#good kevin

[mkjulian]

GB!Bevin... Why not?

[doesephs]

nobody trying to steal your jordan’s neil, your father (the jordan snatcher of baltimore) is DEAD

[formulaheart]

ollie bearman hitting everything and everyone in sight and then getting back on track only to do it again and get penalized for it, welcome back kevin magnussen

[gleafer]

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[strongintherealgay]

"I don't condone Allison's actions but--" Well, I do. I think she should murder him. I hope she can bring him back to life so she can murder him 15 more times. In fact, Allison should be able to rob a bank and get away with it. Punch 50 more men in the nose. Burn down a business after stealing anything from it. Get her a house with a marble island stat!

[ninyard]

fox tweets (pt.2)

[kev-day]

ok yesterday i saw a post about how kevin lost $10 in a bet about neil which was silly goofy and whatever but it got me to thinking about how actually kevin has so much faith in his people that i could bawl my eyes out.

[mapbottakeamap]

I honestly don't get why people are surprised that Kevin didn't recognize Neil. Like I've seen so many people makes jokes about the power of hair dye and plot amor but you wanna know what does have a lot of power? Time.

It had been like 8 years since Kevin had seen Neil and he met him one time. It's literally been like a year and I literally don't recognize people I've known for like 9 years. A person's appearance changes A LOT from 10 to 18, I would honestly be shocked if kevin WAS able to recognize him.

[weralika]

so we know that most of kevin's and neil's paychecks goes to moriyama and that means that andrew is the only one of them who has like a huge amount of money.

even if kevin is not their third, he will def receive some checks and he's angry about it. like he knows andrew likes to spend money on his boyfriend but kevin is not the one!! maybe they are close friends and they call each other frequently but kevin doesn't need his money.

imagine his rage when he finds out his entire mortgage is paid. andrew just says 'oops' when kevin asks him about it, and he's just at loss, why would andrew do that for him.

he knows he won't get an answer from andrew and then he asks neil, and that man says 'what did you expect, kevin? he needs to annoy you on daily basis, and you're not here, you have to understand. he's been saving money so he can hear you scream'.

kevin screams for 4 hours after he catches a flight to their town. andrew smiles like never

[taktitty]

Teammates, Friends?

[enidtendo64]

Old concept I had of Pacifica entering some sort of Lumberjack clan competition as a favor to Archibald and him possessing her in order to compete and win

[mkjulian]

Nsfw cut 👇

AO! & GB!Bevin... Why can't I? Ben just wanted a quickie.

[28ms28]

this is part im-too-lazy-to-check but YOU are not lazy so you can check out this list (or maybe you are i dont judge)

[odetojupiter]

the fact that kevin day also witnessed a man being chopped up in the tower at evermore after neil’s audition is mad, and it’s something that is very much not addressed ever. like, maybe part of kevin was so accepting of how things were in the nest because he knew that this is the second branch, and if he were to leave, he’d become the main branch’s problem because he knows too much, and the main branch casually chops men up as a warning to literal children. and then he’s still called a coward for leaving ?? but also a coward for wanting to go back to make the inevitable less painful for him ??? and that’s not even considering what riko and tetusji did to him specifically, before even jean arrived at the nest. and his mother’s death would’ve been quite recent at that point. just insane.

[novelconcepts]

A thing I find really important about the way Kevin Can Fuck Himself goes about its job: Allison is kind of a mess. She’s self-centered, she doesn’t put other people’s needs first, she makes reckless choices that endanger herself and others. And the show says: yes. Right. She’s flawed as fuck. And she still does not deserve any of what’s happening to her. It could be argued that she is, in fact, this flawed as a direct product of her trauma. Her self-absorption, unlike Kevin’s, is actually self-preservation. It puts Patty in danger. It tunes out Diane’s pain. It capitalizes on Sam’s relationship problems. And still, the show says: yes. Right. She’s going about this in fumbling, worrying ways. And she still does not deserve any of what’s happening to her.

Know how we know this? How we really know this, outside of our own objectivity, our own awareness of the abuse she’s enduring even to the soundtrack of laughter?

Because Tammy is the one to find her. Because Tammy is the one holding the cards at the end of the game. Tammy, who does not like Allison. Who sees so clearly the complicated, messy, dangerous person Allison can be. The mistakes she is prone to making in the name of desperation. How imperfect she is at every level. And Tammy, who is the character most explicitly set to call Allison on all of her shit, to drag her before a court of law, to lean on that hot-button of whether or not she’s a “good person” until it breaks—lets her go. Folds the cards up, puts them in her pocket, and leaves.

Because Tammy, like the show, like the thesis statement of abuse is never earned, never deserved, never warranted, understands. This is a world that so often sanitizes women after it’s too late to save them. A world that insists she should have done more to get out. A world that insists you should be kind and moral and perfect, or maybe you got what was coming to you. This is a world that sees fighting back as an equally heinous crime. As punishable, if not more so, than the actions of the instigator.

But this show doesn’t want to play that game. This show doesn’t want to fuck with it at all. Allison doesn’t have to be perfect and moral and above reproach. Allison has blood on her hands, and a DUI neatly ignored, and knowingly has an affair with her married boss. Allison hurts her friends sometimes, and she makes awful decisions out of desperation, and she doesn’t always pay attention to other people’s plotlines. And the show says: yes. Right. She’s making choices you probably should not agree with.

And she still does not deserve any of what is happening to her.

[yourleftpinkytoe-blog]

Andrew is the favorite uncle. Not just for Aaron and Nicky’s kids but all the foxes kids are just obsessed with uncle Andrew.

None of the foxes understand why except for Neil. But that only because Neil is there when Andrew gets up at three am to answer a phone call from their sobbing niece, who admits for the first time out loud that maybe she isn’t a boy and “is that okay uncle Andrew”. Or when Kevin’s kid shows up at there house after getting in an argument with her dad and Andrew lets her rage and rant until it doesn’t seem like the end of the world anymore, then walks her home (hc: they live pretty close for a while cause their on the same team). Or when nobody can get Aaron’s twins to stop crying but as soon as Andrew is given a turn at trying to calm the babies they stop immediately.

The kids all love Andrew he’s the first one they go to with their issues, he’s the first one they run too when all the foxes are together, he’s the first one that they come out too if they’re queer(Nicky is so mad when his kid comes out to Andrew before him)

He’s just a really good uncle.