage.

Also, like, Izuna literally has Suigetsu's DNA in him. That's a thing.

Mmm maybe some complex thoughts ab how Izuna has effectively become a bloodline thief against his will (the ULTIMATE taboo for shinobi from his era) and he's like, actually fucked up about it.

Running joke where they refer to each other as cousins, could be funny. They argue over who's the bastard child (it's Izuna obviously but he won't just take that title lying down)

Izuna is like, in his 20s, and Karin is around 16 or 17 at this time I think?? She definatley has a bit of a crush on him (which helps take the edge off Sasuke) but like, he's not acknowledging that beyond patting her on the head. She'll get over it eventually. (Sasuke hides behind Izuna when Karin is trying to flirt w him and Izuna absoloutley laughs at them both)

Izuna is actually really impressed w Karin's sensing abilities specifically. I think he'd be a bit on edge around her at first, bc Uzumaki -> Senju ally. But he'd quickly assume she's a deserter (he has no idea the Uzumaki are pretty much wiped out rip) and becomes cautiously chill after a minute or two (also when he first escapes, he REALLY doesn't have the luxury to pick and choose his allies. He's instantly attached to Sasuke and cautiously fond of Suigetsu, and Karin seems to have Sasuke's trust at least, so he'll keep an eye on it but otherwise trust Sasuke's judgment)

Izuna and Karin besties arc where they paint eachothers nails is a must. I love the take that Izuna is really into fashion n stuff and he and Karin should like, trade hair tips or smthn. Karin knows modern soap brands where as Izuna bought his soaps from clan vendors who no longer fucking exist, so like, it's definatley helpful.

Karin is the only one of them to have any real hint of where tf Izuna came from (tho even she doesn't have the full details) it'd be cool if she was the one to figure out more details ab his general mystery— maybe something about her chakra sensing gives her a hint as to how old he really is?? Or she finds the paper trail that hints towards the bodies being mixed up???? Idk but she deserves to have an "aha!" moment

Also Izuna's medical knowledge/standards are NOT up to modern and Karin is so mad about it, she's giving him hella lessons on first aid n shit and he's very, very interested in all this free medical knowledge

I know the least about Jugo so bear with me on this one pls— I think Izuna would find Jugo to be pretty fascinating as a person actually. He enjoys tentatively poking him with sticks, and comes to genuinley like him as a person (when he's calm) pretty quickly

Also cats love Izuna so he gets bonus points from Jugo bc of that, they can bond while petting Izuna's contracted cats or smthn idk

Yeah I really don't know much ab Jugo so that's all I have to offer sorry

Ok let's backtrack a bit, back to Orochimaru ->

Fun scene towards the very start of the fic, where Izuna still has no fucking clue what's going on, but recognizes Orochimaru as a member of the Orochi clan. He says as much, and Orochimaru has to pause.

No one's mentioned his clan to him in years. They haven't been relevant in Konoha since Orochimaru was born— even before that, they were barley relevant. Izuna should not know who they are.

(The only reason he does know is bc they had a neutral to positive relationship w the Uchiha back in the warring era, and Izuna had visited them once before)

Immediatley, Orochimaru is squinting at this guy. He's giving Danzo a ring asking who exactly he got sent over, but Danzo doesn't actually have anything to offer him??? The paperwork is a mess and there were a LOT of Uchiha. He's not registered as a shinobi tho.

Hmmmm.... ok.

Orochimaru is suddenly aware there's some kind of mystery here now, which is dangerous for Izuna. Izuna is, again, in enemy territory, and he's able to pick up on the fact that Orochimaru doesn't actually know who he is. This ofc means that HE sure as hell won't be telling him.

Maybe he bares his teeth and sarcastically says he's the second coming of Uchiha Madara (not even that big of a lie when u think ab it)

Pivoting time ->

Izuna is listed in the data books as like, being equally as talented as Madara and I think we should talk ab that more actually

I love Tobirama but he really did get him by surprise

Izuna just got cocky and taken by surprise!!

HE DIDNT EVEN GET COCKY HE JUST LOGICALLY DIDNT EXPECT TOBIRAMA TO FUCKING INVENT TELEPORTATION

Then he went down in the history books both in canon and out of it as the weakest of the 4, that's so tragic

Izuna gets mermaid edo tenseid and (once people know who he is) everyone is like "Ok well at least he's uhh. The weakest of the 4 right?? I mean tobirama killed him when they were like only 19/20 so we'll probably be fine???"

Then he just fucking bodies them all bc hes a nightmare actually AND on whatever special test trial edo tensei steroids they gave him

Izuna is fueled on rage and spite and he's full up on both

Imagine he gets the full story of everything that happened while he was dead too, like.

Ok so Madara goes against his EXPRESS dying wishes and makes his village. (what the fuck!!) Then backs out (yay!!) but in an awful way that effectively fucks over the entire clan for years to come (nii-san what the FUCK)

Then gets literally backstabbed by Hashirama (HE FUCKING TOLD YOU!!! WHAT DID HE FUCKING SAY!!!!!)

Then the Uchiha seem to thrive and like. Ok. He's still mad about it, but at least something... kind of nice came out of it.

THEN BOTH THE VILLAGE AND MADARA'S(?????) SCHEMES KILL THEIR ENTIRE CLAN

Izuna is SO mad at literally everyone, holy shit. The only one safe from his rage is Hikaku, god rest his poor, poor soul

Actually, I think it'd be funny if Izuna was like, indescribably extra awful mad at everyone— but then is like. Normal mad amounts at Tobirama, who was a bitch but at least didn't seem to carry on a personal fucking vendetta against the Uchiha like EVERYONE ELSE INCLUDING FUCKING MADARA FOR SOME GODDAMN REASON

Izuna is going like, "FUCK you, FUCK you, OH, EXTRA FUCK YOU—" then squints at Tobirama and goes "...fuck you." Then goes back to screaming

To be clear, Tobirama absolutely contributed to the end of the Uchiha, but like. A) it'd be funny, and B) at least his seemed slightly less on purpose than literally everyone else

There's also I think a difference of like. Izuna never expected Tobirama to suddenly turn around and be pro Uchiha

Where as everyone else (again, including his brother!!) Was like. A genuine betrayal

Tobirama fucking over the clan was never a surprise

He never pretended to be on their side (like Hashirama lowkey did)

Tobirama vs Izuna but it's them getting to relive their rivalry where as Izuna vs literally anyone else is emotionally charged as hell and filled with demented screaming

Leaving it there for now, I might actually try to write this one but who tf knows

[noro-noro-noro]

dreams again! 1: travelling with family. dad puts spiders in my shower 2: go left for the offering & go right to give it to god, who looks like cyno unfortunately. then get scammed 3: replacing god was a bad idea so we go break him out. then we start microwaving shit baby!  4: buildings come from the sky (we are underlevelled)

dream I was travelling with dad's wir.of the family. dad & i shared a room with my cousin M. the bathroom was kinda weird, the showers were separated by one wall and had a fonndcting door..there were green spiders. my dad accidentally released 40 green spiders into the bathroom while I was showering and I didn't really appreciate it all thwt much so I picked.up.this dead 4 inch long orb weaver and threw it at him. he caught it and put it in a bowl.to prank my uncle with later.

then I woke up bc my sister came in after getting breakfast with my dad and saw my stuffed animal was on the ground so she put it on top of me. she also brought me some jelly!! which im gonna eat!!!!!

the seofne dream was based on something I'd played beforez 2d side scroller located in the desert. you needed to go all the way to the left to find this thing, & then all the way to the right to find god & offer the thing to him & he'll give.you his powers. you needed every artifact you found to conquer the challenges at the end of the right side . I only remember one that made you jump uncontrollably on platforms that were on fire rather than give you knockback and pains. anyway me f this other guy were racing or maybe partners? but when we finally got to the top of the final plateau god was there it was cyno & he granted the powers to my friend bc he had more armor on.

3: something else about cyno. I think my friend in the armor ended up being corrupt and evil & enslaving people & making sure they.livrd their lives in misery that they believe they deserved so the rest of us hatched a plan to break cyno out of the desert ruins & restore.him. I had.a skateboard that made.me.fly. I don't remember the details super well but there were a lot of people q lot of different moving parts we summoned a pyramid from below the desert and wrnt through it.there was s girl who seemed.to have a crush on cyno - was jealous of how close I was with him.

eventually we all ended up in this area that looked like my elementary school playground, specifically the field that the track went around. nighttime. some bonfires. I went into a room where people were microwaving random stuff and then you could lay claim, kind of like.thr luggage opening things where you can buy a suitcase that got left behind at the airport. one of the microwave bags was stuff that belinged.to.me that I thought I lost so I grabbed all of it and everyone was mad about that. some of my irl friends were there too & also irl people i didn’t like that much. 

4: back outside and it was the 2d aidescrolled again. I was there with yelan and one normal person that wasn't from that stipid game. anyway several small buildings appeared from the sky and thunked down and changed the color of the surrounding ground from.sand.ro blue to green to lavender. one of the buildings had a slinky in it thst you were supposed to put things in for them to get in there. like a quest you had 2 minutes to submit something new & we caught this sand worm with two mouths and a vicious bite and were trying to force it down te slinky but it wojldnt go. I found a chunk of a sandwich I hadn't finished yet so I ate that instead. the nee buildings were all festuring things and mechsnics we didn't understand yet & if you die you die forever so we were unsure and a bit scared..... I got a drink through the slinky and I was allowed to eat it tho it was good

[seelestia]

v v true!!! oooh omg i remember watching coraline. i'm not much of a horror movie fan (says the one who writes stuff like yandere lmao) so honestly speaking that movie creeped me out esp the eyes halkjfdlakjsd i'm a scaredy cat yup- corpse bride was a delight to watch tho! comfort movies... hmmm. here's the thing, i... i don't watch a lot of movies hahahh 

both you gotta do both. remember to not always give in to that charming smile and scold him sometimes lmao awh lil tsundere lia and the deredere ayato.... new trope unlocked? ;) hsldjfl that sounds very cute and adventurous...... i'd imagine if i caught you two sneaking about at night i'll shut my lips (nepotism at its finest-) and silently sends you away- oh dear hello professor zhongli fancy seeing you here so late at night wow sure is sunny tonight huh haha haha oops i mean moony uh um heh-

THAT WOULD LITERALLY BE ME omg i'll nestle right onto his sides and tuck myself in a floofy blanket and fall asleep hearing his soft breathing. heizou would talk your ears off throughout the movie. somehow predicts the movie's plot within the first ten minutes of watching. welp since the movie's spoiled anyway let's just sleep 😴 

ooooh i am e.x.c.i.t.e.d!!! lmao oh no is this my cue to swoop in to grab zhongli's hand and propose like "I HAVE MONEY YOU CAN USE IT"-

lia. lia i have seen you fawn over scara on your priv. you're down bad. the gremlin man has taken hold of you hsldjfklsd have you seen his teaser? and the voicelines? my god. i am so glad i'll be pulling for him. dw i shall take a lot of screenshots hehehehehehe

we've got meteors and air blades falling from the sky.... next we know al haitham's burst would be durians falling from the sky or something- /j

you're finally welcoming your beloved in your arms!!! woooo!!! so. when's the wedding gonna be at- /lh

it's ok if their back aches we can always pull them aside and persuade them to spend time with us with a massage ✨

well, rin jie, you're stuck with me because i love horror movies (but i prefer psychological horror that makes me take a step back to think) 🤫 i am linking my arms with you so you cannot escape as we speak, hehe. (/lh) and dw abt not being much of a movie watcher, comfort comes in many ways and objects like food and blankets and zhongli's arms—

i am pretty good at scolding people without being a spoilsport (and i always happen to get attracted to brats with brains heizou and scara), so rest assured ayato is left under good supervision! >:) AND I SWEAR I AM A HOSTAGE-TURNED ACCOMPLICE... rin jie, your kindness will be the kickstart to my nepo baby era. (/j) but i'll do my best to make you proud! you can trust me on potions and herbology ;D i think ayato would excel at charms and have lots of interest in the study of ancient runes?? but wbu, what subjects would you and oh-so gracious professor zhongli would teach?? hehe, my fav couple to tease and giggle at as long as i don't get points off hufflepuff >:3c (/lh)

and i've gotta say that zhongli genuinely looks like he'd be the warmest and coziest to cuddle out of all the men?? i'm not sure if it's the earthy color palette he has, but i still gotta hand it to you 🤧 ayato's is also cozy since you get bonuses of having your hair smoothened and played with whilst you snooze on his chest or maybe i'm just biased, HELP??

yes, i've finally put aside my pride to admit that i am now an official scara kisser. i can't believe i have way more posts on my priv about denying scara instead of expressing my love for ayato 😮‍💨 i'm not sure if you played thru the interlude quest but lmk if you did because that quest was the final push for me personally, UUUUUU. OH AND DO SEND ME THOSE SCREENSHOTS 👀 make him do a michael jackson spin in the air (/j)

I SAW ALHAITHAM'S LEAKS... and iirc, the names for his talents are literally topics in physics??? THIS MAN 😭 good luck getting him soon, rin jie! it seems yaoyao will be on his banner?? she's super cute, but i'm still waiting for kaveh tho fhejkskek. OH AND I HOPE YOU'LL WIN THE 50/50 FOR AYATO TOO! <3 this update's 2nd phase is about to be my spending phase because i'll be pulling for ei on 50/50 after i get ayato 🤧 i think ei + ayato will be a good combo, so i'm really hoping i get her! if not, then guaranteed for alhaitham maybe?? or i'll save for another rerun or for future fontaine characters >:)

[thedumbasscourier]

Fallout companion meme! recently got tagged by @goblin-deity​ ! taggin @wanshotta​ @egopoiesis​ and @daggertongue​ and anyone else really who’d like to do it! 

putting this under a read more cause this is way longer than I thought it be oops

name: Zac Dick

location: During the day he can be found outside of the Novac Motel with his dog Cooper. At night he can be found in his motel room.

hire: “It’s been a few since I last traveled with someone. It’ll be nice to get around again.” / (bad karma/Legion run) “Sorry, but I don’t run with the likes of you.”

use melee: “I’m a bit better with my rifle, but I’ll be sure to hold up.”

use ranged: “I’ll show ‘em just what it means to be a ranger.”

open inventory: “Just don’t start using me like a pack brahmin, okay?” / overburnded: “You started using me like a pack brahmin...”

stay close: “I’ve got your back as long as you have my blind side.”

keep distance: “They won’t even know there’s two of us.”

stealth: 

be passive: “I’ll wait on your cue.”

be aggressive: “No one will be left standing.”

use stimpack: “Thanks.. Really needed that.”

wait here: “I won’t be going far.”

follow me: “We’ve got a lot of klicks to cover, so let’s get to.”

combat starts: “Hope you’re ready cause this rodeo has started!”

death: 

send to lucky 38: “Ah, the Strip. Where many get drunk and gamble, and I’m stuck in a room.”

send home: “Well, you’ll know where to find me. I’ll be back in Novac.”

aggression: not aggressive / aggressive / very aggressive / frenzied

confidence: cowardly / cautious / average / brave / foolhardy

assistance: helps no one / helps allies / helps allies and friends

karma: very good

companion quest: Gunslingers Glory: With enough affinity Zac will express a desire to head to Boulder City. If the player takes him up on it, they can ask about why he wanted to go there. He’ll explain his role in the first battle of Hoover Dam and will express some doubts about himself, specifically about him and his relationship to the NCR. The player can either try and ease some doubts or belittle him for it. 

The next part for Zac’s quest involves Forlorn Hope, in which he’ll make comments after objectives are done, and the players choices help count which choice he’ll make at the end of his quest. Though repeatedly failing these quests will make him mad. 

The finally part of Zac’s quest happens after the player leaves the building after dealing with chief Hanlon. He’ll express his doubts again and his doubts on the upcoming battle. He’ll ask the player what they think; should he reenlist, or forget about it all together? The player can tell him to reenlist, to stay as he is, or that the choice is up to him (he’ll decide to stay as is). The player can also get mad at him for bringing it up again, in which he will just leave and not be recruit-able again. 

additionally: If Zac reenlists he’ll gain an upgraded version of his current armor, granting him a boost to his DT. If he doesn’t his armor will be changed to just the duster without the armor, granting him a boost to his melee weapon skill.

companion perk: Ranger Trained: While Zac is the active companion the player receives a buff towards both their guns skill and melee weapons skill. (+10 points towards both skills)

Under the cut here is extra stuff that I do have down for Zac’s actual companion mod, it’s not part of the meme! (if can be if you want tho). It’s some of his idle chatter and his specific location chatter.

Idle chat: “You'd think by now we would ride the brahmin, or even the big horners. Hell, the radscorpions are big enough to ride.” 

“It's a shame the geckos around here are aggressive. I quite like them.“

“There never seems to be a boring day out on the Mojave.“

“Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you.. Ha! I kid, I kid.”

“You ever wonder how it would be like to live a pre-war life? Without everything being a wasteland?“

Specific location chat: “Ah Novac... Home sweet motel.” (Novac ofc)

“While we’re here I hope you don’t mind if I do some catching up here and there.” (at Camp MacCarren)

“It’s quite the quaint little place here. It’s nice.” (at Goodsprings)

“Ah... I’d rather not spend too much time here, if you don’t mind. Bad memories.” (at Camp Forlorn Hope)

“Vice, vice, and more vice. Hope you got some sort of virtue to get you through here.” (at The Strip)

“What kinda suit is that?” (at Benny, The Tops)

[ladynicte]

Wait, if Nico becomes one of The Seven, does that mean in turn, that Percy was the one who got locked up in a Jar, after getting thrown into Tartarus, cuz my poor boy then, can't catch a break.

And Nico dreaming about Percy incarcerated, but being unable to help him, makes me even sadder, in that case.

Percy would want to stay there by Nico's side as much as humanly possible, but he would know he just can't. Like, Percy would get it so well, wanting to desperately protect somebody from their own fate, because that's literally what he just went through, on his own prophecy all these years, but exactly because it happened to him, he understands that is now Nico's turn of confronting his Fate, and taking charge of it. And that's something that only Nico can do for himself.

So, Percy would super super worriedly wish him and Hazel good luck on their Quest. The whole time he's like, if anything happens to either one of you, somebody is gonna die for it. And well, he is the Son of Hades, Hero of Olympus, and everything else, so yeah, pretty effective treath there.

But as well, Percy would be so proud of Nico for basically leading his first Quest ever, and getting his own big prophecy, though obviously, Percy would prefer if they all could just live peaceful lives, they are still demigods tho, so he's just glad Nico is making it directly to Elysium, if nothing else.

And, once Nico makes it back to Camp, it's his turn to experience all the anguish that Percy felt with him when he went missing, when he's so ready to proudly declare that not only did he Hazel and Frank not die, but also, they succeeded, and Percy just isn't there.

It's such good angst and heartbreak, to think about Percy, who's just so glad, because he can finally rest for a while, now that the world is apparently no longer in a constant doom state, and he finally made it past 16, and he thinks maybe he and Nico will finally get to belong for real into Camp, because hey, is hard to scoff at the guys who literally just saved the entire world, right.

And it does work out, for a bit, Percy even gets his own Cabin built, and is no longer forced to room with the more than dozen Hermes children, he liked them for real, but c'mon, and Nico gets some real respect too, for once.

Then, one day, Nico just isn't at Camp anymore, and sure, the sea doesn't like to be restrained and whatever, but Percy knows that at least when Nico leaves, at some point he comes back, and this time, he doesn't come back, and Percy doesn't know what to do, because it's just like the first time Nico went missing, nobody really cares except for him.

I think Percy wouldn't be as adept to shadowtravelling as canon Nico is, but he would still put all his effort into going anywhere he thinks Nico could be at. It's the first time Percy is this actively breaking the Camp's rules, but he needs to find Nico.

Then eventually, Percy sees no other option but, to go to The Underworld, because he knows Nico isn't dead, but if he's apparently not in the surface at all, where else could he possibly be, and knowing where Nico is at all, even if it's a terrible place, is better than not knowing.

Percy doesn't find Nico, but he does obtain a new little sister.

Hazel as Percy's sister is so cute, I can imagine him just super panicking, and caring so much over her, and Hazel is just like, you do know I'm like 70 years older than you, right. (He knows, but still, Hazel is officially little sister here, so he's gonna fuzz over her)

She would help Percy calm down, because she gets it, really. And Percy feels silly he needs so much reassurance, but he's so glad he's found it alongside Hazel.

I think that when Nico first makes it to Camp Jupiter, he would start up really broody, because first of all he's memoryless and homeless again, but also, because everybody everywhere he goes always treats him like just some unpredictable scary force of nature, and not like a person, and Camp Jupiter isn't any different.

But Hazel is there, she knows, she's the daughter of a scary God too, and a newbie as well, so she immediately declares that hey they can be the scary people together.

And they become friends. Hazel notes that Nico sounds a whole lot like that guy her brother seems to be desperately searching for, but she doesn't connect it, until she actually sees them meet again.

Ohh and Nico remembering Percy's name, not knowing where he came from, who he is at all, what he was doing before, or even really what year or century it even is anymore. But he does know Percy Jackson.

And Nico thinks, that maybe, if somehow, he can find this person again, everything will turn out okay, at the end.

I can just imagine the immediate wave of relief when Percy sees Nico, and he's there and alive and even if he doesn't remember anything else, at least he remembers Percy.

I picture son of Poseidon Nico as still having a pretty weak constitution and getting tired and exhausted from his powers pretty easily when he starts overdoing it

But specifically, Nico with the Poseidon bloodline, I picture him just like dissolving, becoming many many droplets of sea water.

He would usually hit his limit and dissolve when he's already on water, so others would just have to wait it out a little bit, while Nico's pulling himself back together.

At first they don't even realize he's straight up dissolving, and figure out that he's just going underwater to swim around a bit, and recuperate his strength before coming back up.

But one time, Nico hits his limit while fighting on earth, and somebody like Percy just has to dive right in, and catch the droplets on a bucket or something, because nobody knows what would happen if they didn't, and they sure as hell don't wanna be finding out in the middle of a Quest.

This process Nico goes through also makes him feel more isolated, as other people, sometimes point out that it's a lot like what monsters go through once they are killed, and then reformed

Fortunately, anybody who says anything like that in the earshot of any of Nico's friends, is immediately getting sent to the Aether

[artsybookworms]

A pointless thread in which I rate the PJO books:

10/10: A classic. One of the things I love about these books is Percy’s narration. He’s so endearing and witty and I immediately wanted to root for him. Also, this was a very good introduction to new characters. Even the minor ones feel like real people who you can love and cheer on. The plot is fun and well-paced while being surprisingly heart-warming.

9/10: Tyson appears!! I honestly love the internal conflict in this book. I wrote a whole post about this, but in a nutshell, the main characters (who in YA typically have “forgivable flaws” like being too nice or some bs like that) struggle with real issues like prejudices against another character. These flaws aren’t pretty, and in fact, make Percy and Annabeth kind of unlikeable. But they learn through their time with Tyson that he’s not so different than they are, and they form a love and friendship for one another. This is such an important lesson to be teaching young kids who are entering schools where they’ll be faced with a variety of people and cultures. The plot itself is enjoyable and I love young, awkward Percabeth, although I still prefer TLT.

9/10: First of all, I love that Percy gives no shits about the prophecy or the gods. His best friend is in trouble and gods be damned he’s going to help her. (Budding Percabeth ahhhh). The plot is exciting and I love the introduction of Rachel! One of my favorite characters tbh. This is probably controversial, but I never really got attached to Bianca, so her death wasn’t that sad to me. I was honestly just worried about Nico’s well-being and how it would affect his relationship with Percy. Overall, it’s a solid book, and the character development is *chef’s kiss*. Also, this is literally so minor but Percy and Thalia’s fight where he lifts all the water out of the lake and is about to like,, launch it at her?? That scene ruined me as a kid plss it was so hot

9/10: Alright I know some people don’t like that Rick pit two girls against each other in this book, but I’m gonna be honest, I don’t think it’s that big of a deal. Like,, they’re 14 year olds? I think it’s normal to have petty fights about a boy they like, especially when they’re forced to spend hours of time together on a quest. It’s not like Percy isn’t jealous either—remember how he reacts when he thinks Annabeth’s joining the Hunters or notices that she has a crush on Luke? Also, Annabeth is written as a well-rounded character; I don’t think it’s fair to say it’s sexist to have a scene where she’s jealous of another girl. Jealousy is a normal flaw to have, and people are more than their flaws. If you want to pick out flaws in the Riordanverse books, there are plenty to choose from. This ain’t it💀 Idk maybe I need to reread it, but Percy, Annabeth, and Rachel are some of my favorite characters, and I liked that we got to see them interact with one another. Anyways, I also loved the introduction of Calypso! That whole scene was so soft and honestly heartbreaking. But of course, I have to talk about the Percabeth kiss. What a scene😭 Something I really appreciate about PJO is that the romance is a slow burn. It’s obvious they’re going to get together, but not in the boring way. Their relationship feels natural, well-paced, and so satisfying when they finally act on their feelings for each other. Ugh. I’m so lonely.

10/10: The River Styx scene?? Annabeth’s literally his tether to the real world,, I’m sobbing. Honestly, this whole book is chock full of quality Percabeth moments. There are so many good scenes in TLO tho; I really feel like it was a good conclusion to the series. Beckendorf’s death? Absolutely tragic. Silena’s death? Heartbreaking. Clarisse killing the drakon and dragging its corpse around after? I’m gonna go feral. Percy turning down immortality?? Demanding that the gods take care of their children instead?? This is why he doesn’t suffer from main character syndrome!! We stan!! My standards are unachievably high!!

All in all, PJO is such a good book series. The characters feel real, the conflicts are well-developed, and the payoff is satisfying. It has such a tight plot—there are very few parts that feel pointless or like filler. It has its flaws, but Rick seems genuine about learning and improving his representation and supporting authors who are better qualified to tell their stories. PJO will always be something near and dear to my heart.

[thestalkerbunny]

TSB Plays Legends Arceus Part 25

I Wish you two would not show up. At 7am. And have these conversations just. Right outside my house. Like. I get it. You....You two hate love each other. I’m pretty sure at one point, your bloodlines are gonna TOUCH and I’m pretty sure it’s gonna be YOU TWO to do it. But like. These walls are so thin. SO thin. Whoever is in the house NEXT to me has a VERY active and loud sex life. The other neighbor SNORES. And you two keep rolling up. RIGHT next to my house. To yell at each other. Please.  For the LOVE of a HORSEY GOD.

It’s 7am. We did not have to have this meeting to make this statement. Can’t you ever just send me a LETTER?

Oh Jesus, Finaly Noble? About TIME. After this I can take a BREAK? Maybe take up hat weaving? Get some new standels cause the ones I got now? Busted to all hell walking around doing ya’lls Chores for you.

Look if we’re being honest, I’m not really a Salvation. I’m just a person who has trouble saying NO to things. Almost like this game is rigged so I can’t say no.

Avalugg? Ya’ll have them here? It GETS that cold? I thought they were native to Kalos. What are they doing this far East?

Well  yeah, it’s believed an Avalugg sunk the Titanic while it was on a migratory path from Greenland and the boat accidentally rammed it. Sank the damn thing. Most everyone was okay tho, it was moving slow enough for people to climb on it’s back.

Raising your voice. You need to STOP yelling. I reiterate.

7 AM.

Hush.

And you guys are literally colonists from another war torn country. You are ALSO aliens to this country. So nobody’s hands are really CLEAN here, so let’s put that ACCUSATORY TONE AWAY.

I-

YOU. IT’S YOU. THE EVERYONE IS JUST YOU. Everyone else is literally COOL with me. The Pickle lady, the kids in the village, the FARMERS, the BUIZEL Dude, BENI AT THE MOCHI PLACE, the fashion lady-Literally everyone gives me the time of day while as YOU act like I’m running in here with a LOCKED AND LOADED STUNKY UNDER MY ARM. You’re the one with the problem with me.

Cyllene? Girl you good?

Jesus girl why you in the floor, did you fall what are-

Wurm.

Wurm.

Nothing you can ever say or do will ever remove the fact I SAW that entire interaction you just had with a Wurmple, Cyllene. I’m going to go back to the future, I’m going to track down Cyrus and TELL HIM he’s desendend of a WORM COWARD.

Yeah no, they’re notoriously peaceful, they’re actually similar to Wailords and eat copious amounts of Krill from the ocean.

Fair point; this is the first time in any of these LORD QUESTS that it makes feasible sense for me to intervene cause that could be an actual THREAT to people.

Oh so....so you DONT think I should go? So the first time I think it’s PLAUSIBLE to go just CHECK IN ON SHIT with good reason-you’re like, nah let’s just stay home.

That has never STOPPED any of you before in the context of sending me into danger. Are we finally growing a conscious?

They’re BIG What’s more to understand.

I don’t know. What does that guy even have going on besides moustache grooming and RAISING HIS VOICE AT PEOPLE? Maybe he’s just a control freak?

Sosig man. That’s what you are. Sosig man.

Thank you Rei, I’ll bring you back a snowball.

Don’t worry I have one thing ya’ll don’t have.

I got me some SNOW SHOES.

[cow-smells]

Party Favors (Eli “Hawk” Moskowitz / reader)

Request:  Can I have one for a Hawk smut where he’s having a little pool party and  the reader is usually always wearing modest/baggy clothing but she wore  a pretty sexy bikini to the party and everybody is shocked cuz she is  hiding a super nice body under all those clothing. Hawk gets a boner  seeing her and has to go inside the house to fix his problem and the  reader goes inside the house and catches him and offers him some help  and he’s shocked because she seems innocent. Basically a version of that  fast time at ridgemont high bikini scene lol  (for: @le-fashionmwah )​  

A/N: there’s been an influx of requests for Hawk smut so I really hope this hits the spot lol. felt really dirty writing this even tho its probs not that bad?? idk. lemme know. also, for some reason i only looked up that scene/movie halfway in to writing this, so i hope this is somewhat what you visioned

Words: 1582

Warnings: nsfw :)

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It had been a couple of months since your family moved to California, and you were loving it.

You befriended the Cobra Kais as soon as you started school and they had invited you to a pool party today at Sam's house.

You were a little bit reluctant to go at first, preferring to keep your weekends to yourself, reading a good book all curled up in one of the over sized hoodies you usually wore; that was, until Hawk came along.

    “Come on,” he whined to you a couple of days earlier. “Miguel's going to be all up in Sam's ass and I'll be bored as hell. You gotta come keep me company.”

You hated to admit it, but you were putty in his hands. You were nursing an ever growing crush on Hawk from the moment you first layed eyes on him; so naturally, you were easily convinced. You were desperate to make a move on him, but you were still new and friendless other then the Cobra Kais; you feared making a wrong move and losing them all.

    That is how you came to find yourself in Sam's back yard, trying to recognize familiar faces. You arrived with Miguel who as per Hawks prediction quickly abandoned you to chase after Sam, leaving you to fend for yourself. You scanned the yard filled with your peers; you couldn't recognize anyone – at least, not by name. Taking your phone out of your hoodie, you tried calling Hawk to no avail. He didn't pick up.

Assuming he wasn't answering because he was driving over (you didn't want to think he might have decided to pass on the party after convincing you to come), you decided to do the only thing there was left to do at a pool party – go for a swim.

    You took a deep breath and took hold of your over sized hoodie, pulling it up and off of you, leaving you in nothing but the new bikini you got just for this (and maybe, just maybe, for Hawk too).

    You didn't notice the many pairs of eyes that were suddenly focused on you.

Embracing the carefree air of the party, you jumped in to the deep end of the pool, letting your body sink for a moment before propelling yourself up to breathe. The cold water woke up your senses, letting you forget about your previous shyness if only a little. You swam to the edge of the pool and pushed yourself up to sit on the ledge.

    “You're the new girl,” a voice suddenly asked. Looking aside, it was a boy you recognized from English class. He allowed himself to take a seat by you. “sit behind me in English, right?”

    “Yeah,” you smile, happy to have been noticed. You two go on with your small talk for a little while until an extremely recognizable figure walked out the house.

    “Hawk!” you called, more eager than you probably should have. You excused yourself from the boy who acted as a pleasant distraction, rising to your feet and making your way over to him, your bikini dripping heavily.

    It took Hawk a heavy moment until he responded, his jaw slightly slacked as you came to stand in front of him.

    “Hi,” he finally said, feeling his mouth dry. Hawk had to train his eyes intensely on yours, lest they venture downwards.

    “Took you long enough,” you tease, nudging his arm playfully. “oh, sorry,” you apologize at seeing the spot you touched become dark with moisture. “I'm wet.”

    Yes, you are, Hawk thought to himself.

A slight gust of wind hits you, and you cross your arms under your chest, trying to preserve your heat.

    Hawk looks aside bashfully, heart pounding at your now even-further pronounced breasts. “I, um,” he mutters, “forgot my bike running. I'll be right back.”

Without a second glance to you, Hawk leaves in a rush.

You see him through a window and to your surprise, he doesn't leave the house. He detours to a bathroom.

You felt confused and slightly offended – what was the rush to leave you like that, after you greeted him so publicly too? Was he... embarrassed to be seen with you?

The negative thoughts began plaguing your mind; there was only one way to settle this, you decided. With that, you entered the house to confront him.

    You're two steps in to the living room when Moon gets an eyeful of you. “Damn, Y/n!” she surveys your scantily clad body with a grin. “You were hiding that under all those layers? Good for you, girl,” she winks. Your quest to Hawk continues with reddened cheeks and a little grin.

    You reach the bathroom you saw Hawk enter and knock, calling his name.

    “What?” Hawk replies, his voice strained and perhaps agitated.

    “I'm coming in,” you declare boldly, turning the door handle and prying it open.

    “No, don't -” Hawk begins, but it's too late. You're already in.

Hawk's face is red, his shirt is tousled – which brings your eyes down to his unbuttoned jeans, and a prominent bulge coming from them.

    Your eyes widen as you realize what you just walked in to. “Oh.”

Hawk looks just about ready to bury himself alive. “Would you get out already?”

You space out for a moment as your brain runs through the course of events. He walked in, saw you, left with a boner.

    Huh.

    “I can leave,” you finally reply. “or,” his eyes lighten in confusion. “I can help you out.”

    “Help – help me out?” Hawk stutters and he scolds himself for acting so timidly, like Eli rather than Hawk. He needed to regain control of the situation.

You shut the bathroom door, making sure to lock it. Walking up close to him, Hawk looks down at you, trying so hard to regain his composure. You sink down to your knees.

    He nearly protests, cowers away, asks what you're doing. But then he doesn't. He's Hawk, and Hawk doesn't back away when the girl he's infatuated with is eye-level with his dick. He stays put. He takes control.

Your hand goes to caress his hardness over his clothes. Hawk one-ups you and pushes his jeans and boxers down, revealing himself to you completely. His hand weaves through your hair, letting him see your expression better.

He's worried, for a moment, that he might have taken things too far, read you incorrectly. A thought that's quick to leave his mind once your tongue is on his tip.

    He thinks his heart might actually beat out of his chest. He would have never, not in his wildest dreams, be able to imagine this scenario happening in real life. Although he wanted you for a while now, he didn't think you returned his feelings. Besides that, you were usually modest, you clothing hiding your body under it and you never flirting with anyone. He'd never peg you for the type to go down on him in a bathroom during a party with half your school year just out the door.

    Hawk groans as you slide your tongue from his tip to his balls, cupping them in your hand. It's nearly overwhelming to him when you spit in your hand and begin to pump his shaft.

Hawks grip on your hair tightens; you take him in your mouth. Hawk can't help the throaty moan that leaves him as you take him as deeply as you can, hollowing your cheeks as you pull away.

His free hand comes behind your head and his fingers find the strings holding up your bikini, which he allows himself to pull on until they sever and the top of your bikini comes loose.

    Finally taking control, Hawk uses his grip on your hair to guide you on and off his dick, making you take him deeply enough you have to relax your throat to accommodate him.

    “You're such a good girl for me,” Hawk groans as he gazes down at you with his dick in your warm mouth. “you take me so well.”

Your heart swells at the compliment, at the clear pleasure you're bringing him.

    Hawks moans rise in volume and his hips rut gently forward while he holds your head in place. Without warning a gust of warm liquid pools in your mouth. Hawk pulls out and before you can think to move he cums, white strands painting your lips and cheeks before dripping down to your bare breasts.

You swallow what made it to your mouth and look at Hawk towering above you. He looked absolutely spent... and content.

Hawk helped you to your feet, this time allowing himself to stare at you to his hearts content. He helped you clean off your face before taking it in his hands and kissing you deeply. You couldn't believe you had managed to do all that before sharing your first kiss.

Breaking apart, Hawk lets his hands skim down your body, his thumbs flicking your nipples playfully before taking hold of your bikini strings and tying them back up behind your neck, leaving your breasts still covered with his cum underneath the fabric.

He finished tying the knot, kissing you once more. “You're my girl now.”

There's a question there, beneath the deceleration, so you nod. Feeling bolder than before, Hawk holds your hand as he leads you back to the pool.

[a-lonely-dunedain]

heyas friend! would you be interested in taking about ethedis a little bit? she seems pretty cool from what I've seen so far, and I'm kinda curious about her :D

oh! well sure I'd love to! provided I can get my thoughts into a half-coherent state. I haven't really written anything about her publicly, mostly because I don't really write much of anything publicly. or privately, for that matter. it all just floats around in my head like some kinda thought-soup. or smoothie. so it will probably be helpful to write some of this down anyway lol

ahem! so Ethedis was my first character, so the early parts of her story pretty closely follow the elf-intro quests. main difference being that she wasn't there when the Refuge of Edhelion fell. according to the game it was attacked like 600 years ago, and I think she's waaaay younger than that. I wanna say like 300-something? yeah she's baby. I mean still an adult by elven standards but like, in spirit, she is baby.

but yea she ends up there just as an apprentice Loremaster who's traveling with the sons of Elrond, both to help in any way she can and because this was a good opportunity to study some recent-ish history. also even tho she's from Rivendell she's probably been to the Blue Mountains a couple times. she's actually fascinated by dwarven architecture and culture, so she jumped at the opportunity to join Elladan and Elrohir's party. she wasn't even initially gonna be allowed to come, but she gave Elrond good enough puppy-eyes 🥺 he was like "fine FINE you can go just stop looking at me like that".

Also, I'd been toying around with the idea that in her travels to and from Ered Luin in the past she might've met Amdir and became friends with him, so that just makes everything in Bree So Much Worse for her. because now not only is she experiencing the loss of a mortal friend for the first time, But she's the one who has to help put him down. (not to mention the guilt of "could I have prevented this if I made it to Bree sooner?") it takes her awhile to fully understand that he's like, gone gone, on account of her being so young and like This Has Never Happened Before. anyway yeah, fun stuff :)

good news is that she bounces back from that pretty quickly! I mean kinda. She's just putting her strong emotions to a more productive use, that being hunting down whatever bitchass Nazgul was responsible for her friend's death! she has no idea what she's getting into :)

as far as her personality goes, she's bright, cheerful, and a bit of an airhead (surprising for a Loremaster I know). she's not exactly stupid or anything (I just play it up for comedic effect sometimes lol) but she is young and therefore less experienced and wise than most other elves you would meet in the 3rd age. the benefit of that is that she's not nearly as Tired™ as many other 3rd age elves either, and can handle a lot of emotional distress without losing her sunshiny demeanor. good thing too! Corunir definitely could use a sunshiny friend, considering all he's been through.

OH! right, speaking of Corunir and Ethedis!

When I met Corunir in Aughaire I was just like "oh this poor guy. Ethedis, go /hug him he needs it" and their dynamic just kinda escalated from there. Ethedis the Sunshine Elf™️ just goes "sad ranger??? NOT on my watch!". Ethedis provides much needed emotional support, and Corunir keeps her from walking off cliffs or into pools of death-water. mutually beneficial relationship 😊

In my headcannon, after Ethe masters the watching stones she's able to get close enough to one to damage its heart so Corunir has a path through Rammas Deluon, and they do the rest of the Eriador epic line together. Corunir deff wouldn't have wanted to leave Ethedis to east Angmar on her own, he finally got a friend gosh darn it he's gotta make sure nothing happens to her!

also they hold hands sometimes 😳 maybe even cuddle,,,, 👉👈

gah I'm bad at talking about this, what I'm trying to say is that they're adorable together. I personally headcannon Corunir as demiromantic ace, and Ethe probably is too, so their relationship isn't romantic for like a long time (what can I say? my demiro ace self likes to project onto my blorbos). I'm not sure when they develop romantic feelings for one another. I think there isn't one point I can point to and say "that! there's when they fall in love!", it's more of a gradual thing that just always felt natural to them. they don't notice their relationship changing from platonic to romantic, whatever state it's in is just what feels right. it's like, they don't fall in love, they just kinda end up there at some point. I don't know if I'm making any sense lol. point is, yes I ship my OC who has a personality *vaguely* based on my own with my favorite ranger, what of it? what is life without at least one shamelessly self-indulgent ship? I think everyone should get at least one, as a treat :) also:

*gently slides this image of Corunir and Eth over bc my friend did a rly good job on it and I need u to Look At Them*

anyway uh, yeah! that's some stuff about Ethedis :) my lil elf who's head is full of sunshine instead of braincells. I don't know how to end this post.

[smolfailure]

FUCK IT, DREAM SMP HOMESTUCK AU

but it's only half shitposts and there are actual Thoughts in there.

You don't need to have read the comic to understand because I tried not to spoil anything major, but it'd help if you knew basic stuff about classpects, SBURB and the hemospectrum.

disclaimer: i'm not a good pixel artist and this is my first actual sprites ever so please be kind to my weird pixels

The Kids:

Tommy

Fundy

Techno

Tubbo

tommy, tubbo and fundy one of the kids because they're the kids in dream smp canon (with fundy being son of wilbur)

techno's there because i want to make a dave strider reference (haha get it because techno's name is also da-- *gets shot) and also because they are both coolguys except instead of using irony, techno has adhd

The Trolls:

Wilbur Soohte (fuschia)

?????? Ehrret (violet)

J????? Shlatt (purple)

Nihacu Niikki (indigo)

Skeppy Diamon (cerulean)

Quacki Tthiey (teal)

Philza Myncra (jade)

Dreame Wastkn (lime disguising as olive)

George Notfou (gold)

Sapphe Nahfpe (bronze)

Badboy Haelow (burgundy)

don't come at me saying only females are allowed to be jades and fuschias; gender is fake and this is an au

more of the AU and the talksprites are under the cut:

Tommy

Lunar sway: Derse. Types in: Red

chaotic. the first person to be introduced.

when he gets introduced instead of the “Zoosmell Pooplord” bit, Tommy is initially going to be the name inputted but then backspaced it and decided that Tommyinnit was better and he was fuming until he’s named Tommy.

Gives me big Blood/Hope vibes. Blood because a lot of the conflict of the dream smp connected to someone breaking his trust or harming the things he cares about, Hope because a lot of the plot of the dream smp stems from Tommy starting shit based on his ideals and what he thinks is right.

the first to instigate fighting against the trolls

bbh contacts him once and tommy keeps cursing until he disconnects from frustration rip

wields Gunkind and his only strife weapon at the beginning is the Vlog gun. He has Gunkind as his strife specibus mainly because he looked up at schlatt and he imitates him.

Fundy

Lunar sway: Prospit. Types in: Orange

it was his idea to play SBURB but only through Dream.

he talks to dream the most among the other trolls fwt stans getcha juice this is the rosemary of the session

dream’s the one giving him exposition about the game so that’s how he knows how to play SBURB.

wilbur trolls fundy once and instantly adopts him.

“You’re my son.” “How does that even work??” “I was one of the people who created your universe. It’s basically the same thing.”

Fundy relents anyway.

Techno

Lunar sway: Derse. Types in: Pink

dave strider but dead-inside voice + rose lalonde english major vibes

he slices the text box when you try to name him "Dave " like in

techno gives me time player vibes (contantly on the move. his skyblock series, his “stays in the pit” monologue,) but also rage vibes (anarchy,  the “theseus” monologue, political alignment is Chaos) alas i am not sure what class

uses Tridentkind and claims "it came from god"

 it was dream, he accidentally transportalized one of wilbur’s weapon while he testing the transportalizer.

Tubbo

Lunar sway: Prospit. Types in: Green

the jade harley of this session. the only thing keeping them from going apeshit. where would they be without him.

but also jade harley in a sense that he seems nice and wholesome but also don’t fuck with them they can mess you up

Heart/Life vibes??? someone good at classpecting help

i put them in prospit bc of the "tubbo third eye" instead of tubbo having a sixth sense or smth, they see the future from the clouds of skaia when they sleep

wields Stress-relieverKind at some point

bonus: everyone’s actual hair colors

Ideas about the Trolls

no i haven’t done their sprites yet bc it would take so much time and i’m not even sure if people wanna see more of this au skjdkdsakdfkl,, but i have Design Ideas.

events of the dsmp revolution are just a FLARP session drawing parallels to how the homestuck trolls had a FLARP session that spoiler alert: destroyed friendships. dtrio, eret, will are involved. eret betrays will's faction and wilbur's still Bitter over that.

on the context of alternia (highbloods and lowbloods) lmanburg and dreamsmp have their roles SWAPPED.  the emancipation theme thing is completely gone since highbloods are in more power than the lowbloods (the dream team) . 

wilbur made a faction called l’manburg because he wants a place where he and his fellow highbloods could make drugs vibe.they take a piece of land that was owned by the dream team. in normal circumstances, they shouldve stood down because lowbloods aren't supposed to start shit with highbloods (especially a group of highbloods that has the alternian heir among them)  but dream turned it into an activism thing about lowblood rights. the story plays as close as possible without tommy or tubbo in it (which is pretty hard ik but this is the best can do).

like in the dreamsmp revolution, dream kinda let wilbur do what he wants but this time he has more reason to because he’s in a lower caste. dream really only fought back when wilbur announced that he’d be building lmanburg on their land and calling it theirs.

eret betrays wilbur by supporting the lowbloods and wilbur and co. technically won but only because he finally called the drones in, as a reference to how lmanburg absolutely got crushed by the dream team in the smp but technically won. l’manburg keeps the piece of land and the dream team scatter away to find a new home.

wilbur soot's a fuschia because a) he's in a position that has a lot of power, b) yknow how he wrote a song about squids and his thing with sally… yeah.

eret's a violet because nobility!! dream looks down on him because he's ambivalent on fighting for lowblood rights when he's in a power to do so "you just sit there, and you look pretty that's it"

also like eridan he has a minor aesthetic mutation (herobrine eyes) that won't classify him as a mutant.

jschlatt is purple because it makes sense thematically because of the gamzee parallels (a. substance abuse b. if you know what happens in act 6, you know this already but spoiler alert, he ruins the main protagonists' lives) also he's a funnyman he deserves the clown caste

 quackity's a teal because he’s a law student. moving on--

 ok but for real it also makes sense thematically because he's the one who wrote the thing that tricked schlatt into agreeing also he gets manipulated by schlatt which also draws parallels to certain events in the comic

skeppy and bbh are BEST FRIENDS despite being highblood and lowblood respectively. initially, skeppy just wanted to bother bbh but they grew to be good friends in time. y’know like how they actually becane friends :D

philza minecraft is a jade because dad friend. also works thematically, because spoiler alert he gets to murder a seadweller for going batshit crazy. 

he also god tiers early. he dies fighting his quick undead denizen (haha baby zombie) but the consorts of his land carry him to his quest bed because he’s treated them all so well.

dream was initially going to be another caste but then i realized that means i have to make his hoodie something other than green which is unacceptable so its a good thing the fact that he's a lime works out

dream was the one who thought of playing sgrub in the first place- initially only planned to have gogy, sap, and bbh in the session but then realized that they four won't be enough so he invited more into his session

he’s also the first to go godtier ez clap blind speedrun not sure what classpect tho

the only reason why dream avoided being culled at birth for being a limeblood is because his rng is That Good. he quickly picked up the fact that he’s not supposed to exist and masqueraded as an oliveblood and kept mostly to himself to avoid suspicion.

george is still colorblind but he has lazer eyes along with it instead. dream lives with him in the same hive since being a mutant means dream doesn’t get a lusus of his own (dnf fans getcha juice “and they were roommates”) 

despite living in the same hive, he never really figures out that dream is a limeblood. possibly because a) he’s colorblind and when he sees dream bleeding he just sees yellow b) he’s just that fucking oblivious and it’s so valid of him.

sapnap’s a bronzeblood mainly because i know he’s the instigator of the pet war with tommy also because i associate him with the color orang in my mind so bronze it is

that’s the end of this long-ass post!! if you have other ideas PLEASE i want to hear them. i don’t know the other streamers i mentioned in here very well so if you have ideas that would be fitting to them like with classpect or lunar sway that would be GREAT. 

the only thing i’m confident about in here are the kids’ lunar sways. i’m not an expert in classpects and homestuck lore so there’s that too!! i just wanted to make this post because adhd means that the idea wouldn’t shut up until i finished it. This initially started as a single shitpost edit of tommyinnit talksprite but then the hiveswap 2 trailer came out and that means i have to combine my two hyperfixations.

also i have ideas about potential quadrants but idk how much of that is breaking some streamers’ boundaries about shipping (even the non romantic quads such as kismesistude, morallegiance and auspisticism) so i decided not to include it.

edit: apparently people want more so i made a discord server as a place to brainstorm!! please pm me to join!